DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/27/2005    Duedate: 09/23/2005

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM-31    TURN-256

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GREYSCALES
THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
(31-4917) [24-16-0,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GREYSCALES                     SNOWFLAKE ANGEL
THE STORMBRINGERS (359)        STORMLORD BASTARDS (394)
(31-4917) [24-16-0,128]        (31-3438) [6-1-2,64]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ZARENDARGAR                    PAPER CUT KING
OVERLORDS (509)                UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
(31-4888) [20-21-2,107]        (31-5211) [5-5-0,36]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

AVENGERS (146)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. AVENGERS (146)              52
2. UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)      49      UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
3. THE STORMBRINGERS (359)     31      Unchartered Team
4. LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)     25
5. 4-LETTER FRUIT BATS (487)   234-LETTER FRUIT BATS (487)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)   171  86 15 66.5   1/ 8 AVENGERS (146)           10  5 1
 2/ 0*4-LETTER FRUIT BAT (487)  14   8  0 63.6   2/ 1 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)   9  6 0
 3/ 3 SOL INVICTUS (469)       129  95 15 57.6   3/ 3 DARQUE FORCES (422)       8  5 1
 4- 4 NUMBERS GAME (403)       250 197 16 55.9   4/ 2 SOL INVICTUS (469)        8  5 1
 5/ 6 WHY DID I DO IT (540)     51  41  5 55.4   5/10 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)   8  7 0
 6/ 7 THE STORMGUARDS (78)     623 510 25 55.0   6/ 7 OVERLORDS (509)           7  8 0
 7/ 5 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4  (378) 309 255 12 54.8   7- 6 NUMBERS GAME (403)        6  1 1
 8- 8 AH NOW KLK HAMMERZ (554)  25  21  1 54.3   8- 4 AH NOW KLK HAMMERZ (554)  6  3 0
 9/ 9 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)  202 178 12 53.2   9/11 WHY DID I DO IT (540)     5  4 0
10/10 DARQUE FORCES (422)      169 152 10 52.6  10-12 TOILET GHOSTS (516)       5  5 1
11-11 SAMURAI KIDS II (551)    111 103 11 51.9  11/13 THE STORMGUARDS (78)      5  9 0
12/ 0*STORMLORD BASTARDS (394)  14  13  3 51.9  12/ 9 THE CANUCKS (58)          5 10 1
13/12 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)     235 223 17 51.3  13/22 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)    4  1 0
14/13 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)  351 344 27 50.5  14/15 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)       4  4 0
15/14 OVERLORDS (509)          374 377 22 49.8  15/ 5 THE STORM REAVERS (408)   4 11 0
16/15 AVENGERS (146)           139 151 14 47.9  16/18 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      3  1 0
17-17 JUST DESSERTS (569)       20  23  1 46.5  17/19*VEGGIE PACK (369)         3  7 1
18/16 STORMWATCH (440)         175 204 10 46.2  18/14 STORMWATCH (440)          3 12 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 THE CANUCKS (58)         259 323 25 44.5  19/ 0*4-LETTER FRUIT BAT (487)  2  0 0
20/19 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)      278 358 35 43.7  20/ 0*STORMLORD BASTARDS (394)  2  1 0
21-20 TOILET GHOSTS (516)       96 128 13 42.9  21-20 JUST DESSERTS (569)       2  7 0
22/21 THE STORM REAVERS (408)  112 156 14 41.8  22/ 0*2001 (465)                1  0 0
23/ 0*2001 (465)                 2   3  0 40.0  23-16 SAMURAI KIDS II (551)     1  3 0
24/23*VEGGIE PACK (369)          9  26  2 25.7  24-24*ALL NIGHT LONG (570)      1  8 0
25-24*ALL NIGHT LONG (570)       1   8  0 11.1  25/23 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4  (378)  0  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              DUELMASTERS OF CHIMLEVTAL
                                   (Turns 75-100)

     Once again I greet you, glorious Chimlevtal, greatest of all arenas!  The
Council of Lords is proud to present Chimlevtal History Facts.  The Duelmasters of
Chimlevtal from turn #75 (10/12/91) to turn #100 (9/11/93) were:

75.  Timbus           Dead and Buried     11-8    BA
76.  Dar              Visions             18-9-1  ST
77.  Dar              Visions             19-9-1  ST
78.  Here 2 Kill      Dead and Buried     15-2    WOS
79.  Here 2 Kill      Dead and Buried     16-2    WOS
80.  Here 2 Kill      Dead and Buried     17-2    WOS
81.  Lone Wolf        Avengers            19-13-1 ST
82.  Draco            The Stormguards     24-11-1 LU
83.  Speedy Gonzalez  Loony Toons         17-13-1 LU
84.  Speedy Gonzales  Loony Toons         18-13-2 LU
85.  POSITION WAS EMPTY-2 WARRIORS TIED WITH 119 PTS:
     Yosemite Sam     Loony Toons         18-15   TP
     Helmut Cool Hero Beat These          16-4    TP
86.  Texas Ranger     Beat These          18-10   TP
87.  Dwalin           The Bloodguard      11-4-1  WOS
88.  Texas Ranger     Beat These          19-10   TP
89.  Yosemite Sam     Loony Toons         19-15   TP
90.  Yosemite Sam     Loony Toons         20-15   TP
91.  Zerim Thissul    Jabbas Children     13-2-1  LU
92.  Zerim Thissul    Jabbas Children     14-2-1  LU
93.  Konovolov        Team Supreme!!!     17-4-2  SL
94.  Konovolov        Team Supreme!!!     18-4-2  SL
95.  Baldon           Dagarath Guards     14-4    TP
96.  Baldon           Dagarath Guards     15-4    TP
97.  Awful            The Bloodguards     12-3    AB
98.  Awful            The Bloodguards     13-3    AB
99.  Awful            The Bloodguards     14-3    AB
100. Awful            The Bloodguards     15-3    AB

