DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/23/2011    Duedate: 12/06/2011

ARVAT ARENA

DM-32    TURN-668

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EMPTY BOTTLE
FOUND IN THE SAND (311)
(32-3819) [14-5-2,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EMPTY BOTTLE                   SANDY EYES
FOUND IN THE SAND (311)        PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
(32-3819) [14-5-2,119]         (32-5388) [4-0-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FIZZGIGUE                      DECAYED DARLA
FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)        THE WALKING DEAD (439)
(32-5197) [12-31-0,70]         (32-5440) [1-1-0,4]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FOR THE SHIRE (359)         21
2. NOTORIOUS (71)              19      DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
3. QUAHOG'S FINEST (435)       19      Unchartered Team
4. THE WALKING DEAD (439)      17
5. PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)       15      THE WALKING DEAD (439)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    %1301 747 62 63.5   1/ 1 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    10  4 0
 2/ 2 FOUND IN THE SAND (311)   87  54  7 61.7   2/ 6 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    6  9 1
 3- 3 CALL THE PRIEST (344)    204 129  9 61.3   3/ 5 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      5  2 0
 4- 4*THE CRIMSON CUP (438)      3   2  0 60.0   4- 3 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       5  2 0
 5/ 5 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     384 266 25 59.1   5- 2 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     5  5 1
 6- 6 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       23  17  0 57.5   6/11*THE WALKING DEAD (439)    5  5 0
 7/ 7 NOTORIOUS (71)           398 317 12 55.7   7/ 4 FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)   4 11 0
 8/ 8 ASSORTED (228)           212 189 15 52.9   8/ 9 FOUND IN THE SAND (311)   3  0 0
 9/ 9*THE WALKING DEAD (439)     5   5  0 50.0   9- 7*THE CRIMSON CUP (438)     3  2 0
10/ 0 APOCALYPSE (385)         138 169 10 45.0  10/13 NOTORIOUS (71)            3  3 0
11/ 0 FOR THE SHIRE (359)       29  39  1 42.6  11/12*PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)     3  5 0
12/11*PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)      7  10  0 41.2  12/ 8 ASSORTED (228)            2  3 0
13/10 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    28  41  1 40.6  13/ 0 APOCALYPSE (385)          2  3 0
14-13 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     36  59  5 37.9  14/14 GIANT KILLERS (152)       2  7 0
15/14 FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)  538 885 16 37.8  15/ 0 FOR THE SHIRE (359)       1  0 0
16/12 GIANT KILLERS (152)       12  20  1 37.5  16-10 CALL THE PRIEST (344)     1  1 0
17/ 0*QUAHOG'S FINEST (435)      1   2  0 33.3  17/ 0*QUAHOG'S FINEST (435)     1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 683): TIGHT BLOUSE of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 685): CRITIAS of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 601): STARFLOWER of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 679): BOWEN of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 681): BILLY JACK of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 673): KAIREEN LAMAR of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 674): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 339): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 671): BERYLLIUM BUFFER of METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 337): TERROR TWIN of ALL NIGHT LONG (?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 667): EMPTY BOTTLE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 664): SALORIMA TIRANSITH of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 656): RABEL of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 615): SAMUEL CLIPPER of WARRIORS OF STEEL (?, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 314): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 308): RACECAR of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 295): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 546): MANZA WIGGLES of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 531): POTATO BUG of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-sop, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 513): BARTON DAWES of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 508): IN YOUR FACE of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 244): BBIAB of H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 469): POLE CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 463): BALISONG of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 455): MO J of J (Sherlock, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 572): SUPERIOR FORCES of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (A-sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 683): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 685): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 601): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 679): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 681): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 673): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 674): MOM'S STUFF (The Kid, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 339): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 271): MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 337): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 667): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 664): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 656): REALLY? (?, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 615): WARRIORS OF STEEL (?, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 314): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 308): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 295): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 546): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 231): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 513): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 508): BASH BROS EVANGELIST (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 244): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 469): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 463): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 455): J (Sherlock, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 572): THE WILLBURYS 78 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 682): SHORT SKIRT of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 599): BOOZER of DA BULLS (Khisanth, mgr.)
                            SAUSAGE PARTY of DUDE RANCH (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 681): BILLY JACK of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 674): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
                            BEETLE BAILEY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
                            FREE PARKING of MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
                (turn 673): THE GREAT GAZOO of CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 671): BERYLLIUM BUFFER of METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 666): D. DAVE ELL of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
                          PETROV of ASSORTED (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 615): SAMUEL CLIPPER of WARRIORS OF STEEL (?, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 308): CHABAT of PAWN OF PROPHECY (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 294): NASTY NES of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 546): MANZA WIGGLES of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 530): CHIQUITA CHIWAWA of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 242): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 469): POLE CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
                  (turn 468): NIMINI TYL ZO of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 463): BALISONG of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                      (turn 462): BUBBA of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                                  NIGHTBRINGER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 454): DELNA BERIN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Every day Assur tells me something different.  One day I'm preparing for a
tourney.  The next I'm trying to earn land and a title.  The next I'm going to sit
out and try to be immortal in a tourney.  He can't seem to make up his mind with
regards to what he wants from me.  I've decided to start ignoring him and concentrate
on training.  That way when/if he does make up his mind, I'll be ready for whatever.
     My challenges this turn go to Take Your Lumps.  He is the top contender and
Assur believes I can beat him.  Plus, he wants to see just how good I am.  Beating
the best the in arena is the best way to determine that.  And no offense to Psirena,
but her record does not suggest the best in the arena.
     It is fun to be back, dueling again, and even more fun to have success and sit
in this fine throne!

Empty Bottle

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly ARVAT games.  Fortune did not smile upon CALL THE 
PRIEST this time out who this turn suffered a fall into 16th position in the wake of 
a 0-0-0 round.  Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!  
Witness how this week THE WALKING DEAD went 3-2-0 to move up 5 in the rankings.  
FATTY BOLGER caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully 
bested FAMINE and was awarded 21 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more 
notable duels, FATTY BOLGER put down FAMINE, causing her to lose 18 points of 
recognition in the process.  Not for nothing has EMPTY BOTTLE in the past laid claim 
to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again.  
Would you believe that over half of the old women in ARVAT seem to feel that they 
could fight better than you gladiators?   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city ARVAT.  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in ARVAT these 
days is NOTORIOUS.  At least, most blades in town are looking to avoid them.  
Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the better part 
of last week avoiding NOTORIOUS.  Indeed it was PAINFUL THOUGHT.  Mighty fighters 
cannot but expect competition from those below.  UNDERCOVER LILY take warning!  You 
have more than a few enemies in ARVAT.  For some warriors honor is not 
important--only empty victory.  See, gladiators, how TIA MATTE of DEVIL ADVOCATES 
challenged down 17 points to CATFISH ANNIE.  Few would not have guessed the outcome 
of the bout as CATFISH ANNIE was overcame by TIA MATTE.  Is this what passes for 
courage in ARVAT?   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers 
the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in ARVAT.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Sadly warriors, now longer can I 
keep thy company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till 
we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no 
one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EMPTY BOTTLE 3819            14   5  2   119       FOUND IN THE SAND (311)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TAKE YOUR LUMPS 4260         10   3  0   101       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 MATHEU 5224                  20  15  2    94       ASSORTED (228)
 ABSOLUTION 5301              11   1  1    91       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIA MATTE 5321               13   4  0    90       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 PSIRENA 5198                 18  25  0    87       FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)
-DISTORTION 5280               7   4  0    81       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 FIZZGIGUE 5197               12  31  0    70       FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)
-FOR THE GODLINGS! 3411       16  14  0    69       NOTORIOUS (71)
-DOMINATION 5232              11   3  0    68       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 CATFISH ANNIE 5205           13  28  0    67       FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)
 DEVLIN D SEGIZE 5377          8   2  0    67       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IHAO 4476                    10  12  1    66       APOCALYPSE (385)
 HANNANNA 5289                15  12  0    63       FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)
-EVIL FANTASIES 4443           9   5  0    63       CALL THE PRIEST (344)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMMIR 4475                   9  11  1    55       APOCALYPSE (385)
-SAMPSON 5189                 10   7  0    54       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 FATTY BOLGER 4966             4   1  0    52       FOR THE SHIRE (359)
 UNDERCOVER LILY 5357          5   9  0    42       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 SANDY EYES 5388               4   0  0    42       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
 S.W.A.T. 5359                 6   8  1    38       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-DEVASTATION 5420              4   0  0    35       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEE N. EMMI 5393              6   3  0    33       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 FAMINE 4541                   8   7  1    32       APOCALYPSE (385)
