DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/11/2023    Duedate: 01/06/2024

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM-31    TURN-493

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SGT. ROCK
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
(31-6775) [33-13-0,148]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SGT. ROCK                      BAKERS 7
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)           2212 BOURBON ST (680)
(31-6775) [33-13-0,148]        (31-7257) [1-0-0,27]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DODGE'EM DUDE                  SICKLE
AVENGERS (146)                 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
(31-7019) [20-28-1,89]         (31-7243) [1-1-0,8]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MILITARY MAYHEM (89)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. AVENGERS (146)              37
2. 2212 BOURBON ST (680)       27      USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. MILITARY MAYHEM (89)        22      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS OCEAN (627)       14
5. CARTOON NETWORK (667)        0      2212 BOURBON ST (680)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*2212 BOURBON ST (680)      1   0  0  100   1/ 1 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      8  1 0
 2/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)     284 190 11 59.9   2- 2 JUST DESSERTS (569)       7  3 0
 3/ 2 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)     442 342 29 56.4   3/ 3 AVENGERS (146)            6  7 0
 4/ 3 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U (378) 430 365 18 54.1   4/ 6 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U (378)  5  7 0
 5- 4 JUST DESSERTS (569)      187 171  7 52.2   5/ 5 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)      4  2 0
 6/ 5 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)    254 242 11 51.2   6/ 4 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)     4  8 0
 7/ 7 AVENGERS (146)           574 640 43 47.3   7/ 0*2212 BOURBON ST (680)     1  0 0
 8- 8 THE CANUCKS (58)         353 418 30 45.8   8/ 8 BIRDS (647)               0  2 0
 9/ 9 BIRDS (647)               37  45  1 45.1   9-11 THE CANUCKS (58)          0  1 0
10-11 CARTOON NETWORK (667)     74  98  3 43.0  10-10 CARTOON NETWORK (667)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

    Looks like managers and warriors are starting to pack up for the holidays! Just 22 
warriors from 7 teams (I guess that is only slightly down from last week). It appears 
that Riff Raff has an address change, for anyone sending Christmas cards. From 2115 
Bourbon St to 2212 Bourbon St. BAKERS 7 comes in with a healthy 12FE from tourneys. 
COMPOTA didn't stand a chance.
    This week it was MILITARY MAYHEM that was perfect at 3-0. For some reason SGT. 
ROCK took pity on DODGE'EM DUDE and challenged BASARA KUBIKIRI instead. The result was 
the same and SGT. ROCK stays on top. Meanwhile, CAPT. AMERICA challenged SGT. ROCK's 
favorite playmate and beat DODGE'EM DUDE. 7 straight losses for DODGE'EM DUDE to 
Military Mayhem warriors (5 of those challenges) Crip's final win came from MAJOR 
SNAFU confusing SEAGULL in 13 minutes. I am certain that Seagulls can't pay attention 
to much of anything for 13 minutes.
    LEAD PIPE lead the Useful Weapons in a losing turn in an up challenge to DA 
ZAGAGNA. (Someone should kill that warrior - too hard to spell/write/say.) The final 
challenge of the turn was SLEAZE BAG beating BROKEN GLASS. (Please do it again next 
turn with a DC. But next time, break that glass some more.)
    As usual, Chimlevtal warriors know how to avoid. A full 25 avoids were given out. 
USEFUL WEAPONS were the most avoided team (with 5 avoids). Plenty of others received 
multiple avoids, though. WHAMMO & THUDDA and MILITARY MAYHEM shared the honor of 
avoiding USEFUL WEAPONS the most.
    I didn't respond last turn, but I feel I should this time. Smithy, why do you 
think I'd want to compete with others for the attention of a man?!? There are plenty 
of men that'll do, without any kind of competition or putting myself into humiliating 
situations in front of a national audience. No thanks. But thank you SO MUCH for 
continuing to write personal ads! The rest of the ads both this and last turn were 
great.
    Time to bounce! Enjoy the holidays, everyone. One more turn for Chimlevtal before 
the next tourney.

                                       -- Belinda, still beautiful, still bad-tempered

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SGT. ROCK 6775               33  13  0   148       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWIMMING 7154                11   7  0   127       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
 CAPT. AMERICA 7093           14   4  1   106       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-PRAIRIE FIRE 6527            17  12  1   100       THE CANUCKS (58)
 BASARA KUBIKIRI 7104         17  16  1    99       AVENGERS (146)
-WAND 7113                     9   0  0    95       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 BISHAMON 7069                20  17  0    93       AVENGERS (146)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DODGE'EM DUDE 7019           20  28  1    89       AVENGERS (146)
 HAOMARU 7142                  9  18  0    83       AVENGERS (146)
-QUEEN OF THE NORTH 6466      18  14  0    82       THE CANUCKS (58)
 ROTTING PIER 7143             8   7  0    80       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-DUMBBELL 7112                11   7  1    75       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 MAJOR SNAFU 7059             12   5  0    71       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEAGULL 6637                 13  17  1    66       BIRDS (647)
 POWERSLAVE 6724              12   6  1    65       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
 OCTOPUS 7207                  6   1  1    64       AVENGERS (146)
 DA ZAGAGNA 6672              12   2  0    58       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COURAGE 7185                  8   5  0    52       CARTOON NETWORK (667)
-LEMON BARRIO 7184             5   3  0    48       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 LITTER BLASTER 6784           5   4  0    43       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
-CROW BAR 7057                 5  10  1    39       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEAD PIPE 7219                4   2  1    38       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KLONDIKE 6632                 7  10  1    33       THE CANUCKS (58)
-I.C. SAMMICH 7237             2   1  0    27       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 BAKERS 7 7257                 1   0  0    27       2212 BOURBON ST (680)
-ABBA-ZABA 7215                4   3  0    26       JUST DESSERTS (569)
-GOLDFINCH 6636                3   5  0    25       BIRDS (647)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CAPTAIN MARVEL 7173           3   2  1    22       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 INFECTATION 7225              3   2  0    21       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
 SLEAZE BAG 7245               1   1  0    20       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
 BROKEN GLASS 7224             1   2  0    19       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-THE PUMPKIN MAUL 7248         2   0  0    18       JUST DESSERTS (569)
-BLUEBIRD 6635                 3   5  0    14       BIRDS (647)
-WREN 6639                     2   6  0    12       BIRDS (647)
 SICKLE 7243                   1   1  0     8       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 COMPOTA 7254                  0   1  0     1       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NO BEACH 7255           0  1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627  BANDIT PRINCE         493  NONE
TOUCAN 6638            16 12 0 BIRDS 647            CAPT. AMERICA 7093    489  NOT REVENGED
BLOOD MOON PIE 7171     6  4 1 JUST DESSERTS 569    SEAGULL 6637          489  NOT REVENGED
BRASS KNUCKLES 7058    14  9 0 USEFUL WEAPONS 636   VILENESS 7110         489  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, Belinda, of course the Useful Weapons were the best team last round. Seems 
normal. -- Smithy

Sleaze Bag, you made my day just by being there for me to romp on. Thanks! -- Sickle

Abba-Zaba,man, that weapon felt sooooo good in my hand! --Crow Bar

Lemon Barrio, well, you were there. -- Bumbbell

Sgt. Rock, what the heck! Eight-time Duelmaster. Sheesh! Congrats. But can't you share 
the wealth a little? -- Smithy

Hit. Hurt. Humiliate! -- Smithy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NO BEACH was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SGT. ROCK unbelievably bested BASARA KUBIKIRI in a 3 minute Challenge Title battle.
CAPT. AMERICA vanquished DODGE'EM DUDE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MAJOR SNAFU outlasted SEAGULL in a unpopular 13 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
LEAD PIPE was vanquished by DA ZAGAGNA in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SLEAZE BAG overpowered BROKEN GLASS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SWIMMING overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
ROTTING PIER lost to BISHAMON in a action packed 1 minute expert's fight.
POWERSLAVE was savagely defeated by HAOMARU in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
LITTER BLASTER was overpowered by OCTOPUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
INFECTATION bested SICKLE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute conflict.
BAKERS 7 demolished COMPOTA in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  13 -  0      66  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  23 -  3      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  29 -  3      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  18 -  2      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  21 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  15 -  4      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   5 -  0      17  |

Turn 493 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SGT. ROCK 6775             33  13  0  148 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
STRIKING ATTACK  SWIMMING 7154              11   7  0  127 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
SLASHING ATTACK  CAPT. AMERICA 7093         14   4  1  106 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
LUNGING ATTACK   BISHAMON 7069              20  17  0   93 AVENGERS (146)
WALL OF STEEL    POWERSLAVE 6724            12   6  1   65 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DODGE'EM DUDE 7019.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SICKLE 7243.  The ten other most popular fighters were BASARA KUBIKIRI 7104, 
HAOMARU 7142, SGT. ROCK 6775, BISHAMON 7069, SWIMMING 7154, BAKERS 7 7257, CAPT. 
AMERICA 7093, SLEAZE BAG 7245, ROTTING PIER 7143, and POWERSLAVE 6724.

The least popular fighter this week was MAJOR SNAFU 7059.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DA ZAGAGNA 6672, INFECTATION 7225, LITTER BLASTER 6784, BROKEN 
GLASS 7224, LEAD PIPE 7219, SEAGULL 6637, DODGE'EM DUDE 7019, NO BEACH 7255, COMPOTA 
7254, and OCTOPUS 7207.

                 MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXVIII

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARCTIC NIGHT 6773 (6-1-1)              2  3  0         BOOK OF THOMAS       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROTTING PIER 7143 (8-5-0)              7  3  0         BASH BROS OCEAN      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BROKEN GLASS 7224 (1-0-0)              4  3  0         BASH BROS OCEAN      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SICKLE 7243 (0-0-0)                    0  3  0         USEFUL WEAPONS       

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PHOENICIA 4502 (12-9-1)                7  1  0  DEAD   DARQUE FORCES        
GENERAL MOTORS 3985 (15-14-0)          6  3  0         MILITARY MAYHEM      
CPL PUNISHMENT 3880 (14-11-0)          3  3  0         MILITARY MAYHEM      
POPCORN KERNEL 3313 (20-28-0)          3  3  0         MILITARY MAYHEM      
GENERAL ELECTRIC 4889 (8-8-1)          2  3  0         MILITARY MAYHEM      

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLOOD METAL 6912 (7-3-2)               3  3  0         BOOK OF THOMAS       

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FINGER THE UGLY 6489 (0-1-0)           3  3  0         WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!