DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/11/2012    Duedate: 04/24/2012

ARVAT ARENA

DM-32    TURN-678

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEE N. EMMI
DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
(32-5393) [14-5-0,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TIA MATTE                      T ON
DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)          BOWL O'RAMA (441)
(32-5321) [20-7-0,128]         (32-5480) [7-2-0,57]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MATHEU                         SOPHIE D'LUNE
ASSORTED (228)                 THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
(32-5224) [25-20-2,97]         (32-5541) [3-1-1,19]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE CRIMSON CUP (438)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)       59
2. THE CRIMSON CUP (438)       29      ERRATA (387)
3. ANGELS OF PAIN (360)        27      Unchartered Team
4. NOTORIOUS (71)              26
5. THE WALKING DEAD (439)      26      BOWL O'RAMA (441)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SEGUE CARTEL (440)         1   0  0  100   1/ 3*THE CRIMSON CUP (438)     9  6 0
 2- 2 GOING APES (432)          59  22  1 72.8   2/ 4 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     8  3 0
 3/ 6 ERRATA (387)              30  17  2 63.8   3/ 1 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       8  6 0
 4/ 4 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    %1328 764 63 63.5   4/ 2*BOWL O'RAMA (441)         7  6 0
 5/ 5 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       43  26  0 62.3   5/ 8 THE WALKING DEAD (439)    6  5 0
 6/ 3*BOWL O'RAMA (441)         26  16  2 61.9   6/ 6 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    6  7 0
 7/ 7 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     391 271 26 59.1   7- 7 GOING APES (432)          5  0 0
 8/ 0 NOTORIOUS (71)           401 327 12 55.1   8/ 5 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     5  6 1
 9/ 0 ROMAN HEROES (73)        678 584 71 53.7   9/10*OTTO ONLINE (443)         4  8 0
10/ 9*THE CRIMSON CUP (438)     24  21  1 53.3  10/14 ERRATA (387)              3  1 0
11/ 8 ASSORTED (228)           217 194 15 52.8  11- 9 PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)     3  4 0
12/10 THE WALKING DEAD (439)    27  29  0 48.2  12/19 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      2  2 1
13/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS (368)     61  67  7 47.7  13-11*B.I.G. (437)              2  3 0
14/11 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    55  61  2 47.4  14-13*SEGUE CARTEL (440)        1  0 0
15/ 0 LORDS OF CHAOS (445)      36  43  3 45.6  15/ 0 NOTORIOUS (71)            1  4 0
16/12 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     46  66  6 41.1  16/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS (368)     0  5 0
17-13 PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)     21  31  0 40.4  17-18 THE WILLBURYS (426)       0  4 0
18-14*B.I.G. (437)               2   3  0 40.0  18-12 GIANT KILLERS (152)       0  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-15 GIANT KILLERS (152)       23  35  1 39.7  19/15 ASSORTED (228)            0  3 0
20-17 THE WILLBURYS (426)       34  59  5 36.6  20/ 0 LORDS OF CHAOS (445)      0  1 0
21/18*OTTO ONLINE (443)          6  16  0 27.3  21/ 0 ROMAN HEROES (73)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 693): FREE WHEEL of THE WILLBURYS 9 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 695): ANTIPHON of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 621): WOLFDOG of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 689): SHANK of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 691): GOLD CHARM of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 683): ZOMBIE of ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 684): WATER WORKS of MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 344): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 681): CAPTAIN KIRK of TREKKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 677): DEE N. EMMI of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 674): HEADLESS NORSEMAN of HALLOWIENERS (The Dark One)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 666): MONKEY MAN of REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 625): KIRVINJ of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 319): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 313): SALAD SLAYER of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 300): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 556): TIKI LA'BANE of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 541): ANON of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 523): HORSE D'OEUVRE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 518): IN YOUR FACE of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 479): NEGATIVE ONE of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 473): LEAPS INTO THE AIR of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 465): CALEAM CHOWDER of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 582): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 693): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 695): BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 621): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 689): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 691): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 683): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 684): MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 344): PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 681): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 677): COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 674): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 666): REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 625): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 318): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 313): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 300): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 556): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 541): SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 523): STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 518): BASH BROS EVANGELIST (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 479): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 473): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 465): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 582): TOURNEY TEAM (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 693): FREE WHEEL of THE WILLBURYS 9 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 695): ANTIPHON of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 621): WOLFDOG of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 689): SHANK of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 683): ZOMBIE of ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 681): CASIMIR PULASKI of BOHICA (Scruffy Puff, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 312): PATRY TRAP of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 299): PURPLE ACE of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 555): DOBIE FROME of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 522): ANDRES of BOMB SQUAD (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 518): IN YOUR FACE of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                              KORDAL T'ROHN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 471): GREEN ROCK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     'You there -- arena scribe.  Take notes.  And NO Embezzling!

     I'm Dee N. Emmi.  My name used to be...  Well, that's not really important.
It's all about who I am now.  I'm Duelmaster of Arvat, that's who.  To get there I
had to beat this guy Spat or Squat, or something like that.  In any case, he made
sounds like that when I hit him.  A lot.  Squish!  That was it...  No... I'll get it
eventually.
     I'm a bit distracted by all these bugs I keep finding all over the place.  Those
squirrels sure are smelly.  They left all kinds of 'presents' in the Duelmaster's
wing of the Arvat arena.  This place is filthy.  I'm having the servants scour out
the whole place and we're adding lavender window treatments and fuzzy white carpets.
It's going to be totally rad!
     Oh.  Right.  I'm supposed to be talking news in Arvat.  Nearly everybody cleared
out for the tournament.  Right now it's just me and Tia and two recruits who just
staggered in.  One of them looks good, in any case.  It's REALLY boring around here
come tourney time.  The sands thin out and everyone takes off.  At least the lines at
the bars are easier to navigate.  So we're sending a couple of Devils and FOUR Angels
to the tournament.  The boss has high hopes for some of them.  I didn't get a chance,
but then again I was right in the middle of a class, so it probably wasn't the best
idea.  Maybe next time!
     What else is new?  I was just offered a modeling deal for a local ale brand, but
they wanted me to say I liked the stuff, and, honestly, it tasted like cow pee.  Not
sure exactly what that tastes like, but it's kind of how I'd expect it to taste.  I'm
also trying to work around all these dates I've been getting notice of.  Well, not
dates, challenges.  Looks like everyone is challenging me, all of a sudden.  I guess
that's what it's like being popular.

Scribe -- just sign me off now.  I have to go for a dress fitting.