-PIMP IN A BOX 5330            4   0  0    27       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 SIR VEILLANCE 5421            3   2  0    24       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 PESTILENCE 5170               3   0  0    24       APOCALYPSE (385)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS TEARY 5369               5   7  0    23       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-INSIDIOUS 5415                3   2  1    23       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 BOB BLACKOPS BADGER 5395      4   5  0    22       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 GHENGIS KHAN 1577             2   2  0    22       GIANT KILLERS (152)
-DEER TICK 5372                2   2  0    22       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
-BLASPHEMY 5332                1   0  0    21       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
-DEMON KING 1436               4   3  0    19       GIANT KILLERS (152)
 HIGH SPEED DIRT 4790          4   3  0    19       NOTORIOUS (71)
 ROTTING ROLAND 5437           2   0  0    15       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 PLAGUE 5153                   1  10  1    14       APOCALYPSE (385)
-RUFUS BURROWS 4974            3   4  0    13       FOR THE SHIRE (359)
 PUNCH PUPPIES 5386            1   1  0    13       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
 GUTTED GARY 5439              1   1  0    11       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 BUFF PIG 5381                 1   0  0    11       QUAHOG'S FINEST (435)
 BUSTED SHINS 5389             1   3  0    11       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
 HANNALOUISE 5417              2   4  0    10       FISHERMAN'S WHARF (288)
-A TOUCH OF EVIL 5410          2   2  0    10       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
 THE BRENCHEL 5403             2   0  0    10       NOTORIOUS (71)
-LISSIE POOLE 5433             1   0  0    10       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
-BLOOD RED SKIES 5430          1   0  0    10       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
-ZEUS 1438                     2   2  1     9       GIANT KILLERS (152)
 DOCTOR BILLS 5387             1   4  0     9       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
 BALKIR 1517                   1   4  0     7       GIANT KILLERS (152)
 BRAINS MCGEE 5441             1   1  0     7       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
-GILBERTO BABEL 5436           1   0  0     6       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
-CLAIRE D'LUNE 5432            1   0  0     6       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
 RECORD-STORE JESUS 5384       0   1  0     5       QUAHOG'S FINEST (435)
 DECAYED DARLA 5440            1   1  0     4       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
-BUG GUTS 5428                 1   1  0     4       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
-DEEP FREEZE 4747              0   4  0     4       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
 EURYDICE TROYER 5426          0   2  0     4       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 PUTRID PAULA 5438             0   2  0     2       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
-FLORA D'LUNE 5435             0   1  0     1       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
 REDHAMMER 5473                0   1  0     1       GIANT KILLERS (152)
-ANGUS GREYWALL 5434           0   1  0     1       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
-PROPHECY 5429                 0   1  0     1       CALL THE PRIEST (344)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAGE THE ELEPHAN 5422   1  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 364    INSIDIOUS 5415        666   
HEAVEN 4261             6  5 0 COLLEGE RADIO 364    S.W.A.T. 5359         667   
NO DEVIL! 5471          0  1 0 DEVIL ADVOCATES 105  WURM KIN              668  NONE
COLD BLOOD 5431         0  1 0 NOTORIOUS 71         SPYMASTER             668  NONE
QUAG-DINGO 5380         0  1 0 QUAHOG'S FINEST 435  WURM KIN              668  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Floyd -- Disease was named after the town-- and it's a pretty mean thing to do to a
nice little place! -- the Dark One

All -- Thanks for the congrats and sorry for no column on the way out-- was caught in
a blizzard that prevented messages in or out.  Just sitting in the dark for a week.
-- D. Dave Ell

Lily -- Ye gods.  I thought I'd seen the last of you... -- Absolution

RUMOR OF THE WEEK:  Word has it that a vicious pack of rabid dogs has been seen in
the Arvat area-- they have been attacking lone travellers on the roads out of town...

