DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/15/2014    Duedate: 01/28/2014

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-723

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPRING HEELED JACK
ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-5126) [13-7-1,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPRING HEELED JACK             THE YETI MACHETE
ALL JACKED UP (463)            STORM'S REVENGE (477)
(30-5126) [13-7-1,108]         (30-5094) [3-1-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPRING HEELED JACK             FOUR ARMS
ALL JACKED UP (463)            OMNITRIX (474)
(30-5126) [13-7-1,108]         (30-5041) [13-7-0,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALL JACKED UP (463)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STORM'S REVENGE (477)       32
2. DELTA BLUES (374)            9      LENPROS (145)
3. OMNITRIX (474)               6      Unchartered Team
4. ALL JACKED UP (463)          5
5. RED DOG GANG (356)           1      STORM'S REVENGE (477)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*STORM'S REVENGE (477)      9   1  1 90.0   1/ 1 ALL JACKED UP (463)       8  7 0
 2/ 2 LENPROS (145)            %1393 804 43 63.4   2/ 4*STORM'S REVENGE (477)     6  0 0
 3/ 5 OMNITRIX (474)            40  35  0 53.3   3/ 2 LENPROS (145)             6  3 1
 4/ 4 ALL JACKED UP (463)      236 210 29 52.9   4- 3 NATURE MADE (479)         3  1 0
 5/ 6 DELTA BLUES (374)        187 195  8 49.0   5/ 7 OMNITRIX (474)            2  1 0
 6/ 7 RED DOG GANG (356)       839 %1096 17 43.4   6/ 6 DELTA BLUES (374)         2  6 0
 7- 8 NATURE MADE (479)         21  28  2 42.9   7/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356)        0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 741): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 740): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 725): SSG4 of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 728): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 724): STACI of HAREM (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 721): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 686): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 683): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 674): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 568): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 626): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 741): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 740): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 725): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 728): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 724): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 721): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 686): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 683): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 674): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 568): BRAIN BOYZ (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 626): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Practice pays for OUTBACK JACK, who pummelled 
SNEAKY SHULTZ, to pocket 18 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, OUTBACK 
JACK was winsome, after beating SNEAKY SHULTZ and seeing him lose 16 points.  Out 
with the old, in with the new.  Enter VIRGINAL CONCUBINE, handily defeating JACK 
INTHE PULPIT.  With 108 points, SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP takes the 
position of IAYE's Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in IAYE is taking speech lessons 
to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     And how sociable are IAYE's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Perhaps the warriors 
of DELTA BLUES should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, LENPROS scurried away from DELTA BLUES.  
Oh, the shame!  Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral 
hygiene?  Whatever it is, FOUR ARMS is the most challenged warrior.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Like a tattered, worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, ARTHUR 
CRUDUP of DELTA BLUES has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena.  I get a special 
thrill from seeing innocent boy like BROWNIE MEGHEE from DELTA BLUES get pointlessly 
killed.  Good show, BROTHER MARK!  (No mercy.) Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the 
match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in IAYE is the highlight of my life.  As if buffeted 
by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  Do not 
despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPRING HEELED JACK 5126      13   7  1   108       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HUMUNGOUSAUR 5043             9   1  0   104       OMNITRIX (474)
-SONNY TERRY 3912             13  10  1    99       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SISTER MARY ROSE 5082        10   4  0    86       LENPROS (145)
 FOUR ARMS 5041               13   7  0    81       OMNITRIX (474)
-HEATBLAST 5083                9   5  0    76       OMNITRIX (474)
-SGT. SPENCER 5080            11   7  1    70       LENPROS (145)
 BROTHER MARK 5086            17   7  1    68       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KOJAK 5170                    6   6  0    65       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 JR. KIMBROUGH 5010           10   6  1    62       DELTA BLUES (374)
 RED ROVER 5018                9  33  0    60       RED DOG GANG (356)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRIAR FRANCIS 5163           10   5  0    51       LENPROS (145)
 OUTBACK JACK 5196             2   3  0    43       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-GREY MATTER 5042              4  10  0    42       OMNITRIX (474)
-SOL 5192                      3   1  0    35       NATURE MADE (479)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YELLOWSTONE 5157              5   5  1    32       NATURE MADE (479)
 THE YETI MACHETE 5094         3   1  0    31       STORM'S REVENGE (477)
 SNEAKY SHULTZ 5085            5   5  0    30       LENPROS (145)
 GROOVY SHARK 5092             3   0  0    28       STORM'S REVENGE (477)
-ANTARCTICA 5191               4   0  0    26       NATURE MADE (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE GRAND TETONS 5193         3   1  0    20       NATURE MADE (479)
-ARCANE SPRINT 5093            2   0  1    19       STORM'S REVENGE (477)
 HORIZON CLEAR 5091            1   0  0    17       STORM'S REVENGE (477)
 JACKBOOTED 5207               0   1  0     1       ALL JACKED UP (463)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ARTHUR CRUDUP 5150      7  9 1 DELTA BLUES 374      SHEWISH GIANT         723  NONE
BROWNIE MEGHEE 5168     4  2 0 DELTA BLUES 374      BROTHER MARK 5086     723   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

What a quiet little place was Iaye this past round? -- Lenpro

A salute to Jack Inthe Pulpit, a fine Lord Protector and a great Duelmaster. --
Lenpro
P.S.  I guess another DM Column was just too heavy to ask?

All -- I hope to come back fighting soon.  Finally, it is time for The Face. --
Sister Mary Rose

Red Rover -- Won't you come over? -- Brother Mark (praying for RR's soul)

Jr. Kimbrough -- That wasn't sneaky!  It was mean and manipulative, you dirty rotten
winner. -- Sneaky Schultz

Kojak -- I guess you were too much man for me.  Bad challenge, Francis; bad
challenge! -- Friar Francis

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Good luck to all Iayeans at The Tempe Face. -- Lenpro

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ARTHUR CRUDUP was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
KOJAK was savagely defeated by FOUR ARMS in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
JACK INTHE PULPIT slimly lost to VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's brawl.
SPRING HEELED JACK savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute Title fight.
BROTHER MARK delivered the death blow upon BROWNIE MEGHEE in a popular 12 minute duel.
RED ROVER was unbelievably bested by JR. KIMBROUGH in a 12 minute mismatched match.
FRIAR FRANCIS outwaited THE HONEST MERCHANT in a crowd boring 15 minute melee.
SNEAKY SHULTZ was viciously subdued by OUTBACK JACK in a 2 minute gory duel.
GROOVY SHARK vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE YETI MACHETE overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven match.
HORIZON CLEAR overpowered JACKBOOTED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        18 -   7 -  0      72  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  14 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  19 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  11 -  3      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  13 -  0      24  |

Turn 723 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     SPRING HEELED JACK 5126    13   7  1  108 ALL JACKED UP (463)
PARRY-LUNGE      FOUR ARMS 5041             13   7  0   81 OMNITRIX (474)
TOTAL PARRY      BROTHER MARK 5086          17   7  1   68 LENPROS (145)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPRING HEELED JACK 5126.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BROWNIE MEGHEE 5168.  The ten other most popular fighters were FOUR 
ARMS 5041, ARTHUR CRUDUP 5150, SPRING HEELED JACK 5126, RED ROVER 5018, OUTBACK JACK 
5196, SNEAKY SHULTZ 5085, GROOVY SHARK 5092, THE YETI MACHETE 5094, HORIZON CLEAR 
5091, and KOJAK 5170.

The least popular fighter this week was FRIAR FRANCIS 5163.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JR. KIMBROUGH 5010, BROTHER MARK 5086, JACKBOOTED 5207, KOJAK 
5170, HORIZON CLEAR 5091, THE YETI MACHETE 5094, GROOVY SHARK 5092, SNEAKY SHULTZ 
5085, OUTBACK JACK 5196, and RED ROVER 5018.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JACK INTHE PULPIT (30-5113) ALL JACKED UP (463)