DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/03/2011    Duedate: 08/16/2011

ARVAT ARENA

DM-32    TURN-660

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROGER THE BRAVE
LUROCIAN GUARD (378)
(32-4787) [14-6-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROGER THE BRAVE                POSITION IS EMPTY
LUROCIAN GUARD (378)           
(32-4787) [14-6-0,100]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FIZZGIGUE                      MM
FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)        THE WILLBURYS (426)
(32-5197) [11-24-0,58]         (32-5267) [9-11-1,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANGELS OF PAIN (360)        51
2. DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)       50      DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
3. ARVAT STRONGHOLD (403)      39      Unchartered Team
4. LUROCIAN GUARD (378)        36
5. ZOMBIE SQUAD (429)          21      ZOMBIE SQUAD (429)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD (429)         4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     9  6 1
 2/ 3 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    %1276 733 62 63.5   2/ 5 LUROCIAN GUARD (378)      8  5 1
 3/ 4 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     372 254 25 59.4   3/ 4 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      6  4 2
 4/ 5 LUROCIAN GUARD (378)     148 114  7 56.5   4/ 2*SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    6  8 0
 5/ 8*ARVAT STRONGHOLD (403)    23  18  3 56.1   5/ 3 FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)   6  9 0
 6- 6 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       14  11  0 56.0   6/ 7 ASSORTED (228)            5  4 0
 7/ 7 NOTORIOUS (71)           395 314 12 55.7   7/ 9*ARVAT STRONGHOLD (403)    4  1 1
 8/ 9 ASSORTED (228)           202 184 14 52.3   8/11 THE WILLBURYS (426)       4 11 1
 9/10*SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    13  16  0 44.8   9/12 NOTORIOUS (71)            2  5 0
10/11 THE WILLBURYS (426)       34  50  5 40.5  10/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD (429)        1  0 0
11/12 FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)  525 858 16 38.0  11- 8 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       1  1 0
12/ 0 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     23  45  4 33.8  12/ 0 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     1  4 0
13-13*CAJUN REJECTS (431)        4  11  0 26.7  13-13*CAJUN REJECTS (431)       1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 675): MABUSHI of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 677): LORIMERA of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 585): KILLER of MANIACS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 671): SILVER GHOST of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 673): SAD SLACKS of EMOTIONAL PANTS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 665): ZOMBIE of ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 666): BEETLE BAILEY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 663): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 659): PSIRENA of FISHERMAN'S WHARF (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 656): MANUTE BOL of HEROES (?, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 648): DECEMBRE of URBAN JUNGLE (Jugger, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 607): VILE HENCHMAN of IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 310): ELISHAR of GOD OR GODDESS (Sir Blackguard, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 304): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): NASTY NES of PUBLICH ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 538): ERIK of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 523): HORNET of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 505): VONNER WESS of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 500): SASHA of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 240): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 461): 111 of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 455): NIGHTBRINGER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 447): TESLA SHARPE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 564): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 675): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 677): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 585): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 671): RAINBOW CONNECTION (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 673): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr>)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 665): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 666): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 335): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 663): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 659): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 656): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 648): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 607): IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 310): NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 304): ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 538): MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 523): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 505): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 500): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 240): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 461): SAND DAMCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 455): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 447): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 564): MIDDLE ITALY et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 675): MABUSHI of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 671): SILVER GHOST of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 673): GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 665): DICKY of BOWDEANS (?, mgr.)
                (turn 664): ALIDA BERN of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 665): THIMBLE of MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 662): JEHLCH of MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 658): A.S. MODEUS of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 656): SCUTTLEBUTT of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                       (turn 655): SHARK BAIT of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                                   CRAY DAIZY of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 303): SMOKEY BEAR of THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): GOBERT HINNY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 538): DOLGAN of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                            HAL'IGGE JOYROC of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 523): HORNET of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 504): DELLEA ERAMIN of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 499): HARITH TEN MORU of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 239): MRS. POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 447): THE COUNT of J (Sherlock, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     "Narrowly defeated"?  I wasn't trying for "narrowly defeated," I was trying for
"won a bold and sweeping victory."  Still, this will do.  Thanks, Dave.

