DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/09/2020    Duedate: 04/04/2020

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM-31    TURN-444

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OROKE STONEMAGUS
SHADOWHOLD (640)
(31-6603) [20-16-4,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OROKE STONEMAGUS               PI CHAMAELEONTIS
SHADOWHOLD (640)               CHAMAELEON (669)
(31-6603) [20-16-4,103]        (31-6994) [4-1-0,38]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OROKE STONEMAGUS               RED PEPPER
SHADOWHOLD (640)               AVENGERS (146)
(31-6603) [20-16-4,103]        (31-6958) [8-13-0,42]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHADOWHOLD (640)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHADOWHOLD (640)            24
2. NUMBERS GAME (403)          22      USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)          17      Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THOMAS (652)        17
5. USEFUL WEAPONS (636)        12      CHAMAELEON (669)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)     216 125  8 63.3   1/ 2 SHADOWHOLD (640)          9  1 1
 2/ 2 NUMBERS GAME (403)       414 349 28 54.3   2/ 3 NUMBERS GAME (403)        6  4 0
 3/ 3 SHADOWHOLD (640)         110  95 13 53.7   3/ 6 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)      6  4 0
 4/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)      38  35  4 52.1   4/ 1 AVENGERS (146)            6  9 1
 5/ 5 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)    154 158  6 49.4   5/ 7 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)      4  2 0
 6/ 6 AVENGERS (146)           474 510 37 48.2   6/ 4 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)     4  7 0
 7/ 7*CHAMAELEON (669)           4   5  0 44.4   7/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)        3 11 0
 8/ 8 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)       267 498 11 34.9   8/ 8*CHAMAELEON (669)          2  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

    It was a turn of haves and have nots.  Those who have a career win/loss above .500 
had winning records.  Those who do not have a career win/loss above .500 did not.  
Shadowhold took 5 of the awards, too!  (Well done).  Avengers and Useful Weapons took 
the other two general awards.  Chameleon took the two unchartered awards.
    When the matchups were announced and people saw URAKO WITSTEALER headed to the 
dark arena, the betting for the throne started heating up.  Of course, most of the 
money was put on HANZO and OROKE STONEMAGUS, but a there was also money put on 1-800-
VICTORY with his 7 point recognition advantage coming into the turn. I think there was 
one bet placed on no duelmaster, as well.  1-800-VICTORY and OROKE STONEMAGUS both 
won, so HANZO was out.  And when the final rankings were posted, OROKE STONEMAGUS did 
in fact come out with a 5 point lead and is our duelmaster and newest Lord Protector.  
That is two in two turns for Shadowhold.
    In the undefeated warrior game, 2 x 4 sat out, likely waiting for the ideal turn 
to come in and post a huge down challenge to some poor unsuspecting warrior. BLOOD 
METAL faced the higher experienced WINTER.  BLOOD METAL got the win, but also got the 
magic 9 recognition points he wasn't looking for.  He enters the champions class at 6-
0.  More than a small part of me wants to see a OROKE vs BLOOD METAL title fight.  An 
even greater part of me would want that fight to end in death!  (And I don't care 
which one dies, though OROKE's would be far less impactful, being immortal).  That 
will also leave the career popularity award up for grabs.  BREXIT had it before 
Shadowhold returned.  Perhaps HANZO is next in line.
    Interestingly, all ten styles were represented this turn.  It has been a while 
since that has happened.  All eight listed teams fought at least a warrior. BASORN 
KUBIKIRI was reported as the most challenged warrior, but I have no way to know if 
that was a single challenge or a half dozen.  AVENGERS was the most avoided team, 
getting four avoids, 2 each from USEFUL WEAPONS and SHADOWHOLD.
    Lady Smith made a bold statement this turn, one which I can neither confirm nor 
deny.  I can confirm that an unofficial survey found her the most hated person in 
Chimlevtal.  Fortunately, reading and writing isn't a strict requirement for managing 
a stable.  As long as you can turn in paperwork (and from what I've seen the 
commission flunkies do with that turned in paperwork, it isn't clear it needs to even 
be filled out), your warriors can fight.  But it does suggest a sad state if the 
statement is true.

Until next time, 

          Belinda, lacking the imagination to come up with a creative title this turn

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OROKE STONEMAGUS 6603        20  16  4   103       SHADOWHOLD (640)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BREXIT 2016 6790             14   4  0   123       NUMBERS GAME (403)
-SILVER GLASS 6748            11   2  0   100       BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
 1-800-VICTORY 6727           15   4  0    98       NUMBERS GAME (403)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LASSO 6865                   20  10  0    85       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 HANZO 6918                   12  16  1    83       AVENGERS (146)
 NORISON ROSE 6453            14  28  0    70       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 BASORN KUBIKIRI 6965          9   7  0    70       AVENGERS (146)
 BLOOD METAL 6912              6   0  2    67       BOOK OF THOMAS (652)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TABOR SKULLSHOT 6903          8   2  0    63       SHADOWHOLD (640)
-2 X 4 6974                    6   0  0    61       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-POKER 6970                    5   2  0    56       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 HAXE DOOMCARVER 6882          8   6  1    52       SHADOWHOLD (640)
 BOLO 6908                    12   4  1    50       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 HURRICANE 6957                9   6  0    46       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-ARCTIC NIGHT 6773             6   1  1    44       BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
 3 NIGHTS IN VEGAS 6774        6  16  0    43       NUMBERS GAME (403)
 RED PEPPER 6958               8  13  0    42       AVENGERS (146)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOBY ULRIK 7010               4   1  1    38       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 PI CHAMAELEONTIS 6994         4   1  0    38       CHAMAELEON (669)
 WINTER 6953                   9   5  0    37       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
 ONE FISH TWO FISH 7006        4   2  0    35       NUMBERS GAME (403)
 TANKEN 6987                   6   6  1    34       AVENGERS (146)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NASTOLGIA 6922                4   4  0    28       BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
 BALKO STONEFALCON 6910        6   7  1    26       SHADOWHOLD (640)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEARLY PARKER 6973            2  11  0    17       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 FAIRY TAIL 7018               1   0  0    13       BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
 NELLIE PURR 7001              2   6  0    12       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
-SALT WATER 7012               1   0  0    11       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
 DODGE'EM DUDE 7019            1   0  0    10       AVENGERS (146)
 HARPOON 7014                  1   1  0     7       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 TOO MANY L'S 7016             0   1  0     1       NUMBERS GAME (403)
 CHERRY PIE 7017               0   1  0     1       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BOTTOM OF THE SE 7021   0  1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627  WURM KIN              444  NONE
STORM SEASON 6956      11  3 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627  HANZO 6918            443   
FALLING STAR 4 6993     0  1 0 CHAMAELEON 669       HIGH ELF              444  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sadly, Melinda/Belinda/Peelinda, it has become quite clear-cut. The reason there are 
no personal ads, other than mine, is that none of the other managers can read nor 
write. It is a sad state Chimmytown is in. --Lady Smith

Tanken, you are simply my favorite. The joist of my dreams. -- 2 X 4, Useful Weapon

Basorn Kubikiri, hah1 Beat you at your own game! Ride on, cowboy. --Lasso, Useful 
Weapon

Salt water, some day I shall purify you, Bud. Some day. (After I get that great white 
whale first.) -- Harpoon, Useful Weapon

Yow! 2-1! Muh wepons dun gud. Aye. -- Smithy

Our congratulations to Spectrum and to Urako Witstealer. -- the Middle Way

We seem to have missed out on personals last time. No excuses, but we'll try to do 
better. -- Jorja

Oroke Stonemagu=s -- Being a stonemagus must not be a good job, or you'd not have 
entered the arena. -- Norison Rose

Tabor Skullshot -- Ouch.  I was still using that skull. -- Toby Ulrik

Nastolgia -- Why would I kill a houseplant?  They freshen the air. -- Nellie Purr

Balko Stonefalcon -- Must make it hard to fly! -- Nearly Parker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

URAKO WITSTEALER butchered PREACHER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BOTTOM OF THE SEA was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
FALLING STAR 4 was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
OROKE STONEMAGUS vanquished HANZO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
LASSO luckily beat BASORN KUBIKIRI in a unpopular 20 minute bloody Challenge match.
BOLO unbelievably bested RED PEPPER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
HAXE DOOMCARVER viciously subdued TANKEN in a 2 minute gory Challenge competition.
1-800-VICTORY handily defeated NORISON ROSE in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
TABOR SKULLSHOT won victory over HURRICANE in a 2 minute fight.
BLOOD METAL vanquished WINTER in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
3 NIGHTS IN VEGAS savagely defeated NASTOLGIA in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
PI CHAMAELEONTIS demolished NEARLY PARKER in a 2 minute mismatched match.
BALKO STONEFALCON was handily defeated by TOBY ULRIK in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
ONE FISH TWO FISH demolished NELLIE PURR in a 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
HARPOON overcame TOO MANY L'S in a 2 minute gory beginner's fight.
CHERRY PIE was devastated by DODGE'EM DUDE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FAIRY TAIL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  16 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        19 -  18 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  17 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  23 -  2      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 444 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OROKE STONEMAGUS 6603      20  16  4  103 SHADOWHOLD (640)
LUNGING ATTACK   1-800-VICTORY 6727         15   4  0   98 NUMBERS GAME (403)
TOTAL PARRY      LASSO 6865                 20  10  0   85 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
AIMED BLOW       BLOOD METAL 6912            6   0  2   67 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
BASHING ATTACK   HURRICANE 6957              9   6  0   46 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
STRIKING ATTACK  TOBY ULRIK 7010             4   1  1   38 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
WALL OF STEEL    PI CHAMAELEONTIS 6994       4   1  0   38 CHAMAELEON (669)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OROKE STONEMAGUS 6603.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was RED PEPPER 6958.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
1-800-VICTORY 6727, 3 NIGHTS IN VEGAS 6774, BLOOD METAL 6912, HARPOON 7014, HAXE 
DOOMCARVER 6882, OROKE STONEMAGUS 6603, BOLO 6908, TABOR SKULLSHOT 6903, PI 
CHAMAELEONTIS 6994, and ONE FISH TWO FISH 7006.

The least popular fighter this week was LASSO 6865.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BASORN KUBIKIRI 6965, CHERRY PIE 7017, BALKO STONEFALCON 6910, NORISON 
ROSE 6453, FALLING STAR 4 6993, BOTTOM OF THE SEA 7021, TOO MANY L'S 7016, NELLIE 
PURR 7001, TOBY ULRIK 7010, and NEARLY PARKER 6973.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

OROKE STONEMAGUS (31-6603) SHADOWHOLD (640)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

URAKO WITSTEALER (31-6505) SHADOWHOLD (640)

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest 
petitioner.  This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.  
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
     "Name change.  I heard we can do that.  I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
     "I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly.  "The Commission has actually 
been thinking about this.  It isn't FREE, mind you!  It takes money to run our office, 
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
     "I don't care about goats!"  He made a crude suggestion about goats.
     "Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
     "I had a talk with my manager.  He'll find the money.  I want to change my name 
to Jane Ralph.  I'm no doe!"  He thumped a fist on the counter.
     "Er, yes.  Jane Ralph.  Fill out this form, please."  He pushed the paper across 
the counter.  "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and 
can be submitted through the end of May.  With the payment.  No change without the 
goat, ah, the gold."

                                  *   *   *   *   *  

     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing 
throughout the month of May.  The cost will be $2 per name change.  All proceeds will 
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.  
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                          TRILLIUM (2-6366) FLOYD'S BREWERY  
                       DR. GIRLFRIEND (3-7105) IRATE FORMATIONS  
                           SAUL GOODMAN (5-5832) ANTIHEROES  
                           COURAGE (32-6353) ANGELS OF PAIN  
                       BIG BROTHER (69-6988) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT  
                          SPILLS (72-6855) BASH BROS THEATER  
                       PARKING LOT (72-6868) BASH BROS FREEWAY 
                        JANUARY JONES (73-6056) CALENDAR GIRLS  
                           BIRGITTE (73-6755) KINGS BLADES  
                        GUARDIAN (82-16446) WAY TOO MUCH BEER5  
                           CRAZY 54 (84-11494) CRAZY 88 15  
                             PAYED LATE (84-12533) TMF II  
                          BILLABONG (84-13804) GENERATION Y  
                            SAROKITH (84-30929) DUB O DUBS  
                     CIEL PHANTOMHIVE (84-36380) ANIME LEGENDS 4  
                     SWEET-N-SOUR (84-50491) SUPERIOR FORCES DA02  
                   ROBERT PAULSON 115 (84-52207) PROJECT MAYHEM 36  
                        THE SQUIDS (84-54746) CHICAGO BOUND 15  
                     CAT SCRATCH FEVER (84-56886) COLLEGE RADIO X 
                     THE ORANGE ONE (84-57256) THE MOTHERSHIP ZU  
                          GINGER KNOWLES (85-5131) SWORDFISH
                          VOODOO TOAD (85-14776) DARK TOADS
                          HIDEYOSHI (85-21460) SAMURAI FIVE
                            ZOCALO (85-24610) KC FOOD XIII  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes