DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/07/2022 Duedate: 03/05/2022
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM-31 TURN-469
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
COLD WIND
BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
(31-7043) [9-5-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLOYD'S BROOKIE BRECKENRIDGE
JUST DESSERTS (569) 2115 BOURBON ST (675)
(31-7036) [10-1-0,115] (31-7130) [2-1-0,21]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TANKEN DODGE'EM DUDE
AVENGERS (146) AVENGERS (146)
(31-6987) [15-22-3,81] (31-7019) [14-10-1,58]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 60
2. USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 41 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. SOLIS MILITES (511) 36 Unchartered Team
4. 2115 BOURBON ST (675) 19
5. JUST DESSERTS (569) 10 2115 BOURBON ST (675)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 256 166 9 60.7 1/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 8 2 0
2/ 2 SOLIS MILITES (511) 35 23 3 60.3 2/ 7 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 7 4 0
3- 3 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) 123 98 6 55.7 3/ 6 SOLIS MILITES (511) 7 8 1
4/ 4 JUST DESSERTS (569) 147 140 6 51.2 4/ 5 JUST DESSERTS (569) 5 6 0
5/ 5 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 211 204 10 50.8 5/ 3 AVENGERS (146) 5 10 1
6- 6 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 426 449 60 48.7 6/ 9*2115 BOURBON ST (675) 4 9 0
7/ 7 AVENGERS (146) 523 576 41 47.6 7/ 2 CARTOON NETWORK (667) 3 10 0
8/ 8 CARTOON NETWORK (667) 48 60 3 44.4 8/ 8 BIRDS (647) 2 3 0
9- 9 THE OTHER ONES (404) 84 106 7 44.2 9-10 THE OTHER ONES (404) 1 0 0
10/10 BIRDS (647) 18 27 0 40.0 10- 4 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) 1 0 0
11/11*2115 BOURBON ST (675) 4 9 0 30.8 11-11 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
A Richard is a fat bunny that sits around all day eating butter and pizza. It
accomplishes this task by eating at least one stick of butter a day and 5 microwave
pizzas. A Richard can also be used as a WEAPON. Certain Harpoons are made with the
same builds to show that all Richards are built the same no matter the type of target
being eaten: the Inuit for example have paintings of a fat bunny god in all of their
temples they would offer butter and other fatty things. Not to be confused with a
Garfield which sits around watching television and eating lasagna.
And, I am RICHARD, Duelmaster of Chimlevtal. So I beg you to beware. I have not
killed anyone yet. Yet, I say.
-- Richard, DMI
SPY REPORT
No kills or bloodefeuds this turn. No nasty down challenges. Where is the fun in
that!?! I guess I need to earn my money this turn! There were five dark arena
fights. Four of them went past minute 1. They still all lost, so maybe they were
just like a 1 minute loss. I certainly didn't stay up late to watch them, but perhaps
there was a chance.
My dreams of tourney dominance were crushed. With 12 total entries, (3 rookies, 1
initiate, 2 champions, 3 challengers, and 3 freshmen) it was as usual a fairly small
sample. None of the entries reached round 11. We did kill two warriors in rookies,
but not much else to report. Maybe next time!
Not surprisingly when an 11-11 basher sits on the throne, RICHARD was the most
challenged warrior this turn. COLD WIND was the one who got his challenge through and
RICHARD is now under .500 while COLD WIND is our new duelmaster. There are a lot of
challengers, so I expect next turn will also be hotly contested for the throne.
All ten styles were represented (though if you were a wall of steel, perhaps you
would have preferred the day off). USEFUL WEAPONS took the day, undefeated in 3
fights and winning two awards including the current top team, clearly the best award
there is.
AFTER MIDNIGHT most avoided? You bet! 8 avoids! CARTOON NETWORK issued half of
them.
That's it for this turn. Smithy, I don't date. One night stands only!
-- Belinda, clearly not being paid enough
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLD WIND 7043 9 5 0 111 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BAD BURRITO 7032 9 8 1 117 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036 10 1 0 115 JUST DESSERTS (569)
SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726 15 9 0 100 JUST DESSERTS (569)
HARPOON 7014 17 4 0 99 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
RICHARD 6950 11 12 1 91 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WITCHING HOUR 6933 20 9 0 84 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
THE JEFF 7056 11 6 1 84 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
TANKEN 6987 15 22 3 81 AVENGERS (146)
-TANTRUM 5083 9 6 2 70 THE OTHER ONES (404)
-RESENTMENT 7038 11 6 0 68 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRASS KNUCKLES 7058 9 4 0 66 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
ROCKY 7053 8 6 0 66 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-COCKFIGHT 6967 7 14 0 60 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
DODGE'EM DUDE 7019 14 10 1 58 AVENGERS (146)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAVEN 7115 5 3 0 48 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
LAVA CAKE GOLEM 7039 9 3 0 45 JUST DESSERTS (569)
WAND 7113 4 0 0 41 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
SOL DAEMON 4706 7 5 1 40 SOLIS MILITES (511)
TOUCAN 6638 7 4 0 39 BIRDS (647)
SOLAMANCER 4709 8 4 1 38 SOLIS MILITES (511)
-EL CHUPACABRAS 7111 5 1 0 35 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HATRED 7068 3 5 0 28 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
BISHAMON 7069 7 6 0 27 AVENGERS (146)
-DUMBBELL 7112 3 2 0 27 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-GOLDFINCH 6636 3 5 0 25 BIRDS (647)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUN BELT 7150 2 0 1 21 SOLIS MILITES (511)
BRECKENRIDGE 7130 2 1 0 21 2115 BOURBON ST (675)
-CROW BAR 7057 2 6 1 19 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
SEAGULL 6637 3 7 0 18 BIRDS (647)
BASARA KUBIKIRI 7104 4 5 0 17 AVENGERS (146)
-INDIGNATION 7118 1 1 1 17 THE OTHER ONES (404)
-DISOBEDIENT 7060 2 3 0 16 THE OTHER ONES (404)
SUNKIST 7037 2 1 0 16 SOLIS MILITES (511)
-WICKEDNESS 7096 1 2 1 16 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-CHARYBDIS 7119 3 0 1 15 THE OTHER ONES (404)
-BLUEBIRD 6635 3 5 0 14 BIRDS (647)
ROTTING PIER 7143 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-BODILY HARM 7117 1 0 0 13 THE OTHER ONES (404)
-WREN 6639 2 6 0 12 BIRDS (647)
BEER BARREL 7146 1 1 0 12 2115 BOURBON ST (675)
SWIMMING 7154 1 0 0 11 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-VILENESS 7110 0 1 0 7 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
RHUBARB TART 7152 0 1 0 7 JUST DESSERTS (569)
MORTIMER 7141 0 3 0 3 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
HAOMARU 7142 0 3 0 3 AVENGERS (146)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 0 0 0 SUN BELT 7150 469 NONE
CONTRADICTION 7147 1 1 0 2115 BOURBON ST 675 BANDIT PRINCE 469 NONE
HOOCH 2 7155 0 1 0 2115 BOURBON ST 675 BLACK ORC 469 NONE
DISDAIN 7083 7 3 0 ASSASSIN NATION 515 TANKEN 6987 467
RIPTIDE 7153 0 1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 BANDIT PRINCE 469 NONE
ANAIS 6948 9 8 0 CARTOON NETWORK 667 BAD BURRITO 7032 466
CHAFFY TAFFY 7048 7 4 0 JUST DESSERTS 569 STONE GOLEM 469 NONE
SOL SCORCH 4710 7 5 0 SOLIS MILITES 511 ARENAMASTER LEVT 469 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Richard, that was really quite dirty of you. If only you had the sportsmanship of
Richard The Lion-Heart, but, no, you had the sneakiness of Little Richard. -- Harpoon,
Useful Weapon
Belinda, it is good to see you back. Now that I am free, how about a date? -- Smithy
Rocky, really? Aerobics? Get a life! -- Dumbbell, Useful Weapon
Sol Scorch, how nice of The Commission to give me you again! Yes! -- Brass Knuckles,
Useful Weapon
Sunkist, a wand a day will blow you away. -- Wand, Useful Weapon (and a new version of
the Elder Wand)
To those Chimmys who participated in the Face-To-Face -- GOOD LUCK. -- Smithy, Useful
Weapons
Smitty -- You have stepped in it now. After the last turn's unprovoked down challenge
against our gentle Sunkist, Solis Milites is kicking off Operation KACA (KILL ALL
CONSORTIUM AIMERS). -- The Omnimancer, mgr of Solis Milites
Harpoon -- Second time's the charm! -- Richard
All -- I have come to formally apologize in return for being Lady Smiths lawyer for
the impending lawsuit she did spike Harpoon's saltwater -- Richard with no experience
as a lawyer
Floyd Brookie, Cold Wind, Bad Burrito, and Snarkey Lime Pie -- I would suggest against
challenging me but I'm leaving Challenges and Avoids open this turn. -- Richard
I will be double challenging Richard for the throne this turn. Big shock -- I know. If
I thought Burrito had the guts to show I'd challenge him, but we all know the chance
of him showing is slim to none (kinda like his skill). -- Brookie
In case After Midnight DOES show I will double challenge Witching Hour. Been working
on my stamina so... -- Snarkey
Our new warrior Rhubarb Tart ended up with a respectable showing in the tourney. We
will keep him on the menu for the time being. Not so for Chaffy Taffy. We got tired of
his rubbery nature before he got tired of us.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SOL SCORCH was butchered by ARENAMASTER LEVTANI in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CHAFFY TAFFY was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
CONTRADICTION was killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
HOOCH 2 was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
RIPTIDE was slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
COLD WIND devastated RICHARD in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge Title brawl.
HARPOON devastated TANKEN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BRASS KNUCKLES handily defeated LAVA CAKE GOLEM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BRECKENRIDGE was vanquished by WAND in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SUNKIST won victory over SEAGULL in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
SNARKEY LIME PIE defeated THE JEFF in a popular 1 minute expert's match.
FLOYD'S BROOKIE overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
RAVEN was handily defeated by ROCKY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SOL DAEMON was savagely defeated by DODGE'EM DUDE in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
SOLAMANCER overcame BISHAMON in a 1 minute fight.
TOUCAN vanquished BASARA KUBIKIRI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MORTIMER was vanquished by ROTTING PIER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HAOMARU was devastated by BEER BARREL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SUN BELT assassinated MORDANT DESERTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
RHUBARB TART was overpowered by SWIMMING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 1 - 0 86 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 32 - 21 - 3 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 22 - 2 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 28 - 2 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 26 - 1 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 25 - 30 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 25 - 3 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 28 - 0 35 |
Turn 469 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK COLD WIND 7043 9 5 0 111 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
PARRY-LUNGE FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036 10 1 0 115 JUST DESSERTS (569)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726 15 9 0 100 JUST DESSERTS (569)
STRIKING ATTACK HARPOON 7014 17 4 0 99 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
AIMED BLOW THE JEFF 7056 11 6 1 84 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
PARRY-STRIKE ROCKY 7053 8 6 0 66 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
SLASHING ATTACK RAVEN 7115 5 3 0 48 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
TOTAL PARRY LAVA CAKE GOLEM 7039 9 3 0 45 JUST DESSERTS (569)
WALL OF STEEL SOL DAEMON 4706 7 5 1 40 SOLIS MILITES (511)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TANKEN 6987. The most popular warrior this turn was
DODGE'EM DUDE 7019. The ten other most popular fighters were SEAGULL 6637, HARPOON
7014, COLD WIND 7043, BRASS KNUCKLES 7058, SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726, FLOYD'S BROOKIE
7036, ROCKY 7053, SOLAMANCER 4709, SUN BELT 7150, and SWIMMING 7154.
The least popular fighter this week was RHUBARB TART 7152. The other ten least
popular fighters were HAOMARU 7142, BASARA KUBIKIRI 7104, BISHAMON 7069, RAVEN 7115,
SUNKIST 7037, BRECKENRIDGE 7130, LAVA CAKE GOLEM 7039, CHAFFY TAFFY 7048, SOL SCORCH
4710, and MORTIMER 7141.
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LXVI
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PANTOMIME 4527 (25-17-3) 2 3 0 DARKNESS FALLS
FOURTH SHOT 6876 (24-24-2) 0 3 0 AFTER MIDNIGHT
THIRD BEER 6874 (20-18-0) 0 3 0 AFTER MIDNIGHT
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SILVER GLASS 6748 (11-2-0) 2 3 0 BOOK OF THOMAS
ARCTIC NIGHT 6773 (6-1-1) 0 3 0 BOOK OF THOMAS
COCKFIGHT 6967 (7-14-0) 0 3 0 AFTER MIDNIGHT
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726 (14-9-0) 2 3 0 JUST DESSERTS
BAD BURRITO 7032 (9-8-1) 0 3 0 AFTER MIDNIGHT
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHAFFY TAFFY 7048 (7-3-0) 0 3 0 JUST DESSERTS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
I CANSEE URANUS 7124 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 AFTER MIDNIGHT
RHUBARB TART 7152 (0-0-0) 3 3 1 JUST DESSERTS
ROTTING PIER 7143 (0-0-0) 3 3 1 BASH BROS OCEAN