                                     Psirena

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Coming up with a solid 4-1-0 outing, LUROCIAN GUARD has advanced 3 
places in the rankings.  It looks like the guys(?) at ARVAT STRONGHOLD had a good 
week as they went 4-1-1 to put them in 7th place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for ESPION, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing 
THOMASO like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay 
to walk out on the sands.  RL lost to TIA MATTE and drops 17 points.  Drawing on all 
of his experience as a 13-6-0 warrior, ROGER THE BRAVE went for the Duelmastership 
against PSIRENA this week.  It's a proud day for the LUROCIAN GUARD stable, as their 
warrior, ROGER THE BRAVE, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  Advice to bashers--never 
force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ARVAT arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid DEVIL ADVOCATES, please raise you hand.  Wow.  
Does ARVAT really have that many liars?  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch 
ANGELS OF PAIN's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running 
from DEVIL ADVOCATES.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of ABSOLUTION, who was 
this week's most challenged warrior.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, 
HIGH SPEED DIRT went after UNDERCOVER LILY, who was higher by 21 points.  Well, when 
the dust settled, HIGH SPEED DIRT was subdued by UNDERCOVER LILY.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  NOT AN ANGEL defied all odds and slew BLACK 
ORC in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as BLACK ORC's 
meat is notoriously tough.  Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and 
hopefully T.P.s) and ESPION demonstrated that very violently on THOMASO's body.  
Congrats to FOR THE GODLINGS! for revenging the death of its teammate (but more 
importantly, feeding ZEE PEE a bit of dirt).  Knowing when to use the right tactics 
at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  Its been 
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide 
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROGER THE BRAVE 4787         14   6  0   100       LUROCIAN GUARD (378)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 D. DAVE ELL 5284             15   4  0    89       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 FOR THE GODLINGS! 3411       16  13  0    88       NOTORIOUS (71)
 PSIRENA 5198                 16  19  0    86       FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)
 DOMINATION 5232              10   2  0    79       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 MATHEU 5224                  15  12  2    67       ASSORTED (228)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TAKE YOUR LUMPS 4260          6   3  0    62       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 FIZZGIGUE 5197               11  24  0    58       FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)
 BARRY THE BOLD 5285           7   5  0    58       LUROCIAN GUARD (378)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIA MATTE 5321                7   2  0    56       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 MINKO 5337                    4   1  0    56       ZOMBIE SQUAD (429)
 ESPION 4764                   3   2  2    56       ARVAT STRONGHOLD (403)
 JOHN MAC 5046                 9   6  2    55       LUROCIAN GUARD (378)
 CATFISH ANNIE 5205           10  23  0    53       FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)
 HANNAMARIE 5288               8  11  0    53       FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)
 PETROV 5222                  11  16  0    49       ASSORTED (228)
 TGG 5264                      7  13  0    49       THE WILLBURYS (426)
 MM 5267                       9  11  1    47       THE WILLBURYS (426)
 ABSOLUTION 5301               4   0  1    47       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 HANNANNA 5289                10   9  0    40       FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)
 SAMPSON 5189                  8   3  0    40       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 UNDERCOVER LILY 5357          4   2  0    39       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 DISTORTION 5280               3   1  0    39       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 RL 5265                       8  12  2    38       THE WILLBURYS (426)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RR 5268                       6   6  0    33       THE WILLBURYS (426)
 MUNCHER 4756                  5   1  0    33       ARVAT STRONGHOLD (403)
 NOT AN ANGEL 5391             1   0  1    33       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZEE PEE 5349                  3   4  1    23       THE WILLBURYS (426)
 EURYDICE TROYER 5376          2   0  1    23       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 NADAR 4717                    4   4  0    22       ARVAT STRONGHOLD (403)
 MISS TEARY 5369               2   2  0    22       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-BLASPHEMY 5332                1   0  0    21       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 RAZOR 4765                    3   2  0    20       ARVAT STRONGHOLD (403)
 PONCHO 5396                   1   0  0    17       ARVAT STRONGHOLD (403)
 JEFF THE JESTER 5292          3   7  0    16       LUROCIAN GUARD (378)
-HEAVEN 4261                   4   3  0    15       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 S.W.A.T. 5359                 2   4  0    15       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 HIGH SPEED DIRT 4790          3   2  0    11       NOTORIOUS (71)
 LOST CHICKEN 5367             2   3  0    10       LUROCIAN GUARD (378)
 DEVLIN D SEGIZE 5377          1   1  0    10       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-POINTDEXTER 5345              1   2  0    10       CAJUN REJECTS (431)
 PIMP IN A BOX 5330            1   0  0     9       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
-OXY TIMBER 5348               2   1  0     7       CAJUN REJECTS (431)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-XESSEY 5346                   1   2  0     5       CAJUN REJECTS (431)
-POKER 5344                    0   3  0     3       CAJUN REJECTS (431)
 DEE N. EMMI 5393              0   1  0     1       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 BOB BLACKOPS BADGER 5395      0   1  0     1       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 BUNKER BUSTIN BUCK 5394       0   1  0     1       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BAD ANGEL 5392          0  1 0 ANGELS OF PAIN 360   ARENAMISTRESS SU      660  NONE
THOMASO 5223           12 15 1 ASSORTED 228         ESPION 4764           660   
BLACK ORC               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           NOT AN ANGEL 5391     660  NONE
DLFN 5328               0  1 0 DEATH BY DESIGN 264  DARK CHAMPION         660  NONE
OOH BEAR 5329           0  1 0 DEATH BY DESIGN 264  MOUNTAIN TROLL        660  NONE
LOVE ROLLERCOAST 4789   1  3 0 NOTORIOUS 71         ZEE PEE 5349          658  JUST REVENGED
THUNDERKISS 65 4707     2  6 1 NOTORIOUS 71         HIGH ELF              660  NONE
TIPSY 5385              0  1 0 NOTORIOUS 71         EURYDICE TROYER 5376  660   
ANNA SASSIN 5361        1  3 0 SECRET SQUIRRELS 433 JOHN MAC 5046         658  REVENGED
SECRET AGENT ED 5358    3  2 0 SECRET SQUIRRELS 433 ABSOLUTION 5301       659   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Gah.  Looks like I didn't get it together to do my DM column in time before the whole
wagon train of us set out for the tournament.  Sorry, all. -- A.S. Modeus

