DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/05/2004 Duedate: 07/02/2004
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM-31 TURN-240
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
VILI
LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
(31-4597) [17-13-1,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BRILLIANT ORANGE BLOND MOMENT
UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) WHY DID I DO IT (540)
(31-4961) [11-7-1,132] (31-5095) [4-2-2,56]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OBAN GLENLIVET
SINGLE MALTS (501) SINGLE MALTS (501)
(31-4530) [13-16-1,98] (31-4528) [10-20-0,82]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OVERLORDS (509)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) 51
2. OVERLORDS (509) 43 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
3. COUP D'TAT (543) 32 Unchartered Team
4. DARQUE FORCES (422) 30
5. STORMWATCH (440) 29 WHY DID I DO IT (540)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*WORDS TO THE WISE (545) 30 6 1 83.3 1/ 2 OVERLORDS (509) 11 4 0
2/ 2 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) 153 72 13 68.0 2/11 THE STORMGUARDS (78) 10 5 0
3/ 5 SOL INVICTUS (469) 86 67 10 56.2 3/10 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508) 8 7 2
4/ 3*WHY DID I DO IT (540) 14 11 2 56.0 4/13 SINGLE MALTS (501) 8 7 0
5/ 6 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 (378) 281 225 11 55.5 5/14 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) 7 2 1
6/ 7 NUMBERS GAME (403) 209 172 13 54.9 6/ 8 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 (378) 7 5 1
7/ 8 THE STORMGUARDS (78) 578 476 22 54.8 7/ 1*WHY DID I DO IT (540) 7 7 0
8/ 9 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508) 163 137 12 54.3 8/ 4 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 7 8 1
9-10 BUSHMASTERS (164) 168 145 9 53.7 9/ 3 SOL INVICTUS (469) 6 7 1
10/11 DARQUE FORCES (422) 128 115 8 52.7 10/27 COUP D'TAT (543) 6 8 0
11-12 TRIAL BY COMBAT (460) 39 36 3 52.0 11/22 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 6 9 1
12-13 5 BELOW ZERO (518) 30 28 0 51.7 12/ 5 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43) 6 9 0
13/14 LOONY TOONS (206) 178 172 15 50.9 13/ 6 STORMWATCH (440) 6 9 0
14/15 THE STORMBRINGERS (359) 312 303 24 50.7 14/ 7 WILLBENDERS (479) 6 9 0
15/ 0 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 214 209 14 50.6 15-19*DIS TRACTIONS (542) 5 5 0
16-16 SAMURAI KIDS II (551) 95 93 9 50.5 16/18 NUMBERS GAME (403) 5 5 0
17/17 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 355 353 51 50.1 17-12 BUSHMASTERS (164) 5 5 0
18-19*DIS TRACTIONS (542) 5 5 0 50.0 18/26 SRETSAMLEUD (553) 5 5 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/21 OVERLORDS (509) 333 338 19 49.6 19/24 DARQUE FORCES (422) 5 10 0
20/20 SRETSAMLEUD (553) 136 139 5 49.5 20/25 THE STORMBRINGERS (359) 5 10 0
21/22 STORMWATCH (440) 143 156 10 47.8 21-15 KOSMOS'S MATRIX (474) 4 4 1
22/23 WILLBENDERS (479) 79 90 4 46.7 22- 9 5 BELOW ZERO (518) 4 5 0
23/24 SINGLE MALTS (501) 65 83 1 43.9 23-17*WORDS TO THE WISE (545) 3 0 0
24/27 COUP D'TAT (543) 21 27 3 43.8 24/ 0 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 3 1 0
25-25 SOLIPSISM II (458) 67 88 6 43.2 25/23 LOONY TOONS (206) 3 4 0
26/26 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43) 250 334 34 42.8 26-21*STYX AND BEYOND (550) 3 6 1
27-28 KOSMOS'S MATRIX (474) 37 60 1 38.1 27-20 SAMURAI KIDS II (551) 3 6 0
28/29 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 46 82 2 35.9 28-16 TRIAL BY COMBAT (460) 3 7 0
29-30*STYX AND BEYOND (550) 5 9 1 35.7 29-28 SOLIPSISM II (458) 2 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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UNITED AT NORTH FORK
Goat took a large dollop of goat cheese and spread it on a piece of rye bread.
He then shoved the whole thing down his throat and chased it with a tankard full of
goat milk. Wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, he began to bellow for Voo-
Doo. A nearby dwarf lifted his head from his table, held his hands over his ears and
glared evilly at the barbarian. Goat simply smiled and was once again grateful that
goat milk wiped out hangovers.
The boys had stayed at one of North Fork's finest inns, "The Bogside Bistro,"
and the accommodations had been exquisite. Goat had been up for over an hour and was
becoming impatient.
"Where is that damnable Voo-Doo?" he thought.
Just then he saw the stark white of body paint out of the corner of his eye, as
Voo-Doo came down the stairs with that repulsive she-thing on his arm. The karragit
seemed quite taken with her new beau, and her fawning, preening attitude almost was
enough to cause Goat to regurgitate his breakfast. Voo-Doo also had a large smile on
his face and strangely his friend was wearing his voodoo doll from a leather thong
around his neck and his bag was nowhere in sight. Then a flash of blue became
visible against the verdure skin of the female and Goat realized that Voo-Doo had
given the wench his bag. This could be serious.
Voodoo walked over to Goat, his arm around the karragit and introduced her.
"Goat, this is Marais and she will be traveling with us!"
Just then Marais flicked her tongue out (it must have been 14 inches long) and
licked Voo-Doo on the ear. Voodoo smiled in pleasure, as Goat rolled his eyes.
Marais led Voo-Doo outside and Goat followed. The barbarian, whose intelligence
belied his great size and demeanor realized that in order for this quest to succeed,
he would have to take a back seat to Voo-Doo and the very concept seemed ludicrous to
him.
It soon became apparent that Marais was to be their only guide and that she and
Voo-Doo seemed to be very much in love.
"Damn, that ABRAXIS. Damn that CFH. How could they have sent the mighty Goat
on such a mission?"
He began to check his gear and prepare for the swamp.
