DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/02/2018 Duedate: 07/28/2018
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM-31 TURN-422
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PANTOMIME
DARKNESS FALLS (500)
(31-4527) [13-5-2,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY POSITION IS EMPTY
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LUMUS NELP COLONEL KLINK
MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
(31-6328) [12-45-1,82] (31-6735) [9-8-1,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. AVENGERS (146) 37
2. BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 27 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 26 Unchartered Team
4. OTTOBAHN (639) 15
5. DARKNESS FALLS (500) 14 LEGIONS OF FATE (665)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 173 100 7 63.4 1/ 2 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) 10 5 1
2/ 4 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) 49 35 3 58.3 2/ 3 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 10 5 0
3/ 3 DARKNESS FALLS (500) 21 15 2 58.3 3/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 9 2 0
4/ 5 OTTOBAHN (639) 67 56 4 54.5 4/ 6 OTTOBAHN (639) 7 6 0
5/ 6 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 348 300 24 53.7 5/ 4*LEGIONS OF FATE (665) 7 8 2
6- 8 YUPPIE HORDE (661) 41 38 1 51.9 6/ 8 AVENGERS (146) 5 10 1
7/ 7 SHADOWHOLD (640) 82 77 11 51.6 7/ 5 SHADOWHOLD (640) 4 5 1
8/ 9 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 123 127 6 49.2 8- 7 YUPPIE HORDE (661) 2 0 0
9/11 AVENGERS (146) 421 456 32 48.0 9/12 DARKNESS FALLS (500) 2 1 0
10/ 2*LEGIONS OF FATE (665) 7 8 2 46.7 10/10 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 2 8 0
11/12 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 234 422 9 35.7 11/11 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 2 13 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, well; I guess this wonderful Duelmaster just simply hates
you all. Not a single one of you congratulated me, or threw me a
party, or even acknowledged that I am the best Chimmy has to offer.
Not a one. (Well, Lady Smith and Smithy don't really count.) So I say
up your noses with rubber hoses filled with ants and termites! Yes!
And here I am again, of course. THE DUELMASTER. Don't really need
to brag; don't need to shout it from the rooftops; don't need to do
anything but to send each and every one of you a Phbbbttt! And I just
might also send you each a crow to eat.
Umbrella DMII (Useful Weapons)
SPY REPORT
AFTER MIDNIGHT spent most of their day bloodfeuding (successfully, by the way). Of
course, we know all too well what they do after the day is over. And the best news I
have of the turn is that we have another bloodfeud active:
HARSK was butchered by SPECTRUM in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
How beautiful is that?!? A 2-0 warrior hoping for an upset victory, but even more so
hoping to skill rape the old timer! Not today! HARSK is timed for the October dead
tournament, though <evil grin>!
PANTOMIME did the good old grab the throne and graduate routine. I really want to see
a DM Column next time! As far as I know, there has never been a DM Column done in
pantomime!
Congratulations to the former Duelmaster. Hopefully that Umbrella flies away with the
crows it was intending to make us eat! (I'll let the Umbrella decide if I'm giving it
a late congratulations for taking the throne or a current congratulations for losing
the throne). I do thank you for the column, also.
And thanks to all for the ads.
And so I can claim I did some real work this week:
Not a single DC outside of the bloodfeuds. The challengers who 'bravely' (or stupidly
depending on your point of view) up-challenged went 3-7-0-1.
Not even close to .500! True, it is only a single turn of data, but I keep telling
you that choosing from all potential challengers is better for your win / loss record
than only those above you! Plus... Even though recognition is not a great measure of
ability it does mean something.
And with that I'm out!
-- Belinda, back from vacation and enjoying a world wide athletics
competition outside of dueling right now
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PANTOMIME 4527 13 5 2 120 DARKNESS FALLS (500)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUAYRA 6501 16 10 1 120 OTTOBAHN (639)
FIRST DATE 6872 13 4 2 104 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
ADIOS AMIGO 6634 19 23 4 101 AVENGERS (146)
MANDIN ORWELL 6336 20 31 0 95 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
URAKO WITSTEALER 6505 18 16 4 93 SHADOWHOLD (640)
UMBRELLA 6765 15 8 1 92 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAJOR DISASTER 6791 8 4 1 90 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
CAPTAIN JACK 6677 10 5 0 88 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
POOL CUE 6755 15 10 2 87 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLONEL KLINK 6735 9 8 1 83 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
LUMUS NELP 6328 12 45 1 82 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
SERGEANT SCHULTZ 6736 8 10 2 78 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
OROKE STONEMAGUS 6603 15 11 4 76 SHADOWHOLD (640)
-SERENITY NOW! 6840 12 6 0 73 YUPPIE HORDE (661)
RONDOR SENDAL 6343 13 30 1 70 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YETI 6497 14 14 1 65 OTTOBAHN (639)
SPECTRUM 6776 12 17 2 62 AVENGERS (146)
PANDA ROSS 6383 12 22 2 60 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
ARNAGE 6563 12 10 0 58 OTTOBAHN (639)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SGT. ROCK 6775 7 4 0 55 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
LASSO 6865 11 5 0 52 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
COPS! 6875 10 7 0 52 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
THIRD BEER 6874 7 9 0 44 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
FOURTH SHOT 6876 9 8 0 41 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
-BUD FOX 6843 7 6 0 35 YUPPIE HORDE (661)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAXE DOOMCARVER 6882 2 3 1 33 SHADOWHOLD (640)
-BOLO 6908 7 1 1 31 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
NORISON ROSE 6453 5 15 0 30 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
-TABOR SKULLSHOT 6903 3 0 0 26 SHADOWHOLD (640)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOBUNAGA 6915 3 6 0 22 AVENGERS (146)
R.R. SPIKE 6923 3 0 0 22 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
WITCHING HOUR 6933 2 0 0 20 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
-BROKEN GLASS 6920 2 0 0 16 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
RED 6929 2 1 0 11 LEGIONS OF FATE (665)
YANG 6939 1 0 0 11 LEGIONS OF FATE (665)
BRAEDELON 6927 1 2 1 9 LEGIONS OF FATE (665)
HANZO 6918 1 5 0 9 AVENGERS (146)
-PLUS EIGHT 6838 0 1 0 7 OTTOBAHN (639)
MINOR 6837 1 2 0 5 OTTOBAHN (639)
BALKO STONEFALCON 6910 1 2 0 5 SHADOWHOLD (640)
MORG 6930 0 3 0 3 LEGIONS OF FATE (665)
RED PEPPER 6934 0 2 0 2 AVENGERS (146)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HOTBOXING 6932 0 1 0 AFTER MIDNIGHT 662 BRAEDELON 6927 420 JUST REVENGED
SKINNY DIPPING 6911 2 4 0 AFTER MIDNIGHT 662 HAXE DOOMCARVER 6882 419 JUST REVENGED
RED PEPPER 6788 11 13 1 AVENGERS 146 FIRST DATE 6872 420
COLD WATER 6935 0 1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 LIGHTBRINGER 422 NONE
HOT SAND 6938 0 1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 STONE GOLEM 422 NONE
LITTER 6937 0 1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 STONE GOLEM 422 NONE
PARKING TICKET 6936 0 1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 THE RAGE MAN 422 NONE
HARSK 6931 2 1 1 LEGIONS OF FATE 665 SPECTRUM 6776 422
PERSONAL ADS
What!? What is this silliness?! We get the dull and drab Zontani Blind-Eye for a spy
reporter? Where is the mean, ugly, stuck-up, but exciting Melinda? Where, I ask? I
miss that big wart on her nose. -- Lady Smith
Pantomime, I thought we were going to play 8-Ball? You cheat! -- Pool Cue, Useful
weapons
Hanzo, beware the gaucho and his bolo. (wink) -- Bolo, Useful Weapons
Adios Amigo, I gotcha covered! -- Umbrella, Useful Weapons
Ya did gud, wepuns. Yup. -- Smithy
Don't blame you, Military Mayhem. You ought to avoid us. Everyone should! This is not
Andoria. -- Lady Smith and Smithy
Braedelon -- Time for some good ol' fashioned police brutality. *Cracks knuckles* --
Cops!
Minor -- Stay a while; I've got all night. -- Witching Hour
Sgt. Rock -- Nice dance... At least until you started doing the military two-step
down the nape of my neck. -- Fourth Shot
Spectrum -- This reminds me of the time I spent in prism. -- Third Beer
Haxe Doomcarver -- This was one of those dates that you kept saying was 'not a date'
even though it kinda was... -- First Date
Panda Ross -- Bamboo grove? You mean that overflow parking lot that the department
only uses once a year? -- Cops!
Useful Weapons -- We dare you to run your full team three turns in a row. We double
dog dare you! -- After Midnight
After Midnight -- Heh, anytime? :P Lucky first fight perhaps. -- Braedelon
Captain Jack -- All your weight behind the blow? Start dieting! -- Mandin Orwell
Colonel Klink -- At least you guys are fast. Gives us more time to lie around
groaning. -- Lumus Nelp
Major Disaster -- You guys are all alike. I wish WE could be more like you. -- Rondor
Sendal
Harsk -- I forgot to pack a lunch.... -- Norison Rose
Yeti -- I was taken aback by the size of your feet. -- Panda Ross
I don't know if this is getting in to the Commission in time or not. I guess we'll
see. -- Jorja, Middle Way
It did.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HOT SAND was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
LITTER was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
COLD WATER was assassinated by LIGHTBRINGER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
PARKING TICKET was butchered by THE RAGE MAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FIRST DATE overpowered HAXE DOOMCARVER in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
FOURTH SHOT bested BRAEDELON in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur Bloodfeud duel.
CAPTAIN JACK was overpowered by HUAYRA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
OROKE STONEMAGUS was overpowered by ADIOS AMIGO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MAJOR DISASTER vanquished LUMUS NELP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
YETI was overpowered by MANDIN ORWELL in a 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SERGEANT SCHULTZ overpowered RONDOR SENDAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THIRD BEER was outwaited by LASSO in a slow 19 minute Challenge bout.
SGT. ROCK outlasted PANDA ROSS in a unpopular 16 minute bloody Challenge match.
HARSK was butchered by SPECTRUM in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
MORG was beaten by HANZO in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
BALKO STONEFALCON was handily defeated by NOBUNAGA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
UMBRELLA was overpowered by PANTOMIME in a 1 minute uneven Title struggle.
URAKO WITSTEALER overcame COLONEL KLINK in a 2 minute bloody bout.
POOL CUE devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ARNAGE overpowered NORISON ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COPS! overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RED was outwaited by WITCHING HOUR in a tiring 8 minute amateur's competition.
R.R. SPIKE overpowered MINOR in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
RED PEPPER was handily defeated by YANG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 19 - 3 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 17 - 2 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 30 - 25 - 2 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 WALL OF STEEL 27 - 24 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 14 - 13 - 3 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 23 - 1 48 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 28 - 1 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 422 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 4 4 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 5 3 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK PANTOMIME 4527 13 5 2 120 DARKNESS FALLS (500)
SLASHING ATTACK HUAYRA 6501 16 10 1 120 OTTOBAHN (639)
AIMED BLOW URAKO WITSTEALER 6505 18 16 4 93 SHADOWHOLD (640)
LUNGING ATTACK CAPTAIN JACK 6677 10 5 0 88 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
BASHING ATTACK ARNAGE 6563 12 10 0 58 OTTOBAHN (639)
TOTAL PARRY SGT. ROCK 6775 7 4 0 55 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
WALL OF STEEL FOURTH SHOT 6876 9 8 0 41 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LUMUS NELP 6328. The most popular warrior this turn
was HOT SAND 6938. The ten other most popular fighters were COLONEL KLINK 6735,
MANDIN ORWELL 6336, URAKO WITSTEALER 6505, LITTER 6937, MAJOR DISASTER 6791, SPECTRUM
6776, ARNAGE 6563, FIRST DATE 6872, FOURTH SHOT 6876, and HUAYRA 6501.
The least popular fighter this week was LASSO 6865. The other ten least popular
fighters were THIRD BEER 6874, SGT. ROCK 6775, PANDA ROSS 6383, WITCHING HOUR 6933,
RED 6929, RED PEPPER 6934, NORISON ROSE 6453, UMBRELLA 6765, MORG 6930, and HARSK
6931.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PANTOMIME (31-4527) DARKNESS FALLS (500)