Psirena -- Good fight.  Hopefully that title will jump start your career. -- Dave

Secret Agent Ed -- Sorry about that.  Not sure about all those head and body hits, it
wasn't my goal.  At least we have a dead tournament coming up. - Absolution

G Ben -- Thanks for the congrats.  It was a fun tournament and we were honored to
bring back a TV and yet another TC for Arvat.  And, amazingly, it was an all Arvat
rookies title fight.  Things are looking up here in the City by the Swamp. -- Angels
and Devils

John Mac -- You're lucky I have a soft spot for you. -- Undercover Lily

Xessey -- You're welcome. -- S.W.A.T.

Jeff The Jester -- That took longer than I had hoped. -- Miss Teary
P.S.  The Teary stands for your tears hahahaha.

Absolution -- I got Absolutly what I deserved with that challenge. -- Secret Agent Ed
P.S.  Put a good word in for me with the big guy upstairs if you would.

Psirena -- Congrats on the throne! -- Secret Squirrels
P.S.  You did not see us, we were never here...

Blasphemy -- We are not looking forward to meeting you but we are guessing that one
of us will meet you this turn as we are the only newbies fighting this turn, unless
we win then we are most happy, but with what you did in the tourney we think not. --
Bob "Blackops" Beaver and Bunker Bustin Buck
P.S.  Now try and say our names together 5 times fast hahahaha.

Whatever tourney was being reported, we salute the participants, especially Blasphemy
and British Sea Power. -- Jorja and Fisherman's Wharf

Barry the Bold -- At least the steward called me "slim."  I suppose that's something,
though a win would have been better.  Back to the practice yard for me. -- Catfish
Annie

