DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/20/2008    Duedate: 10/17/2008

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM-31    TURN-296

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CORNELIUS
CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350)
(31-3485) [17-3-0,140]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CORNELIUS                      POSITION IS EMPTY
CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350)       
(31-3485) [17-3-0,140]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LOWLY WORM                     THERMOPYLAE
AVENGERS (146)                 WAR (613)
(31-5383) [17-32-1,87]         (31-5991) [12-4-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)     60
2. PLEONEXIA (620)             47      PESTILENCE (612)
3. THE STORMBRINGERS (359)     46      Unchartered Team
4. CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350)    46
5. PESTILENCE (612)            41      PLEONEXIA (620)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 RETRIBUTION (608)         19   4  2 82.6   1/ 2 CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350) 10  5 0
 2- 2 CHAOS (611)               38   9  4 80.9   2/ 4 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)   9  6 2
 3/ 3 PESTILENCE (612)          46  17  3 73.0   3/ 1 WAR (613)                 9  6 1
 4/ 4 WAR (613)                 55  25  4 68.8   4/ 3 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)   7  8 1
 5- 5 DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)   46  24  4 65.7   5- 5 RETRIBUTION (608)         4  0 0
 6/ 0*PLEONEXIA (620)            3   2  0 60.0   6- 6 DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)   4  1 0
 7/ 8 SOL INVICTUS (469)       216 172 22 55.7   7/11 SHERMANS STABLE (578)     4  6 0
 8/ 9 THE STORMGUARDS (78)     717 591 31 54.8   8/ 9 PESTILENCE (612)          3  1 0
 9/ 6 FAMINE (610)              26  22  1 54.2   9-10 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      3  2 0
10/10 LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)  303 277 18 52.2  10/ 0*PLEONEXIA (620)           3  2 0
11-11 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)     261 243 17 51.8  11/ 7 SOL INVICTUS (469)        3  7 0
12/13 CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350)  90  85  3 51.4  12-12 CHAOS (611)               2  0 0
13/12 THE STORMBRINGERS (359)  452 438 35 50.8  13/14 FAMINE (610)              2  2 0
14/14 SHERMANS STABLE (578)     92  94  2 49.5  14/17 THE STORMGUARDS (78)      2  8 0
15/15 AVENGERS (146)           192 197 16 49.4  15/ 8 THE ANIMALS (574)         2 13 0
16/ 0 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)   315 337 24 48.3  16/ 0 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)    1  1 0
17/16 THE ANIMALS (574)         64 111  4 36.6  17/13 AVENGERS (146)            1  2 0
18-17 DUST DEVILS (10)          13  26  2 33.3  18-16 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)        1  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-18 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)       115 231  2 33.2  19-18 DUST DEVILS (10)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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History for Hippocrates

     Durrl is the seventh son of the Lord of Citadel Rumnahiem.  He is a dutiful son,
who learned the arts of war, and travelled the realms with his warband, The Lords of
Stone, conducting diplomacy for his Lord Father.
     While away on campaign, the citadel was sacked.  Durrl rushed home to find his
clan and clanhold destroyed.  The Lords of Stone set out for revenge, hunting down
any and all who had a hand in the attack.
     Years later, with most of his warband slain on the quest, Durrl finds the wife
and son of his eldest brother, Gretle and Krull.  Taking them into his household, he
must settle down to provide for his growing family.
     Joining the newly formed arena stable, Pleonexia, Durrl becomes:  Hippocrates,
King of Nothing!

History for Ajax

     As a young orphan, Ajax joined the circus when it passed through his village.
He performed labor, being large, even as a child.  Time passed, but it was apparent
to all that Ajax was emotionally and mentally unstable.  Finally, the circus expelled
him for questionable conduct around the equines.
     Justin Sane, manager of Pleonexia, saw the potential others had missed.
Eccentricities can be entertaining, and if the huge wackjob dies in a pool of gore,
who would care?  Let him be:  Ajax the Horselord

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 601): MORAVIA MAUVE of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 603): SORAK of FORCE OF FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 597): WIND RIDER of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 599): 24 CARAT of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 597): AURELIUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 595): WHITE CHOCOLATE of WALI'S FINEST (Wali Kharif, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 298): SCARLET ROSE of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 588): ALUMINUM AWL of METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 295): EXECUTIONER of RETRIBUTION (Lord of Retribution, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 585): CANNIBALISTIC COW of BARN OF HORRORS (Mad Max, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 583): THIMBELL of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 574): PATRICE of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 536): LEO POWERS of MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 273): TUNDRA of ARCTIC WASTES (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 267): THE RON of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 254): EXTRUSION of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 464): WONDER BUBBLE of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 451): B.C. GOLD of MY BEST BUDS (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 441): XAVAN YOLE of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 427): UNLUCKY DUCK of MIGHTY DUCKS (WOODY, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 203): SKIN PEELER of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 397): RUBY TUESDAY of CORPS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 396): FOOTSTEPS of PARANOID ASYLUM (Jekyll, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 489): NEBUCHADNEZZAR of BLADES OF WONDER (The Sandman)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 601): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 603): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 597): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 599): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 597): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 596): CYNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 298): D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 588): BOHICA (?, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 295): WAR (Lord of War, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 585): SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 583): BAD COMPANY (Bill, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 574): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 536): ROAD WARRIORS (?, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 273): OF WOLF & MEN (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 267): THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 254): MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 464): BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 451): DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 441): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 427): MIGHTY DUCKS (Woody, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 203): MONGOL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 397): CORPS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 396): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 489): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 603): SORAK of FORCE OF FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 599): 24 CARAT of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 596): NOVELUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 595): DAN STEPPE of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                (turn 594): PETE MOSS of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 297): TROOPER TED of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 587): MOSSMAN of CROCS (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 585): CANNIBALISTIC COW of BARN OF HORRORS (Mad Max, mgr.)
              (turn 584): ANGUISH of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 573): ALE'CHAI TALLSKY of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 273): TUNDRA of ARCTIC WASTES (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 451): ZIG-ZAG MAN of MY BEST BUDS (Street Legal, mgr.)
                                   ODDALISQUE of ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (Soultaker, mgr.)
                       (turn 450): 911 of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (Samwise the Bald, mgr.)
                                   BOY GEORGE of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (Samwise the Bald)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 203): LAELKORISSA of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, CHIMLEVTAL?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, WAR, since CAESAR'S POOL 
HALL took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Now keep the taverns 
open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for THE ANIMALS, whose 1-4-0 this 
turn dropped them by 7 into 15th.  Ha!  SHERMANS STABLE turned their 1-4-0 turn into 
a 7th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on 
hit lists.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 5-0-1 is nice, but don't get cocky, LORDS OF 
VALHALLA, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see BLACK PLAGUE win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, ULL HARDHAMMER beat ALESIA and ALESIA lost 14 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, EXECUTIONER has lost the 
Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, 
in with the new, as CORNELIUS takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Mourngrym Inn and Tavern, humph!  I've tasted better ale 
at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From CHIMLEVTAL's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  THE STORMBRINGERS was the most 
avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led 
the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was THE 
STORMGUARDS.  Ha ha ha ha!  ULTHAR STORMHELM was challenged more times this turn than 
the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  Now look at this.  
CORNELIUS challenged down 55 against THE ANIMALS' BADGER.  What a weasel!  And golly 
gee, CORNELIUS beat BADGER.  Aren't we all surprised and impressed?  JAN PREMYSL 
OTOKAR was challenged by one of WAR's warriors this turn, with DELIUM having a lead 
of 20 points going into the fight.  And sorry to say, DELIUM bested JAN PREMYSL 
OTOKAR, leaving a bad feeling with the crowd.  I think exploitive snob is the term 
I'm looking for.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and 
girls, ULTHAR REDBLADE of THE STORMBRINGERS has added the final loss to his 10-17-3.  
Tee hee!  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see DIRDEN I and 
LORDS OF VALHALLA at The Mourngrym Inn and Tavern tonight celebrating their bloodfeud 
victory over TARVOS TRIGARANOS.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in CHIMLEVTAL to get a drink than The Mourngrym 
Inn and Tavern!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the 
fine city of CHIMLEVTAL.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the back of this 
place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORNELIUS 3485               17   3  0   140       CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EXECUTIONER 5951             11   3  2   143       RETRIBUTION (608)
-VINDICATOR 5950               8   1  0   112       RETRIBUTION (608)
 CHOLERA 5984                 12   5  0   106       PESTILENCE (612)
 BLACK PLAGUE 5986            12   3  0   100       PESTILENCE (612)
 SALAMIS 5988                 13   3  1    98       WAR (613)
-KOLUM MAROD 5344             20  26  1    94       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 ANTIOCH 5987                 12   4  2    93       WAR (613)
-BEDLAM 5979                   9   2  1    93       CHAOS (611)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THERMOPYLAE 5991             12   4  0    88       WAR (613)
-ENTROPY 5975                  5   1  1    88       CHAOS (611)
 LOWLY WORM 5383              17  32  1    87       AVENGERS (146)
 DIRDEN I 5654                15  19  0    81       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
-MAJOR PAIN 5463               9   8  0    81       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 BADGER 5576                  14  21  1    78       THE ANIMALS (574)
 EAGLE 5578                   18  17  0    73       THE ANIMALS (574)
 ULTHAR STORMHELM 5556        15  22  2    71       THE STORMGUARDS (78)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AZRAEL 5966                   8   4  0    66       DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)
-INFLUENZA 5983                5   3  0    64       PESTILENCE (612)
 ULL HARDHAMMER 6170           6   4  0    61       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
 TARVOS TRIGARANOS 5884       11   8  1    59       SOL INVICTUS (469)
-STARVATION 5971               4   7  0    58       FAMINE (610)
-RAT'S NEST 5976               7   3  1    57       CHAOS (611)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRIM REAPER 5963              8   3  0    54       DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)
-LODEN NORVIS 5693            11  20  0    53       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 TYPHUS 5992                   7   1  0    53       PESTILENCE (612)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULTHAR THE PIOUS 5753        13  12  0    52       THE STORMGUARDS (78)
-BANSHEE 5967                 10   6  0    52       DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)
 HLOTHYN 5853                 13   9  0    50       SOL INVICTUS (469)
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656         5   2  0    50       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 MARLENUS 6184                 4   0  0    50       CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350)
 ULL HELMSPLITTER 6158         7   4  2    49       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
 SIGURD 6148                   6   6  0    49       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
 FREKI 6169                    6   4  0    49       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
-HIISI 6202                    4   0  2    49       SOL INVICTUS (469)
-COLONEL O'CORN 6171           4   1  0    49       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 ATLANTA 5713                 11  13  0    46       SHERMANS STABLE (578)
 ULL BLOODSTORM 5897           9  14  1    46       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
 ALESIA 5989                   9   7  1    41       WAR (613)
 SHELBY 5958                   6   5  0    38       SHERMANS STABLE (578)
 HUNGER 5969                   7   4  0    35       FAMINE (610)
-DEARTH 5968                   6   2  0    35       FAMINE (610)
 FLAVIUS 6198                  3   3  0    35       CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350)
 CRASSUS 6188                  4   2  0    34       CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUMULUS 6201                  5   1  0    31       THE STORMBRINGERS (359)
-TEAM CAPTAIN 6190             2   0  0    30       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 SLOCUM 5919                   7   8  0    29       SHERMANS STABLE (578)
-SAMAEL 6168                   3   2  0    28       DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)
-HORNY TOAD 57                 7   4  2    27       DUST DEVILS (10)
 DELIUM 6187                   6   1  0    27       WAR (613)
-SHIVA 6197                    2   0  1    27       DEATH'S DISCIPLES (609)
-PARCHED 6161                  2   1  0    27       FAMINE (610)
 LYNX 5960                     5  10  0    25       THE ANIMALS (574)
 MARCH 5998                    6   4  1    24       SHERMANS STABLE (578)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEATH KNIGHT 6007             4   8  1    21       THE STORMGUARDS (78)
-COMMODORE AMIGA 5748          3   2  0    21       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-PYRAMID 520                   1   0  0    21       DUST DEVILS (10)
 WULFGAR 6222                  2   1  1    20       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
-OSWELL QUIRN 6150             3   7  0    16       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 HIPPOCRATES 6231              1   0  0    16       PLEONEXIA (620)
 CYRUS 6228                    1   0  0    16       PLEONEXIA (620)
-PANDEMONIUM 6199              1   0  0    14       CHAOS (611)
 AJAX 6232                     1   0  0    13       PLEONEXIA (620)
-DESERT RAT 56                 1   7  0    10       DUST DEVILS (10)
 LORD FLAIR 6239               1   1  0     9       LORDS OF VALHALLA (508)
 BADSCUM BASHER 6021           1   1  0     8       AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)
 JAN PREMYSL OTOKAR 6191       1   1  0     7       THE STORMGUARDS (78)
 PALE SENTINEL 6018            1   0  0     7       AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)
 THE POTOMAC 6176              1   1  0     4       SHERMANS STABLE (578)
 JUSTINIAN 6244                0   1  0     1       THE STORMGUARDS (78)
 SCIPIO 6230                   0   1  0     1       PLEONEXIA (620)
-MANDIN ORLE 6227              0   1  0     1       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 SARGON II 6229                0   1  0     1       PLEONEXIA (620)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIVIUS 6238             0  2 0 CAESAR'S POOL HA 350 ARENAMASTER LEVT      296  NONE
DEPRIVATION 6162        2  3 0 FAMINE 610           ULL HELMSPLITTER 6158 296   
DAGNABBIT 6220          0  1 0 LORDS OF VALHALL 508 SHIVA 6197            293   
LE'LORINEL 6159         4  3 0 LORDS OF VALHALL 508 TARVOS TRIGARANO 5884 292  JUST REVENGED
NORBEL PERDE 5934       5 13 0 MIDDLE WAY 7 536     ULTHAR REDBLADE 5802  294   
SCOURGE 6221            1  1 1 PESTILENCE 612       BLACK ORC             296  NONE
BUZZARD 6182            2  2 0 RAPTOR 616           HIISI 6202            292  NOT REVENGED
GULL 6181               2  3 0 RAPTOR 616           HIISI 6202            293   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NIMRODEL 6207           1  1 1 SOL INVICTUS 469     SCOURGE 6221          293   
OUTCAST ORC 6242        0  1 0 SOL INVICTUS 469     PREACHER              296  NONE
RODENT 6240             0  1 0 THE ANIMALS 574      THE RAGE MAN          296  NONE
VARMIT 6241             0  1 0 THE ANIMALS 574      THE RAGE MAN          296  NONE
ULTHAR REDBLADE 5802   10 18 3 THE STORMBRINGER 359 ANTIOCH 5987          296   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

High Lord Bosk -- Tal, Realm-Restorer!  Well met!  Many thanks for the support,
thoughts and prayers these many months.  RW situation is a tough one.  Trying to stay
strong.  VERY much looking forward to you coming to visit the keep here in a few
weeks.  VERY hussah!  We will get in a few hours of Realm time on Polaris as it is
time to begin the construction of our Cloud Castle!  Very much looking forward to
seeing you and getting a mini-tour in bud.  Update your stuff!  Tal and salute, my
brother! -- The Icelord

High Lord Bosk -- I heard AC/DC is putting out a new album very soon. -- The Icelord

RTR -- Thanks for the support mighty one!  Looking forward to hockey season starting
soon and college football is already rolling.  Salute Noble One! -- The Icelord

The Scribe -- VERY much looking forward to the epic conclusion of A TALE OF TWO
CITIES.  Keep up the great work! -- The Icelord, First Mage, The Council of Lords

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LIVIUS was butchered by ARENAMASTER LEVTANI in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SCOURGE was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
RODENT was easily killed by THE RAGE MAN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
VARMIT was slaughtered by THE RAGE MAN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
OUTCAST ORC was assassinated by PREACHER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DIRDEN I demolished TARVOS TRIGARANOS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
MARLENUS viciously subdued SHELBY in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
CORNELIUS overpowered BADGER in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
TYPHUS unbelievably bested ULL BLOODSTORM in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
ALESIA was overpowered by ULL HARDHAMMER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CRASSUS defeated SLOCUM in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
FLAVIUS handily defeated LYNX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DELIUM subdued JAN PREMYSL OTOKAR in a 5 minute bloody Challenge match.
WULFGAR handily defeated THE POTOMAC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
THERMOPYLAE was subdued by BLACK PLAGUE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute veteran's brawl.
LOWLY WORM was overpowered by CHOLERA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
ANTIOCH slaughtered ULTHAR REDBLADE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SALAMIS devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
ULTHAR STORMHELM was luckily beaten by EAGLE in a tiresome 16 minute veteran's bout.
ULL HELMSPLITTER easily killed DEPRIVATION in a 1 minute gory mismatched competition.
HUNGER was savagely defeated by HLOTHYN in a 6 minute brutal duel.
ULTHAR THE PIOUS narrowly defeated ATLANTA in a dull 14 minute expert's fray.
SIGURD devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
FREKI overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
CUMULUS vanquished DEATH KNIGHT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARCH slimly won victory over BADSCUM BASHER in a 3 minute bout.
LORD FLAIR won victory over SCIPIO in a action packed 3 minute brutal novice's fray.
PALE SENTINEL overcame JUSTINIAN in a 3 minute novice's duel.
AJAX overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HIPPOCRATES handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a exciting 4 minute one-sided fight.
SARGON II was defeated by MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's fight.
CYRUS beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  11 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  14 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   64 -  53 -  5      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    52 -  51 -  3      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  34 -  0      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        28 -  33 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK    28 -  35 -  5      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  12 -  0      29  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  13 -  0      28  |

Turn 296 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        6 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  6         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CORNELIUS 3485             17   3  0  140 CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHOLERA 5984               12   5  0  106 PESTILENCE (612)
TOTAL PARRY      BLACK PLAGUE 5986          12   3  0  100 PESTILENCE (612)
STRIKING ATTACK  THERMOPYLAE 5991           12   4  0   88 WAR (613)
AIMED BLOW       EAGLE 5578                 18  17  0   73 THE ANIMALS (574)
PARRY-STRIKE     SHELBY 5958                 6   5  0   38 SHERMANS STABLE (578)
WALL OF STEEL    HUNGER 5969                 7   4  0   35 FAMINE (610)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LOWLY WORM 5383.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THERMOPYLAE 5991.  The ten other most popular fighters were ULL BLOODSTORM 5897, 
SLOCUM 5919, LORD FLAIR 6239, HIPPOCRATES 6231, FREKI 6169, BADSCUM BASHER 6021, 
MARLENUS 6184, CORNELIUS 3485, CRASSUS 6188, and JAN PREMYSL OTOKAR 6191.

The least popular fighter this week was EAGLE 5578.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ULTHAR STORMHELM 5556, ULTHAR THE PIOUS 5753, SARGON II 6229, ATLANTA 
5713, HUNGER 5969, DEPRIVATION 6162, THE POTOMAC 6176, DELIUM 6187, LYNX 5960, and 
ALESIA 5989.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CORNELIUS (31-3485) CAESAR'S POOL HALL (350)

                                  Name-Change-O-Rama

     The summer tourney brought a lot of people to the Isle who didn't appear there 
normally.  This included Commission employees.  Half a dozen arenamasters regarded 
each other warily in the mirror behind the bar at the Pig in a Haystack.  The Pig was 
obscure and mediocre, drawing few gladiators, which is what they had all been looking 
for.  They saw gladiators every day.  Most arenamaster were convinced that this was 
some kind of punishment.
     You could always pick out the arenamasters in a crowd.  There were superficial 
differences:  One of these had clearly Adantri features, one wore an eye-patch, two 
were female.  But there were, in significant ways, alike.  The same size, the same 
hair-trigger alertness, the same deadliness.
     The one-eyed man broke the ice, raising his beer mug in salute.  "I'm Zrof One-
Eye from Zukal.  Sugar of Arvat--"  One of the women bowed slightly.  "I know Sugar.  
The rest of you...?"
     The Adantri matched his salute.  "Dernal of Dayla Kiv."
     "Daiyla Kiv?  Ah...."
     "No, without the 'I' in it.  These damned bureaucrats can't spell, and they 
thought adding an unnecessary vowel was exotic."  Disgust dripped from his voice.
     "Tell me about it!" another man growled in agreement.  "Khagal of Niatoli, and 
what they do to the spelling of THAT simple word--!"
     "I thought Daiyla, I mean Dayla Kiv had a different name right now," 
Arenamistress Sugar said.  "The arena, at least, because of a contest?"
     "Chavez Ravine."  Dernal's tone was the one that substituted in polite company 
for spitting on the floor.
     Zrof blinked, taken aback by the bitterness.  He wouldn't have minded a contest 
in Zukal, and damn what they called the place.  "It's only temporary, though."
     "Temporary, shmiperary," another man muttered.  He seemed well into his drinking, 
although, like all arenamasters, he carried his liquor well.  "They do it all the time 
in Aradi.  No reshpect.  Go around changing thish, changing that.  I wish I could 
change shome thingsh."  He signalled the bartender for a refill.
     The second woman put her hand over his mug.  "You've had enough, Harkon.  Try the 
coffee, instead."
     "You should be mad, too, Ripplesh," Harkon said.  "They're going to do shtuff 
like that in Jahnsh, aren't they?"
     Ripples Dorrigan shrugged.  All the men paused, some with glasses half raised, to 
watch.  "It's the way things are," she said.  "Not much we can do about it."
     "You know," Khagal of Niatoli said, "maybe we could make a few changes.  Fix the 
spelling of Arena 33, for one, change a few standby titles--"
     "The Commission hates changes."  Dernal of Dayla Kiv topped up his glass and 
drained it gloomily.
     "Yes, but if we disguise it," Sugar of Arvat said, excited, "make it... maybe a 
general Name-Change-O-Rama!  Then we could slip OUR changes through and no one would 
notice or mind."

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     By popular demand, we are holding a Name-Change-o-Rama during the month of 
September, 2008.  If you wish to change the name of your warriors or teams, please 
contact RSI Customer Service.  The charge for a name change is $1.