DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/23/2004    Duedate: 11/19/2004

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM-31    TURN-245

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NAPULAK
STORMWATCH (440)
(31-4467) [26-9-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHERRY 2000                    ANNA BOLIC
NUMBERS GAME (403)             NOMENKLATURE (530)
(31-4994) [15-8-0,120]         (31-4965) [5-0-0,53]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GLENLIVET                      ZARENDARGAR
SINGLE MALTS (501)             OVERLORDS (509)
(31-4528) [11-24-0,83]         (31-4888) [14-16-1,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE FORCES (422)         52
2. WHY DID I DO IT (540)       45      UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
3. MILITARY MAYHEM (89)        36      Unchartered Team
4. SOL INVICTUS (469)          31
5. STORMWATCH (440)            28      NOMENKLATURE (530)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*NOMENKLATURE (530)        18   7  0 72.0   1/ 2 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4  (378) 11  4 0
 2/ 2 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)   161  76 14 67.9   2/ 1*NOMENKLATURE (530)       10  5 0
 3/ 4 WHY DID I DO IT (540)     29  21  4 58.0   3/ 4 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)       9  6 0
 4/ 3 SOL INVICTUS (469)        98  76 12 56.3   4/ 9 WHY DID I DO IT (540)     8  7 1
 5/ 5 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4  (378) 294 235 12 55.6   5/12 DARQUE FORCES (422)       8  7 1
 6/ 6 THE STORMGUARDS (78)     593 486 23 55.0   6/ 6 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)   8  7 0
 7/ 7 NUMBERS GAME (403)       221 182 14 54.8   7/18 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)    7  3 1
 8/ 8 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)  175 150 12 53.8   8/ 8 NUMBERS GAME (403)        7  7 0
 9/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (422)      142 126  9 53.0   9/15 STORMWATCH (440)          7  8 0
10/10 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)     225 214 14 51.3  10- 5 THE CANUCKS (58)          6  4 0
11-11 LOONY TOONS (206)        183 176 15 51.0  11/19 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      6  4 0
12/12 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)  321 319 25 50.2  12/13 SINGLE MALTS (501)        6  6 0
13/15 OVERLORDS (509)          345 351 19 49.6  13/ 7 KOSMOS'S MATRIX (474)     6  9 1
14/16 AVENGERS (146)           116 124 12 48.3  14/10 THE STORMGUARDS (78)      6  9 0
15/17 STORMWATCH (440)         155 169 10 47.8  15/16 OVERLORDS (509)           6  9 0
16-18 THE CANUCKS (58)         240 297 22 44.7  16/21 SOL INVICTUS (469)        5  6 1
17/19 SINGLE MALTS (501)        74  95  1 43.8  17/14 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)   5 10 1
18/20 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)      265 344 34 43.5  18-17 LOONY TOONS (206)         4  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-22 THE STORM REAVERS (408)   93 135 11 40.8  19-11 THE STORM REAVERS (408)   4  6 0
20/21 BRIGANDS (352)            18  27  0 40.0  20/20 AVENGERS (146)            4 11 0
21/13*DIS TRACTIONS (542)        7  11  0 38.9  21/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)        4 11 0
22/23 KOSMOS'S MATRIX (474)     45  76  2 37.2  22/23 BRIGANDS (352)            1  1 0
23/24 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)        56  97  2 36.6  23/22*DIS TRACTIONS (542)       0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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     Greetings, glorious Chimlevtal!  The Council of Lords reminds you it is once
again time to cast your votes for this year's inductees into the Chimlevtal Hall of
Fame.  Votes must be received by 14 January 2005.  All Chimlevtal managers and
spymasters can vote.  When casting your vote, state your manager's name and
Chimlevtal team name.  You can vote by sending a diplo to The Stormguards (78), The
Stormbringers (359) or Stormwatch (440).  Votes submitted in the personal ads and for
past winners will not be counted.  The categories are:
     BEST MANAGER:  You may vote for up to three managers, active or inactive who
have led a team to 100 victories or more in Chimlevtal.  Up to three will be
inducted.  Past inductees are:  The Icelord, High Lord Bosk and MHC in 99, Crip in
00, Slobulous in 01, The Mob Boss and Destitute Noble in 02, Slugbait in 03 and JC,
Death Man and Micky in 04.
     BEST TEAM:  You may vote for up to three teams, active or inactive who have had
at least 100 victories in Chimlevtal.  Up to three teams will be inducted.  Past
inductees are:  The Stormguards, The Stormbringers and True Brits in 99, Military
Mayhem and The Devastators in 00, Dargarath Guards in 01, Walt's Kids and Numbers
Game in 02, Unfit To Be Orcs in 03 and Energeia, South of Heaven and Whammo & Thudda
4U! in 04.
     BEST WARRIOR:  You may vote for up to three warriors, any style, who you think
are worthy of this great honor.  Up to three will be inducted.  Past winners include:
Bloody Mary, Taz and Ulath Thalesia in 99, Strahd, Prince of Ar and Tempus in 00,
Talos, Kurd the Vivi and Earth Elemental in 01, Donald Duck, Big Bloated Ben and Cow
Umbrella in 02, The Highlander and Venomous Sting in 03, and Sampsa, 5-Star Rating
and Maciobelly in 04.
     So, now is the time to check those old newsletters and fights.  It is time to
talk to the scribes and review the Chimlevtal Year in Review that comes out every
spring.  It is time to contact old managers who used to duel in our fair city.  It is
time to acknowledge the great history of this, the greatest arena in all of Ghea.  It
is time to salute glorious Chimlevtal. -- The Icelord

