DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/23/2021 Duedate: 09/18/2021
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM-31 TURN-463
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLOYD'S BROOKIE
JUST DESSERTS (569)
(31-7036) [7-0-0,128]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLOYD'S BROOKIE POSITION IS EMPTY
JUST DESSERTS (569)
(31-7036) [7-0-0,128]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MAJOR DISASTER MAJOR DISASTER
MILITARY MAYHEM (89) MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
(31-6791) [14-6-1,88] (31-6791) [14-6-1,88]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 45
2. BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 34 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
3. JUST DESSERTS (569) 32 Unchartered Team
4. HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672) 25
5. AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) 20 DEVIL'S GUARD (420)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672) 48 31 5 60.8 1/ 2 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 9 4 0
2/ 2 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 243 161 9 60.1 2/ 3 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 9 5 0
3/ 4 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) 114 92 5 55.3 3/ 1 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) 8 7 0
4/ 5 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 398 328 26 54.8 4/ 5 CARTOON NETWORK (667) 8 7 0
5/ 6 JUST DESSERTS (569) 141 132 6 51.6 5/ 6 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 6 3 1
6/ 8 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 198 193 8 50.6 6/ 8 JUST DESSERTS (569) 6 6 0
7/ 9 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 424 444 60 48.8 7/ 4 AVENGERS (146) 6 9 0
8/10 AVENGERS (146) 512 558 40 47.9 8/10 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 5 6 0
9/11 CARTOON NETWORK (667) 37 43 2 46.3 9/ 7 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672) 5 9 0
10-12*THE HUNTSMEN (600) 11 13 1 45.8 10/12 THE OTHER ONES (404) 1 7 1
11/13 THE OTHER ONES (404) 79 106 6 42.7 11-13*THE HUNTSMEN (600) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Just a quiet summer day in Chimlevtal. Smithy showed he is every bit capable,
managing the weapons to a nice 3-0 record. FLOYD'S BOOKIE increased his undefeated
start to 7-0, taking the throne in the process in a rematch that didn't live up to its
billing. FLOYD'S BOOKIE vanquished SALT WATER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge
Title brawl. This event does beg the question, though. Will FLOYD'S BOOKIE go
undefeated to graduation? That is still a long ways off, but perfect is still perfect
and being perfect to reach the top of the arena is no small feat. Most warriors don't
even reach the champions class undefeated (let alone the adepts class).
There was a kill, but it is very hard to get excited by a WEASLEY getting killed
in its first fight. CHARYBDIS did the deed in its first fight.
There were a couple of decent down challenges (both by AFTER MIDNIGHT), but not
the vicious kind that make for good news. People know to avoid AFTER MIDNIGHT, too.
Easily the most avoided team (9 avoids (out of 51 total) to AFTER MIDNIGHT). The next
closest teams had 6 (CARTOON NETWORK and THE HUNTSMEN). It is easier to say who
didn't avoid AFTER MIDNIGHT than who did. USEFUL WEAPONS, JUST DESSERTS, and CARTOON
NETWORK did not send avoids. Apparently SMITHY prepared his warrior for the
downchallenge rather than avoid it. EL CHUPACABRAS was overpowered by DUMBBELL in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge duel.
Even the Dark Arena was quiet (though the one fight that did happen there was
mildly entertaining - if you've never seen a Stone Golem trying to catch a seagull,
you missed out).
The stats: (1 DA, 13 challenges, and 10 matchups). 42 warriors from 10 teams.
All ten styles represented. WINTER was the most challenged warrior according to what
I got, yet WINTER matches against a VETERAN MERCENARY? Never trust the computer spy
report! That is my motto.
-- Belinda, with a most boring byline this week
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036 7 0 0 128 JUST DESSERTS (569)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WINTER 6953 20 13 1 116 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
HERMIONE GRANGER 7066 11 5 2 106 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
HARPOON 7014 14 2 0 105 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
SGT. ROCK 6775 20 11 0 99 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
WITCHING HOUR 6933 19 7 0 98 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726 14 9 0 93 JUST DESSERTS (569)
RICHARD 6950 8 9 1 93 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
SALT WATER 7012 13 7 0 92 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAJOR DISASTER 6791 14 6 1 88 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
TANKEN 6987 13 18 2 85 AVENGERS (146)
ANAIS 6948 8 6 0 85 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
THE JEFF 7056 8 3 1 83 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
TANTRUM 5083 9 6 2 70 THE OTHER ONES (404)
BAD BURRITO 7032 7 7 0 70 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROCKY 7053 5 3 0 64 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
RESENTMENT 7038 10 5 0 63 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
GREGORY GOYLE 7064 11 5 0 59 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
COLD WIND 7043 5 3 0 59 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DODGE'EM DUDE 7019 10 8 1 53 AVENGERS (146)
EMERGENCY ROOM 6976 8 6 0 52 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
COCKFIGHT 6967 5 13 0 48 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
LAVA CAKE GOLEM 7039 7 1 0 42 JUST DESSERTS (569)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BRASS KNUCKLES 7058 5 2 0 40 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
VINCENT CRABBE 7061 7 9 0 38 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
DISDAIN 7083 6 2 0 38 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-HATRED 7068 3 4 0 36 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
CAPT. AMERICA 7093 4 1 0 35 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OLIVER WOOD 7062 4 4 1 32 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
MAJOR TOM 7086 3 2 0 32 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-CHAFFY TAFFY 7048 7 3 0 24 JUST DESSERTS (569)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAVEN 7115 2 0 0 22 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
MAJOR SNAFU 7059 3 1 0 20 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
DUMBBELL 7112 1 1 0 20 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-LONG STRIDER 5831 4 1 0 19 THE HUNTSMEN (600)
CROW BAR 7057 2 6 1 19 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-SHARP EYES 5834 3 2 0 15 THE HUNTSMEN (600)
-WICKEDNESS 7096 1 1 1 15 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
RED PEPPER 7070 1 6 0 14 AVENGERS (146)
BISHAMON 7069 3 4 0 13 AVENGERS (146)
-HEAD HUNTER 5832 2 3 0 11 THE HUNTSMEN (600)
BASARA KUBIKIRI 7104 3 1 0 10 AVENGERS (146)
EL CHUPACABRAS 7111 1 1 0 10 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
-FOOTPRINTS 5833 0 5 0 10 THE HUNTSMEN (600)
U BETTA PALETA! 7120 1 0 0 8 JUST DESSERTS (569)
CHARYBDIS 7119 1 0 1 6 THE OTHER ONES (404)
-DISOBEDIENT 7060 1 3 0 6 THE OTHER ONES (404)
NUMBUH 2 7103 1 3 0 6 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
INDIGNATION 7118 0 1 0 1 THE OTHER ONES (404)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CONTEMPT 6541 15 12 1 ASSASSIN NATION 515 WINTER 6953 460
SEAGULLS 7114 0 1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 STONE GOLEM 463 NONE
BLOOD METAL 6912 7 3 2 BOOK OF THOMAS 652 HERMIONE GRANGER 7066 460
NO INTERNET 7102 0 2 0 CARTOON NETWORK 667 WICKEDNESS 7096 461
FRED WEASLEY 7116 0 1 0 HOGWART'S STUDEN 672 CHARYBDIS 7119 463
CHAIN SAW 7073 1 2 0 USEFUL WEAPONS 636 OLIVER WOOD 7062 459 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
The manager and warriors of Useful Weapons protest the ascension of Salt Water to
Duelmaster in The Big Chimmy. What has Chimlevtal come to? -- The Useful Weapon Clan
Sharp Eyes, you were easy. -- Brass Knuckles, Useful Weapon
Tanken of Avengers, you have always been one of my favorites. -- Harpoon, Useful
Weapons
Numbah 2, you pile of donkey dung, that hurt! -- Crow Bar, Useful Weapon (heading to
the Smithy to get bent back in shape)
Basara K, you are worse that a medicine ball and a row of recumbent bicycles! --
Dumbbell, Useful Weapons
May the spirit of The Big Chimmy incite you all. -- Smithy, Useful Weapons
Notice: A lawsuit has been filed for discrimination and sexual harassment against the
Chimlevtal Arena Board Of Directors, one spymaster alias Belinda, and the Consortium
Elders by one Lady Smith via Vlad Law Firm, LLC. More to follow.
Hatred -- All that hate is giving you a weak stomach. -- Bad Burrito
Sgt. Rock -- NO FAIR!!! All that poking and prodding at my itsy bits? IT'S NOT
ALLOWED!!! This is supposed ta be a staring contest... *grumbles* -- Witching Hour,
still huffing and puffing
Hogwart's Students -- In the Alastarian Universe, Harry Potter is dead. What happens
now? -- After Midnight
Capt. Amerika -- You, however, you I only need to hit once, ha ha ha... -- Cockfight
Gregory Goyle -- You cannot afford my services. Next time, I'm sending you to County.
-- Emergency Room
Resentment -- If only I could hit you more than once... Until we cross blades again,
I salute you! -- Cockfight
Belinda -- Speaking of big and fat, say hello to your mother. -- After Midnight
Disobedient -- Hey! You're from that guild that kills all? Help me and my brethren
kill those pie-eating sloths from the Just Desserts stable and I won't eat your dog.
-- El Chupacabras
Rocky -- Did you have that war hammer of yours made out of rocks? -- Vincent Crabbe
Winter -- Someone did tell me I could fight. -- Hermione Granger
Capt. America -- I'd probably have been demolished if you actually had superpowers. --
Oliver Wood
Emergency Room -- I'm going to consider that leap a kneel. -- Gregory Goyle
All -- I'm in a bad mood because someone made me lose my best character. -- Agent R,
mgr of Hogwarts Students
Witching Hour -- Looks like you have to try and last longer than an hour. -- Sgt. Rock
Oliver Wood -- This is no quidditch game, lad. -- Capt America
Disdain -- Glad I don't get dissed like that by ground control. -- Major Tom
Tantrum -- Are you sure you weren't supposed to join your teammates for the night
fights? -- Major Disaster
Chaffy Taffy -- I've got something stuck in my teeth -- Major Snafu
Smithy -- I'm looking to improve my War Flail and Morning Star could you help? --
Channel Master
All -- A disappointing performance in the tourney. Hopefully when our guild
participates in October the results will be better. -- Channel Master
Red Pepper -- I hope you got the skills you were looking for. -- The Jeff
Dodge 'Em Dude -- You did a great job dodging until I hit you. -- Richard
Floyd's Brookie -- You fought well. I hope to win in our next encounter -- Anais
Crow Bar -- Thanks for the win. -- Numbuh 2
P.S. You might want to get better.
Salt Water -- Good fight. I wonder if I would've fared better had Silver glass
fought?? -- Snarkey
Salt Water -- TV challenge time!! You can feel sorry for me due to my tourney
performance, and succumb to my greater skill at the same time allowing me to take my
destined position. Thank you. -- Floyd's Brookie
Chimlevtal -- We hope to be around for the forseeable future. Noble seems to be
interested in keeping the guild at pretty much full capacity -- so we are stoked about
that. Our newest member, U Betta Paleta will be sure to titillate your palate with
her many techniques!
Major Snafu -- I got sent to the penalty box for losing to you. How humiliating. --
Chaffy Taffy
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SEAGULLS was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SGT. ROCK outwaited SNARKEY LIME PIE in a 15 minute expert's Challenge battle.
FLOYD'S BROOKIE vanquished SALT WATER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
HARPOON overpowered ANAIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TANKEN devastated GREGORY GOYLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HERMIONE GRANGER overpowered THE JEFF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DISDAIN was overpowered by ROCKY in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge melee.
DODGE'EM DUDE lost to BAD BURRITO in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
COCKFIGHT viciously subdued VINCENT CRABBE in a slow 8 minute gory Challenge duel.
MAJOR SNAFU was overpowered by LAVA CAKE GOLEM in a 7 minute Challenge melee.
MAJOR TOM demolished BISHAMON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
OLIVER WOOD handily defeated BASARA KUBIKIRI in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
RED PEPPER was overpowered by CAPT. AMERICA in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
EL CHUPACABRAS was overpowered by DUMBBELL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WINTER handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
MAJOR DISASTER was unbelievably bested by WITCHING HOUR in a 6 minute veteran's fight.
RICHARD overpowered TANTRUM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RESENTMENT handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
EMERGENCY ROOM was overpowered by COLD WIND in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CROW BAR savagely defeated NUMBUH 2 in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
RAVEN handily defeated INDIGNATION in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
FRED WEASLEY was narrowly killed by CHARYBDIS in a 3 minute brutal beginner's fight.
U BETTA PALETA! defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 16 - 2 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 30 - 22 - 2 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 5 - 1 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 16 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 28 - 30 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 35 - 38 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 25 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 38 - 2 38 |
Turn 463 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036 7 0 0 128 JUST DESSERTS (569)
TOTAL PARRY WINTER 6953 20 13 1 116 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
SLASHING ATTACK HERMIONE GRANGER 7066 11 5 2 106 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
STRIKING ATTACK HARPOON 7014 14 2 0 105 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726 14 9 0 93 JUST DESSERTS (569)
WALL OF STEEL SALT WATER 7012 13 7 0 92 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
AIMED BLOW ANAIS 6948 8 6 0 85 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
LUNGING ATTACK TANTRUM 5083 9 6 2 70 THE OTHER ONES (404)
PARRY-STRIKE ROCKY 7053 5 3 0 64 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MAJOR DISASTER 6791. The most popular warrior this
turn was MAJOR DISASTER 6791. The ten other most popular fighters were SNARKEY LIME
PIE 6726, CROW BAR 7057, FRED WEASLEY 7116, FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036, BAD BURRITO 7032,
WINTER 6953, WITCHING HOUR 6933, SEAGULLS 7114, TANKEN 6987, and HERMIONE GRANGER
7066.
The least popular fighter this week was VINCENT CRABBE 7061. The other ten least
popular fighters were SGT. ROCK 6775, MAJOR SNAFU 7059, EMERGENCY ROOM 6976, TANTRUM
5083, RED PEPPER 7070, BISHAMON 7069, COCKFIGHT 6967, DODGE'EM DUDE 7019, DISDAIN
7083, and THE JEFF 7056.