DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/26/2019 Duedate: 09/21/2019
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM-31 TURN-437
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
RONDOR SENDAL
MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
(31-6343) [18-40-2,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
RONDOR SENDAL POSITION IS EMPTY
MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
(31-6343) [18-40-2,114]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RONDOR SENDAL 3 NIGHTS IN VEGAS
MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) NUMBERS GAME (403)
(31-6343) [18-40-2,114] (31-6774) [3-12-0,29]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. AVENGERS (146) 49
2. MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 31 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. NUMBERS GAME (403) 4 Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THOMAS (652) 0
5. MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 0 NOTHING IN COMMON (276)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 203 116 8 63.6 1/ 3 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 7 2 0
2- 3 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 363 305 25 54.3 2- 1 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 7 3 1
3/ 4 NUMBERS GAME (403) 398 340 28 53.9 3/ 4 AVENGERS (146) 7 7 1
4- 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (652) 34 33 4 50.7 4/ 2 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 6 6 0
5/ 7 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 142 142 6 50.0 5/ 5 NUMBERS GAME (403) 4 5 0
6/ 8 AVENGERS (146) 457 493 36 48.1 6/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 3 12 0
7/10 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 258 473 10 35.3 7-10 BOOK OF THOMAS (652) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Duelmasters History 101...
Way back when...
I remember my first Face to Face experience like it was yesterday. It was 1991
and I just had graduated from Colgate University in May -- I was already looking for a
job and planned on taking a month or two to relax and get into the swing of not being
in school for the first time in my life.
At the time I was running two Duelmasters teams, the Devil Advocates in Arvat and
the Angels of Pain in Zukal. As I recall, Vengeance had JUST graduated in Zukal. This
was pretty much the Golden Age of Duelmasters -- when Primus was the place to be and
17/17 warriors were highly competitive in tournaments. People had learned many of the
'secrets' of the game, but they were jealously guarded and the competition was fierce.
It was also the age of newsletter antagonism, with many 'Bad Guys' in almost all
arenas and even 'Evil Alliances' like the Dark Circle in full swing.
Amidst all of that I heard that RSI had decided to try a first ever East Coast
Face to Face Tournament! In Baltimore! I had some gift money from my graduation in my
pocket and all of 8 guys to run in the tournament, so I thought it would be awesome to
drive down and check out the Face to Face scene. For years I'd been envious of those
who got to go to the Tempe tournaments, and now I'd get to go to one myself! I spoke
with Mad Mad (who, at that time was all of 18 years old and working as a gas station
attendant near our Mom's house) and we agreed. We were going to the Face to Face!
The following day we started making plans, sent in our strategies and figuring
out a meal budget that wouldn't break the bank. Better yet, a friend of the family was
a travel agent and she told us that Eastern Airlines (yep, before Delta took over!)
had a special round trip fare from Hartford to BWI for $79 that summer! Easily worth
the savings on gas, parking and tolls!
Just before the tournament I had sent RSI a request for a new team -- yes, just
ONE team sheet -- and got back a neat one. My brother and I rolled up the team, the
Erdman Brothers, and we each took 2 warriors and DAed the scrubby 5th guy. These
warriors became Teddy Brewster and I Backstroke, some of our most iconic guys. And we
eagerly started running, prepping them for the Novices tournament!
All said and done, I had 12 warriors set to run, including 6 mis-timed basic
guys, a novice, a rookie and several ADM guys including my flagship warrior,
Vengeance, who previously had been my first guy to break 4 wins in a tournament, going
6-3-1 in his Adepts run. I planned on buying some rollups and adding some rookies at
the tournament. My expectations were essentially non-existent, but I hoped to learn a
lot and have an amazing time. Just before the tournament a personal ad we had put in a
bunch of newsletters was answered and we got a call from a player looking for room
mate(s). To this day I can't recall the guy's name or much about him, only that he
knew Phido and at the time Phido was phasing out of Duelmasters and giving away many
of his warriors. This person had been given 'Spaceman Spiff' -- an up and coming
warrior of Phido's and he was willing to share numbers and info on all of his
warriors! We eagerly accepted him as a roomie and were looking forward to meeting him.
We flew into Baltimore early Friday afternoon and caught the shuttle from BWI to
the Inner Harbor area. Unlike some of the later FTFs, the hotel was very nice and in a
business area. We checked in with no mishaps and were incredibly psyched for the
tournament.
