DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/07/2022    Duedate: 03/05/2022

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM-31    TURN-469

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COLD WIND
BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
(31-7043) [9-5-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLOYD'S BROOKIE                BRECKENRIDGE
JUST DESSERTS (569)            2115 BOURBON ST (675)
(31-7036) [10-1-0,115]         (31-7130) [2-1-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TANKEN                         DODGE'EM DUDE
AVENGERS (146)                 AVENGERS (146)
(31-6987) [15-22-3,81]         (31-7019) [14-10-1,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

USEFUL WEAPONS (636)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS OCEAN (627)       60
2. USEFUL WEAPONS (636)        41      USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. SOLIS MILITES (511)         36      Unchartered Team
4. 2115 BOURBON ST (675)       19
5. JUST DESSERTS (569)         10      2115 BOURBON ST (675)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)     256 166  9 60.7   1/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)      8  2 0
 2/ 2 SOLIS MILITES (511)       35  23  3 60.3   2/ 7 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)     7  4 0
 3- 3 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)     123  98  6 55.7   3/ 6 SOLIS MILITES (511)       7  8 1
 4/ 4 JUST DESSERTS (569)      147 140  6 51.2   4/ 5 JUST DESSERTS (569)       5  6 0
 5/ 5 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)    211 204 10 50.8   5/ 3 AVENGERS (146)            5 10 1
 6- 6 ASSASSIN NATION (515)    426 449 60 48.7   6/ 9*2115 BOURBON ST (675)     4  9 0
 7/ 7 AVENGERS (146)           523 576 41 47.6   7/ 2 CARTOON NETWORK (667)     3 10 0
 8/ 8 CARTOON NETWORK (667)     48  60  3 44.4   8/ 8 BIRDS (647)               2  3 0
 9- 9 THE OTHER ONES (404)      84 106  7 44.2   9-10 THE OTHER ONES (404)      1  0 0
10/10 BIRDS (647)               18  27  0 40.0  10- 4 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)      1  0 0
11/11*2115 BOURBON ST (675)      4   9  0 30.8  11-11 ASSASSIN NATION (515)     1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     A Richard is a fat bunny that sits around all day eating butter and pizza. It 
accomplishes this task by eating at least one stick of butter a day and 5 microwave 
pizzas. A Richard can also be used as a WEAPON. Certain Harpoons are made with the 
same builds to show that all Richards are built the same no matter the type of target 
being eaten: the Inuit for example have paintings of a fat bunny god in all of their 
temples they would offer butter and other fatty things. Not to be confused with a 
Garfield which sits around watching television and eating lasagna.  

     And, I am RICHARD, Duelmaster of Chimlevtal. So I beg you to beware. I have not 
killed anyone yet. Yet, I say.  

                                          -- Richard, DMI

                                      SPY REPORT

    No kills or bloodefeuds this turn.  No nasty down challenges.  Where is the fun in 
that!?!  I guess I need to earn my money this turn!  There were five dark arena 
fights.  Four of them went past minute 1.  They still all lost, so maybe they were 
just like a 1 minute loss.  I certainly didn't stay up late to watch them, but perhaps 
there was a chance.
    My dreams of tourney dominance were crushed.  With 12 total entries, (3 rookies, 1 
initiate, 2 champions, 3 challengers, and 3 freshmen) it was as usual a fairly small 
sample.  None of the entries reached round 11. We did kill two warriors in rookies, 
but not much else to report.  Maybe next time!
    Not surprisingly when an 11-11 basher sits on the throne, RICHARD was the most 
challenged warrior this turn.  COLD WIND was the one who got his challenge through and 
RICHARD is now under .500 while COLD WIND is our new duelmaster. There are a lot of 
challengers, so I expect next turn will also be hotly contested for the throne.
    All ten styles were represented (though if you were a wall of steel, perhaps you 
would have preferred the day off).  USEFUL WEAPONS took the day, undefeated in 3 
fights and winning two awards including the current top team, clearly the best award 
there is.
    AFTER MIDNIGHT most avoided?  You bet!  8 avoids!  CARTOON NETWORK issued half of 
them.  
     That's it for this turn.  Smithy, I don't date.  One night stands only!

                                          -- Belinda, clearly not being paid enough

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLD WIND 7043                9   5  0   111       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BAD BURRITO 7032              9   8  1   117       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
 FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036         10   1  0   115       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726        15   9  0   100       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 HARPOON 7014                 17   4  0    99       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 RICHARD 6950                 11  12  1    91       CARTOON NETWORK (667)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WITCHING HOUR 6933           20   9  0    84       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
 THE JEFF 7056                11   6  1    84       CARTOON NETWORK (667)
 TANKEN 6987                  15  22  3    81       AVENGERS (146)
-TANTRUM 5083                  9   6  2    70       THE OTHER ONES (404)
-RESENTMENT 7038              11   6  0    68       ASSASSIN NATION (515)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRASS KNUCKLES 7058           9   4  0    66       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 ROCKY 7053                    8   6  0    66       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COCKFIGHT 6967                7  14  0    60       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
 DODGE'EM DUDE 7019           14  10  1    58       AVENGERS (146)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAVEN 7115                    5   3  0    48       CARTOON NETWORK (667)
 LAVA CAKE GOLEM 7039          9   3  0    45       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 WAND 7113                     4   0  0    41       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 SOL DAEMON 4706               7   5  1    40       SOLIS MILITES (511)
 TOUCAN 6638                   7   4  0    39       BIRDS (647)
 SOLAMANCER 4709               8   4  1    38       SOLIS MILITES (511)
-EL CHUPACABRAS 7111           5   1  0    35       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HATRED 7068                   3   5  0    28       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
 BISHAMON 7069                 7   6  0    27       AVENGERS (146)
-DUMBBELL 7112                 3   2  0    27       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-GOLDFINCH 6636                3   5  0    25       BIRDS (647)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUN BELT 7150                 2   0  1    21       SOLIS MILITES (511)
 BRECKENRIDGE 7130             2   1  0    21       2115 BOURBON ST (675)
-CROW BAR 7057                 2   6  1    19       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 SEAGULL 6637                  3   7  0    18       BIRDS (647)
 BASARA KUBIKIRI 7104          4   5  0    17       AVENGERS (146)
-INDIGNATION 7118              1   1  1    17       THE OTHER ONES (404)
-DISOBEDIENT 7060              2   3  0    16       THE OTHER ONES (404)
 SUNKIST 7037                  2   1  0    16       SOLIS MILITES (511)
-WICKEDNESS 7096               1   2  1    16       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-CHARYBDIS 7119                3   0  1    15       THE OTHER ONES (404)
-BLUEBIRD 6635                 3   5  0    14       BIRDS (647)
 ROTTING PIER 7143             1   0  0    13       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-BODILY HARM 7117              1   0  0    13       THE OTHER ONES (404)
-WREN 6639                     2   6  0    12       BIRDS (647)
 BEER BARREL 7146              1   1  0    12       2115 BOURBON ST (675)
 SWIMMING 7154                 1   0  0    11       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-VILENESS 7110                 0   1  0     7       ASSASSIN NATION (515)
 RHUBARB TART 7152             0   1  0     7       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 MORTIMER 7141                 0   3  0     3       CARTOON NETWORK (667)
 HAOMARU 7142                  0   3  0     3       AVENGERS (146)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      SUN BELT 7150         469  NONE
CONTRADICTION 7147      1  1 0 2115 BOURBON ST 675  BANDIT PRINCE         469  NONE
HOOCH 2 7155            0  1 0 2115 BOURBON ST 675  BLACK ORC             469  NONE
DISDAIN 7083            7  3 0 ASSASSIN NATION 515  TANKEN 6987           467   
RIPTIDE 7153            0  1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627  BANDIT PRINCE         469  NONE
ANAIS 6948              9  8 0 CARTOON NETWORK 667  BAD BURRITO 7032      466   
CHAFFY TAFFY 7048       7  4 0 JUST DESSERTS 569    STONE GOLEM           469  NONE
SOL SCORCH 4710         7  5 0 SOLIS MILITES 511    ARENAMASTER LEVT      469  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Richard, that was really quite dirty of you. If only you had the sportsmanship of 
Richard The Lion-Heart, but, no, you had the sneakiness of Little Richard. -- Harpoon, 
Useful Weapon

Belinda, it is good to see you back. Now that I am free, how about a date? -- Smithy

Rocky, really? Aerobics? Get a life! -- Dumbbell, Useful Weapon

Sol Scorch, how nice of The Commission to give me you again! Yes! -- Brass Knuckles, 
Useful Weapon

Sunkist, a wand a day will blow you away. -- Wand, Useful Weapon (and a new version of 
the Elder Wand)

To those Chimmys who participated in the Face-To-Face -- GOOD LUCK. -- Smithy, Useful 
Weapons

Smitty -- You have stepped in it now.  After the last turn's unprovoked down challenge 
against our gentle Sunkist, Solis Milites is kicking off Operation KACA (KILL ALL 
CONSORTIUM AIMERS). -- The Omnimancer, mgr of Solis Milites

Harpoon -- Second time's the charm! -- Richard

All -- I have come to formally apologize in return for being Lady Smiths lawyer for 
the impending lawsuit she did spike Harpoon's saltwater -- Richard with no experience 
as a lawyer

