DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 09/23/2006 Duedate: 10/20/2006 CHIMLEVTAL ARENA DM-31 TURN-270 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS EDOM DARQUE FORCES (422) (31-5465) [16-5-0,121] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader EDOM UNHOLY TEMPTRESS DARQUE FORCES (422) CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572) (31-5465) [16-5-0,121] (31-5563) [6-3-1,58] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite SHE MADE ME EDOM WHY DID I DO IT (540) DARQUE FORCES (422) (31-5421) [13-10-0,86] (31-5465) [16-5-0,121] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM (-1) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. ALL NIGHT LONG (570) 54 2. PLATOON (513) 47 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) 3. LORDS OF VALHALLA (508) 37 Unchartered Team 4. DESSERT TRIBUNAL (591) 33 5. DENZO MASTERS (592) 30 DESOLATE ONES (595) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1*EXHALE INC... (437) 1 0 0 100 1/ 5*CLUB DV8 (575) 10 5 1 2/ 3 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) 184 95 16 65.9 2/ 1 DARQUE FORCES (422) 10 5 1 3/ 4 DEVIL'S MAYHEM (580) 52 33 1 61.2 3/ 2 THE STORMGUARDS (78) 9 5 0 4/ 5*DESOLATE ONES (595) 6 4 1 60.0 4/ 8 ALL NIGHT LONG (570) 9 6 0 5/ 0*DESSERT TRIBUNAL (591) 3 2 1 60.0 5/18 PLATOON (513) 8 4 1 6/ 0*THE HUNTSMEN (600) 3 2 1 60.0 6/12*CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572) 8 7 0 7/ 7 SOL INVICTUS (469) 160 123 17 56.5 7/ 3 BUSHMASTERS (164) 8 7 0 8/ 9 THE STORMGUARDS (78) 668 533 28 55.6 8/19 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508) 8 7 0 9/ 8 NUMBERS GAME (403) 276 222 17 55.4 9/ 4 THE ANIMALS (574) 8 7 0 10/ 6 4-LETTER FRUIT BAT (487) 21 17 2 55.3 10/21*CON KNIGHTS (589) 7 3 0 11/12 BUSHMASTERS (164) 189 161 11 54.0 11/10 SHERMANS STABLE (578) 7 8 0 12/10 SHERMANS STABLE (578) 49 42 1 53.8 12/16*THE 'X' FACTOR (590) 7 8 0 13/14 DARQUE FORCES (422) 209 181 11 53.6 13/24*DESOLATE ONES (595) 6 4 1 14/18 PLATOON (513) 76 67 7 53.1 14/ 7 SOL INVICTUS (469) 6 5 0 15/17 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508) 237 213 12 52.7 15/15 OVERLORDS (509) 6 9 0 16/15 WHY DID I DO IT (540) 66 60 5 52.4 16/ 6*BLACKGUARD (584) 5 4 1 17/16*BLACKGUARD (584) 11 10 1 52.4 17/11 NUMBERS GAME (403) 5 5 0 18/13*CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572) 23 21 1 52.3 18/22*BLUE FROG COMPANY (587) 5 5 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19-19 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 241 232 17 51.0 19/13 AVENGERS (146) 5 7 0 20/20 THE STORMBRINGERS (359) 381 381 29 50.0 20/14 THE STORMBRINGERS (359) 5 8 0 21/27*CLUB DV8 (575) 20 20 2 50.0 21-23 NECRONOMICON (577) 4 5 0 22/ 0*EXTREME CREEPS (573) 5 5 0 50.0 22/17 STORMWATCH (440) 4 6 0 23/ 2*BLUE FROG COMPANY (587) 5 5 0 50.0 23/ 9*WHAT GAUL! (586) 4 11 0 24/ 0*THIEVES' GUILD (502) 3 3 0 50.0 24/20 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 4 11 0 25-22*BACK TO SCHOOL (583) 2 2 0 50.0 25/36 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) 3 1 0 26/23 OVERLORDS (509) 409 411 26 49.9 26/ 0*THE HUNTSMEN (600) 3 2 1 27/24 AVENGERS (146) 162 169 15 48.9 27/ 0*DESSERT TRIBUNAL (591) 3 2 1 28/ 0 CISUM S. EKARD (451) 63 66 4 48.8 28/ 0 CISUM S. EKARD (451) 3 2 0 29/ 0 CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350) 55 59 3 48.2 29/33*CIRCUS MAXIMUS (524) 3 5 0 30/25 STORMWATCH (440) 209 234 10 47.2 30-30*BACK TO SCHOOL (583) 2 2 0 31/21*THE 'X' FACTOR (590) 7 8 0 46.7 31-26 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43) 2 3 1 32/26 THE ANIMALS (574) 30 35 1 46.2 32/ 0*EXTREME CREEPS (573) 2 3 0 33-28*THE ADAM-S FAMILY (484) 10 12 1 45.5 33/ 0*DENZO MASTERS (592) 2 3 0 34-29 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43) 285 370 36 43.5 34/34 DEVIL'S MAYHEM (580) 2 5 0 35/ 0*CRIMSON BLADE (423) 16 21 5 43.2 35-31 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 1 0 0 36/32*CON KNIGHTS (589) 14 20 0 41.2 36-32*EXHALE INC... (437) 1 0 0 37/34*CIRCUS MAXIMUS (524) 6 9 0 40.0 37-28*THE ADAM-S FAMILY (484) 1 0 0 38/ 0*DENZO MASTERS (592) 2 3 0 40.0 38/ 0*THIEVES' GUILD (502) 1 0 0 39/33 ALL NIGHT LONG (570) 27 41 4 39.7 39/ 0 CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350) 1 1 0 40/35 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 81 147 2 35.5 40/29 4-LETTER FRUIT BAT (487) 1 2 0 41/ 0*DRAGON KNIGHTS (594) 1 2 0 33.3 41/ 0*DRAGON KNIGHTS (594) 1 2 0 42/31*WHAT GAUL! (586) 8 17 1 32.0 42/ 0*CRIMSON BLADE (423) 1 3 1 43-36 NECRONOMICON (577) 16 36 2 30.8 43- 0*HOPLITES (596) 1 4 0 44- 0*HOPLITES (596) 1 4 0 20.0 44/25 WHY DID I DO IT (540) 1 5 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT It Begins It had taken many weeks to find the hermit's cave. The sun, heat, wind, rocks, insects, coldness of the nights and dangerous creatures did not stop him. Nothing could stop him. The vision had forced him to seek out the hermit. At last, in the trackless desert he stood before the legendary man. The old hermit, whose skin looked like well worn leather, smiled upon his entrance. The hermit wore a simple white robe and sandals. His hair was wild and long as was his beard. He sat cross-legged in the cave. His eyes burned with untamed energy. Now that he was here, words would not come! He stood there, tongue-tied and unsure. The hermit eyed him for several moments and then cackeled. With the aid of a solid staff that was topped by an obsidian scorpion, he rose. "All this way just to stare, is it?" he chuckled to himself. He located a water-skin and tossed it to the traveler, who found enough wits to drink. "My thanks." spoke the man. "I..." "I know why you are here. You've had a vision. Some self-professed noble and a blind follower of a cartel insulted you and those you respect. They attempted to slight your honor." When the hermit saw the surprised look, he chuckled again. "I was once of your clan. I see and hear much, here in the wilderness." With that four small birds flew into the cave, chattering and chirping. He smiled and took a few moments to put out seed for his small friends, all the while listening to their chirpings. "What should I do?" asked the traveler. The hermit smiled. "Take the name Scorpion. Gather forces. Sting those evil men. Make them pay. But first, gather the clan's assassins. They will serve." "I will do as you say." responded Scorpion. + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ A Tale of Two Cities #15 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ + Muirona blinked. "Someone who would dare to use both Arrengilas and Nishtar as pawns? I cannot imagine who would--" She paused. By her expression, she had thought of someone who might do just that. "Uthren Dhu!" she said, in a tone of loathing, "and the Brothers of Old Night." "Ah." The Icelord smiled, an expression colder than the heart of winter. As she had said the names of his enemies, he had glimpsed them with his mind's eyes. Misshapen bodies, souls dark beyond mortal darkness, curtained in swirling chaos. A mental compass swung and steadied. "I see them," he said. "I can find them." He swept the horizon with the eyes of his body and pointed. "That way." "We can't!" Muirona said. She leaned away from the direction he indicated, fingernails scrabbling on the nacre of the shell-boat for something to grip. "We must," The Icelord countered. "That is where we will find one who has proven himself our enemy, and who is willing to use the darkest magic to destroy us." "Yes, and has the power to destroy us utterly, if he will exert it!" The elf's face was white as bone, her eyes dilated with fear. "There is no power in this world greater than the Brothers of Old Night. If we go to them--" She shuddered. "We must not!" The Icelord wished he had Bosk at his side instead of Muirona; his sword brother feared nothing. But it was this woman that he must work with, so he took the time to explain what was to him obvious. "If the power of the organization of these Brothers is great, still it is made up of individuals. And while each individual Brother may have great power, he will not have all the power of the organization. If necessary, we will defeat the Brothers one at a time, and thus bring down their whole Brotherhood." Muirona blinked. "But... any one we threaten will call on his fellows for help." "If he has time, and a clear channel for contact, perhaps. But some, especially at first, will not be willing to admit that they need help." The Icelord bared his teeth in a predator's smile. "And most won't have time to realize they need help. Let us go, now, before our immediate enemy understands his peril." Muirona blinked again and swallowed a couple of times. "My instructions from King Arrengilas are to bring you to Mara Balor without delay," she said. "My king rightly demands obiedence from his couriers." "Your king may command you," The Icelord said, "but he cannot command me. If I choose to go after my enemy with or without your help, how will you stop me?" He glanced around at the vast plain of the sea. "It is true that your boat is convenient; it means that I will not have to first spend my powers to get myself and my men to... where we are going. But I can do that without your help if I must. And I will, if I must. So your choice is merely: will you return to your king now, without me, or will you return later, with me, after helping me destroy an enemy which Arrengilas and I share?" "You are determined on this?" "Utterly." "Then I must help you," she said. "When you agreed to become Lord Kinnishan's envoy in Mara Balor, you became my king's guest. I must not allow a guest of King Arrengilas to be..." she swallowed again, "to go into danger without whatever aid I can give." "Then let us go before the enemy has time to prepare." "Yes... I suppose we should," Muirona agreed. She was still pale, but now resolute in her decision, and she turned toward the leafy sapling that served her shell of a boat for a sail. Something flew up and landed on it. At first glance, it might have been a bird, but there were humanoid features as well. It clutched a branch of the tree with taloned feet and spoke in a piping voice. "The one with the golden sword greets the ice mage. All is well with him, and battle impends. He is in grave danger and is well pleased with his life." The Icelord smiled as a tension he had not admitted even to himself was eased. It was one thing to be told that his friend and sword brother was well, another entirely to hear it from Bosk's own words. For there could be no doubt that this creature had spoken with Bosk and brought the message from him. Any deception would have been immediately detectable. To him, at least. He had actually 'seen' Bosk with his mind's eye as the creature spoke the message. "Excellent!" Muirona frowned. "You have come from the goblins?" she asked. "Yes, of course! I left the golden sword person in conference with the queen." "Then how is he in danger?" "As I left, a darkness fell on the whole city," the creature said. "I barely escaped it myself, even with my wings." "Darkness? It sounds like the same enemy we're facing," Tempus muttered. Muirona jumped a little, having mostly forgotten the presence of the two gladiators. "Yes, perhaps. Other agents of the Brotherhood, anyway." She turned and stared toward the low dark line of the shore, chewing on her lip. "Do you want to go to your friend's aid?" "No. One enemy at a time," The Icelord said. "And if they are both aspects of one enemy, then to attack from two directions will serve us well, also. Let us go now to... whatever lies out there." He gestured toward the source of darkness he had sensed, out away from the land. "Very well." Muirona was still pale, but she had the look of one who has accepted a dangerous mission and will now go through with though the sky falls. "You big people are all mad," the small flier said. It lifted off its perch and slanted away toward the land. The mountain grumbled and shuddered around the queen's darkened chamber. Bosk cocked his head to listen, bounced a little on his toes to get a better feel of the rock, and said, "Whatever we do, let's do it now. We've got a serious earthquake building here. Even the best dwarven construction will come down if you shake it enough, and your city--" "Is as good as the best dwarven construction," Brunild said. "But you are correct, you should go now. As I should in another direction." Molly gripped his hand. "Where do you want to go first?" she asked. "To the fighting." Bosk thought about sheathing his sword and decided not to. No telling how soon he might need it. He followed when she tugged in one direction. Inward, away from the outer wall of the queen's chamber and the surface of the mountain, if he was not mistaken. "Are these fire trolls appearing all over, or coming from one direction?" "One direction," she said. "They are monsters, not ghosts or spirits to pass through stone like a dream. According to the bells, they entered from the Rat's Door. It's a place where our tunnels connect with natural caves, and it might be that some of the diggers were... overly enthusiastic and left the walls too thin there. But... fire trolls can burn through stone, if they want to. It wouldn't have had to be very thin." "Doesn't matter who's to blame, if anyone is," Bosk said. "The important thing is that they're in, and coming from one point. Can we close that door? Or hole in the wall or whatever?" "Not against fire trolls, not without magic. And I don't think we could reach it." She was leading him along narrow passages and down stairs at a rapid pace. The darkness didn't seem to bother her at all. "The signal bells indicate a major incursion, more than one--probably at least four or five!--trolls. And they won't be alone. There will be gn-- er, regular people with them, to take advantage of the breaches they make." She paused, and Bosk could hear her sliding bolts open. "And whatever human magician made it possible for the trolls to come at all--that person will be the worst danger." "Then that's the one we need to find." "But... he'll be a magician!" Molly's voice was alarmed. She was moving, he could hear her feet scuffing on the stone as backed into him. Bosk saw that she was pulling open a door. Saw it by the flame-lit gap at the edge, growing wider as she moved back. There was a clamor of battle, too. Damn, things were happening so fast he hadn't had time to ask her about the 'special project' she'd mentioned to the queen. Well, it would have to wait. As soon as there was room, he stepped into the doorway. It opened on a balcony that ran all around a chamber as big as a city's market square and three or four stories high; the balcony was half way up from the floor to the domed roof. There was some sort of monument in the center that rose higher than the balcony, all the way to the ceiling and through it, or maybe, looking at it more closely, some kind of machinery. A mill, maybe? Not that it mattered. The balcony itself was clear, and he crossed toward the railing to get a better look below. On one side of the chamber were three of the flaming trolls such as he had fought. Three would be... a serious challenge even for him. And they were followed by a horde of lesser (in size) beings, orcs, goblins, kobolds, who knew what they were called here? Vermin. But dangerous vermin. Confronting them were the warriors of the city, gnomes to a man, whatever they called themselves. They seemed to be trying to stop the fire trolls from reaching the central installation above all things. They were spending their lives recklessly for that end. Bosk turned to look at Molly, raising his eyebrows in question because she could not have heard him over the shouting and the blacksmith clang of weapons and the roaring flames that shimmered around the fire trolls and swept up almost to the roof of the chamber. She pulled him back toward the wall, leaned close, and shouted her answer. "They are protecting the cooling tower, to give the rest of the people time to evacuate. Once the trolls reach the tower, every furnace in the city will begin to overheat. An explosion--several explosions--will follow closely." "Keeping them away for more than a few minutes doesn't look possible," Bosk said. He had too much experience in battle to judge wrongly there. "They only have to hold until the center of the city is cleared of our people," Molly said. "Then, when the explosions begin, they will damage the enemy more than us." Bosk started to answer but stopped as he heard a change in the yells of the enemy horde. Before, they had been vengeful and bloodthirsty; now they were afraid, as well, and he did not think that the defenders had come up with a stunning new tactic. He dashed back to the railing. Something was coming up the passage by which the trolls must have entered. Something dark. He couldn't see what it was, or anything but the darkness of it, that swallowed the flames when it touched them. Bosk pointed at it and raised his eyebrows at Molly again. She shrugged and spread her hands to indicate that she didn't know what it was. But she was pale as milk with the fear of it, and turned to run along the balcony. He lost a moment in surprise before he followed. He didn't believe she would run away, although even he could feel that the dark thing was terrible. It was cloaked in terror; its darkness radiated terror as the flames of the trolls radiated heat. Perhaps the fear struck harder at those who belonged to this world. Molly darted through another doorway, Bosk on her heels. There were stairs going down, thin spirals of smoke coming up, and screams. SPY REPORT Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, PLATOON blew up the rankings to 13! Managers were muttering after LORDS OF VALHALLA showed CHIMLEVTAL what they could do: 4-1-0 to move up by 11. Perhaps it is CON KNIGHTS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 21st to 10th last week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, DESOLATE ONES blew up the rankings to 11! The boys at WHAT GAUL! aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 14 drop last week. Managers were muttering after UNFIT TO BE ORCS showed CHIMLEVTAL what they could do: 3-1-0 to move up by 11. Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but ALL NIGHT LONG will tell you 27-41-4 is nothing to laugh at... Practice pays for SIR LEILWYN, who pummelled EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, to pocket 20 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 16 points to SNIPER. (Discrete enough, SHE MADE ME?) A certain someone saw FALCATA at The Mourngrym Inn and Tavern with the shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend his throne. What a pathetic slob! Now I can't insult EDOM, as she has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem... So much to report, so little time! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in CHIMLEVTAL avoid STORMWATCH. Like a pup with its tail between its legs, CLUB DV8 scurried away from STORMWATCH. Oh, the shame! Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, STEEL DRAGON is the most challenged warrior. Place your bets! INFERNO SERPENT is the long shot of the week: they challenged AIRBORNE, up by 36. Soopreyes, soopreyes! INFERNO SERPENT emerges from the fray 9 points the richer. Good show, INFERNO SERPENT! Them's the breaks, SNORTY MCSNORT. Expecting fair challenges from STORMWATCH is evidently too much to ask. Yes, Virginia, sometimes the little guy wins, as SNORTY MCSNORT proved, beating 18 point higher ULTHAR ES. As a confidence booster, ULTHAR THYDRIM challenged VIP SECTION, down 21 points. Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, ULTHAR THYDRIM? Bookies and ULTHAR THYDRIM were more than a little surprised, as VIP SECTION snatched an easy victory from ULTHAR THYDRIM, gaining 22 points. Do my ears deceive me? ZARCO (outclassed by 29 points) challenged BEAR, in what promises to be a fight.(!) Like a fly challenging a flyswatter, ZARCO challenged BEAR, and got squashed. We sadists got a kick out it! (as did ZARCO) Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after life! Those who owe SALEM of DARQUE FORCES money and had written him off, take note: he'S BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!! AND he'S MAD!!! Citizens of CHIMLEVTAL, be sure to settle your debts with TEN-TON TESSIE of NUMBERS GAME. She's relocating to the Dark Arena and has other things on hers mind! Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee. Do not think spyreporting in CHIMLEVTAL is the highlight of my life. As the seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. Do not despair! I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME EDOM 5465 16 5 0 121 DARQUE FORCES (422) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -PRIVATE ROOM 3620 17 11 0 114 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) -11TH COMMANDMENT 5453 8 7 1 113 NUMBERS GAME (403) UNZOE THE SHAMAN 4940 11 2 0 112 THE STORMGUARDS (78) -FALCATA 5405 12 5 1 111 SOL INVICTUS (469) AIRBORNE 4729 22 11 2 106 PLATOON (513) SNIPER 4724 19 14 0 106 PLATOON (513) DAMHAIN THE SATYR 5197 25 11 0 105 OVERLORDS (509) -COMMANDER SPUD 5149 11 8 1 105 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) RETAEH T. MAERD 4105 18 8 0 97 CISUM S. EKARD (451) HORAGALLES 5212 13 13 2 96 SOL INVICTUS (469) DUST MITE 5390 10 1 1 95 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) CINNIMON ROLLE 5553 8 3 1 94 ALL NIGHT LONG (570) SVEIN FORKBEARD 5187 20 17 2 93 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SHE MADE ME 5421 13 10 0 86 WHY DID I DO IT (540) MENDAL OMSHIL 5043 15 26 0 85 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) -HELL STORM 5665 11 3 0 85 DEVIL'S MAYHEM (580) NORGEN PELH 5042 14 27 0 83 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) WAS DRUNK 5094 15 20 0 82 WHY DID I DO IT (540) POSEIDONIS 5540 9 3 1 81 AVENGERS (146) LES NAYLE 5044 13 33 0 77 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) STEPHEN 5460 13 9 0 77 THE STORMBRINGERS (359) INFERNO SERPENT 5662 9 6 0 77 DEVIL'S MAYHEM (580) ULTHAR THUUNE 5411 14 11 2 72 THE STORMBRINGERS (359) -CERIDWEN 5636 6 2 0 70 SOL INVICTUS (469) FRED 4434 8 3 1 68 4-LETTER FRUIT BATS (487) DIRDEN II 5655 6 2 0 68 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VALKYRIE 5351 15 16 0 67 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ANDERS DIEMED 5174 10 13 0 66 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43) -JOHN 4433 8 2 1 66 4-LETTER FRUIT BATS (487) OMAR 5626 12 8 0 65 SHERMANS STABLE (578) ULF STORMHELM 5612 10 1 0 65 STORMWATCH (440) VIP SECTION 5531 8 6 2 64 ALL NIGHT LONG (570) ULTHAR JARVA 5417 10 14 0 62 OVERLORDS (509) ULTHAR URUV 5409 16 9 4 61 OVERLORDS (509) GERI 5473 11 9 0 61 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508) WARDO BARD 5276 9 2 0 61 BUSHMASTERS (164) SNORTY MCSNORT 5555 5 5 0 61 ALL NIGHT LONG (570) BEAR 5577 10 3 1 60 THE ANIMALS (574) MIKADO 5627 11 9 0 59 SHERMANS STABLE (578) UNHOLY TEMPTRESS 5563 6 3 1 58 CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CALLEIGHT 5128 14 13 1 56 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43) KATANA 5420 10 8 1 55 AVENGERS (146) ULTHAR UTHERYDES 5682 5 1 0 53 THE STORMGUARDS (78) SLATE G35 5637 7 2 0 52 NUMBERS GAME (403) HAJJ'IL THAN'NI 5664 10 7 0 50 DEVIL'S MAYHEM (580) ULTHAR ES 5418 10 13 0 49 STORMWATCH (440) -LITTLE NICKY 4413 4 2 0 46 THE ADAM-S FAMILY (484) PAPER CUT KING 5211 6 7 0 45 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) MAYTODD 5628 10 9 0 44 SHERMANS STABLE (578) ULTHAR THYDRIM 5557 8 7 1 43 THE STORMGUARDS (78) ULL STORMHELM 5559 6 6 2 43 THE STORMBRINGERS (359) COLOSSUS'S FIRE 5661 6 5 0 43 DEVIL'S MAYHEM (580) CRUSADER 5744 4 4 0 42 CON KNIGHTS (589) TELLAS ARIGO 3727 7 2 3 41 CRIMSON BLADE (423) KOLUM MAROD 5344 8 14 1 40 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) LOWLY WORM 5383 8 15 0 39 AVENGERS (146) BADGER 5576 8 5 0 38 THE ANIMALS (574) STEEL DRAGON 5564 6 3 0 38 CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572) SARONIKO 5583 4 4 0 36 CLUB DV8 (575) TERROR TWIN 5620 4 6 1 35 ALL NIGHT LONG (570) OBERON STORMBLADE 5632 5 5 1 34 OVERLORDS (509) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ULTHAR STORMHELM 5556 5 10 1 33 THE STORMGUARDS (78) -FLASHMAN 5561 4 1 1 33 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43) -MAJOR PAIN 5463 4 3 0 33 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) -MASKIM XUL 5595 3 7 0 33 NECRONOMICON (577) TEMPLAR 5747 3 5 0 33 CON KNIGHTS (589) BRUTIKUS 4938 2 1 0 33 CIRCUS MAXIMUS (524) TRINITY 5743 3 3 0 31 CON KNIGHTS (589) DUALIN 5799 2 0 1 30 DESOLATE ONES (595) STILETTO 5581 4 4 0 29 CLUB DV8 (575) OBSESSION 5692 3 3 1 29 BLACKGUARD (584) HEAVEN 5742 3 3 0 29 CON KNIGHTS (589) NOSSER PEEL 4395 6 5 0 28 CISUM S. EKARD (451) FIRESOUL 5657 3 1 0 28 CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572) VESPIA MAXIMUS 4937 3 0 0 26 CIRCUS MAXIMUS (524) EAGLE 5578 6 7 0 25 THE ANIMALS (574) ENSLAVED ANGEL 5660 5 3 0 25 DEVIL'S MAYHEM (580) ULEK 5471 4 3 0 25 BUSHMASTERS (164) GENGHIS KHAN 5569 2 0 0 25 EXTREME CREEPS (573) -MAXIMIUS 3276 5 6 0 24 CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350) TNEG UNDET 4373 4 6 0 24 CISUM S. EKARD (451) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OBELIX 5705 2 3 1 24 WHAT GAUL! (586) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -GIGAM XUL 5592 6 5 0 23 NECRONOMICON (577) CHICA LOCA 5585 3 5 0 23 CLUB DV8 (575) DANTRAG 5803 2 0 0 23 THE STORMBRINGERS (359) ZARCO 5767 2 1 0 23 THE 'X' FACTOR (590) LODEN NORVIS 5693 3 4 0 22 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) SEPTIMIUS 3484 2 1 0 22 CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350) DIRDEN I 5654 4 4 0 21 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508) TATTLE TAIL 5754 2 1 1 21 CLUB DV8 (575) ELP RUPPEED 4449 3 5 0 20 CISUM S. EKARD (451) SIR LEILWYN 5794 1 0 0 20 DRAGON KNIGHTS (594) MAZOO 5766 1 2 0 19 THE 'X' FACTOR (590) -PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656 1 0 0 19 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) KANDI LAND 5582 5 3 0 18 CLUB DV8 (575) BERAGO 5702 5 1 0 18 BUSHMASTERS (164) -DINGIR XUL 5630 4 4 1 17 NECRONOMICON (577) METALLURGIX 5704 2 3 0 17 WHAT GAUL! (586) -HAPPY GILMORE 4414 2 2 0 17 THE ADAM-S FAMILY (484) -SIR BRUTUS 5723 2 0 0 17 BLACKGUARD (584) CORNELIUS 3485 1 2 0 17 CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350) GRUNT 5749 1 1 0 17 PLATOON (513) -SLAUGHTER LAMB 3900 1 0 0 17 EXHALE INC... (437) ADAPA ASHUR 4114 4 2 0 16 CRIMSON BLADE (423) -THE WATERBOY 4411 3 1 0 16 THE ADAM-S FAMILY (484) TWIN TERROR 5621 2 8 0 16 ALL NIGHT LONG (570) MAZZY FENTON 4533 2 0 0 16 THIEVES' GUILD (502) O.B.L. 5696 1 0 0 16 EXTREME CREEPS (573) VEGA 5722 2 0 0 15 BLUE FROG COMPANY (587) CHLOE D'MORTE 5724 2 2 0 15 BLACKGUARD (584) SR-71 5790 1 0 1 15 PLATOON (513) ARTURUS DECIMUS 4903 1 2 0 15 CIRCUS MAXIMUS (524) SURT 5796 1 1 0 15 DESOLATE ONES (595) DAZZLING DULL DAY 5752 1 0 0 15 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) GOMORRAH 5771 1 1 0 15 DARQUE FORCES (422) MARSHMALLOW MAN 5694 1 0 0 15 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) SYNYSTR 5596 3 5 0 14 CHAMPIONS OF RUNE (572) ZLOTY 5768 1 2 0 14 THE 'X' FACTOR (590) -STREAKER 5687 1 0 0 14 BACK TO SCHOOL (583) ULTHAR REDBEARD 5843 1 0 0 14 STORMWATCH (440) HERUGRIM 5653 3 4 0 13 STORMWATCH (440) COURTNEY JOANNE 5779 1 0 0 13 DENZO MASTERS (592) ATLANTA 5713 3 2 0 12 SHERMANS STABLE (578) ORIN GREYLOCKS 5830 1 0 1 12 THE HUNTSMEN (600) COFFEE CAKE 5772 1 0 1 11 DESSERT TRIBUNAL (591) GETAFIX 5708 2 3 0 10 WHAT GAUL! (586) -THE HOLLOW 4537 1 0 0 10 THIEVES' GUILD (502) SWEET TART 5775 1 0 0 10 DESSERT TRIBUNAL (591) DAWN MARIE 5780 1 0 0 10 DENZO MASTERS (592) -ASH GOLEM 5689 3 0 0 9 BLACKGUARD (584) GORILLA 5710 2 3 0 9 THE ANIMALS (574) FENRIS 5798 1 1 0 9 DESOLATE ONES (595) SU MIRP 4999 1 0 0 9 CISUM S. EKARD (451) FLAVIUS MAXIMUS 4900 0 2 0 8 CIRCUS MAXIMUS (524) SLOTH 5765 2 1 0 7 THE 'X' FACTOR (590) ULTHAR THE PIOUS 5753 2 1 0 7 THE STORMGUARDS (78) VICIOSO 5026 1 3 1 7 CRIMSON BLADE (423) -WEDDING SINGER 4415 1 3 1 7 THE ADAM-S FAMILY (484) UNHYGIENIX 5706 1 4 0 7 WHAT GAUL! (586) GLAZED DONUT 5776 1 0 0 6 DESSERT TRIBUNAL (591) WOODCHUCK 5717 1 3 0 6 THE ANIMALS (574) HEAD HUNTER 5832 1 0 0 6 THE HUNTSMEN (600) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BRIAR SHIELD 5813 1 0 0 6 HOPLITES (596) TOMMY FRANKS 5750 1 1 0 6 PLATOON (513) ZOTHIQUE 5597 1 2 0 5 AVENGERS (146) SAVANNAH 5759 1 2 0 5 SHERMANS STABLE (578) AUNNA 5764 1 2 0 5 THE 'X' FACTOR (590) -SHUB NIGGURATH 5730 1 2 0 5 NECRONOMICON (577) -LEGS 5686 1 0 0 5 BACK TO SCHOOL (583) LONG STRIDER 5831 1 0 0 5 THE HUNTSMEN (600) IVAN THE TERRIBLE 5568 1 1 0 4 EXTREME CREEPS (573) ALTAR 5770 1 1 0 4 CON KNIGHTS (589) EIGHT SECONDS 5801 1 1 0 4 NUMBERS GAME (403) FORINPOLITIX 5808 1 1 0 4 WHAT GAUL! (586) VON HERRIGAST 5721 1 1 0 4 BLUE FROG COMPANY (587) CHAREOS 5718 1 1 0 4 BLUE FROG COMPANY (587) ULTHAR REDBLADE 5802 1 1 0 4 THE STORMBRINGERS (359) LOKISAN 5797 1 1 0 4 DESOLATE ONES (595) MIMIR 5800 1 1 0 4 DESOLATE ONES (595) CHALDEA 5836 1 0 0 3 DARQUE FORCES (422) MITRIAN 5719 0 2 0 2 BLUE FROG COMPANY (587) HENRY THE BLACK 5572 0 2 0 2 EXTREME CREEPS (573) -SPIKE WEAVER 5809 0 1 0 1 HOPLITES (596) SIR BLAERIC 5792 0 1 0 1 DRAGON KNIGHTS (594) -CHUCKY 5685 0 1 0 1 BACK TO SCHOOL (583) -THORN ELEMENTAL 5810 0 1 0 1 HOPLITES (596) H. LEE 5781 0 1 0 1 DENZO MASTERS (592) -THISTLE 4534 0 1 0 1 THIEVES' GUILD (502) ULTHAR CYAXARES 5837 0 1 0 1 OVERLORDS (509) SHARP EYES 5834 0 1 0 1 THE HUNTSMEN (600) -AUN'VAR 5807 0 1 0 1 THE NIGHTHAWKS (43) -EDWARD DEATH 5758 0 1 0 1 BLACKGUARD (584) SIROK AKHISAR 5049 0 1 0 1 CRIMSON BLADE (423) -PYGMY TROLL 5811 0 1 0 1 HOPLITES (596) -LONE WOLF 5812 0 1 0 1 HOPLITES (596) SIR GORDERAN 5791 0 1 0 1 DRAGON KNIGHTS (594) COPPERHEAD 5846 0 1 0 1 BUSHMASTERS (164) PEACH STRUDEL 5774 0 1 0 1 DESSERT TRIBUNAL (591) FOOTPRINTS 5833 0 1 0 1 THE HUNTSMEN (600) BABY COREE 5778 0 1 0 1 DENZO MASTERS (592) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? KIRK 5727 0 1 0 4-LETTER FRUIT BA 487 PREACHER 353 270 NONE HERK 5726 0 1 0 4-LETTER FRUIT BA 487 WURM KIN 362 270 NONE SPARROW 5641 1 4 0 THE ANIMALS 574 DINGIR XUL 5630 266 REVENGED MYER GOLDSTIEN 5720 1 1 0 BLUE FROG COMPANY 587 OBSESSION 5692 270 BLUE KRAIT 5789 0 2 0 BUSHMASTERS 164 ORIN GREYLOCKS 5830 270 METALSTORM 5643 3 3 0 CHAMPIONS OF RUNE 572 TELLAS ARIGO 3727 270 BANDIT PRINCE 360 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 SALEM 5222 270 NONE DEAD 5835 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 422 BANDIT PRINCE 360 270 NONE TONI DANIELLE 5777 0 1 0 DENZO MASTERS 592 BANDIT PRINCE 360 270 NONE BANANA SPLIT 5773 0 1 0 DESSERT TRIBUNAL 591 THE RAGE MAN 359 270 NONE REINE MARGOT 5571 1 1 0 EXTREME CREEPS 573 SR-71 5790 270 TEN-TON TESSIE 5455 11 9 1 NUMBERS GAME 403 ARENAMASTER LEVTA 358 270 NONE PASS THE BUCK 5804 0 1 0 SOL INVICTUS 469 LIGHTBRINGER 357 270 NONE EORED ROHIRRIM 5732 1 2 0 STORMWATCH 440 COFFEE CAKE 5772 270 ULTHAR XANDO 5407 13 9 0 STORMWATCH 440 HORAGALLES 5212 266 NOT REVE UNGVAR STORMHELM 5634 5 3 0 STORMWATCH 440 FLASHMAN 5561 269 PERSONAL ADS Gamemaster -- There are so many teams here. Can you let us know what teams are run by which managers? Thank you! -- The Zoo Keeper, manager of The Animals (574) Does anyone have a list? -- GC The Saint does, but she isn't proofing this morning. Remind her next time. -- Temp Ed. There surely is a lot of smack talk here, and it appears some kind of war is going on. Is it? And who is winning? Con Knights Hello Everyone! -- My name is Kon and I manage this group of nobles known as Empire Rising and of course I represent that awe-inspring alliance know to you all as the Desolate Empire and I plan to solidify the foundation of our Empire in this fine arena. I am normally quiet and reserved, preferring my warriors' actions to speak for me -- with that being said let me allow them to introduce themselves: -- Hopefully all of you will like me, for I am the...Peoples Prince -- I'm really not a...Tyrant -- All VC shall bow to the...Overlord -- I'm still not sure why they call me...Drudge -- In this arena there's a new...Sheriff So there you have it folks! If you're friendly, come on over and raise a pint or two with us. If you're not, then keep 'em sharp and at the ready! -- Dark Knight Kon Dark Knights -- I have arrived! Let me know who's who in this arna and we'll proceed to build our Empire upon their fallen bodies!!! -- Dark Knight Kon To the glorious Knights of the DE -- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...and to quote Forrest Gump, "That's all I gots to say about that." Quit talking and start producing. -- Apex Osiris, Osmosis, Oslo, Oreo, whatever your name is -- Blue Frog Company?? Sounds like somewhere you could get good chew toys for your pets. Hook a brother up with some free samples, and I'll see if my wife's Pomeranian likes them. -- Apex DK Oreo -- If the VC motto is what you said, then what does that make yours? Hmmm... let me think a second. WAIT!!! I've got it!!! How about, "Hey!!! We're so cool!! It doesn't matter that the passed out drunk lying beside the pub has more original insults and cutdowns than we do as a collective group, we're still cool!!" Osiris, Wasby, Oompaloompa, whatever your name is -- I appreciate the listing of your teams here. Now that I know it's Toker's team I'll be beating up on over in Talacma, it makes it that much sweeter for me. Also, for whomever runs Cherub in Dwes Eg, John Henderson sends his warmest regards. To whichever, whomever, whatever of the DE desides to once again "call us out" -- For the love of the blessed gods of all the religions and sects across the land, BRING IT. EVERYONE is tired of hearing about it. Just shut up and do it. We don't care that you feel the need to announce it EVERY turn. Just please, for those that go to great pains to hand write these newsletters, quit wasting their time and ink. We're here. We're not going anywhere. We know you're calling us out. So do something about it. -- Apex To all -- I'm not sure who these other groups are that are joining us in laughing at the comedy club that is called the D.E., but you can't be too bad. I mean really. Anyone with a sense of humor should enjoy the Three Stooges+Shep campaign these guys are giving us. It's slapstick at its finest. -- Apex Blackstorm -- You guys couldn't dismantle a set of lego blocks with a sledge hammer and a bulldozer. You'd all be too busy talking about how you're GOING to do it, instead of ACTUALLY doing it. -- Apex Ralavar of Everlast -- My friend, you will HEAR a lot about and from the Dark Knights. However, that's about all you'll get out of them. Only Blackstorm has the brains to back up whatever he says. Usually. The rest are all talk, no game. Well, lots of game actually. Because they can only play games when it actually gets down to business. -- Apex Goat, Sheep, Lamb, Veal Scalopini -- You never really did much fighting against the C.O.L. here. As a matter of fact, I don't think you ever really did much of anything in this arena. But since you are an esteemed member of the D.E. now, and make- believe is your specialty, who am I to take that away from you? -- Apex D.K. Osiris -- Congratulations on the honors. -- The 'X' Factor D.K. Toker -- Ya, maybe I do want to be a Duelmaster. Maybe I do. -- X-Man (laughs as he thinks of the chickens) D.K. Toker -- Thanks for showing me Chimlevtal. I plan on staying here for some time, to have fun. -- The 'X' Factor Ralavar, mgr. Team Everlast -- Can I offer some advice? I've only been in this game three years and I can't say much but you are going to get your face kicked in as a rookie. Take it with a grain of salt and learn fast! You'll begin to learn what works and what don't through trial and error. Believe me I was that guy. Anyway if you want to send any question my way I'll be glad to help you any way I can. "Mind you I'm not that good, but I don't suck either." -- Buddy Lee, Devil's Mayhem 580 Poseidonis -- That's what I get for blind challenges. Good thing you didn't kill me. -- Inferno Serpent Templar -- Excellent win! I sure parry a lot better than I attack. -- Enslaved Angel D.K. Blackstorm -- Received yours and another is on the way. Jackals? You give them too much credit! (grin) More like a finch attacking an Eagle! (LOL) Although we are lions, they are at most a shepard! Let's enjoy this. Have brought a more SERIOUS team. You said let's get serious, right? (grin) -- Dark KnightToker, mgr. The Huntsmen Icelord -- The show last night at the Rusted Cutlass was great! However, I have one question -- how did you get Maxi to fit in that dress? I know he/she was selling wares, but it was truly comical! -- D.K. Toker X-Man -- Just keep at it! Hope you're enjoying your stay, dummy! (grin) Trying to pass those off and to get caught! Oh well, looking forward to the 28th! -- D.K. Toker Dark Knights -- Dark Knight Ancient Creep has informed me that he will be back this cycle with his "Extreme Creeps" stable. So now we grow stronger as our enemies weaken with their false bravado! -- D.K. Toker, mgr. The Huntsmen D.K. Ancient Creep -- Glad to have you back at this most enjoyable time -- VC smashing! It's been a long time coming anyway. So just remember Hammer is no longer VC! (grin) I got a diplo from Dok Sik and he will be in 47 along with Blackstorm and I for the time being! No mercy! -- D.K. Toker D.K. Osiris -- If they don't stand up after last cycles p-ads, they never will. I alraedy know they're not in DM 1 with us like they stated in their all arena ad... damn cowards! -- Dark Knight Toker All -- I have decided that since my Vincere Aut Mori (564) seems to be cursed with the now undead, I will be bringing in a new squad just for this war that seems to be spreading like wildfire! So please welcome (or if you're VC stop your knees from knocking) "The Huntsmen!" We are the hunters of cowards! If questionable tacitcs are used by our enemies, we will employ thet same, if that's what it takes. So to my DE brothers and our COL allies, SMASH all opposition, bogus Avengers or Lame VC! I wish this Gemini Gold Phallix would show himself! -- Dark Knigh Toker, mgr. The Huntsmen P.S. List of styles and more on the way! Liam -- Are you not TCB? Just wondering. I thought I remembered some all arena welcoming you and Buddy Lee into the TCB! Maybe I'm wrong!?! Either way good challenge last turn! -- D.K. Toker Kat -- Since my brothers smashed VC last turn it's only expected for one of us to do bad. It just had to be me and that damn cursed team. Kinda like your 59 squad, you know! Good fights. Hope my Huntsmen find yours soon. They will be tracking them down. (evil grin) -- D.K. Toker Ralavar -- Where is this "Gemini" guy! He supports the VC observations, huh! Okay, I won't tell you my observations, but since you all are new or pretending to be new, I will welcome you and wish you luck. You all will need it! -- Dark Knight Toker, mgr. The Huntsmen The Icelord -- Funny to see Goat back and against his former buttbuddies, the VC. He refers to the upstarts at the Cartel as "battle tested and old." He is half right. They are old and stale. Tal, Warrior! -- High Lord Bosk Citizens of Chimlevtal -- It is in your honor that the arena swells toward 40 stables battling. All Hail Chimlevtal! -- The Council of Lords Goat -- As far as I'm concerned, you are a has-been and not worthy of our attention. Go ahead and focus on your current itch. -- High Lord Bosk RTR -- I am very ready for a great night of swilling and wenching at the Rusty Cutlass! When I return, My Friend. -- High Lord Bosk Norgen Pelh -- The Knifebeards are a clan of lesser furocity than us Forkbeards! -- Svein Forkbeard Blackstorm -- You are correct, your enemies' enemy is not your enemy. We will toast your efforts in Chimlevtal. Join us at the Rusty Cutlass after The Icelord and I get back from our current adventure. As for a hunting permit... are you kidding? These VC small fish are on the catch and release program -- CERTAINLY not trophy material, soooo have at 'em! --High Lord Bosk COL -- That was 2 for u and 1 for me that turn by my count. Looks like your ranks are growing -- never let it be said that you lack charisma. Also, it appears I may have an unlikely ally in an old foe...should make for an interesting end to the year. -- D. Noble Can we get to 40 teams this turn?? -- D. Noble Ralavar -- No. -- Citizens of Chimlevtal VIP Section -- I thought your manager, Destitute Noble, said downchallenges are cowardly?! Did he mean "always cowardly" or "they are cowardly when my enemies do them?" Such hypocrisy. You're lucky I didn't kill you for that downchallenge, boy. -- Ulthar Thydrim Salem -- Nice try. -- Damhain the Satyr Dark Knight Goat -- I greet you. It is ironic, indeed. As I recall, The COL and Vendetta@United were discussing an end to hostilities. We certainly understand and support the Desolate Empire's battle with the Crying Cartel. A new chapter in the history of glorious Chimlevtal is now being written. -- Master Janos Bard/Historian -- The Council of Lords Dark Knight Osiris -- Greetings and welcome to Chimlevtal! It looks like you will certainly liven up this already lively arena! The Crying Cartel look like: Darque Forces, Why Did I Do It, Platoon, Club DV8, The Nighthawks, What Gaul! and Hoplites. Buddy Lee manages Devil's Mayhem and is fully supporting them. Destitute Noble supports them and runs Numbers Game, Just Desserts and All Night Long. There might be more, but they usually hide in the bushes and then brag when they get a few surprise wins. Be strong and do as you will. The swords of others will set you your limit. -- Maste Janos Bard/Historian -- The Council of Lords Senseless Jan -- So you dumped those losers Samurai Kids II? Is Hoplites yours? If so, why didn't you announce on turn #269 that you manage them? Typical Crying Cartel. You sure did talk A LOT months ago and you have not backed up squat. Are you going to dump Hoplites after they start 3-12? Use your avoids because the pain is coming. -- The Stormguards The Council of Lords are proud to present Chimlevtal History Facts: On turn #80 (2/29/92) three were 43 teams listed in Chimlevtal. They were: Zombie Stomp, The Inner Sphere, The Stormguards, Night Breed, Silver Blades, Sea Rats, Briteron By, Energeia, Enforcers, Dagarath Guards, Dead and Buried, Black Company, Team Supreme!!!, Bushmasters, Loony Toons, Jabbas Children, Power Pact, Vicious Hatred, Les Gaulois, Muslim Fanatics, Visions, Beat These, The 422 Crew, Meat Cleavers, South of Heaven, The Bloodguard, The RW Killers, Foreign Legion, The Barbarians, Labyrinths, Gold Tigers, Mostly Music, The Trojans, Clair De Lune, The Maelstrom, The Nighthawks, Junkyard Dogs, The Spice Pack, Warriors, Knightly Ice, A Touch of Evil, The Blackadders and Damage Inc. The Duelmaster was Here2Kill of Dead and Buried, a WOS who was 17-2. Blackstorm -- In other places, I've room to play -- here, you need to stand in line. -- Kat RTR -- My most sincere apology if the minutia of my grammar exceeds your acumen. My bad, righteous dude. {flex, flex, flex} -- Kat Dark Knight Osiris/Wasby the Great -- ...and what, pray tell, entitles you to my attention? As a helpful point, Ed. normally keeps the definitive list of managers. You need but to ask. -- Kat Ed. -- May we have a list of current teams/managers? Much appreciated. -- Kat (Mgr. -- ClubDV8) I'm sure you may, but Ed. is sleeping in today, and you've got me and no list. Next time. Remind her. -- Temp Ed. Toker -- Our condolences on Tiberius. Death, though always a possibility, is unfortunate -- Kat You know, I WROTE personals, and then I glanced the other way, and poof, the lightning pigeon ate them. I tried "put it back," to no avail. I'll have to dig the fights out of the trash and do them over from scratch. This is the absolute pits. -- Jorja Sniper -- If you have to sneak up and shoot me from ambush (and if I had to shoot someone, ambush would be my choice, too), try to teach me some more skills next time, okay? I need 'em. -- Norgen Pelh Unholy Temptress -- Is there any other kind? Let's get together and tempt each other more after the fights. It could be fun. -- Kolum Marod P.S. It makes sense that a temptress should be an elf. One hears stories about elves. Shub Niggurath -- Wow! That talisman that I bought from a withered crone right before the fight is obviously the goods! I'm a vanquisher of Chaotic Beings! I never even suspected that this would be my career path. Cool. -- Loden Norvis Svein Forkbeard -- Very strong-minded of you to persuade the Commission NOT to list you as a dwarf. Anyone with a beard, automatically goes down as a dwarf, ESPECIALLY if he's more than six feet tall. How did you do it? -- Les Nayle Omar -- I had a really snide comment in my original personal, but now that Jorja's paying attention, she won't let me repeat it. Or any other rude or snide comment I can think of. Damn. -- Mendal Omshil Ralavar -- I'm not finding you on the team listing here, where are you? Will you see an answer posted here? There are other people who can give better advice, but here's my two cents' worth: A warrior with SZ 20 WT 17 WL 4? Send him to the Dark Arena. If I had such a warrior, I would probably run him, but I'm a masochist. But I would not have a warrior like this, because I would never let WL remain at 4; I'd probably boost it to nine or ten, even if it meant leaving some OTHER stat low. OTHER low stats can be fixed, if you have enough WL. This warrior cannot be fixed, because of the abysmal will stat. He will lose and lose and lose, because the low will encourages him to quit at the least little problem during the fight. If he happens to be a pure offensive, a lunger or a basher, say, he might win a few fights at the beginning by running flat out (10-10-x), but he has NO long-term potential. A tourney team? Nothing easier. Buy a new team, send it to one of the transfer arenas (71, 72, and 73 are good choices) with no strategies. It will be entered and overviewed, but won't run unless/until you send strategies. The warriors will be in the system, however, and readily available for tourneys. Just don't forget to send them strategies for the tourneys! Otherwise they'll end up running no armor, no weapons, 1-1-1. Bad idea, which I know since some of mine ran that way when I wasn't paying attention! Ulek -- I don't mind if we try again, now that you know what I'm about, let's try again. -- Unhygienix Goat -- Unlike your ...ahem... alliance, you will find the VC a coordinated fighting machine. Ask Lady Fern, the young ones are always done too soon, experience will give you stamina and the know-how to finish the job properly. -- Maximillian Blackstorm -- Okay, I surrender, now come just a little bit closer.... -- Maximillian COL -- Love your old turn listings, I recognize many teams and am waiting to see my old one. -- Maximillian Stormwatch -- I do not speak for the Cartel, just myself. I will use dishonorable tactics only in retaliation. But you guys are special :) -- Getafix Blackstorm -- None of us are overly worried, if truth be told. Toker says you couldn't beat your way out of bed. -- Maximillian Petrified Creepy -- See you soon, ready to get smacked around for the 3rd time inarow. -- Warriors of What Gaul! Liam the Goth -- Hammer is an old, good friend, your words gain you my respect. Although we have not forgotten your DC in 28 against us. -- Maximillian P.S. A diplo will be forthcoming, I almost forgot what they were. :) Obsession -- I'm sorry, would you like to try again. -- Getafix Osiris -- Your Maxipad reference is low class, we expected no less. -- Maximillian Avengers of Light -- I suggest you show yourself. -- Maximillian Steel Dragon -- Don't let your head get all puffy now. -- Getafix Aunna -- I bet you were even confident weren't you. -- Metallurgix Firesoul -- Ever been slapped upside the head with a fish. I've got some nice seasoned ones just for the DE. -- Unhygienix Thorn Elemental -- Please try to stay away from me, you're all prickly. -- Forinpolitix Lowly Worm -- 2 fights inarow now against fighters with massive FE advantages. I'm getting rather tired of this by Belenos and Bellisama. -- Obelix RTR -- Great name. And well earned from what I've seen from past newlsetters. I must say, I try to be as rude as possible while still upholding my knightly vows. -- D.K. Osiris Dark Knights -- Good turn. Now let's turn it up. Women and Wine on me tonight at Blue Frog Keep. -- D.K. Osiris P.S. Goat, put down that VC lackey. Just for a minute. C.O.L. -- Feel free to also stop by Blue Frog Keep for W&W. Of course, you'll also have to put down your shipping toys. Oh, my bad, those are ACTUAL VC members! -- D.K. Osiris All -- D.E. 5 wins, V.C. 5 wins, a wash. Moods were not great a the V.C. hideout as they couldn't get all their cowardly D.C.s through. Trust in the Knights to prevail. -- D.K. Osiris Now, on to the flaming! Liam the Goth -- The northern wolf? The Northern Wolf?! THE NORTHERN WOLF!?! Don't you know wolves cower when faced with the fury of a BLACKSTORM? -- D.K. Osiris P.S. I can't help it so...ho's afraid of the big bad wolf? Senseless -- Hey ba-by, nice to see you. I didn't mean for my frogs to do that, but well, yes I did. Glad you're here. I love 'em. A bit fiesty. Ralavar, mgr. Team Everlast -- This will be a one time bit of advice. I'll try to condense, but trust me on this: if you really are new (which I doubt), don't get involved in any wars or battles. I only tell you this because when I started I got pushed into a war my very first turn and I regret coming into the game that way. I wish I would've got advice like I'm giving you now. So there's my reason. -- D.K. Osiris Ralavar -- With that said, if you continue to ride the leg of the VC, I WILL punish you accordingly. -- D.K. Osiris Blue Krait -- I usually do not wear armor that heavy! On the advice of one of my manager's friends, I tried and lo and behold! Good fight. -- Lori ann Ulthar Redblade -- One good parry on my part! I will be sore for the days to come. The keg is on me. Nice! -- Fenris chareos -- I knew (duh) me should tried school longer? But DADA went to WAR. You be friend cum see sister and eat pig eat pie. Huh, like your hair. Me win next time. OK. Me learn something. (picking nose) I think... -- Surt Vincere Aut Mori -- Real nice. There is nothing better than bringing your stable out of the gutter. I know to kill snakes you have to sometimes drop to their level. Time to get your boots on and mosh to the front! -- Desolate Ones Blue Frog Co. -- Real nice. So whom as I dealing with. I thought Wasby the Great escaped! I don't want you hurting my old pal. Sir God Osiris. Please let him go. - - Desolate Ones Champions of Rune -- I like your style of stable name. May the norns guide you and Hasuz enlighten you, while Kenaz provides the knowledge needed to reach Rig Hood. -- Desolate Ones C.O.L. -- Dark Knight Osiris could not have put it any clearer. There will be no bloodfeuds on my part if one of my warrior dies. -- D.K. Goat Gemini Goldpole Climber -- Put your high heels and makeup on before you expose yourself. You should continue keeping quiet while you think about what you are doing! Are you sure you're not an undercover Altar Boy that thinks we give a crap who you really are! So just shut up and let men and true women fight the real war! -- Dark Knight Goat of the Desolate Empire Master Darque -- I'm sure you have heard it all. Good luck in your defeat. (sword raised) -- Dark Knight Goat of the Desolate Empire VC -- The field of sorrow is back. As usual your young warriors have been trying to train at the "Desolate Axe" with real masters. Do not worry "I" let them train with our "Desolate Flowers," who kept asking them, "Why do you always parry instead of fight?" "What are all them calluses on your knees from?" After the flowers whipped on them, I had to tell them, (Desolate Flowers) that them "V.C. boys had to go through a special 'Altar Attendant' Ritual like Maxi did." All -- The Dragon Knights respectfully announce their arrival here in the Chimlevtal Arena. We hope that the compeition here is respectful, but brutal. -- Turak, mgr. Dragon Knights 26 August 2006 The Avengers of Light. Another VC lackey? What's the matter VC, are you scared? Bringing in reinforcements. It matters not, bring your avengers and they shall be crushed! I am Dark Knight Blackstorm and I represent the Desolate Empire and can easily be found in 8, 28, 31, 47, 54, and 106. I reply with steel and your women shall cry when they start the body count!!!!!!!!! Remember to sign your posts to whoever from the VC wrote that earlier Ad. -- Dark Knight Blackstorm 4 September 2006 Civil War/The Crusades The next edition of the Civil War series is to be held in Tobir, arena 14, beginning November 25th with a round where all participating managers must DA all 5 of their warriors; in addition all warriors must be prefixed with an A an F or a D in the following manner: A-Broke Stroker or (A) Broke Stroker. Names simply beginning with the letter of your federation will NOT count as properly prefixed! Existing teams are welcome but no warrior who survives the DA who had prior Fight Experience (arena or tourney) will be allowed to score or challenge into the contest teams. There will be an equal number of teams set up for each of the three factions (Andorian, Free Blades, and Delarquan) to create sides as equal as possible. This along with the DA round should set up pretty equal footing for all managers. After the DA there will be another round where you can either DA again or fight your new, or surviving, warriors so they will be set up to challenge an opponent beginning on round 1. So as a recap DA round, turn 0, then turn 1 it begins with the following rules: The Civil War to be held in arena 14. - The contest runs for 10-28 turns (barring ties). - No tourney participation allowed. Teams with warriors participating in any tournament are disqualified. - An even number of teams per faction worked out by the Faction Leaders. No later substitutions are allowed. - If a manager brings in a second team and challenges into the contest he is DQ'd and his side will fight one team short! - Three factions will be participating: Andorian, Delarquan, Free Blades - Everyone prefixes their warrior with A-, F-, or D- (No prefix = disqualification of the warrior) - Turn DA: (The DA Round) November 25, 2006. Every warrior must DA. (Warriors not DA'd on Turn 0 are disqualified) - Turn 0: December 9th, 2006. There will be no scoring this turn it is meant to allow for challenges on turn 1. - Turn 1+: Scoring as detailed below - Each team gets 1 point for defeating a warrior from an opposing team. - Fights against warriors on your team do not generate points in any situation. - The team with the most points each turn gets a Battle Point (if there is a tie for the most points then no Battle Points are accrued) - The first team to 10 Battle Points wins the war - Managers of teams on the winning side each receive a +1 bonus potion to be used on a warrior on their contest team. This must be applied within a month of the conclusion of the contest and the team must have been active on the last turn of the contest. Anyone wishing to participate, and feels they can probably stick around for the duration (don't want to handicap a side, of course unforeseeable events cannot be planned for), should either diplo me at THE DEATH SQUAD(63) in Tobir (arena 14) or place a personal ad in the arena. You may also contact me via the Duel2.com boards! Let me know which faction you would like to fight for! This contest is intended to be open to ALL managers wishing to pit themselves against each other to try and determine which faction has the best managers! -- Street Legal 14 September 2006 I am back in the arena and thinking back to those days in 1984 where I was a novice and clueless manager. Now, 22 years later it looks like I am an ancient and once again clueless manager. I am looking to recover some old warriors. Since none of them are Aimed Blows, they are no threat to win anything. I just want to see how they turned out. The Couatl 2-17 Madam Butterfly 20-701 Gypsy Moth 20-703 King Crab 21-1 Priestess Python 26-1388 Please contact me at DekeYoung@Comcast.net if you know about any of these ancient warriors, or just want to bs about the old, old, old times. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SALEM viciously butchered BANDIT PRINCE in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. TEN-TON TESSIE was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER LEVTANI in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. BANANA SPLIT was assassinated by THE RAGE MAN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel. TONI DANIELLE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight. PASS THE BUCK was murdered by LIGHTBRINGER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition. DEAD was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a popular 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel. KIRK was executed by PREACHER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. HERK was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. SNIPER handily defeated SHE MADE ME in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. CINNIMON ROLLE won victory over STEPHEN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight. HORAGALLES won victory over POSEIDONIS in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight. INFERNO SERPENT was luckily beaten by AIRBORNE in a popular 3 minute Challenge melee. ULTHAR ES was subdued by SNORTY MCSNORT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match. ULTHAR URUV was viciously subdued by FRED in a tiresome 10 minute Challenge battle. ULTHAR THYDRIM was overpowered by VIP SECTION in a 1 minute Challenge conflict. CRUSADER was overpowered by DIRDEN II in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. GERI devastated COLOSSUS'S FIRE in a exciting 4 minute uneven Challenge duel. ULL STORMHELM slimly lost to SLATE G35 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl. WARDO BARD overpowered KOLUM MAROD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. OBERON STORMBLADE beat OBELIX in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur Challenge match. ZARCO was devastated by BEAR in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest. EAGLE was savagely defeated by SARONIKO in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge bout. KANDI LAND was vanquished by STEEL DRAGON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray. TEMPLAR savagely defeated BERAGO in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge match. TWIN TERROR lost to VESPIA MAXIMUS in a 3 minute Challenge match. TRINITY overpowered HERUGRIM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. ENSLAVED ANGEL overpowered ARTURUS DECIMUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match. LOKISAN was beaten by CHICA LOCA in a 2 minute beginner vs. veteran Challenge duel. CHLOE D'MORTE was savagely defeated by FIRESOUL in a 2 minute Challenge competition. TATTLE TAIL overpowered VON HERRIGAST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. SLOTH was overpowered by TERROR TWIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. ULTHAR REDBLADE was overpowered by GRUNT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. ALTAR was overpowered by MAZOO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout. FORINPOLITIX was subdued by LODEN NORVIS in a 1 minute Challenge contest. GOMORRAH overpowered MIMIR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle. MYER GOLDSTIEN was murdered by OBSESSION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle. DUALIN handily defeated GETAFIX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. AUNNA was demolished by DIRDEN I in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. UNHYGIENIX was viciously subdued by VEGA in a 1 minute novice's Challenge bout. DANTRAG handily defeated EIGHT SECONDS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. GORILLA was overpowered by HEAVEN in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge fight. DUST MITE won victory over WAS DRUNK in a exciting 1 minute struggle. UNZOE THE SHAMAN handily defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched duel. EDOM savagely defeated LES NAYLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's Title brawl. RETAEH T. MAERD overcame NORGEN PELH in a popular 2 minute veteran's match. DAMHAIN THE SATYR subdued MENDAL OMSHIL in a 2 minute expert's fight. MANI overpowered ULTHAR THUUNE in a 1 minute uneven bout. SVEIN FORKBEARD overpowered MIKADO in a 1 minute uneven competition. UNHOLY TEMPTRESS was outlasted by ULF STORMHELM in a unpopular 9 minute match. OMAR overpowered LOWLY WORM in a 1 minute one-sided battle. VALKYRIE was narrowly defeated by ULTHAR JARVA in a 8 minute bloody master's bout. KATANA overcame MAYTODD in a 1 minute match. PAPER CUT KING was viciously subdued by HAJJ'IL THAN'NI in a exciting 3 minute battle. ULTHAR UTHERYDES overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. NOSSER PEEL was narrowly defeated by BADGER in a 2 minute contest. TNEG UNDET was devastated by BRUTIKUS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout. STILETTO outwaited ADAPA ASHUR in a slow 20 minute fight. TELLAS ARIGO butchered METALSTORM in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. ULTHAR STORMHELM overpowered SYNYSTR in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match. ULEK savagely defeated METALLURGIX in a 7 minute gory veteran vs. amateur conflict. MAZZY FENTON bested TOMMY FRANKS in a 1 minute fight. ELP RUPPEED overpowered MITRIAN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. CORNELIUS was vanquished by GENGHIS KHAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel. SEPTIMIUS overpowered HENRY THE BLACK in a 1 minute one-sided fight. CHAREOS was vanquished by ULTHAR REDBEARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel. WOODCHUCK was demolished by ZLOTY in a 1 minute uneven battle. EORED ROHIRRIM was slain by COFFEE CAKE in a exciting 1 minute amateur's fight. ATLANTA slimly won victory over FLAVIUS MAXIMUS in a 5 minute novice's bout. BLUE KRAIT was murdered by ORIN GREYLOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided bout. ULTHAR THE PIOUS defeated SIROK AKHISAR in a dull 5 minute amateur's fight. SAVANNAH was devastated by O.B.L. in a 1 minute mismatched match. ZOTHIQUE was demolished by DAZZLING DULL DAY in a 2 minute uneven match. REINE MARGOT was butchered by SR-71 in a 1 minute one-sided battle. IVAN THE TERRIBLE was luckily beaten by COURTNEY JOANNE in a 2 minute beginner's duel. VICIOSO was handily defeated by SURT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee. FENRIS narrowly defeated SIR GORDERAN in a exciting 4 minute gruesome amateur's bout. SU MIRP viciously subdued PEACH STRUDEL in a 2 minute brutal novice's duel. MARSHMALLOW MAN unbelievably bested FOOTPRINTS in a unpopular 13 minute brutal match. SIR BLAERIC was subdued by LONG STRIDER in a 2 minute beginner's fight. SIR LEILWYN overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven match. H. LEE was subdued by HEAD HUNTER in a 2 minute novice's contest. DAWN MARIE demolished ULTHAR CYAXARES in a 1 minute uneven bout. BABY COREE was outwaited by CHALDEA in a dull 20 minute beginner's match. GLAZED DONUT beat SHARP EYES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal novice's duel. SWEET TART devastated COPPERHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided battle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 28 SLASHING ATTACK 45 - 30 - 3 60 | |TOTAL PARRY 24 TOTAL PARRY 83 - 71 - 5 54 | |LUNGING ATTACK 19 PARRY-STRIKE 53 - 48 - 1 52 | |WALL OF STEEL 19 PARRY-RIPOSTE 30 - 29 - 2 51 | |AIMED BLOW 15 AIMED BLOW 57 - 56 - 1 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 13 STRIKING ATTACK 87 - 97 - 7 47 | |SLASHING ATTACK 11 WALL OF STEEL 52 - 64 - 2 45 | |PARRY-LUNGE 11 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 50 - 1 43 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 LUNGING ATTACK 57 - 78 - 5 42 | |PARRY-STRIKE 9 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 34 - 1 39 | Turn 270 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 3 STRIKING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 9 - 6 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 14 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 1 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 9 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 9 1 PARRY-STRIKE WALL OF STEEL 10 - 9 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 14 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK EDOM 5465 16 5 0 121 DARQUE FORCES (422) PARRY-STRIKE UNZOE THE SHAMAN 4940 11 2 0 112 THE STORMGUARDS (78) PARRY-RIPOSTE AIRBORNE 4729 22 11 2 106 PLATOON (513) PARRY-LUNGE SNIPER 4724 19 14 0 106 PLATOON (513) TOTAL PARRY DAMHAIN THE SATYR 5197 25 11 0 105 OVERLORDS (509) WALL OF STEEL RETAEH T. MAERD 4105 18 8 0 97 CISUM S. EKARD (451) SLASHING ATTACK DUST MITE 5390 10 1 1 95 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (450) LUNGING ATTACK INFERNO SERPENT 5662 9 6 0 77 DEVIL'S MAYHEM (580) AIMED BLOW DIRDEN II 5655 6 2 0 68 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is SHE MADE ME 5421. The most popular warrior this turn was EDOM 5465. The ten other most popular fighters were INFERNO SERPENT 5662, SNORTY MCSNORT 5555, TEMPLAR 5747, CHICA LOCA 5585, NORGEN PELH 5042, PAPER CUT KING 5211, CINNIMON ROLLE 5553, AIRBORNE 4729, COLOSSUS'S FIRE 5661, and ULL STORMHELM 5559. The least popular fighter this week was ADAPA ASHUR 4114. The other ten least popular fighters were STILETTO 5581, CHALDEA 5836, BABY COREE 5778, MARSHMALLOW MAN 5694, ULF STORMHELM 5612, ULTHAR URUV 5409, ULTHAR THE PIOUS 5753, FOOTPRINTS 5833, VALKYRIE 5351, and ULEK 5471. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: MANI (31-5102) SOL INVICTUS (469) SALEM (31-5222) DARQUE FORCES (422) FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLI FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME HUNGRY BONES 4720 (17-8-1) 5 3 0 UNFIT TO BE ORCS CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PRIVATE ROOM 3620 (17-11-0) 5 3 0 MILITARY MAYHEM ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME 11TH COMMANDMENT 5453 (7-7-1) 17 1 0 NUMBERS GAME 100 GRAND 5454 (10-6-1) 1 2 0 DEAD NUMBERS GAME PAPER CUT KING 5211 (6-6-0) 1 3 0 UNFIT TO BE ORCS APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 MILITARY MAYHEM OBSESSION 5692 (1-2-0) 3 3 0 BLACKGUARD MARSHMALLOW MAN 5694 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 UNFIT TO BE ORCS ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DAZZLING DULL DAY 5752 (0-0-0) 9 3 0 UNFIT TO BE ORCS SUPER RAPID 5751 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 UNFIT TO BE ORCS TYRANT 5647 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 EMPIRE RISING