DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/15/2007    Duedate: 01/11/2008

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM-31    TURN-286

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GERI
LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
(31-5473) [23-13-0,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GERI                           THERMOPYLAE
LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)        WAR (613)
(31-5473) [23-13-0,132]        (31-5991) [6-1-0,69]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LOWLY WORM                     ATAXIA
AVENGERS (146)                 CHAOS (611)
(31-5383) [14-25-1,68]         (31-5978) [8-2-0,80]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)      57
2. THE STORMGUARDS (78)        46      CHAOS (611)
3. GRYFFINDOR HOUSE (482)      36      Unchartered Team
4. WAR (613)                   34
5. LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)     27      WAR (613)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CHAOS (611)               33   7  4 82.5   1/ 2 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)   9  6 2
 2/ 3 PESTILENCE (612)          33  11  1 75.0   2/ 5 THE STORMGUARDS (78)      9  6 0
 3/ 2*WAR (613)                 26   9  3 74.3   3/ 3 CHAOS (611)               7  1 2
 4/ 4 DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)   34  18  3 65.4   4/ 6*WAR (613)                 7  3 1
 5/ 6 SOL INVICTUS (469)       193 152 18 55.9   5/ 1 SOL INVICTUS (469)        7  7 1
 6/ 8 THE STORMGUARDS (78)     711 568 31 55.6   6/ 4 DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)   6  3 0
 7- 9 DARQUE FORCES (422)      242 215 14 53.0   7/ 8 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)   6  9 1
 8/ 7 FAMINE (610)              18  16  1 52.9   8/ 7 SHERMANS STABLE (578)     6  9 0
 9/10 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)  279 251 16 52.6   9/ 9 PESTILENCE (612)          5  1 0
10-11 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)     246 234 17 51.3  10/13 THE ANIMALS (574)         5 10 0
11/13 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)  426 414 33 50.7  11-12 OVERLORDS (509)           4  1 0
12/12 SHERMANS STABLE (578)     86  85  2 50.3  12-10 DARQUE FORCES (422)       3  7 0
13-14 OVERLORDS (509)          442 441 28 50.1  13-15 STORMWATCH (440)          2  3 0
14/15 AVENGERS (146)           189 190 16 49.9  14/16 AVENGERS (146)            2  4 0
15/16 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)   313 336 23 48.2  15/17 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)        2 13 0
16-17 STORMWATCH (440)         232 252 14 47.9  16-18 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      1  0 0
17/18 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE (482)    14  16  1 46.7  17/20 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE (482)    1  3 1
18/20 THE ANIMALS (574)         50  80  4 38.5  18/21 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)    1  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)       102 205  2 33.2  19/19 FAMINE (610)              0  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 582): BRUJAH of DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 582): KOOL-AID DRINKER of CULTS-R-US (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 576): STRADA of STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 578): PENNY LOPE of PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 577): ATTILA THE HUN of DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 575): GIMME SOME SUGAR of ARMY OF DARKNESS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 287): SHARAPOVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 568): GOLDIE of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 285): ULTHAR UTHERYDES of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 564): BELLE ZEYBUL of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 562): SHANARIAN D'ANJELICA of STORM BRINGERS (Vincent
                                   Michaels 'The Rake', mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 553): TOURNEY SCUM of BUSY, BUSYTOWN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 516): SOLDIER 2 of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 263): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 257): RHIANNON of GAELIC STORM (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 244): STREET SIGN of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 443): THE QUAM ZONE of EASTERN HORDE (Mr. Mojo, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 430): BULLY BOY of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 421): CIRSIUM VULGARE of BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 407): KILLIAN TEN VIR of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 192): BLACK EYE of BLACK & BLUE (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 379): KIRSSARINA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 375): ZAGWE BANSHEE of HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 363): DEELAR MARION of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 469): SUPERIOR FORCES of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (A-Sop, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 469): SUPERIOR FORCES of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 582): DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 582): CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 576): TERMINUS (?, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 578): PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 577): DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 575): TEAM CHAOS (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 287): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 568): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 285): SOL INVICTUS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 564): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 562): KLKASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 553): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 516): MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 263): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 257): THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 244): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 443): KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 430): UNDERDOGS (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 421): BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 407): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 192): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 379): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 375): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 363): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 469): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 576): STRADA of STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 577): ATTILA THE HUN of DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
                            VINN WULF of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 567): DIRTY SANCHEZ of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 285): ULTHAR UTHERYDES of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord)
                               KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 563): TED ICKENS of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 551): JUNGLE KING of FLIPPERS ARCADE (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 515): THOMAS FOWLER of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 257): SMOKESCREEN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 244): STREET SIGN of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
                  (turn 243): HARRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 443): THE QUAM ZONE of EASTERN HORDE (Mr. Mojo, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 191): WANSTEAD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 363): DEELAR MARION of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I stand before you, Duelmaster of Chimlevtal, banners of The Council of Lords
and of The Stormguards snapping in the wind in triumph.  All who simmer and rage at
The Council yet again holding the title in THE greatest arena can run off now.  Go
hide behind your little tournaments, cringe in the shadows "tourney-prepping" or
continue to concoct false names and spineless excuses to cover your sitting and
hiding when you should be fighting.  I pity you half-men.  You weaklings know who you
are.
     Clan Ulthar knows only warriors.  We have protected and dominated The Stone Claw
Pass Valley for over 600 years.  We routed the warlock army of Bezsezzel to claim
these lands.  In Northern Polaris, no one may approach Castle Stormwatch by land
without our Clan's approval.
     I am the 22nd Lord Protector of The Stormguards.  I was looking forward to
dominating this title for several more turns, but it is not meant to be, as the rules
are explained to me.  So be it.
     I see Lord Protector Unzoe the Shaman has returned to Chimlevtal.  He casts and
calls upon great magic.  Our enemies will rue the day they crossed the line.  Welcome
home, Mighty Shaman!  Soon The Icelord and High Lord Bosk will return!  Soon there
will be a reckoning.  OMNE JUS STAT IN ARMIS.
     I would challenge Locust or Discord or Bedlam but they, like their weakling
managers will hide, pleased with their cowardice and pathetic managerial skills.  So
be it slaves:  Tiro!  El eria e mor.  I lir en el luitha uren.  Ai!  Anirom....

                 your Duelmaster,
                 Ulthar Utherydes
                 The Stormguards
                 The Council of Lords

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out CHIMLEVTAL to 
see what's new.  Too bad, SOL INVICTUS, but LORDS OF VALHALLA was just too good to be 
stopped.  Uncool, SOL INVICTUS.  I mean 1-4-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to 
fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  The guys at THE STORMGUARDS like really 
pulled together to get a 3-2-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  One team deserves special 
mention 'cause they moved up 0 after going 3-0-0.  Keep it up, PESTILENCE!  MVP award 
for OBERON?  AUTUMN LIGHTNING's proud of him after beating LODEN NORVIS and getting 
52 points.  This Duelmaster is like something else!  ULTHAR UTHERYDES stopped LES 
NAYLE dead in his tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said CHIMLEVTAL's Duelmaster was 
paying for drinks at The Mourngrym Inn and Tavern?  Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  THE STORMGUARDS was CHIMLEVTAL's 
most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know what LORDS OF 
VALHALLA's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from THE 
STORMGUARDS, that's fer sher.  Like, is GERI popular, or what?  He was challenged the 
most in all of CHIMLEVTAL!  He's got a 23-13-0, is that good?  People were asking me 
did DEATH KNIGHT REALLY challenge PILUMUS KELTOI?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but 
it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but PILUMUS KELTOI 
wants me to write about it since he was overcame by DEATH KNIGHT.  Satisfied?  
THERMOPYLAE must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  It challenged 
ULTHAR REDBLADE.  12 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I 
thought THERMOPYLAE showed great skill and promise when it beat ULTHAR REDBLADE.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All CHIMLEVTAL ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Everyone has problems, but why did FAMINE send THIRST to the 
Dark Arena?  She had a 4-1-0, and I thought she looked neat on the sands...  It was 
kind of sad, seeing old ARDUINNA stumbling around the arena, before ANTIOCH finished 
her off.  Oh well!  GERI really fought hard against CERIDWEN.  That'll teach SOL 
INVICTUS not to go and kill any of LORDS OF VALHALLA's guys again, huh!  What if they 
had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  CHIMLEVTAL is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GERI 5473                    23  13  0   132       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISCORD 5977                  8   1  1   132       CHAOS (611)
 BEDLAM 5979                   9   1  1   116       CHAOS (611)
-PRIVATE ROOM 3620            17  11  0   114       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-COMMANDER SPUD 5149          12   8  1   112       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-ULTHAR ES 5418               15  16  0   102       STORMWATCH (440)
 ULTHAR STORMHELM 5556        14  17  2    96       THE STORMGUARDS (78)
 LES NAYLE 5044               15  47  0    92       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LOCUST 5980                   8   1  1    90       PESTILENCE (612)
-ULTHAR URUV 5409             23  15  4    88       OVERLORDS (509)
 CERIDWEN 5636                13   9  1    88       SOL INVICTUS (469)
 OMAR 5626                    18  18  0    85       SHERMANS STABLE (578)
 ULL STORMHELM 5559           16  10  3    83       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
-CHALDEA 5836                 13   3  0    82       DARQUE FORCES (422)
 OBERON 6133                   5   3  0    82       AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)
 THANATOS 5964                 6   3  1    81       DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)
 ATAXIA 5978                   8   2  0    80       CHAOS (611)
 BLACK PLAGUE 5986             9   2  0    79       PESTILENCE (612)
 KOLUM MAROD 5344             16  22  1    78       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
-ULF STORMHELM 5612           14   6  0    70       STORMWATCH (440)
 CHOLERA 5984                  9   3  0    69       PESTILENCE (612)
 THERMOPYLAE 5991              6   1  0    69       WAR (613)
 LOWLY WORM 5383              14  25  1    68       AVENGERS (146)
 AZRAEL 5966                   8   3  0    68       DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULTHAR THE PIOUS 5753        10   9  0    65       THE STORMGUARDS (78)
 SALAMIS 5988                  6   1  1    65       WAR (613)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANTIOCH 5987                  6   1  1    62       WAR (613)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EAGLE 5578                   15  11  0    56       THE ANIMALS (574)
-ULTHAR CYAZARES 5880          8   3  0    56       OVERLORDS (509)
-HERUGRIM 5653                 8   8  0    53       STORMWATCH (440)
-ENTROPY 5975                  3   1  1    53       CHAOS (611)
 DIRDEN I 5654                11  13  0    51       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
 BADGER 5576                  10  16  1    47       THE ANIMALS (574)
-GRIM REAPER 5963              6   3  0    46       DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)
 TARVOS TRIGARANOS 5884        5   4  0    45       SOL INVICTUS (469)
 ULTHAR REDBLADE 5802          7  11  2    43       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
-MAJOR PAIN 5463               7   5  0    43       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 SHELBY 5958                   5   3  0    40       SHERMANS STABLE (578)
 ATLANTA 5713                  9  12  0    39       SHERMANS STABLE (578)
 LODEN NORVIS 5693             8  15  0    39       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 HLOTHYN 5853                  8   4  0    39       SOL INVICTUS (469)
-ULTHAR REDBEARD 5843          6   4  1    39       STORMWATCH (440)
-INFLUENZA 5983                4   3  0    39       PESTILENCE (612)
-RAT'S NEST 5976               5   2  1    38       CHAOS (611)
 HARRY POTTER 4378             1   0  1    36       GRYFFINDOR HOUSE (482)
 ULL BLOODSTORM 5897           7   6  1    35       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
-BANSHEE 5967                  7   4  0    35       DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BONE GOLEM 5870               4   2  3    33       STORMWATCH (440)
-STARVATION 5971               3   6  0    33       FAMINE (610)
 ALESIA 5989                   5   2  1    32       WAR (613)
 DEATH KNIGHT 6007             3   3  1    32       THE STORMGUARDS (78)
-HUNGER 5969                   5   3  0    30       FAMINE (610)
 TYPHUS 5992                   3   0  0    30       PESTILENCE (612)
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656         2   0  0    29       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-BILSKIRNIR 5921               5   4  2    28       OVERLORDS (509)
-DEARTH 5968                   5   2  0    28       FAMINE (610)
 SLOCUM 5919                   6   6  0    24       SHERMANS STABLE (578)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THALFI HALF-EAR 5920          7   2  0    23       OVERLORDS (509)
 MARCH 5998                    5   2  1    19       SHERMANS STABLE (578)
 LYNX 5960                     3   3  0    18       THE ANIMALS (574)
 NORBEL PERDE 5934             3   7  0    16       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 PILUMUS KELTOI 6001           3   3  0    12       SOL INVICTUS (469)
 ULL HELMSPLITTER 6158         1   0  1    11       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
 BOB CAT 5959                  2   4  0    10       THE ANIMALS (574)
-AZAES 6000                    2   2  0    10       OVERLORDS (509)
-CAPERNAUM 6141                1   1  0    10       DARQUE FORCES (422)
 LE'LORINEL 6159               1   0  0     7       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
-BADSCUM BASHER 6021           1   0  0     7       AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)
-RON WEASLEY 4406              1   3  0     6       GRYFFINDOR HOUSE (482)
 MUSH OX 5961                  0   6  0     6       THE ANIMALS (574)
 SIGURD 6148                   1   1  0     5       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
 OSWELL QUIRN 6150             0   2  0     2       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
-BETHESDA 6144                 0   1  0     1       DARQUE FORCES (422)
-GELEAD 6145                   0   1  0     1       DARQUE FORCES (422)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BOOGEY MAN 6156         0  1 0 AUTUMN LIGHTNING 615 THE RAGE MAN          286  NONE
CANAAN 5962             4  3 0 DARQUE FORCES 422    ULTHAR REDBLADE 5802  285   
GERAR 5945              1  4 1 DARQUE FORCES 422    DEATH KNIGHT 6007     282  REVENGED
SAMAEL 6149             0  1 0 DEATH'S DISCIPLE 609 BLACK ORC             286  NONE
PARCH 6004              0  3 0 FAMINE 610           BLACK ORC             286  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THIRST 5973             4  2 0 FAMINE 610           ARENAMASTER LEVT      286  NONE
CHOCO BOMB 6008         1  1 0 JUST DESSERTS 569    BONE GOLEM 5870       282  NOT REVENGED
VALKYRIE 5351          22 23 0 LORDS OF VALHALL 508 CERIDWEN 5636         284  JUST REVENGED
ARDUINNA 5903           4  5 0 SOL INVICTUS 469     ANTIOCH 5987          286   
STEPHEN 5460           24 13 0 THE STORMBRINGER 359 DISCORD 5977          285   
TORQ BLUEGEM 6143       1  2 0 THE STORMBRINGER 359 HARRY POTTER 4378     286   
ULTHAR THUUNE 5411     23 15 2 THE STORMBRINGER 359 LOCUST 5980           283   
WITLESS WONDER 6160     0  1 0 THE STORMBRINGER 359 STONE GOLEM           286  NONE
YZRX THE YETI 6157      0  1 0 THE STORMGUARDS 78   ULL HELMSPLITTER 6158 286   
1812 6153               0  1 0 WAR 613              THE RAGE MAN          286  NONE
MARATHON 5990           3  3 0 WAR 613              ENTROPY 5975          284   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Chimlevtal -- Don't forget to get your votes in for the Chimlevtal Hall of Fame 2008
by 7 January 2008!  See last month's newsletter for more details or check the thread
under Free Blades on forums!  You can diplo your votes to The Stormguards or The
Stormbringers or PM The Icelord on the forums site.  Salute Glorious Chimlevtal! --
The Council of Lords

Lord Protector Katana -- I salute you! -- Lord Protector Ulthar Utherydes

Military Mayhem -- Feel free to run all your warriors. -- The Stormguards

Cholera -- A TV challenge for me?  Nice try, oafish one, but you really need to get
those down-challenges working better.  When does that TV of yours expire or does your
manager have "special rules" she is operating under? -- Ulthat the Pious

Black Plague -- I see you cast a great TV down-challenge at Ulthar Redbeard.  Luck
was with you boy.  When does that TV of yours expire or does your manager operate
under "special rules?" -- Ulthar the Pious

High Lord Bosk and RTR -- Well met my brothers!  I wish you a most Merry Christmas
and Happy 2008! -- The Icelord

The Council of Lords are proud to present Chimlevtal History Facts:  On turn #230
(8/30/03) there were 34 teams listed in Chimlevtal.  They were:  Words To The Wise,
Unfit To Be Orcs, Coup D'Tat, Sol Invictus, Numbers Game, South Park, Lords of
Valhalla, Darque Forces, The Stormguards, Whammo & Thudda 4U!, Bushmasters, Darkness
Falls, Candies, The Stormbringers, Assassin Nation, Gryffindor House, Legion of Chaos
2, Overlords, Military Mayhem, Willbenders, Woodpile, Stormwatch, The Canucks,
Solipsism II, Single Malts, Toilet Ghosts, The Nighthawks, Dragon Boys, The Storm
Reavers, Middle Way 7, Brigands, Destructive Dames, The Other Ones and Juzitiz
Hammerz.  The Duelmaster was:  Phoenicia of Darque Forces, a 11-7-1 LU.  The
Stylemasters were:  LU:  Phoenicia Darque Forces.  ST:  Pantomime of Darkness Falls.
AB:  Hungry Bones of Unfit To Be Orcs.  PS:  Subotai of The Stormguards.  TP:  Uncas
of The Stormguards.  WOS:  Pekko of Sol Invictus.  BA:  Maciobelly of Unfit To Be
Orcs.  SL:  Trashius of Whammo & Thudda 4U!

The Icelord -- Indeed, Great One!  I wish you a very merry Christmas and a most
prosperous new year, My Brother! -- High Lord Bosk

Ulthar Utherydes -- Well done on taking the throne of glorious Chimlevtal.  You are a
fine representative of the COL! -- High Lord Bosk

Bobby Bigfoot -- I seek revenge on Ceridwen this cycle. -- Ull Stormhelm

Master Darque -- I know by challenging Canaan, it looked like a "sanctioned murder",
but honestly...IT WAS!  I await your bf! -- Ulthar Redblade

Discord -- We are going to attempt to put you back in the grave.  You are pretty
good, but we are going to try! -- The Stormbringers

Chimlevtal -- The Council of Lords wishes all of you a Merry Christmas (yes, ALL of
you)!

High Lord Bosk -- Well done on Lord Protector Helm Hammerhand taking the throne in
Home Guard!  Hussah!  It is too bad he was whisked out of the Guard this split
though.  I was looking forward to him dominating as our Captain of the Guard for six
months!  Good hunting, my brother! -- The Icelord

And JUST in time for the holidays!  Jethro Tull has released "Jethro Tull Live at
Montreux" CD AND DVD!  Hussah!  Also, they recently released "The Best of Acoustic
Jethro Tull."  MOST hussah! -- The Icelord

Thanatos -- I'm glad you didn't live up to your name.  I've still got stuff to do. --
Kolum Marod

Pilumus Keltoi -- I'll say I was confused!  I woke up shouting, "Did somebody get the
number of that truck?" and I don't even know what a truck IS. -- Norbel Perde

Ulthar Stormhelm -- I am NOT pathetic.  I just had a late night last night, I was
tired, and I needed a nap.  So I had a nap.  Big deal. -- Les Nayle

Grim Reaper -- You'd find life a lot less stressful if you'd lighten up, maybe crack
a smile, maybe even...tell a JOKE now and then.  Laugh a little; you'll live longer.
-- Loden Norvis

Sigurd -- To think that I should lose to a drunkard!  The shame, the ignominy! --
Oswell Quirn

Our congratulations to Ulthar Utherydes and Katana. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

And our congratulations to Discord and Harry Potter for their Dead Tourney victories.
-- Jorja and the Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THIRST was butchered by ARENAMASTER LEVTANI in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PARCH was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
WITLESS WONDER was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
1812 was assassinated by THE RAGE MAN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
SAMAEL was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
BOOGEY MAN was murdered by THE RAGE MAN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
GERI won victory over CERIDWEN in a 2 minute master's Bloodfeud Title fight.
THERMOPYLAE overpowered ULTHAR REDBLADE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DIRDEN I overcame BADGER in a 1 minute gruesome expert's Challenge melee.
DEATH KNIGHT vanquished PILUMUS KELTOI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SIGURD lost to LYNX in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
ULTHAR UTHERYDES overpowered LES NAYLE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
KATANA demolished OMAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ULL STORMHELM was bested by ULTHAR STORMHELM in a 2 minute bloody veteran's battle.
BEDLAM overpowered THANATOS in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BLACK PLAGUE won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
ATAXIA won victory over ULTHAR THE PIOUS in a exciting 4 minute fray.
KOLUM MAROD devastated LOWLY WORM in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
AZRAEL overpowered TARVOS TRIGARANOS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHOLERA savagely defeated EAGLE in a popular 2 minute bloody veteran's bout.
LODEN NORVIS was devastated by OBERON in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
ATLANTA was unbelievably bested by HLOTHYN in a tiring 12 minute match.
SALAMIS handily defeated SHELBY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ANTIOCH butchered ARDUINNA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TYPHUS defeated NORBEL PERDE in a 2 minute fight.
SLOCUM lost to ULL BLOODSTORM in a popular 1 minute match.
ALESIA viciously subdued BOB CAT in a 1 minute gory fight.
MARCH savagely defeated MUSH OX in a 3 minute brutal melee.
TORQ BLUEGEM was slaughtered by HARRY POTTER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
OSWELL QUIRN was savagely defeated by LE'LORINEL in a 1 minute beginner's competition.
ULL HELMSPLITTER assassinated YZRX THE YETI in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         STRIKING ATTACK   84 -  60 - 11      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         TOTAL PARRY       67 -  51 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         LUNGING ATTACK    75 -  73 -  6      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  21 -  2      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        52 -  59 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  34 -  1      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  24 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  25 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  49 -  2      28  |

Turn 286 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         2 -  5         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  7     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  5         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GERI 5473                  23  13  0  132 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDLAM 5979                 9   1  1  116 CHAOS (611)
AIMED BLOW       CERIDWEN 5636              13   9  1   88 SOL INVICTUS (469)
LUNGING ATTACK   ULL STORMHELM 5559         16  10  3   83 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
BASHING ATTACK   THANATOS 5964               6   3  1   81 DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHOLERA 5984                9   3  0   69 PESTILENCE (612)
PARRY-STRIKE     SHELBY 5958                 5   3  0   40 SHERMANS STABLE (578)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LOWLY WORM 5383.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ATAXIA 5978.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHOLERA 5984, BLACK PLAGUE 
5986, ULL STORMHELM 5559, NORBEL PERDE 5934, GERI 5473, LYNX 5960, OBERON 6133, MUSH 
OX 5961, THERMOPYLAE 5991, and DIRDEN I 5654.

The least popular fighter this week was HLOTHYN 5853.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ATLANTA 5713, YZRX THE YETI 6157, OSWELL QUIRN 6150, TORQ BLUEGEM 6143, 
BOB CAT 5959, ARDUINNA 5903, SHELBY 5958, LODEN NORVIS 5693, TARVOS TRIGARANOS 5884, 
and LOWLY WORM 5383.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GERI (31-5473) LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

KATANA (31-5420) AVENGERS (146)
ULTHAR UTHERYDES (31-5682) THE STORMGUARDS (78)