DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/17/2013 Duedate: 09/13/2013
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM-31 TURN-360
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MAJOR PAIN
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
(31-5463) [14-11-0,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MAJOR PAIN SEAWEED
MILITARY MAYHEM (89) BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
(31-5463) [14-11-0,116] (31-6370) [3-0-0,28]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RAPTOR HEATHER
THE CANUCKS (58) MORE DESTROYERS (567)
(31-4594) [15-17-1,93] (31-5491) [14-15-0,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 32
2. MORE DESTROYERS (567) 32 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. TEAM PUNISHMENT (637) 29 Unchartered Team
4. AVENGERS (146) 27
5. THE CANUCKS (58) 27 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 3 0 0 100 1/ 1 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 12 2 0
2/ 2 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 38 14 1 73.1 2/ 3 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 8 4 0
3/ 0*TEAM PUNISHMENT (637) 3 2 0 60.0 3/ 2 AVENGERS (146) 8 7 1
4/ 0 NUMBERS GAME (403) 343 273 23 55.7 4/ 7 MORE DESTROYERS (567) 6 4 0
5/ 3 MORE DESTROYERS (567) 101 83 9 54.9 5/ 5 THE CANUCKS (58) 5 5 0
6/ 4 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 287 253 18 53.1 6/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 5 10 0
7- 5 LOONY TOONS (206) 212 200 15 51.5 7/ 8*BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 3 0 0
8/ 6 AVENGERS (146) 300 285 20 51.3 8/ 0*TEAM PUNISHMENT (637) 3 2 0
9/ 8 THE CANUCKS (58) 283 347 25 44.9 9/ 6 THE STORM REAVERS (408) 3 7 0
10/ 7 THE STORM REAVERS (408) 154 189 19 44.9 10/ 0 NUMBERS GAME (403) 1 1 0
11/ 0 JUST DESSERTS (569) 59 73 3 44.7 11/ 0 JUST DESSERTS (569) 1 1 0
12/ 9 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 216 365 9 37.2 12- 9 LOONY TOONS (206) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 361): TALISMAN of MAGICAL MADNESS (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 337): ERMINE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 331): LEGION of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 318): C IS FOR COOKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 312): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 296): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 289): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 266): R.S.I. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip?, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 81): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 264): HARI-KARI of WHAT A WAY TO GO! II (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 361): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 337): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 331): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 318): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 312): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 296): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 289): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 266): WORLD WIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 81): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 264): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): THRALL of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
(turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): RAVAGE of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
NO BATHROOM of BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 265): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in CHIMLEVTAL! I still haven't told Mom I'm
writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MORE DESTROYERS like
really fought hard to move up to 4th from 7th. Way to go! MVP award for GENERAL
PURPOSE? MILITARY MAYHEM's proud of him after beating VENGEANCE and getting 30
points. Talk about yer big time losers! LUMUS NELP got smashed by TEAM CAPTAIN, and
lost 15 points! And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)
Oh well, welcome MAJOR PAIN. Aren't MILITARY MAYHEM proud. (Oh, my.) Who was the
wiseguy that said CHIMLEVTAL's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Victory
Tavern? Don't look at me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? The warriors of MILITARY MAYHEM must be getting
lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't?
I don't know what USEFUL WEAPONS' been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting
many fights from MILITARY MAYHEM, that's fer sher. Like, is MANDIN ORWELL popular,
or what? He was challenged the most in all of CHIMLEVTAL! He's got a 16-20-0, is
that good? Ooh! Did TRASH CAN really know what it was doing when it challenged
KILROGG DEADEYE? A 9-2-0 speaks volumes. (Zontoni said that. I don't know what it
means.) TRASH CAN was so studly out there in the sands! Beating KILROGG DEADEYE and
getting 20 points. USEFUL WEAPONS must be proud, for sure! MAJOR PAIN must not be a
good enough fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged GROM HELLSCREAM. 14 is a
big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought MAJOR PAIN showed great
skill and promise when he overcame GROM HELLSCREAM. All right, so I slept through
it! Big deal!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAJOR PAIN 5463 14 11 0 116 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEEL DRAGON 5541 10 2 0 115 THE CANUCKS (58)
GENERAL PURPOSE 5124 7 6 1 110 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-CIRCA 1968 5915 12 11 2 103 NUMBERS GAME (403)
GROM HELLSCREAM 5379 12 13 1 95 THE STORM REAVERS (408)
RAPTOR 4594 15 17 1 93 THE CANUCKS (58)
REBEKKA 5497 21 16 0 91 MORE DESTROYERS (567)
PRIVATE LAPDANCE 5656 12 3 1 91 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
DAIKKAN 5624 10 4 0 91 MORE DESTROYERS (567)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEATHER 5491 14 15 0 90 MORE DESTROYERS (567)
-HARSH WORDS 6477 9 1 0 86 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
AMUR 6323 20 24 0 84 AVENGERS (146)
-OU812 5943 11 7 0 83 NUMBERS GAME (403)
-TAZ 5200 13 7 0 82 LOONY TOONS (206)
TEAM CAPTAIN 6190 7 2 0 82 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
AWESOME 80'S 5954 9 7 0 81 NUMBERS GAME (403)
VENGEANCE 4369 17 23 4 80 THE STORM REAVERS (408)
PITCHFORK 6476 7 4 1 76 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
MANDIN ORWELL 6336 16 20 0 71 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
CORWIN 5488 10 9 1 68 MORE DESTROYERS (567)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUMUS NELP 6328 9 33 1 62 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
RONDOR SENDAL 6343 9 19 1 62 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
NINE-TAILED FOX 6359 8 4 0 62 NUMBERS GAME (403)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SYLVESTER 4154 11 9 0 52 LOONY TOONS (206)
KILROGG DEADEYE 6397 10 3 0 51 THE STORM REAVERS (408)
-FOGHORN LEGHORN 6391 5 2 0 50 LOONY TOONS (206)
OBLIVIOUS 6438 5 4 1 49 AVENGERS (146)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRASH CAN 6478 9 2 0 47 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
PANDA ROSS 6383 9 10 2 40 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
TERON GOREFIEND 6398 8 5 2 40 THE STORM REAVERS (408)
-BASEBALL BAT 6474 7 3 0 34 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEAWEED 6370 3 0 0 28 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
ISHIBO 6441 3 6 0 25 AVENGERS (146)
-CAPTAIN MORGAN 6283 2 0 0 24 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ROPE 6475 1 0 0 20 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
QUEEN OF THE NORTH 6466 3 0 0 19 THE CANUCKS (58)
-PUMPKIN ROLL 6431 2 0 0 18 JUST DESSERTS (569)
MOTHER LODE 6454 2 0 0 16 JUST DESSERTS (569)
TRISH STRATUS 6485 1 0 0 16 TEAM PUNISHMENT (637)
-THE KITCHEN SINK 6388 1 1 0 16 JUST DESSERTS (569)
ARSON 6439 3 5 0 14 THE CANUCKS (58)
RYO 6470 2 1 0 12 AVENGERS (146)
-CHOCO TACO 6390 1 1 0 12 JUST DESSERTS (569)
-MARVIN MARTIAN 6333 2 5 0 11 LOONY TOONS (206)
-ELUSIVE 12TH 6432 1 0 0 9 NUMBERS GAME (403)
TIM HORTON 6447 1 5 0 8 THE CANUCKS (58)
NORISON ROSE 6453 1 4 0 7 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
TRIPLE H 6483 1 0 0 6 TEAM PUNISHMENT (637)
THE GUMMY NAZI 6386 1 2 0 5 JUST DESSERTS (569)
BAM BAM BIGELOW 6486 1 0 0 5 TEAM PUNISHMENT (637)
SOJUTSU 6482 0 1 0 1 AVENGERS (146)
CM PUNK 6484 0 1 0 1 TEAM PUNISHMENT (637)
OGRE 6480 0 1 0 1 MORE DESTROYERS (567)
DOINK THE CLOWN 6487 0 1 0 1 TEAM PUNISHMENT (637)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SANDRA 5487 5 4 2 MORE DESTROYERS 567 OBLIVIOUS 6438 357
PERSONAL ADS
Assur! ASSur! You lured me over here and you plan to run one little tiddly-bitty
seaweed? I feel misled and tricked! What sort of personna are you, anyway?
Devious? -- Smithy, Useful Weapons
I enter an arena where the top dog cannot even choose which warrior will be
Duelmaster? Crip, what is this crap? You used to be better than that! -- Smithy
Steel Dragon -- You dirty rotten lizard, you ruined my pretty and perfect record.
Skink! -- Harsh Words
Arson -- You were thinking of burning a baseball bat?! Naughty and nasty, I say!
Thank goodness I am an Adirondack. -- Baseball Bat
Oski Noble and Embezzling Scribe -- We love you guys! -- Trash Can and Rope (not the
one in the Billiard Room by Colonel Mustard)
Okay, Assur The Deceitful, we did our share and you'd better do MORE! -- Smithy of
Useful Weapons, Consortium Affiliated
Chimlevtal -- It is with great shame that we failed to replace Katana as the outgoing
DM. At least one of us could claim to be the DM, while the other could claim to be
the recognition leader, then we'd get 2 more free fights. -- Private Lapdance and
Major Pain
Oblivious -- Do you realize you are the boss's nickname for his wife? -- Team Captain
Ishibo -- We'll consider Katana avenged with those two victories. -- Captain Morgan
Chimlevtal -- Colonel O'Corn was a 9-6-9-9-17-13-21 AB who was -2 in Rip, and -1 in
attack, so we are not overly offended by the death, particularly as it lets us bring
General Purpose back from the dead. -- Military Mayhem
Grom Hellscream -- Interesting, not normally the way I'll win against your style.
I'm guessing you've got a lot of initiative under your skill-belt. -- Private
Lapdance
Raptor -- And that's the way I'll beat your style; however, unconventional it may be.
-- Major Pain
I had a significant point gain? Ha! It's about TIME. -- Lumus Nelp
Seaweed -- Very true. People wonder what I could see in you. I told them you were a
source of important minerals, but I don't think they were convinced. -- Norison Rose
Assurnasirbanipal -- I certainly hope you're hre for the long haul. It's always more
fun to have an actual conversation than to talk to the echo. -- Jorja
Our congratulations to Thrall. -- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way
Queen of the North -- All I *said* was that you were a pretty little thing. That's
no reason for you to give me the cold shoulder for TEN minutes! -- Norison Rose
Teron Gorefiend -- I'd thank you for that win, but I know you didn't want me to have
it. So... maybe I'll gloat, just a little. -- Lumus Nelp
P.S. But then I'd be glad to buy you a drink.
Kilrogg Deadeye -- Have you tried vitamin A for that eye? Maybe some special drops?
-- Mandin Orwell
Hmm, I defeat the Dangerous Criminal, and Panda loses to the Ambitious Guard. Well,
it'll do. -- Rondor Sendal
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
STEEL DRAGON devastated PRIVATE LAPDANCE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MAJOR PAIN won victory over GROM HELLSCREAM in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.
RAPTOR overpowered MANDIN ORWELL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TEAM CAPTAIN overpowered LUMUS NELP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TRASH CAN outwaited KILROGG DEADEYE in a slow 21 minute Challenge duel.
ARSON was devastated by ISHIBO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TIM HORTON was viciously subdued by RYO in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
THRALL won victory over PITCHFORK in a 2 minute uneven duel.
AWESOME 80'S lost to DAIKKAN in a 1 minute fight.
GENERAL PURPOSE viciously subdued VENGEANCE in a popular 2 minute veteran's duel.
AMUR was viciously subdued by HEATHER in a exciting 3 minute brutal veteran's bout.
REBEKKA bested RONDOR SENDAL in a 1 minute master's conflict.
CORWIN savagely defeated PANDA ROSS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory match.
OBLIVIOUS overcame AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute gruesome conflict.
TERON GOREFIEND was overpowered by NINE-TAILED FOX in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SEAWEED handily defeated THE GUMMY NAZI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NORISON ROSE was bested by MOTHER LODE in a tiresome 6 minute novice's brawl.
QUEEN OF THE NORTH outlasted CM PUNK in a tiresome 8 minute novice's bout.
OGRE was savagely defeated by TRIPLE H in a 2 minute bloody amateur's conflict.
SOJUTSU was luckily beaten by BAM BAM BIGELOW in a exciting 4 minute beginner's fight.
TRISH STRATUS beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute beginner's fray.
DOINK THE CLOWN was viciously subdued by MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 TOTAL PARRY 40 - 24 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 AIMED BLOW 24 - 18 - 1 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 21 - 4 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 22 - 0 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 15 - 0 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 40 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 24 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 32 - 1 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 360 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL MAJOR PAIN 5463 14 11 0 116 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
STRIKING ATTACK GENERAL PURPOSE 5124 7 6 1 110 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
PARRY-LUNGE REBEKKA 5497 21 16 0 91 MORE DESTROYERS (567)
SLASHING ATTACK DAIKKAN 5624 10 4 0 91 MORE DESTROYERS (567)
LUNGING ATTACK TEAM CAPTAIN 6190 7 2 0 82 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
BASHING ATTACK AWESOME 80'S 5954 9 7 0 81 NUMBERS GAME (403)
TOTAL PARRY KILROGG DEADEYE 6397 10 3 0 51 THE STORM REAVERS (408)
AIMED BLOW TERON GOREFIEND 6398 8 5 2 40 THE STORM REAVERS (408)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RAPTOR 4594. The most popular warrior this turn was
HEATHER 5491. The ten other most popular fighters were SOJUTSU 6482, GENERAL PURPOSE
5124, CORWIN 5488, GROM HELLSCREAM 5379, TRIPLE H 6483, RAPTOR 4594, RYO 6470, MAJOR
PAIN 5463, TEAM CAPTAIN 6190, and PITCHFORK 6476.
The least popular fighter this week was TRASH CAN 6478. The other ten least popular
fighters were KILROGG DEADEYE 6397, QUEEN OF THE NORTH 6466, MOTHER LODE 6454, DOINK
THE CLOWN 6487, BAM BAM BIGELOW 6486, OGRE 6480, CM PUNK 6484, THE GUMMY NAZI 6386,
TERON GOREFIEND 6398, and PANDA ROSS 6383.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MAJOR PAIN (31-5463) MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
THRALL (31-5074) THE STORM REAVERS (408)