DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/11/2023 Duedate: 01/06/2024
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM-31 TURN-493
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SGT. ROCK
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
(31-6775) [33-13-0,148]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SGT. ROCK BAKERS 7
MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 2212 BOURBON ST (680)
(31-6775) [33-13-0,148] (31-7257) [1-0-0,27]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DODGE'EM DUDE SICKLE
AVENGERS (146) USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
(31-7019) [20-28-1,89] (31-7243) [1-1-0,8]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. AVENGERS (146) 37
2. 2212 BOURBON ST (680) 27 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 22 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 14
5. CARTOON NETWORK (667) 0 2212 BOURBON ST (680)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*2212 BOURBON ST (680) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 8 1 0
2/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 284 190 11 59.9 2- 2 JUST DESSERTS (569) 7 3 0
3/ 2 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 442 342 29 56.4 3/ 3 AVENGERS (146) 6 7 0
4/ 3 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U (378) 430 365 18 54.1 4/ 6 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U (378) 5 7 0
5- 4 JUST DESSERTS (569) 187 171 7 52.2 5/ 5 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 4 2 0
6/ 5 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 254 242 11 51.2 6/ 4 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 4 8 0
7/ 7 AVENGERS (146) 574 640 43 47.3 7/ 0*2212 BOURBON ST (680) 1 0 0
8- 8 THE CANUCKS (58) 353 418 30 45.8 8/ 8 BIRDS (647) 0 2 0
9/ 9 BIRDS (647) 37 45 1 45.1 9-11 THE CANUCKS (58) 0 1 0
10-11 CARTOON NETWORK (667) 74 98 3 43.0 10-10 CARTOON NETWORK (667) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Looks like managers and warriors are starting to pack up for the holidays! Just 22
warriors from 7 teams (I guess that is only slightly down from last week). It appears
that Riff Raff has an address change, for anyone sending Christmas cards. From 2115
Bourbon St to 2212 Bourbon St. BAKERS 7 comes in with a healthy 12FE from tourneys.
COMPOTA didn't stand a chance.
This week it was MILITARY MAYHEM that was perfect at 3-0. For some reason SGT.
ROCK took pity on DODGE'EM DUDE and challenged BASARA KUBIKIRI instead. The result was
the same and SGT. ROCK stays on top. Meanwhile, CAPT. AMERICA challenged SGT. ROCK's
favorite playmate and beat DODGE'EM DUDE. 7 straight losses for DODGE'EM DUDE to
Military Mayhem warriors (5 of those challenges) Crip's final win came from MAJOR
SNAFU confusing SEAGULL in 13 minutes. I am certain that Seagulls can't pay attention
to much of anything for 13 minutes.
LEAD PIPE lead the Useful Weapons in a losing turn in an up challenge to DA
ZAGAGNA. (Someone should kill that warrior - too hard to spell/write/say.) The final
challenge of the turn was SLEAZE BAG beating BROKEN GLASS. (Please do it again next
turn with a DC. But next time, break that glass some more.)
As usual, Chimlevtal warriors know how to avoid. A full 25 avoids were given out.
USEFUL WEAPONS were the most avoided team (with 5 avoids). Plenty of others received
multiple avoids, though. WHAMMO & THUDDA and MILITARY MAYHEM shared the honor of
avoiding USEFUL WEAPONS the most.
I didn't respond last turn, but I feel I should this time. Smithy, why do you
think I'd want to compete with others for the attention of a man?!? There are plenty
of men that'll do, without any kind of competition or putting myself into humiliating
situations in front of a national audience. No thanks. But thank you SO MUCH for
continuing to write personal ads! The rest of the ads both this and last turn were
great.
Time to bounce! Enjoy the holidays, everyone. One more turn for Chimlevtal before
the next tourney.
