DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/28/2021 Duedate: 07/24/2021
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM-31 TURN-461
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SNARKEY LIME PIE
JUST DESSERTS (569)
(31-6726) [14-7-0,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SNARKEY LIME PIE POSITION IS EMPTY
JUST DESSERTS (569)
(31-6726) [14-7-0,107]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TANKEN SNICKERPOODLE
AVENGERS (146) JUST DESSERTS (569)
(31-6987) [12-17-2,76] (31-7071) [4-3-0,38]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) 39
2. CARTOON NETWORK (667) 28 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
3. JUST DESSERTS (569) 16 Unchartered Team
4. ASSASSIN NATION (515) 10
5. USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 10 SATAN'S POSSE (481)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672) 45 25 5 64.3 1/ 2 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 9 6 1
2/ 2 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 238 159 9 59.9 2/ 7 AVENGERS (146) 8 6 0
3- 3 CHAMAELEON (669) 20 14 0 58.8 3/ 5 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672) 8 7 2
4/ 4 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) 109 87 5 55.6 4/ 6 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) 8 7 1
5/ 5 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 391 325 26 54.6 5/ 4 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 7 4 0
6/ 6 JUST DESSERTS (569) 136 128 6 51.5 6/ 1 JUST DESSERTS (569) 7 4 0
7- 7 BOOK OF THOMAS (652) 43 42 5 50.6 7/ 3 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 7 6 1
8/ 8 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 191 191 8 50.0 8/ 8 CARTOON NETWORK (667) 5 10 0
9/ 9 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 421 442 60 48.8 9- 9 CHAMAELEON (669) 4 2 0
10/10 AVENGERS (146) 509 551 40 48.0 10/10 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 2 10 0
11/11 CARTOON NETWORK (667) 31 39 2 44.3 11-11 BOOK OF THOMAS (652) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
BASHING BASHERS!!!!
Is It Purely Discrimination?
Are Bashers misunderstood? Well, The Consortium Family certainly thinks so;
therefore, let's examine some facts and a few opinions. (Note: so does Hammer, so you
may wish to go back to Noblish Isle DM93 newsletter, turn 581 -"Another Look At
Bashers"-, and reread his comments.)
First, what, typically, is said about bashers? Sadly, I have heard these
statements all within the past month. "Don't make bashers." "Bashers are the worst
style." "Bashers are a no no, since they have a lousy weapon selection," "Anyone who
makes a basher ought to be shot!" "Bashers are worthless; they can't TC." "Bashers
don't win much." Enough of those discriminatory words, I say! Let's get to some facts.
Can bashers TC? Well, certainly; and they do. Bashers have TC'd 26 times. (Yes,
26 and not zero as some imply.)
Once in the 1980's.
Fourteen times in the 1990's.
Four times in the 2000's.
Six times in the 2010's.
Once already in the 2020's.
Only two bashers (Piledriver and Baffle) have TC'd twice, hence twenty-four
different bashers have TC'd. Six of those TC's were as immortal warriors (One in
Primus) and twenty were as mortals in classes Rookie through Champions.
The Consortium knows first-hand that bashers can TC, as:
Daniel Webster -- October 1998 Mailer
Skulk -- October 2003 Mailer
Bismuth Bender -- July 2011 Face-To-Face (Milwaukee)
have all done it. The Consortium is believed to be the first and only three-time
basher TCer. What did those three particular Consortium warriors have in common? None
were significantly blessed; all were godlingish designs; all had 17 Will (WT/WL =
21/17, 17/17, 21/17); and all were run by The Consortium Conglomerate.
Well, then, sure, those three TCs were sort-of godlings, but "normal" bashers
cannot win, can they?. Do they? Listen to this! The Consortium is running 22 non-
sandbagger bashers in current arenas and their overall arena record is 121-57-8, w/l =
.680. (They also have an overall tournament record of 46-33-1 = .582, with 3
TVs.)Let's randomly select half of those and examine the facts. (note: data as of June
1, 2021.)
The roll of the die selected the following 11, which had a total arena record of
56-23-6 = .709. These are the designs:
13-5-15-15-15-14-7
21-6-14-5-9-12-7
17-8-11-15-9-9-11
13-10-14-15-17-4-11
13-8-12-7-21-16-7
12-10-11-15-17-12-7
13-4-11-21-15-9-11
15-5-13-11-21-12-7
15-4-9-15-21-9-11
18-4-9-17-17-12-7
14-4-11-13-21-8-13
What do these arena warriors have in common? All have high ST. (12+) Most have
high WL. (although 9 works.) None are small. (all 9+ SZ.) Most have low CN. (ranging
from 4 to 10.)(The "average" of these warriors would make an approximate 14-6-12-15-
17-11-9 fighter.) So, bashers CAN fight and bashers CAN win!