I make the sign of The Hammer and of The Axe in honor of Chimlevtal! -- Master Janos 
Bard/Historian -- The COL

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                                 ON COUNCIL BUSINESS
                                      (part 12)

     Raoul the Rude slammed his fist down on the oaken table.  It shattered as if it
were dry kindling instead of the solid wood it had been.  Known as "RTR", "Harbinger"
and even as "Haw-Che-Ke-Sug-Ga" by the great plains tribes, the Polarian mercenary
was an imposing figure.  He stood well over six feet tall and was 285 pounds of solid
muscle.  His looks were somewhat unusual.  This was because his Grandfather had been
an Efreeti.  The blood of the Dervish race also flowed in his veins.  His skin was
slightly red in color and he had a malevolent look in his black eyes.  His black hair
was tied in a ponytail and his short beard was neatly trimmed.  A large scar was
across his left cheek.  He wore red dragon-scale armor, red trousers and white shirt
in the style of the corsairs and a red cape.  Black boots of fine quality, a necklace
of red dragon teeth and a circlet of red upon his head finished his wear.  At his
side was a magical broadsword that would turn to flame upon command.  A most imposing
and savage man indeed.
     Darzon the Pirate packed his clay pipe and then lit it slowly.  He was unhappy
as well.  The seasoned and salty buccaneer commanded the SS GOLDENAXE, currently tied
up at Chimelevtal's main pier.  "It just bea matter of time, Harbinger." growled
Darzon.
     "Time is not what I wish to give our prey." stated Raoul who stretched and then
cracked his knuckles, a sure sign he wished to inflict pain upon someone.
     An Assassin, aided by two half-orc fighters, had attacked Darzon and Lord
Protector Shalzar.  If Shalzar had not earned the gift of immortality, he would now
be dead.  Council forces had hounded the trio, but they had managed to escape into
the sewers of Chimlevtal.
     "I want to draw this rat out.  I need a bit of cheese." growled Raoul.
     "Then let it be me." spoke the legendary Bard, Master Janos, who stepped out of
the shadows.  "He asked many questions about all three of us.  Let us see if he will
strike again."
     "I'll bea with you." grumbled Darzon.  "We can't make it look too obvious."
     "So be it." said Raoul.  "This is what we will do...."

         + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ A Tale of Two Cities #3 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Chimlevtal:

     The Icelord faced Lord Kinnishan.  "Your adviser says that you know something of
the monsters who have taken my sword-brother Bosk."
     "Besides the fact that he will make them regret having presumed so?"  The ruler
of Chimlevtal smiled faintly, then sobered.  "Yes.  Chimlevtal is a twinned city."
     "Many of the older Alastarian cities are twinned," Shau'nin murmured.  "Fratsfa,
Valamantis, Monuntial, Zuwayza...."
     Kinnishan made a dismissing gesture.  "True, but they do not concern us at this
time.  Our concern is that on the other side of a dimensional barrier which is
becoming thinner every day is the city of Carestos.  And someone in Carestos is
dispatching monsters to Chimlevtal to sow disorder--"
     "That may be one reason, but I am sure it is not so simple as that," Shau'nin
said.
     "Perhaps the ruler of this other city," The Icelord said.  Despite his
preoccupation with Bosk, the situation intrigued him.  The possibilities inherent in
the twinning of a city--if it was more than the linking of two cities inherently
different--were many and complex.  He had never encountered such a situation, but
there had been certain legends....
     "No."  Another thin smile flickered across Kinnishan's face.  "I rule Carestos
as I do Chimlevtal, and I assure you that I have dispatched no monsters through the
barrier."
     The Icelord frowned.  "Can you not divest yourself of one city or the other?
The strain of--"
     "Abandon my responsibility to one city?  No."  The man's face turned reflective.
"And if I did, it would be Chimlevtal I would turn my back on--not that I want to.
Chimlevtal is more than five hundred years old, and my family has ruled it from the 
beginning.  Carestos is much older.  Legend says that it was an ancestor of mine who
laid the first stones together on the point above Carestos Bay, that he was half
merchant, half pirate, and he knew a good harbor when he saw one."  With a small
gesture, Kinnishan shook off memory.  "There are people in Carestos, and elsewhere in
that world, who would bring me down by cutting at Chimlevtal.  They either don't know
or don't care that if one city falls, the other must also."
     The Icelord nodded slowly.  "And you can't close the barrier between the cities,
because that, too, would have catastrophic consequences in both cities."
     Shau'nin Snowbeard made a slight movement, as though he could have said
something but decided not to.
     Kinnishan gave a bark of laughter.  "See how restrained my counselor is?  He has
long been urging on me a course of action to end this situation, but it is one I
cannot follow with any confidence of success, and so will not follow unless I have no
choice."
     The Icelord looked at the old Adantri, then shook his head and returned to his
immediate concern.  "Where does Bosk fit into this?"
     Kinnishan glanced at Shau'nin and raised an eyebrow.
     "The gate through which the monster came and departed, bearing the High Lord
Bosk away with him, bore the mark of Old Night."
     "As I suspected.  So far as I have been able to determine," Kinnishan said, "all
the gates which open in and around Chimlevtal at this end open in and around Carestos
at the other end.  So your friend must have been taken there, even if he might be
later moved--or go on his own--somewhere else in that other world."
     The Icelord nodded.  He had already figured that out.  And right now, he didn't
need more history, he needed useful facts.  "By the 'mark of Old Night' you mean the
tentacled shadow on the stone?"
     "Yes.  The power that opened that gate and made all possible will have come from
one of the gods of Old Night.  Though not the darkest powers in that world, they are
hostile to the champions of Light.  Directly or indirectly, they are the enemies of
good order in Carestos, and thus my enemies."
     "Accepted," The Icelord growled.  "But--"
     "And one who works against them is by definition my ally.  As all in Carestos
will know:  this will affect the reaction of people to your quest for your companion.
And if you are going to be burdened with my enemies--all of them--you may as well
have the aid of all of my allies."  Kinnishan pulled a medallion from around his neck
and handed it to the Polarian mage.  "This will open doors for you in Carestos.  More
importantly, it will open the mouths of people with information, and the purses of
the wealthy, as well, if you should have need."
     Finally, something useful, but he had lost time.  The Icelord stood.
     Shau'nin stood also.  "You cannot use the same gate through which Lord Bosk was
taken," he said.
     "The delay hasn't helped," The Icelord agreed coldly.
     "Not because of that.  That gate was and has always been opened only by the
consent of the gods of Old Night.  If you could gain their consent, or simply forced
the gate without it, you would be tainted by the spirit of Old Night, which I do not
recommend," the old Adantri said.  He held up a hand to forestall protest.  "Do not
think of breaking the rules of that other world before you even know what those rules
are.  You cannot make use of the artifacts and powers of those dark gods without
falling under their shadow.  It is a fundamental law of that world.  You must use a
different gate."
     "That gate would take me directly to Bosk--"
     "It might not.  It is the nature of such gates that while one end must have a
fixed location, the other need not--the other end is under the control of whoever
opened it.  I don't for one moment suppose that anyone able to command the gate and
the creatures who came through it would be so foolish as to leave the other end set
on his own sanctum."
     The Icelord was silent for several minutes, savagely looking for a flaw in the
logic.  Given that what Shau'nin had said was true of the laws of that other world,
there was no flaw.  He would have to go to this Carestos and then search.  One
advantage he did have in that he would not be searching for a stranger.  Bosk was his
blood brother, and the bond between them would be like a compass.  "You must have one
or more gates within your control," he said to Kinnishan, "and gates which leave no
taint on those who use them.  I will go through one of them.  Now."
     Kinnishan nodded.  "Show him, Shau'nin."