-- Belinda, still beautiful, still bad-tempered
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SGT. ROCK 6775 33 13 0 148 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWIMMING 7154 11 7 0 127 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
CAPT. AMERICA 7093 14 4 1 106 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-PRAIRIE FIRE 6527 17 12 1 100 THE CANUCKS (58)
BASARA KUBIKIRI 7104 17 16 1 99 AVENGERS (146)
-WAND 7113 9 0 0 95 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
BISHAMON 7069 20 17 0 93 AVENGERS (146)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DODGE'EM DUDE 7019 20 28 1 89 AVENGERS (146)
HAOMARU 7142 9 18 0 83 AVENGERS (146)
-QUEEN OF THE NORTH 6466 18 14 0 82 THE CANUCKS (58)
ROTTING PIER 7143 8 7 0 80 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-DUMBBELL 7112 11 7 1 75 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
MAJOR SNAFU 7059 12 5 0 71 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEAGULL 6637 13 17 1 66 BIRDS (647)
POWERSLAVE 6724 12 6 1 65 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
OCTOPUS 7207 6 1 1 64 AVENGERS (146)
DA ZAGAGNA 6672 12 2 0 58 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-COURAGE 7185 8 5 0 52 CARTOON NETWORK (667)
-LEMON BARRIO 7184 5 3 0 48 JUST DESSERTS (569)
LITTER BLASTER 6784 5 4 0 43 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
-CROW BAR 7057 5 10 1 39 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEAD PIPE 7219 4 2 1 38 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KLONDIKE 6632 7 10 1 33 THE CANUCKS (58)
-I.C. SAMMICH 7237 2 1 0 27 JUST DESSERTS (569)
BAKERS 7 7257 1 0 0 27 2212 BOURBON ST (680)
-ABBA-ZABA 7215 4 3 0 26 JUST DESSERTS (569)
-GOLDFINCH 6636 3 5 0 25 BIRDS (647)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CAPTAIN MARVEL 7173 3 2 1 22 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
INFECTATION 7225 3 2 0 21 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
SLEAZE BAG 7245 1 1 0 20 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
BROKEN GLASS 7224 1 2 0 19 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-THE PUMPKIN MAUL 7248 2 0 0 18 JUST DESSERTS (569)
-BLUEBIRD 6635 3 5 0 14 BIRDS (647)
-WREN 6639 2 6 0 12 BIRDS (647)
SICKLE 7243 1 1 0 8 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
COMPOTA 7254 0 1 0 1 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NO BEACH 7255 0 1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 BANDIT PRINCE 493 NONE
TOUCAN 6638 16 12 0 BIRDS 647 CAPT. AMERICA 7093 489 NOT REVENGED
BLOOD MOON PIE 7171 6 4 1 JUST DESSERTS 569 SEAGULL 6637 489 NOT REVENGED
BRASS KNUCKLES 7058 14 9 0 USEFUL WEAPONS 636 VILENESS 7110 489 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Well, Belinda, of course the Useful Weapons were the best team last round. Seems
normal. -- Smithy
Sleaze Bag, you made my day just by being there for me to romp on. Thanks! -- Sickle
Abba-Zaba,man, that weapon felt sooooo good in my hand! --Crow Bar
Lemon Barrio, well, you were there. -- Bumbbell
Sgt. Rock, what the heck! Eight-time Duelmaster. Sheesh! Congrats. But can't you share
the wealth a little? -- Smithy
Hit. Hurt. Humiliate! -- Smithy
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NO BEACH was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SGT. ROCK unbelievably bested BASARA KUBIKIRI in a 3 minute Challenge Title battle.
CAPT. AMERICA vanquished DODGE'EM DUDE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MAJOR SNAFU outlasted SEAGULL in a unpopular 13 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
LEAD PIPE was vanquished by DA ZAGAGNA in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SLEAZE BAG overpowered BROKEN GLASS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SWIMMING overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
ROTTING PIER lost to BISHAMON in a action packed 1 minute expert's fight.
POWERSLAVE was savagely defeated by HAOMARU in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
LITTER BLASTER was overpowered by OCTOPUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
INFECTATION bested SICKLE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute conflict.
BAKERS 7 demolished COMPOTA in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 13 - 0 66 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 5 - 1 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 23 - 3 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 29 - 3 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 18 - 2 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 21 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 15 - 4 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 13 - 17 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
Turn 493 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SGT. ROCK 6775 33 13 0 148 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
STRIKING ATTACK SWIMMING 7154 11 7 0 127 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
SLASHING ATTACK CAPT. AMERICA 7093 14 4 1 106 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
LUNGING ATTACK BISHAMON 7069 20 17 0 93 AVENGERS (146)
WALL OF STEEL POWERSLAVE 6724 12 6 1 65 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DODGE'EM DUDE 7019. The most popular warrior this
turn was SICKLE 7243. The ten other most popular fighters were BASARA KUBIKIRI 7104,
HAOMARU 7142, SGT. ROCK 6775, BISHAMON 7069, SWIMMING 7154, BAKERS 7 7257, CAPT.
AMERICA 7093, SLEAZE BAG 7245, ROTTING PIER 7143, and POWERSLAVE 6724.
The least popular fighter this week was MAJOR SNAFU 7059. The other ten least
popular fighters were DA ZAGAGNA 6672, INFECTATION 7225, LITTER BLASTER 6784, BROKEN
GLASS 7224, LEAD PIPE 7219, SEAGULL 6637, DODGE'EM DUDE 7019, NO BEACH 7255, COMPOTA
7254, and OCTOPUS 7207.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXVIII
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ARCTIC NIGHT 6773 (6-1-1) 2 3 0 BOOK OF THOMAS
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ROTTING PIER 7143 (8-5-0) 7 3 0 BASH BROS OCEAN
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BROKEN GLASS 7224 (1-0-0) 4 3 0 BASH BROS OCEAN
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SICKLE 7243 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 USEFUL WEAPONS
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PHOENICIA 4502 (12-9-1) 7 1 0 DEAD DARQUE FORCES
GENERAL MOTORS 3985 (15-14-0) 6 3 0 MILITARY MAYHEM
CPL PUNISHMENT 3880 (14-11-0) 3 3 0 MILITARY MAYHEM
POPCORN KERNEL 3313 (20-28-0) 3 3 0 MILITARY MAYHEM
GENERAL ELECTRIC 4889 (8-8-1) 2 3 0 MILITARY MAYHEM
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BLOOD METAL 6912 (7-3-2) 3 3 0 BOOK OF THOMAS
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FINGER THE UGLY 6489 (0-1-0) 3 3 0 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!