DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/14/2013    Duedate: 08/27/2013

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-712

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HIGH POINTS
HER BEST ASSETS (461)
(30-4958) [13-9-1,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HIGH POINTS                    KALITY CONTROL
HER BEST ASSETS (461)          QUARTERLY PROPHETS (448)
(30-4958) [13-9-1,127]         (30-4635) [2-1-1,22]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BO CARTER                      CURIOUS GEORGE W
DELTA BLUES (374)              QUARTERLY PROPHETS (448)
(30-4956) [22-26-1,95]         (30-5176) [0-1-0,2]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN Z (476)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DELTA BLUES (374)           34
2. OMNITRIX (474)              30      LENPROS (145)
3. WRATHMEN Z (476)            25      Unchartered Team
4. LENPROS (145)               25
5. WRATHMEN (59)               17      QUARTERLY PROPHETS (448)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1370 792 42 63.4   1/ 1 WRATHMEN Z (476)         10  2 1
 2/ 2 WRATHMEN Z (476)         146  86  4 62.9   2/ 2 WRATHMEN (59)             7  8 0
 3/ 3 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431) 264 195 10 57.5   3/ 5 LENPROS (145)             6  2 0
 4/ 4 WRATHMEN (59)            338 269 14 55.7   4/ 4 ALL JACKED UP (463)       6  7 1
 5/ 6 OMNITRIX (474)            35  30  0 53.8   5/ 6 DELTA BLUES (374)         5  5 0
 6/ 5 ALL JACKED UP (463)      211 182 28 53.7   6/ 3 OMNITRIX (474)            5  5 0
 7/ 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461)    116 114 15 50.4   7/ 9*QUARTERLY PROPHETS (448)  5 10 2
 8/ 8 DELTA BLUES (374)        173 177  7 49.4   8/ 8 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     4  5 1
 9/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356)       837 %1087 17 43.5   9/ 7 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431)  3  0 0
10-10*NATURE MADE (479)          7  13  1 35.0  10-12*NATURE MADE (479)         2  3 0
11/11*QUARTERLY PROPHETS (448)   5  10  2 33.3  11/10 SERPENTS HOLD (472)       1  2 0
12/12 SERPENTS HOLD (472)        7  24  1 22.6  12/11 RED DOG GANG (356)        1  4 0
13-13*RERUNS (275)               0   1  0  0.0  13-13*RERUNS (275)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 730): MAD COW DISEASE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 729): SIDEWINDER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 714): LULU ORLENE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 717): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 713): DMX of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 710): EGLANTINE NOGS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 711): HIGH POINTS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 648): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 672): HECATE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 663): LEROY of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 312): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 557): DELILAH of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 615): CHRISTIAN of WRATHMEN VII (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 730): CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 729): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 714): ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 717): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 713): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 710): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 711): WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 675): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 672): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 663): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 312): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 557): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 615): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
                           IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 730): MAD COW DISEASE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               UDDER DELIGHT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                   (turn 729): KEISHA of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 729): SIDEWINDER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 717): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 712): JOSH LITTLE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              WYANADA ZOAR of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              ELECTRIC SHEEP of ANDROID DUNGEON 10 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 711): PARANOID PETE of WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
             (turn 710): LUMBER JAK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 662): CLARA ROSE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 557): GYPSY ROSE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
                             BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, IAYE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? 
Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
HUMUNGOUSAUR win a fight and gain 27 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SONNY TERRY beat 
HEATBLAST and HEATBLAST lost 20 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke 
or broken, our Duelmaster JAZMO challenged this turn.  And if variety is the spice of 
life, IAYE may be getting bland, as HIGH POINTS stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks 
and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their 
fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
IAYE, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  HER BEST ASSETS the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act 
of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was WRATHMEN Z.  Ha ha ha ha!  
JAZMO was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  It's about time SWEET CHEEKS got beat for 
picking on warriors like KALITY CONTROL.  Bravo, QUARTERLY PROPHETS.  See you at The 
Dragon's Blood Inn.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of IAYE.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds are getting 
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIGH POINTS 4958             13   9  1   127       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPLITFINGER 4928              6   0  1   107       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 HUMUNGOUSAUR 5043             9   1  0   104       OMNITRIX (474)
 SONNY TERRY 3912             13  10  1    99       DELTA BLUES (374)
 BO CARTER 4956               22  26  1    95       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAZMO 4995                    6   4  0    85       SERPENTS HOLD (472)
 KEIRA 5002                   16  11  2    81       WRATHMEN (59)
 HEATBLAST 5083                9   5  0    76       OMNITRIX (474)
 ELMYDR 5038                  12   9  0    75       WRATHMEN (59)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SGT. SPENCER 5080             9   4  1    65       LENPROS (145)
 BILLYJOE JIMBOB 5108          6   4  0    61       WRATHMEN (59)
 FOUR ARMS 5041                8   3  0    60       OMNITRIX (474)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KAELYN 5119                   4   2  1    51       WRATHMEN Z (476)
 HOT SHOT 5118                 5   1  1    48       WRATHMEN Z (476)
 GREY MATTER 5042              4   9  0    47       OMNITRIX (474)
 RED ROVER 5018                7  24  0    45       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK INTHE PULPIT 5113        7   4  1    44       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-BROTHER MARK 5086             9   5  0    39       LENPROS (145)
 SPRING HEELED JACK 5126       6   3  0    39       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-GRIFNR 5066                   6   4  0    35       WRATHMEN Z (476)
-WHITE THIGHS 5129             3   1  0    35       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 SISTER MARY ROSE 5082         6   4  0    34       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JR. KIMBROUGH 5010            3   3  1    31       DELTA BLUES (374)
 JAUFFRE 5116                  4   4  0    28       WRATHMEN (59)
 FRIAR FRANCIS 5163            4   1  0    28       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LENNOX 5139                   4   2  0    24       WRATHMEN (59)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KALITY CONTROL 4635           2   1  1    22       QUARTERLY PROPHETS (448)
 JIGGLY JUGS 5127              3   2  0    19       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-MIGHTY MISSISIP 5155          2   2  1    18       NATURE MADE (479)
-SNEAKY SHULTZ 5085            2   2  0    18       LENPROS (145)
-THE BLUE RIDGE 5158           2   2  0    18       NATURE MADE (479)
-YELLLOWSTONE 5157             2   2  0    16       NATURE MADE (479)
 BROWNIE MEGHEE 5168           1   1  0    16       DELTA BLUES (374)
 LAZY LOUIE 5117               4   0  0    13       WRATHMEN Z (476)
 CYCLONE JACK 5175             1   0  0    13       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 SWEET CHEEKS 5128             1   1  1    12       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 MAHATMA GUMBY 4631            1   2  0    12       QUARTERLY PROPHETS (448)
 ARTHUR CRUDUP 5150            3   2  0    11       DELTA BLUES (374)
 KOJAK 5170                    1   0  0     9       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 MACE WINDUISM 4634            1   2  1     6       QUARTERLY PROPHETS (448)
 CONFUSIONISM 4633             0   3  0     3       QUARTERLY PROPHETS (448)
 CURIOUS GEORGE W 5176         0   1  0     2       QUARTERLY PROPHETS (448)
-KOJAK 2628                    0   1  0     1       RERUNS (275)
 BOUNCY BOTTOM 5177            0   1  0     1       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
APPLE JACK 5166         0  3 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    KAELYN 5119           711   
HUNGRY JACK 5165        0  1 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    HOT SHOT 5118         709   
JACK LEG 15 5174        0  1 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    BLACK ORC             712  NONE
HONEYBOY 4974          12 12 1 DELTA BLUES 374      SPLITFINGER 4928      709   
ZION 5156               1  3 0 NATURE MADE 479      MACE WINDUISM 4634    710   
MEH 5173                0  1 0 OMNITRIX 474         MOUNTAIN TROLL        712  NONE
JAMES VAGABOND 4632     1  1 0 QUARTERLY PROPHE 448 SWEET CHEEKS 5128     711  JUST REVENGED
WOOFLE 5036             7 18 0 RED DOG GANG 356     JACK INTHE PULPI 5113 711   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jiggly Jugs -- Thank goodness I am impervious to those lovely, intriguing things! --
Brother Mark (Wondering if they were real or bought?)