Tgg -- A lack of vowels is not a sufficient defense. -- Fizzgigue

Petrov -- You do not belong to an appealing assortment. -- Hannamarie

Oh, heck, the Dangerous Criminal. -- Hannanna

13 July 11
                                   Announcing!

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THUNDERKISS 65 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BAD ANGEL was slaughtered by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
OOH BEAR was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a action packed 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DLFN was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NOT AN ANGEL assassinated BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
FOR THE GODLINGS! vanquished ZEE PEE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
S.W.A.T. was devastated by ABSOLUTION in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
ROGER THE BRAVE viciously subdued PSIRENA in a 2 minute Challenge Title melee.
BARRY THE BOLD defeated CATFISH ANNIE in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
NADAR savagely defeated JEFF THE JESTER in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
HIGH SPEED DIRT was overpowered by UNDERCOVER LILY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
DOMINATION was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 4 minute master's conflict.
D. DAVE ELL devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute bloody mismatched bout.
MM was defeated by JOHN MAC in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
MATHEU vanquished HANNANNA in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
MUNCHER was devastated by MINKO in a 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
TIA MATTE demolished RL in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SAMPSON was savagely defeated by HANNAMARIE in a 6 minute bloody conflict.
FIZZGIGUE bested DISTORTION in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
PETROV was luckily beaten by TGG in a action packed 1 minute gruesome bout.
THOMASO was easily killed by ESPION in a 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
MISS TEARY was defeated by RR in a 1 minute beginner vs. veteran fight.
RAZOR overpowered BUNKER BUSTIN BUCK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LOST CHICKEN defeated BOB BLACKOPS BADGER in a exciting 1 minute beginner's match.
EURYDICE TROYER easily killed TIPSY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DEVLIN D SEGIZE was overpowered by PONCHO in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
PIMP IN A BOX defeated DEE N. EMMI in a action packed 3 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       9         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  13 -  0      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  35 -  3      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  15 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        31 -  23 -  2      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  26 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  18 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  33 -  1      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 660 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ROGER THE BRAVE 4787       14   6  0  100 LUROCIAN GUARD (378)
TOTAL PARRY      D. DAVE ELL 5284           15   4  0   89 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
WALL OF STEEL    FOR THE GODLINGS! 3411     16  13  0   88 NOTORIOUS (71)
STRIKING ATTACK  MATHEU 5224                15  12  2   67 ASSORTED (228)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BARRY THE BOLD 5285         7   5  0   58 LUROCIAN GUARD (378)
AIMED BLOW       TIA MATTE 5321              7   2  0   56 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
BASHING ATTACK   JOHN MAC 5046               9   6  2   55 LUROCIAN GUARD (378)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FIZZGIGUE 5197.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MM 5267.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEE N. EMMI 5393, ROGER THE 
BRAVE 4787, DOMINATION 5232, OOH BEAR 5329, NADAR 4717, D. DAVE ELL 5284, JOHN MAC 
5046, HANNAMARIE 5288, PETROV 5222, and BARRY THE BOLD 5285.

The least popular fighter this week was TIPSY 5385.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BUNKER BUSTIN BUCK 5394, THOMASO 5223, RL 5265, MUNCHER 4756, HANNANNA 
5289, JEFF THE JESTER 5292, PSIRENA 5198, DLFN 5328, BAD ANGEL 5392, and THUNDERKISS 
65 4707.

               FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BILL P. GORE 5114 (20-1-1)             4  3  0         DEVIL ADVOCATES      
ED SILL 1960 (22-9-1)                  1  3  0         DEAD WE SUCK         
FREEWHEEL BURNIN' 4245 (22-9-1)        0  3  0         CALL THE PRIEST      

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROGER THE BRAVE 4787 (13-6-0)          2  3  0         LUROCIAN GUARD       
TAKE YOUR LUMPS 4260 (6-3-0)           2  3  0         COLLEGE RADIO        

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DOMINATION 5232 (9-1-0)                9  3  0         ANGELS OF PAIN       
ITEM 4794 (7-6-0)                      3  3  0         ERRATA               
COFFEE 4637 (7-3-1)                    2  3  0         ERRATA               

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ABSOLUTION 5301 (2-0-0)                6  3  0         ANGELS OF PAIN       
VENEER 4549 (4-0-1)                    3  3  0         ERRATA               
DISTORTION 5280 (3-0-0)                2  3  0         DEATH BY DESIGN      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MINKO 5337 (3-1-0)                     5  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUAD         
LIVERTARIANS 5271 (0-0-0)              4  3  0         POLITICAL NIGHTMARES 

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLASPHEMY 5332 (0-0-0)                17  1  1         ANGELS OF PAIN       
BRITISH SEA POWER 5370 (0-0-0)        16  3  0         COLLEGE RADIO        
DAY DREAM 5365 (0-0-0)                 4  3  0         KHAOS                
PIMP IN A BOX 5330 (0-0-0)             3  3  0         DEATH BY DESIGN      
DEVLIN D SEGIZE 5377 (0-0-0)           2  3  0         DEVIL ADVOCATES      
EURYDICE TROYER 5376 (0-0-0)           2  3  1         DEVIL ADVOCATES      
FRUSTRATION 5378 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         ANGELS OF PAIN       
MALEVOLENCE 5333 (0-0-0)               0  3  0  DEAD   ANGELS OF PAIN       

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.