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 502): BLUE RUIN of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 500): BLOOD BUD of BLOODSUCKERS (Way Cool, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 494): WOODWALKER of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 496): ORAN JI of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 494): MOUSE NOYLE of MIDDLE WAY (Joaja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 493): CHAOS of CURTAIN CALL (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 246): PEG-LEG BOUCHARD of CANADIAN BACON (Firehawk, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 485): TALL TREE of CARDOW HUNTERS (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 244): GENERAL PUBLIC of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 482): PRIVATE PROPERTY of CALL THE PRIEST (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 480): DARTMAN of COLGATE DAYS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 473): BARRISTER of BLITZKRIEG (Polarius, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 436): TIRO COCOCO of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 221): ZINDELLA AZRON of MOJO P@TROL (Master Voodoo, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 216): BEAR ACUDA of THE BEAR'S PAW (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 203): TOM SMITH DISEASE of STRANGE TUNES (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 361): JAVELINO of REDHORSE (Mila, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 341): GEORGE DUBYA of DEATH BY STUPIDITY (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 151): BULL FROG of THE BULLS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 386): WOUNDWORT of DARKMOON from RIZTAB (Bobby Bigfoot)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 502): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 500): DRYNN'S PRETTIES (Drynn, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 494): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 496): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 494): HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 493): CURTAIN CALL (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 246): OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 485): CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 244): NOMENKLATURE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 482): CALL THE PRIEST (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 480): COLGATE DAYS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 473): BLITZKRIEG (Polarius, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 436): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 221): MOJO P@TROL (Master Voodoo, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 216): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 203): DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 361): BAD APPLES (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 341): DEATH BY STUPIDITY (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 151): THE BULLS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 386): BLACKEST PRIDE, etc. (Ultraist, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 500): CROUCHING TIGER of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 494): LITTLE CURRENT of TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 496): ORAN JI of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 494): MOUSE NOYLE of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 493): EAGLES LAIR of WHEN EAGLES DARE (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 245): GALENA of BOXOROX (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 485): TALL TREE of CARDOW HUNTERS (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
              (turn 484): MACRINUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 244): VOMITO of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (Micky, mgr.)
                               OBAN of SINGLE MALTS (Berylstar, mgr.)
                               TOBIAS HAWKWIND of THE NIGHTHAWKS (Firehawk, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 482): PRIVATE PROPERTY of CALL THE PRIEST (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
              (turn 481): STARBREAKER of CALL THE PRIEST (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 436): TIRO COCOCO of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 221): ZINDELLA AZRON of MOJO P@TROL (Master Voodoo, mgr.)
                   (turn 220): MARILYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 216): BEAR ACUDA of THE BEAR'S PAW (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 203): TOM SMITH DISEASE of STRANGE TUNES (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 361): APPLEMINT of BAD APPLES (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of CHIMLEVTAL!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Biff!  Pow!  CHIMLEVTAL 
watched with glee as NOMENKLATURE got knocked off top spot by WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U!!  
Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not UNFIT TO BE ORCS' opponents, after watching 
them shoot up the ranks from 18th to 7th.  MIDDLE WAY 7 bit the big one as they could 
not win.  They dropped from 3rd down to 21st!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
SOL INVICTUS showed CHIMLEVTAL what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance 
to walk off with 3-0-1.  What's with MAGOG?  He actually beat LORDS OF VALHALLA's 
VILI, and walked away with 31 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at KOSMOS'S 
MATRIX.  PARADOXE lost 18 points to COMMANDER SPUD.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  
Maybe PARADOXE will provide more easy wins...  Another fighter (NAPULAK 26-9-0) 
challenged another Duelmaster (GENERAL PUBLIC 13-14-0).  Life goes on.  I can barely 
restrain my enthusiam for STORMWATCH's outstanding member, Duelmaster NAPULAK.  
Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was THE NIGHTHAWKS.  In my day, no team with a 261-343-34 would 
scare me off!  What's the problem, OVERLORDS?  How well I know the feeling of being 
the most challenged warrior, WOLFE!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to 
haunt you.  Keep challenging up 27 points, DASKON, and I won't have to write about 
you much longer.  CHERRY 2000 always accepts those kind of challenges...  I don't get 
it.  DASKON goes and challenges CHERRY 2000, way above him, but gets 1 points after 
he loses!  Is this a new strategy?  JARL FORKBEARD didn't quite know what to make of 
a challenge he received from SLEET of DIS TRACTIONS, who is 24 points below him.  
SLEET perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was defeated by JARL FORKBEARD and 
ended up with 4 recognition points.   
     Warriors of CHIMLEVTAL unite.  You have only your games to lose!  VILI of LORDS 
OF VALHALLA didn't know when to quit.  When you've got a 18-17-1, that's a good sign. 
Now he's dead.  ZEEMAR larned his lesson (AI taught it well), and we right likely 
won't be seein' 'im fight any DARQUE FORCES members with the same gusto.  How long 
have I been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  All work 
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAPULAK 4467                 26   9  0   105       STORMWATCH (440)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUSTER BUNNY 2862            13  21  2   130       LOONY TOONS (206)
 CHERRY 2000 4994             15   8  0   120       NUMBERS GAME (403)
 MAGOG 5031                   13   8  2   116       DARQUE FORCES (422)
 GENERAL PUBLIC 3112          13  14  0   115       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 DROKK 4014                   16  10  2   114       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
 TALISKER 4923                17  12  0   105       SINGLE MALTS (501)
 HELM HAMMERHAND 5025         15   8  0   101       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
-OIL CAN HARRY 3814           11   9  0    97       THE CANUCKS (58)
-DOOM HAMMER 3566             18  27  2    95       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
 ABYSSINIAN 4918              17  12  0    94       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
 TORNADO 1439                 16  15  1    94       AVENGERS (146)
 REZOS THE THRACIAN 4993      15  10  0    92       OVERLORDS (509)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRASHIUS 4980                18   9  0    90       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
-RAUNI 5035                   11   7  0    90       SOL INVICTUS (469)
 DASKON 4464                  15  21  1    87       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
 BLOND MOMENT 5095             8   3  3    87       WHY DID I DO IT (540)
 BRILLIANT ORANGE 4961        11   9  1    83       UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
 GLENLIVET 4528               11  24  0    83       SINGLE MALTS (501)
 COMMANDER SPUD 5149           6   3  0    82       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 KIRKEN TUORNIN 4849          15  16  2    81       THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
 GREYSCALES 4917              17  12  0    75       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
 PSYCH MAJOR 5018              8   4  1    75       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 ZARENDARGAR 4888             14  16  1    73       OVERLORDS (509)
 MANI 5102                     7  10  1    72       SOL INVICTUS (469)
 GENERAL PURPOSE 5124          5   4  1    72       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 GENERAL ELECTRIC 4889         7   8  1    71       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 LAGAVULIN 5019               11  12  0    69       SINGLE MALTS (501)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPATHA 4996                  15   9  2    68       SOL INVICTUS (469)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARADOXE 4287                12  13  1    62       KOSMOS'S MATRIX (474)
 CALLEIGHT 5128               10   7  0    61       THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
 KAMBARD MURH 5045            14  17  0    59       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VENGEANCE 4369                7  10  2    56       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
 IT FELT GOOD 5093             7   3  0    56       WHY DID I DO IT (540)
 PLOTINUS 4341                11  11  0    55       KOSMOS'S MATRIX (474)
 WARGASM 1557                 13  13  1    53       AVENGERS (146)
 SVEIN FORKBEARD 5187          8   4  2    53       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
 GOT HAMMERED 5091             6   4  0    53       WHY DID I DO IT (540)
 ANNA BOLIC 4965               5   0  0    53       NOMENKLATURE (530)
 FAOLAN AP GRYFFYDD 5152      10   5  1    52       THE STORMGUARDS (78)
 LES NAYLE 5044               10  21  0    51       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 TERRIBLE TWO 5195             5   2  0    49       NUMBERS GAME (403)
-IVAK 2950                     6   7  0    48       BRIGANDS (352)
 MENDAL OMSHIL 5043           10  16  0    46       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 NORGEN PELH 5042             10  16  0    46       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 BARTOFELES 5173               7   6  1    44       THE STORMGUARDS (78)
 DAMHAIN THE SATYR 5197        8   3  0    43       OVERLORDS (509)
 URACCA EVENSTAR 5148          7   9  0    43       STORMWATCH (440)
 AI 5347                       5   1  0    39       DARQUE FORCES (422)
-ARKON 2986                    4   2  0    37       BRIGANDS (352)
 ANDERS DIEMED 5174            5   8  0    35       THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
 ENDOR 5275                    5   3  0    34       DARQUE FORCES (422)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALEM 5222                    5   4  0    33       DARQUE FORCES (422)
 WULFGAR 5281                  4   4  0    33       STORMWATCH (440)
 HORAGALLES 5212               3   3  1    33       SOL INVICTUS (469)
 JARL FORKBEARD 5280           7   1  0    30       THE STORMGUARDS (78)
 WAS DRUNK 5094                7   3  0    29       WHY DID I DO IT (540)
-GURAK 2947                    4   5  0    28       BRIGANDS (352)
 ARYXIMARAKI 5359              4   1  0    28       OVERLORDS (509)
-THRALL 5074                   4   4  0    28       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
-PUNKIN CARVER 5081            5   3  1    27       THE CANUCKS (58)
 LOVE POTION #9 5151           3   9  0    27       NUMBERS GAME (403)
-RAPTOR 4594                   6   7  0    25       THE CANUCKS (58)
 UYR DEMONSBANE 5349           3   3  0    25       THE STORMGUARDS (78)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAPER CUT KING 5211           4   2  0    23       UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
 MERCURIAL MADMAN 5352         2   0  1    22       UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
-SCARECROW 4593                4   9  0    21       THE CANUCKS (58)
 MANN E QUIN 4963              4   1  0    21       NOMENKLATURE (530)
-TAZ 5200                      3   2  0    21       LOONY TOONS (206)
 HARALD FAIRHAIR 5188          4   8  0    20       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
-SYLVESTER 4154                4   4  0    20       LOONY TOONS (206)
 WHITE NOISE 3048              3   1  1    19       AVENGERS (146)
-RENEGADE 5400                 1   0  0    19       THE CANUCKS (58)
 DONNA TELLO 4964              4   1  0    18       NOMENKLATURE (530)
 VALKYRIE 5351                 3   3  0    18       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
 GLARE ICE 5112                3   1  0    18       DIS TRACTIONS (542)
 GREG ARIOUS 4962              3   2  0    16       NOMENKLATURE (530)
 DUST MITE 5390                2   0  0    16       UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
-SHOOK 3205                    2   0  0    15       BRIGANDS (352)
 OIL SLICK 5114                2   2  0    14       DIS TRACTIONS (542)
 NABUCA 5369                   1   3  0    14       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
 PHIL HARMONIC 4966            2   3  0    13       NOMENKLATURE (530)
 KOLUM MAROD 5344              2   5  1    12       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROMAN KARMA 5361              2   2  0    12       KOSMOS'S MATRIX (474)
 STEPHEN 5404                  1   0  1    12       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
-TICHONDRIOUS 5129             2   3  0    11       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
 ULTHAR XANDO 5407             1   0  0    10       STORMWATCH (440)
 ERGG 5381                     3   0  0     9       THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
-NOISEY KRICKET 5343           2   1  0     9       LOONY TOONS (206)
 TARVAGE 5370                  2   2  0     8       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
 WET PAVEMENT 5115             2   2  0     8       DIS TRACTIONS (542)
 ZEEMAR 5391                   1   2  1     8       KOSMOS'S MATRIX (474)
 8-BALL ROLLIN' 5398           1   1  0     8       NUMBERS GAME (403)
-GROM HELLSCREAM 5379          1   1  0     7       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
 LASZLO 5377                   1   3  0     6       KOSMOS'S MATRIX (474)
 GRIM 3259                     1   2  0     5       BRIGANDS (352)
 SLEET 5116                    0   4  0     4       DIS TRACTIONS (542)
 LOWLY WORM 5383               0   3  0     3       AVENGERS (146)
 SURTUR 5382                   0   3  0     3       STORMWATCH (440)
 KATANA 5384                   0   3  0     3       AVENGERS (146)
 A BET 5403                    0   1  0     1       WHY DID I DO IT (540)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DEAD 5406              0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 422     SHEWISH GIANT 356     245 NONE    
JOPPA 5346             1  4 0 DARQUE FORCES 422     ZEEMAR 5391           244 JUST REV
TIPS RICO 5362         1  1 0 KOSMOS'S MATRIX 474   HORAGALLES 5212       242 REVENGED
VILI 4597             18 17 1 LORDS OF VALHALLA 508 MAGOG 5031            245         
RAGNAR YELLOWHAI 5378  0  3 0 OVERLORDS 509         STEPHEN 5404          245         
INMAR 4388            16 15 0 SOL INVICTUS 469      VOMITO 4840           242 NONE    
WOLFE 5374             0  4 0 THE STORMBRINGERS 359 BANDIT PRINCE 360     245 NONE    
SGIAN DUBH 5350        0  2 0 THE STORMBRINGERS 359 WHY NOT 5279          241 REVENGED
BONA NA CROIN 5392     1  1 0 THE STORMGUARDS 78    MERCURIAL MADMAN 5352 245         
RYUU DRAGONMASTE 5198  5  5 0 STORMWATCH 440        BLOND MOMENT 5095     244         
FLORID PSYCHO 5192     4  4 1 UNFIT TO BE ORCS 450  MANI 5102             245         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Faolan Ap GryFfydd -- That was too close for me.  I've got to get one more con train
soon so I can get back to training skills. -- Mani

High Lord Bosk -- The CHOIR is a joke, just like Master Dork.  He was wearing a pink
dress when I walked in and ran out the back door crying his little eyes out.  What a
loser.  I did manage to beat up a few cartel clones before the place emptied. -- RTR

The Icelord -- So far, Chimlevtal has been interesting.  It is an honor to serve by
your side.  The cowards, Jimblow and Crimson Zit will bother us no more.  When The
Stormguards make it to 600 victories, all in a slow arena, that will be the all-time
record, right?  I'll buy the keg. -- RTR

Huckle Cat -- Welcome back to Chimlevtal. -- Rauol the Rude, Manager of Stormwatch,
member of The Council of Lords

Blond Moment -- I've no doubt you are a good warrior, but to lose Ryuu Dragonmaster
in the infirmary after two shots to the right arm just plain sucks.  May you and your
entire stable contract the plague. -- RTR

Scarecrow -- Consider the dark arena. -- RTR

Ergg -- I thought you criers hated that style. -- RTR

Faolan Ap Gryffydd -- Good job. -- RTR

Helm Hammerhand -- Good job. -- RTR

High Lord Bosk -- I have a large supply of Sam Adams Octoberfest.  Stop by and we'll
swill a few.  I still want you to go with me to see Jethro Tull. -- The Icelord

Rauol the Rude -- Jimblow and Crimson Zit are like ALL members of the Crying Cartel.
Cowardly and pathetic.  Strong steel, harbinger. -- The Icelord

Donna Tello -- We shall see. -- Uyr Demonsbane

Huckle Cat and Avengers -- It is great to see you back in Chimlevtal.  The Council of
Lords salute you. -- The Icelord

The COL presents Chimlevtal History Facts:  On turn #219 on 10/26/02:  The DM was:
Nediam Nori of Cisum S. Ekard.  CH REC LDR:  Nediam Nori of Cisum S. Ekard.  UNCH REC
LDR:  Position was empty.  POP LDR:  Grottu of Whammo & Thudda 4 U!.  WEEK'S FAV:
Unzoe The Shaman of The Stormguards.  CURRENT TOP TEAM:  Unfit To Be Orcs.  #1 TEAM
ON THE MOVE:  Lords of Valhalla (55).  TOP CH TEAM:  Unfit To Be Orcs.  TOP UNCH
TEAM:  Black Jack Hammer.  TOP LU:  Nediam Nori of Cisum S. Ekard.  ST:  Sir Yder of
Willbenders.  WOS:  Retaeh T. Maerd of Cisum S. Ekard.  SL:  Yo Eleven! of Numbers
Game.  PS:  Krac D'Chevaliers of The Stormguards.  BA:  Maciobelly of Unfit To Be
Orcs.  TP:  Uncas of The Stormguards.  PL:  Sniper of Platoon.  AB:  Pi of Numbers
Game.  PR:  Airborne of Platoon.  There were 35 listed teams.  The most popular style
was LU with 28. -- The Icelord

The Council of Lords is sponsoring "Crysalis Craziness" on turn #150.  ALL warriors
are being asked to fight with no weapon, armor, helm or shield.  A majority of the
managers there will participate.  It should be an historic event.  The fans will be
going wild to the sounds of knuckles, knees and elbows connecting with noses, teeth
and jaws!  Join in on the fun on turn #150 in Crysalis. -- The Icelord

Thrall -- (surprised look)  You go with that name?  Isn't kind of, well, second-
class?  You deserve better. -- Norgen Pelh

Wargasm -- Old team number, old id number, did you just come out of hibernation?  I
think it'd be a great idea if you went BACK to hibernation.  I don't need some guy
coming out of the past and whamming me for the win and a bunch of skills, you know.
I was getting along just fine without that. -- Les Nayle
P.S.  Jorja says we have to say, "Welcome back."  I don't see why.  Sure, SHE can be
polite, but SHE isn't getting trampled into the sand.

General Electric -- Every time I see you, I am shocked. -- Mendal Omshil

Florid Psycho -- I can see why you're unfit to be an orc.  You're half an elf, after
all, and that's got to clash badly. -- Kambard Murh
P.S.  Makes you testy, too, doesn't it?

Valkyrie -- It says here that you're a Karnhorn!  Well, it actually just says that
you're the same race as I am, which is Karnhorn.  But that doesn't seem to go with
your name.  Shouldn't you be Fratsfan?  You know, tall and blonde?  I like tall
blondes.... -- Kolum Marod
P.S.  Who don't insist on BEATING ME UP.  That is not my idea of a romantic
encounter.

Fizban of the Cartel presents:  recent history facts.  Since going active in this
arena as a member of The Cartel I, Fizban, am 16-5-3 vs. COL.  Most of those fights
on COL challenges or random matchups.  Seven of 21 fights were my challenges in which
I accumulated a 6-1-0 record.  (I can se why you avoid me.)  Two of 21 fights were
random matchups.  I won both of these.  Now that leaves 12 out of 21 which were all
your challenges, COL.  What was my W/L when you picked the fight?  Hmmm, let me see.
8-4-3.  Wow impressive.  Even more impressive is the fact that of the four losses,
three of those were big downchallenge BF's on your part.  Well that concludes our
history lesson for the day. -- Fizban the record keeper

Ryuu Dragonmeat -- Infirmary death.  Such a shame, but what did you expect picking on
the 'Council of Lords Slayer'? -- Blond Moment

Endor -- Sorry, my friend.  Too bad we didn't teach each other better. -- It Felt
Good

Harald Fairhair -- Don't you get tired of getting beaten by our team.  Some people
never learn.  Tsk tsk. -- Was Drunk

Psych Major -- Foul!  I call foul.  There I was enjoying a cold one and in rushes
this nutcase military man causing me to topple off my barstool and the arenamaster
gives him the nod?!?  Since when are duels held in bars.  Sheesh, the outrage. -- Got
"really" Hammered

22 October 2004
                         Youngblood's Three and Out Contest

I would like to take this time to announce and invite all managers to compete in what
I think will be an awesome contest.  If you haven't ever TC'd at a tourney before,
here is your chance.  The contest will start Wednesday, December 1, 2004, but a
chance will be given November 17 to dark arena, only, any warrior that you do not see
fit to run in the contest.  So now that I have your attention, here are the rules
(like you didn't know they were coming sooner or later).

 1.  Any manager participating can enter one team, only.
 2.  No sandbagging whatsoever.  (I will keep up with it, every turn.)
 3.  No teams or warriors will be allowed to run after contest starts.
 4.  All warriors will run until they lose three times, after three losses they are
     eliminated.
 5.  If a warrior sits out a turn, they are accounted with a loss in the contest.
     This is to keep warriors with winning records from sitting out until the end of
     the contest.
 6.  If a warrior is killed during the contest, the replacement cannot enter the
     contest.
 7.  If a warrior is killed, bloodfeuding is allowed, but only by a warrior that is
     active in the contest.
 8.  If a warrior is run after being eliminated, the manager is disqualified from the
     contest, no questions asked.
 9.  Challenges are legal, up or down.
10.  Contest will keep going until 1 warrior is left without three losses, and that
     warrior, of course, is accounted the winner.
11.  All managers participating will be asked to purchase a rollup certificate, to be
     awarded to the winners of the contest.

                                    <<<PRIZES>>>

     As I have already said, and according to participation, rollups will be awarded
to the first and second place managers.  So the majority and minority of the rollups
will be determined when all are accumulated.
     Contest Champion--2 Faves prizes, and majority of rollup certificates
     Contest Runner-up--1 Faves prize, and minority of rollup certificates
     So once again I invite all managers old and new to participate in what should be
a fierce and challenging contest.  <<<REMEMBER, FIRST OFFICIAL TURN OF THE CONTEST IS
DECEMBER THE FIRST, AND AS I SAID BEFORE, THE TURN BEFORE (NOVEMBER 17TH) YOU MAY
DARK ARENA CHALLENGE ONLY!!!  ANY WARRIOR WITH ANY FE (FIGHT EXPERIENCE) WHEN THE
CONTEST STARTS WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST.

                          YOUNGBLOOD of WENSINWASIN

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WOLFE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DEAD was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
AI overpowered ZEEMAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
ROMAN KARMA was overpowered by HORAGALLES in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
NAPULAK unbelievably bested GENERAL PUBLIC in a 5 minute Challenge Title brawl.
TORNADO was outwaited by TALISKER in a unpopular 13 minute master's Challenge match.
BRILLIANT ORANGE was overpowered by OBAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
HELM HAMMERHAND vanquished TOBIAS HAWKWIND in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
KIRKEN TUORNIN luckily beat ZARENDARGAR in a popular 4 minute expert's Challenge duel.
VILI was executed by MAGOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DASKON was overpowered by CHERRY 2000 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
REZOS THE THRACIAN devastated GENERAL PURPOSE in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
FAOLAN AP GRYFFYDD was devastated by PSYCH MAJOR in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
GENERAL ELECTRIC handily defeated WARGASM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BLOND MOMENT overpowered GREYSCALES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
COMMANDER SPUD handily defeated PARADOXE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ANNA BOLIC viciously subdued LES NAYLE in a 4 minute brutal one-sided Challenge brawl.
PLOTINUS was subdued by SPATHA in a 2 minute brutal veteran's Challenge bout.
DAMHAIN THE SATYR defeated SALEM in a 5 minute Challenge conflict.
TERRIBLE TWO was bested by CALLEIGHT in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
GOT HAMMERED overpowered MENDAL OMSHIL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BARTOFELES demolished GLARE ICE in a action packed 4 minute uneven Challenge bout.
HARALD FAIRHAIR was devastated by ENDOR in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
UYR DEMONSBANE overpowered WET PAVEMENT in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MERCURIAL MADMAN narrowly killed BONA NA CROIN in a 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
SLEET was overpowered by JARL FORKBEARD in a 10 minute uneven Challenge match.
MANN E QUIN overcame NABUCA in a exciting 3 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
GREG ARIOUS overcame TARVAGE in a popular 5 minute novice's Challenge duel.
SURTUR was defeated by 8-BALL ROLLIN' in a popular 1 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
OIL SLICK was beaten by LOVE POTION #9 in a 1 minute Challenge match.
LOWLY WORM was overpowered by PAPER CUT KING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DUST MITE handily defeated LASZLO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DROKK vanquished GLENLIVET in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ABYSSINIAN was demolished by VOMITO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LAGAVULIN was overpowered by TRASHIUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MANI put to death FLORID PSYCHO in a action packed 1 minute match.
KAMBARD MURH beat WULFGAR in a 2 minute uneven bout.
IT FELT GOOD beat NORGEN PELH in a exciting 1 minute competition.
SVEIN FORKBEARD handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ANDERS DIEMED viciously subdued VALKYRIE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal duel.
URACCA EVENSTAR handily defeated WHITE NOISE in a 7 minute mismatched duel.
WAS DRUNK defeated PHIL HARMONIC in a 2 minute brawl.
KOLUM MAROD was overpowered by ARYXIMARAKI in a 1 minute uneven competition.
DONNA TELLO overcame A BET in a 1 minute novice's match.
GRIM was savagely defeated by ULTHAR XANDO in a 5 minute novice's battle.
RAGNAR YELLOWHAIR was executed by STEPHEN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ERGG outwaited KATANA in a monotonous 12 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  17 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         TOTAL PARRY       88 -  74 -  1      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         WALL OF STEEL     47 -  40 -  1      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         AIMED BLOW        33 -  29 -  3      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    73 -  79 -  6      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         BASHING ATTACK    46 -  50 -  3      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         STRIKING ATTACK   93 - 106 -  8      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         SLASHING ATTACK   53 -  64 -  5      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE      41 -  55 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  21 -  0      28  |

Turn 245 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         5 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  6         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    9 - 13         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  8     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      NAPULAK 4467               26   9  0  105 STORMWATCH (440)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHERRY 2000 4994           15   8  0  120 NUMBERS GAME (403)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAGOG 5031                 13   8  2  116 DARQUE FORCES (422)
LUNGING ATTACK   DROKK 4014                 16  10  2  114 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
PARRY-STRIKE     REZOS THE THRACIAN 4993    15  10  0   92 OVERLORDS (509)
AIMED BLOW       BLOND MOMENT 5095           8   3  3   87 WHY DID I DO IT (540)
WALL OF STEEL    SPATHA 4996                15   9  2   68 SOL INVICTUS (469)
PARRY-LUNGE      CALLEIGHT 5128             10   7  0   61 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
BASHING ATTACK   GOT HAMMERED 5091           6   4  0   53 WHY DID I DO IT (540)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GLENLIVET 4528.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ZARENDARGAR 4888.  The ten other most popular fighters were GENERAL PUBLIC 3112, 
ANDERS DIEMED 5174, NABUCA 5369, TARVAGE 5370, ULTHAR XANDO 5407, BARTOFELES 5173, 
UYR DEMONSBANE 5349, ANNA BOLIC 4965, TERRIBLE TWO 5195, and 8-BALL ROLLIN' 5398.

The least popular fighter this week was ERGG 5381.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TALISKER 4923, KATANA 5384, SLEET 5116, JARL FORKBEARD 5280, URACCA 
EVENSTAR 5148, TORNADO 1439, GRIM 3259, LES NAYLE 5044, RAGNAR YELLOWHAIR 5378, and A 
BET 5403.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

NAPULAK (31-4467) STORMWATCH (440)
GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) MILITARY MAYHEM (89)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

OBAN (31-4530) SINGLE MALTS (501)
VOMITO (31-4840) WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
TOBIAS HAWKWIND (31-4941) THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)

                                FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV

     Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday 
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S 
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year).  Room rates are $139.00 per night, 
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast.  The rooms are blocked.  The reservations 
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face 
Convention" block.  Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make 
sure you reserve your room before then! 
     Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour 
manager's reception.  There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.  
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe.  All rooms have high speed internet 
(for an extra charge).  There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a 
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel.  And there's Denny's right across the 
street.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late 
November/early December. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast!  See you there! 

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 51 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          CAPTAIN CRUNCH (5-4330) TECHNOLOGY    
                             GARAI (7-4608) BLADES OF ICE       
                         GAZREK (7-5097) DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7   
                       CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) VENGEANCE SEEKERS 
                           NEMESIS (10-2676) MYTH AND MIGHT     
                         PLAYFUL DOG (10-4237) MONGREL HORDE   
                          CALLISTO (12-4974) NAUGHTY NYMPHS    
                         ILLUMINAUGHTY (12-5423) LOBOTOMATION   
                          SKIPPY (14-2305) PRIDE OF THE CDC    
                              ARGINASE (16-4137) ENZYMES        
                          CADEX CFM (18-3366) THE BIKE SHOP    
                            CRY-O-LIT (18-6106) ROCK-ETTS      
                          PAPA RATTLESNAKE (18-6800) APACHE    
                            SUICIDE (21-4832) APPLE CIDER      
                        REVEREND LOVEJOY (22-5517) SPRINGFIELD  
                          DVDA (22-5768) THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!    
                            DONAHAR (24-3006) MAGIC REALM      
                      LINK HOGTHROB (33-5358) INTERSTELLAR PORK 
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (36-5604) SKATE DRAGONS  
                          ARTEMIS (41-3675) LADY OF THE MOON    
                          SELENE (41-3676) LADY OF THE MOON    
                             BETTY (58-5755) HELL HOUNDS       
                       INSURRECTION (60-5607) BLADES OF DESTINY 
                       COPPERHEAD (65-5467) NATURE'S ASSASSINS 
                          CHRISSEL (70-5208) LITHE & LOVELY    
                         SUPERIOR II (75-760) SUPERIOR FORCES                                                  
                             ARCHER (82-1198) GORGONITES                                                      
                      SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) END OF THE LINE     
                            CICINISTI (82-3706) BEGUILERZ           
                           GNORE (82-3717) MILITARY SCIENCE          
                        FINALITY (82-4063) SUPERIOR FORCES 3P       
                          SIR LANCELOT (82-5350) ROUND TABLE         
                            WILLY T MAC (82-5925) RAPTURE           
                         KHORGA KHAN (82-6730) THE BEGINNING        
                             ELLYN (82-8983) LAS VEGAS II            
                             MANTISSA (82-9324) MATMATICA            
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (82-9697) DRAGON SKALE       
                          ON THE WASHER (82-10019) SUNNYDALE         
                             ORAL B (82-10020) SUNNYDALE            
                         2-STROKE (82-10384) THE WILLBURYS 79        
                           HITZ (82-10428) 4-LETTER DOCTORS          
                      UNDEFEATABLE (82-10966) SUPERIOR FORCES 5M     
                        GOLDWRAP (82-11886) SUPERIOR FORCES 34       
                        CHIMPANZEE (82-12985) ANIMAL CRACKERS       
                        THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) DON'T ASK       
                      SCHWETTY OLIVES (82-14247) SCHWETTY FOODS     
                     QSTAFF INFECTION (82-14523) DIRTY INFIRMARY    
                     BING S7 WANG (82-16000) SUPERIOR FORCES 6201   
                    TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT (82-16651) SLIGHTLY HEATED 
                       SMILING GOAT (82-20735) SHAVE MY POODLE      
                    CRITICAL UPDATES (82-24025) ANNOYING THINGS II 
                       LIGHTNING XLV (82-24103) DEATH STUDS IX      

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes