DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/28/2011    Duedate: 06/24/2011

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM-31    TURN-331

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SNORTY MCSNORT
ALL NIGHT LONG (570)
(31-5555) [11-11-0,136]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SNORTY MCSNORT                 POSITION IS EMPTY
ALL NIGHT LONG (570)           
(31-5555) [11-11-0,136]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SNORTY MCSNORT                 SHO
ALL NIGHT LONG (570)           AVENGERS (146)
(31-5555) [11-11-0,136]        (31-6319) [8-7-0,63]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

AVENGERS (146)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL NIGHT LONG (570)        25
2. NUMBERS GAME (403)          21      NUMBERS GAME (403)
3. AVENGERS (146)              17      Unchartered Team
4. KAOS II (606)                0
5. MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)          -4      THE ZIFFELERS (128)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 NUMBERS GAME (403)       302 248 20 54.9   1/ 1 AVENGERS (146)            8  4 0
 2/ 1 AVENGERS (146)           234 225 16 51.0   2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)        6  9 0
 3/ 0 ALL NIGHT LONG (570)      55  70  5 44.0   3/ 0 NUMBERS GAME (403)        2  0 0
 4- 2*KAOS II (606)              2   3  0 40.0   4/ 0 ALL NIGHT LONG (570)      2  0 0
 5/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)       162 276  4 37.0   5- 3*KAOS II (606)             1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 308): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 267): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 260): FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 52): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 235): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): SONS OF MARS (Mars, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 308): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 267): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 260): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 52): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 235): CRYPTICS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
                          VALERIAN of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
                               PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): PROWL of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                                      EARVLING FLASH of FORCE OF WILL
                                                    (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
                          (turn 301): SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
                                      RERUN of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                                      JACK KNIFE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ORRIE POLLAS of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Turn 331 for arena 31.  That must be a milemark of some kind.
     Good gods, Zontani, of COURSE I wear pantyhose under my armor!  Do you know how
that stuff CHAFES otherwise?  Besides, it made the Venomous Concubine envious.  I
live to annoy that woman, among other goals.  The Convicted Assassin, today's
opponent... eh.

                                    Ombert Qurl

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for XANDAR, who flew up 12 points in the rankings after mashing MANDIN ORLE 
like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk 
out on the sands.  MANDIN ORLE was bested by XANDAR and drops 7 points.  In front of 
all the crowds, SNORTY MCSNORT took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the 
bum two weeks.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the CHIMLEVTAL arena.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the CHIMLEVTAL giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been real, 
and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNORTY MCSNORT 5555          11  11  0   136       ALL NIGHT LONG (570)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLATE G35 5637               17   6  2    97       NUMBERS GAME (403)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OMBERT QURL 6312             15   4  0    89       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
-TERROR TWIN 5620              9  12  1    77       ALL NIGHT LONG (570)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHO 6319                      8   7  0    63       AVENGERS (146)
-CIRCA 1968 5915               5   4  1    60       NUMBERS GAME (403)
-VIP SECTION 5531             12  13  2    59       ALL NIGHT LONG (570)
 WAKIZASHI 6322               11   4  0    58       AVENGERS (146)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 XANDAR 6320                   8   7  0    45       AVENGERS (146)
 MANDIN ORLE 6227              9  11  1    39       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 AMUR 6323                    10   5  0    35       AVENGERS (146)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MANDIN ORWELL 6336            5   2  0    31       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
-PANCAKES 5910                 2   0  0    30       KAOS II (606)
 OU812 5943                    2   3  0    25       NUMBERS GAME (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUMUS NELP 6328               1  12  0    15       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 WHITE LINE FEVER 6002         2   2  0    14       ALL NIGHT LONG (570)
-SEVENTH HEAVEN 5935           1   3  0    11       NUMBERS GAME (403)
-AWESOME 80'S 5954             0   4  0     5       NUMBERS GAME (403)
 PAELLA RILL 6341              0   1  0     1       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute Pancakes, Chimlevtal's tourney participant. -- Jorja and the Middle Way
P.S.  Hmm.  Pancakes... that sounds like a good breakfast....

I could've done without my LOYAL TEAMMATE annoying the Venomous Concubine QUITE so
much. -- Ghost of Oswell Quirn

Wakizashi -- I think I'm confusing you with someone else.  It's the foreign name.  I
get confused easily by foreign names. -- Mandin Orle
P.S.  Please don't tell me that yours is NOT a foreign name, I couldn't stand that.

Sho -- Couldn't you have "sho-ed" me more skills?  I really NEED more skills. --
Mandin Orwell, not to be confused with that Orle guy

Xandar -- Bummer.  I was hoping I could show up my teammates and be the only other
one than Ombert to get a win.  Guess not. -- Lumus Nelp

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OMBERT QURL was devastated by SNORTY MCSNORT in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SLATE G35 demolished WAKIZASHI in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
SHO viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 7 minute gory contest.
AMUR was savagely defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 7 minute bloody competition.
MANDIN ORLE lost to XANDAR in a 1 minute fight.
OU812 devastated LUMUS NELP in a 2 minute mismatched match.
MANDIN ORWELL handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WHITE LINE FEVER vanquished PAELLA RILL in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  17 -  0      43  |

Turn 331 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLATE G35 5637             17   6  2   97 NUMBERS GAME (403)
PARRY-STRIKE     OMBERT QURL 6312           15   4  0   89 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
PARRY-LUNGE      WAKIZASHI 6322             11   4  0   58 AVENGERS (146)
BASHING ATTACK   XANDAR 6320                 8   7  0   45 AVENGERS (146)
TOTAL PARRY      AMUR 6323                  10   5  0   35 AVENGERS (146)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SNORTY MCSNORT 5555.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SHO 6319.  The ten other most popular fighters were SLATE G35 5637, OU812 
5943, SNORTY MCSNORT 5555, WAKIZASHI 6322, XANDAR 6320, LUMUS NELP 6328, WHITE LINE 
FEVER 6002, MANDIN ORLE 6227, MANDIN ORWELL 6336, and OMBERT QURL 6312.

The least popular fighter this week was AMUR 6323.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PAELLA RILL 6341, OMBERT QURL 6312, MANDIN ORWELL 6336, MANDIN ORLE 
6227, WHITE LINE FEVER 6002, LUMUS NELP 6328, XANDAR 6320, WAKIZASHI 6322, SNORTY 
MCSNORT 5555, and OU812 5943.