A lot is said about "lousy basher weapon selection". And, in a way, that might be
so. One reason for that feeling may be that bashers are not suited for the scimitar
(SC), the weapon many (or most) consider the best weapon in the game. After all,
bashers don't slice and dice, they whack! And bashers are suited for the two weapons
most feel are the worst in the game -- the war flail (WF), commonly called the
"whiffle", and the morning star (MS).
Here are the basher weapons: GA, GS, HL, MA, ML, MS, QS, WF, WH, and the 3
shields. Some are hard to "qualify" for, as they require 15+ ST. (GS, HL, ML) But when
they hit, they hit hard! That strength need can be a disadvantage for many designs,
taking away points more desirable elsewhere in design. Two, as mentioned above, are
considered the worst in the game. (WF, MS) That leaves few to choose from, and all but
one "require" 13 ST to use suitably. But, The Consortium is a big user of the
quarterstaff (QS), war hammer (WH), and great axe (GA), and not at all adverse to the
mace (MA). He has also been known to often use, and win with, those three regularly on
styles other than bashers:
QS on strikers (ST)
WH on strikers (ST), total parries (TP) and pikers. (PS)
GA on wall-of-steels (WS)and slashers (SL)
So, maybe those weapons are not quite so bad as some managers think. Which brings
us back to the title of this spotlight "Bashing Bashers". Bashers do get bashed and
discriminated against. And perhaps, as was outlined above, that is one large pile of
bashed cow patties. Enjoy bashers -- they get it done.
-- Rose Of Sharon a Consortium affiliated Manager (June 2021)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I came to Assur as 10-4-12-5-11-17-11.
Assur trained me up to 11-4-12-11-17-18-11 BA
Naturally gifted in attack and initiative with normal endurance and good damage, Assur
gave me an audition in Rookies. It went fairly well. I went 5-3 and learned 3
decise, 2 attack, 2 defense, and 1 riposte.
Assur didn't like what I was learning, but the natural bonuses gave me a shot in the
arena as well. Turn after turn, Assur questioned whether to let me go or keep
fighting me.
But the wins kept coming.
6-1...12-6... 14-8... Then a dry spell to 14-11. At this point, Assur still didn't
know if I learned riposte or defense (and wasn't happy about either option -- it ended
up being riposte). But he was committed to my basic career, so...
The matchups, a bit of luck, and just plain good fighting on my part and I ended my
career on a 6-0 run, so I graduate 20-11.
After the commission evaluated me, they said I was naturally suited to a Moderate
Offensive Effort and a Low Activity Level using a Mace. Mace?!?!? I only have 12
strength after training it once!!! Why would I pick up a mace?!?
My learns before my final fight in the Dark Arena are: 6/6/7/2/4/9. I am +2 in
initiative and either +3 or +4 in attack. A single train each in strength and
constitution.
Apparently that is enough to take the arena by storm and leave devastation in my
wake...
-- Hurricane
SPY REPORT
For many reasons, you can't have fantastic lists of dead warriors every turn.
Fortunately, this turn did have some killing. WICKEDNESS challenged and killed NO
INTERNET. Both were 0-1 going into the fight, so not a lot of drama there. And we
all know that trying to get rid of wickedness and the internet is just not going to
happen. So WICKEDNESS survives and the internet is back.
HURRICANE sends in a big huge column bragging about his greatness and loses to a
lowly HIGH ELF on his graduation fight. Meanwhile, looks like the Consortium finally
realized what a mess Lady Smith is and removed her from duties. She'll probably make
claims that she is above managerial duties next turn. Lady Smith - absolutely no
drugs! I'm against that. And I plead the fifth regarding any rumors or reports that
your warriors were seen with me entering/exiting into any establishment together late
at night or early in the morning before fight day.
SNARKEY LIME PIE challenged top challenger champion WINTER and after an exciting
10 minutes of fighting, came out on top of both the fight and the arena and is our
duelmaster this turn.
Going with the computerized report this turn: HATRED most challenged, AVENGERS
avoided by ASSASSIN NATION.
AFTER MIDNIGHT, AVENGERS, and ASSASSIN NATION all won three fights, but only the
first two got an award from their efforts. JUST DESSERTS picked up the most awards,
at three (all individual).
Finally, only 9 styles showed up from the 39 warriors from 8 teams. 23 of those
warriors issued avoids. Four of them fought in the Dark Arena. 8 of the other 18
fights were challenges. WICKED's challenge was the only challenge going down in the
ranks. You'd think this arena was Andorian, by the way people don't DC!!!
-- Belinda, rushed and busy (too often)
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726 14 7 0 107 JUST DESSERTS (569)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANAIS 6948 8 4 0 106 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
-FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036 5 0 0 105 JUST DESSERTS (569)
-MAJOR DISASTER 6791 13 5 1 100 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-SILVER GLASS 6748 11 2 0 100 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
HERMIONE GRANGER 7066 10 4 2 96 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
WINTER 6953 18 13 1 95 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
SALT WATER 7012 12 6 0 94 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
THE JEFF 7056 7 2 1 94 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARRY POTTER 7067 12 2 1 90 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
SGT. ROCK 6775 18 11 0 87 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
WITCHING HOUR 6933 18 6 0 77 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
HARPOON 7014 12 2 0 77 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
TANKEN 6987 12 17 2 76 AVENGERS (146)
RICHARD 6950 6 9 1 72 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GREGORY GOYLE 7064 10 4 0 65 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
DODGE'EM DUDE 7019 10 6 1 63 AVENGERS (146)
BAD BURRITO 7032 5 7 0 58 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
EMERGENCY ROOM 6976 8 4 0 57 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RESENTMENT 7038 8 5 0 53 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
VINCENT CRABBE 7061 7 7 0 49 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NASTOLGIA 6922 5 7 1 48 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
COCKFIGHT 6967 4 12 0 48 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
-ETA CHAMAELEONTIS 7015 4 0 0 48 CHAMAELEON (669)
-ARCTIC NIGHT 6773 6 1 1 44 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
HATRED 7068 3 3 0 42 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
SNICKERPOODLE 7071 4 3 0 38 JUST DESSERTS (569)
DISDAIN 7083 5 1 0 37 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
ROCKY 7053 3 3 0 37 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLD WIND 7043 3 3 0 33 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-BRASS KNUCKLES 7058 4 2 0 32 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-LAVA CAKE GOLEM 7039 5 1 0 27 JUST DESSERTS (569)
-FAIRY TAIL 7018 4 1 0 26 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
MAJOR TOM 7086 2 1 0 24 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHAFFY TAFFY 7048 7 2 0 23 JUST DESSERTS (569)
-MAJOR SNAFU 7059 2 0 0 23 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
OLIVER WOOD 7062 3 3 1 21 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
CAPT. AMERICA 7093 2 1 0 21 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
BASARA KUBIKIRI 7104 2 0 0 19 AVENGERS (146)
WICKEDNESS 7096 1 1 1 15 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
BISHAMON 7069 2 3 0 14 AVENGERS (146)
-MU CHAMAELEONTIS 7092 1 0 0 10 CHAMAELEON (669)
-IOTA CHAMAELEONTIS 7097 1 0 0 10 CHAMAELEON (669)
CROW BAR 7057 1 5 1 9 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
RED PEPPER 7070 1 4 0 7 AVENGERS (146)
NUMBUH 2 7103 0 2 0 2 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LAST CALL 7107 0 1 0 AFTER MIDNIGHT 662 WURM KIN 461 NONE
CONTEMPT 6541 15 12 1 ASSASSIN NATION 515 WINTER 6953 460
BASORN KUBIKIRI 6965 16 14 0 AVENGERS 146 THE JEFF 7056 458
HURRICANE 6957 20 12 1 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 HIGH ELF 461 NONE
BLOOD METAL 6912 7 3 2 BOOK OF THOMAS 652 HERMIONE GRANGER 7066 460
NO INTERNET 7102 0 2 0 CARTOON NETWORK 667 WICKEDNESS 7096 461
CHAIN SAW 7073 1 2 0 USEFUL WEAPONS 636 OLIVER WOOD 7062 459
DIPSTICK 7109 0 1 0 USEFUL WEAPONS 636 BLACK ORC 461 NONE
LASSO 6865 22 21 0 USEFUL WEAPONS 636 PREACHER 461 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Congratulations to After Midnight for a fine, fine Duelmaster Column. -- The
Consortium
Belinda, you, you bi..., witch! I know it was you. You have bought affections with The
Commission and tampered with my warriors actions, probably drugging them, leading to
false results and losses. You are SCUM! -- Lady Smith
Disdain, I think I hate you for that! I just know I am better than you. -- Crow Bar,
Useful Weapon
What did I do ......... -- Broken Arrow
Emergency Room, your day will come. Yes it will. And you shall some day find yourself
in the emergency room. For sure. -- Brass Knuckles, Useful Weapon
Announcement Arena 31
cc: All involved parties
Effective immediately, Lady Smith has been discharged of her partial duties managing
Useful Weapons. Smithy, shall hence take full responsibility of said team. Smithy has
been advised that in order to continue in a management role, he must (a) sever his
relationship with Lady Smith and (b) immediately take remedial lessons in the common
language. -- The Consortium Board Of Directors
P.S. The Consortium apologizes to its stockholders for the recent 3-8 Three-Turn
record of Useful Weapons.
P.P.S The Consortium graciously accepts Agent R's recommendations for Useful Weapon
names.
P.P.P.S. The Consortium does not in any way consider these actions to be a support for
the Bimbo Belinda.
Uh, well, Health, Humility, Honor. -- Smithy
Pi Chameleontis -- I'm sorry, my blade was forged to butcher someone else. -- Fourth
Shot
Floyd's Brookie -- I curse you! The day you enter your next Tourney is the day you
diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee!!! -- Fourth Shot
Brass Knuckles -- Hey! You're not allowed in here. Security!!! -- Emergency Room
Lady Smith -- Nice 0fer. -- Weirdo
Chanel Mistress -- Oh, I've got a few ideas... -- Weirdo
Dodge'em Dude -- You wouldn't kill Lil' Jerry!?! Would you? -- Cockfight
Nostalgia -- Those who defend seldom attack. -- Witching Hour
Ghab -- I have to admit if I'm going to get a kill, my TP killing an AB is pretty much
near the top of the list. Of course, my kill percentage speaks for itself. Winter,
per my normal MO, had 5KD attacking limbs. Condolences. Hope Contempt was as
mediocre as his record suggests. -- Assur
Assur -- Stop trying to force me to regain my apprentice glory days! Turn me loose and
let me fight according to my skills! I will wreak havoc on anyone who tries to stop
me from decaying everything around me. -- Salt Water
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HURRICANE was barely slain by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
LASSO was viciously butchered by PREACHER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DIPSTICK was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena match.
LAST CALL was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
SNARKEY LIME PIE savagely defeated WINTER in a 10 minute Challenge Title match.
HARPOON was savagely defeated by THE JEFF in a exciting 3 minute Challenge struggle.
DODGE'EM DUDE handily defeated HATRED in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CAPT. AMERICA was vanquished by COCKFIGHT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CHAFFY TAFFY was viciously subdued by DISDAIN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
MAJOR TOM overpowered RED PEPPER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WICKEDNESS easily killed NO INTERNET in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
BISHAMON savagely defeated CROW BAR in a 1 minute bloody Challenge competition.
HARRY POTTER was bested by ANAIS in a 1 minute battle.
TANKEN was demolished by SALT WATER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HERMIONE GRANGER handily defeated RICHARD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GREGORY GOYLE was outwaited by WITCHING HOUR in a unpopular 32 minute bout.
SGT. ROCK outwaited BAD BURRITO in a unpopular 17 minute bloody veteran's fray.
EMERGENCY ROOM devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RESENTMENT narrowly defeated ROCKY in a 2 minute bout.
VINCENT CRABBE luckily beat SNICKERPOODLE in a popular 6 minute bloody match.
OLIVER WOOD was bested by COLD WIND in a 2 minute contest.
NUMBUH 2 was overpowered by BASARA KUBIKIRI in a 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 18 - 1 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 24 - 2 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 30 - 26 - 2 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 16 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 18 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 33 - 38 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 6 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 40 - 3 34 |
Turn 461 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 7 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726 14 7 0 107 JUST DESSERTS (569)
AIMED BLOW ANAIS 6948 8 4 0 106 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
SLASHING ATTACK HERMIONE GRANGER 7066 10 4 2 96 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
TOTAL PARRY WINTER 6953 18 13 1 95 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
WALL OF STEEL SALT WATER 7012 12 6 0 94 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
STRIKING ATTACK HARRY POTTER 7067 12 2 1 90 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
LUNGING ATTACK DODGE'EM DUDE 7019 10 6 1 63 AVENGERS (146)
BASHING ATTACK SNICKERPOODLE 7071 4 3 0 38 JUST DESSERTS (569)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TANKEN 6987. The most popular warrior this turn was
SNICKERPOODLE 7071. The ten other most popular fighters were SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726,
THE JEFF 7056, DISDAIN 7083, WINTER 6953, HARPOON 7014, ROCKY 7053, BISHAMON 7069,
RESENTMENT 7038, COLD WIND 7043, and BASARA KUBIKIRI 7104.
The least popular fighter this week was GREGORY GOYLE 7064. The other ten least
popular fighters were WITCHING HOUR 6933, SGT. ROCK 6775, BAD BURRITO 7032, VINCENT
CRABBE 7061, RICHARD 6950, CROW BAR 7057, NO INTERNET 7102, RED PEPPER 7070, CAPT.
AMERICA 7093, and HATRED 7068.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
HURRICANE (31-6957) BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
RUDE RICK (18-10632) WEIRD STUDENTS (723)
KNITTED AFGHAN (73-4123) WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
INNEY AUDI (82-5509) FARFIGNEWTONS (673)
GEORGE W BUSH LEAGUE (82-10150) SAFE ON AN ERROR (1500)
YUTICU (82-35822) WOTB A30 (5910)
VAMPIRIC MAIL (84-9355) SUPE FORCES 7902 (1693)
PROVE PLANKING (85-12093) JAN 16 T (2205)
PONDER (85-24880) VERBS II (4573)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes