DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/11/2010    Duedate: 01/07/2011

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM-31    TURN-325

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHALDEA
DARQUE FORCES (422)
(31-5836) [16-5-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHALDEA                        POSITION IS EMPTY
DARQUE FORCES (422)            
(31-5836) [16-5-0,104]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MAJOR PAIN                     MAJOR PAIN
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)           MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
(31-5463) [11-11-0,98]         (31-5463) [11-11-0,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE FORCES (422)         35
2. MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)          31      DARQUE FORCES (422)
3. AVENGERS (146)              14      Unchartered Team
4. LOONY TOONS (206)            6
5. MILITARY MAYHEM (89)       -11      WALT'S KIDS (53)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DARQUE FORCES (422)      255 227 15 52.9   1/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)        7  7 0
 2/ 2 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)     275 251 18 52.3   2/ 1 DARQUE FORCES (422)       7  8 0
 3/ 3 LOONY TOONS (206)        196 183 15 51.7   3/ 5 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      6  1 0
 4/ 4 AVENGERS (146)           218 217 16 50.1   4/ 3 AVENGERS (146)            6  6 0
 5/ 5 PIRATES (625)             19  22  1 46.3   5/ 2 PIRATES (625)             4  4 0
 6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)       148 260  4 36.3   6/ 6 LOONY TOONS (206)         3  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 329): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 326): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 624): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 280): QUITA ROSALA of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 302): PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): AFRICAN QUEEN of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 283): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 254): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 231): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 46): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 229): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 329): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 326): MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 324): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 280): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 302): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 283): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 277): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 254): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 231): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 231): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 46): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 229): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): MEDEE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
                          (turn 295): ROIS ANIN of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): SIF of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 45): PEP RALLY of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
                              WASNIS of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     This will be about as brief as our stay here.  Thanks to Chaldea for the chance
to sit on the throne, but it feels like someone left a tack on the seat.
Unfortunately, real life committments mean that Crip's Crap will be taking a break of
about 6 months from the sands of Alastari.  Hopefully, you'll all be here when we get
back, which will hopefully be quicker than our last break.

Major Pain
Military Mayhem
Duelmaster of Chimlevtal

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of CHIMLEVTAL.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Nothing is certain 
in CHIMLEVTAL, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new 
top team--MIDDLE WAY 7.  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a 
perceptive observation?) as MIDDLE WAY 7 can attest...  Good things come to those who 
fight well, as AVENGERS can attest, moving up by 1.  MIDDLE WAY 7 had cause to 
celebrate, after MANDIN ORWELL got 15 points by beating PERSISTENT BEGGAR.  Win some, 
lose some.  Speaking of which, MANDIN ORLE was winsome, after beating SHO and seeing 
him lose 7 points.  What can be a greater victory?  CHALDEA has taken his place as 
the top, as CHIMLEVTAL's new Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in CHIMLEVTAL is using 
psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  If challenges were horses, EDEN could 
open up a fast food joint!  Take heed CHIMLEVTAL, of the unprincipled action of JACK 
SPARROW.  By challenging EDEN, 22 points below him, JACK SPARROW besmirches the noble 
art of dueling.  Yes, Virginia, sometimes the little guy wins, as EDEN proved, 
beating 22 point higher JACK SPARROW.  TAZ found himself challenged by a warrior 22 
below:  CLUB-FOOT CODY.  CLUB-FOOT CODY of PIRATES kept his wits as he was subdued by 
TAZ.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in CHIMLEVTAL is the highlight of my life.  As if 
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  
CHIMLEVTAL, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The 
Victory Tavern.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHALDEA 5836                 16   5  0   104       DARQUE FORCES (422)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656        10   2  1   103       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 MAJOR PAIN 5463              11  11  0    98       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 COLONEL O'CORN 6171           9   1  0    97       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAZ 5200                      9   4  0    69       LOONY TOONS (206)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OMBERT QURL 6312             10   3  0    66       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 EDEN 6330                     4   0  0    60       DARQUE FORCES (422)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSWELL QUIRN 6150             9  14  1    47       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 MANDIN ORLE 6227              7   7  1    47       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
-TEAM CAPTAIN 6190             4   2  0    46       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 AMUR 6323                     7   2  0    41       AVENGERS (146)
 JACK SPARROW 6314             7   3  1    38       PIRATES (625)
 CLUB-FOOT CODY 6325           5   3  0    38       PIRATES (625)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SYLVESTER 4154                7   6  0    30       LOONY TOONS (206)
 WAKIZASHI 6322                7   2  0    27       AVENGERS (146)
-NOISEY KRICKET 5343           4   4  0    26       LOONY TOONS (206)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILEAD 6145                   3   3  0    21       DARQUE FORCES (422)
 XANDAR 6320                   4   5  0    20       AVENGERS (146)
 SHO 6319                      3   6  0    20       AVENGERS (146)
 MANDIN ORWELL 6336            1   0  0    15       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 LUMUS NELP 6328               1   6  0    12       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CABIN BOY 6327                3   1  0    11       PIRATES (625)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAPERNAUM 6141          3  4 0 DARQUE FORCES 422    SHEWISH GIANT         325  NONE
PISON 6331              1  3 1 DARQUE FORCES 422    SHEWISH GIANT         325  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Private Lapdance -- Sir!  I mean, Madam!  This is a family arena! -- Ombert Qurl

Club-Foot Cody -- Ah, gods, that is just exactly the kind of thing I don't need. --
Oswell Quirn
P.S.  I've been sick.
P.P.S.  I'm going to be sicker.

Gilead -- This is what happens when you go withholding balm.  Or something like that.
-- Mandin Orle

An Osksi Noble.  Well, okay, I can handle an Osksi Noble.  And I can certainly handle
a win! -- Lumus Nelp

We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CAPERNAUM was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PISON was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
JACK SPARROW was handily defeated by EDEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CLUB-FOOT CODY was vanquished by TAZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MAJOR PAIN was luckily beaten by CHALDEA in a 5 minute veteran's Title fight.
COLONEL O'CORN won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute bloody fight.
PRIVATE LAPDANCE overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OMBERT QURL defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute gruesome expert vs. beginner melee.
MANDIN ORLE vanquished SHO in a 2 minute uneven fight.
OSWELL QUIRN vanquished GILEAD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AMUR luckily beat AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 4 minute melee.
LUMUS NELP was defeated by XANDAR in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
WAKIZASHI handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MANDIN ORWELL demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   9 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        17 -  12 -  2      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   7 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  27 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 325 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CHALDEA 5836               16   5  0  104 DARQUE FORCES (422)
WALL OF STEEL    PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656      10   2  1  103 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
AIMED BLOW       COLONEL O'CORN 6171         9   1  0   97 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAZ 5200                    9   4  0   69 LOONY TOONS (206)
PARRY-STRIKE     OMBERT QURL 6312           10   3  0   66 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
BASHING ATTACK   EDEN 6330                   4   0  0   60 DARQUE FORCES (422)
SLASHING ATTACK  JACK SPARROW 6314           7   3  1   38 PIRATES (625)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAJOR PAIN 5463.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MAJOR PAIN 5463.  The ten other most popular fighters were LUMUS NELP 6328, 
OMBERT QURL 6312, COLONEL O'CORN 6171, XANDAR 6320, PISON 6331, CHALDEA 5836, MANDIN 
ORLE 6227, EDEN 6330, TAZ 5200, and PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656.

The least popular fighter this week was GILEAD 6145.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CLUB-FOOT CODY 6325, JACK SPARROW 6314, CAPERNAUM 6141, MANDIN ORWELL 
6336, AMUR 6323, SHO 6319, WAKIZASHI 6322, OSWELL QUIRN 6150, PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656, 
and TAZ 5200.