DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/03/2013    Duedate: 07/16/2013

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-709

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HUMUNGOUSAUR
OMNITRIX (474)
(30-5043) [8-0-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HUMUNGOUSAUR                   YELLLOWSTONE
OMNITRIX (474)                 NATURE MADE (479)
(30-5043) [8-0-0,112]          (30-5157) [2-1-0,24]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BO CARTER                      APPLE JACK
DELTA BLUES (374)              ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-4956) [21-24-1,99]         (30-5166) [0-1-0,1]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN Z (476)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OMNITRIX (474)              58
2. THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)  29      LENPROS (145)
3. WRATHMEN Z (476)            19      Unchartered Team
4. DELTA BLUES (374)           18
5. ALL JACKED UP (463)         16      NATURE MADE (479)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1364 790 42 63.3   1/ 6 WRATHMEN Z (476)          7  3 1
 2/ 2 WRATHMEN Z (476)         136  84  3 61.8   2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       7  3 0
 3/ 3 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431) 261 195 10 57.2   3/ 3 OMNITRIX (474)            7  8 0
 4/ 4 WRATHMEN (59)            331 261 14 55.9   4/ 1 LENPROS (145)             5  6 0
 5/ 6 OMNITRIX (474)            30  25  0 54.5   5/ 4*NATURE MADE (479)         5 10 1
 6/ 5 ALL JACKED UP (463)      205 175 27 53.9   6/ 7 WRATHMEN (59)             4  3 0
 7- 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461)    112 109 14 50.7   7/ 8 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431)  3  0 1
 8/ 9 DELTA BLUES (374)        168 172  7 49.4   8/10 DELTA BLUES (374)         3  5 0
 9/10 RED DOG GANG (356)       836 %1083 17 43.6   9- 5 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     2  0 0
10/ 8*NATURE MADE (479)          5  10  1 33.3  10/ 9 SERPENTS HOLD (472)       2  1 0
11/11 SERPENTS HOLD (472)        6  22  1 21.4  11/11 RED DOG GANG (356)        2  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 727): HONEY BOO BOO of REALITY TV (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 726): ANEGATIVE of BLOOD BANK INC. (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 711): IN THE BUSHES of B. B. NEWSBOY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 714): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 710): WYANADA ZOAR of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 707): RISELLA PILAF of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 708): PARANOID PETE of WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 672): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 669): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 660): CLARA ROSE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 554): WALKING TROUBLE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 612): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 727): FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 726): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 711): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 714): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 710): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 707): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 708): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 672): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 669): LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 660): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 554): THE FINAL FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 612): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 727): TINY MEERKAT of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 725): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 710): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 707): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
                         JACK TRIPER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 672): CASSIE DONNE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 669): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 659): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Long has it been since I was last Duelmaster.  First time here, but I held the
position more than a few turns over on the mainland in Iaye's sister city of Point.
     Once again, our strategies made it but personals were missing...

                                          -- Pete

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in IAYE!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Too bad, LENPROS, but WRATHMEN Z 
was just too good to be stopped.  Uncool, HER BEST ASSETS.  I mean 0-0-0 is bad.  
Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  WRATHMEN Z 
like really fought hard to move up to 1st from 6th.  Way to go!  Cut this out and put 
it in your scrapbooks, OMNITRIX!  'Cause they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 3rd!  MVP 
award for SPLITFINGER?  THE A'S -- LOSERS II's proud of him after beating HONEYBOY 
and getting 29 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  SGT. SPENCER's match with JAZMO 
cost him a loss of 9 points!  Was that a tear I saw in HUMUNGOUSAUR's eye, as he took 
over Duelmastership?  And wasn't PARANOID PETE fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  LENPROS was IAYE's most avoided team.  Is there some award for 
that?  I don't know what WRATHMEN's been doing.  They certainly haven't been 
accepting many fights from LENPROS, that's fer sher.  Can OMNITRIX's GREY MATTER be 
more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  
People were asking me did ZION REALLY challenge GREY MATTER?  (all right, maybe they 
didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but GREY 
MATTER wants me to write about it since he bested ZION.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All IAYE ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  It was kind of sad, seeing old HONEYBOY stumbling around the 
arena, before SPLITFINGER finished him off.  Oh well!  Didja see that awesome fight 
where SPLITFINGER of THE A'S -- LOSERS II wiped out HONEYBOY?  Who'da thought 
SPLITFINGER had it in him?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be 
out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  IAYE is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUMUNGOUSAUR 5043             8   0  0   112       OMNITRIX (474)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HIGH POINTS 4958             11   9  1   109       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 LUMBER JAK 5028              17   7  4   103       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 BO CARTER 4956               21  24  1    99       DELTA BLUES (374)
 PARANOID PETE 5077           27  11  0    92       WRATHMEN Z (476)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELMYDR 5038                  11   7  0    81       WRATHMEN (59)
 KEIRA 5002                   15   9  2    80       WRATHMEN (59)
-SONNY TERRY 3912             12  10  1    75       DELTA BLUES (374)
 HEATBLAST 5083                8   4  0    73       OMNITRIX (474)
 JAZMO 4995                    5   2  0    72       SERPENTS HOLD (472)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPLITFINGER 4928              3   0  1    66       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SISTER MARY ROSE 5082         6   2  0    49       LENPROS (145)
 SPRING HEELED JACK 5126       5   1  0    49       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 SGT. SPENCER 5080             8   4  1    48       LENPROS (145)
 FOUR ARMS 5041                6   3  0    44       OMNITRIX (474)
 JACK INTHE PULPIT 5113        5   3  0    43       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 RED ROVER 5018                7  21  0    42       RED DOG GANG (356)
 WOOFLE 5036                   6  17  0    41       RED DOG GANG (356)
 GRIFNR 5066                   6   4  0    35       WRATHMEN Z (476)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JR. KIMBROUGH 5010            3   2  1    33       DELTA BLUES (374)
 BILLYJOE JIMBOB 5108          3   4  0    31       WRATHMEN (59)
-JIGGLY JUGS 5127              3   0  0    30       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREY MATTER 5042              3   8  0    29       OMNITRIX (474)
-WHITE THIGHS 5129             2   1  0    29       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 BROTHER MARK 5086             7   5  0    26       LENPROS (145)
 HOT SHOT 5118                 3   0  1    26       WRATHMEN Z (476)
 YELLLOWSTONE 5157             2   1  0    24       NATURE MADE (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LENNOX 5139                   3   0  0    23       WRATHMEN (59)
 JAUFFRE 5116                  3   2  0    19       WRATHMEN (59)
-SNEAKY SHULTZ 5085            2   2  0    18       LENPROS (145)
 KAELYN 5119                   1   2  0    16       WRATHMEN Z (476)
 ARTHUR CRUDUP 5150            1   1  0    14       DELTA BLUES (374)
-PUFFY LIPS 5109               2   2  0    13       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 MIGHTY MISSISIP 5155          1   2  1    11       NATURE MADE (479)
 ZION 5156                     1   2  0     7       NATURE MADE (479)
 THE BLUE RIDGE 5158           1   2  0     5       NATURE MADE (479)
 LAZY LOUIE 5117               1   0  0     4       WRATHMEN Z (476)
 FRIAR FRANCIS 5163            1   1  0     4       LENPROS (145)
 REDWOOD 5159                  0   3  0     3       NATURE MADE (479)
 APPLE JACK 5166               0   1  0     1       ALL JACKED UP (463)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HUNGRY JACK 5165        0  1 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    HOT SHOT 5118         709   
BIG JOE 5088            7  2 0 DELTA BLUES 374      HIGH POINTS 4958      705  NOT REVENGED
HONEYBOY 4974          12 12 1 DELTA BLUES 374      SPLITFINGER 4928      709   
OOZE 5167               0  1 0 OMNITRIX 474         ARENAMASTER PENR      709  NONE
OLD BROWN 5031          8 13 0 RED DOG GANG 356     SGT. SPENCER 5080     705  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Redwood -- sorry 'bout that.  Aim was a little off. -- Hot Shot

Splitfinger -- That was fast. -- Kaelyn

Nature Made -- Welcome to Iaye. -- Kharadmon, mgr Wrathmen

All -- Hmmmmmmmm.  Did Hades freeze over?  Did the world come to an end?  Were the
Lenpros the only persad writers last round?  Tsk.  Tsk. -- Lenpro

     hal went on strike?

Paranoid Pete -- A salute to The Duelmaster. -- All us Lenpros

Jazmo -- You're better than me?  I would never have thought it.  It must be all those
drinks you fix? -- Sister Mary Rose

Kaelyn -- Thank you for being there when I needed a friend.  Unfortunately, now, I
must move on to further conquests. -- Friar Francis

Red Rover -- You shoulda came over. -- Sgt Spencer

Redwood -- What a bold and significant upchallenge you made.  I salute you for the
try.  Maybe next time? -- Brother Mark

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye forever. -- Lenpro
P.S.  Hoping to see some of you fellow Iayeans in Orlando at The Face.

All -- Sorry for missing last turn, I thought I would give someone else a chance to
rule the arena for once.  No, seriously, I took a much needed trip to the beach.  I'm
back now in full force and ready to redden the sands.  Blades up!! -- Pat Sajak

All -- Gentleman Jack, 15(1)-6-10-17-17-4(1)-17 LU Master Ini, Adex Att/Par, Exp
Def/Par, VH/H, LO, Riposte tactic, learned parry
Jack Triper- 11(2)-15-7-17-17-12-7 LU, Master Ini, Adex Att/Dec, Exp Def, H/H, LS,
learned Ini.

Lenpro -- Thanx for the "huzza huzza"even if they were crotchety.  I'm afraid to ask
what that means.  I don't want to know anything about your crotch. -- Pat Sajak

Omnitrix -- I just recently realized that you're Buri.  Sorry I'm a little slow.
Anyway, good to have you in this arena.  We need all the help we can get here. -- Pat
Sajak

Nature Made -- I notice your warrior The Blue Ridge.  I live in them there mountains!
-- Pat Sajak

Friar Francis -- I can't wait for you to meet my teammate Louie.  That'll be a barn
burner. -- Kaelyn

Arthur Crudup -- May the Gods protect you as you battle your way to the top. --
Jauffre

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OOZE was butchered by ARENAMASTER PENRUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ELMYDR was viciously subdued by BO CARTER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
SGT. SPENCER was demolished by JAZMO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SISTER MARY ROSE devastated RED ROVER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
YELLLOWSTONE was subdued by WOOFLE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
REDWOOD was vanquished by KAELYN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THE BLUE RIDGE was savagely defeated by JAUFFRE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
ZION was viciously subdued by GREY MATTER in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
PARANOID PETE was overpowered by HUMUNGOUSAUR in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
LUMBER JAK overpowered KEIRA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
HEATBLAST overpowered JACK INTHE PULPIT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HONEYBOY was killed by SPLITFINGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
FOUR ARMS bested BILLYJOE JIMBOB in a 2 minute battle.
SPRING HEELED JACK savagely defeated BROTHER MARK in a popular 8 minute bloody brawl.
GRIFNR handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gory uneven fight.
HOT SHOT butchered HUNGRY JACK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LENNOX beat MIGHTY MISSISIP in a 3 minute amateur's brawl.
ARTHUR CRUDUP viciously subdued FRIAR FRANCIS in a exciting 8 minute novice's fight.
APPLE JACK was outlasted by LAZY LOUIE in a crowd pleasing 12 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        22 -  21 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  13 -  3      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  38 -  3      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  26 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  22 -  2      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  21 -  0      34  |

Turn 709 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMUNGOUSAUR 5043           8   0  0  112 OMNITRIX (474)
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JAK 5028            17   7  4  103 ALL JACKED UP (463)
TOTAL PARRY      PARANOID PETE 5077         27  11  0   92 WRATHMEN Z (476)
PARRY-LUNGE      KEIRA 5002                 15   9  2   80 WRATHMEN (59)
STRIKING ATTACK  HEATBLAST 5083              8   4  0   73 OMNITRIX (474)
AIMED BLOW       JAZMO 4995                  5   2  0   72 SERPENTS HOLD (472)
PARRY-STRIKE     SPRING HEELED JACK 5126     5   1  0   49 ALL JACKED UP (463)
LUNGING ATTACK   GRIFNR 5066                 6   4  0   35 WRATHMEN Z (476)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BO CARTER 4956.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was APPLE JACK 5166.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPRING HEELED JACK 
5126, ARTHUR CRUDUP 5150, GREY MATTER 5042, BO CARTER 4956, WOOFLE 5036, JAUFFRE 
5116, JAZMO 4995, HUMUNGOUSAUR 5043, LUMBER JAK 5028, and SPLITFINGER 4928.

The least popular fighter this week was FRIAR FRANCIS 5163.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LAZY LOUIE 5117, HUNGRY JACK 5165, BROTHER MARK 5086, JACK 
INTHE PULPIT 5113, PARANOID PETE 5077, THE BLUE RIDGE 5158, REDWOOD 5159, RED ROVER 
5018, ELMYDR 5038, and OOZE 5167.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. 

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