Marais produced some creatures that appeared to be a cross between lizards and
horses. These creatures had webbed fingers and toes just like she did. They
appeared to be well suited to the swamp. Well, this trip might not be so bad if only
his companions would stop with the mushy crap.
There were four of the creatures, one for each to use for a mount, and one to
use for a pack animal. So they saddled their mounts, loaded their gear and set off
into the swamp.
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Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 493): INSOMNIAC of DSM4 (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 490): THE TICK of THE CITY (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 486): BIRDSONG of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 487): AMBROSIUS of BLACKHEART'S AXE (?, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 485): TORLYN UNA of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 484): MYSTIC of ANARCHY (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 241): PARADOX of SHADOW GATE (Shadowgate, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 476): COOKIE of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 239): INMAR of SOL INVICTUS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 472): STYLISH of SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 470): KID REDO of SACKETT'S & CO. (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 463): TOM THUMB of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 427): PENICILLEN of MEDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 217): SCORPIUS of KNIGHT BREED (The Omnimancer, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 211): HONEY BEAR of THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 198): TOM SMITH DISEASE of STRANGE TUNES (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 351): ANDREW of ROLE MONSTERS (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 331): FREDDIE of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 147): VANISH of THE INANIMATES (?, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 377): SEVERUS SNAPE of HOUSE SLYTHERIN from TALCAMA
(Rillion, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 493): SOLITAIRE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 490): TEAM GNASTY (Big Gnasty, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 486): TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 487): PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 485): none
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 484): CURTAIN CALL (?, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 241): SHADOW GATE (Shadowgate, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 476): SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 239): WHY DID I DO IT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 472): SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 470): WHEN DOGMA FAILS (Prophet, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 463): LOST CAUSE (Vol, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 427): THE CLASSICS (Unforgiven, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 217): MOJO P@TROL (Master Voodoo, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 211): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 198): STRANGE TUNES (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 351): ROLE MONSTERS (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 331): FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 147): MAGIC MAYHEM (Fizban, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 375): DARKENED PRIDE, etc. (Sylvester Frothingslosh, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 490): THE TICK of THE CITY (Berylstar, mgr.)
BARRY of THE CITY (Berylstar, mgr.)
PHANTAST of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 486): BIRDSONG of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 486): ANYA of BLACKHEART'S AXE (?, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 485): TORLYN UNA of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 240): IDIOTIC INDIGO of IDIOTIC ICCERS (THawk, mgr.)
LOONY LATEKNIGHT of IDIOTIC ICCERS (THawk, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 238): UNCAS of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 426): SKYWISE of WOLF RIDERS (Dr. Guts, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 217): SCORPIUS of KNIGHT BREED (The Omnimancer, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 210): TENT IN QUARANTINO of SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
BLACK JACK SHELACK of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
100% COLUMBIAN of COFFEE RULES! (Mr. Coffee, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 351): ANDREW of ROLE MONSTERS (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 330): MARTINE of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 146): KASENKO of PERFECTION QUEST II (Mannequin, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Hail Chimlevtal!
I want to thank Sywinell for giving me a shot at the title. The word is that I
am not likely to hold the throne, and I wouldn't be surprised to be somewhere in the
champions after two turns. Still it's always an honor to be here and I will do my
best to stay here.
For the Glory of Chimlevtal,
and the Strength of Alastari,
Inmar
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to CHIMLEVTAL once again! Biff! Pow! CHIMLEVTAL watched with
glee as WHY DID I DO IT got knocked off top spot by OVERLORDS! You know what they
say about the herd of lions who studied a judge... COUP D'TAT moved up 17 places, to
10th. Who can explain it? Not you, not me, not MIDDLE WAY 7's opponents, after
watching them shoot up the ranks from 22nd to 11th. Some people say I ramble too
much, I don't say anything relevant. I repeat myself. I ramble. Well WHAMMO &
THUDDA 4 U! moved up 2, to 6th. What's with BRILLIANT ORANGE? He actually beat
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U!'s ALT, and walked away with 28 more points from the fight.
Laughs were big at MILITARY MAYHEM while they watched GENERAL PURPOSE clobber SPATHA.
He lost 20 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Apparently
CHIMLEVTAL isn't filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought. The Dreaded
Duelmaster got 7 challenges this turn! LORDS OF VALHALLA's hatred of SOL INVICTUS
surfaced again as VILI challenged CHIMLEVTAL's top dog. I'm sure CHIMLEVTAL is
excited about VILI, the new Duelmaster from LORDS OF VALHALLA. (remember?) But when
you've seen as many as I have... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty
gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... How well I know the
feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, STORMWATCH!
In my day, no team with a 140-154-10 would scare me off! What's the problem, DARQUE
FORCES? RYU-KISHIN expects the easy win by going 30 points down. CALLEIGHT will
find this a hard lesson! RYU-KISHIN subdued CALLEIGHT. I bet RYU-KISHIN could beat
two-year-olds, too. Well, THE NIGHTHAWKS knows who to set their sights on.
LAPHROAIG didn't quite know what to make of a challenge he received from CHERRY 2000
of NUMBERS GAME, who is 23 points below him. CHERRY 2000 perhaps got hers just
desserts, seeing as she was defeated by LAPHROAIG and ended up with 93 recognition
points. I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that MALICE
gets in. He fights people like REZOS THE THRACIAN, 11 points below. I thought
MALICE showed great skill and promise when he was beat by REZOS THE THRACIAN. All
right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Warriors of CHIMLEVTAL unite. You have only your games to lose! ONE HIT WONDER
looked pretty sick and surprised when he learned ASSASSIN NATION is sending him to
the Dark Arena! Whadd'he expect with a 7-11-4? ALT of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! didn't
know when to quit. When you've got a 15-12-2, that's a good sign. Now he's dead.