Floyd Brookie, Cold Wind, Bad Burrito, and Snarkey Lime Pie -- I would suggest against 
challenging me but I'm leaving Challenges and Avoids open this turn. -- Richard

I will be double challenging Richard for the throne this turn. Big shock -- I know. If 
I thought Burrito had the guts to show I'd challenge him, but we all know the chance 
of him showing is slim to none (kinda like his skill). -- Brookie

In case After Midnight DOES show I will double challenge Witching Hour.  Been working 
on my stamina so... -- Snarkey

Our new warrior Rhubarb Tart ended up with a respectable showing in the tourney.  We 
will keep him on the menu for the time being. Not so for Chaffy Taffy. We got tired of 
his rubbery nature before he got tired of us.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SOL SCORCH was butchered by ARENAMASTER LEVTANI in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CHAFFY TAFFY was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
CONTRADICTION was killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
HOOCH 2 was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
RIPTIDE was slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
COLD WIND devastated RICHARD in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge Title brawl.
HARPOON devastated TANKEN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BRASS KNUCKLES handily defeated LAVA CAKE GOLEM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BRECKENRIDGE was vanquished by WAND in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SUNKIST won victory over SEAGULL in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
SNARKEY LIME PIE defeated THE JEFF in a popular 1 minute expert's match.
FLOYD'S BROOKIE overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
RAVEN was handily defeated by ROCKY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SOL DAEMON was savagely defeated by DODGE'EM DUDE in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
SOLAMANCER overcame BISHAMON in a 1 minute fight.
TOUCAN vanquished BASARA KUBIKIRI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MORTIMER was vanquished by ROTTING PIER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HAOMARU was devastated by BEER BARREL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SUN BELT assassinated MORDANT DESERTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
RHUBARB TART was overpowered by SWIMMING in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  21 -  3      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  22 -  2      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  28 -  2      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  26 -  1      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        25 -  30 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  25 -  3      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  28 -  0      35  |

Turn 469 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   COLD WIND 7043              9   5  0  111 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
PARRY-LUNGE      FLOYD'S BROOKIE 7036       10   1  0  115 JUST DESSERTS (569)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726      15   9  0  100 JUST DESSERTS (569)
STRIKING ATTACK  HARPOON 7014               17   4  0   99 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
AIMED BLOW       THE JEFF 7056              11   6  1   84 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
PARRY-STRIKE     ROCKY 7053                  8   6  0   66 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
SLASHING ATTACK  RAVEN 7115                  5   3  0   48 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
TOTAL PARRY      LAVA CAKE GOLEM 7039        9   3  0   45 JUST DESSERTS (569)
WALL OF STEEL    SOL DAEMON 4706             7   5  1   40 SOLIS MILITES (511)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TANKEN 6987.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DODGE'EM DUDE 7019.  The ten other most popular fighters were SEAGULL 6637, HARPOON 
7014, COLD WIND 7043, BRASS KNUCKLES 7058, SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726, FLOYD'S BROOKIE 
7036, ROCKY 7053, SOLAMANCER 4709, SUN BELT 7150, and SWIMMING 7154.

The least popular fighter this week was RHUBARB TART 7152.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HAOMARU 7142, BASARA KUBIKIRI 7104, BISHAMON 7069, RAVEN 7115, 
SUNKIST 7037, BRECKENRIDGE 7130, LAVA CAKE GOLEM 7039, CHAFFY TAFFY 7048, SOL SCORCH 
4710, and MORTIMER 7141.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LXVI

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PANTOMIME 4527 (25-17-3)               2  3  0         DARKNESS FALLS       
FOURTH SHOT 6876 (24-24-2)             0  3  0         AFTER MIDNIGHT       
THIRD BEER 6874 (20-18-0)              0  3  0         AFTER MIDNIGHT       

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SILVER GLASS 6748 (11-2-0)             2  3  0         BOOK OF THOMAS       
ARCTIC NIGHT 6773 (6-1-1)              0  3  0         BOOK OF THOMAS       
COCKFIGHT 6967 (7-14-0)                0  3  0         AFTER MIDNIGHT       

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726 (14-9-0)         2  3  0         JUST DESSERTS        
BAD BURRITO 7032 (9-8-1)               0  3  0         AFTER MIDNIGHT       

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHAFFY TAFFY 7048 (7-3-0)              0  3  0         JUST DESSERTS        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
I CANSEE URANUS 7124 (0-0-0)           3  3  0         AFTER MIDNIGHT       
RHUBARB TART 7152 (0-0-0)              3  3  1         JUST DESSERTS        
ROTTING PIER 7143 (0-0-0)              3  3  1         BASH BROS OCEAN