DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/22/2026    Duedate: 07/18/2026

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM 31    TURN 526

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CAPT. AMERICA
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
(31-7093) [18-10-1,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DA ZAGAGNA                     SANTA'S SLAY
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)      BAD SANTA '24 (684)
(31-6672) [32-13-0,133]        (31-7378) [5-4-0,41]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BATROC!                        COMPOTA
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)      WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
(31-7309) [12-8-0,109]         (31-7254) [10-6-1,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SOLIS MILITES (511)           71 
2. WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)     47    SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
3. SKEWERERS (683)               37    Unchartered Team
4. MILITARY MAYHEM (89)          36 
5. SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)         24    SKEWERERS (683)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SKEWERERS (683)            1   0  0 100.   1/ 1 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) 9  5 2
 2/ 1 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)     24  16  0 60.0   2/ 5 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      8  2 0
 3/ 2 JUNGLE CRUISE 2 (681)     26  19  2 57.8   3/12 SOLIS MILITES (511)       8  5 0
 4/ 3 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)     476 368 30 56.4   4/ 3 THE OTHER ONES (404)      8  7 1
 5- 4 STIKE FORCE (679)         28  22  5 56.0   5/ 6 ASSASSIN NATION (515)     7  8 1
 6/ 5 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)506 423 21 54.5   6/ 2*BAD SANTA '24 (684)       6  3 0
 7/ 0 JUST DESSERTS (569)      228 205 11 52.7   7/ 7 TOILET GHOSTS (516)       6  9 0
 8/ 0*MOON UNIT MONGOLIOD (676) 13  12  0 52.0   8/ 8 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)     5  8 0
 9/ 7 SOLIS MILITES (511)       88  83  5 51.5   9/10 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)     4  3 0
10/ 6 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)    297 297 11 50.0  10/ 9 BIRDS (647)               3  8 0
11/ 8 ASSASSIN NATION (515)    512 522 71 49.5  11/11 JUNGLE CRUISE 2 (681)     2  1 0
12/ 9*BAD SANTA '24 (684)       16  17  1 48.5  12- 4 STIKE FORCE (679)         2  8 0
13/10 THE OTHER ONES (404)     154 179 14 46.2  13/ 0*MOON UNIT MONGOLIOD (676) 1  0 0
14/11 TOILET GHOSTS (516)      110 153 13 41.8  14/ 0*SKEWERERS (683)           1  0 0
15/12 BIRDS (647)               63 112  2 36.0  15/ 0 JUST DESSERTS (569)       1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16/ 0*CHIMERAS (687)             0   5  0  0.0  16/ 0*CHIMERAS (687)            0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of CHIMLEVTAL!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Phhbltt!  Too much 
drinking and too little dodging gave STIKE FORCE a 0-0-0!  I got a good laugh out of 
it!  Ya gotta be quick on yer feet!  Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block 
out the pain!  SOLIS MILITES is now ranked 3rd with a 5-0-0 turn.  MILITARY MAYHEM 
showed CHIMLEVTAL what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off 
with 3-0-0.  What's with TAPPED?  He actually beat CHIMERAS' OWL BEAR, and walked 
away with 37 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 
while they watched BATROC! clobber LEMON BARRIO.  He lost 13 points and got bruised 
from objects thrown from the stands.  MILITARY MAYHEM's hatred of THE OTHER ONES 
surfaced again as CAPT. AMERICA challenged CHIMLEVTAL's top dog.  I can barely 
restrain my enthusiam for MILITARY MAYHEM's outstanding member, Duelmaster CAPT. 
AMERICA.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was BAD SANTA '24.  Management must be dealin', as the boys at 
TOILET GHOSTS ain't reelin'!  BAD SANTA '24's mad!  How well I know the feeling of 
being the most challenged warrior, BROKEN GLASS!  Don't make idle boasts, they may 
come back to haunt you.  Keep challenging up 40 points, SOLAMANCER, and I won't have 
to write about you much longer.  BROKEN GLASS always accepts those kind of 
challenges...  SOLAMANCER won victory over BROKEN GLASS (SOLAMANCER getting 23 
points, too!)--Ooh baby!  Now dat I likes!  Maybe TOILET GHOSTS' STICKY SEAT is one 
of those guys who likes pain, or something.  That's what he'll get next week, after 
challenging up 45 to COMPOTA.  COMPOTA must not been fighting well, cause he lost to 
STICKY SEAT of TOILET GHOSTS.  Sometimes you just have a bad day where things get, 
um, mixed up.   
     Warriors of CHIMLEVTAL unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Hmm...  More 
surprises must remain in store for me, if DA1 can return from the Dark Arena.  TAKE 
UP ARMS larned his lesson (STORM SEASON taught it well), and we right likely won't be 
seein' 'im fight any BASH BROS OCEAN members with the same gusto.  Is it my 
imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so young, so 
gloriously!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  Are 
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAPT. AMERICA 7093           18  10  1 114         MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DA ZAGAGNA 6672              32  13  0 133         WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) 
 BATROC! 7309                 12   8  0 109         WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) 
 SOL DAEMON 4706              21  15  2 105         SOLIS MILITES (511)       
 SOLAMANCER 4709              19  17  1  99         SOLIS MILITES (511)       
 MOONSTRUCK 4473               8   4  0  98         SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)     
 CUTTHROAT 7204               17  10  2  97         THE OTHER ONES (404)      
 STICKY SEAT 4817             17   8  1  96         TOILET GHOSTS (516)       
 DEPRAVITY 7208               11  11  1  93         THE OTHER ONES (404)      
 MAJOR SNAFU 7059             22  12  0  92         MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMPOTA 7254                 10   6  1  87         WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) 
 LEMON BARRIO 7184            14  11  0  86         JUST DESSERTS (569)       
 BROKEN GLASS 7224            13  17  0  79         BASH BROS OCEAN (627)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KELP 7301                    13   8  0  75         BASH BROS OCEAN (627)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUNKIST 7037                 16  11  0  66         SOLIS MILITES (511)       
 SOULMATE 4476                 6   1  0  63         SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)     
 STORM SEASON 7364             9   3  0  60         BASH BROS OCEAN (627)     
 BUFF CREAM PUFF 7272          8   5  3  59         JUST DESSERTS (569)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CAPTAIN HOOK 7241             7   5  0  56         MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      
 GENERAL CONCENSUS 7322        4   0  0  53         MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      
-ST-IMULATING 7250             6   4  1  52         STIKE FORCE (679)         
 WACKY WAFER 7261              8   7  1  49         JUST DESSERTS (569)       
 CLABEZIUS TOGLU 7388          3   0  1  46         WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) 
 SUNFIRE 7368                  3   1  1  44         SOLIS MILITES (511)       
-ST-ANDARD 7253                7   3  0  43         STIKE FORCE (679)         
-ANGRY ELF 7374                5   1  0  42         BAD SANTA '24 (684)       
 SANTA'S SLAY 7378             5   4  0  41         BAD SANTA '24 (684)       
 TAKE UP ARMS 7323             6   6  1  38         ASSASSIN NATION (515)     
 DARKNESS 7427                 3   0  0  38         THE OTHER ONES (404)      
 THE WALL 7352                 7   5  0  37         ASSASSIN NATION (515)     
 PIE-EYED DOE 4474             3   4  0  37         SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)     
 TAPPED 7337                   1   0  0  37         SKEWERERS (683)           
 TIRAMISU TERROR 7353          7   3  0  36         JUST DESSERTS (569)       
-ST-RENUOUS 7249               6   4  2  35         STIKE FORCE (679)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TUI 7341                      5   9  0  33         BIRDS (647)               
 DA1 7439                      1   0  1  33         WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) 
 HULLABALOO 7372               5   1  2  28         ASSASSIN NATION (515)     
-SPARROW 7310                  5  12  0  27         BIRDS (647)               
 ROSES ARE RED 4552            5   1  0  26         SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)     
 SOLAR FLARE 7398              2   4  0  24         SOLIS MILITES (511)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEAK ATTILA 7134              1   0  0  21         MOON UNIT MONGOLIODS (676)
-SANDY CLAWS 7405              2   0  0  20         BAD SANTA '24 (684)       
 KRAMPUS 7407                  3   1  0  19         BAD SANTA '24 (684)       
 SAVAGE 7408                   3   3  0  18         ASSASSIN NATION (515)     
 FAULTY FLAPPER 7402           1   6  0  18         TOILET GHOSTS (516)       
 NOSE PICKER 7403              2   5  0  17         TOILET GHOSTS (516)       
 HAVOC 7426                    1   2  0  16         THE OTHER ONES (404)      
-PAUL STROBBER 7396            4   3  0  15         STIKE FORCE (679)         
 MOTHERLOAD 7424               2   1  0  15         TOILET GHOSTS (516)       
-FRANK MURPHY 7395             2   5  1  12         STIKE FORCE (679)         
 RAPSCALLION 7440              1   0  0  11         ASSASSIN NATION (515)     
 KEA 7428                      2   1  0   7         BIRDS (647)               
 STAY-AT-HOME DAD 4955         0   3  0   3         SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)     
 HORSE FLY 7435                0   1  0   1         CHIMERAS (687)            
 OWL BEAR 7434                 0   1  0   1         CHIMERAS (687)            
-ERN 7433                      0   1  0   1         BIRDS (647)               
 SPIDER MONKEY 7438            0   1  0   1         CHIMERAS (687)            
 DRAGON FLY 7437               0   1  0   1         CHIMERAS (687)            

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JELLYFISH 7432          0  1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627  ARENAMASTER LEVT       526 NONE
LITLER 7399             1  2 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627  TAKE UP ARMS 7323      522 JUST REVENGED
LITTER 7431             0  1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627  HIGH ELF               526 NONE
LIEING FISH 7436        0  1 0 CHIMERAS 687         HIGH ELF               526 NONE
BANDIT PRINCE           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DA1 7439               526 NONE
BLOODLETTER 7380        2  2 1 THE OTHER ONES 404   CLABEZIUS TOGLU 7388   526  

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLOODY 7423             1  2 0 TOILET GHOSTS 516    HULLABALOO 7372        526  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Faulty Flapper -- What?!?  0-5 beats 4-0?  Well, I guess style matchup had something 
to do with it, but that shocked me! -- Hullabaloo

Frank Murphy -- Careful with those challenges!  Thanks for the learns though. -- 
Savage

Sol Daemon -- Was that link your favorite battle axe that broke or something? I've 
never seen a flurry of barehanded blows from you style before, and it almost worked!  
Well, they say any fight you can walk away from ... -- Cutthroat

Sunkist -- Well, that was a bad matchup for me.  At least the learns from the FE 
differential made it up to me. -- Bloodletter

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LIEING FISH was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 butchered BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
LITTER was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JELLYFISH was assassinated by ARENAMASTER LEVTANI in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CAPT. AMERICA devastated CUTTHROAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title contest.
MOONSTRUCK overpowered KELP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SOLAMANCER devastated BROKEN GLASS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
STICKY SEAT outwaited COMPOTA in a crowd pleasing 12 minute master's Challenge match.
GENERAL CONCENSUS overcame SANTA'S SLAY in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
BLOODY was slaughtered by HULLABALOO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SOL DAEMON luckily beat DEPRAVITY in a 2 minute gory expert's duel.
BATROC! overpowered LEMON BARRIO in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
NILE PRINCESS was outlasted by DA ZAGAGNA in a 7 minute veteran's match.
MAJOR SNAFU outwaited CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a unpopular 15 minute one-sided battle.
BUFF CREAM PUFF was unbelievably bested by SUNKIST in a popular 3 minute conflict.
SOULMATE defeated WACKY WAFER in a 2 minute struggle.
PIE-EYED DOE was vanquished by SUNFIRE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
ROSES ARE RED was bested by TIRAMISU TERROR in a 5 minute brawl.
STORM SEASON overpowered TAKE UP ARMS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FAULTY FLAPPER was overpowered by DARKNESS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SAVAGE was narrowly defeated by SOLAR FLARE in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
THE WALL devastated NOSE PICKER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CLABEZIUS TOGLU slaughtered BLOODLETTER in a 2 minute one-sided match.
KRAMPUS handily defeated DRAGON FLY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MOTHERLOAD devastated SPIDER MONKEY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HAVOC narrowly defeated KEA in a 2 minute brutal beginner's fight.
STAY-AT-HOME DAD was overpowered by RAPSCALLION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WEAK ATTILA defeated HORSE FLY in a action packed 4 minute match.
TAPPED overpowered OWL BEAR in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  34 -  5      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  14 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  20 -  5      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  19 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  38 -  1      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  10 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  27 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        32 -  50 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  19 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 526 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  7         4  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     AIMED BLOW         2 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CAPT. AMERICA 7093         18  10  1  114 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
TOTAL PARRY      DA ZAGAGNA 6672            32  13  0  133 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
LUNGING ATTACK   BATROC! 7309               12   8  0  109 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
WALL OF STEEL    SOL DAEMON 4706            21  15  2  105 SOLIS MILITES (511)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOONSTRUCK 4473             8   4  0   98 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
PARRY-STRIKE     COMPOTA 7254               10   6  1   87 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
BASHING ATTACK   KELP 7301                  13   8  0   75 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CLABEZIUS TOGLU 7388        3   0  1   46 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
AIMED BLOW       SANTA'S SLAY 7378           5   4  0   41 BAD SANTA '24 (684)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BATROC! 7309.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was COMPOTA 7254.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUFF CREAM PUFF 7272, DA 
ZAGAGNA 6672, HORSE FLY 7435, ROSES ARE RED 4552, DEPRAVITY 7208, SOLAR FLARE 7398, 
BLOODLETTER 7380, TAPPED 7337, SOLAMANCER 4709, and GENERAL CONCENSUS 7322.

The least popular fighter this week was MAJOR SNAFU 7059.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TIRAMISU TERROR 7353, OWL BEAR 7434, WEAK ATTILA 7134, 
RAPSCALLION 7440, STAY-AT-HOME DAD 4955, SPIDER MONKEY 7438, DRAGON FLY 7437, NOSE 
PICKER 7403, FAULTY FLAPPER 7402, and TAKE UP ARMS 7323.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CAPT. AMERICA (31-7093) MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
CUTTHROAT (31-7204) THE OTHER ONES (404)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NILE PRINCESS (31-7274) JUNGLE CRUISE 2 (681)