DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 12/11/2010 Duedate: 01/07/2011 CHIMLEVTAL ARENA DM-31 TURN-325 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS CHALDEA DARQUE FORCES (422) (31-5836) [16-5-0,104] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader CHALDEA POSITION IS EMPTY DARQUE FORCES (422) (31-5836) [16-5-0,104] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite MAJOR PAIN MAJOR PAIN MILITARY MAYHEM (89) MILITARY MAYHEM (89) (31-5463) [11-11-0,98] (31-5463) [11-11-0,98] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. DARQUE FORCES (422) 35 2. MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 31 DARQUE FORCES (422) 3. AVENGERS (146) 14 Unchartered Team 4. LOONY TOONS (206) 6 5. MILITARY MAYHEM (89) -11 WALT'S KIDS (53) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 DARQUE FORCES (422) 255 227 15 52.9 1/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 7 7 0 2/ 2 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 275 251 18 52.3 2/ 1 DARQUE FORCES (422) 7 8 0 3/ 3 LOONY TOONS (206) 196 183 15 51.7 3/ 5 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 6 1 0 4/ 4 AVENGERS (146) 218 217 16 50.1 4/ 3 AVENGERS (146) 6 6 0 5/ 5 PIRATES (625) 19 22 1 46.3 5/ 2 PIRATES (625) 4 4 0 6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 148 260 4 36.3 6/ 6 LOONY TOONS (206) 3 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 329): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 326): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 624): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 280): QUITA ROSALA of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 302): PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): AFRICAN QUEEN of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 283): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 231): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 46): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 229): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 329): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 326): MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 324): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 280): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 302): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 283): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 277): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 231): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 231): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 46): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 229): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): MEDEE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.) (turn 295): ROIS ANIN of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): SIF of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (Manager, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 45): PEP RALLY of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) WASNIS of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. This will be about as brief as our stay here. Thanks to Chaldea for the chance to sit on the throne, but it feels like someone left a tack on the seat. Unfortunately, real life committments mean that Crip's Crap will be taking a break of about 6 months from the sands of Alastari. Hopefully, you'll all be here when we get back, which will hopefully be quicker than our last break. Major Pain Military Mayhem Duelmaster of Chimlevtal SPY REPORT Greetings, Warriors of CHIMLEVTAL. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Nothing is certain in CHIMLEVTAL, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new top team--MIDDLE WAY 7. Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as MIDDLE WAY 7 can attest... Good things come to those who fight well, as AVENGERS can attest, moving up by 1. MIDDLE WAY 7 had cause to celebrate, after MANDIN ORWELL got 15 points by beating PERSISTENT BEGGAR. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, MANDIN ORLE was winsome, after beating SHO and seeing him lose 7 points. What can be a greater victory? CHALDEA has taken his place as the top, as CHIMLEVTAL's new Duelmaster. Word has it one team in CHIMLEVTAL is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life! My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! If challenges were horses, EDEN could open up a fast food joint! Take heed CHIMLEVTAL, of the unprincipled action of JACK SPARROW. By challenging EDEN, 22 points below him, JACK SPARROW besmirches the noble art of dueling. Yes, Virginia, sometimes the little guy wins, as EDEN proved, beating 22 point higher JACK SPARROW. TAZ found himself challenged by a warrior 22 below: CLUB-FOOT CODY. CLUB-FOOT CODY of PIRATES kept his wits as he was subdued by TAZ. Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors. Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting! Do not think spyreporting in CHIMLEVTAL is the highlight of my life. As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place. CHIMLEVTAL, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Victory Tavern. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHALDEA 5836 16 5 0 104 DARQUE FORCES (422) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656 10 2 1 103 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) MAJOR PAIN 5463 11 11 0 98 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) COLONEL O'CORN 6171 9 1 0 97 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TAZ 5200 9 4 0 69 LOONY TOONS (206) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OMBERT QURL 6312 10 3 0 66 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) EDEN 6330 4 0 0 60 DARQUE FORCES (422) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OSWELL QUIRN 6150 9 14 1 47 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) MANDIN ORLE 6227 7 7 1 47 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) -TEAM CAPTAIN 6190 4 2 0 46 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) AMUR 6323 7 2 0 41 AVENGERS (146) JACK SPARROW 6314 7 3 1 38 PIRATES (625) CLUB-FOOT CODY 6325 5 3 0 38 PIRATES (625) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SYLVESTER 4154 7 6 0 30 LOONY TOONS (206) WAKIZASHI 6322 7 2 0 27 AVENGERS (146) -NOISEY KRICKET 5343 4 4 0 26 LOONY TOONS (206) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GILEAD 6145 3 3 0 21 DARQUE FORCES (422) XANDAR 6320 4 5 0 20 AVENGERS (146) SHO 6319 3 6 0 20 AVENGERS (146) MANDIN ORWELL 6336 1 0 0 15 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) LUMUS NELP 6328 1 6 0 12 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CABIN BOY 6327 3 1 0 11 PIRATES (625) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CAPERNAUM 6141 3 4 0 DARQUE FORCES 422 SHEWISH GIANT 325 NONE PISON 6331 1 3 1 DARQUE FORCES 422 SHEWISH GIANT 325 NONE PERSONAL ADS Private Lapdance -- Sir! I mean, Madam! This is a family arena! -- Ombert Qurl Club-Foot Cody -- Ah, gods, that is just exactly the kind of thing I don't need. -- Oswell Quirn P.S. I've been sick. P.P.S. I'm going to be sicker. Gilead -- This is what happens when you go withholding balm. Or something like that. -- Mandin Orle An Osksi Noble. Well, okay, I can handle an Osksi Noble. And I can certainly handle a win! -- Lumus Nelp We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Middle Way LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS CAPERNAUM was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. PISON was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel. JACK SPARROW was handily defeated by EDEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. CLUB-FOOT CODY was vanquished by TAZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. MAJOR PAIN was luckily beaten by CHALDEA in a 5 minute veteran's Title fight. COLONEL O'CORN won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute bloody fight. PRIVATE LAPDANCE overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. OMBERT QURL defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute gruesome expert vs. beginner melee. MANDIN ORLE vanquished SHO in a 2 minute uneven fight. OSWELL QUIRN vanquished GILEAD in a 1 minute one-sided fight. AMUR luckily beat AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 4 minute melee. LUMUS NELP was defeated by XANDAR in a exciting 3 minute bloody match. WAKIZASHI handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided contest. MANDIN ORWELL demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 2 - 0 80 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 3 - 0 77 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 5 - 0 64 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 9 - 1 59 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 12 - 2 59 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 9 - 0 57 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 1 53 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 27 - 0 46 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 8 - 0 43 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 4 - 0 0 | Turn 325 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 4 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY CHALDEA 5836 16 5 0 104 DARQUE FORCES (422) WALL OF STEEL PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656 10 2 1 103 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) AIMED BLOW COLONEL O'CORN 6171 9 1 0 97 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) LUNGING ATTACK TAZ 5200 9 4 0 69 LOONY TOONS (206) PARRY-STRIKE OMBERT QURL 6312 10 3 0 66 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) BASHING ATTACK EDEN 6330 4 0 0 60 DARQUE FORCES (422) SLASHING ATTACK JACK SPARROW 6314 7 3 1 38 PIRATES (625) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is MAJOR PAIN 5463. The most popular warrior this turn was MAJOR PAIN 5463. The ten other most popular fighters were LUMUS NELP 6328, OMBERT QURL 6312, COLONEL O'CORN 6171, XANDAR 6320, PISON 6331, CHALDEA 5836, MANDIN ORLE 6227, EDEN 6330, TAZ 5200, and PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656. The least popular fighter this week was GILEAD 6145. The other ten least popular fighters were CLUB-FOOT CODY 6325, JACK SPARROW 6314, CAPERNAUM 6141, MANDIN ORWELL 6336, AMUR 6323, SHO 6319, WAKIZASHI 6322, OSWELL QUIRN 6150, PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656, and TAZ 5200.