DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 12/10/2008 Duedate: 12/23/2008 ARVAT ARENA DM-32 TURN-591 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS WAR EAGLE SARATOGA GLORY (352) (32-4767) [14-6-1,143] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader WAR EAGLE EAST TO WEST SARATOGA GLORY (352) CHRISTIAN ROCK (415) (32-4767) [14-6-1,143] (32-4929) [3-2-0,35] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite EASTER GUARDIAN LOU C. FIRR SARATOGA GLORY (352) DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) (32-4706) [11-6-1,118] (32-4853) [9-11-0,56] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SARATOGA GLORY (352) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. ANGELS OF PAIN (360) 47 2. SARATOGA GLORY (352) 42 SARATOGA GLORY (352) 3. WAX HOSTILE (399) 32 Unchartered Team 4. DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) 11 5. RILL'S GCSC2 (370) 5 CHRISTIAN ROCK (415) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 SARATOGA GLORY (352) 220 125 20 63.8 1/ 4 SARATOGA GLORY (352) 10 5 2 2/ 2 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) %1061 635 54 62.6 2/ 3 ANGELS OF PAIN (360) 9 5 4 3/ 3 ANGELS OF PAIN (360) 235 156 14 60.1 3/ 1 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) 9 6 0 4/ 4 BARN OF HORRORS (358) 100 79 6 55.9 4/ 2 ROMAN HEROES (73) 8 7 0 5/ 5 ROMAN HEROES (73) 637 515 69 55.3 5/ 5 BARN OF HORRORS (358) 5 10 1 6/ 6 RILL'S GCSC2 (370) 151 151 5 50.0 6/ 9*CHRISTIAN ROCK (415) 2 2 0 7/ 8*CHRISTIAN ROCK (415) 3 4 0 42.9 7/ 8 WAX HOSTILE (399) 1 9 0 8/11 WAX HOSTILE (399) 20 56 0 26.3 8/11 RILL'S GCSC2 (370) 0 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * The Caesar Chronicles: Observations from the Pinnacle of Greatness A Day in the Life of an Arvat Legend... The site was something to behold, vast and teeming with the activity of thousands. The Arvat morning sun burned brightly in a cloudless sky. Large plumes of black smoke rose through the air, caused by the large scale burning of fresh cut wood. The Arvat Riverfront was undergoing major development from Caesar Industries, LLC. Large tracts of forest were being hacked down and burned by large coolie work gangs bearing axes and saws. Logs drifted down the river and huge areas of wetlands were under fire, torched by the coolies in an effort to quickly clear the area. A true ecological disaster was well underway.... Only Treebeard and a marauding group of Ents were missing from this picture.... Nearby, in the massive construction headquarters, Caesar and his henchmen surveyed the site. Roman engineers filled the building, leaning over scrolls and blueprints of the site. These engineers, considered amongst the finest in Alastari, were also responsible for the construction of the Temple of Caesar, Caesar's Country Club, Caesar's Pool Hall over in Chimlevtal and many other feats of construction brilliance. They were the brains behind the operation and they commanded a virtual unlimited labor pool. Thousands of coolies swarmed the riverfront area, digging, hacking, draining, sawing, burning and clearing the land. Giant boulders were being dragged away by coolie laborers with large harnesses and much sweat. The occasional shrill scream of terror broke through the sounds of industry as a giant alligator or legendary Arvat supersized anaconda snatched an unsuspecting coolie from the marsh or river area. Yet, he would be quickly replaced by an alternate coolie, emboldened and willing to accept the risk for the reward. Giant mosquitoes buzzed about, some the size of small birds. The smoke provided temporary relief to the coolies, although a mass fever of West Arvat Virus had already stricken many. In all, the site emanated misery.... "It is pretty funny how they are building their own slums!" roared Trebonius the Magnificent. "This flood magic was well worth the coin we had to pay that conjurer. The damage caused to the coolie shanty towns was devastating." stated Darius the Great. "You are indeed brilliant, sire!" "That flood washed away most of the shanty town, leaving a huge housing problem in Arvat." mused Caesar. "A perfect opportunity for us to buy up land on the cheap, before real estate takes off." "The Dark One has come through on the million gold pieces. The last shipment arrived at our compound yesterday by armored rickshaw and under heavy guard." stated Trebonius. "The Arvat puppet government has agreed to our plan to buy, develop and lease back the riverfront area." chuckled Darius. "They are pleased that we will provide much needed employment and also assist with the housing crisis." "And don't forget, Darius." smiled Caesar. "With one million in new reserves, Roman Pillars Bank & Trust can begin lending at breakneck pace. Those all knowing economists at the Arvat Central Bank have left rates very low and have agreed to continue to do so. In addition, the politicians are worried that raising rates may shatter an already fragile economy. They have chastised the banks for not making more loans available to the poor so that everyone can achieve the Arvat dream of home ownership. Everything is coming together. Stocks will rise and the bulls will charge forward!" "My lord, I have instructed our mortgage bankers