DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/23/2021    Duedate: 09/18/2021

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM-31    TURN-463

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLOYD'S BROOKIE
JUST DESSERTS (569)
(31-7036) [7-0-0,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLOYD'S BROOKIE                POSITION IS EMPTY
JUST DESSERTS (569)            
(31-7036) [7-0-0,128]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MAJOR DISASTER                 MAJOR DISASTER
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)           MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
(31-6791) [14-6-1,88]          (31-6791) [14-6-1,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MILITARY MAYHEM (89)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. USEFUL WEAPONS (636)        45
2. BASH BROS OCEAN (627)       34      HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
3. JUST DESSERTS (569)         32      Unchartered Team
4. HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)    25
5. AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)        20      DEVIL'S GUARD (420)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)  48  31  5 60.8   1/ 2 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      9  4 0
 2/ 2 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)     243 161  9 60.1   2/ 3 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)     9  5 0
 3/ 4 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)     114  92  5 55.3   3/ 1 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)      8  7 0
 4/ 5 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)     398 328 26 54.8   4/ 5 CARTOON NETWORK (667)     8  7 0
 5/ 6 JUST DESSERTS (569)      141 132  6 51.6   5/ 6 ASSASSIN NATION (515)     6  3 1
 6/ 8 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)    198 193  8 50.6   6/ 8 JUST DESSERTS (569)       6  6 0
 7/ 9 ASSASSIN NATION (515)    424 444 60 48.8   7/ 4 AVENGERS (146)            6  9 0
 8/10 AVENGERS (146)           512 558 40 47.9   8/10 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)      5  6 0
 9/11 CARTOON NETWORK (667)     37  43  2 46.3   9/ 7 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)  5  9 0
10-12*THE HUNTSMEN (600)        11  13  1 45.8  10/12 THE OTHER ONES (404)      1  7 1
11/13 THE OTHER ONES (404)      79 106  6 42.7  11-13*THE HUNTSMEN (600)        0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

    Just a quiet summer day in Chimlevtal.  Smithy showed he is every bit capable, 
managing the weapons to a nice 3-0 record.  FLOYD'S BOOKIE increased his undefeated 
start to 7-0, taking the throne in the process in a rematch that didn't live up to its 
billing.  FLOYD'S BOOKIE vanquished SALT WATER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge 
Title brawl. This event does beg the question, though.  Will FLOYD'S BOOKIE go 
undefeated to graduation?  That is still a long ways off, but perfect is still perfect 
and being perfect to reach the top of the arena is no small feat.  Most warriors don't 
even reach the champions class undefeated (let alone the adepts class).
    There was a kill, but it is very hard to get excited by a WEASLEY getting killed 
in its first fight.  CHARYBDIS did the deed in its first fight.
    There were a couple of decent down challenges (both by AFTER MIDNIGHT), but not 
the vicious kind that make for good news.  People know to avoid AFTER MIDNIGHT, too.  
Easily the most avoided team (9 avoids (out of 51 total) to AFTER MIDNIGHT).  The next 
closest teams had 6 (CARTOON NETWORK and THE HUNTSMEN).  It is easier to say who 
didn't avoid AFTER MIDNIGHT than who did.  USEFUL WEAPONS, JUST DESSERTS, and CARTOON 
NETWORK did not send avoids.  Apparently SMITHY prepared his warrior for the 
downchallenge rather than avoid it.  EL CHUPACABRAS was overpowered by DUMBBELL in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge duel.
    Even the Dark Arena was quiet (though the one fight that did happen there was 
mildly entertaining - if you've never seen a Stone Golem trying to catch a seagull, 
you missed out).
    The stats: (1 DA, 13 challenges, and 10 matchups).  42 warriors from 10 teams.  
All ten styles represented.  WINTER was the most challenged warrior according to what 
I got, yet WINTER matches against a VETERAN MERCENARY?  Never trust the computer spy 
report!  That is my motto.

                                       -- Belinda, with a most boring byline this week

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036          7   0  0   128       JUST DESSERTS (569)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WINTER 6953                  20  13  1   116       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
 HERMIONE GRANGER 7066        11   5  2   106       HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
 HARPOON 7014                 14   2  0   105       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 SGT. ROCK 6775               20  11  0    99       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 WITCHING HOUR 6933           19   7  0    98       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
 SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726        14   9  0    93       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 RICHARD 6950                  8   9  1    93       CARTOON NETWORK (667)
 SALT WATER 7012              13   7  0    92       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAJOR DISASTER 6791          14   6  1    88       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 TANKEN 6987                  13  18  2    85       AVENGERS (146)
 ANAIS 6948                    8   6  0    85       CARTOON NETWORK (667)
 THE JEFF 7056                 8   3  1    83       CARTOON NETWORK (667)
 TANTRUM 5083                  9   6  2    70       THE OTHER ONES (404)
 BAD BURRITO 7032              7   7  0    70       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCKY 7053                    5   3  0    64       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
 RESENTMENT 7038              10   5  0    63       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
 GREGORY GOYLE 7064           11   5  0    59       HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
 COLD WIND 7043                5   3  0    59       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DODGE'EM DUDE 7019           10   8  1    53       AVENGERS (146)
 EMERGENCY ROOM 6976           8   6  0    52       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
 COCKFIGHT 6967                5  13  0    48       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
 LAVA CAKE GOLEM 7039          7   1  0    42       JUST DESSERTS (569)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRASS KNUCKLES 7058           5   2  0    40       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 VINCENT CRABBE 7061           7   9  0    38       HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
 DISDAIN 7083                  6   2  0    38       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-HATRED 7068                   3   4  0    36       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
 CAPT. AMERICA 7093            4   1  0    35       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLIVER WOOD 7062              4   4  1    32       HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
 MAJOR TOM 7086                3   2  0    32       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-CHAFFY TAFFY 7048             7   3  0    24       JUST DESSERTS (569)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAVEN 7115                    2   0  0    22       CARTOON NETWORK (667)
 MAJOR SNAFU 7059              3   1  0    20       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 DUMBBELL 7112                 1   1  0    20       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-LONG STRIDER 5831             4   1  0    19       THE HUNTSMEN (600)
 CROW BAR 7057                 2   6  1    19       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-SHARP EYES 5834               3   2  0    15       THE HUNTSMEN (600)
-WICKEDNESS 7096               1   1  1    15       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
 RED PEPPER 7070               1   6  0    14       AVENGERS (146)
 BISHAMON 7069                 3   4  0    13       AVENGERS (146)
-HEAD HUNTER 5832              2   3  0    11       THE HUNTSMEN (600)
 BASARA KUBIKIRI 7104          3   1  0    10       AVENGERS (146)
 EL CHUPACABRAS 7111           1   1  0    10       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
-FOOTPRINTS 5833               0   5  0    10       THE HUNTSMEN (600)
 U BETTA PALETA! 7120          1   0  0     8       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 CHARYBDIS 7119                1   0  1     6       THE OTHER ONES (404)
-DISOBEDIENT 7060              1   3  0     6       THE OTHER ONES (404)
 NUMBUH 2 7103                 1   3  0     6       CARTOON NETWORK (667)
 INDIGNATION 7118              0   1  0     1       THE OTHER ONES (404)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONTEMPT 6541          15 12 1 ASSASSIN NATION 515  WINTER 6953           460   
SEAGULLS 7114           0  1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627  STONE GOLEM           463  NONE
BLOOD METAL 6912        7  3 2 BOOK OF THOMAS 652   HERMIONE GRANGER 7066 460   
NO INTERNET 7102        0  2 0 CARTOON NETWORK 667  WICKEDNESS 7096       461   
FRED WEASLEY 7116       0  1 0 HOGWART'S STUDEN 672 CHARYBDIS 7119        463   
CHAIN SAW 7073          1  2 0 USEFUL WEAPONS 636   OLIVER WOOD 7062      459  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The manager and warriors of Useful Weapons protest the ascension of Salt Water to 
Duelmaster in The Big Chimmy. What has Chimlevtal come to? -- The Useful Weapon Clan

Sharp Eyes, you were easy. -- Brass Knuckles, Useful Weapon

Tanken of Avengers, you have always been one of my favorites. -- Harpoon, Useful 
Weapons

Numbah 2, you pile of donkey dung, that hurt! -- Crow Bar, Useful Weapon (heading to 
the Smithy to get bent back in shape)

Basara K, you are worse that a medicine ball and a row of recumbent bicycles! -- 
Dumbbell, Useful Weapons

May the spirit of The Big Chimmy incite you all. -- Smithy, Useful Weapons

Notice: A lawsuit has been filed for discrimination and sexual harassment against the 
Chimlevtal Arena Board Of Directors, one spymaster alias Belinda, and the Consortium 
Elders by one Lady Smith via Vlad Law Firm, LLC. More to follow.

Hatred -- All that hate is giving you a weak stomach. -- Bad Burrito 

Sgt. Rock -- NO FAIR!!!  All that poking and prodding at my itsy bits?  IT'S NOT 
ALLOWED!!!  This is supposed ta be a staring contest...  *grumbles* -- Witching Hour, 
still huffing and puffing

Hogwart's Students -- In the Alastarian Universe, Harry Potter is dead.  What happens 
now? -- After Midnight

Capt. Amerika -- You, however, you I only need to hit once, ha ha ha... -- Cockfight 

Gregory Goyle -- You cannot afford my services.  Next time, I'm sending you to County. 
-- Emergency Room

Resentment -- If only I could hit you more than once...  Until we cross blades again, 
I salute you! -- Cockfight

Belinda -- Speaking of big and fat, say hello to your mother. -- After Midnight 

Disobedient -- Hey!  You're from that guild that kills all?  Help me and my brethren 
kill those pie-eating sloths from the Just Desserts stable and I won't eat your dog. 
-- El Chupacabras

Rocky -- Did you have that war hammer of yours made out of rocks? -- Vincent Crabbe

Winter -- Someone did tell me I could fight. -- Hermione Granger

Capt. America -- I'd probably have been demolished if you actually had superpowers. -- 
Oliver Wood

Emergency Room -- I'm going to consider that leap a kneel. -- Gregory Goyle

All -- I'm in a bad mood because someone made me lose my best character. -- Agent R, 
mgr of Hogwarts Students 

Witching Hour -- Looks like you have to try and last longer than an hour. -- Sgt. Rock

Oliver Wood -- This is no quidditch game, lad. -- Capt America

Disdain -- Glad I don't get dissed like that by ground control. -- Major Tom

Tantrum -- Are you sure you weren't supposed to join your teammates for the night 
fights? -- Major Disaster

Chaffy Taffy -- I've got something stuck in my teeth -- Major Snafu

Smithy -- I'm looking to improve my War Flail and Morning Star could you help? -- 
Channel Master

All -- A disappointing performance in the tourney. Hopefully when our guild 
participates in October the results will be better. -- Channel Master

Red Pepper -- I hope you got the skills you were looking for. -- The Jeff

Dodge 'Em Dude -- You did a great job dodging until I hit you. -- Richard

Floyd's Brookie -- You fought well. I hope to win in our next encounter -- Anais

Crow Bar -- Thanks for the win. -- Numbuh 2
P.S. You might want to get better.

Salt Water -- Good fight.  I wonder if I would've fared better had Silver glass 
fought?? -- Snarkey

Salt Water -- TV challenge time!!  You can feel sorry for me due to my tourney 
performance, and succumb to my greater skill at the same time allowing me to take my 
destined position.  Thank you. -- Floyd's Brookie

Chimlevtal -- We hope to be around for the forseeable future.  Noble seems to be 
interested in keeping the guild at pretty much full capacity -- so we are stoked about 
that.  Our newest member, U Betta Paleta will be sure to titillate your palate with 
her many techniques!

Major Snafu -- I got sent to the penalty box for losing to you.  How humiliating. -- 
Chaffy Taffy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEAGULLS was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SGT. ROCK outwaited SNARKEY LIME PIE in a 15 minute expert's Challenge battle.
FLOYD'S BROOKIE vanquished SALT WATER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
HARPOON overpowered ANAIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TANKEN devastated GREGORY GOYLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HERMIONE GRANGER overpowered THE JEFF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DISDAIN was overpowered by ROCKY in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge melee.
DODGE'EM DUDE lost to BAD BURRITO in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
COCKFIGHT viciously subdued VINCENT CRABBE in a slow 8 minute gory Challenge duel.
MAJOR SNAFU was overpowered by LAVA CAKE GOLEM in a 7 minute Challenge melee.
MAJOR TOM demolished BISHAMON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
OLIVER WOOD handily defeated BASARA KUBIKIRI in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
RED PEPPER was overpowered by CAPT. AMERICA in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
EL CHUPACABRAS was overpowered by DUMBBELL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WINTER handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
MAJOR DISASTER was unbelievably bested by WITCHING HOUR in a 6 minute veteran's fight.
RICHARD overpowered TANTRUM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RESENTMENT handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
EMERGENCY ROOM was overpowered by COLD WIND in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CROW BAR savagely defeated NUMBUH 2 in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
RAVEN handily defeated INDIGNATION in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
FRED WEASLEY was narrowly killed by CHARYBDIS in a 3 minute brutal beginner's fight.
U BETTA PALETA! defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  16 -  2      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  22 -  2      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  16 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        28 -  30 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       35 -  38 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  25 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  38 -  2      38  |

Turn 463 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  4         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036        7   0  0  128 JUST DESSERTS (569)
TOTAL PARRY      WINTER 6953                20  13  1  116 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
SLASHING ATTACK  HERMIONE GRANGER 7066      11   5  2  106 HOGWART'S STUDENTS (672)
STRIKING ATTACK  HARPOON 7014               14   2  0  105 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726      14   9  0   93 JUST DESSERTS (569)
WALL OF STEEL    SALT WATER 7012            13   7  0   92 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
AIMED BLOW       ANAIS 6948                  8   6  0   85 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
LUNGING ATTACK   TANTRUM 5083                9   6  2   70 THE OTHER ONES (404)
PARRY-STRIKE     ROCKY 7053                  5   3  0   64 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAJOR DISASTER 6791.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MAJOR DISASTER 6791.  The ten other most popular fighters were SNARKEY LIME 
PIE 6726, CROW BAR 7057, FRED WEASLEY 7116, FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036, BAD BURRITO 7032, 
WINTER 6953, WITCHING HOUR 6933, SEAGULLS 7114, TANKEN 6987, and HERMIONE GRANGER 
7066.

The least popular fighter this week was VINCENT CRABBE 7061.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SGT. ROCK 6775, MAJOR SNAFU 7059, EMERGENCY ROOM 6976, TANTRUM 
5083, RED PEPPER 7070, BISHAMON 7069, COCKFIGHT 6967, DODGE'EM DUDE 7019, DISDAIN 
7083, and THE JEFF 7056.