Somewhere near Carestos:

     Bosk paced the small cell, swearing, but his mind wasn't on his words.  He was
grappling with his problem:  where he was, why, and how to get out.  He knew that The
Icelord would be looking for him, but it was not in the gnome's character to wait
passively to be rescued.
     He arranged what facts he had and looked at them.  He had been taken through an
interdimensional gate by a monster under the control of a magician.  Okay, fine.  It
wouldn't be the first time that had happened, and every other time, anyone daring to
shanghai him had regretted it in the end.
     He was apparently supposed to lead some gnomes in a battle against goblins.
Normally, that would have been a totally acceptable prospect.  He was a gnome
himself, and he'd never met a goblin he would hesitate to kill.  But was Gorsh really
a gnome?  Squat, ugly, rude, and unclean....  Bosk was reluctant to concede gnome-
hood to the offensive fellow, and yet...did he have a choice?  Washed and silent, he
would pass in gnomish society.
     Before Bosk could move on to the next point, he heard footsteps in the corridor
leading to his cell.  Soft, rather furtive-sounding.  He couldn't see anyone, because
the corridor was dark save for a torch opposite his cell, and it had a bend in it,
but surely anyone coming from Gorsh would carry a light.  So either it was someone
coming to rescue him--and he didn't know anybody here--or it was someone coming to
kill him before he could lead the gnomes against the goblins.
     A walking bundle of rags emerged into the light.  Bosk's mouth tightened.  The
magician who had commanded the demon that brought him here.
     "I have a proposition for you, warrior-gnome," the creature whispered.
     "You already had a proposition for me," Bosk growled.  "Work for Gorsh--"
     "No, that is Gorsh's idea.  Mine is different.  I needed him to pay for the gate
and the demons, but his plan is foolishness."  The mage cackled.  "A rat had as well
plan to overwhelm a pride of lions.  Forget Gorsh.  *I* brought you here, and I am
the one who can send you back...or not.  And I have need of a hero."  Again the
cackle.  "That is not something that one finds among the gnomes of this tribe!"
     Bosk had a pretty good idea where this was going and crossed his arms over his
chest.  "I suppose there's some treasure to be found, guardians to be fought, that
kind of thing."  He sighed, making it clear that this was an old story to him, which
in truth it was.  "Suppose I would rather stay and help Gorsh fight his goblins?"
     A shifting of the rags suggested that the creature had shrugged.  "Then you will
die, and I will have to look elsewhere for my hero.  This will be tedious, but I have
time.  And with so many gnomes dying, I will be able to dedicate enough blood to the
Old One to pay for another search, another hero."  There was a pause.  "If you are
concerned about the lives of Gorsh's miserable gnomes, then help ME.  Few gnomes will
die then, because without a leader, their pitiful army will run rather than fight."
     The thought of working with this creature was repugnant, but he needed as many
facts as possible.  "And what happens to ME if I take your job?" he asked.  "I find
the treasure for you, and you let me go, send me back to Chimlevtal?"  His voice
dripped skepticism.
     "But of course!"
     "You'd trust me to find your treasure and bring it to you?" Bosk pressed.
     "There would be some insurance, of course," the magician whispered.  "I am not a
fool, nor are you--surely you expect me to protect my interests!  A little geas,
nothing to trouble an honest man--"
     Bosk leaped forward with a yell, arms thrusting between the bars of the cell.
"No one questions my word!" he roared.  "No one compels me!"
     The mage skipped back, but not fast enough.  Bosk's hand closed on cloth that
felt like living hide, and an arm as thin and hard as a bone.  The mage's other hand,
more like a bird's claw than anything gnomish or human, appeared and began to sketch
glowing symbols in the air.

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Chimlevtal and Carestos:

     Shau'nin Snowbeard led the way deeper into the mass of the citadel.  The 
passages might have been part of a maze, twisting and branching, passing through 
doors both obvious and concealed.  The Icelord sensed the presence of magic at 
several points, no doubt there were wards that were only suppressed by the presence 
of the counselor.  He could have gotten through them unaided, but it was as well that 
he didn't have to.  He had a feeling that he would need all his strength of will and 
body and magic soon enough.
     The Gate, when they came to it, was an ordinary-looking door in the side wall of 
a hall, and The Icelord wondered how many other doors they had passed had been Gates.  
There was enough background magic here to have concealed the presence of an inactive 
Gate, even from him.
     The old Adantri touched several points on the door and its frame.  No doubt the 
sequence was significant, and The Icelord memorized it automatically.  It was 
unlikely that he would need to open this Gate from this side himself, but you never 
knew when such knowledge might be vital.
     On the other side was another hallway much like the one they stood in here.  
"This is under the citadel in Carestos," Shau'nin said.  "To the right you approach 
the occupied parts of the citadel, but there are warded doorways that must be passed.  
To the left the passage emerges on a back street between small shops.  There is a 
ward there, too, of course--we can't have just anyone wandering into this hall!  But 
the medallion Lord Kinnishan gave you will get you past that and into the street.  
The shop to the right of the exit is a pawnshop, the owner, Pagadar, is a man who can 
be trusted.  He will not take action, but he can provide information on many 
subjects.  To the left is Drusha's Cafe; you will find men of action there.  Not all 
of them are reliable, but Drusha can steer you to the good ones, if she cares to.  
She is... notional."  The old man stepped through the doorway, waving The Icelord 
forward.  "Beyond this point, you must rely on your own judgment and ability more 
than anything.  May the Dragon guard your path."  He bowed and returned to the 
Chimlevtal side of the Gate, which closed behind him.

Somewhere near Carestos:

     The body in Bosk's grip stiffened suddenly, then collapsed into rags and air.  
His fist tightened on the tattered cloth automatically while he assessed the changes 
situation.  Someone had come up behind the magician and stabbed the creature in the 
back.  This magician was not someone Bosk would mourn, and he was sure he could find 
some other way home, but the assassin was bound to feel that he--no, it was a she--
was owed a favor.
     He examined his rescuer critically.  A sturdy-built woman, short, swarthy and 
dark-haired, with broad features.  Her brown-black hair grew down the sides of her 
face to her jawline like sideburns--braided sideburns--but she had no beard or sign 
of one.  She was dressed in plain, dark leather and wore two visible daggers besides 
the one in the magician's back.  She might be a gnome, but there was something a 
little off; he couldn't decide what it was, exactly.
     She was returning his scrutiny just as critically.  "They tell me you're a 
gnome."  Her voice was deep for a woman, and skeptical.
     "I am a gnome."  He didn't like the doubt in her yellow eyes.  "What are you?"
     "A goblin, of course.  And if you were an ordinary gnome, I'd've let that one--" 
a gesture at the residue of the magician, "feed you to his demons."  She scowled.  
"But the word is that Gorsh plans to use you to rally his rabble against us.  That 
could prolong the war and postpone the inevitable defeat of the Gorshalk until many 
had died.  On both sides, mind you!  So we decided to get you out of Gorsh's hands."
     Bosk noted that the woman hadn't come within reach yet and was making no move to 
unlock the door of his cell--if she could.  And he still needed information, if he 
was going to act sensibly.  "Can you or your people send me home?"
     "I cannot," she admitted, "nor any goblin I'd deal with.  The blood-price for 
opening a Gate the fast way is too high, and there's no time right now for the slow 
methods."
     "So how are you going to 'get me out of Gorsh's hands'?" he asked.  "Kill me?"
     "If I must, but we would prefer to simply get you out of this warren and have 
you go somewhere else on your own."
     "What, you don't want me to lead YOUR side of the war, or perform some other 
little errand?"
     Her lip curled.  "What true goblin would follow a gnome?"  Her scowl deepened.  
"Though you are unlike any gnome I've ever seen.  Cleaner, for one thing.  And 
blond... I've never seen a blond gnome, or heard of one.  Still... we just want you 
out of the whole matter."
     "How do you propose to KEEP me out of it, once I'm free?"
     "You will give us your word, sworn by your gods and ours."
     "I'll have to think about it," Bosk said.  It was true that he didn't want to 
get involved in some war he knew nothing about, and he did want out of this dungeon.  
But to accept the help of a goblin, and to swear not to aid gnomes....  And he was 
sure that The Icelord was coming and would get him out if he didn't go along with 
this goblin woman, although he hated the thought of waiting--
     "Think fast," she advised.  "Gorsh will be coming for his answer soon."

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

The fine free press of this city did not print my DM column last turn, so I will say
it again:  "Vini Vidi Vici."

Your Humble Duelmaster,
Greyscales
Council of Lords

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, CHIMLEVTAL?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, LORDS OF VALHALLA, since 
AVENGERS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  UNFIT TO BE ORCS 
turned their 4-1-0 turn into a 13th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better 
than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, but 
don't get cocky, THE STORMBRINGERS, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are 
proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see MERCURIAL MADMAN win a fight 
and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, ULTHAR THUUNE beat SUM-R SQUASH and SUM-R 
SQUASH lost 15 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  GREYSCALES challenged SALEM for 
CHIMLEVTAL's Title this turn, and guess what happened?  And if variety is the spice 
of life, CHIMLEVTAL may be getting bland, as GREYSCALES stays top dog in the city.  
I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know 
what's new, don't you, CHIMLEVTAL?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  NUMBERS 
GAME, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care 
to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like STORMWATCH avoided them the 
most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, EDOM was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego 
swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  A big yahoo goes out to TORNADO this turn, for 
revenging AVENGERS' bloodfeud against DARQUE FORCES' warrior ENDOR.  Heh, heh, heh.  
It's about time RAPTOR got beat for picking on warriors like JARL FORKBEARD.  Bravo, 
THE STORMGUARDS.  See you at The Mourngrym Inn and Tavern.  Not that I'll be buying 
the drinks, but I'll be glad to see STEPHEN and THE STORMBRINGERS at The Mourngrym 
Inn and Tavern tonight celebrating their bloodfeud victory over A-SPEAR-O-GUTS.  
We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you 
sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of CHIMLEVTAL.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the back 
of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREYSCALES 4917              24  16  0   128       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELM HAMMERHAND 5025         22  12  0   123       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
 SPATHA 4996                  23  12  2   119       SOL INVICTUS (469)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRIVATE ROOM 3620            17  11  0   114       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 ZARENDARGAR 4888             20  21  2   107       OVERLORDS (509)
 DOOM HAMMER 3566             21  32  2   105       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
 TORNADO 1439                 19  22  1   105       AVENGERS (146)
-EMPTY ROLL 4823              22  14  0   101       TOILET GHOSTS (516)
 WARGASM 1557                 19  17  1   101       AVENGERS (146)
-NINJATO 5244                 18   9  3    95       SAMURAI KIDS II (551)
 COMMANDER SPUD 5149           9   5  1    95       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 BRILLIANT ORANGE 4961        13  11  1    94       UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
 KIRKEN TUORNIN 4849          19  18  2    93       THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
 IT FELT GOOD 5093            14   7  0    92       WHY DID I DO IT (540)
 FALCATA 5405                  7   2  1    92       SOL INVICTUS (469)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALEM 5222                   11   9  0    88       DARQUE FORCES (422)
-BARTOFELES 5173              13  10  2    86       THE STORMGUARDS (78)
 AI 5347                      10   7  0    84       DARQUE FORCES (422)
 RAUNI 5035                   16  13  0    82       SOL INVICTUS (469)
 ENDOR 5275                   11   8  1    82       DARQUE FORCES (422)
 PSYCH MAJOR 5018             10   8  2    79       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-HORAGALLES 5212               8   6  1    78       SOL INVICTUS (469)
-STICKY SEAT 4817             13   4  1    76       TOILET GHOSTS (516)
-BIJIN 5238                   11   8  1    76       SAMURAI KIDS II (551)
 MANI 5102                    13  15  3    74       SOL INVICTUS (469)
 WAS DRUNK 5094               12   9  0    72       WHY DID I DO IT (540)
 VENGEANCE 4369               11  14  2    71       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
-BAMBOO 5235                  10   6  3    70       SAMURAI KIDS II (551)
 JARL FORKBEARD 5280          14   5  0    68       THE STORMGUARDS (78)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALLEIGHT 5128               13  10  1    66       THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
 SNOWFLAKE ANGEL 3438          6   1  2    64       STORMLORD BASTARDS (394)
 ANDERS DIEMED 5174            8  11  0    62       THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
 MERCURIAL MADMAN 5352         4   2  2    62       UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
 DAMHAIN THE SATYR 5197       14   8  0    60       OVERLORDS (509)
 SVEIN FORKBEARD 5187         12  11  2    59       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
 THRALL 5074                  10   6  0    58       THE STORM REAVERS (408)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAPTOR 4594                  10  12  1    56       THE CANUCKS (58)
 EDOM 5465                     5   2  0    52       DARQUE FORCES (422)
-QATAR CLUB HAMMER 5320        6   3  0    51       AH NOW KLK HAMMERZ (554)
 VALKYRIE 5351                11   6  0    50       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
-ICE SLAYER HAMMER 5322        5   5  1    45       AH NOW KLK HAMMERZ (554)
 SHE MADE ME 5421              5   4  0    42       WHY DID I DO IT (540)
 WULFGAR 5281                  9  10  0    41       STORMWATCH (440)
 FRED 4434                     5   1  0    40       4-LETTER FRUIT BATS (487)
 DUST MITE 5390                5   1  0    39       UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
 JOHN 4433                     4   1  0    38       4-LETTER FRUIT BATS (487)
 PAPER CUT KING 5211           5   5  0    36       UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
 BANSHEE 5462                  5   2  1    34       THE CANUCKS (58)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULTHAR URUV 5409              8   3  2    33       OVERLORDS (509)
 ULTHAR XANDO 5407             7   5  0    33       STORMWATCH (440)
 ULTHAR THUUNE 5411            6   5  2    33       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
 LOWLY WORM 5383               4   9  0    33       AVENGERS (146)
 PROFESSOR PHREEZE 3441        3   2  1    31       STORMLORD BASTARDS (394)
 TARL CABOT 5475               3   3  0    31       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
-TEN-TON TESSIE 5455           6   1  1    30       NUMBERS GAME (403)
-11TH COMMANDMENT 5453         2   3  1    30       NUMBERS GAME (403)
 KATANA 5420                   4   4  0    29       AVENGERS (146)
 ULTHAR ES 5418                4   6  0    28       STORMWATCH (440)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TICHONDRIOUS 5129             5   8  2    27       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
 KRYSTAL ICEBLADE 3442         3   3  0    27       STORMLORD BASTARDS (394)
 POSEIDONIS 5540               2   0  1    27       AVENGERS (146)
-BRING PAIN HAMMER 5464        3   3  0    26       AH NOW KLK HAMMERZ (554)
 NABUCA 5369                   5  10  0    25       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
-100 GRAND 5454                4   1  0    25       NUMBERS GAME (403)
 GERI 5473                     5   1  0    24       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
 STEPHEN 5460                  5   3  0    24       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GROM HELLSCREAM 5379          4   6  1    23       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
 ULTHAR JARVA 5417             4   6  0    22       OVERLORDS (509)
 RENEGADE 5400                 3   7  1    21       THE CANUCKS (58)
 MAD MONKEYMAN 5472            2   1  0    21       UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
-TIDY BOWL MAN 4816            3   9  2    20       TOILET GHOSTS (516)
-BISENTO 5476                  3   1  0    20       SAMURAI KIDS II (551)
-DAVE BOWMAN 4190              1   1  0    20       2001 (465)
-MAJOR PAIN 5463               2   1  0    18       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-HOT TEMPER HAMMER 5321        4   5  0    17       AH NOW KLK HAMMERZ (554)
-WATER SPLASH 4911             2   2  1    17       TOILET GHOSTS (516)
 SUM-R SQUASH 3148             3   4  0    16       VEGGIE PACK (369)
 A-SPEAR-O-GUTS 3151           2   5  2    16       VEGGIE PACK (369)
-MISS BLIZZ 3440               2   2  0    13       STORMLORD BASTARDS (394)
-ANNE 4432                     2   2  0    12       4-LETTER FRUIT BATS (487)
-FANTASTIC FLAN 5526           1   0  0    12       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 SPUD-A-RONI 5466              1   2  0    12       VEGGIE PACK (369)
-RICHARD 4435                  1   3  0    12       4-LETTER FRUIT BATS (487)
 ULL STORMHELM 5559            1   0  0    11       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
 STEEL DRAGON 5541             2   0  0    10       THE CANUCKS (58)
 FLASHMAN 5561                 1   0  0    10       THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
 DISCOVERY 4194                1   0  0     9       2001 (465)
-VIP SECTION 5531              1   0  0     7       ALL NIGHT LONG (570)
-MYTHIC MACAROON 5525          1   0  0     7       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 ULTHAR XZORSH 5477            1   4  0     7       THE STORMGUARDS (78)
 TOMATO-PURE-A 5458            1   3  0     6       VEGGIE PACK (369)
 ULTHAR STORMHELM 5556         1   0  0     5       THE STORMGUARDS (78)
-MUD SLIDE 4910                0   4  0     4       TOILET GHOSTS (516)
 YZRYX THE YETI 5500           0   4  0     4       OVERLORDS (509)
 TERROR 5542                   0   2  0     2       THE CANUCKS (58)
 BOSORN 5539                   0   2  0     2       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
 RICKERT 5538                  0   2  0     2       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
 BOTRYTIS CINEREA 5560         0   1  0     1       VEGGIE PACK (369)
 ULTHAR AESIR 5558             0   1  0     1       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
-19TH HOLE 5503                0   1  0     1       NUMBERS GAME (403)
 ULTHAR THYDRIM 5557           0   1  0     1       THE STORMGUARDS (78)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
WHITE NOISE 3048       7  5 2 AVENGERS 146          ENDOR 5275            254 JUST REV
FREKI 5474             1  4 0 LORDS OF VALHALLA 508 TEN-TON TESSIE 5455   255         
LOVE POTION #9 5151    8 12 0 NUMBERS GAME 403      BARTOFELES 5173       253 REVENGED
FUDO KEN 5501          0  2 0 SAMURAI KIDS II 551   WATER SPLASH 4911     254         
ULTHAR BARSOOM 5509    1  1 0 THE STORMBRINGERS 359 A-SPEAR-O-GUTS 3151   255 JUST REV
FAOLAN AP GRYFFY 5152 16  9 1 THE STORMGUARDS 78    FALCATA 5405          255         
ULTHAR ZAAR 5414       6  3 0 THE STORMGUARDS 78    RAPTOR 4594           255 JUST REV
BONE GOLEM 5468        1  6 0 STORMWATCH 440        STONE GOLEM 361       256 NONE    
ULTHAR YVARRG 5535     1  1 0 STORMWATCH 440        POSEIDONIS 5540       256         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Chimlevtal -- We just thought we would stop by and see how this great arena is doing.
As usual, Chimlevtal is where the action is!  Good luck to all! -- Pulverizer, mgr.
of Veggie Pack

High Lord Bosk -- Sorry about Ulthar Barsoom!  A-Spear-O-Guts is a barbarian.  I have
nothing but respect for you and the entire COL.  Good fortunes to you! -- Pulverizer

The Icelord -- Hello.  Good to see you're keeping the history of the arena alive.  I
don't know who this "casual observer" is, but if he can't even sign his name, he must
be a nobody.  Good fortunes! -- Pulverizer

Bartofeles -- Who is this "casual observer?"  Someone who can't sign their ads?  A
nobody?  I thought so.  Your personal to Terrible Two was hysterical! -- Pulverizer

COL -- Do not worry, the Vendetta Cartel and my teams have no alliance.  Call it a
mutual satisfaction in watching your winning percentage go south. -- D. Noble

Bartofeles -- That's twice you've escaped the grave--let's see if the third time is
the charm.  Your alliance mates are lucky that I got my invite to the Isle--or it
would have been a steady diet of "Terrible Two" for your crew--and rest assured, I'm
way past my "expert" rating in skill areas--unlike you.  Hopefully, you'll meet the
same fate as Freki I and II did--if my prayers are answered it will be from the blade
of one of the VC (if not from me next turn).  I'll be in 100 if you ever want to
battle, and I'm sure you don't. -- Terrible Two
P.S.  Tell Icelord that Freki III is on the short list of warriors to slay
P.P.S.  Not only did I make it back from the tourney--I made it back as a tournament
victor, something you could NEVER be.  Then I whupped you again--soon to be a third
time.

Icelord -- You and Bosk have been running two teams in here forever.  Now that I
exercise the same right you did to bring other teams here--you belittle my move to
even things up by saying "I'll outspend rather than outgame you"!  I guess I got
lucky and outgamed your group as I went 5-0-1 against the COL last turn here?  Get
used to being "luckily outgamed". -- D. Noble

RTR -- Wow--I'm glad your bosses kept the leash on you.  How about this idea--give in
to the dark side, don't deny your urges and challenge me!  Better yet--I'll challenge
you! -- D. Noble
P.S.  I'm not sure what cowardly actions you speak of.  I get called out--I show up.
People think they can impose their will and bully me with words and deeds, I talk and
fight back.  The only thing I did in Arvat was write a spotlight (albeit in poor
judgement).  I've lived up to that mistake and learned from it (I even asked Doc
Steele if I could write about he and his warrior before I actually did it).  Now
let's see if the COL can learn from theirs.

Congrats to the four TVs from Chimlevtal--and our almost TV from Military Mayhem! --
D. Noble

Greyscales -- Congrats on retaining the title!  You've denied it to the Criers and
have been our champion twice as long as Tremblin Two.  Well done.  (Too bad they
didn't print your DM column last turn.) -- The Stormguards

RTR -- Of course Sensei Jan sat out Bijinn four straight turns to avoid our BF.
Destitute N likes to do it too.  Guess they can't cry if/when we try that "strategy."
-- The Stormguards

Destitute N. -- Actually what is pathetic is your attempt to turn this issue into how
"noble" you are and how "bad" I am.  You are the Cheshire cat.  You hide from BFs.
You flame people and then get your buddies to nod their heads in agreement that you

are the aggrieved party.  You invite all managers to come to Arvat and then cry when
Bosk shows up.  Pathetic.  Keep passing that kool-aid to your friends.  We know the
real story. -- The Icelord

Destitute N. -- Are you sure you didn't have someone read those fights to you? -- The
Icelord (Napulak owned you.  Get over it and get on with life.  You should not speak
of honor as you have none.)

"Casual Observer" -- How pathetic you are.  Can't sign your name or are you just
Destitute N blowing smoke? -- The Icelord

"Casual Observer" -- Or is that Desperate Noble?  Since you can't sign your name we
all know your words, like you, mean nothing. <lol> -- Bartofeles

Bobby Bigfoot -- Ouch!  That hurts.  Faolan AP Gryffydd was 11(1)-13-11-17-11-11-11
PS.  He has been returned to Polaris with honors.  His Uncle, The Stormguard Lord
Protector Ciaran Ap Gruffydd, served as Honor Guard.  There are some young warriors
in the clan who are now asking to join The Stormguards.  Expect a BF. -- The Icelord

The Canucks -- Ouch!  Not cool.  Ulthar Zaar has been returned to Polaris with
honors.  Expect a BF. -- The Stormguards

The Icelord and High Lord Bosk -- Pay no attention to this sissy, Destitute Noble.
He can dish it out but can't take it.  I expect 3-4 of his buddies to show up to
protect him any turn now. -- RTR

Destitute Noble -- What was that?  You said "I am tiring of it."  <flexing right
biceps and giving you a wink>  Come on over here and try to do something about it,
little golden boy. -- RTR

VC -- How interesting a development is this?  Destitute N rolls into town and his 15
warriors are running interference for you and sharing info.  You guys have got to be
loving this! -- RTR (bring on the thunder)

Greyscales -- Well done to you and High Lord Bosk! -- RTR

"Casual Observer" -- Can't sign your personal ads?  What a pud.  You're either a
coward, Destitute Noble or both. -- RTR

The Stormguards -- I am breaking my ban on personal ads in order to send you my
condolences on the death of Faolan Ap Gryffyd.  When I ordered Falcata to challenge
him, I was looking for skills and a small chance to win, not a kill.  As a courtesy
to your guild, I am informing you that I plan to keep Falcata active for the next
four cycles.
     Strength and courage in this life, echo into the afterlife.  For Sol Invictus
and Chimlevtal -- Bobby Bigfoot

4 August 2005
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Announcement You Have All Been Waiting For Is Here!!!!!!!!

ZalCon3...The Rebirth!!!!!!! 

The Rules Are Simple, The Prizes Are Awesome, The Competition Fierce!

Where:  Dullens (DM13)  When:  October 8th, 2005

The Rules:
Every Manager Must DA Their Entire Team On The First Turn They Enter The Contest.
All Warriors DA'd In This Manner MUST Be At Zero FE And May Fight In The Contest If
They Live.  The Style Of The Warrior Must Be Present In The Name In A Non Ambiguous
Manner, Standard Abbreviations Accepted.  Scoring Starts On The 3rd Turn Of The

Contest Which Will Also Be The First Turn After The October Mail In.  Dead Warriors
May Be Entered From The Contest To Dead Apprentices ONLY--And With Zero FE!!!!!  All
Living Warriors May Be Entered Into Rookies or Apprentices For The October Mail In.

Scoring:
 1 Point For Each Win.
 1 Point For Each Kill.
-1 Point For Each Loss.
-1 Point For Each Death.

Categories:
Ultimate Style Master:  Warrior Of Any Style With The Most Style Master Points.
Top Team:  Team With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
Top Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Team:  Team With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
Style Master:  Warrior With The Most Points Vs. Style In Each Style At The End Of The
               Contest.
Warrior Top 11:  Next 10 Top Point Gaining Warriors At The End Of The Contest.
Iron Manager:  Any Manager With 100 Fights During The Contest (20 Turns Plus 2 Pre
               Turns).
***Special Category*** An Additional Top Team Award Will Be Granted For Each 5 Iron
Manager Awards Starting At 6.

Prizes:
Ultimate Style Master, Top Team, Top Warrior:  +1 To Bonus, Damage Bump, Free Train
                                              Or Learn 2 Skills, Favorites Knowledge.
MVP Team And MVP Warrior:  20 Rollups.
Style Master:  +1 To Bonus.
Warrior Top 11:  Free Train Or Learn 2 Skills. 
Iron Manager:  +1 To Bonus.

Please Contact Zalgor Prigg Via Diplo (Armor & Weapons DM102) or Email
(zalgor@hotmail.com) Should You Have Any Questions Or Wish A Free Team Rollup To Dark
Arena On Turn 1.

Disclaimer:  All Prizes Are To Be Used On Contest Team Only And Are Non Transferable.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BONE GOLEM was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TORNADO devastated ENDOR in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
JARL FORKBEARD narrowly defeated RAPTOR in a 4 minute expert's Bloodfeud fight.
GREYSCALES overpowered SALEM in a 5 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
ZARENDARGAR devastated AI in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
BRILLIANT ORANGE bested RAUNI in a 3 minute master's Challenge match.
PSYCH MAJOR was handily defeated by WARGASM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
WULFGAR won victory over KATANA in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
TARL CABOT was vanquished by EDOM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
VALKYRIE won victory over SHE MADE ME in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
DUST MITE overcame ULTHAR ES in a 1 minute gory Challenge bout.
MAD MONKEYMAN demolished ULTHAR XZORSH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
YZRYX THE YETI was overcome by STEEL DRAGON in a 4 minute novice's Challenge contest.
SPUD-A-RONI demolished BOSORN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
ULTHAR YVARRG was easily killed by POSEIDONIS in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
HELM HAMMERHAND vanquished KIRKEN TUORNIN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
SPATHA narrowly defeated DOOM HAMMER in a 3 minute master's brawl.
COMMANDER SPUD bested VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
VENGEANCE was demolished by IT FELT GOOD in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
FALCATA overcame ANDERS DIEMED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
SNOWFLAKE ANGEL overpowered BANSHEE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WAS DRUNK subdued DAMHAIN THE SATYR in a 2 minute expert's bout.
THRALL was viciously subdued by MANI in a popular 3 minute brutal master's fray.
SVEIN FORKBEARD was overpowered by CALLEIGHT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ULTHAR XANDO was luckily beaten by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute fight.
PAPER CUT KING was viciously subdued by FRED in a popular 7 minute brutal fight.
MERCURIAL MADMAN unbelievably bested PROFESSOR PHREEZE in a 2 minute uneven bout.
NABUCA was beaten by KRYSTAL ICEBLADE in a 2 minute fray.
TICHONDRIOUS was overpowered by JOHN in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
ULTHAR JARVA was overpowered by LOWLY WORM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SUM-R SQUASH was overpowered by ULTHAR THUUNE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ULTHAR URUV defeated RENEGADE in a 2 minute fight.
GROM HELLSCREAM beat TOMATO-PURE-A in a 2 minute brutal veteran vs. beginner bout.
GERI devastated TERROR in a crowd pleasing 6 minute one-sided duel.
STEPHEN subdued A-SPEAR-O-GUTS in a 3 minute match.
RICKERT was devastated by ULL STORMHELM in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DISCOVERY defeated ULTHAR AESIR in a 1 minute novice's match.
ULTHAR STORMHELM overcame BOTRYTIS CINEREA in a 4 minute gory beginner's match.
ULTHAR THYDRIM was overpowered by FLASHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         TOTAL PARRY       71 -  52 -  3      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         WALL OF STEEL     37 -  28 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   8 -  2      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   42 -  44 -  3      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-STRIKE      34 -  36 -  3      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    56 -  61 -  9      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         AIMED BLOW        35 -  39 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  40 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   71 -  99 -  5      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  14 -  0      39  |

Turn 256 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    7 - 12         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GREYSCALES 4917            24  16  0  128 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
STRIKING ATTACK  HELM HAMMERHAND 5025       22  12  0  123 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
WALL OF STEEL    SPATHA 4996                23  12  2  119 SOL INVICTUS (469)
BASHING ATTACK   WARGASM 1557               19  17  1  101 AVENGERS (146)
LUNGING ATTACK   BRILLIANT ORANGE 4961      13  11  1   94 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAUNI 5035                 16  13  0   82 SOL INVICTUS (469)
PARRY-STRIKE     ENDOR 5275                 11   8  1   82 DARQUE FORCES (422)
PARRY-LUNGE      CALLEIGHT 5128             13  10  1   66 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
SLASHING ATTACK  MERCURIAL MADMAN 5352       4   2  2   62 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ZARENDARGAR 4888.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PAPER CUT KING 5211.  The ten other most popular fighters were TERROR 5542, 
RAPTOR 4594, SHE MADE ME 5421, FRED 4434, MANI 5102, TORNADO 1439, JARL FORKBEARD 
5280, DOOM HAMMER 3566, IT FELT GOOD 5093, and A-SPEAR-O-GUTS 3151.

The least popular fighter this week was GERI 5473.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ULTHAR THYDRIM 5557, RICKERT 5538, SUM-R SQUASH 3148, ULTHAR JARVA 
5417, TICHONDRIOUS 5129, SVEIN FORKBEARD 5187, DAMHAIN THE SATYR 5197, BANSHEE 5462, 
ANDERS DIEMED 5174, and BOSORN 5539.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GREYSCALES (31-4917) THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
SPATHA (31-4996) SOL INVICTUS (469)
DOOM HAMMER (31-3566) THE STORM REAVERS (408)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TERRIBLE TWO (31-5195) NUMBERS GAME (403)