DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/01/2016 Duedate: 08/27/2016
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM-31 TURN-397
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CANDLESTICK
USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
(31-6623) [14-3-0,143]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CANDLESTICK JOHNNY CANUCK
USEFUL WEAPONS (636) CANADA EH! (657)
(31-6623) [14-3-0,143] (31-6807) [2-0-0,27]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FHTAGN AKETI WARSINGER
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) SHADOWHOLD (640)
(31-6516) [15-21-1,104] (31-6777) [2-1-0,23]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. AVENGERS (146) 40
2. MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 38 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 24 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 20
5. CANADA EH! (657) 17 CANADA EH! (657)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*CANADA EH! (657) 3 1 0 75.0 1/ 4 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U (378) 7 5 2
2/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 114 63 3 64.4 2/ 7 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 7 6 0
3- 2 OTTOBAHN (639) 54 42 4 56.3 3/ 6 NUMBERS GAME (403) 6 6 0
4- 3*BOOK OF THOMAS (652) 14 11 0 56.0 4/ 1 SHADOWHOLD (640) 6 9 0
5/ 0 DARKNESS FALLS (500) 17 14 2 54.8 5- 5 OTTOBAHN (639) 5 0 1
6/ 4 NUMBERS GAME (403) 376 315 27 54.4 6- 3*BOOK OF THOMAS (652) 5 0 0
7/ 5 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U (378) 400 343 17 53.8 7/10 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 5 4 0
8/ 6 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 90 78 5 53.6 8/ 8 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 4 5 0
9/ 7 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 318 279 21 53.3 9/ 0*THE OUTLAWS 4 (650) 3 2 0
10- 8*BIRDS (647) 10 10 0 50.0 10/11 AVENGERS (146) 3 6 0
11/ 9 AVENGERS (146) 374 386 28 49.2 11- 2*BIRDS (647) 3 7 0
12/ 0 JUST DESSERTS (569) 83 93 5 47.2 12/ 0*CANADA EH! (657) 2 1 0
13/ 0*THE OUTLAWS 4 (650) 7 8 1 46.7 13/ 0 DARKNESS FALLS (500) 1 0 1
14/10 SHADOWHOLD (640) 41 47 4 46.6 14/ 0 JUST DESSERTS (569) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Yup, me again. According to Belinda, I fought an easy podunk -- again. Why does she
say that about a fine warrior like Ishibo? I guess she is prejudiced? Sad.
I was thinking I might challenge one of those Bash Brother warriors, but it wouldn't
be fair, really. They are such puds. I wish one were an aimer; I still yet need my
aimer-kill. I do. The rest of you challenger champs, feel free to get it on with me.
You, at least, have a small chance of winning.
I'll see you with Colonel Mustard, in the Kitchen, with, whaddaya think, a....
-- Candlestick
SPY REPORT
Fun things to do with a CANDLESTICK. Burn it on both ends! Melt it down and
sculpt it into whatever you want. Unstick drawers and zippers. Cover it with
material and make a pin cushion. Waterproof address labels. And my personal
favorite, window caulk! Let this be a lesson to anyone who wants to claim I'm picking
on someone else. If I want to pick on someone, I WILL do it whole heartedly. Perhaps
Lady Smithy will find a use for you in what you thought was going to be a cushy
retirement, CANDLESTICK!
I do have to give the USEFUL WEAPON my appreciation, though. Going after perhaps
the youngest warrior with the intent to kill? Now that is a thing of beauty. It
didn't work out for the killing part, but it did keep CANDLESTICK on the throne and
was enough for the Commission to recognize it as a Lord Protector. Personally, if I
was not going to use the CANDLE for something useful, I would use it for light, not
for protection. I'm pretty sure all those AB's he complained about are more than
adequate protection for Alastari.
But there was a death this turn. The promising UVEAX SKULLMAKER will only be
making one more skull... His own. It would have been much cooler if PANTOMIME had
made that challenge and it not have been a match up, but I will take any brutal
mismatch turning into death!
Meanwhile, SERGEANT SCHULTZ (perhaps should be renamed to SERGEANT DUNCE) decided
to try and avenge a death against one of our Challenger Champs, FHTAGN. That is how
you put yourself 6 feet under, yes siree! Sadly, SCHULTZ escaped with his life.
Joining CANDLESTICK in graduation are ISHIBO (who found the MOTHER LODE of JUST
DESSERTS) and NINE-TAILED FOX who will likely try to stay away from the water
(especially WAVES TOO BIG) in the future.
DA ZAGAGNE moved to 4-0 after another silly upchallenge by AKETI WARSINGER.
People! DC! It is much easier to find wins below you. But perhaps AKETI was looking
for a free fight, not a victory.
CANADA EH! won the unchartered awards. AVENGERS took the team on the move award.
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! took the final award that was up for grabs.
I claim a three way tie for the top team this turn. Nobody really had that kind
of turn, but THE OUTLAWS 4, JUST DESSERTS, and DARKNESS FALLS all returned to the
sands this cycle. Welcome back. I'm certainly glad you're all back. (And frankly,
so are most of your oppoenents) Better luck next time, I say!
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! avoided BIRDS, the most avoided team. BIRDS avoids the
sands. Not sure why. Those fans leave plenty of food in the stands. There were 20
fights by 39 warriors fielded by 10 teams. As for me, I'm tired after the short day
of fighting, but the long day if you include my spy report. I'm off to take a nap!
Catch you next time!
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANDLESTICK 6623 14 3 0 143 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STRATOS 6499 12 4 0 136 OTTOBAHN (639)
-TAR 6553 7 1 0 126 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
PANTOMIME 4527 9 4 2 120 DARKNESS FALLS (500)
WAVES TOO BIG 6659 13 6 0 111 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FHTAGN 6516 15 21 1 104 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
ISHIBO 6441 19 27 2 93 AVENGERS (146)
NINE-TAILED FOX 6359 18 11 0 91 NUMBERS GAME (403)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HUAYRA 6501 11 9 1 86 OTTOBAHN (639)
BRUTALIX 6646 10 6 1 86 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
ODACHI 6569 12 18 1 69 AVENGERS (146)
-YETI 6497 13 9 1 68 OTTOBAHN (639)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOTHER LODE 6454 10 4 0 64 JUST DESSERTS (569)
SHARK 6525 14 21 0 63 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
ADIOS AMIGO 6634 9 9 3 59 AVENGERS (146)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ARNAGE 6563 9 7 0 53 OTTOBAHN (639)
-MERAK 6600 4 6 1 49 OTTOBAHN (639)
CAPTAIN JACK 6677 5 1 0 45 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
KANEN VILESTAR 6601 5 3 0 44 SHADOWHOLD (640)
URAKO WITSTEALER 6505 8 11 1 40 SHADOWHOLD (640)
-1-800-VICTORY 6727 4 0 0 39 NUMBERS GAME (403)
-SILVER GLASS 6748 5 0 0 37 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
OROKE STONEMAGUS 6603 5 6 2 36 SHADOWHOLD (640)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLING SHOT 6729 4 4 0 33 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
DA ZAGAGNA 6672 4 0 0 33 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
-BROKEN GLASS 6753 3 2 0 30 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
JOHNNY CANUCK 6807 2 0 0 27 CANADA EH! (657)
-BLUEBIRD 6635 3 1 0 26 BIRDS (647)
SGT. ROCK 6775 2 0 0 26 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POWERSLAVE 6724 4 3 0 23 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
SERGEANT SCHULTZ 6736 2 5 1 23 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
AKETI WARSINGER 6777 2 1 0 23 SHADOWHOLD (640)
-BRUTE FORCE 6772 3 0 0 22 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
-TOUCAN 6638 3 1 0 21 BIRDS (647)
-ARCTIC NIGHT 6773 2 0 0 19 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
-WHIP 6629 4 5 0 17 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
BONNIE PARKER 6732 2 1 0 17 THE OUTLAWS 4 (650)
-GREAT ESCAPE 6771 1 4 0 17 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
UMBRELLA 6765 4 2 0 16 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
BREXIT 2016 6790 1 0 0 15 NUMBERS GAME (403)
-STOLEN DANCE 6786 1 0 0 13 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
MAJOR DISASTER 6791 1 0 0 13 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
A NUMBER ONE 6792 1 0 0 13 NUMBERS GAME (403)
GEORGE NELSON 6734 2 1 1 12 THE OUTLAWS 4 (650)
MA BARKER 6731 2 1 0 11 THE OUTLAWS 4 (650)
COLONEL KLINK 6735 2 4 0 10 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-POOL CUE 6755 2 4 0 10 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-SEAGULL 6637 2 2 0 8 BIRDS (647)
SPECTRUM 6776 1 4 0 7 AVENGERS (146)
PETER PUCK 6806 1 0 0 7 CANADA EH! (657)
-FROG-EYE SALAD 6680 0 1 0 7 JUST DESSERTS (569)
-GOLDFINCH 6636 1 3 0 6 BIRDS (647)
-WREN 6639 1 3 0 6 BIRDS (647)
CHARLES FLOYD 6730 1 2 0 6 THE OUTLAWS 4 (650)
-3 NIGHTS IN VEGAS 6774 0 5 0 5 NUMBERS GAME (403)
SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726 0 1 0 5 JUST DESSERTS (569)
CLYDE BARROW 6733 0 3 0 3 THE OUTLAWS 4 (650)
RED PEPPER 6788 0 2 0 2 AVENGERS (146)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STOMPIN' TOM 6803 0 1 0 1 CANADA EH! (657)
BALONEY SPUMONI 6746 0 1 0 1 JUST DESSERTS (569)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BOMBARDIER JET 6528 6 1 0 MILITARY MAYHEM 89 FHTAGN 6516 396
ELUSIVE 12TH 6432 11 6 1 NUMBERS GAME 403 BRUTALIX 6646 395 REVENGED
UVEAX SKULLMAKER 6602 7 3 1 SHADOWHOLD 640 PANTOMIME 4527 397
PERSONAL ADS
Numbers Game -- Ah well, that was unexpected for sure... -- Brutalix
Hey, what's wrong with your fighters these days, guys??? Two kills in two turns? I
can't believe my guys are suddenly turning into killers!
Assur -- You're welcome, if you like a good spanking! -- LG
Yay! Belinda is back! And she wrote some funny stuff. Belinda is sooo cute; a
little lazy, but cute. (wink) -- Lady Smith
Proud 'o me C-stik. Yup! -- Smithy
Merak, the DA Killer! Wow! We are not taking any chances; I am telling Smithy AVOID.
-- Lady Smith
Gonna find me a bluebird; gonna sing me a song; cause my heart's been broken; much too
long ....." Oops, bluebird, you didn't sing! I sang "uncle"! -- Sling Shot
Chimlevtal -- As enough one Noble-run team wasn't enough, here comes another serving
of your second favorite team in the arena, Just Desserts! Who's hungry? -- 3 Nights
In Vegas (I was forced to do this because of my winless record.)
Brutalix -- I bet most other fighters don't swing once you get your turn, huh? I see
you have enough wit to learn 3 skills off of me...you may be seeing more of me! --
Nine Tailed Fox
Stratos -- I don't have time to worry about all you mean ugly strikers! I've got
waves to catch -- Waves too Big
Uveaux -- I'm just going to swim to the depths to hide my disgrace after that one --
Shark
Da Zagagna / Seagull -- Apologies for the ad last turn. Sometimes I forget which
warriors are mine and which are not... -- Assur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SERGEANT SCHULTZ was bested by FHTAGN in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
CANDLESTICK demolished BRUTALIX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
POWERSLAVE was defeated by OROKE STONEMAGUS in a 1 minute bloody Challenge duel.
AKETI WARSINGER was unbelievably bested by DA ZAGAGNA in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
PANTOMIME butchered UVEAX SKULLMAKER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
WAVES TOO BIG overpowered NINE-TAILED FOX in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ISHIBO viciously subdued MOTHER LODE in a action packed 2 minute expert's fight.
SHARK was viciously subdued by ODACHI in a action packed 2 minute veteran's duel.
KANEN VILESTAR was savagely defeated by ADIOS AMIGO in a exciting 2 minute fight.
URAKO WITSTEALER was beaten by CAPTAIN JACK in a exciting 1 minute fight.
UMBRELLA was luckily beaten by SGT. ROCK in a 3 minute bloody competition.
MA BARKER was devastated by SLING SHOT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
COLONEL KLINK was devastated by JOHNNY CANUCK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CLYDE BARROW was luckily beaten by BREXIT 2016 in a popular 1 minute duel.
GEORGE NELSON bested SPECTRUM in a exciting 1 minute beginner's duel.
CHARLES FLOYD bested STOMPIN' TOM in a popular 1 minute amateur's brawl.
BONNIE PARKER overpowered BALONEY SPUMONI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RED PEPPER was overpowered by MAJOR DISASTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SNARKEY LIME PIE was viciously subdued by PETER PUCK in a 7 minute competition.
A NUMBER ONE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 5 - 0 72 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 18 - 2 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 21 - 1 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 17 - 0 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 31 - 1 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 24 - 32 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 34 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
Turn 397 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK CANDLESTICK 6623 14 3 0 143 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
SLASHING ATTACK WAVES TOO BIG 6659 13 6 0 111 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
LUNGING ATTACK NINE-TAILED FOX 6359 18 11 0 91 NUMBERS GAME (403)
AIMED BLOW BRUTALIX 6646 10 6 1 86 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
TOTAL PARRY MOTHER LODE 6454 10 4 0 64 JUST DESSERTS (569)
WALL OF STEEL KANEN VILESTAR 6601 5 3 0 44 SHADOWHOLD (640)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FHTAGN 6516. The most popular warrior this turn was
AKETI WARSINGER 6777. The ten other most popular fighters were ISHIBO 6441, ODACHI
6569, ADIOS AMIGO 6634, UMBRELLA 6765, FHTAGN 6516, WAVES TOO BIG 6659, CANDLESTICK
6623, OROKE STONEMAGUS 6603, CAPTAIN JACK 6677, and JOHNNY CANUCK 6807.
The least popular fighter this week was SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726. The other ten least
popular fighters were DA ZAGAGNA 6672, RED PEPPER 6788, BALONEY SPUMONI 6746, MA
BARKER 6731, KANEN VILESTAR 6601, SHARK 6525, UVEAX SKULLMAKER 6602, POWERSLAVE 6724,
BRUTALIX 6646, and SPECTRUM 6776.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CANDLESTICK (31-6623) USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
ISHIBO (31-6441) AVENGERS (146)
NINE-TAILED FOX (31-6359) NUMBERS GAME (403)