DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/24/2023 Duedate: 08/19/2023
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM-31 TURN-488
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SGT. ROCK
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
(31-6775) [28-13-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SGT. ROCK POSITION IS EMPTY
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
(31-6775) [28-13-0,123]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DODGE'EM DUDE VILENESS
AVENGERS (146) ASSASSIN NATION (515)
(31-7019) [20-23-1,102] (31-7110) [7-4-0,84]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 34
2. ASSASSIN NATION (515) 28 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. BLEAK LEGION (505) 23 Unchartered Team
4. USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 12
5. 2115 BOURBON ST (675) 7 ODIN'S CHOSEN (528)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 CHAMAELEON (669) 28 17 2 62.2 1/ 2 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 8 6 1
2/ 2 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 280 185 11 60.2 2/ 3 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 7 3 0
3/ 3 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 430 337 28 56.1 3/ 5 AVENGERS (146) 6 8 0
4- 4 SOLIS MILITES (511) 68 57 3 54.4 4/ 4 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 4 3 0
5- 5 JUST DESSERTS (569) 179 165 7 52.0 5- 1 JUST DESSERTS (569) 4 4 0
6/ 7 2115 BOURBON ST (675) 28 27 3 50.9 6/ 9 BIRDS (647) 3 1 0
7/ 8 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 454 466 63 49.3 7/11 BLEAK LEGION (505) 3 6 1
8/ 9 AVENGERS (146) 562 631 43 47.1 8- 6 CHAMAELEON (669) 2 0 0
9/10 BIRDS (647) 35 42 0 45.5 9/12 2115 BOURBON ST (675) 2 1 0
10/11 THE OTHER ONES (404) 104 128 10 44.8 10- 8 SOLIS MILITES (511) 2 2 0
11/13 CARTOON NETWORK (667) 73 96 3 43.2 11/ 7 CARTOON NETWORK (667) 2 6 0
12/14 BLEAK LEGION (505) 22 37 2 37.3 12/10 THE OTHER ONES (404) 1 4 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
First up is Chimlevtal's tournament summary. Five teams sent 11 warriors from the
arena proper. Three teams with one warrior each represented the advanced classes.
There is no real way to sugar coat the results. They were uninspired at best. The
record of all warriors combined was 34-42. The deepest any Chimlevtal warrior made it
was round 9. No kills, no deaths.
So I must start the rest of the report with much more enjoyable tidings. There
were two deaths on the sands! Both fights involved MILITARY MAYHEM; one on each side
of the sands. It has been said before and I'll say it again. Be careful what you name
a warrior. Too often names are prophetic. INCORPOREAL CORPORAL lost the last bit of
physical existence it had in a challenge to TROLL. Meanwhile, CAPTAIN MARVEL's powers
were just too much for DEXTER. Both fights are by very young warriors, leaving open
the opportunity for some big mismatched bloodfeuds next turn!
ASSASSIN NATION was very impressive this turn in the team news. They had the best
turn record at 3-1, pulled into second place in the current top team rankings with an
impressive 7-3, were second in the team on the move standings with 28 points gained,
and took this turn's popularity leader with VILENESS' 8 minute win (amusingly against
MILITARY MAYHEM). But in spite of those accomplishments, MILITARY MAYHEM rose to the
top in just about every category. Crip's team only went 3-2, but they advanced to
first in the current top team rankings, were first in team on the move with 34 points,
took the throne from the departing LAVA CAKE GOLEM, and just missed a free turn with 4
total awards this turn. Well done!!!
I suspect the tourney caused at least part of the light showing. 9 teams sent 25
warriors, with every style except parry riposte represented. Only 3 of the 14 fights
outside the dark arena were challenges and all those challenges were up in the
rankings.
Smithy added his ads to the newsletter (thank you) and The Expatriate announced
some potentially sad news. I may enjoy ridiculing managers and warriors at times, but
that is mostly in fun (with Lady Smith it is/was personal). I do care about you all
in my own way and don't want to see you leave our fine arena.
-- The sentimental Belinda who must have been having loads of fun a month ago
because I don't even remember why I missed the spy report
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SGT. ROCK 6775 28 13 0 123 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DODGE'EM DUDE 7019 20 23 1 102 AVENGERS (146)
TOUCAN 6638 16 11 0 96 BIRDS (647)
CAPT. AMERICA 7093 10 3 0 95 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-WAND 7113 9 0 0 95 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HATRED 7068 9 6 1 90 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
VILENESS 7110 7 4 0 84 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-BRASS KNUCKLES 7058 14 8 0 82 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-SOL DAEMON 4706 16 10 1 80 SOLIS MILITES (511)
BISHAMON 7069 16 16 0 75 AVENGERS (146)
RESENTMENT 7038 15 11 0 72 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-SOLAMANCER 4709 15 11 1 71 SOLIS MILITES (511)
BRECKENRIDGE 7130 12 10 0 70 2115 BOURBON ST (675)
-MU CHAMAELEONTIS 7092 5 0 1 69 CHAMAELEON (669)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IOTA CHAMAELEONTIS 7097 5 0 1 66 CHAMAELEON (669)
MAJOR SNAFU 7059 9 3 0 65 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
BASARA KUBIKIRI 7104 14 14 1 63 AVENGERS (146)
WICKEDNESS 7096 8 7 2 63 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-CONFUSED 7165 4 3 1 63 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUMBBELL 7112 9 7 1 61 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEAD PIPE 7219 4 0 1 51 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