We sought out and found the convention room and from my recollection, it was
mobbed. RSI could probably provide more info on numbers, but it felt like well over 50
managers in attendance. All the tables were already taken up and we knew ABSOLUTELY NO
ONE.
Just then the hotel staff moved in a couple of new tables and we nabbed one in
the back corner, setting up our paperwork. At the next table there was a manager
eagerly looking through a pile of rollup sheets. He had bought 100 sheets there at the
FTF. I was stunned. ONE HUNDRED SHEETS??? It was like he had a pile of gold and gems
in front of him. We assumed he must have been a super-manager or something. And he did
have one warrior in Primus -- a warrior named Swiftdeath. Who he was very pleased
with. I think he started out 4-0 in the Primus tournament before getting beat up --
which we also thought was a mighty feat.
We went up front and timidly requested 5 rollups each... Which was as much as our
meager budgets could allow. Mad Max got a couple of good warriors (one was a 17/17
lunger type that was a good performer for him) but my rollups were really crappy. I
knew enough at this point to know that Wit and Will were GOOD and Size was BAD. And I
had 12 guys SZ 16+ out of those 25 warriors and not one of them could get 17/17 or
better. I filled the sheets out and was planning on turning them in and seeing what
happened. But first we had to eat, so we stashed our stuff in our room. Our roommate
had not yet arrived -- he was arriving in the evening.
(Segue -- I remember meeting everyone from RSI who was there at that tournament,
but only vaguely. I clearly remember meeting Lee and Kathy at the Orlando FTF the next
year -- but I was pretty intimidated by everyone that first year. I'm PRETTY sure I
met Sue. And Sandy. But that also might have been Orlando! My brother, being way more
social overall than I am, I'm sure met everyone!)
At that first FTF there was an actual 'Manager's Reception' with food and drinks.
It wasn't like a feast or anything, but I recall cold cuts and fruit and whatnot,
which was great for us -- it saved us from having to pay for a meal! Plus we got to
talk to some of the managers. However... that was something of a letdown. Most of them
were pretty arrogant and had zero time to talk to nobodies like us. I recall finding
out who Sharkey was -- and he pretty much ignored us. And there were several other
conversations which went like the classic Guardian quote, "I'm Guardian, who the F are
you?"
But we met one guy, even younger than we were, who went by Fewmaster Toede, and
he seemed like a nice kid, and the guy at the table next to us with the 100 rollups
was nice enough. In fact, as we were eating sandwiches, he started talking about his
'Quest' to make an army of SZ 21 warriors. His theory was that because size was the
one unchangeable stat, the only way to make warriors that were superior was to take
advantage of the 'extra' points of size and make good, big, bonused warriors. It
sounded like a reasonable idea at the time. He then went on to bemoan the fact that in
his 100 sheets he didn't get ANY 21 SZ warriors. He said that if anyone gave him a SZ
21 sheet he would let that person look through his 100 sheets and pick whatever they
wanted. I thought that was awesome! And I recalled seeing a SZ 21 in my cruddy rollups
I had purchased earlier -- so I ran up to the room to get my stuff. As I got there I
ran into our roommate! He had just checked in with the hotel and had gotten the key we
left for him at the front desk. He was unpacking his stuff. So we started a quick
conversation about Duelmasters, Phido's warriors and some of his warriors. He had a 3
ring binder with photocopies of many of the 'famous' warriors of the time -- E.
Hemmingway, Gypsy Moth... and then he had Spaceman Spiff who Phido had given him. I
remember looking at the beautiful stats. As I recall he was a SZ 5, 17 wit, 21 will
marvel... Which was way prettier than any warrior I owned except Vengeance. I shared
Vengeance's numbers with him and he was impressed. He predicted Vengeance would won
day win a Primus tournament! I hoped that would be the case! We talked a little bit
about strategies also, but I then grabbed my rollup sheets and hurried down to the
convention room.
As I went down, I sorted through the 5 team sheets. Sure enough, there was a SZ
21 guy! But wait! The sheet actually had TWO SZ 21s on it! Woo hoo!
I marched right in and found the guy with the pile of sheets. Proudly I showed
him the team of giants. True to his word, he handed me the heap of 100 warriors and
said I could pick whichever one I wanted. So I started digging through. It was pretty
amazing seeing all those team sheets. There were many warriors with 21 wits! To that
point the only 21 wit guy I'd ever had was Teddy Brewster. Mad Max had a replacement
warrior in 32 who also had a 21 wit, but he had no deftness and weird other stats. I
was tempted by several of the 21 wit guys. But I was looking for Spaceman Spiff! I
wanted a PL and I wanted one that looked like that!
Eventually I came across a sheet that had what I wanted! So pretty! A SZ 5, 17
wit, 21 will warrior with no weaknesses! I greedily took it and sealed the deal. I
filled out the team with a name I'd saved for this occasion... Satan's Kingdom! And
the new parry lunger became Rabid Moose! Tortured Trout on the same team was also very
nice, so I handed in that sheet and strategies for both for rookies!
Fewmaster Toede also found a SZ 21 guy in the rollups he bought and he picked out
a SZ 4 monster who also had 17WT, 21 WL and he made it a Wall of Steel.
I got Rabid Moose back and I was in love! 10-13-5-17-21-5-13 was his design. And
he rolled good damage (which even then I knew was lucky!) and had an Expert attack!
The only other warrior I had seen to that point with an expert attack to start was
Vengeance. I was ready to predict a rookies TV for me!
So the tournament started. Even though I didn't have anyone in the Primus
tournament, I followed that class with rapt attention. I also followed my own guys,
but was most excited about Teddy and Rabid Moose. I was eager to see how young
Vengeance would do also, but didn't expect much due to his inexperience.
The actual tournament was AWESOME. The hustle and action, managers shouting out
when they won fights (or got killed), and the constant output of turns. I tried to
hang around tables of experienced managers in the hopes that some would want to show
off impressive fights and I could see their strategies. And during the actual
tournament people were way more accepting of newbies and I did see and learn a ton.
By Sunday most of my feeble entrants had ben knocked out. Vengeance was hanging
in there in ADM at 5-2, which was great! My 2nd ever graduate. T. Deville, a TP, was
amazingly at 6-1 in ADM! Sadly, Teddy Brewster and Rabid Moose went 1-3 and 3-3 in
Novices and Rookies respectively. I still had a TP from Arvat, Sir Berus, sitting at
6-1 in Apprentices also as well as a TP at 5-2 in Novices. Sir Berus was a badly
designed scum type and the other one was a neat offensive type. Also my new wall of
steel from Zukal, Justice, was sitting at 5-2 in rookies. Mad Max had Teddy's Brother,
I Backstroke, in excellent shape at 6-1 in novices.
In Primus, some upsets had been going on and Donatello had taken some losses.
Mirage had inherited Teetotaler from Phido and Tee was doing very well, but Doc
LeGrand was having a great tournament and Gypsy Moth and Madam Butterfly were both
doing great.
At our table, Fewmaster Toede had several guys with an inside track to TV
including the Wall of Steel he got for his 21 SZ rollup. That one was named Fuzzy
Warrior and he was undefeated! 7-0! We were all very impressed.
In the end, my guys slowly fell like dominoes... Vengeance went out at 5-3, which
gave me tremendous hope for the future. Justice got scummed by Fewmaster Toede's TP to
lose out on a TV going 7-3 in rookies. Same deal with the TP I had in novices --
another 7-3. And my big surprise, T. Deville, in ADM getting taken down by Lethal of
Engines of Doom. Another 7-3. However my crappy scum, Sir Berus, just kept fighting
guys he could beat and went 9-1, for my first TV. Seeing as my personal record for a
tournament prior to that had been 6 wins, getting 3 guys to go 7-3 and a TV... I was
ecstatic. Plus, my new super warrior, Rabid Moose, had ended rookies with ADEX attack
and experts in parry and defense, which seemed like a great start for him despite his
3-3 tournament. I Backstroke was strong on day two and TVed Novices for Mad Max, which
was his first and made him incredibly happy.
Aaaand as the tournament wound down, Fewmaster Toede's WS was STILL undefeated!
10-0! In fact... he had TWO undefeated guys, as another of his warriors -- Flea -- was
also 10-0! I'm pretty sure Flea was a TP, but I'm not 100% on that after 28 years.
Toede asked Mad Max and me to help him in the runoffs and we were happy to be
included. So we scouted styles and found out what everyone in the runoffs was and even
got to look at some fights of the other warriors in prior rounds, scouting attack
locations, armor, weapons. Back then we thought we were brilliant doing this -- even
though it is so commonplace today.
Also from my memory, all the other guys were total parries. And though Fuzzy
Warrior (and Flea) had plenty of endurance, neither did much damage -- which made
victory a challenge.
In round 11, Flea fought another TP and was scummed in 19 minutes. It probably
could have gone either way, but he lost and was eliminated. Fuzzy Warrior got lucky
and fought a stand in. We were all psyched by that!
In round 12... ANOTHER stand in! Fuzzy mangled a Convicted Thief!!!
And then there were two. Fuzzy Warrior vs. a MIGHTY scum named Veritech Fighter.
He had previously won fights in 20-30 minutes and clearly had way greater endurance
than Fuzzy. And Fuzzy wasn't likely to take him on damage since he wasn't critting at
all and did normal damage. We got to look at two of Veritech Fighter's fights from
earlier in the tournament, one vs. another Wall of Steel. I noticed that around minute
12 the TP was getting tired and then getting hit by the Wall of Steel, but not enough
and the WS eventually toppled over from exhaustion. So we came up with what we
considered to be a great plan. We put Fuzzy in lighter armor -- ring or scale or
something, gave him a big weapon -- a GS, even though he was too short -- and ran him
super slow to start. 2-1-6 for the first 5 minutes, then 4-1-6 bash in min 6+.
Targeting the left leg to slow him down...
Then it was time... For 10 minutes the warriors stood, circled and did the
scumfest tango. Fuzzy made some attacks with his GS, but only landed one. In minute 5
out of nowhere he made a GS crit, hit Veritch fighter in the left leg and it was a
massive blow! We all cheered with hope!
Sadly... in minute 10 Fuzzy started getting tired. And we groaned.
But then in minute 12 Veritech Fighter was also tired. And the scumfest
continued.
Minute 13, Fuzzy Warrior bashed with his GS and Veritech Fighter took a shot to
the left leg. In minute 14 Fuzzy Warrior bashed with his GS and another hit to the
left leg! The TP was desperate!
Aaaand Fuzzy Warrior was staggering with exhaustion. He struggled to hold up his
weapons! He circled about aimlessly...
Minute 15... and again, out of nowhere! A GS crit! Veritch Fighter took the blow
to the left leg AGAIN! Spectators cringed as the horrific power of the blow struck
home!
And it was over! Fuzzy Warrior had won! Yes, it was victory for Fewmaster Toede,
but I took it as a moral victory for me as well!
So the tournament was over, but the addiction had been stoked and the fires
burned brighter than ever!
Hope you all enjoyed! -- The Dark One
(Thanks to Assur for having the newsletter. For YEARs others -- I'm thinking
Marmaduke -- thought someone else had won rookies that tournament -- but I knew
differently.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Good try, Colonel Klink, and good learning. You're just trying to push me out of
Chimlevtal, aren't you? If I gotta go, I will, but so far I'm still here.
-- Rondor Sendal
P.S. Belinda, how ELSE but single handedly could I win ANY fight?
SPY REPORT
Going into the turn, it looked as if the top two ranked warriors would meet for
the throne. However, MILITARY MAYHEM went inactive, meaning the title fight would be
against a champion. Huckle Cat's SPECTRUM was hoping, having the only non MIDDLE WAY
warrior active last turn in the champs class. Yet Destitute Noble activated his
NUMBERS GAME and had the numbers. But whether it was RONDOR's experience or BREXIT's
distractions with matters of state, RONDOR SENDAL made short work of BREXIT and
remains the duelmaster for a second turn. I note that RONDOR will not be travelling
to ADM next turn, so he has the opportunity to make a legitimate reign for himself.
Meanwhile, SPECTRUM is the top ranked active challenger, though 1-800-VICTORY is also
in the challenger champs. And Crip or Papaiz could easily rejoin the fray!
STORM SEASON played the sandbag card, trying to remove the spotlight from himself.
This time, he drew a more highly ranked warrior, the formerly mentioned 1-800-VICTORY.
And this time, the untouched was touched and STORM SEASON's parade was rained on.
Well done, but you get your wish and will no longer be in the spotlight, because your
relevance has become mostly insigificant with your first loss.
Instead, the spotlight goes to the Smithy's (one of whom inserts herself there
every opportunity she gets). They have the next two undefeated streaks going! SHARD
defeated NEARLY PARKER in a vicious, vindictive down challenge to get to 3-0.
Meanwhile, the 2x4 has also been used successfully every time it has been wielded (and
whether they were replacing a damaged beam or were just protecting the 3-0 for a turn)
did not get used this time.
On the team news, there actually is big news. And this time, you won't see it
plastered over the front page of your newsletter! AVENGERS! AVENGERS! AVENBERS!
BOLO lost a minor down challenge to HANZO (Whoops to the Smithy's). BASORN KUBIKIRI
outlasted 3 NIGHTS in VEGAS. RED PEPPER overpowered another weapon, POKER. TANKEN
took advantage of the MIDDLE WAY rookie, NELLIE PURR. Finally, SPECTRUM killed PANDA
ROSS (Now that is how your send a message: Down challenge and kill a warrior that a
manager has developed and supported for almost 4 years!). Yes, that is 5-0 for
AVENGERS! Well done. While it only gets you a single award this time, it is an
impressive feat. Even the stand ins can spoil a flawless turn. AVENGERS, however, did
not need the stand ins to accomplish it. Superb!
BOOK OF THOMAS was most avoided with USEFUL WEAPONS the main culprit. HANZO was
the most challenged warrior and we heard earlier how that went. 21 warriors from 5
teams participated in 12 fights (2 Dark Arena, 3 challenges, and 1 stand in). No
Pikers or Rippers again and scum and bashers were the most popular styles.
Suprisingly, Lungers are below Bashers in the ten turn record, but they are the only
style below the lowly bashers.
Finally, some responses to my fans:
RONDOR -- You clearly need to get creative if you don't know how you might enlist help
from someone else to win a fight. I'll give you the most obvious, but there are many,
many more devious and less legitimate places to get help from. The fans have given
that little extra that many warriors have needed over the years.
LADY SMITH -- Good warriors are far from the only thing you lack! While hard to
admit, though, the lack in the arena does not actually come from you. There are some
of us doing our parts to make this place vibrant and alive. Meanwhile, managers like
Assur weren't even fighting earlier this year and he seems far too busy with his mega
manager stuff to bother to write ads (this turn an exception). After Midnight (until
recently) and Jorja also do their part. But it is a sad state we find ourselves in.
You can stop reading the newsletter now, since after my spy report, there is
nothing else worth considering.
-- Belinda
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RONDOR SENDAL 6343 18 40 2 114 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SERGEANT SCHULTZ 6736 12 10 2 117 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-SILVER GLASS 6748 11 2 0 100 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
SPECTRUM 6776 18 25 4 96 AVENGERS (146)
1-800-VICTORY 6727 11 2 0 91 NUMBERS GAME (403)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-COLONEL KLINK 6735 12 9 1 90 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-MAJOR DISASTER 6791 11 5 1 90 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
BREXIT 2016 6790 9 4 0 80 NUMBERS GAME (403)
-SGT. ROCK 6775 10 5 0 77 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
NORISON ROSE 6453 13 22 0 75 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LASSO 6865 16 8 0 62 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
HANZO 6918 8 13 0 59 AVENGERS (146)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STORM SEASON 6956 7 1 0 55 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
WINTER 6953 6 1 0 55 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
HURRICANE 6957 6 2 0 52 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ARCTIC NIGHT 6773 6 1 1 44 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
-BLOOD METAL 6912 4 0 2 44 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
BOLO 6908 10 3 1 43 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
RED PEPPER 6958 6 8 0 40 AVENGERS (146)
BASORN KUBIKIRI 6965 5 4 0 36 AVENGERS (146)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHARD 6995 3 0 0 30 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3 NIGHTS IN VEGAS 6774 3 12 0 29 NUMBERS GAME (403)
-HEAT WAVE 6900 1 4 0 29 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
-2 X 4 6974 3 0 0 24 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NASTOLGIA 6922 3 3 0 23 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
TANKEN 6987 3 2 1 20 AVENGERS (146)
POKER 6970 2 2 0 16 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
NEARLY PARKER 6973 1 5 0 8 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
-CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 6996 1 1 1 7 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
NELLIE PURR 7001 0 1 0 1 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EATEN ALIVE 6999 0 1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 LIGHTBRINGER 437 NONE
MONTANA OREO 6998 0 1 0 MIDDLE WAY 7 536 CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 6996 436
PANDA ROSS 6383 16 33 2 MIDDLE WAY 7 536 SPECTRUM 6776 437
CAPTAIN JACK 6677 11 6 0 MILITARY MAYHEM 89 RONDOR SENDAL 6343 434 REVENGED
GOBBLEDEGOOK 7002 0 1 0 NUMBERS GAME 403 SHEWISH GIANT 437 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
What is that Belinda saying now? Send good warriors to tourneys? Really? As if we in
Chimmy have good warriors. This is just a mere ploy to get employment for the DA Riff-
Raff. I wonder how much of a cut Belinda gets? Then, again, Useful Weapons could use
ONE good warrior. -- Lady Smith
Luv me wepuns. Yup. Alla 'em. -- Smithy
Look Chimlevtal, I apologize to everyone. I know my great management talent is
terribly intimidating and teams are fearing having to fight Useful Weapons, thereby
causing many to simply not fight here. But, be brave. Fight! Get back in here! My
Useful Weapons need the easy wins. -- Lady Smith
Nearly Parker, you are such a fave of mine. (wink) -- Shard, Useful Weapon
Tanken, sorry about that! I forgot that I left some nails sticking out of me. I hope I
didn't hurt you too badly. -- 2x4, Useful Weapon
Norrison Rose, I roped you. Rather nicely, if I do say so myself. But, here; I'll let
you go. I was only in it for the win, you see. -- Lasso, Useful Weapons
All, hasn't the arena really gone to pot since that Bimbo Belinda was hired to be the
spy reporter? Sad! I say we gather up a petition and deliver it to Assur (It is HIS
arena, isn't it?) demanding that two things occur: 1. He throw Belinda out of the bed.
2. He fire her and get a new, decent, intelligent, older, nice, helpful, Spy Reporter.
-- Lady Smith
Lasso -- I'm fairly sure that "garrote," ah, make that "cheese cutter" isn't a proper
arena weapon. I could do without it. -- Norison Rose
Shard -- I'd've been glad to break you into smaller pieces, but you wouldn't hold
still. Damn. -- Nearly Parker
Sgt. Rock -- Did you know that redheaded pandas are discriminated against in their
home territory? And you're just ADDING TO IT here. -- Panda Ross
Capitan Obvious -- You know, eating all my cookies like that was unnecessary. -- ghost
of Montana Oreo
Lady Smith -- I avoid you all the time. I hear your voice and immediately turn
around. You talk too much, your perfume is too fragrant, and your conversation a
bore. Now Smithy is a nice pleasant person to be around... Doesn't talk too much.
Not disagreeable at all! I'd even go golfing with him! -- Assur
Hard to believe I've been here for over 6 years now! Time flies when you're having
fun. -- Assur
Belinda -- My 7-0 record is a completely fluke! I have no illusions that I am one of
the special ones. Would be much better for me if you stopped advertising it in the
spy report, since I'd much rather not be targeted! -- Storm Season
Ha -- The weather at the ocean is not looking so good right now! I didn't even notice
until today that my current warriors all represent many of the same things you don't
want to find when you visit the ocean. -- Assur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GOBBLEDEGOOK was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
EATEN ALIVE was slaughtered by LIGHTBRINGER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SPECTRUM viciously butchered PANDA ROSS in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
BOLO was viciously subdued by HANZO in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
SHARD devastated NEARLY PARKER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
RONDOR SENDAL overpowered BREXIT 2016 in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
1-800-VICTORY handily defeated STORM SEASON in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
NORISON ROSE vanquished HURRICANE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
3 NIGHTS IN VEGAS was outlasted by BASORN KUBIKIRI in a action packed 7 minute duel.
WINTER overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 7 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
POKER was overpowered by RED PEPPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TANKEN demolished NELLIE PURR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 21 - 9 - 2 70 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 13 - 1 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 24 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 19 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 23 - 2 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 29 - 2 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 14 - 1 36 |
Turn 437 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK 1-800-VICTORY 6727 11 2 0 91 NUMBERS GAME (403)
AIMED BLOW STORM SEASON 6956 7 1 0 55 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
TOTAL PARRY WINTER 6953 6 1 0 55 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
BASHING ATTACK HURRICANE 6957 6 2 0 52 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RONDOR SENDAL 6343. The most popular warrior this
turn was 3 NIGHTS IN VEGAS 6774. The ten other most popular fighters were SPECTRUM
6776, HANZO 6918, SHARD 6995, RONDOR SENDAL 6343, 1-800-VICTORY 6727, TANKEN 6987,
GOBBLEDEGOOK 7002, BOLO 6908, PANDA ROSS 6383, and BREXIT 2016 6790.
The least popular fighter this week was NELLIE PURR 7001. The other ten least
popular fighters were WINTER 6953, HURRICANE 6957, NEARLY PARKER 6973, EATEN ALIVE
6999, RED PEPPER 6958, POKER 6970, BASORN KUBIKIRI 6965, NORISON ROSE 6453, STORM
SEASON 6956, and BREXIT 2016 6790.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
VINDICATOR (31-5950) RETRIBUTION (608)