to ease lending standards and make loans readily available to all." stated Darius. "These coolies can now borrow with no money down, using interest only and adjustable rate mortgages and at subprime levels! The price of real estate will skyrocket and we will fuel the buying with our aggressive lending." "Everyone will owe us a mortgage and we will sell off all of that land we have been quietly buying up on the cheap!" exclaimed Trebonius. "Profits will soar and we will fuel an economic boom that lines our pockets." "But what if these filthy coolies don't pay us back?" asked Darius, suddenly apprehensive. "The Dark One will want his cut.... Mad Max controls the building inspectors.... There are many wheels to grease!" "Everyone will have money in their pockets since they will all be working, so what does it matter?" stated Caesar. "And once they build up equity in their homes, we will provide them with the means to cash it out and borrow even more. The Dark One is aware and a willing partner on this historical endeavor." "Brilliant, sire!" shouted Darius. The three men stared out at the sprawling site. Black smoke filled the air, trees fell and the sounds of "heave, ho, heave, ho" could be heard everywhere as coolies labored in the morning sun. The construction of the Arvat Coolie Housing Projects was underway, the Arvat Historical Society visited by Caesar's Thugs and nothing remained to stand in the way of ushering in a new era of Arvat prosperity.... * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 606): BLHU MURTHER of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 608): CAELUM of FORCE OF FIVE (Doctor Doom, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 602): LYLYANNA of DARK CREATION (H.P.L. West, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 604): GOLD BULLION of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 603): YAREK ZURN of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 601): BART SIMPSON of CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 300): YAU (DARKFACE) of ZULU NATION (?, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 594): PLATINUM PEENER of METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 298): BEDLAM of CHAOS (Lord of Chaos, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 590): LUCRETIUS of ROMAN HEROES (Caesar, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 588): THE MONK of RAVAGING HORDES (General Ikillu, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 579): KNUCKLE of LOST CAUSE (Vol, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 542): HAWK NELSON of POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 276): BOLI of OF WOLF & MAN (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 270): SISTER MERCY of OLD HABITS (Soultaker, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 257): DOMJON of DRUID'S GROVE (Armalias, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 469): TWIG LITE ZONE of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 456): STITCHES of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (Samwise the Bald) DM 61 JURINE (turn 442): XAVAN YOLE of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 433): ROPE MAN of MIGHTY HEROES (Hombre, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 205): SKIN PEELER of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 401): GOOGLE of CORPS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 397): FOOTSTEPS of PARANOID ASYLUM (Jekyll, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 379): SHANA TWO-KNIVES of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 495): GOLEM of THE PHILANTROPHISTS (Aragorn, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 606): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 608): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 602): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 604): PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 603): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 601): CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 300): THE ANIMALS (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 594): MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 298): LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 590): DEVIL ADVOCATES (Dark One, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 588): RAVAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 579): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 542): LUROICIAN ROYALTY (The Greek Guy, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 276): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 270): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 257): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 469): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 456): HIT ME WITH... (PTFT, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 442): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 463): MIGHTY DUCKS (Woody, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 205): MONGOL HORDE (Crip, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 401): CORPS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 397): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 379): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 495): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 608): BIG SHRIMP of ICE AGE (Wali Kharif, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 604): GOLD BULLION of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 593): HULIK of MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 276): AUNTY ENTITY of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) YUFFIE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 269): THE RON of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.) FOLMOR GRIGG of THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 256): CANTEX of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 456): STITCHES of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (Samwise the Bald) FLICKED BOOGERS of HIT ME WITH... (PTFT, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 205): SKIN PEELER of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) HAWTHORN of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 397): FOOTSTEPS of PARANOID ASYLUM (Jekyll, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Hail Warriors of the Top Ten! Your Duelmaster bids you greetings! It has been a long time since a Roman has sat atop the heap here in Arvat and it is always a good feeling.... We have certainly encountered our fair share of experienced fighters being killed off, both here and abroad, over recent times. Perhaps this unfortunate streak is coming to an end. Last turn, we bid farewell to Marcus (13-6-1), a 21-11-6-17-9-9-11 Lunger with -2 Init, +1 Riposte, +1 Attack and +2 Defense. NORM/GOOD with Experts in Initiative, Riposte, Attack and Defense. R.I.P. Congratulations to Angels of Pain on their 4-1-3 last turn! Tremendous!!! Also, thanks to Undead Duck for extending a title shot to me! It is much appreciated and I hope it helps propel me to Free Blades very, very soon. I see the tourney results were posted on the coliseum billboard. Congratulations to Madness on his victory and also to Ted D. Seaver on a decent showing. As you may have noticed, we Romans are scaling down operations here in Arvat for the time being. Until some new teams show up, there is not much point in randoming up against our allies each and every turn.... Now what do we do about this War Eagle scoundrel? Send me in? The Duelmaster takes the Bloodfeud into his own hands? An Arvat Bloodfeud of the Ages??? Duelmaster versus Mad Max nightmare warrior??? Or perhaps my head on a silver platter?!? Do we send in Lucius? Perhaps he might be able to accomplish the mission.... He plucked the Eagle's feathers in one minute back on Turn 583, only to lose to him the following three turns straight. So perhaps not a good choice after all.... Or do I go with the safe ploy and call in the Fighting Artemidorii? Artie Iv lost to him back on Turn 578 in five brutal minutes, but went on to beat him in three minutes on Turn 588, only to lose to him again on Turn 589, also in three minutes. Artie V, who once went 91 minutes in a tourney (yes, we got a little carried away and ran him in a tourney!) might be tasked with the job as the "unknown quantity." Both he and I (me) have never faced the Eagle. Or do we simply let 'ol Marcus go unavenged? Can't do that because we also need to knock the Eagle down a few pegs since he has more recognition points than I do! Can't have some upstart challenger Eagle with more points than the Duelmaster! Points he received as a result of the loss of our teammate!!! Decisions, decisions.... And you thought it was easy being Duelmaster??? If the Bloodfeud does not happen, that leaves Dee T. Emeter, Mountain General and Easter Guardian. Dee polished me off in two minutes in a random on Turn 583 and has been crushing the Fighting Artemidorii at will (and like beer cans), so he gets avoided. I did narrowly defeat Easter Guardian back on Turn 585 in three bloody minutes, but that fight could have gone either way, although on Turn 588, I did make swift work of him. I've never faced Mountain General before and wouldn't mind a TP "Scumdown of the Ages and Bloodfeud Barbeque Chicken Beerfest." So perhaps that is the best way to go? The General can go the distance, as was the case versus Artie IV on Turn 587 when he scummed his way to victory in 21 long, long, long minutes.... If no Bloodfeud, I hope we match up and Dee gets Convicted Assassin or Venomous Concubine. I've always entertained the thought of a concubine, but perhaps without the venom.... Could we substitute vodka instead? Anyway, not much arena activity these days. We applaud the arrival of Wax Hostile as some new blood (no pun intended) for Arvat. We are sort of sorry to see your team lose three guys last turn. Good luck on your three replacements! Ours was yet another dud.... And what happened to Team Symbi? They really fizzled quick. Too bad.... Welcome also to Christian Rock managed by the legendary Zalgor Prigg! We are certain you will make a fine addition to this ancient and time honored arena! No parry lungers or parry strikes here and only one waste and ripper. Interesting.... Everyone else is a frustrated offensive fighting the number one ranked style (yes, scum always rises to the top!) and the most successful over the past ten turns by four percentage points at 45-36-1. Strikers come in second with a narrow break even margin at 23-22-3. Aimers break even at 17-17-1 and everyone else is below the dreaded fifty percent mark.... That's a wrap for this turn! A brick in the face to the Eagle! The Eagle has Landed? Or has he??? The Arvat hands of time tick away at all of us.... May Caesar's putter always ring true and his driver strike biblical distances! Hail Arvat! I Remain... Lucretius (32-4687) Duelmaster and Bloodfeud Champion Roman Heroes (73) SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of ARVAT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, DEVIL ADVOCATES, since SARATOGA GLORY took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. SARATOGA GLORY turned their 4-1-0 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-1 is nice, but don't get cocky, ANGELS OF PAIN, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see MYSTIC MIRAGE win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, MYSTIC MIRAGE beat DEE T. EMTER and DEE T. EMTER lost 15 points. You're breakin' my heart. Looks like ARVAT has some guts at least, LUCRETIUS the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior. LUCRETIUS Bloodfeuded WAR EAGLE for ARVAT's Title this turn, and guess what happened? And it's out with the old, in with the new, as WAR EAGLE takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, ARVAT? Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. ROMAN HEROES, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it looks like SARATOGA GLORY avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. And we have MOUNTAIN GENERAL in a challenge, going down 15 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought MOUNTAIN GENERAL showed great skill and promise when he overcame SNOWFLAKE. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal! Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and gone, and get to see if their team cared. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? There's got to be a better place in ARVAT to get a drink than The Swinging Aardvark! Any suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of ARVAT. I feel much better now. Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WAR EAGLE 4767 14 6 1 143 SARATOGA GLORY (352) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME EASTER GUARDIAN 4706 11 6 1 118 SARATOGA GLORY (352) MYSTIC MIRAGE 4635 15 11 1 107 SARATOGA GLORY (352) UNDEAD DUCK 4612 8 3 0 99 BARN OF HORRORS (358) MOUNTAIN GENERAL 4634 23 4 1 96 SARATOGA GLORY (352) ARTEMIDORUS IV 4663 18 7 2 92 ROMAN HEROES (73) LUCRETIUS 4687 16 8 2 92 ROMAN HEROES (73) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SNOWFLAKE 4689 15 15 1 84 RILL'S GCSC2 (370) DEE T. EMTER 4860 10 7 0 84 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) LUCIUS 4620 17 12 0 68 ROMAN HEROES (73) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ARTEMIDORUS V 4686 18 5 0 64 ROMAN HEROES (73) AWE 4861 7 10 1 64 ANGELS OF PAIN (360) ESTHER ROTHE 4962 5 3 0 57 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LOU C. FIRR 4853 9 11 0 56 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) MADNESS 4980 4 0 1 46 ANGELS OF PAIN (360) PANIC 4947 4 0 1 46 ANGELS OF PAIN (360) THE SCOUSER 4858 9 8 0 41 SARATOGA GLORY (352) EAST TO WEST 4929 3 2 0 35 CHRISTIAN ROCK (415) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BRAVE DAVE 4964 4 2 0 29 WAX HOSTILE (399) S. MOE DEUS 4999 2 0 0 29 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -AGONY 4944 2 1 1 22 ANGELS OF PAIN (360) MAD COW 4976 3 1 0 15 BARN OF HORRORS (358) BUSY LIZ 4982 1 3 0 9 WAX HOSTILE (399) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? FRATSFA SLAVE 0 0 0 MADNESS 4980 591 NONE STUPIDITY 5004 0 1 0 ANGELS OF PAIN 360 BANDIT PRINCE 591 NONE DA MEAT 1 5000 1 1 1 BARN OF HORRORS 358 DARK CHAMPION 591 NONE DR CHICKEN 5005 0 1 0 BARN OF HORRORS 358 MOUNTAIN TROLL 591 NONE DR GOAT 5006 0 1 0 BARN OF HORRORS 358 SHEWISH GIANT 591 NONE N.Q. BUSS 4946 4 5 0 DEVIL ADVOCATES 105 SPYMASTER 591 NONE BELLIGERENT COOL 5007 0 1 0 ROMAN HEROES 73 SPYMASTER 591 NONE MARCUS 4850 13 6 1 ROMAN HEROES 73 WAR EAGLE 4767 590 BAAAD BOB 4681 7 7 0 WAX HOSTILE 399 EASTER GUARDIAN 4706 590 BOLD N COLD 4981 0 3 0 WAX HOSTILE 399 AGONY 4944 590 MR JUNK I 5010 0 1 0 WAX HOSTILE 399 ARENAMISTRESS SU 591 NONE MR JUNK II 5009 0 1 0 WAX HOSTILE 399 BANDIT PRINCE 591 NONE MR JUNKY ENOUGH 5008 0 1 0 WAX HOSTILE 399 BANDIT PRINCE 591 NONE PERSONAL ADS All -- And that's the last of the Bobs. I remember their creation like it was yesterday...I was traversing my garden path, in search of Flora and fauna (Flora's my cook don't you know) well I must have been dri...uh, thinking...because next thing I knew I found myself face-first on terra firma. Which was not unusual in itself, but gave me pause to consider that new horrible roll-up sheet I'd recently received. I'd make them an all female squad named Bob. (WC) -- Scion, mgr. Wax Hostile Wax Hostile -- Sorry about the loss of Bold N Cold. It was certainly unintentional. Unfortunately I'm now at 4FE and being held for the FTF, so there will be no chance to let you bloodfeud. -- Agony Lucretius -- I am coming! -- Dee T. Emter NQ Buss -- Enough of your losing and poor learning! Dark Arena! -- Your Teammates RUMOR OF THE WEEK: Apparently a new coolie leader has arisen and is talking sedition and rebellion. This "Spartacus" seems to be driving his fellow to attack the establishment and create a new coolie government! Beware! LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DA MEAT 1 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. N.Q. BUSS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel. MR JUNK II was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. MR JUNKY ENOUGH was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel. BELLIGERENT COOLIE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest. STUPIDITY was savagely slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight. MR JUNK I was butchered by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. DR GOAT was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. DR CHICKEN was executed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. LUCRETIUS was handily defeated by WAR EAGLE in a 1 minute Bloodfeud Title melee. MOUNTAIN GENERAL outwaited SNOWFLAKE in a 10 minute gruesome veteran's Challenge duel. BRAVE DAVE won victory over MAD COW in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight. S. MOE DEUS overpowered BUSY LIZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. ARTEMIDORUS IV was savagely defeated by EASTER GUARDIAN in a 2 minute veteran's match. DEE T. EMTER was devastated by MYSTIC MIRAGE in a 1 minute one-sided battle. UNDEAD DUCK devastated LUCIUS in a 1 minute mismatched bout. AWE handily defeated EAST TO WEST in a 1 minute uneven fight. ARTEMIDORUS V luckily beat LOU C. FIRR in a action packed 4 minute expert's struggle. THE SCOUSER was bested by PANIC in a 2 minute master vs. novice upset brawl. ESTHER ROTHE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match. MADNESS executed FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 8 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 19 - 3 57 | |STRIKING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 44 - 40 - 1 52 | |LUNGING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 47 - 52 - 4 47 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 29 - 0 47 | |AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 16 - 18 - 1 47 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 1 44 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 15 - 1 21 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 6 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 - 0 0 | Turn 591 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 5 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 6 2 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK WAR EAGLE 4767 14 6 1 143 SARATOGA GLORY (352) STRIKING ATTACK EASTER GUARDIAN 4706 11 6 1 118 SARATOGA GLORY (352) TOTAL PARRY MOUNTAIN GENERAL 4634 23 4 1 96 SARATOGA GLORY (352) SLASHING ATTACK DEE T. EMTER 4860 10 7 0 84 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) AIMED BLOW LUCIUS 4620 17 12 0 68 ROMAN HEROES (73) BASHING ATTACK MADNESS 4980 4 0 1 46 ANGELS OF PAIN (360) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is EASTER GUARDIAN 4706. The most popular warrior this turn was LOU C. FIRR 4853. The ten other most popular fighters were BRAVE DAVE 4964, EASTER GUARDIAN 4706, SNOWFLAKE 4689, PANIC 4947, DR GOAT 5006, S. MOE DEUS 4999, MYSTIC MIRAGE 4635, ESTHER ROTHE 4962, WAR EAGLE 4767, and ARTEMIDORUS IV 4663. The least popular fighter this week was THE SCOUSER 4858. The other ten least popular fighters were EAST TO WEST 4929, LUCIUS 4620, DEE T. EMTER 4860, BUSY LIZ 4982, MAD COW 4976, LUCRETIUS 4687, MR JUNK I 5010, STUPIDITY 5004, BELLIGERENT COOLIE 5007, and MR JUNKY ENOUGH 5008. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: WAR EAGLE (32-4767) SARATOGA GLORY (352) MYSTIC MIRAGE (32-4635) SARATOGA GLORY (352) WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA! Our next Winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 16-18, 2009. It will be held at the Fiesta Resort in Tempe, AZ at 2100 South Priest Drive, Tempe, 85282 (480-967-1441). Rooms are only $139.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy. There is a free 24-hour shuttle from the airport, free parking, free high-speed wireless internet in all guest rooms. There is a fitness center with cardiovascular and weight-lifting equipment, a heated swimming pool and jacuzzi, with poolside beverage delivery. They have a bustling happy hour in the Kachina lounge, with complimentary hors d'oeuvres. There are tons of restaurants nearby at the Mall, a Denny's across the street, and several fast food options nearby as well, as well as a restaurant in the hotel with room service. If you arrive early or stay late, don't forget that there is excellent golfing in the Phoenix area, with several championship courses nearby. Winter is an excellent time to explore Arizona with a trip to the Grand Canyon or Sedona or any of our other scenic sites across the state. Hotel info: http://www.fiestainnresort.com The rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block. The tournament information sheet will be out imminently. We hope you're all looking forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!