SEAGULL 6637 11 15 0 50 BIRDS (647)
COURAGE 7185 7 3 0 46 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
-OCTOPUS 7207 5 1 1 44 AVENGERS (146)
-SUNKIST 7037 10 7 0 40 SOLIS MILITES (511)
HAOMARU 7142 5 17 0 39 AVENGERS (146)
-BLOOD MOON PIE 7171 6 3 1 38 JUST DESSERTS (569)
CHARYBDIS 7119 6 6 1 35 THE OTHER ONES (404)
-LEMON BARRIO 7184 3 2 0 35 JUST DESSERTS (569)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CROW BAR 7057 4 9 1 33 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-CHARLES GOODNIGHT 7158 3 2 1 32 2115 BOURBON ST (675)
CAPTAIN MARVEL 7173 3 0 1 30 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-CUTTHROAT 7204 3 1 1 28 THE OTHER ONES (404)
-BEER BARREL 7146 4 6 2 26 2115 BOURBON ST (675)
-GOLDFINCH 6636 3 5 0 25 BIRDS (647)
-HAYMAKER 7213 3 1 1 24 THE OTHER ONES (404)
-LAZY RIVER 7191 3 0 0 24 2115 BOURBON ST (675)
-ABBA-ZABA 7215 3 1 0 24 JUST DESSERTS (569)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JOSEPH MAGNUS 7148 1 0 0 21 2115 BOURBON ST (675)
QUANDARY 7223 3 0 0 20 BLEAK LEGION (505)
TROLL 7209 2 3 1 16 BLEAK LEGION (505)
-BLUEBIRD 6635 3 5 0 14 BIRDS (647)
-DEPRAVITY 7208 2 2 0 14 THE OTHER ONES (404)
-WREN 6639 2 6 0 12 BIRDS (647)
-SUNNY D 7217 1 2 0 12 SOLIS MILITES (511)
TINY DANCER 7190 1 6 0 9 BLEAK LEGION (505)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CLOSED BEACH 7177 4 4 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 OCTOPUS 7207 484 NOT REVENGED
LITTLE JANE 5072 4 5 1 BLEAK LEGION 505 THE RAGE MAN 488 NONE
QUICKSILVER 5111 1 5 0 BLEAK LEGION 505 BEER BARREL 7146 484 NONE
DEXTER 7233 1 1 0 CARTOON NETWORK 667 CAPTAIN MARVEL 7173 488
TOOTSIE RULE! 7216 1 1 0 JUST DESSERTS 569 LITTLE JANE 5072 484 REVENGED
INCORPOREAL CORP 7235 0 2 0 MILITARY MAYHEM 89 TROLL 7209 488
MAJOR TOM 7086 7 3 0 MILITARY MAYHEM 89 CONFUSED 7165 485 REVENGED
SUNSTROKE 7159 3 8 0 SOLIS MILITES 511 DUMBBELL 7112 485 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
What!? That Lava Cake is still Duelmaster? What a revolting development! -- Smithy
Major Snafu, I think the snafu was on your side. (e.g. You boss's son recommended my
name.) -- Wand, Useful Weapon
Captured Orc -- thanks for the workout. I didn't realy have to break a sweat. -- Lead
Pipe, Useful Weapon
Assur bums out on writing. Assur bums out on fighting. In HIS arena. Go time out,
Assur! -- Smithy
All -- Well, there is a new snafu on this end of reality. I wrote the Commission
trying to see if it can be fixed. If not, I'm not sure if I'll be able to continue. If
I vanish it's been fun. -- The Expatriate
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LITTLE JANE was butchered by THE RAGE MAN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CAPT. AMERICA vanquished BISHAMON in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Challenge battle.
DUMBBELL lost to BRECKENRIDGE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
INCORPOREAL CORPORAL was assassinated by TROLL in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SGT. ROCK unbelievably bested DODGE'EM DUDE in a 3 minute master's Title fight.
RESENTMENT was viciously subdued by TOUCAN in a action packed 2 minute expert's fight.
MAJOR SNAFU was viciously subdued by VILENESS in a popular 8 minute gruesome duel.
HATRED vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SEAGULL was overpowered by BASARA KUBIKIRI in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CHARYBDIS was defeated by HAOMARU in a 2 minute match.
LEAD PIPE savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute competition.
WICKEDNESS bested COURAGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
TINY DANCER was unbelievably bested by OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
CAPTAIN MARVEL assassinated DEXTER in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
QUANDARY overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 25 - 4 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 20 - 16 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 27 - 1 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 41 - 4 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 17 - 4 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 21 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 16 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
Turn 488 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SGT. ROCK 6775 28 13 0 123 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
PARRY-STRIKE TOUCAN 6638 16 11 0 96 BIRDS (647)
SLASHING ATTACK CAPT. AMERICA 7093 10 3 0 95 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
AIMED BLOW HATRED 7068 9 6 1 90 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
STRIKING ATTACK VILENESS 7110 7 4 0 84 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
WALL OF STEEL RESENTMENT 7038 15 11 0 72 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
LUNGING ATTACK WICKEDNESS 7096 8 7 2 63 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DODGE'EM DUDE 7019. The most popular warrior this
turn was VILENESS 7110. The ten other most popular fighters were DODGE'EM DUDE 7019,
DUMBBELL 7112, TOUCAN 6638, TINY DANCER 7190, CAPT. AMERICA 7093, BRECKENRIDGE 7130,
LEAD PIPE 7219, HATRED 7068, HAOMARU 7142, and WICKEDNESS 7096.
The least popular fighter this week was DEXTER 7233. The other ten least popular
fighters were SEAGULL 6637, INCORPOREAL CORPORAL 7235, LITTLE JANE 5072, CAPTAIN
MARVEL 7173, COURAGE 7185, CHARYBDIS 7119, MAJOR SNAFU 7059, RESENTMENT 7038, SGT.
ROCK 6775, and BISHAMON 7069.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
LAVA CAKE GOLEM (31-7039) JUST DESSERTS (569)