DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/05/2013    Duedate: 06/18/2013

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-707

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GENTLEMAN JACK
ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-5011) [15-14-3,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK TRIPER                    MIGHTY MISSISIP
ALL JACKED UP (463)            NATURE MADE (479)
(30-5030) [16-7-1,119]         (30-5155) [1-0-1,17]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BO CARTER                      HUMUNGOUSAUR
DELTA BLUES (374)              OMNITRIX (474)
(30-4956) [19-24-1,82]         (30-5043) [6-0-0,75]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALL JACKED UP (463)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL JACKED UP (463)         63
2. NATURE MADE (479)           57      LENPROS (145)
3. THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)  29      Unchartered Team
4. HER BEST ASSETS (461)       23
5. OMNITRIX (474)              22      NATURE MADE (479)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*NATURE MADE (479)          4   1  1 80.0   1/ 1 ALL JACKED UP (463)      11  4 0
 2/ 2 LENPROS (145)            %1360 786 42 63.4   2/ 3 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     7  2 1
 3/ 0 WRATHMEN Z (476)         130  82  2 61.3   3/ 2 LENPROS (145)             7  3 1
 4/ 0 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431) 259 195  9 57.0   4/ 4 OMNITRIX (474)            6  9 0
 5- 4 WRATHMEN (59)            327 258 14 55.9   5/ 0*NATURE MADE (479)         4  1 1
 6/ 5 ALL JACKED UP (463)      203 172 27 54.1   6- 6 WRATHMEN (59)             2  3 0
 7/ 3 OMNITRIX (474)            24  21  0 53.3   7/ 7 SERPENTS HOLD (472)       2  9 0
 8/ 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461)    112 109 14 50.7   8/ 0 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431)  1  0 0
 9/ 8 DELTA BLUES (374)        165 169  7 49.4   9/ 0 WRATHMEN Z (476)          1  1 0
10/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356)       834 %1081 17 43.6  10/ 5 DELTA BLUES (374)         1  7 0
11/10 SERPENTS HOLD (472)        4  22  1 15.4  11/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356)        0  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 725): KEISHA of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 724): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 709): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): ARE YOU DONE, YET? Of BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 708): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 705): MISS CATTY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 706): BO CARTER of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 670): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 667): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 658): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 552): DELILAH of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 610): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 725): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 724): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 709): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 708): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 705): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 706): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 670): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 667): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 658): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 552): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 610): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 723): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in IAYE this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there 
are sorrows to drown for DELTA BLUES, whose 0-2-0 this turn dropped them by 5 into 
10th.  On their very first turn, NATURE MADE had a 4-1-1, and with this kind of luck 
or skill, should do well.  Welcome to IAYE.  And let's see, SPLITFINGER fought KAELYN 
and gained 29 points and contributed to THE A'S -- LOSERS II's 1-0-0.  BROTHER MARK 
has lost to SPRING HEELED JACK, falling 9 points, while helping make LENPROS a 1-2-0 
turn.  We should ask GENTLEMAN JACK about the thrill of victory, and what being the 
new Duelmaster does for a warrior, it's now the one to ask.  Tell me, is nothing 
sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Rat Nest uses trolls in 
their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  WRATHMEN has cause to stand tall, as 
they were IAYE's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And guess who avoided WRATHMEN stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was HER BEST 
ASSETS.  Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that RED ROVER from RED 
DOG GANG was IAYE's most challenged warrior this turn.  Building dreams on hope, 
HEATBLAST challenged up 37 points this turn to take on JACK TRIPER from ALL JACKED UP 
stable.  Sad to say, HEATBLAST lost to JACK TRIPER, and the attempt ended up costing 
HEATBLAST 2 recognition points.  In a brave attempt, WHITE THIGHS from HER BEST 
ASSETS challenged up 20 points to fight FOUR ARMS from the OMNITRIX stable.  WHITE 
THIGHS perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing as she overcame FOUR ARMS and ended up 
with 29 recognition points.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, IAYE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in IAYE and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in IAYE again, farewell-- Alarond 
the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GENTLEMAN JACK 5011          15  14  3   100       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK TRIPER 5030             16   7  1   119       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-HIGH POINTS 4958             11   9  1   109       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-PARANOID PETE 5077           26  10  0   100       WRATHMEN Z (476)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUMBER JAK 5028              16   7  4    89       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-KEIRA 5002                   15   8  2    86       WRATHMEN (59)
-ELMYDR 5038                  11   6  0    83       WRATHMEN (59)
 BO CARTER 4956               19  24  1    82       DELTA BLUES (374)
-SONNY TERRY 3912             12  10  1    75       DELTA BLUES (374)
 HUMUNGOUSAUR 5043             6   0  0    75       OMNITRIX (474)
 HEATBLAST 5083                7   3  0    73       OMNITRIX (474)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HONEYBOY 4974                12  10  1    65       DELTA BLUES (374)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SISTER MARY ROSE 5082         5   1  0    53       LENPROS (145)
-SGT. SPENCER 5080             7   3  1    52       LENPROS (145)
 JACK INTHE PULPIT 5113        5   2  0    48       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 SPRING HEELED JACK 5126       4   1  0    44       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 RED ROVER 5018                7  19  0    40       RED DOG GANG (356)
-JAZMO 4995                    3   2  0    39       SERPENTS HOLD (472)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOUR ARMS 5041                4   3  0    33       OMNITRIX (474)
-JR. KIMBROUGH 5010            3   2  1    33       DELTA BLUES (374)
-BILLYJOE JIMBOB 5108          3   3  0    31       WRATHMEN (59)
 JIGGLY JUGS 5127              3   0  0    30       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 WOOFLE 5036                   4  17  0    29       RED DOG GANG (356)
 WHITE THIGHS 5129             2   1  0    29       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 SPLITFINGER 4928              1   0  0    29       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
-GRIFNR 5066                   5   4  0    26       WRATHMEN Z (476)
 GREY MATTER 5042              2   7  0    25       OMNITRIX (474)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROTHER MARK 5086             6   4  0    22       LENPROS (145)
-SNEAKY SHULTZ 5085            2   2  0    18       LENPROS (145)
 MIGHTY MISSISIP 5155          1   0  1    17       NATURE MADE (479)
-PUFFY LIPS 5109               2   2  0    13       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 ZION 5156                     1   0  0    13       NATURE MADE (479)
 YELLLOWSTONE 5157             1   0  0    13       NATURE MADE (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE BLUE RIDGE 5158           1   0  0    13       NATURE MADE (479)
-LENNOX 5139                   1   0  0    10       WRATHMEN (59)
 HOT SHOT 5118                 1   0  0    10       WRATHMEN Z (476)
-JAUFFRE 5116                  1   2  0     5       WRATHMEN (59)
 KAELYN 5119                   0   1  0     5       WRATHMEN Z (476)
 REDWOOD 5159                  0   1  0     1       NATURE MADE (479)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TRUSTWORTHY SCRI        0  0 0                      MIGHTY MISSISIP 5155  707  NONE
BIG JOE 5088            7  2 0 DELTA BLUES 374      HIGH POINTS 4958      705   
PVT. PLAGIANIS 5047     3  5 0 LENPROS 145          HIGH ELF              707  NONE
HONKIN 5160             0  1 0 OMNITRIX 474         HIGH ELF              707  NONE
OLD BROWN 5031          8 13 0 RED DOG GANG 356     SGT. SPENCER 5080     705   
ETNIES 4758            12 12 0 RESCUE RANGERS I 385 LUMBER JAK 5028       704   
GADGET 4528            12 12 1 RESCUE RANGERS I 385 GENTLEMAN JACK 5011   703  NOT REVENGED
BYE 5152                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 472    SHEWISH GIANT         707  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Resending last turn's not-posted ads because that silly Hal did not like the
fact that no arena number was attached.  Humpf. -- Lenpro (the old and forgetful)

     It's a stickler.

A salute to Gentleman Jack, Duelmaster. -- All the Lenpros

Four Arms -- The more you have, the more targets I have.  I have never before had the
pleasure to rap four sets of knuckles on one person.  My ruler was red hot! -- Sister
Mary Rose

Puffy Lips -- You can pout all you want, but my penance was the winning factor.  Try
it. -- Brother Mark

Red Dog Gang -- I truly apologize for the demise of Old Brown.  I liked the old dog
and would never have wanted to do that!  May he fight and play and hide bones well in
That Geat Arena In The Sky. -- Sgt Spencer

Mea culpa, Red Dog Gang. -- Lenpro

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

All -- And now for the current turn.... -- The Lenpro Free Press Publicist

A salute to Bo Carter who defeated Gentleman Jack in the arena and earned the title
Duelmaster.  Kudos. -- All The Lenpros

Surely Bo will write a DM Column/ Gentleman Jack didn't.  As former Iaye 10+-time DM,
Green Gnu, used to say, "A DM ain't a DM lessen he can pen a column, whether he done
likes to er not." -- The Lenpro Free Press

Polite Beggar -- I am kinda sorry to have taken advantage of your politeness, but....
-- Sneaky Shultz

Red Rover -- Nice doggy, I know; it was a match where my style was heavily favored.
I pray for those kind of matches.  I do. -- Sister Mary Rose

Woofle -- I like dogs, you know, but cats are the in thing. -- Brother Mark

     Well... cats are IN things, that is true.

Heatblast -- Wow!  And I didn't even get a chance to warm up.  Too hot for me! --
Sgt. Spencer

Good luck to all, and to all a good night. -- Lenpro

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PVT. PLAGIANIS was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HONKIN was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BYE was savagely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
HEATBLAST was devastated by JACK TRIPER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HUMUNGOUSAUR subdued HONEYBOY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
JACK INTHE PULPIT overpowered RED ROVER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
SPRING HEELED JACK devastated BROTHER MARK in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
WHITE THIGHS won victory over FOUR ARMS in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
BO CARTER was vanquished by GENTLEMAN JACK in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
LUMBER JAK savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute gory melee.
SISTER MARY ROSE demolished WOOFLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GREY MATTER was overcome by JIGGLY JUGS in a 3 minute contest.
HOT SHOT handily defeated REDWOOD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KAELYN was vanquished by SPLITFINGER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ZION vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
YELLLOWSTONE devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THE BLUE RIDGE overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
MIGHTY MISSISIP killed TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   9 -  4      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        22 -  24 -  2      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  29 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  45 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  17 -  1      37  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  24 -  1      35  |

Turn 707 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GENTLEMAN JACK 5011        15  14  3  100 ALL JACKED UP (463)
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JAK 5028            16   7  4   89 ALL JACKED UP (463)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMUNGOUSAUR 5043           6   0  0   75 OMNITRIX (474)
STRIKING ATTACK  HEATBLAST 5083              7   3  0   73 OMNITRIX (474)
AIMED BLOW       HONEYBOY 4974              12  10  1   65 DELTA BLUES (374)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     SPRING HEELED JACK 5126     4   1  0   44 ALL JACKED UP (463)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BO CARTER 4956.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HUMUNGOUSAUR 5043.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPRING HEELED JACK 
5126, GREY MATTER 5042, LUMBER JAK 5028, WHITE THIGHS 5129, JIGGLY JUGS 5127, MIGHTY 
MISSISIP 5155, SISTER MARY ROSE 5082, BYE 5152, JACK TRIPER 5030, and HONEYBOY 4974.

The least popular fighter this week was THE BLUE RIDGE 5158.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were REDWOOD 5159, WOOFLE 5036, BO CARTER 4956, FOUR ARMS 5041, 
BROTHER MARK 5086, RED ROVER 5018, HONKIN 5160, YELLLOWSTONE 5157, KAELYN 5119, and 
GENTLEMAN JACK 5011.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GENTLEMAN JACK (30-5011) ALL JACKED UP (463)
JACK TRIPER (30-5030) ALL JACKED UP (463)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

            R BAGGIO (17-4867) ITALIAN FOOTBALL (407) 
           BEAST CRAG (50-3222) PHILANTHROPISTS (353) 
        LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348) 
           ZEBRA (82-31553) MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 
        JOHN MCKINNEY (82-48893) MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226) 
          SEBASTIAN (82-15919) THE INQUISITION V (2401)
          GRAVE ROBBER (84-5984) DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes