DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/06/2014    Duedate: 01/02/2015

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM-31    TURN-377

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RAPTOR
THE CANUCKS (58)
(31-4594) [22-26-3,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RAPTOR                         COBOL
THE CANUCKS (58)               LANGUAGE BARRIER (646)
(31-4594) [22-26-3,109]        (31-6617) [7-2-1,69]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RAPTOR                         DR. SOX
THE CANUCKS (58)               WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
(31-4594) [22-26-3,109]        (31-6488) [9-8-0,82]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

USEFUL WEAPONS (636)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LANGUAGE BARRIER (646)      31
2. USEFUL WEAPONS (636)        20      USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. AVENGERS (146)              17      Unchartered Team
4. THE STORM REAVERS (408)     15
5. THE CANUCKS (58)            11      LANGUAGE BARRIER (646)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)      81  36  2 69.2   1/ 2 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)      8  2 0
 2/ 2 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)     51  30  3 63.0   2/ 6 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U (378)  8  7 1
 3- 3 OTTOBAHN (639)            28  21  2 57.1   3/ 5 AVENGERS (146)            7  8 2
 4/ 4 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U (378) 365 307 15 54.3   4/ 1 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)     6  7 1
 5/ 5 AVENGERS (146)           329 341 24 49.1   5/ 7*LANGUAGE BARRIER (646)    6  9 0
 6/ 9*LANGUAGE BARRIER (646)    21  22  1 48.8   6/11 THE STORM REAVERS (408)   5  3 0
 7- 6 ASSASSIN NATION (515)    382 404 58 48.6   7/12 THE CANUCKS (58)          5  4 1
 8- 7*GHOSTWALKERS 3 (645)      12  13  0 48.0   8- 4*GHOSTWALKERS 3 (645)      5  5 0
 9- 8 JUST DESSERTS (569)       69  75  3 47.9   9- 8 JUST DESSERTS (569)       4  1 0
10-10 SHADOWHOLD (640)          26  29  4 47.3  10- 3 SHADOWHOLD (640)          4  4 2
11/11 THE STORM REAVERS (408)  192 223 19 46.3  11-13 ASSASSIN NATION (515)     0  5 0
12/12 THE CANUCKS (58)         319 386 28 45.2  12- 9 OTTOBAHN (639)            0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     As one of the ugliest plants in existence, it may surprise you that seaweed is
great for your skin, used in lotions, creams, soaps, and shampoos.
     It is my job to attempt to avenge my fallen teammate Tar.  Assur says I should
have an advantage, but that there are several ways Raptor could beat me.
     I wish I could say that today will be my last fight in Chimlevtal, but Assur
tells me my time, while short, is not likely to be at an end.  He says the commission
often holds warriors back and such will likely be the case with me.  Soon, though...

-- Seaweed

                                      SPY REPORT

     A light turn out this turn.  Perhaps too many parties, shopping, and busy
schedules.  Seven teams fought 33 warriors in 16 fights and a Dark Arena contest.
Only 6 of the fights were challenges (3 bloodfeuds).  Interestingly, not a single
stand in this turn other than the obvious dark arena.  All but one of the challenges
resulted in victory.  But I would pick that fight as the highlight of the week.
     SEAWEED, our duelmaster, bloodfeuded RAPTOR.  SEAWEED was bested by RAPTOR in a
2 minute veteran's Bloodfeud Title duel.  The fans always turn out to see RAPTOR.  He
is the fan favorite, for good reason and they were not disappointed this turn.  And
both warriors' abilities were rewarded by the commission with the status of Lord
Protector.  Clearly these are two of the top warriors currently fighting in
Chimlevtal.  Congrats to both, but especially RAPTOR, who grabbed 3 awards for THE
CANUCKS, including the throne.
     For different reasons, the successful bloodfeuds were also fights of notice this
turn.  TRASH CAN continued to take vengeance on the AVENGER, RYO (who also happened
to be this turn's most challenged warrior).  Apparently Smithy doesn't believe in
limiting vengeance, as he made another sizeable down challenge against the AVENGERS.
CANDLESTICK overpowered ADIOS AMIGO in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge
struggle.  On the other side of the spectrum, MR. FREEZE put the chill on THE
INAUDIBLE's run of victories.  MR. FREEZE devastated THE INAUDIBLE in a 1 minute one-
sided Bloodfeud contest.
     Quite a bit of action, though, for a turn with only a few fights.  In team news,
the unchartered LANGUAGE BARRIER had one of their best turns here in Chimlevtal and
the best turn of any team this turn.  3-1 with 3 awards (plus a Dark Arena).  Good
job to them and one can only hope they continue to see success (unless you're the one
facing them, of course).
     No kills, and while the challenges were not flying, the avoids still were.  18
warriors made 32 avoids to 12 different teams.  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U received 7 of the
avoids (3 from each of BASH BROS OCEAN and LANGUAGE BARRIER), while USEFUL WEAPONS
and THE STORM REAVERS each received 5 avoids.
     Unless there is an objection from a manager or warrior before then (through a
personal ad), next turn's report will be our holiday edition as we celebrate both
Christmas and the New Year between now and next turn (which means less reporting on
the action and more fun and partying). -- Belinda

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAPTOR 4594                  22  26  3   109       THE CANUCKS (58)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRASH CAN 6478               23   5  0   105       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 MR. FREEZE 6524              11   5  0   102       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
 KILROGG DEADEYE 6397         21   5  0    98       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
 SEAWEED 6370                 16   4  2    91       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DR. SOX 6488                  9   8  0    82       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
 THE INAUDIBLE 6490           13   4  3    79       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HUAYRA 6501                   6   4  1    77       OTTOBAHN (639)
 COBOL 6617                    7   2  1    69       LANGUAGE BARRIER (646)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ISHIBO 6441                   9  17  1    57       AVENGERS (146)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RYO 6470                      7  13  1    56       AVENGERS (146)
 ODACHI 6569                   5   5  0    53       AVENGERS (146)
-URAKO WITSTEALER 6505         7   5  1    52       SHADOWHOLD (640)
-PUMPKIN ROLL 6431             6   0  0    51       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 SOJUTSU 6482                  8  10  1    49       AVENGERS (146)
 DEATHWING 6594                5   1  0    47       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
 ARSON 6439                   11  13  0    46       THE CANUCKS (58)
-ARNAGE 6563                   5   1  0    45       OTTOBAHN (639)
 C++ 6619                      6   3  0    43       LANGUAGE BARRIER (646)
-WET NOODLE 6556               4   2  0    42       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 QUEEN OF THE NORTH 6466      10   7  0    39       THE CANUCKS (58)
 PRAIRIE FIRE 6527             9   5  1    37       THE CANUCKS (58)
-YETI 6497                     6   6  1    36       OTTOBAHN (639)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHARK 6525                    8   8  0    32       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-BAM-BAM 6587                  4   2  0    30       GHOSTWALKERS 3 (645)
-OROKE STONEMAGUS 6603         3   1  2    30       SHADOWHOLD (640)
 CANDLESTICK 6623              2   0  0    28       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-CONTEMPT 6541                 5   6  1    27       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
 PASCAL 6616                   4   5  0    27       LANGUAGE BARRIER (646)
-UVEAX SKULLMAKER 6602         2   1  1    27       SHADOWHOLD (640)
 FHTAGN 6516                   5  11  0    26       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
-THE KITCHEN SINK 6388         2   1  0    26       JUST DESSERTS (569)
-MOTHER LODE 6454              5   1  0    25       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 LIPOR 6626                    3   1  0    25       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EXTERMINATE 6599              2   3  1    23       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
 BASIC 6627                    3   1  0    22       LANGUAGE BARRIER (646)
-THE GUMMY NAZI 6386           3   3  0    12       JUST DESSERTS (569)
-CASPER 6585                   3   3  0    12       GHOSTWALKERS 3 (645)
-MAJOR BOO-BOO 6641            2   0  0    12       GHOSTWALKERS 3 (645)
-CHOCO TACO 6390               1   1  0    12       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 NER'ZHUL 6595                 1   4  0    11       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
 WHIP 6629                     1   1  0    11       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 DENTARG 6621                  2   2  0    10       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
-FLASH 6606                    2   2  0    10       GHOSTWALKERS 3 (645)
 BRUTALIX 6646                 1   0  0    10       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
 ADIOS AMIGO 6634              1   2  1     6       AVENGERS (146)
-KILLEEN 6643                  1   0  0     6       GHOSTWALKERS 3 (645)
-DEVIOUS 6628                  0   2  0     2       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
 DRANOSH 6631                  0   1  0     1       THE STORM REAVERS (408)
 WALKING CANE 6645             0   1  0     1       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 KLONDIKE 6632                 0   1  0     1       THE CANUCKS (58)
 NUDIST 6650                   0   1  0     1       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ERADICATE 6598          2  3 1 ASSASSIN NATION 515  OROKE STONEMAGUS 6603 375   
MALIGN 6542             4  5 3 ASSASSIN NATION 515  URAKO WITSTEALER 6505 375   
LITTER 6523            11  4 1 BASH BROS OCEAN 627  THE INAUDIBLE 6490    376  JUST REVENGED
TAR 6553                3  1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627  RAPTOR 4594           375   
EIFFEL 6612             0  5 0 LANGUAGE BARRIER 646 PREACHER              377  NONE
STRATOS 6499            7  4 0 OTTOBAHN 639         SEAWEED 6370          375   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KANEN VILESTAR 6601     0  1 0 SHADOWHOLD 640       ADIOS AMIGO 6634      375  REVENGED
TOKVY SWORDMAGE 6507    5  6 0 SHADOWHOLD 640       SOJUTSU 6482          376   
BRASS KNUCKLES 6608     0  1 0 USEFUL WEAPONS 636   LYTHALIA 6579         373  REVENGED
ROPE 6475               6  7 0 USEFUL WEAPONS 636   RYO 6470              373  JUST REVENGED
SHO 7 6551              4  3 0 WHAMMO & THUDDA  378 HUAYRA 6501           373  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

"Hopin' y'all done reel bad in yer Mailey thang.  Yup. -- Smithy, Useful Weapons"
Well, Smithy got his justice for saying this crude thing last round!
Ice Pick 7-8-11-15-17-5-21 AB killed in his first fight Candlestick lived, going 0-2.
-- Lady Smith (for Smithy)

"Smithy -- I'm not sure I can be considered a true Delarquan.  Definitely close, but
my pacifist nature and desire to not kill warriors definitely sets me apart from many
other Delarquans.  Sadly my kill ratio here in Chimlevtal is higher than I'd like it.
-- Assur"
Spoken like a sandbaggin' Delarq! -- Lady Smith (for Smithy)

Walking Cane is the replacement for Ice Pick.  Be gentle on it. -- Lady Smith (for
Smithy)

Har de har.  Me weapons gotta 3-1.  Har de har! -- Smithy

Flash -- It is hard to be speedy when one is whacked on the back of the head with a
brass candlestick.  Don't you think? -- Candlestick, Useful Weapons

     Who can think when whacked on the back of the head with a brass candlestick?

Kileen -- Shucks!  You got me!  I understand you like your whip better when you are
bound to the bedposts? -- Whip, Useful Weapons

Shark -- All that significant experience and you still got beaten by a lowly, near-
newby, wet noodle?  Aren't you the sad and embarrassed one? -- Wet Noodle, Useful
Weapons

Ryo -- I won't say nuttin.  Nope. -- Trash Can, Useful Weapons

Happy Thanksgiving from all he Useful Weapons. -- Lady Smith, Smithy, et al

Odachi -- Must be something in the water.  I know I can take more damage than that.
-- Pascal

Bam-Bam -- You must be pretty smart to learn so much in just one swing. -- COBOL

Pumpkin Roll -- I hate holiday food. -- C++

8-8-14-13-17-7-17 doesn't get you what it used to.  Goodbye! cold, cruel world. --
Eiffel, looking for that promised trap door under the Dark Arena

Gummy Nazi -- Ummmmmm, yeah.  I'm never eating gummy bears again.  Ever. -- BASIC

Stratos -- It will be standing room only as you try to avenge your own death.
Hazzah! -- Cunning Linguist, Mgr Language Barrier (a wholly owned subsidiary of Trump
Gladiatorial Enterprises)

Wet Noodle -- Come by the LB clubhouse.  I've got the hookup for ya. -- COBOL

The Inaudible -- Prepare for a long, harsh bloodfeud.  I am not amused.  Two veteran
warriors in two turns?  And yours was viciously planned. -- Assur

RIP Litter: 12-4-9-17-15-14-13 B Norm/Great, 16/18/21/6/5/19
Nothing special to anyone but me. -- Assur

Wet Noodle -- You should not be allowed on the sands.  Offensive is what that weapon
is. -- Shark

Ishibo -- I've been improving fast.  Assur would have had me go to the next
tournament, except that he has too many bloodfeuds to avenge. -- Mr. Freeze

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EIFFEL was dealt death by PREACHER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SEAWEED was bested by RAPTOR in a 2 minute veteran's Bloodfeud Title duel.
TRASH CAN unbelievably bested RYO in a popular 6 minute gruesome Bloodfeud match.
MR. FREEZE devastated THE INAUDIBLE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
COBOL overpowered SOJUTSU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WHIP unbelievably bested NER'ZHUL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
CANDLESTICK overpowered ADIOS AMIGO in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge struggle.
KILROGG DEADEYE overcame DR. SOX in a action packed 6 minute fight.
DEATHWING vanquished FHTAGN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ARSON was unbelievably bested by ISHIBO in a 2 minute gruesome expert's fight.
QUEEN OF THE NORTH outlasted PASCAL in a tiresome 14 minute fight.
PRAIRIE FIRE was handily defeated by ODACHI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHARK was demolished by C++ in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DENTARG overcame WALKING CANE in a 1 minute novice's contest.
LIPOR demolished DRANOSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BASIC outwaited NUDIST in a tiring 12 minute beginner's fight.
KLONDIKE was devastated by BRUTALIX in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         BASHING ATTACK    37 -  33 -  5      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       41 -  38 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        35 -  34 -  4      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  37 -  4      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  36 -  2      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  16 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  46 -  7      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  13 -  1      38  |

Turn 377 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TRASH CAN 6478             23   5  0  105 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
AIMED BLOW       SEAWEED 6370               16   4  2   91 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
LUNGING ATTACK   DR. SOX 6488                9   8  0   82 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE INAUDIBLE 6490         13   4  3   79 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
SLASHING ATTACK  COBOL 6617                  7   2  1   69 LANGUAGE BARRIER (646)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     C++ 6619                    6   3  0   43 LANGUAGE BARRIER (646)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RAPTOR 4594.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DR. SOX 6488.  The ten other most popular fighters were RYO 6470, RAPTOR 4594, 
NER'ZHUL 6595, ARSON 6439, COBOL 6617, CANDLESTICK 6623, ISHIBO 6441, C++ 6619, LIPOR 
6626, and MR. FREEZE 6524.

The least popular fighter this week was PASCAL 6616.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were QUEEN OF THE NORTH 6466, NUDIST 6650, BASIC 6627, KLONDIKE 6632, SHARK 
6525, PRAIRIE FIRE 6527, FHTAGN 6516, ADIOS AMIGO 6634, SOJUTSU 6482, and THE 
INAUDIBLE 6490.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RAPTOR (31-4594) THE CANUCKS (58)
SEAWEED (31-6370) BASH BROS OCEAN (627)

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SIDON 3712 (52-42-2)                   0  5  0         DARQUE FORCES        

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SODOM 4368 (37-26-1)                   7  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLADEFIST 3565 (23-19-1)               1  3  0         THE STORM REAVERS    
STEEL DRAGON 5541 (15-4-0)             1  3  0         THE CANUCKS          
THRALL 5074 (20-14-0)                  0  2  0         THE STORM REAVERS    

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KILROGG DEADEYE 6397 (20-5-0)          0  2  0         THE STORM REAVERS    

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NINE-TAILED FOX 6359 (11-5-0)          0  2  0         NUMBERS GAME         

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PASCAL 6616 (4-3-0)                    1  3  0         LANGUAGE BARRIER     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NER'ZHUL 6595 (1-3-0)                  1  3  0         THE STORM REAVERS    
DENTARG 6621 (1-2-0)                   0  2  0         THE STORM REAVERS    
FLASH 6606 (2-1-0)                     0  2  0         GHOSTWALKERS 3       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MERAK 6600 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         OTTOBAHN             
CANDLESTICK 6623 (0-0-0)               0  2  0         USEFUL WEAPONS       
EVIL DEAD 6592 (0-0-0)                 0  2  0         NECRONOMICON         
ICE PICK 6624 (0-0-0)                  0  1  0  DEAD   USEFUL WEAPONS       

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CPL PUNISHMENT 3880 (14-11-0)          7  3  2         MILITARY MAYHEM      
GENERAL MOTORS 3985 (15-14-0)          5  3  0         MILITARY MAYHEM      
POPCORN KERNEL 3313 (20-28-0)          5  3  0         MILITARY MAYHEM      
CAPTAIN KANGAROO 3947 (15-16-1)        4  3  0         MILITARY MAYHEM      
PHOENICIA 4502 (12-9-1)                1  3  1         DARQUE FORCES        
GENERAL ELECTRIC 4889 (8-8-1)          0  2  0         MILITARY MAYHEM      

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
AWESOME 80'S 5954 (9-8-0)              7  3  1         NUMBERS GAME         
ALT 4839 (15-12-2)                     0  2  0         WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!  

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STRATOS 6499 (7-4-0)                  12  3  0         OTTOBAHN             
TAR 6553 (3-1-0)                       3  3  0         BASH BROS OCEAN      
K'NAR'ST 6529 (3-3-0)                  1  3  0         GREAT OLD ONES       
CTHULHU 6533 (3-2-0)                   0  2  0         GREAT OLD ONES       
MASKIM XUL 5595 (4-8-0)                0  2  0         NECRONOMICON         
TERON GOREFIEND 6398 (10-7-2)          0  2  0         THE STORM REAVERS    

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEXAM 4427 (3-3-1)                     0  2  0         WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!  
JACK FROST 6435 (3-1-0)                0  2  0         THE CANUCKS          

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KANEN VILESTAR 6601 (0-1-0)            3  3  0         SHADOWHOLD           
QUYAGEN 6531 (0-0-0)                   2  3  0         GREAT OLD ONES       
FINGER THE UGLY 6489 (0-1-0)           1  3  0         WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!  

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.