ALT found himself really over-matched when he faced BRILLIANT ORANGE. ALT found
himself grossly dead at the end of the match. BLOND MOMENT was plum wore out after
SUBOTAI pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud. WHY DID I DO IT'll have to get a little
better before going after SUBOTAI again! Many a warrior has met his fate in a
hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? All
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and
good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VILI 4597 17 13 1 107 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRILLIANT ORANGE 4961 11 7 1 132 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
LAPHROAIG 4529 16 14 0 128 SINGLE MALTS (501)
TIGBASA 4868 20 5 0 126 STORMWATCH (440)
SIR PELLEAS 4352 19 15 1 122 WILLBENDERS (479)
LUCKY 7 4895 14 8 0 120 NUMBERS GAME (403)
CALYPSO 5286 8 5 0 104 SRETSAMLEUD (553)
DIXIE SCUM 2958 24 12 0 100 LOONY TOONS (206)
OBAN 4530 13 16 1 98 SINGLE MALTS (501)
STIGMA OF STUPID 4948 12 4 1 98 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
TRASHIUS 4980 15 7 0 97 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
INMAR 4388 15 14 0 96 SOL INVICTUS (469)
-POPCORN KERNEL 3313 19 28 0 93 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
TOBIAS HAWKWIND 4941 12 10 1 93 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
CHERRY 2000 4994 12 6 0 93 NUMBERS GAME (403)
-EVANDIS ETHUM 2462 19 11 0 92 BUSHMASTERS (164)
-SYWINELL 2832 15 12 0 91 BUSHMASTERS (164)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DROKK 4014 13 8 2 89 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
NAPULAK 4467 22 8 0 88 STORMWATCH (440)
SUBOTAI 4380 19 17 0 88 THE STORMGUARDS (78)
VOMITO 4840 19 8 0 87 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
TALISKER 4923 13 11 0 86 SINGLE MALTS (501)
REZOS THE THRACIAN 4993 13 7 0 84 OVERLORDS (509)
GLENLIVET 4528 10 20 0 82 SINGLE MALTS (501)
PANTERO 5300 15 16 0 81 SRETSAMLEUD (553)
MACHISMO 5293 9 11 1 81 SRETSAMLEUD (553)
MAGOG 5031 10 6 1 80 DARQUE FORCES (422)
GREYSCALES 4917 15 9 0 78 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
DASKON 4464 13 18 1 78 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
-PARADOXE 4287 10 10 1 77 KOSMOS'S MATRIX (474)
HELM HAMMERHAND 5025 11 7 0 75 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
ZARENDARGAR 4888 12 13 1 74 OVERLORDS (509)
MALICE 4986 11 10 2 74 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-BUSTER BUNNY 2862 11 21 2 73 LOONY TOONS (206)
RYU-KISHIN 5033 12 5 0 68 OVERLORDS (509)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ABYSSINIAN 4918 13 11 0 66 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
GENERAL PURPOSE 5124 4 1 1 66 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
KAMBARD MURH 5045 11 15 0 63 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
TOLEDO 5296 7 6 1 63 SRETSAMLEUD (553)
-NINJATO 5244 13 8 2 62 SAMURAI KIDS II (551)
DEE-DEE 4354 12 22 1 61 WILLBENDERS (479)
LAGAVULIN 5019 10 8 0 61 SINGLE MALTS (501)
KIRKEN TUORNIN 4849 12 14 2 60 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
-PLOTINUS 4341 10 7 0 59 KOSMOS'S MATRIX (474)
-TAXES 4159 8 7 0 58 TRIAL BY COMBAT (460)
-WAR 4160 8 7 1 57 TRIAL BY COMBAT (460)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLOND MOMENT 5095 4 2 2 56 WHY DID I DO IT (540)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLISTER 4853 6 5 0 53 5 BELOW ZERO (518)
COMMANDER SPUD 5149 4 2 0 53 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-LEXICON 5142 7 2 0 52 WORDS TO THE WISE (545)
MANI 5102 4 8 0 51 SOL INVICTUS (469)
TORNADO 5292 7 5 0 50 SRETSAMLEUD (553)
SIR BREUNIS 5145 5 4 0 47 WILLBENDERS (479)
SPATHA 4996 12 7 2 46 SOL INVICTUS (469)
-ARCHETYPE 5140 6 0 0 44 WORDS TO THE WISE (545)
-RUMPLESTILTSKIN 4855 9 3 0 43 5 BELOW ZERO (518)
-IGOMINY 5144 8 0 1 42 WORDS TO THE WISE (545)
FLORID PSYCHO 5192 3 2 1 42 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
CALLEIGHT 5128 6 6 0 41 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
URACCA EVENSTAR 5148 6 5 0 41 STORMWATCH (440)
IT FELT GOOD 5093 4 1 0 41 WHY DID I DO IT (540)
LES NAYLE 5044 7 19 0 40 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
-I'MIC 4583 5 9 0 40 SOLIPSISM II (458)
MENDAL OMSHIL 5043 9 12 0 39 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
GENERAL ELECTRIC 4889 4 8 1 39 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-ORCUS 5227 3 0 0 39 STYX AND BEYOND (550)
RAUNI 5035 9 7 0 38 SOL INVICTUS (469)
-BIJIN 5238 8 8 0 38 SAMURAI KIDS II (551)
NORGEN PELH 5042 8 13 0 38 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
-FAMINE 4157 7 8 1 38 TRIAL BY COMBAT (460)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLUE 4852 7 5 0 33 5 BELOW ZERO (518)
-PRODIGIOUS 5141 6 3 0 33 WORDS TO THE WISE (545)
DAMHAIN THE SATYR 5197 5 1 0 33 OVERLORDS (509)
PSYCH MAJOR 5018 5 4 1 32 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
THE THING 5189 4 3 1 32 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
GOT HAMMERED 5091 2 3 0 31 WHY DID I DO IT (540)
FAOLAN AP GRYFFYDD 5152 7 3 0 30 THE STORMGUARDS (78)
SVEIN FORKBEARD 5187 4 3 2 30 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
DISOBEDIENCE 5209 3 2 1 29 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
HARALD FAIRHAIR 5188 4 3 0 28 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
-BAMBOO 5235 6 4 3 25 SAMURAI KIDS II (551)
TERRIBLE TWO 5195 3 0 0 25 NUMBERS GAME (403)
-WET PAVEMENT 5115 2 0 0 25 DIS TRACTIONS (542)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FERNANDO 5266 2 1 0 22 COUP D'TAT (543)
BARTOFELES 5173 4 4 1 21 THE STORMGUARDS (78)
-BAALBEROTH 5228 2 1 1 21 STYX AND BEYOND (550)
COL. KA DA FEE 5132 4 6 2 20 COUP D'TAT (543)
SYLVESTER 4154 3 3 0 19 LOONY TOONS (206)
JARL FORKBEARD 5280 3 0 0 18 THE STORMGUARDS (78)
-LOCO 4991 4 5 0 17 SOLIPSISM II (458)
WAS DRUNK 5094 4 1 0 17 WHY DID I DO IT (540)
TOMBSTONE 5210 2 3 1 15 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
PAPER CUT KING 5211 2 2 0 15 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
NOREIGA 5340 1 0 0 15 COUP D'TAT (543)
SALEM 5222 2 2 0 14 DARQUE FORCES (422)
LOVE POTION #9 5151 1 7 0 14 NUMBERS GAME (403)
FORESHADOW 5186 3 4 0 13 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-DEATH 5218 2 1 0 13 TRIAL BY COMBAT (460)
ENDOR 5275 2 1 0 13 DARQUE FORCES (422)
SIR BARNABUS 5324 1 1 0 13 WILLBENDERS (479)
-UNENDA 5278 1 1 0 13 BUSHMASTERS (164)
RYUU DRAGONMASTER 5198 3 3 0 12 STORMWATCH (440)
ANDERS DIEMED 5174 2 6 0 12 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
IMELDA 5265 2 1 0 12 COUP D'TAT (543)
-WARDO BARD 5276 2 0 0 12 BUSHMASTERS (164)
AI 5347 1 0 0 12 DARQUE FORCES (422)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GLARE ICE 5112 2 0 0 11 DIS TRACTIONS (542)
-CHUCKLES 5099 1 1 0 11 SOLIPSISM II (458)
-PIMPZILLA 5282 1 0 0 11 5 BELOW ZERO (518)
TORAST 5269 3 1 0 10 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
UYR DEMONSBANE 5349 1 0 0 10 THE STORMGUARDS (78)
SKULD 5348 1 0 0 10 COUP D'TAT (543)
HORAGALLES 5212 0 1 0 9 SOL INVICTUS (469)
TAZ 5200 2 1 0 7 LOONY TOONS (206)
-OIL SLICK 5114 1 1 0 7 DIS TRACTIONS (542)
KOLUM MAROD 5344 1 1 1 6 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
NOISEY KRICKET 5343 1 0 0 6 LOONY TOONS (206)
WULFGAR 5281 1 2 0 5 STORMWATCH (440)
-TRIAD 5342 1 0 0 5 SAMURAI KIDS II (551)
SIR TRISTAN 5223 0 4 0 4 WILLBENDERS (479)
-MEPHISTOPHELES 5224 0 3 0 3 STYX AND BEYOND (550)
-ASTEROTH 5225 0 3 0 3 STYX AND BEYOND (550)
WHY NOT 5279 0 2 0 2 WHY DID I DO IT (540)
-SLEET 5116 0 2 0 2 DIS TRACTIONS (542)
JOPPA 5346 0 1 0 1 DARQUE FORCES (422)
-TWISTED 5337 0 1 0 1 5 BELOW ZERO (518)
-CHARON 5338 0 1 0 1 STYX AND BEYOND (550)
-ASAENGIE 5283 0 1 0 1 KOSMOS'S MATRIX (474)
VALKYRIE 5351 0 1 0 1 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
SGIAN DUBH 5350 0 1 0 1 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
OSKSI NOBLE 338 0 1 0 1 SVEIN FORKBEARD 5187 240 NONE
? 4857 4 6 0 5 BELOW ZERO 518 KIRKEN TUORNIN 4849 237 REVENGED
NOOKIE 5196 2 2 0 5 BELOW ZERO 518 SVEIN FORKBEARD 5187 238 REVENGED
ONE HIT WONDER 5000 7 12 4 ASSASSIN NATION 515 ARENAMASTER LEVTA 358 240 NONE
ROBES-PIERRE 5134 4 3 0 COUP D'TAT 543 FLORID PSYCHO 5192 236 NOT REVE
EUA 5154 1 4 0 COUP D'TAT 543 BLOND MOMENT 5095 236 NOT REVE
LOOSE SAND 5113 0 2 0 DIS TRACTIONS 542 KOLUM MAROD 5344 239
NEON SHADOW 4290 9 11 0 KOSMOS'S MATRIX 474 SPATHA 4996 239
VALKYRIE 4958 10 8 1 LORDS OF VALHALLA 508 MALICE 4986 236 REVENGED
VALKYRIE 5229 1 2 0 LORDS OF VALHALLA 508 DISOBEDIENCE 5209 239
JO LUDAN 5046 10 14 1 MIDDLE WAY 7 536 PARADOXE 4287 238
J-Z 5345 0 1 0 NUMBERS GAME 403 LIGHTBRINGER 357 240 NONE
DEFCON 1 5267 1 1 0 NUMBERS GAME 403 BAALBEROTH 5228 239
DUKE GORLOIS 5153 2 8 0 OVERLORDS 509 HIGH ELF 354 240 NONE
JAN PREMYSL OTOK 5085 5 6 0 THE STORMGUARDS 78 BLOND MOMENT 5095 237 JUST REV
ALT 4839 15 12 2 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 378 BRILLIANT ORANGE 4961 240
NO IDEA 5092 0 2 0 WHY DID I DO IT 540 TOMBSTONE 5210 237 REVENGED
SIR SAGRAMOR 5146 6 2 0 WILLBENDERS 479 ALT 4839 238 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Bi-Polar Bear -- Actually, you will notice that I talk the most when my father is
present. It has nothing to do with someone having my back, it has to do with a
little competition we like to have in the P-ads. 1) We see who can get censored the
most -- Dad is winning this one. 2) We see what we can actually slip past the
censors -- I'm winning this one. -- Master Darque
P.S. Brave? Don't know about that, I have a whole lot of crazy in reserve though.
I see I shall have to watch you more carefully.... -- Ed.
Ice -- This is already a handicap match in my favor and I'm only running one team
against your two. In the middle of a move right now and money is tight, but will
oblige you when the opportunity presents itself and call on Omni and Phantasm to pay
you a visit. -- Master Darque
Fernando -- I was running an alternate strat that did not include decise. It might
have been better if I were, but we'll never know now. -- Ghost of Gog
Disobedience -- I didn't even have the attack to get a shot through, so my career
options are limited. Darque isn't known for his patience with my style of fighting,
so it was off to the Dark Arena I go. -- Ghost of Ur
LP Uncas -- Come to 100. I got a few Darque Forces members that tell me they can
stop you. Wanna test them out? -- Master Darque
Chimlevtal -- As I write this, I am enjoying a cold ale at The Icelord's keep. (My
thanks, warrior.) Long ago, my brother managed here. I like this city, but it has
been infested with chittering little rats and crybabies. The rats and criers are the
Vendetta Cartel. They talk tough when they're in a crowd. I'll march right into
your crowd, boys, and knock your teeth in. It is time to bust a few heads. Criers,
you're first. -- RTR
Manager Dork & Juimbo -- You're the worst of the worst. You can dish it out but you
can't take it. Keep hiding behind your friends and quaking in your skirts, peons,
because I live by my own laws. Talk tough now, bullies, but unlike The Icelord, I
won't obey the laws of this city if it doesn't serve my purpose. I am going to bury
you. -- RTR
The Council of Lords -- I salute you. I am sick of these worms. There is no honor
in slaying these pansies and clones but slay them I will. -- RTR
High Lord Bosk -- Aloha, my brother. I hope the vacation was great and grand. Tal.
-- The Icelord
Polar Bear -- Your council and wisdom are always well met. Salute. -- The Icelord
Tripwire -- Welcome back. The COL-VC war continues because they are too stubborn to
admit they started it and as long as Manager Dorque can recruit more clones to hide
behind, it will go on forever. I remember the great war when you with The
Highlander, Serpent, Yorke, RR and Deathman fought Allah, Fatman, Sweetness,
Lodestone, Leo, Otto and Pumpkin. There were many others involved. That was a war.
Chimlevtal has a tradition of relentless battle. -- The Icelord
The COL presents Chimlevtal History Facts: On turn #20 on 6/24/87 there were 26
listed teams. The #1 team was Walt's Kids at 69-15-3 (.821). The DM was Snow White
of Walt's Kids who was 15-3. The Stormguards entered Chimlevtal and went 5-0-1 on
their first turn. I see there was a team named "Looney Toons," was this yours, RR?
If not, no other current team was listed on turn #20, though The Nighthawks were
listed on turn #19 with a 19-38-1 record. The overall popularity leader was Pluto of
Walt's Kids. There were 98 fights. The most popular style was PL with 15. -- The
Icelord
Uracca -- Nice job. -- The Stormguards
Abraxis -- Thanks. I have heard a lot of good things about R A Salvatore, so I am
reading the "Icewind Dale Trilogy" at this time. I'm on book #2. It is a good read.
Mr. Salvatore and Drizzt are hot right now. I would like to see RSI saddle up with
them and get some exposure to the fans. -- The Icelord
Taxes -- Nice try. Next time, send out your manager. -- Ryu-Kishin
Salem -- You suck. Next time send out your Manager, Dorque. -- Damhain
Mephistopheles -- Your manager is so mighty that The Saint lists him as "?" What a
mighty power he is, surely all of Chimlevtal lives and breathes on his words...wait,
he is a NOBODY, a "?" I could beat all five of Styx and Beyond AND your pathetic
manager with my right hand tied behind my back and a blindfold on. TGWY. -- Duke
Gorlois
Blond Moment -- Well struck indeed. Enjoy your glory as your team is off to a good
start and deserve it. When I finish this humble pie, I'll try again. -- Subotai
Manager Dorque -- Any wet-behind the ear squeeb can join the VC. Goat is your man.
-- Damhain the Satyr
Manager Dorque -- Let's see, my Stormguards have graduated 16 Lord Protectors, hmmm,
not one had 50 fights. Earth Elemental went 30-13, Utu went 27-16-2, Kaz went 19-21-
3 and Uncas went 25-19. Let Firehawk do the math for you, not one went 50. You beat
your chest on the RT that you don't want anyone "to tell me how to play the game."
Yet, you have been doing just that to Bosk, Polar Bear and myself for years. Be
silent, hypocrite. -- The Icelord
Slaughter Priest -- I am sorry to see you in such an alliance as the Crying Cartel.
I will not trade barbs and flames with you. I have too much respect for Abarsis. --
The Icelord (Lynn Abbey told me the next book in Thieves World will come out in the
fall or around Christmas. It will be titled "Enemies of Fortune." Should be good.)
Let's see, The Crying Cartel has the following (active) teams in Chimlevtal: Coup
D'Tat, Dorque Forces, Dis Tractions, Samuarai Kid II, Styx & Beyond, The Nighthawks,
Trial by Combat, Why Did I Do It and Stretsamleud. The Council of Lords have: The
Stormguards, The Stormbringers, Overlords, Lords of Valhalla and Stormwatch. The
Cryers best recruit some more mindless followers and bring back all their inactive
teams to make this fair. -- The Icelord
Manager Dorque and Dumbo -- You two are really pathetic. -- The Icelord
Crimson Zit -- OK, little man, here is the high light of your DM career. A personal
from me. Do you REALLY think you are anyone in Chimlevtal? Even The Saint lists you
as "?" Did you run Knights of Doom last time you were here? Let's see, my
Stormguards went 3-6 against that team, so yes, you had the edge there. Polar Bear
tells me Stormwatch never fought the KOD, so nothing big there. You're not off to a
great start against me yet, what is it 2-0 in my favor now? My Stormguards have
fought 187 different teams in Chimlevtal. We have graduated 16 Lord Protectors. I
have a data base of over 800 enemy warriors in this city. Do you really expect me to
recognize that you did anything in the COL-VC war, besides write obnoxious personal
ads? You are nothing and unworthy of my attention. If they allowed managers to meet
on the sands, you would be silenced for ever, zit-boy. -- The Icelord (I see you
manage the #30 team (out of 30 teams.) Your 5-9-1 record is something that should
bring you great pride. At least that last place standing should warrant 5 or 6 loud
and obnoxious personal ads from you, I would surmise.)
RTR -- Are you here yet, harbinger of flame? -- The Icelord
The Icelord -- My Brother, I prepare the tarn for flight. As always we find much
noise pollution in the airs above Chimlevtal. I couldn't tell if what I heard this
last turn was gnat farts or The Jimbo's mouth running. Both have equal import and
both have similar odors. I salute you, Warrior. Est sularis oth mithas! -- High
Lord Bosk
Polar Bear -- See above, My Lady. I salute you, too. -- High Lord Bosk
Crimson Zit -- What a sight for sore eyes!
The Icelord -- I know we (at the Council) really enjoy your Chimlevtal Facts. What a
long history you have in this arena, Mighty One. -- High Lord Bosk
One Hit Wonder -- You parry well, but when I finally got my hit through, sure enough,
down you went. I like a man who lives up to his advertising. -- Mendal Omshil
P.S. Winning like that makes me feel wonderfully darque, and I like that, too.
P.P.S. I hope *I* didn't seal your fate. True, you lost, but you did learn a skill.
Calypso -- I just couldn't seem to get the rhythm on that one. I'd think I had it,
and then it would go off in a new direction. Disconcerting, to say the least. --
Kambard Murh
Sylvester -- I have to chuckle at the aptness, you Loony Tooner. Since I am a
"puddy-tat...." -- Les Nayle, never one to resist a chance to crow
Orcus -- Don't you find fighting on land kinda hard? -- Norgen Pelh
Ghost of Loose Sand -- That was not the beginning I had in mind for my career, and
even less the one you had in mind for yours, I fear. I drink a toast in your honor.
-- Kolum Marod
If I missed any personals directed to us in the newsletter, sorry, but I can't READ
the damned thing. -- Jorja, Middle Way
6 May 2004
DEATH FEST
The ferocious ghosts of former glories whispered across the wind swept sands of
DM 59; agonizing incessantly due to the diminutive demise of the Delarq arena known
as Illis.
Tattered banners and forgotten memories wailed in the wind for a dynamic death
march to dawn once more upon the blood stained sands of the Delarq slow arena.
The distant call crying for a declaration of restoration amidst the ruin of the
all but forgotten Delarq arena carried to the far corners of Alastari; drawing the
Devious, the Diabolical, the Dangerous and the Down Challenging to cross blades and
wage warfare among an assemblage of new stables managed by the Known and Unknown;
willing to spill fresh blood, while carving their destiny during 15 Rounds of contest
driven combat to be known as the "Illis Incredibly Diabolical Delarq Death Fest".
A lone cloaked figure huddled by lamplight in a remote outpost near the
crossroads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen; feverishly formulating the foundational
framework for the dawning of the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59, complete with
Gladiatorial Commission sanctioned prizes to promote the growing thirst for a Delarq
Slow Arena Death Festival.
Delarq Death Fest Opening Round debuts the first turn immediately following the
Summer 2004 F2F Tourney and continues through the completion of 15 consecutive
rounds.
Death Fest points are Won or Lost ONLY in the DM 59 Delarq Slow Arena [Tourneys
DO NOT Add or Subtract from the Death Fest Point Scoring System]:
Death Fest Scoring Format:
Win =3D +2 pts
Loss =3D -1 pt
Kill =3D +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death =3D -3 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill =3D +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death =3D -5 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Revenged Blood Feud =3D +5 pts [successful Revenged Blood Feud provides Death Fest
contestants the opportunity to cancel out 3 pts for Death and 1 pt for Loss; while
gaining +1 pt overall for the Revenged Blood Feud in addition to the +2 pts for Win]
DEATH FEST PRIZES will be awarded to the Top Ten Death Fest Stables on the basis
of Total Points*** accumulated during the 15 rounds of competition as follows:
1. Favorite Weapon Knowledge for 1 (one) warrior ranked Initiate or higher on the
Final Round to be revealed by RSI to each of the Top Ten Death Fest Stables
2. Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters and NPCs [yet to be determined according to how
many DA Monsters and NPCs are available in DM 59 for Renaming]
3. The Top Five Death Fest Stables will receive New Team Rollup Certificates as
follows: 1st (10), 2nd (8), 3rd (6), 4th (4) and 5th (2)
4. Renaming Illis Arena for 6 months plus Receiving 6 months Free Play courtesy of
RSI will be awarded to the manager of the 1st Place Death Fest Stable
5. Discussions are underway regarding a possible Special Award granted to the Illis
Iron Stable qualifiers who compete in 67 of a possible 75 fights during the course of
the 15 consecutive rounds of the Death Fest [Key Factor is How Many (?) stables will
be competing in the Death Fest without drawing away participation by current managers
in the remaining slow arenas!] Therefore, it is important for all managers entering
stables in DM 59 for the upcoming Death Fest to contact RSI as soon as possible
regarding their participation in this contest so that a Final Ruling on the proposed
Illis Iron Stable Award can be issued by RSI.
***TieBreaker is determined on the Final Round by the DM 59 Newsletter Recognition
Rankings. The stable with the Highest Ranked Active Gladiator is granted the
decision. [Example: Warrior A and Warrior B are both listed in the Recognition
Rankings with 87 pts; however, because Warrior A is listed in the Recognition
Rankings ahead of Warrior B, then Warrior A is granted the TieBreaker Decision for
His/Her stable!]
Opening Round Team Spotlight Bonus [minimum 15 paragraphs!] Each Delarq Death
Fest competitor who writes a Team Spotlight featuring their Stable (Name) and
Managerial Alias [Gladiatorial Names Optional] in regards to competing in the Delarq
Death Fest will receive 25 pts added to His/Her opening round score.
Illis Iron Stable Bonus [in addition to the proposed award awaiting RSI
approval!] Any manager whose stable competes in at least 67 of the possible 75
fights during the 15 rounds of Death Fest receives 25 points added to His/Her final
overall score [this allows each stable the cushion of missing one round of
competition; plus up to 3 additional fights due to waiting for replacement rollups
from Deaths suffered either in Tourneys or during the Death Fest contest in DM 59
over the course of 15 rounds of competition!]
Delarq Death Fest
Hosted by Hammer
[Who Else?]
25 May 2004
TEN TURNS OF HELL:
The KLK Capture The Flag Competition
In the spirit of the ongoing effort to make arena play what it used to be (FUN!!), I
am proud to announce the KLK Capture The Flag Competition. The competition will be
held in Jhans (DM-36, which has, by the way, grown in size equal to Talcama already).
:) We are announcing this contest early to allow managers time to prep.
Rules:
-- On turn 462 (due 8/4/04) the lowest ranked warrior on your team is given your
team's 'flag' (he is your initial flag defender).
-- Starting on turn 463 (due 8/18/04) flags will be defended every turn and turn
463 is the turn scoring will begin.
-- Fights involving flags are winners-take-all and a warrior can carry as many
flags as he can win.
-- If a warrior holding a flag either A) goes inactive, B) loses to a stand-by
warrior or C) gets DA'd, he forfeits all flags he has and they are returned the their
original team's lowest ranked warrior.
-- If you hold your own flag on an inactive warrior you receive NO POINTS that
turn.
-- If a warrior graduates to AD holding flags starting on the next turn those
flags will be defended by the lowest ranked warrior on the team of the graduating
warrior.
-- Scoring as follows for each turn:
2 pts -- possession of your own team flag
1 pt -- possession any other flag
1 pt -- for each win
1 pt -- for each kill
1 pt -- for each award you receive in the newsletter
-- You may enter as many teams as you like (per RSI rules) but each team is its
own entry.
-- Tie-Breaker goes to the team that had the most points from flags.
-- If still tied the tie-breaker will be the team that had the most points from
kills. (It's the Delarq way.)
-- The contest lasts 10 turns and there will be prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd
(based on highest point totals)
Prizes: (what you've been waiting on)
1st -- 3 know favorites potions*
DA warrior named after winning manager
2nd -- 2 know favorites potions*
3rd -- 1 know favorites potion*
* These are full favorite potions (weapon, rhythms and tactics) and can only be used
on warriors with at least 4 FE.
How's that for paying out? (grin) Even if you think that it's all about the TC,
these prizes should be enough to draw you in. (You know who you are.)
I hope to see friend and foe alike come to Jhans. Legion, Froths, and all the
others...this is your personal invite. Can you win? Can you survive 10 turns of
Hell in Jhans?
Note: Special thanks to RSI for helping make this contest possible. Thanks
guys!
Bookie
KLK Alliance
Director Jhans' Board of Tourism
Warden of the Froth Circle (grin)
D.R.C. 4 Life
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ONE HIT WONDER was butchered by ARENAMASTER LEVTANI in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DUKE GORLOIS was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
J-Z was assassinated by LIGHTBRINGER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SUBOTAI bested BLOND MOMENT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
COL. KA DA FEE was demolished by FLORID PSYCHO in a 1 minute Bloodfeud competition.
WHY NOT was vanquished by TOMBSTONE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
VILI beat INMAR in a popular 1 minute master's Challenge Title brawl.
CHERRY 2000 was viciously subdued by LAPHROAIG in a 1 minute expert's Challenge melee.
MAGOG was defeated by TRASHIUS in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
NAPULAK luckily beat MACHISMO in a action packed 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
MALICE was defeated by REZOS THE THRACIAN in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
HELM HAMMERHAND was devastated by CALYPSO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
RYU-KISHIN savagely defeated CALLEIGHT in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
TORNADO was handily defeated by ZARENDARGAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SIR BREUNIS was bested by LAGAVULIN in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
TOLEDO handily defeated RAUNI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
GOT HAMMERED was bested by NORGEN PELH in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
WAS DRUNK was defeated by HARALD FAIRHAIR in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
PAPER CUT KING luckily beat LOVE POTION #9 in a 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
SALEM beat RYUU DRAGONMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
SIR BARNABUS devastated WULFGAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
IMELDA was overpowered by DAMHAIN THE SATYR in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FERNANDO savagely defeated TORAST in a 3 minute gruesome beginner's Challenge fray.
DISOBEDIENCE devastated ANDERS DIEMED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TIGBASA overpowered TOBIAS HAWKWIND in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DIXIE SCUM luckily beat GLENLIVET in a popular 6 minute gory expert's fight.
OBAN was subdued by LUCKY 7 in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's melee.
SIR PELLEAS overcame PANTERO in a 2 minute expert's bout.
BRILLIANT ORANGE executed ALT in a 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
DROKK defeated DEE-DEE in a 1 minute expert's fight.
DASKON was handily defeated by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VOMITO defeated ABYSSINIAN in a popular 3 minute veteran's bout.
TALISKER was viciously subdued by GREYSCALES in a 23 minute master's match.
SPATHA was devastated by GENERAL PURPOSE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
KIRKEN TUORNIN was devastated by KAMBARD MURH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MENDAL OMSHIL was outlasted by URACCA EVENSTAR in a 8 minute match.
LES NAYLE was savagely defeated by GENERAL ELECTRIC in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
PSYCH MAJOR was vanquished by MANI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COMMANDER SPUD vanquished FAOLAN AP GRYFFYDD in a 1 minute brutal mismatched bout.
BARTOFELES was handily defeated by IT FELT GOOD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE THING defeated SYLVESTER in a 1 minute battle.
TERRIBLE TWO won victory over FORESHADOW in a 2 minute duel.
SVEIN FORKBEARD butchered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JARL FORKBEARD won victory over KOLUM MAROD in a 4 minute conflict.
SIR TRISTAN was overpowered by AI in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ENDOR handily defeated VALKYRIE in a 2 minute mismatched melee.
TAZ was savagely defeated by NOREIGA in a exciting 4 minute gory novice's match.
HORAGALLES was vanquished by SKULD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NOISEY KRICKET overcame JOPPA in a 4 minute gruesome amateur's bout.
UYR DEMONSBANE demolished SGIAN DUBH in a 2 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 17 TOTAL PARRY 99 - 69 - 2 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 16 STRIKING ATTACK 98 - 91 - 7 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 PARRY-STRIKE 49 - 50 - 3 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 13 WALL OF STEEL 38 - 39 - 6 49 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 10 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 16 - 0 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 BASHING ATTACK 43 - 47 - 4 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 AIMED BLOW 27 - 31 - 2 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 LUNGING ATTACK 83 - 100 - 6 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 43 - 54 - 5 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 34 - 0 23 |
Turn 240 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 6 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 5 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 7 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 7 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 4 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK VILI 4597 17 13 1 107 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
STRIKING ATTACK TIGBASA 4868 20 5 0 126 STORMWATCH (440)
WALL OF STEEL SIR PELLEAS 4352 19 15 1 122 WILLBENDERS (479)
PARRY-LUNGE CALYPSO 5286 8 5 0 104 SRETSAMLEUD (553)
TOTAL PARRY DIXIE SCUM 2958 24 12 0 100 LOONY TOONS (206)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK TRASHIUS 4980 15 7 0 97 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
PARRY-STRIKE INMAR 4388 15 14 0 96 SOL INVICTUS (469)
AIMED BLOW RYU-KISHIN 5033 12 5 0 68 OVERLORDS (509)
BASHING ATTACK TORNADO 5292 7 5 0 50 SRETSAMLEUD (553)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAUNI 5035 9 7 0 38 SOL INVICTUS (469)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OBAN 4530. The most popular warrior this turn was
GLENLIVET 4528. The ten other most popular fighters were MACHISMO 5293, VOMITO 4840,
TAZ 5200, NOREIGA 5340, RYU-KISHIN 5033, DIXIE SCUM 2958, LAPHROAIG 4529, LOVE POTION
#9 5151, LUCKY 7 4895, and GENERAL ELECTRIC 4889.
The least popular fighter this week was TALISKER 4923. The other ten least popular
fighters were GREYSCALES 4917, URACCA EVENSTAR 5148, SGIAN DUBH 5350, HORAGALLES
5212, VALKYRIE 5351, SIR TRISTAN 5223, JARL FORKBEARD 5280, FORESHADOW 5186,
BARTOFELES 5173, and FAOLAN AP GRYFFYDD 5152.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
LAPHROAIG (31-4529) SINGLE MALTS (501)
TIGBASA (31-4868) STORMWATCH (440)
SIR PELLEAS (31-4352) WILLBENDERS (479)
STIGMA OF STUPID (31-4948) UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXVII
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SIDON 3712 (33-23-2) 4 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CRUSADER LORD 3946 (41-29-5) 3 3 0 THE STORMGUARDS
ELVISH PARSLEY 2686 (37-26-4) 3 3 0 THE SPICE PACK
TALOS 2069 (52-23-0) 3 3 0 THE STORMGUARDS
SAMPSA 4233 (25-14-2) 2 3 0 SOL INVICTUS
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SODOM 4368 (20-10-1) 7 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
YUKON JACK 1411 (21-15-2) 4 3 1 THE CANUCKS
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
STIGMA OF STUPID 4948 (11-4-1) 6 3 0 UNFIT TO BE ORCS
BUSTER BUNNY 2862 (11-21-2) 4 3 0 LOONY TOONS
LUCKY 7 4895 (12-8-0) 4 3 1 NUMBERS GAME
GEORGE WEASLEY 4375 (9-1-0) 3 3 0 DEAD GRYFFINDOR HOUSE
CALYPSO 5286 (6-5-0) 1 3 0 STRETSAMLEUD
POPCORN KERNEL 3313 (19-28-0) 1 3 0 MILITARY MAYHEM
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ROGUE 3593 (9-9-0) 2 3 0 THE OTHER ONES
BRILLIANT ORANGE 4961 (10-7-0) 1 3 0 UNFIT TO BE ORCS
LAGAVULIN 5019 (9-7-0) 1 3 0 SINGLE MALTS
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HELM HAMMERHAND 5025 (10-6-0) 4 3 0 LORDS OF VALHALLA
IGOMINY 5144 (8-0-1) 4 3 0 WORDS TO THE WISE
PRODIGIOUS 5141 (6-3-0) 1 3 0 WORDS TO THE WISE
RYU-KISHIN 5033 (10-5-0) 1 3 0 OVERLORDS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GOT HAMMERED 5091 (1-2-0) 4 3 1 WHY DID I DO IT
BLOND MOMENT 5095 (3-1-2) 3 3 0 WHY DID I DO IT
ARCHETYPE 5140 (6-0-0) 2 3 0 WORDS TO THE WISE
MANI 5102 (3-7-0) 2 3 0 SOL INVICTUS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DAMHAIN THE SATYR 5197 (3-1-0) 7 3 1 OVERLORDS
TERRIBLE TWO 5195 (1-0-0) 5 3 0 NUMBERS GAME
JARL FORKBEARD 5280 (1-0-0) 4 3 0 THE STORMGUARDS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DAVE BOWMAN 4190 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 2001
HORAGALLES 5212 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 SOL INVICTUS
FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BLADEFIST 3565 (20-18-1) 0 3 0 THE STORM REAVERS
CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
OBAN 4530 (12-15-1) 3 3 0 SINGLE MALTS
AIRBORNE 4729 (19-10-2) 0 3 0 PLATOON
GLENLIVET 4528 (10-18-0) 0 3 0 SINGLE MALTS
LAPHROAIG 4529 (14-14-0) 0 3 0 SINGLE MALTS
SNIPER 4724 (16-13-0) 0 3 0 PLATOON
TALISKER 4923 (12-10-0) 0 3 0 SINGLE MALTS
INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BARTOFELES 5173 (4-2-1) 1 3 0 THE STORMGUARDS
DUKE GORLOIS 5153 (1-7-0) 0 3 0 OVERLORDS
FAOLAN AP GRYFFYDD 5152 (7-1-0) 0 3 0 THE STORMGUARDS
PUNKIN CARVER 5081 (3-2-1) 0 3 0 THE CANUCKS
SVEIN FORKBEARD 5187 (3-2-1) 0 3 0 LORDS OF VALHALLA
THRALL 5074 (2-3-0) 0 3 0 THE STORM REAVERS
ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FEROCIOUSLY 5194 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 WORDS TO THE WISE