DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/08/2011 Duedate: 02/04/2011
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM-31 TURN-326
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
OMBERT QURL
MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
(31-6312) [11-3-0,82]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
OMBERT QURL POSITION IS EMPTY
MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
(31-6312) [11-3-0,82]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OMBERT QURL WAKIZASHI
MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) AVENGERS (146)
(31-6312) [11-3-0,82] (31-6322) [8-2-0,31]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 33
2. AVENGERS (146) 0 DARQUE FORCES (422)
3. MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 0 Unchartered Team
4. PIRATES (625) 0
5. LOONY TOONS (206) 0 DEVIL'S GUARD (420)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 DARQUE FORCES (422) 256 231 15 52.6 1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 9 5 0
2- 2 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 275 251 18 52.3 2/ 4 AVENGERS (146) 7 5 0
3- 3 LOONY TOONS (206) 196 183 15 51.7 3- 3 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 6 1 0
4/ 4 AVENGERS (146) 220 219 16 50.1 4/ 2 DARQUE FORCES (422) 4 11 0
5- 5 PIRATES (625) 19 22 1 46.3 5- 5 PIRATES (625) 2 2 0
6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 151 262 4 36.6 6- 6 LOONY TOONS (206) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 330): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 327): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 625): CHALDEA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 281): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 303): PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 297): AFRICAN QUEEN of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 284): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 255): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 231): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 232): STEVE LAKE of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 232): ANASTASIA of MYSTERIOUS (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 47): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 230): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 330): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 327): MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 325): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 281): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 303): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 297): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 284): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 278): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 255): BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 231): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 232): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 232): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 47): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 230): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 297): AFRICAN QUEEN of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
THE LION KING of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
ITHYIC THING of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.)
(turn 296): MEDEE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
(turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 232): ANASTASIA of MYSTERIOUS (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
(turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 45): PEP RALLY of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
WASNIS of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Not really sure what to rant about in this column. I'm curious if anyone is
even listening apart from Jorja, possibly Crip.
I have no idea how long I will be in the big seat. At this point, I have
everything I need with the exception of ratings. No one said there was going to be
tests when I reached the tail end of my dueling career. I might have studied a bit
more in school if I had known -- probably not.
Anywho... I'll reveal details when and if I graduate. Not sure when that is
going to be either.
Duelmistress Chaldea
P.S. Oh wait, I did forget to mention the one thing that is of any interest to
Darque. He is attempting to graduate 1 warrior of each fighting style from this
team--his home team. He is only missing a Total Parry and a Parry Riposte. I am
obviously close, but nothing is ever sure in life. The Parry Riposte is another
story and we'll see how it develops.
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
CHIMLEVTAL brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see OMBERT QURL win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
OSWELL QUIRN beat AMUR and AMUR lost 8 points. You're breakin' my heart. Our last
turn's Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to KUNG-FU MASTER, and CHALDEA has made the
way for a new Duelmaster! With CHALDEA clearing the throne, MIDDLE WAY 7 of OMBERT
QURL takes a proud seat as CHIMLEVTAL's new Duelmaster, by virtue of recognition
points. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want
to know what's new, don't you, CHIMLEVTAL?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. XANDAR was challenged more times this turn than the
Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for CHIMLEVTAL's
morgue. More variety. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is
developing these kinds of weapons?
What does the CHIMLEVTAL arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OMBERT QURL 6312 11 3 0 82 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656 10 2 1 103 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-MAJOR PAIN 5463 11 11 0 98 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-COLONEL O'CORN 6171 9 1 0 97 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHALDEA 5836 16 6 0 80 DARQUE FORCES (422)
-TAZ 5200 9 4 0 69 LOONY TOONS (206)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EDEN 6330 5 0 0 62 DARQUE FORCES (422)
OSWELL QUIRN 6150 10 14 1 59 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MANDIN ORLE 6227 7 8 1 46 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
-TEAM CAPTAIN 6190 4 2 0 46 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-JACK SPARROW 6314 7 3 1 38 PIRATES (625)
-CLUB-FOOT CODY 6325 5 3 0 38 PIRATES (625)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AMUR 6323 7 3 0 33 AVENGERS (146)
WAKIZASHI 6322 8 2 0 31 AVENGERS (146)
-SYLVESTER 4154 7 6 0 30 LOONY TOONS (206)
XANDAR 6320 5 5 0 28 AVENGERS (146)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NOISEY KRICKET 5343 4 4 0 26 LOONY TOONS (206)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MANDIN ORWELL 6336 2 0 0 23 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
GILEAD 6145 3 4 0 20 DARQUE FORCES (422)
SHO 6319 3 7 0 16 AVENGERS (146)
-CABIN BOY 6327 3 1 0 11 PIRATES (625)
LUMUS NELP 6328 1 7 0 10 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GIHON 6337 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 422 SHEWISH GIANT 326 NONE
HAVILAH 6338 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 422 HIGH ELF 326 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Major Pain -- I guess it is just the luck of the roll at times because I didn't
change anything. In fact, I had resigned myself to possibly another loss at your
hands and for turns to come as I await my call to the Isle. -- Chaldea
Jack Sparrow -- Not sure what to make of that challenge. However, this is a small
arena at the moment, so I completely understand it from that perspective. We will
see what the future holds. -- Eden
Oswell Quirn -- I've noticed a lot of your style frequent MANY of your manager's
stables. Just the luck of the draw or is Jorja on some sort of mission? -- Gilead
I resent this Fratsfa Slave. He's taller than I am, I hate it when people are taller
than I am. Plus, he's ambidextrous. *I* want to be ambidextrous, but do I get a
chance? No, of course not. And "Fratsfa Slave" isn't even his real identity. He's
a Karnhorn. Must be some kind of deep plot here, and I'm seriously annoyed about it.
-- Ombert Qurl
Sho -- Sho' me what? Or is that "sho' 'nuff"? Sorry, it's been that kind of day. --
Mandin Orle
Gilead -- I hope you have saved some balm for yourself, you're going to need it
tonight. -- Oswell Quirn
Xandar -- Dammit, why avenge me? What did *I* do? -- Lumus Nelp
Listen, folks, I know it's confusing, me and Orle having the same first name. You
can tell us apart by me being the tall, dark, and handsome one. -- Mandin Orwel
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HAVILAH was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GIHON was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CHALDEA was savagely defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 6 minute gory melee.
OMBERT QURL vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
EDEN defeated MANDIN ORLE in a 1 minute novice vs. master upset fight.
AMUR was devastated by OSWELL QUIRN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
WAKIZASHI beat GILEAD in a 3 minute brawl.
LUMUS NELP was handily defeated by XANDAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SHO lost to MANDIN ORWELL in a 1 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 2 - 0 85 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 1 62 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 1 62 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 17 - 13 - 1 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 28 - 0 44 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 326 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE OMBERT QURL 6312 11 3 0 82 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
TOTAL PARRY CHALDEA 5836 16 6 0 80 DARQUE FORCES (422)
BASHING ATTACK EDEN 6330 5 0 0 62 DARQUE FORCES (422)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OMBERT QURL 6312. The most popular warrior this
turn was WAKIZASHI 6322. The ten other most popular fighters were OSWELL QUIRN 6150,
OMBERT QURL 6312, CHALDEA 5836, EDEN 6330, GILEAD 6145, MANDIN ORWELL 6336, MANDIN
ORLE 6227, AMUR 6323, XANDAR 6320, and SHO 6319.
The least popular fighter this week was LUMUS NELP 6328. The other ten least popular
fighters were GIHON 6337, HAVILAH 6338, SHO 6319, XANDAR 6320, AMUR 6323, MANDIN ORLE
6227, MANDIN ORWELL 6336, GILEAD 6145, EDEN 6330, and CHALDEA 5836.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
MR. GHERKIN (6-6385) of 071406AD (544)
OPUS X (11-5276) of OLD BOYS CLUB (483)
CARDINAL KRAKEN (69-8569) BEASTS OF NEON (831)
GANGRENE (82-30731) THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042)
WAY TOO CUTE (82-32711) 12/19/04A (5398)
CHINA (82-35079) MORE PLACES (5777)
ASPARAGUS (82-38983) UNDERRATED 2 (6485)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes