DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/12/2026 Duedate: 11/07/2026
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM 31 TURN 530
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DA ZAGAGNA
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
(31-6672) [36-13-0,150]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DA ZAGAGNA TAPPED
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) SKEWERERS (683)
(31-6672) [36-13-0,150] (31-7337) [4-1-0,63]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
CAPTAIN ACTION TAPPED
INFINITE ZEROES (510) SKEWERERS (683)
(31-4686) [21-9-1,95] (31-7337) [4-1-0,63]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CHIMERAS (687)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492) 46
2. TOILET GHOSTS (516) 40 INFINITE ZEROES (510)
3. WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) 22 Unchartered Team
4. FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689) 21
5. SOLIS MILITES (511) 19 FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689) 2 0 0 100. 1/ 1*CHIMERAS (687) 10 5 2
2/ 1*SKEWERERS (683) 4 1 0 80.0 2/ 5 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492) 9 6 0
3/ 2 INFINITE ZEROES (510) 204 126 9 61.8 3/ 2 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) 8 4 1
4/ 4 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492) 35 25 0 58.3 4/ 3 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 6 3 1
5/ 3 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 483 373 33 56.4 5/ 7 SOLIS MILITES (511) 6 6 0
6- 5 STIKE FORCE (679) 36 29 8 55.4 6- 4 STIKE FORCE (679) 5 5 2
7/ 6 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)516 428 22 54.7 7/11 BAD SANTA '24 (684) 4 3 0
8/ 7 JUST DESSERTS (569) 232 213 12 52.1 8/ 6 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 4 4 1
9/ 8 SOLIS MILITES (511) 96 91 5 51.3 9/12 JUST DESSERTS (569) 3 6 0
10- 9 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 299 300 11 49.9 10/14 TOILET GHOSTS (516) 3 12 0
11/10 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 522 526 72 49.8 11/ 0*FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689) 2 0 0
12/11 BAD SANTA '24 (684) 21 22 1 48.8 12/10*SKEWERERS (683) 2 1 0
13/12 THE OTHER ONES (404) 158 186 14 45.9 13/ 9 THE OTHER ONES (404) 2 4 0
14/13*CHIMERAS (687) 11 14 2 44.0 14-13 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 1 1 0
15/14 TOILET GHOSTS (516) 114 169 14 40.3 15/15 INFINITE ZEROES (510) 1 3 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
16/15 BIRDS (647) 67 118 2 36.2 16/ 8 BIRDS (647) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
No deaths. No down challenges. This is seriously cutting into my ability
to do the spy report. Come on people! Raise those kill desires. Look down
when you're making challenges. Make a girl happy!
The ads, however, were hopping! Thank you! And it sounds like we'll see
plenty of tournament action coming up at the end of the month. Hopefully that
will give something to report about and lift up.
FOOTBALL DELIGHT arrived on the sands to a perfect 2-0. Not as good, in my
opinion, as SYZYGY PARAMOUR, who went 4-1 and took the team on the move award.
And 2-0 isn't going to land you on the Current Top Team spot without some more
work. But it is definitely better than the 0-fers that a couple others got.
DA ZAGAGNA wanted another scum fest. So a challenge to STICKY SEAT and this
one only lasted 17 minutes compared to the 25 from last turn. But the result
is the same and the evil reign of bad noodles continues! Can anyone spoil the
end of DA ZAGAGNA's (aka Lasagna) finals weeks in Chimlevtal?
With 14 active teams and 43 warriors, our fine arena remains a great place
to be. Our personal ads are even rivaling the juvenile home of the AA. Add
in some tourney success, and we can start making some great claims! Good luck
to our arena in the upcoming tourney! There is nothing I'd like to see better
than this arena raising to the top of the list of great arenas! It can happen!
We can make it happen!
DWARF HAMSTER was challenged the most and CAPTAIN JACK only increased DWARF
HAMSTERS perfect start to three wins. That is the best current undefeated start.
CHIMERAS was the most avoided team, too, so they are getting challenges and avoids.
Sometimes, popularity isn't a good thing!
SOLAMANCER finished his long career here with a win. And CAPTAIN ACTION's
long layoff led to the commission awarding him with immortality. That is good
news for a franchise that has been off and on (mostly off) for close to 60 years.
Maybe getting immortality status will finally bring this storied franchise true
recognition and success (I doubt it - He looks really silly)
Belinda -- whose worth is unrelated to financial success (I'm the best)
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DA ZAGAGNA 6672 36 13 0 150 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ABBA-ZABA 7215 14 10 1 114 JUST DESSERTS (569)
MOONSTRUCK 4473 11 5 0 107 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
MAJOR SNAFU 7059 23 14 0 100 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
SOL DAEMON 4706 24 16 2 97 SOLIS MILITES (511)
CAPTAIN ACTION 4686 21 9 1 95 INFINITE ZEROES (510)
STICKY SEAT 4817 17 12 1 93 TOILET GHOSTS (516)
LEMON BARRIO 7184 15 14 0 93 JUST DESSERTS (569)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEPRAVITY 7208 14 12 1 86 THE OTHER ONES (404)
SUNKIST 7037 18 13 0 79 SOLIS MILITES (511)
-BROKEN GLASS 7224 14 18 0 78 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
CAPTAIN HOOK 7241 10 5 1 75 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
GENERAL CONCENSUS 7322 6 1 1 75 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-STORM SEASON 7364 10 4 0 70 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
THE WALL 7352 10 6 0 69 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ST-RENUOUS 7249 7 6 2 66 STIKE FORCE (679)
PIE-EYED DOE 4474 6 5 0 66 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TAPPED 7337 4 1 0 63 SKEWERERS (683)
KOSSUTH 4676 8 2 0 61 INFINITE ZEROES (510)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOULMATE 4476 7 4 0 55 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
TAKE UP ARMS 7323 9 7 1 49 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-ST-ANDARD 7253 9 4 1 49 STIKE FORCE (679)
SANTA'S SLAY 7378 8 5 0 49 BAD SANTA '24 (684)
-SUNFIRE 7368 3 3 1 38 SOLIS MILITES (511)
-ST-IMULATING 7250 7 6 2 36 STIKE FORCE (679)
SPARROW 7310 6 13 0 35 BIRDS (647)
ROSES ARE RED 4552 8 2 0 34 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FRANK MURPHY 7395 4 6 2 30 STIKE FORCE (679)
UNHYGIENIC 7442 3 1 1 30 TOILET GHOSTS (516)
-PAUL STROBBER 7396 6 4 0 28 STIKE FORCE (679)
TUI 7341 5 11 0 26 BIRDS (647)
SPIDER MONKEY 7438 1 4 1 24 CHIMERAS (687)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WASH YOUR HANDS 7469 1 1 0 23 TOILET GHOSTS (516)
ANIMOSITY 7471 2 0 1 22 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
DWARF HAMSTER 7452 3 0 0 21 CHIMERAS (687)
OWL BEAR 7434 2 3 0 21 CHIMERAS (687)
TIGER LILY 7448 3 1 1 19 CHIMERAS (687)
SANDY CLAWS 7405 3 3 0 19 BAD SANTA '24 (684)
BEER 7468 1 0 0 11 FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689)
SALADA 7476 1 0 0 10 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
MASCOT 7466 1 0 0 10 FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689)
WOLF MAN 7451 2 1 0 7 CHIMERAS (687)
TURN AROUND 7449 1 2 0 5 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
CAPTAIN JACK 7453 0 2 0 2 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
GHASTHELM 7475 0 1 0 1 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
CONCENTRATE 7478 0 1 0 1 TOILET GHOSTS (516)
CHOP-ALOT CHIP 7473 0 1 0 1 JUST DESSERTS (569)
ODIFEROUS 7477 0 1 0 1 TOILET GHOSTS (516)
MALIGNANCE 7479 0 1 0 1 THE OTHER ONES (404)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RAPSCALLION 7440 1 1 0 ASSASSIN NATION 515 FRANK MURPHY 7395 527 REVENGED
ANGRY ELF 7374 6 2 0 BAD SANTA '24 684 GENERAL CONCENSU 7322 528
KELP 7301 13 9 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 ABBA-ZABA 7215 527
AUK 7441 1 1 0 BIRDS 647 ANIMOSITY 7471 529
KEA 7428 3 2 0 BIRDS 647 SPIDER MONKEY 7438 528
SOLAR FLARE 7398 2 5 0 SOLIS MILITES 511 CAPTAIN HOOK 7241 527
BELLIGERENCE 7445 0 1 0 THE OTHER ONES 404 UNHYGIENIC 7442 527
BLOODLETTER 7380 2 2 1 THE OTHER ONES 404 CLABEZIUS TOGLU 7388 526 NONE
BLOODY 7423 1 2 0 TOILET GHOSTS 516 HULLABALOO 7372 526 NOT REVENGED
FAULTY FLAPPER 7402 1 8 0 TOILET GHOSTS 516 ST-ANDARD 7253 528
MOTHERLOAD 7424 2 4 0 TOILET GHOSTS 516 ST-IMULATING 7250 529
NOSE PICKER 7403 2 8 0 TOILET GHOSTS 516 TIGER LILY 7448 529 JUST REVENGED
DA1 7474 0 1 0 WHAMMO & THUDDA 378 LIGHTBRINGER 530 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Compota -- I had my chance against 'ya oh well maybe next time. I see 'ya outlearned
me too...how typical. -- L. Barrio
Moonstruck -- The ability to take a hit (or two) is an underrated skill -- one that
you don't seem to possess. I take your axe to my face (thankfully which had a full
helm on it) and one little poke to the shoulder sends 'ya packing?. Feel free to try
me again anytime. -- Abba
Chimlevtal -- Personnel Notice! -- Buff Cream Puff will be given one more tournament
opportunity here at the end of the month, then he will be back in rotation in the
arena. This turn, I'm proud to introduce our newest offering to the fans available
through approved Just Desserts(tm) vendors. It is a double chocolate chip ice cream
scoop where the chips are unevenly hacked apart, on a cone with a candy-hardened
cherry red drizzle at the top where the ice cream sits. This new offering celebrates
Chop-Alot Chip who joins us this turn. Four fighting turns to get ready for the
January tournament where he will bring us all home a TV (or better) in the apprentices
division. That is if the bums he will be fighting here are capable of teaching him
anything... -- D. Noble
Da Zagagna -- Impressive, and you deserve the crown. -- Sticky Seat
We salute the departing Compota, former Initiates TC, who also came back from the dead
(dead Apps TV). It is not like there have been many unmodified PS Tournament Champions
in quite a few years, and we are just blessed to have seen him rise and grow in our
team in Chimlevtal. Compota will go on representing our proud arena and team in the
Isle and hopefully keep on proving his worth. Many challenges lie up ahead, but I
guess he has shown he likes to defy the odds. -- La Guillotine
Greetings, Chimlevtal, and thanks for the warm welcome ! After more than two decades
away from the sands of Krill (DM 44), the Infinite Zeroes finally are back in action,
here in Chimlevtal. No doubt the level of competitiveness has improved massively since
the team last fought, but let's just give it a shot and see how far the old timers of
Infinite Zeroes can go ! -- La Guillotine
Nice ! Back in the arena after a 20+ years of vacation and Chimlevtal greets me as the
most popular AND turn favorite ! You guys sure are connoisseurs ! -- Captain Action
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was butchered by LIGHTBRINGER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
UNHYGIENIC unbelievably bested TIGER LILY in a 1 minute novice's Bloodfeud duel.
DA ZAGAGNA outwaited STICKY SEAT in a dull 17 minute veteran's Challenge Title match.
MAJOR SNAFU bested LEMON BARRIO in a exciting 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
MOONSTRUCK devastated DEPRAVITY in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
GENERAL CONCENSUS was devastated by SOLAMANCER in a 1 minute Challenge match.
PIE-EYED DOE handily defeated TAKE UP ARMS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
WASH YOUR HANDS vanquished WOLF MAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TURN AROUND was vanquished by SANDY CLAWS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CAPTAIN JACK was overpowered by DWARF HAMSTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ABBA-ZABA slimly won victory over CAPTAIN ACTION in a 5 minute veteran's bout.
SOL DAEMON devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SUNKIST subdued KOSSUTH in a 3 minute mismatched match.
TAPPED was narrowly defeated by CAPTAIN HOOK in a popular 5 minute master's conflict.
THE WALL defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute struggle.
SOULMATE handily defeated SPARROW in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SANTA'S SLAY devastated TUI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ROSES ARE RED subdued SPIDER MONKEY in a 2 minute gory veteran vs. novice bout.
OWL BEAR handily defeated MALIGNANCE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ANIMOSITY overpowered GHASTHELM in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
BEER overpowered CHOP-ALOT CHIP in a 1 minute uneven fray.
MASCOT handily defeated ODIFEROUS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SALADA demolished CONCENTRATE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 6 - 3 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 18 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 17 - 2 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 45 - 35 - 5 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 46 - 41 - 6 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 20 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 25 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 29 - 48 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 19 - 0 34 |
Turn 530 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 4 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DA ZAGAGNA 6672 36 13 0 150 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ABBA-ZABA 7215 14 10 1 114 JUST DESSERTS (569)
STRIKING ATTACK MOONSTRUCK 4473 11 5 0 107 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
WALL OF STEEL SOL DAEMON 4706 24 16 2 97 SOLIS MILITES (511)
LUNGING ATTACK LEMON BARRIO 7184 15 14 0 93 JUST DESSERTS (569)
SLASHING ATTACK DEPRAVITY 7208 14 12 1 86 THE OTHER ONES (404)
AIMED BLOW SANTA'S SLAY 7378 8 5 0 49 BAD SANTA '24 (684)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CAPTAIN ACTION 4686. The most popular warrior this
turn was TAPPED 7337. The ten other most popular fighters were LEMON BARRIO 7184,
CAPTAIN ACTION 4686, CAPTAIN HOOK 7241, ABBA-ZABA 7215, KOSSUTH 4676, SANDY CLAWS
7405, SANTA'S SLAY 7378, MOONSTRUCK 4473, SOL DAEMON 4706, and SPIDER MONKEY 7438.
The least popular fighter this week was STICKY SEAT 4817. The other ten least
popular fighters were DA ZAGAGNA 6672, CONCENTRATE 7478, ODIFEROUS 7477, CHOP-ALOT
CHIP 7473, MALIGNANCE 7479, SPARROW 7310, CAPTAIN JACK 7453, TURN AROUND 7449, WOLF
MAN 7451, and GENERAL CONCENSUS 7322.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CAPTAIN ACTION (31-4686) INFINITE ZEROES (510)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SOLAMANCER (31-4709) SOLIS MILITES (511)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS (73-1807) THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)
RED BIRD (85-45165) SPREAD THE RED (8222)
WRESTED NUDIST (85-45330) W.S. ANAGRAMS 2 (8255)
LADY O' THE LAKE (86-30287) THRONEHOLDERS (5559)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes