DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/08/2021    Duedate: 04/03/2021

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM-31    TURN-457

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PI CHAMAELEONTIS
CHAMAELEON (669)
(31-6994) [13-4-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PI CHAMAELEONTIS               POSITION IS EMPTY
CHAMAELEON (669)               
(31-6994) [13-4-0,114]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HURRICANE                      RICHARD
BASH BROS OCEAN (627)          CARTOON NETWORK (667)
(31-6957) [17-11-1,113]        (31-6950) [4-7-1,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JUST DESSERTS (569)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JUST DESSERTS (569)         41
2. CARTOON NETWORK (667)       41      CHAMAELEON (669)
3. AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)        25      Unchartered Team
4. CHAMAELEON (669)            21
5. MILITARY MAYHEM (89)        17      THE ARISTOCRACY (355)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 CHAMAELEON (669)          16  10  0 61.5   1/ 1 JUST DESSERTS (569)       9  2 0
 2/ 3 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)     235 147  9 61.5   2/ 7 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)     8  5 0
 3/ 5 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)     101  80  4 55.8   3/ 3 AVENGERS (146)            7  4 1
 4/ 6 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)     383 321 26 54.4   4/ 9 CARTOON NETWORK (667)     5  9 1
 5/ 8 JUST DESSERTS (569)      125 123  6 50.4   5/ 5 ASSASSIN NATION (515)     5  9 0
 6/ 9 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)    179 183  7 49.4   6/ 6 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      4  4 1
 7/11 ASSASSIN NATION (515)    410 436 59 48.5   7/ 2 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)      4  5 0
 8/12 AVENGERS (146)           501 540 40 48.1   8/ 4 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)      4  7 0
 9/10 CARTOON NETWORK (667)     24  26  1 48.0   9/10 CHAMAELEON (669)          3  1 0
10-13 THE OTHER ONES (404)      78  98  5 44.3  10-12 THE OTHER ONES (404)      0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

    USEFUL WEAPONS provided me much joy this week, going 0-3.  How did that happen?  
Very simply.  ANAIS slipped through the LASSO, BRASS KNUCKLES somehow thought they 
could withstand the heat of a LAVA CAKE GOLEM, and SNICKERPOODLE pulled the plug on a 
CHAIN SAW.  I wish I could have seen the dumbounded expression on Lady Smith's face 
after an 0-fer.
    LAVA CAKE GOLEM moved to 4-0 with the win and is ranked at the very top of the 
challenger initiates.  Our other active undefeated warrior is trying to get out of the 
spotlight as quick as possible.  Challenging up 16 recognition and 18 fights to 
WITCHING HOUR, FLOYD'S BOOKIE won (I can only hope learned 6 skills) and finished the 
turn at a perfect 3-0, because next turn could find a match with a champion.  If I 
were LASSO or BASORN KUBIKIRI, I might just send an avoid for an up challenging scum 
hunting young warrior with a TV challenge. Or perhaps FLOYD'S BOOKIE will go after THE 
JEFF, our other resident tournament victor, who just sent a TV challenge to teammate 
SNARKEY LIME PIE.  So many interesting ways this could play out!
    As usual, managers tread carefully, not wanting to upset the balance and utilize 
the mighty down challenge.  Nine of ten challenges were up in recognition. 7 of the 
challenges were successful, 3 failed, including BRASS KNUCKLES' down challenge and 
FOURTH SHOT's attempt take down PI CHAMAELEONTIS.  I strongly suspect PI is graduating 
at 20 fights.  Will he also keep the throne for the rest of his time here in 
CHIMLEVTAL?  The PI count is up to three and the count down is also at three.
    As usual, plenty of avoids sent out, 7 each to USEFUL WEAPONS and ASSASSIN NATION.  
More than half of those avoids came from BASH BROS OCEAN and AFTER MIDNIGHT.  A lot of 
disrespect sent Weirdo's way, with only two warriors avoiding his AFTER MIDNIGHT team 
this turn.  CARTOON NETWORK, BASH BROS OCEAN JUST DESSERTS, and AVENGERS were all 
feared more than AFTER MIDNIGHT.
    This turn also saw 9 styles fight.  Surprisingly, the missing style is the 
striking style.  Granted we only have nine teams active, but that is not the style I'd 
have guessed first, second, or even third to be missing.  As far as what styles should 
be missing?  Well pikers are high on that list.  Talk about a bad style!  And while I 
wouldn't put bashers on my top 3 guesses, they are certainly deserving to be left off.  
But I wouldn't guess them, because there always seem to be suckers running around with 
bashers.  Plus, Assur fights here.  Does he ever NOT have a basher (or three) on his 
team?  Rippers can rest in peace.  Plungers should be left in the bathroom.
    There were ads, but I got sick to my stomach almost the moment I started reading 
them.  I need to remember to read from the bottom up!!!  Then when I get to the Lady 
Smith drivel, I'll have read all the ads that matter!

                                          -- Belinda, the very amused spy reporter

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PI CHAMAELEONTIS 6994        13   4  0   114       CHAMAELEON (669)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HURRICANE 6957               17  11  1   113       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-MAJOR DISASTER 6791          13   5  1   100       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 FOURTH SHOT 6876             18  18  1    99       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
 WINTER 6953                  16  11  0    99       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
 CONTEMPT 6541                14  10  1    97       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
 SGT. ROCK 6775               16   9  0    94       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANAIS 6948                    6   2  0    90       CARTOON NETWORK (667)
-TANTRUM 5083                  9   3  2    88       THE OTHER ONES (404)
 BASORN KUBIKIRI 6965         16  13  0    86       AVENGERS (146)
 SALT WATER 7012              10   4  0    85       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
 LASSO 6865                   22  18  0    84       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RICHARD 6950                  4   7  1    66       CARTOON NETWORK (667)
 THE JEFF 7056                 4   1  0    66       CARTOON NETWORK (667)
 BAD BURRITO 7032              4   5  0    66       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
-HARPOON 7014                 10   1  0    64       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036          3   0  0    63       JUST DESSERTS (569)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726        10   7  0    54       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 WITCHING HOUR 6933           16   5  0    53       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
 TANKEN 6987                  10  15  2    47       AVENGERS (146)
-EMERGENCY ROOM 6976           6   3  0    41       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
 RESENTMENT 7038               5   4  0    40       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-ETA CHAMAELEONTIS 7015        3   0  0    38       CHAMAELEON (669)
 COCKFIGHT 6967                3  10  0    35       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAVA CAKE GOLEM 7039          4   0  0    33       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 DODGE'EM DUDE 7019            7   5  1    28       AVENGERS (146)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRASS KNUCKLES 7058           3   1  0    23       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 DISDAIN 7083                  2   0  0    22       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-CHAFFY TAFFY 7048             5   0  0    18       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 COLD WIND 7043                0   2  0    18       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
 SNICKERPOODLE 7071            2   1  0    17       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 ROCKY 7053                    1   1  0    17       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-CROW BAR 7057                 1   1  1    15       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-RED PEPPER 7070               1   0  0    15       AVENGERS (146)
-DISOBEDIENT 7060              1   2  0     9       THE OTHER ONES (404)
-BISHAMON 7069                 1   0  0     9       AVENGERS (146)
 CHAIN SAW 7073                1   1  0     8       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 HATRED 7068                   0   2  0     8       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-PLAGUE 7052                   1   4  0     7       THE OTHER ONES (404)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ABHORRENCE 7050         2  5 1 ASSASSIN NATION 515  STONE GOLEM           457  NONE
ANIMUS 7051             2  1 0 ASSASSIN NATION 515  CROW BAR 7057         453  NOT REVENGED
DEVIOUS 6628            6  5 0 ASSASSIN NATION 515  TANKEN 6987           455   
RED PEPPER 6958        11 19 1 AVENGERS 146         TANTRUM 5083          453  REVENGED
(404)SHOW NOT FO 7085   0  1 0 CARTOON NETWORK 667  WURM KIN              457  NONE
MAMMOTH 7042            3  6 0 CARTOON NETWORK 667  STONE GOLEM           457  NONE
FALLING STAR 7084       0  1 0 CHAMAELEON 669       ARENAMASTER LEVT      457  NONE
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 6996    5  5 1 MILITARY MAYHEM 89   RICHARD 6950          455  REVENGED
RECRUIT 9 7080          1  1 0 MILITARY MAYHEM 89   PREACHER              457  NONE
MAN-O-WAR 18            5  5 2 THE EQUESTRIANS 2    NASTOLGIA 6922        454   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The Spy Master THANKED me? Clearly Belinda did not write the spy column. Hopefully 
that means she was fired! Oh, happy day. -- Lady Smith

Pi Chamaeleontis is a mud pi? I thought I smelled something. -- Lady Smith

Har, har, har. Abhorrence, you challenged me? I can't stop laughing! -- Brass 
Knuckles, Useful Weapon

Lava Cake Golem, you and your sugar-filled teammates will rue the day! -- Crow Bar, 
Useful Weapon

Hatred, you don't know hatred until you hold a chain saw in hand. -- Lady Smith (for 
Chain Saw, Useful Weapon)

Blimey! Luv me wepuns! Ya betcha! Git me yer 2-1. Yup. -- Smithy

Basorn Kubikiri -- I'm getting better every time we face each other!  Next time I'll 
just have to look at you! -- Contempt

Mammoth -- That was a great, back and forth battle!  Well fought!!! -- Resentment

Brass Knuckles -- Not my luck!  Off to fight in the dark! -- Abhorrence

Chain Saw -- Good fight!  You have my attention! -- Hatred

Snickerpoodle -- A much better result for me that for Abhorrence.  My win against you 
sealed his fate (that and he didn't learn worh anything)! -- Disdain

Crow Bar -- Don't worry.  We'll be with you shortly... -- The Assassins

Bad Burrito -- If you are brave, you will challenge me because I am in range, and 
smack-talked you after beating you down savagely.  It won't matter if my TV is worth 
anything though 'cause I want Witching Hour.  Let me remind you all of the words it 
spoke a few turns back... "Little girl, when you get old enough I will gladly give you 
your first loss.  You may be a tourney princess, but in this arena... I AM QUEEN!!! -- 
Witching Hour."  I'm glad your team is so fond of talking.  It makes it easier to find 
targets. -- Brookie

Speaking of targets...Chain Saw...it's you and me, mano y mano.  Time to drip a little 
marshmallow on you. -- Snickerpoodle

Cockfight -- Weird challenge.  There are different levels.  You are on one below me. 
-- Snarkey

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAMMOTH was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
ABHORRENCE was killed by STONE GOLEM in a exciting 3 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
RECRUIT 9 was slaughtered by PREACHER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
(404)SHOW NOT FOUND was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FALLING STAR was butchered by ARENAMASTER LEVTANI in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
THE JEFF won victory over SNARKEY LIME PIE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
FLOYD'S BROOKIE devastated WITCHING HOUR in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FOURTH SHOT was overcome by PI CHAMAELEONTIS in a 2 minute Challenge Title melee.
HURRICANE won victory over CONTEMPT in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
SGT. ROCK unbelievably bested SALT WATER in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
ANAIS overpowered LASSO in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
BAD BURRITO handily defeated TANKEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BRASS KNUCKLES was bested by LAVA CAKE GOLEM in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
HATRED was viciously subdued by ROCKY in a 2 minute gory Challenge conflict.
SNICKERPOODLE vanquished CHAIN SAW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
WINTER vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody one-sided fray.
BASORN KUBIKIRI unbelievably bested RICHARD in a exciting 3 minute fight.
COCKFIGHT was subdued by RESENTMENT in a exciting 1 minute bout.
DODGE'EM DUDE beat COLD WIND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody fight.
DISDAIN devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   2 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         TOTAL PARRY       40 -  29 -  1      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW        24 -  18 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  14 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  23 -  0      48  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  29 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  36 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  11 -  1      39  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  39 -  2      38  |

Turn 457 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         2 -  5         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    PI CHAMAELEONTIS 6994      13   4  0  114 CHAMAELEON (669)
BASHING ATTACK   HURRICANE 6957             17  11  1  113 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
TOTAL PARRY      WINTER 6953                16  11  0   99 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
AIMED BLOW       CONTEMPT 6541              14  10  1   97 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
PARRY-LUNGE      FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036        3   0  0   63 JUST DESSERTS (569)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726      10   7  0   54 JUST DESSERTS (569)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HURRICANE 6957.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RICHARD 6950.  The ten other most popular fighters were SALT WATER 7012, 
ABHORRENCE 7050, MAMMOTH 7042, FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036, WINTER 6953, THE JEFF 7056, 
ROCKY 7053, PI CHAMAELEONTIS 6994, HURRICANE 6957, and ANAIS 6948.

The least popular fighter this week was CHAIN SAW 7073.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HATRED 7068, LASSO 6865, FALLING STAR 7084, COLD WIND 7043, COCKFIGHT 
6967, LAVA CAKE GOLEM 7039, TANKEN 6987, CONTEMPT 6541, WITCHING HOUR 6933, and 
SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726.