DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/03/2006 Duedate: 06/30/2006
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM-31 TURN-266
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JARL FORKBEARD
THE STORMGUARDS (78)
(31-5280) [24-5-1,127]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JARL FORKBEARD BEAR
THE STORMGUARDS (78) THE ANIMALS (574)
(31-5280) [24-5-1,127] (31-5577) [6-3-1,36]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WARGASM ULTHAR ES
AVENGERS (146) STORMWATCH (440)
(31-1557) [23-19-1,93] (31-5418) [10-10-0,60]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SOL INVICTUS (469)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SOL INVICTUS (469) 74
2. VINCERE AUT MORI (564) 48 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
3. MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 36 Unchartered Team
4. BUSHMASTERS (164) 34
5. THE ANIMALS (574) 34 BLACKGUARD (584)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 3 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) 181 92 16 66.3 1/ 6 SOL INVICTUS (469) 12 2 1
2/ 2 VOODOO ZOO ETC. (42) 43 23 5 65.2 2/ 4 DARQUE FORCES (422) 11 4 0
3/ 4 DEVIL'S MAYHEM (580) 49 27 1 64.5 3/ 1 STORMWATCH (440) 11 4 0
4/ 6 SOL INVICTUS (469) 151 116 17 56.6 4/ 5 THE STORMGUARDS (78) 9 5 0
5/ 9 SHERMANS STABLE (578) 40 31 1 56.3 5/17 BUSHMASTERS (164) 8 6 1
6/ 5 4-LETTER FRUIT BAT (487) 18 14 1 56.3 6/ 7 OVERLORDS (509) 8 6 1
7/ 8 NUMBERS GAME (403) 269 216 17 55.5 7/ 2 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508) 8 7 0
8/ 7 THE STORMGUARDS (78) 655 527 26 55.4 8/11 SHERMANS STABLE (578) 7 4 0
9/10 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 (378) 320 266 12 54.6 9/ 3 THE STORMBRINGERS (359) 7 8 1
10/11 BUSHMASTERS (164) 178 152 10 53.9 10/13*CLUB DV8 (575) 6 9 1
11/12 WHY DID I DO IT (540) 63 55 5 53.4 11/10 SAMURAI KIDS II (551) 6 9 0
12/13 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508) 228 202 12 53.0 12/27*VINCERE AUT MORI (564) 5 5 1
13/14 DARQUE FORCES (422) 195 175 10 52.7 13/ 9 NUMBERS GAME (403) 5 6 0
14/15 SAMURAI KIDS II (551) 125 114 11 52.3 14/ 8 AVENGERS (146) 5 7 1
15-16*CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572) 15 14 1 51.7 15/14 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 5 10 0
16-17 LOONY TOONS (206) 189 180 15 51.2 16/25*THE ANIMALS (574) 5 10 0
17-18 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 240 232 17 50.8 17-18*CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572) 4 1 0
18/19 THE STORMBRINGERS (359) 374 371 29 50.2 18/15 WHY DID I DO IT (540) 4 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/20 OVERLORDS (509) 400 400 25 50.0 19/20 DEVIL'S MAYHEM (580) 4 3 0
20/21 AVENGERS (146) 155 160 15 49.2 20-16 LOONY TOONS (206) 3 1 0
21/22 STORMWATCH (440) 202 226 10 47.2 21/ 0 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43) 3 2 0
22/ 0 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43) 282 363 35 43.7 22/21*BLACKGUARD (584) 3 4 0
23/ 1*BLACKGUARD (584) 3 4 0 42.9 23/24 ALL NIGHT LONG (570) 3 10 0
24/23*THE ANIMALS (574) 19 26 1 42.2 24-19 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 2 1 0
25/26*CLUB DV8 (575) 8 12 1 40.0 25/12 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) 2 4 0
26/24 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 75 133 2 36.1 26/22 VOODOO ZOO ETC. (42) 2 9 0
27/27 ALL NIGHT LONG (570) 16 32 4 33.3 27/26 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 (378) 1 2 0
28/28*VINCERE AUT MORI (564) 11 22 2 33.3 28/ 0*WHAT GAUL! (586) 1 4 1
29/25*NECRONOMICON (577) 12 26 2 31.6 29/30 4-LETTER FRUIT BAT (487) 1 4 0
30/ 0*WHAT GAUL! (586) 1 4 1 20.0 30/23*NECRONOMICON (577) 1 9 1
31-30*IRON PRIDE (585) 0 1 0 0.0 31-29*IRON PRIDE (585) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 542): CAVE DWELLER of SOLITAIRE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 542): AGGRANDIZIN ANNE of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 536): AFFIRMED of TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 539): KETL PHYSHE of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 537): QUIVRA NGEDO of BALANCE OF TERROR (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 535): DEO VOLENTE of JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 267): LADY CONSOLACION of FILIPINA LADYZ (Lady
Martilyo, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 528): ACCO of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 265): JARL FORKBEARD of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 524): FURY of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 522): SCREWFACE of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 513): NOREASTER of DIRT DEVILS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 476): DAPHNE CAMISADO of TERMAGANT VOTARY (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 243): FROSTFLARE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 237): FIGHTING TREE of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 224): YAIWE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 403): TOE of GET (JE, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 382): ADEMA of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 369): DEADWOOD of POSSE (Rosebud, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 172): APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 340): KORBA KLEE of SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 335): PRONGS of HOGWARTS EXPRESS (Rillion, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 324): AIDEN of LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 429): FUNNY BUNNY of RHYME TYME from KHALANI (Emerald Orbs)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 542): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 542): HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 536): STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 539): PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 537): STEEL WOLVES (?, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 535): VALAMOND'S CREW (Valamond, mgr.)