Sampson -- Managers can and will do ANYTHING.  We are as the dust beneath their feet.
-- Hannanna

Empty Bottle -- Yeah, well, I'm *told* that my name derives, by some moderately
round-about way, from a fishing spear belonging to a guy named Thor who lived in a
place called BC.  Mostly I don't mind, spearing fish is an interesting challenge,
except when you have to break the ice to do it. -- Fizzgigue

Take Your Lumps -- Do I gotta?  What if I'd rather have someone ELSE's lumps? --
Fizzgigue

Miss Teary -- It does no good to cry. -- Catfish Annie

Undercover Lily -- Be bold and up front.  That's better than sneaking around. --
Hannanna

Deer Tick -- Cheese louise!  Do I look like some stupid deer? -- Hannalouise
P.S.  Maybe you shouldn't answer that one.

Distortion -- That's nothing to someone who routinely deals with the results of
differing refractive indices between air and water. -- Psirena

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COLD BLOOD was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
QUAG-DINGO was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
NO DEVIL! was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TIA MATTE vanquished CATFISH ANNIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SANDY EYES overpowered MISS TEARY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BUSTED SHINS bested DECAYED DARLA in a action packed 3 minute Challenge brawl.
BALKIR was savagely defeated by BOB BLACKOPS BADGER in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
PUTRID PAULA was devastated by HIGH SPEED DIRT in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
GHENGIS KHAN handily defeated DOCTOR BILLS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
GUTTED GARY won victory over HANNALOUISE in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
PUNCH PUPPIES slimly lost to SIR VEILLANCE in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
EURYDICE TROYER was luckily beaten by BRAINS MCGEE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
EMPTY BOTTLE overpowered PSIRENA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
FIZZGIGUE was devastated by MATHEU in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ABSOLUTION savagely defeated IHAO in a 2 minute gory master's match.
DEVLIN D SEGIZE handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HANNANNA won victory over UNDERCOVER LILY in a 2 minute bout.
FAMINE was devastated by FATTY BOLGER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HAMMIR overpowered DEE N. EMMI in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
S.W.A.T. devastated PLAGUE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PESTILENCE subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 5 minute bout.
THE BRENCHEL savagely defeated REDHAMMER in a 2 minute bloody novice's match.
ROTTING ROLAND bested RECORD-STORE JESUS in a popular 1 minute novice's contest.
BUFF PIG viciously subdued PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute gruesome novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  16 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  25 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        45 -  36 -  2      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  30 -  2      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  14 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  32 -  0      32  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  29 -  1      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |

Turn 668 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  EMPTY BOTTLE 3819          14   5  2  119 FOUND IN THE SAND (311)
LUNGING ATTACK   ABSOLUTION 5301            11   1  1   91 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
AIMED BLOW       TIA MATTE 5321             13   4  0   90 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
SLASHING ATTACK  SANDY EYES 5388             4   0  0   42 PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FIZZGIGUE 5197.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DECAYED DARLA 5440.  The ten other most popular fighters were GUTTED GARY 5439, 
ABSOLUTION 5301, BOB BLACKOPS BADGER 5395, EMPTY BOTTLE 3819, HANNANNA 5289, THE 
BRENCHEL 5403, BUFF PIG 5381, TIA MATTE 5321, SANDY EYES 5388, and BUSTED SHINS 5389.

The least popular fighter this week was PESTILENCE 5170.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PLAGUE 5153, FIZZGIGUE 5197, PSIRENA 5198, DOCTOR BILLS 5387, PUTRID 
PAULA 5438, MISS TEARY 5369, CATFISH ANNIE 5205, NO DEVIL! 5471, QUAG-DINGO 5380, and 
COLD BLOOD 5431.