Mace Winduism -- I am a sorta whiffle christianer myself.  Perhaps I prayed more?
Thanks for the win. -- Friar Francis

Spring Heeled Jack -- Your challenge, your great skill, your win.  Kudos! -- Sister
Mary Rose

Gotta give credit to Her Best Assets High Points.  They are good ones!  Duelmaster is
a pretty high point in of itself. -- Lenpro

Way to go, Lord Protector Paranoid Pete. -- All us Lenpros

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye forever. -- Lenpro

All -- Sorry for the lack of personals and warrior turn outs, I have not gotten the
last 2 turns.  Believe me, it's not for lack of trying. -- Pat Sajak

All -- Lumber Jak -- 14(1)-3-16-17-21(1)-9-7(1) BA don't know his faves, I'll tell ya
when (if) I get them
Apple Jack -- 11-13-7-17-9-14-13 ST  I'm running out of Jack names between here and
Sunset!!  Isn't there a name change coming up soon?? -- Pat Saja

Lenpro -- How come I'm the only one you make comments to for not writing a duelmaster
column?  It must be my charismatic personality you miss so much!! -- Pat Sajak

Pete -- They're watching you...  They're coming for you...  What was that??!!  Here
man, hit this again. --Pat Sajak

Pat Sajak -- I hope you're done "reddening the sands."  We are proud of our low kill
% and you are not helping. -- Wrathmen 2

Apple Jack -- It was a brave challenge. -- Kaelyn

All Jacked Up -- If you intend to BF please do so as soon as possible.  They will
reach their FE breakpoint in two more rounds and will be inactive until after the MI.
Sorry for any inconvenience. -- Karadmon

High Points -- Glad to see you guys back on the sands.  Congrats, champ! -- Keira

How sad.  My scum was almost out scummed by a standby.  Paranoid Pete was the last of
the original members of this team.  For the curious:  13(2)-19(2)-10-12(3)-19(2)-
11(2)-13(2) TP, Ex parry, QS, VL/VL and learns riposte. -- Karadmon

Red Rover -- If your bite was as vicious as your bark, you'd be dangerous. -- Billy

White Thighs -- Yes, and quite the distraction, too! -- Jauffre

Confusionism -- Louie is too lazy to write. -- Wrathmen

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MEH was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JACK LEG 15 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SPRING HEELED JACK was subdued by KAELYN in a exciting 1 minute Bloodfeud melee.
HIGH POINTS overpowered JAZMO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title duel.
KEIRA was devastated by SPLITFINGER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SGT. SPENCER devastated JACK INTHE PULPIT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
GREY MATTER overpowered SISTER MARY ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
FRIAR FRANCIS unbelievably bested JIGGLY JUGS in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SWEET CHEEKS lost to KALITY CONTROL in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
PARANOID PETE was viciously subdued by HUMUNGOUSAUR in a 2 minute uneven fight.
HEATBLAST was overpowered by SONNY TERRY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ELMYDR was viciously subdued by BO CARTER in a exciting 1 minute veteran's bout.
HOT SHOT viciously subdued JR. KIMBROUGH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict.
BILLYJOE JIMBOB demolished RED ROVER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided brawl.
FOUR ARMS overpowered LENNOX in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
JAUFFRE devastated ARTHUR CRUDUP in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
LAZY LOUIE bested CURIOUS GEORGE W in a exciting 6 minute novice's brawl.
MACE WINDUISM was demolished by BROWNIE MEGHEE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CONFUSIONISM was narrowly defeated by KOJAK in a 3 minute amateur's conflict.
MAHATMA GUMBY overpowered BOUNCY BOTTOM in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
CYCLONE JACK handily defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  33 -  4      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   7 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        18 -  19 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  14 -  4      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  22 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  27 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  19 -  0      39  |

Turn 712 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         3  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HIGH POINTS 4958           13   9  1  127 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
SLASHING ATTACK  SPLITFINGER 4928            6   0  1  107 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
AIMED BLOW       SONNY TERRY 3912           13  10  1   99 DELTA BLUES (374)
PARRY-LUNGE      KEIRA 5002                 16  11  2   81 WRATHMEN (59)
STRIKING ATTACK  HEATBLAST 5083              9   5  0   76 OMNITRIX (474)
BASHING ATTACK   SGT. SPENCER 5080           9   4  1   65 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-STRIKE     SPRING HEELED JACK 5126     6   3  0   39 ALL JACKED UP (463)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BO CARTER 4956.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CURIOUS GEORGE W 5176.  The ten other most popular fighters were CONFUSIONISM 
4633, HOT SHOT 5118, BILLYJOE JIMBOB 5108, SPLITFINGER 4928, HUMUNGOUSAUR 5043, 
MAHATMA GUMBY 4631, KAELYN 5119, GREY MATTER 5042, SWEET CHEEKS 5128, and BO CARTER 
4956.

The least popular fighter this week was LAZY LOUIE 5117.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ARTHUR CRUDUP 5150, JR. KIMBROUGH 5010, FRIAR FRANCIS 5163, JACK INTHE 
PULPIT 5113, JAZMO 4995, JACK LEG 15 5174, MEH 5173, CYCLONE JACK 5175, MACE WINDUISM 
4634, and LENNOX 5139.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PARANOID PETE (30-5077) WRATHMEN Z (476)