DM 28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 267): DODGE BULLETS (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 528): none
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 265): STORMWATCH (Raoul the Rude, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 524): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 522): DEATH PENALTY (Rosebud, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 513): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 476): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 243): THE FIVE RONIN (Bones, mgr.)
DM 47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 237): none
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 224): DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 403): ELEVENTH HOUR (Valamond, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 382): FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 369): GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 172): FAMILY JEWELS (Gem Genius, mgr.)
DM 74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 340): SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 335): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 324): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 429): MEOW MIX, etc. (Ultraist, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 542): AGGRANDIZIN ANNE of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
(turn 541): KANT of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 535): MEAT GRINDER of MEAT MARKET (?, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 538): SHOCHU of YAMABUSHI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 536): VAXTON of STEEL WOLVES (?, mgr.)
DM 28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 267): MOONSHINE of LUNAE MILITES (The Omnimancer)
(turn 266): MR. CHOMP CHOMP of THE PENTARCHY (Le
Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 528): ENOSHIMA of BLACK SAMURAI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): NINJATO of SAMURAI KIDS II (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 382): PITSPAWN FOULDOG of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
(turn 381): ROBESPIERRE of BLADES OF TERROR (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 369): TEBAS TEN KOGAN of SAND DANCERS (Lani, mgr.)
(turn 368): VIRGINIA, NO SANTA of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS
(Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
5 GOLDEN WARRIORS of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS
(Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I raise my axe and salute the greatest arena on Ghea, mighty Chimlevtal! I am
honored. I was looking forward to a duel with Buster Bunny, who not only held the
throne on turn #264 but also on turn #243. I was ready, but our Champion failed to
show up! Perhaps a little too much ale the night before? Perhaps BB is getting up
there in age and forgot what day it was?! Only Rascally Rabbit knows, but I was not
going to waste an opportunity.
It looks like some new teams have rolled into town. Let's see a team spotlight
and tell us your tale. Don't be shy.
I challenge Evandis Ethum this turn. May the best warrior win. OMNE JUS STAT
IN ARMIS!
your Duelmaster,
Jarl Forkbeard
The Stormguards
The Council of Lords
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in CHIMLEVTAL! I still haven't told Mom I'm
writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Too bad, STORMWATCH, but
SOL INVICTUS was just too good to be stopped. I couldn't believe it. Did
BUSHMASTERS really go up by 12? If only those guys didn't have so may missing
teeth... Gross! VINCERE AUT MORI had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks
got a 4-1-1 and wound up as 12th team! Really, just how far can one team drop in one
round? UNFIT TO BE ORCS dropped 13, which I think's more than all the other teams
combined! What was the name of that team who got 5-0-1 this turn for a total
151-116-17 you ask? (Sure) SOL INVICTUS' their name, and fighting's their game!
MVP award for HORAGALLES? SOL INVICTUS' proud of him after beating ULTHAR XANDO and
getting 31 points. Talk about yer big time losers! SVEIN FORKBEARD got smashed by
NABUCA, and lost 26 points! ENDOR thinks hers 16-13-1 and studly character is good
enough to face up to the Duelmaster. Any bets? Don't you think the Duelmaster is
being unfair? I think JARL FORKBEARD should let ENDOR be Duelmaster for a while,
without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy that said CHIMLEVTAL's Duelmaster was
paying for drinks at The Victory Tavern? Don't look at me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. The warriors of SAMURAI KIDS II must be getting lonely. They were
the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? Is there some deep
dark secret why DEVIL'S MAYHEM's been avoiding SAMURAI KIDS II so much? Or is it
just that they're too scared? Can SAMURAI KIDS II's BISENTO be more popular than me?
He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All CHIMLEVTAL ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. What a bummer! BIJIN got wasted by EVANDIS ETHUM! But with
a 14-10-1, I guess SAMURAI KIDS II aren't too bummed. It was kind of sad, seeing old
ULTHAR XANDO stumbling around the arena, before HORAGALLES finished him off. Oh
well! Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what? (AI vs. ULL STORMHELM, that is.) OMAR
really fought hard against ULTHAR URUV. That'll teach OVERLORDS not to go and kill
any of SHERMANS STABLE's guys again, huh! Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys
can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JARL FORKBEARD 5280 24 5 1 127 THE STORMGUARDS (78)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BUSTER BUNNY 2862 14 21 2 144 LOONY TOONS (206)
EVANDIS ETHUM 2462 20 13 1 124 BUSHMASTERS (164)
-PRIVATE ROOM 3620 17 11 0 114 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
MANI 5102 17 21 4 108 SOL INVICTUS (469)
SYWINELL 2832 17 13 0 107 BUSHMASTERS (164)
-COMMANDER SPUD 5149 11 8 1 105 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
DAMHAIN THE SATYR 5197 22 10 0 103 OVERLORDS (509)
HORAGALLES 5212 10 12 2 103 SOL INVICTUS (469)
ENDOR 5275 16 13 1 100 DARQUE FORCES (422)
EDOM 5465 12 5 0 98 DARQUE FORCES (422)
NABUCA 5369 11 14 0 97 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (378)
KIRKEN TUORNIN 4849 20 19 2 95 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
FALCATA 5405 10 4 1 94 SOL INVICTUS (469)
WARGASM 1557 23 19 1 93 AVENGERS (146)
SALEM 5222 17 13 0 92 DARQUE FORCES (422)
DUST MITE 5390 9 1 1 92 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
AI 5347 16 11 0 91 DARQUE FORCES (422)
UNZOE THE SHAMAN 4940 8 2 0 91 THE STORMGUARDS (78)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHE MADE ME 5421 11 8 0 89 WHY DID I DO IT (540)
MERCURIAL MADMAN 5352 6 4 2 87 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
-11TH COMMANDMENT 5453 7 7 1 85 NUMBERS GAME (403)
WAS DRUNK 5094 14 17 0 82 WHY DID I DO IT (540)
SVEIN FORKBEARD 5187 18 15 2 81 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
BAMBOO 5235 12 9 3 78 SAMURAI KIDS II (551)
CERIDWEN 5636 6 0 0 73 SOL INVICTUS (469)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ULTHAR THUUNE 5411 12 9 2 72 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
NORGEN PELH 5042 13 24 0 71 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
LES NAYLE 5044 13 29 0 71 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
MENDAL OMSHIL 5043 14 23 0 70 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
OMAR 5626 10 6 0 67 SHERMANS STABLE (578)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAYTODD 5628 9 6 0 66 SHERMANS STABLE (578)
POSEIDONIS 5540 7 1 1 64 AVENGERS (146)
CALLEIGHT 5128 14 11 1 62 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
RUDE AWAKENING 234 12 4 3 62 VOODOO ZOO ETC. (42)
ANDERS DIEMED 5174 9 12 0 62 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
CINNIMON ROLLE 5553 5 2 1 62 ALL NIGHT LONG (570)
VALKYRIE 5351 14 13 0 61 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
STEPHEN 5460 11 7 0 61 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
ULTHAR ES 5418 10 10 0 60 STORMWATCH (440)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE MAD OBOIST 238 12 4 2 56 VOODOO ZOO ETC. (42)
-PAPER CUT KING 5211 6 6 0 54 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
ULTHAR URUV 5409 14 7 4 53 OVERLORDS (509)
TEN-TON TESSIE 5455 10 6 1 53 NUMBERS GAME (403)
100 GRAND 5454 9 6 1 53 NUMBERS GAME (403)
MAIDEN DAQUERIE 236 10 6 0 52 VOODOO ZOO ETC. (42)
ULTHAR JARVA 5417 9 11 0 51 OVERLORDS (509)
KOLUM MAROD 5344 7 11 1 50 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
JOHN 4433 7 2 1 49 4-LETTER FRUIT BATS (487)
VIP SECTION 5531 5 5 2 47 ALL NIGHT LONG (570)
-TAZ 5200 5 3 0 46 LOONY TOONS (206)
ULL STORMHELM 5559 6 5 2 45 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
DIRDEN II 5655 3 1 0 45 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
BISENTO 5476 6 3 0 43 SAMURAI KIDS II (551)
FRED 4434 6 3 0 42 4-LETTER FRUIT BATS (487)
KATANA 5420 8 6 1 41 AVENGERS (146)
ULTHAR THYDRIM 5557 6 5 0 38 THE STORMGUARDS (78)
SNORTY MCSNORT 5555 3 3 0 38 ALL NIGHT LONG (570)
ULF STORMHELM 5612 7 1 0 36 STORMWATCH (440)
BEAR 5577 6 3 1 36 THE ANIMALS (574)
GERI 5473 9 7 0 34 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOWLY WORM 5383 7 12 0 33 AVENGERS (146)
-MAJOR PAIN 5463 4 3 0 33 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
MIKADO 5627 8 8 0 32 SHERMANS STABLE (578)
-SYLVESTER 4154 6 5 0 31 LOONY TOONS (206)
SLATE G35 5637 4 1 0 31 NUMBERS GAME (403)
TERROR TWIN 5620 2 4 1 31 ALL NIGHT LONG (570)
MASKIM XUL 5595 2 6 0 31 NECRONOMICON (577)
PREATORIA 5679 2 0 0 31 VINCERE AUT MORI (564)
BADGER 5576 6 3 0 30 THE ANIMALS (574)
DIRDEN I 5654 3 1 0 29 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
-TWINKIE THE SQUID 480 3 3 0 29 VOODOO ZOO ETC. (42)
GIGAM XUL 5592 5 3 0 27 NECRONOMICON (577)
MAD MONKEYMAN 5472 3 4 0 27 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
-POTOMAC 5629 6 5 0 26 SHERMANS STABLE (578)
WARDO BARD 5276 5 2 0 26 BUSHMASTERS (164)
-UNHOLY TEMPTRESS 5563 4 2 1 25 CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572)
ZAZEN 5650 4 1 0 24 SAMURAI KIDS II (551)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OBERON STORMBLADE 5632 2 4 0 21 OVERLORDS (509)
DINGIR XUL 5630 3 2 1 20 NECRONOMICON (577)
ULTHAR STORMHELM 5556 3 8 0 19 THE STORMGUARDS (78)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MILIUS REX 5680 1 1 0 19 VINCERE AUT MORI (564)
ULTHAR UTHERYDES 5682 2 0 0 18 THE STORMGUARDS (78)
UNGVAR STORMHELM 5634 4 2 0 17 STORMWATCH (440)
-METALSTORM 5643 2 1 0 17 CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572)
ULEK 5471 2 1 0 17 BUSHMASTERS (164)
OXTUNGUE 5635 3 3 0 16 SOL INVICTUS (469)
EAGLE 5578 3 6 0 15 THE ANIMALS (574)
GORILLA 5710 1 0 0 15 THE ANIMALS (574)
STILETTO 5581 1 3 0 15 CLUB DV8 (575)
-STEEL DRAGON 5564 4 2 0 14 CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572)
OBELIX 5705 1 0 1 14 WHAT GAUL! (586)
FLASHMAN 5561 2 1 0 13 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
-SYNYSTR 5596 2 3 0 13 CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572)
-NOISEY KRICKET 5343 3 3 0 12 LOONY TOONS (206)
CHICA LOCA 5585 1 3 0 12 CLUB DV8 (575)
KANDI LAND 5582 3 1 0 11 CLUB DV8 (575)
PETRAFIED CREEPY 5484 2 3 1 10 VINCERE AUT MORI (564)
DIONYSUS 5639 2 4 0 10 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
BERAGO 5702 2 0 0 10 BUSHMASTERS (164)
-FIRESOUL 5657 1 0 0 10 CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572)
-CONTORTED ELF 237 2 3 0 9 VOODOO ZOO ETC. (42)
HERUGRIM 5653 2 2 0 8 STORMWATCH (440)
TWIN TERROR 5621 1 5 0 8 ALL NIGHT LONG (570)
SARONIKO 5583 1 3 0 8 CLUB DV8 (575)
OBSESSION 5692 1 1 0 7 BLACKGUARD (584)
ILUCIA 5714 1 0 0 6 VINCERE AUT MORI (564)
ATLANTA 5713 1 0 0 6 SHERMANS STABLE (578)
SHARD 5688 1 1 0 5 BLACKGUARD (584)
ASH GOLEM 5689 1 0 0 4 BLACKGUARD (584)
LALARTU 5652 0 3 0 3 NECRONOMICON (577)
LODEN NORVIS 5693 0 3 0 3 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
ILYENA 5678 0 2 0 2 VINCERE AUT MORI (564)
UNHYGIENIX 5706 0 1 0 1 WHAT GAUL! (586)
METALLURGIX 5704 0 1 0 1 WHAT GAUL! (586)
GETAFIX 5708 0 1 0 1 WHAT GAUL! (586)
ULTHAR CYAZARES 5712 0 1 0 1 OVERLORDS (509)
DAIKON 5716 0 1 0 1 SAMURAI KIDS II (551)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 337 0 1 0 1 OBELIX 5705 266 NONE
RICHARD 4435 1 4 0 4-LETTER FRUIT BA 487 STONE GOLEM 361 266 NONE
ANNE 4432 2 3 0 4-LETTER FRUIT BA 487 LIGHTBRINGER 357 266 NONE
JUAN 4851 0 1 0 4-LETTER FRUIT BA 487 HIGH ELF 354 266 NONE
SPARROW 5641 1 4 0 THE ANIMALS 574 DINGIR XUL 5630 266
DOOMED 5690 0 1 0 BLACKGUARD 584 PREACHER 353 266 NONE
TUMBLER 5691 0 1 0 BLACKGUARD 584 STONE GOLEM 361 266 NONE
TEAZER 5584 2 2 1 CLUB DV8 575 HIGH ELF 354 266 NONE
DEAD 5711 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 422 STONE GOLEM 361 266 NONE
ACCO 5606 2 5 0 DARQUE FORCES 422 ULL STORMHELM 5559 265 JUST REV
ULTHAR AESIR 5558 3 4 0 LORDS OF VALHALLA 508 CINNIMON ROLLE 5553 262 NOT REVE
BALMUNG 5616 2 2 0 LORDS OF VALHALLA 508 TERROR TWIN 5620 262 REVENGED
ALLA XUL 5642 0 3 0 NECRONOMICON 577 SHEWISH GIANT 356 266 NONE
ERESHKIGAL 5610 1 3 0 NECRONOMICON 577 UNHOLY TEMPTRESS 5563 262 REVENGED
CERERAL 5709 0 1 0 THE NIGHTHAWKS 43 PREACHER 353 266 NONE
ULTHAR THORONGIL 5619 2 3 1 OVERLORDS 509 TEAZER 5584 265
BIJIN 5238 14 10 1 SAMURAI KIDS II 551 EVANDIS ETHUM 2462 266
STANTON 5631 2 1 0 SHERMANS STABLE 578 ULTHAR URUV 5409 265 JUST REV
KATS 5715 0 1 0 THE STORMBRINGERS 359 PREACHER 353 266 NONE
TARL CABOT 5475 6 8 0 THE STORMBRINGERS 359 KATANA 5420 264 JUST REV
ULTHAR XANDO 5407 13 9 0 STORMWATCH 440 HORAGALLES 5212 266
BOSORN 5539 4 5 0 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 378 DUST MITE 5390 263
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
VITALSTATISTIX 5707 0 1 0 WHAT GAUL! 586 PETRAFIED CREEPY 5484 266
PERSONAL ADS
Ghost of Ulthar Thorongil -- If you had looked ahead, rather than behind, you might
not bump into such nasties. -- Teazer (Club DV8)
Icelord -- I suppose your misstep subjects me to your bloodfeud. So be it. Shall I
see Damhain, Uruv, Jarva, or Oberon Stormblade? Maybe I'll get lucky and see one of
each. -- The Abyssinian of Anticipation, Kat (Mgr. Club DV8)
Also -- I don't 'blindly follow' anyone. You and the minions are reasons enough to
enjoy my stay here. I'm enjoying the extra attention and hope it doesn't wane once I
come to equal footing. -- The Accicat of Addendum, Kat
"Definition of petty: ULF STORMHELM defeated SARONIKO, a mismatch of 21 points. --
The Unknown Spymaster". Ulf, buddy, as stated last month, I appreciate the
attention. However, I think those spy reporters have something against you. --
Saroniko (Club DV8)
Bosk -- Is your wager an open one, or would my participation in the side-bet be
considered bias? -- The Inquisitive Iranese, Kat
Ale update! -- 26-4 -- Tripwire
Ulthar -- It took some time, but my battle axe finally began to fly, well fought! --
Ulek
Ninjato -- A much different ending this time, luck to you on the Isle -- Sywinell
Sparrow -- You surprised me jumping out with the attack first -- Wardo Bard
Commander Spud -- Nice challenge, I normally will swing more than that, not sure what
happened there. I welcome you to try again though. -- Evandis Ethum
Twin Terror -- That wasn't so terrible! -- Berago
The Council of Lords -- You may count me as part of the coalition with the Vendetta
Cartel and Destitute Noble that is against you. -- Liam IL'Chant, mgr. Black Guard
(584)
Vendetta Cartel -- I'm here for you if you'll have me. -- Liam the Goth
The Icelord and High Lord Bosk -- Wow! What a weekend! Polaris will never be the
same! Salute! -- RTR
Jarl Forkbeard -- Congrats on the title! The COL is proud of you! -- RTR
Lord Protector Bartofeles -- Well said. -- RTR
The Icelord -- I think he likes me too. I try to ignore the hypocrites and the
criers, but it goes against my nature. I like direct and violent confrontation. --
RTR
High Lord Bosk -- I'll take that wager. I think Kats will stick around for more than
five cycles. The kool-aid Manager Dorque passes around is getting stronger which
each new clone. -- RTR
Blackstorm -- Good luck in your battles against the Crying Cartel! If you need
styles, etc, let me know. -- RTR
Buddy Lee -- Welcome to Chimlevtal. The Icelord writes 95% of The COL spotlights.
He describes me well. I enjoyed your team spotlight. For many years Destitute Nobel
was held in high regards by my sword-brothers. We have now seen his true colors. He
is a sissy. Stop by the Winking Wench tavern and throw back an ale or six. -- RTR
Sensei Jan -- Still hiding behind Manager Darque's skirts? Remain out of my sight.
-- RTR
Kats -- <BELCH> You bore me. -- RTR
Snorty McSnort -- Wow! We each were listed with 4 fights. You were only 9 pts above
me. You used a TV on me? Tough loss for you. Give my regards to the sissy. --
Ungvar Stormhelm
Dark Knight Toker -- Allow me to quickly summarize for you. I made a genuine booboo
in arena 54, got a bit burned on the net, got mad and made that all arena personal
ad, and actually tried to explain my actions to little avail, so now I will and must
"put up or shut up", and I'm a put up person. so if pounding on the cartel interests
you, come on! Is it just us or are any of our brothers coming? -- Blackstorm
Buddy Lee -- Now that's some good storytelling. I would definitely like to see what
happens next. Did we show them. -- Blackstorm
Icelord -- Greetings, I'm sorry to impose a little bit on your war. It was as good a
time as any to make new friends and battle the villainous VC. Anything I should know
or can do? -- Blackstorm
Ignore -- Don't you run from me! -- Pony
Wendal, Wendal, Wendal, you had to pick on the novice. Bad move. -- Dog Soldiers II
Eye Raise -- Don't you run from me! -- TunTun
Belle Cor -- Thank you. -- Nakor
Hey skunk -- Tell your friends it's alright to come out and play. We won't hurt
them. Much. (evil grin) -- Dog Soldiers II
High Lord Bosk & RTR -- Well met! The reunion tour was MOST hussah! Great feasting,
much swilling, blade action and gaming at an epic level and much camaraderie.
Reunion 06: Great AND grand! Tal! -- The Icelor
Good to see those team spotlights! Keep them up! -- The Icelord
Tripwire -- If anyone can make a run at it, it is you. Good hunting! -- The Icelord
Blackstorm -- May you and your forces tear up the Crying Cartel like a grater does
cheese. Listen NOT to their bleatings. Good hunting! -- The Icelord, 1st Mage, The
Council of Lords
I still need the styles of Spectacular Bid of The Equestrians and Spike of Diamond
Dogs. I also need the name/team name/record and style of the Duelmaster(s) of turns
#15-#17 to complete my history of the DMs of Chimlevtal. ANY help appreciated.
Jorja? The Scribe? Can you help? -- Master Janos
The Scribe -- We understand but are looking forward to the latest episode! Salute!
-- The Icelord and High Lord Bosk
Buddy Lee -- Looks like The Saint had most of them, All Night Long is managed by
Destitute Noble. Energeia is managed by JC. Not 100% sure about Shermans Stable.
Who runs Blackguard? -- Master Janos
Buddy Lee -- Welcome and enjoy Chimlevtal. Please do NOT add any COL personas in
your spotlights. Bad memories on that issue when others wrote about our alliance.
Good hunting! -- The Icelord
The Devils are out, so GO OILERS! -- The Icelord
Forums Whiners -- I am right here. Bring it on. -- The Icelord
The Council of Lords is proud to present Chimlevtal History Facts: On turn #40
(1/13/89) there were 41 teams listed in Chimlevtal. They were: Wrestle-Dudes, Hired
Killers, The Unbelievers, Walt's Kids, Briteron By, The Drunken Bums, The
Stormguards, Ultimate Warriors, Battle Lords, Bene Gesserit, Violent Hommes, The
Wolverines, True Brits, M.O.T.H., Stepsons, The Devastators, Spartans, Avengers,
Military Mayhem, Spice Lords, Lords Electric, Black Velvet, Rat Pak, The Canucks,
Mongol Horde, The 422 Crew, Labyrinths, The Nerd Heard, Ravenflames, Easy Company,
Feed Us Blood, Rolling Death, The Cleavers, Devestation Inc., Red Crusaders, The
Rockers, Death Zone, Violet Venom, The Panthers, Bushmasters and The Terminators.
The Duelmasters was Major Damage of Military Mayhem, an 11-6-1 WOS.
M. Darque -- The other day I was in a sleazy bar using the filthy latrine then lo and
behold what did I find on the floor? The pages half stuck together, I found "Master
Darque's Book of Cowardly Tactics"! Imagine my surprise at finding such a treasure.
So, using Cowardly Tactic #11 <tell me if I say this wrong>: I AM SITTING THIS TURN
OUT BECAUSE I AM PREPPING FOR THE OCTOBER MAIL-IN. Was that good? Somehow I feel
awfully icky, kind of like I do whenever you are in the area. Kind of like your
dirty little book. But, I thought I'd try it. -- Ull Stormhelm
RTR and The Icelord -- Strong Steel! Est sularis oth mithas! The tour at Castle
Stormwatch was most epic! The feasting and swilling was most hussah! I am sure RTR
will replace the table and chair he destroyed. Right RTR? Really need to work on
that temper. -- High Lord Bosk
The Scribe -- You have earned the break! We anxiously await your next episode.
Strong quill! -- High Lord Bosk
Jarl Forkbeard -- Well done, Warrior! You take the throne in the COL's honor! You
are most hussah! -- High Lord Bosk
Jorja -- Where did that ad come from? Why is it you feel that I am actively looking
to kill your warriors (or anyone else's for that matter)? Was it something I said?
-- D. Noble
Bosk -- Being around and not missing a turn doesn't make you great, just persistent.
We do also differ on your assessment of tourney participants--I think they are much
tougher than you give them credit for...try fighting in the FTF and you'll see what I
mean. -- D. Noble
Unzoe -- You must have used some of your black magic for an endurance spell, huh? --
11th Commandment
Dust Mite -- At first glance, you are indeed unfit to be an orc. But you sure fight
like one! -- Norgen Pelh
P.S. But going by the way you sucked up the skills, you're probably too smart to be
an orc.
Ulthar Xando -- I didn't wake up "disoriented." I woke up really DISGUSTED and
ANNOYED. If I can't fight, why am I trying? -- Les Nayle
Mad Monkeyman -- I think it's your red hair. -- Kolum Marod
Poseidonis -- Good gods! The win and SIX skills? -- Mendal Omshil
Ulthar Thydrim -- I knew it was going to be like this. I TOLD Jorja I wasn't up to a
fight like that, but did she listen? No, of course not! She never listens. -- Loden
Norvis
The Icelord -- Well...death might be too strong a fate for those who scorn Basic D2,
but on the whole, I agree. -- Jorja
6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start! With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more! Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th). So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!
Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)
26 May 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance. With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger. Let all his foes become ours, and ours his. May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc.... If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RICHARD was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ANNE was butchered by LIGHTBRINGER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
TEAZER was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
ALLA XUL was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
CERERAL was dealt death by PREACHER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DOOMED was savagely slain by PREACHER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
KATS was dealt death by PREACHER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
TUMBLER was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
JUAN was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DEAD was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
AI vanquished ULL STORMHELM in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
VALKYRIE was overpowered by CINNIMON ROLLE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
ULTHAR THUUNE overpowered KATANA in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
OMAR viciously subdued ULTHAR URUV in a slow 11 minute brutal Bloodfeud bout.
EVANDIS ETHUM killed BIJIN in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
MANI savagely defeated UNZOE THE SHAMAN in a 2 minute master's Challenge match.
ENDOR was viciously subdued by JARL FORKBEARD in a 9 minute Challenge Title fight.
HORAGALLES butchered ULTHAR XANDO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CERIDWEN overpowered MAIDEN DAQUERIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
RUDE AWAKENING was devastated by FALCATA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FRED was savagely defeated by ULTHAR ES in a exciting 7 minute brutal Challenge bout.
GIGAM XUL was overpowered by KOLUM MAROD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DIRDEN II slimly lost to POSEIDONIS in a 4 minute novice vs. expert Challenge bout.
OBERON STORMBLADE was savagely defeated by SLATE G35 in a 6 minute Challenge fray.
MAD MONKEYMAN was handily defeated by SNORTY MCSNORT in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
ULEK subdued TWIN TERROR in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
ZAZEN overpowered DIONYSUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
STILETTO outlasted OBSESSION in a slow 12 minute Challenge duel.
CHICA LOCA was overpowered by DIRDEN I in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
PREATORIA beat UNGVAR STORMHELM in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
KANDI LAND luckily beat LALARTU in a 5 minute novice's Challenge fray.
ILYENA was overcome by OXTUNGUE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MILIUS REX overpowered EAGLE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ULTHAR UTHERYDES viciously subdued SHARD in a 7 minute novice's Challenge fight.
SYWINELL savagely defeated LES NAYLE in a popular 1 minute gruesome veteran's bout.
MERCURIAL MADMAN was savagely defeated by EDOM in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
KIRKEN TUORNIN was outlasted by DAMHAIN THE SATYR in a 18 minute veteran's struggle.
SVEIN FORKBEARD was devastated by NABUCA in a 1 minute gory uneven bout.
WAS DRUNK was savagely defeated by DUST MITE in a 1 minute bloody match.
WARGASM subdued BAMBOO in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
SALEM slimly won victory over INFERNO SERPENT in a 3 minute bloody bout.
SHE MADE ME demolished THE MAD OBOIST in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
HELL STORM subdued STEPHEN in a action packed 2 minute duel.
COLOSSUS'S FIRE was viciously subdued by MAYTODD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
NORGEN PELH handily defeated HAJJ'IL THAN'NI in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
TEN-TON TESSIE was overcome by MENDAL OMSHIL in a 2 minute melee.
ANDERS DIEMED overcame VIP SECTION in a exciting 1 minute match.
CALLEIGHT defeated ULTHAR JARVA in a 3 minute veteran's battle.
BISENTO viciously subdued TERROR TWIN in a popular 1 minute gruesome bout.
JOHN defeated MASKIM XUL in a action packed 2 minute competition.
100 GRAND savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute master vs. novice match.
MIKADO was defeated by ULTHAR THYDRIM in a 2 minute bout.
ULF STORMHELM overcame WARDO BARD in a 3 minute contest.
BEAR slimly won victory over LOWLY WORM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
GERI was outlasted by BADGER in a slow 9 minute brawl.
ULTHAR STORMHELM was unbelievably bested by ENSLAVED ANGEL in a 13 minute match.
HERUGRIM was bested by GORILLA in a 2 minute novice's bout.
SPARROW was slaughtered by DINGIR XUL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SARONIKO savagely defeated DAIKON in a 5 minute bloody amateur's brawl.
LODEN NORVIS was beaten by ATLANTA in a 2 minute novice's match.
BERAGO slimly won victory over METALLURGIX in a monotonous 9 minute amateur's match.
FLASHMAN overpowered GETAFIX in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PETRAFIED CREEPY savagely slew VITALSTATISTIX in a 2 minute gruesome novice's brawl.
UNHYGIENIX was unbelievably bested by ASH GOLEM in a popular 6 minute novice's bout.
OBELIX slaughtered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ULTHAR CYAZARES was subdued by ILUCIA in a 1 minute beginner's battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 19 TOTAL PARRY 64 - 50 - 4 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 19 PARRY-STRIKE 43 - 40 - 1 52 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 16 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 21 - 2 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 AIMED BLOW 52 - 53 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 12 STRIKING ATTACK 89 - 91 - 3 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 33 - 35 - 1 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 14 - 1 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 SLASHING ATTACK 31 - 35 - 3 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 LUNGING ATTACK 48 - 70 - 7 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 40 - 1 38 |
Turn 266 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 10 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 5 - 7 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 8 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 9 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 3 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 12 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY JARL FORKBEARD 5280 24 5 1 127 THE STORMGUARDS (78)
PARRY-LUNGE SYWINELL 2832 17 13 0 107 BUSHMASTERS (164)
PARRY-STRIKE ENDOR 5275 16 13 1 100 DARQUE FORCES (422)
STRIKING ATTACK EDOM 5465 12 5 0 98 DARQUE FORCES (422)
BASHING ATTACK WARGASM 1557 23 19 1 93 AVENGERS (146)
WALL OF STEEL SALEM 5222 17 13 0 92 DARQUE FORCES (422)
SLASHING ATTACK DUST MITE 5390 9 1 1 92 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450)
AIMED BLOW CERIDWEN 5636 6 0 0 73 SOL INVICTUS (469)
PARRY-RIPOSTE OMAR 5626 10 6 0 67 SHERMANS STABLE (578)
LUNGING ATTACK RUDE AWAKENING 234 12 4 3 62 VOODOO ZOO ETC. (42)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WARGASM 1557. The most popular warrior this turn
was ULTHAR ES 5418. The ten other most popular fighters were HELL STORM 5665, BIJIN
5238, MANI 5102, ULTHAR UTHERYDES 5682, MAYTODD 5628, POSEIDONIS 5540, JOHN 4433,
LOWLY WORM 5383, UNHYGIENIX 5706, and FRED 4434.
The least popular fighter this week was KIRKEN TUORNIN 4849. The other ten least
popular fighters were DAMHAIN THE SATYR 5197, ENSLAVED ANGEL 5660, ULTHAR STORMHELM
5556, STILETTO 5581, BERAGO 5702, BADGER 5576, ULTHAR URUV 5409, DAIKON 5716, GERI
5473, and ASH GOLEM 5689.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
JARL FORKBEARD (31-5280) THE STORMGUARDS (78)
KIRKEN TUORNIN (31-4849) THE NIGHTHAWKS (43)
WARGASM (31-1557) AVENGERS (146)