Dee N. Emmi
Duelmaster
Arvat

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail ARVAT!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as COLLEGE RADIO is pushed out 
of top team by THE CRIMSON CUP, who came from 3rd with a 3-2-0 this turn.  Now keep 
the taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for GIANT KILLERS, 
whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 6 into 18th.  ANGELS OF PAIN stable has 
parlayed this turn's 2-0-1 into a 7 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up 
to 12th place.  Good work, guys!  The DEVIL ADVOCATES guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and 
deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind of thing can 
lead.  And let's see, CLAIRE D'LUNE fought TERRI and gained 23 points and contributed 
to THE CRIMSON CUP's 3-2-0.  TERRI has lost to CLAIRE D'LUNE, falling 19 points, 
while helping make BOWL O'RAMA a 2-3-0 turn.  This turn DEE N. EMMI challenged MATHEU 
in what was ARVAT's Title bout.  Defending hers title for another turn, DEE N. EMMI 
kept ASSORTED's warrior, MATHEU, from claiming the throne.  By the way, was that our 
Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Dripping Blade?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  GOING APES has cause to stand tall, as 
they were ARVAT's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And guess who avoided GOING APES stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was SECRET 
SQUIRRELS.  Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that LISSIE POOLE from 
THE CRIMSON CUP was ARVAT's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  THE CRIMSON CUP has lost LISSIE POOLE to the arena in the sky, but they 
don't seem to be worried.  What do you expect from 4-5-0?  Is it really true that 
ARVAT has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Always good to rest in ARVAT, but never good to wear out my welcome.  Look 
for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in ARVAT again, farewell-- Alarond 
the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEE N. EMMI 5393             14   5  0   127       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TAMARIN 5350                 12   5  0   138       GOING APES (432)
 TIA MATTE 5321               20   7  0   128       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-ABSOLUTION 5301              16   1  1   113       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
-ARTEMIDORUS V 4686           29  17  0   108       ROMAN HEROES (73)
 MISS TEARY 5369              13   9  1   105       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 MATHEU 5224                  25  20  2    97       ASSORTED (228)
-MAMMIFERE 5351               11   3  0    97       GOING APES (432)
 TAKE YOUR LUMPS 4260         13   6  0    95       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 S.W.A.T. 5359                13  11  1    94       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISTORTION 5280               9   6  1    88       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
-SPIDER MONKEY 5353           10   6  1    86       GOING APES (432)
 BRITISH SEA POWER 5370        5   1  0    84       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
-MAGILLA GORILLA 5352         13   3  0    79       GOING APES (432)
 ITEM 4794                     9   6  0    79       ERRATA (387)
 SAMPSON 5189                 13   8  0    78       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 DIONYSUS 5506                 9  10  0    72       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)
-DOMINATION 5232              11   3  0    68       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 ROTTING ROLAND 5437           9   2  0    68       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 FOR THE GODLINGS! 3411       16  15  0    67       NOTORIOUS (71)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COFFEE 4637                   8   4  1    64       ERRATA (387)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHIFDEN 4327                  8  13  0    64       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
 PUTRID PAULA 5438             6   5  0    64       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
-ORANGUTAN 5355               13   3  0    61       GOING APES (432)
 BISIMWA 4291                 11  12  2    59       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
 T ON 5480                     7   2  0    57       BOWL O'RAMA (441)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR VEILLANCE 5421           10   5  0    55       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-VENEER 4549                   4   0  1    55       ERRATA (387)
 JHANTI GRAVETT 4292          11  12  3    52       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
-BUSTED SHINS 5389             6   7  0    52       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
-TEMPUS 5498                  12   6  0    50       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)
 UNDERCOVER LILY 5357          7  14  0    50       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 ANGUS GREYWALL 5434           5   4  0    50       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
 SWERK 5206                    4   4  0    50       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
 CLAIRE D'LUNE 5432            7   2  0    49       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
-HOLD 4546                     8   3  0    48       ERRATA (387)
-SANDY EYES 5388               9   4  0    47       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
 DEVASTATION 5420              5   0  0    44       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 DEAD WEATHER 5442             4   1  0    42       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 BLASPHEMY 5332                2   0  1    39       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 TERRI 5476                    6   3  1    37       BOWL O'RAMA (441)
 INSIDIOUS 5415                5   2  1    36       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
-BERSERKER 5504                6   5  1    34       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PIMP IN A BOX 5330            5   3  0    32       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
-RR 5268                       6   7  0    29       THE WILLBURYS (426)
 WEE 5478                      6   3  0    29       BOWL O'RAMA (441)
 WOB 5477                      5   4  1    29       BOWL O'RAMA (441)
 BRAINS MCGEE 5441             6   5  0    28       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 HIGH SPEED DIRT 4790          6   5  0    27       NOTORIOUS (71)
-PUNCH PUPPIES 5386            4   6  0    27       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
-ARES 5499                     3   2  2    26       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)
 DECAYED DARLA 5440            4   7  0    25       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 D.A. CUSER 5512               1   2  0    24       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BALKIR 1517                   5   8  0    23       GIANT KILLERS (152)
 LANZALLAMAS 5514              2   2  0    22       OTTO ONLINE (443)
 BABY HUEY 5539                3   1  0    21       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
-SEGUE TOO 3 5465              1   0  0    21       SEGUE CARTEL (440)
 ALL GUNS BLAZING 5404         1   0  0    21       NOTORIOUS (71)
-FRANCIS MH 5398               1   0  0    21       B.I.G. (437)
-HEL 5502                      5   5  0    20       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)
 ISA 4372                      3   6  1    20       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
 NUT CASE 5528                 2   3  0    20       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 SOPHIE D'LUNE 5541            3   1  1    19       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
 GILBERTO BABEL 5436           4   5  0    17       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
 PAM DEMONIUM 5551             1   0  0    17       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-GHENGIS KHAN 1577             3   7  0    16       GIANT KILLERS (152)
-CALADONIA 5527                1   0  0    15       GIANT KILLERS (152)
 YOUNG EMPIRES 5472            4   2  0    14       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
-ZEUS 1438                     3   4  1    14       GIANT KILLERS (152)
-AMBROSIUS 5172                1   2  0    13       ROMAN HEROES (73)
-FLAVIUS III 5313              1   1  1    12       ROMAN HEROES (73)
-HADRIUS 5492                  1   0  0    10       OTTO ONLINE (443)
 TWIG LORD 5553                2   1  0     9       OTTO ONLINE (443)
 THE BRENCHEL 5403             2   3  0     9       NOTORIOUS (71)
-FRANK WHITE 5399              1   0  0     9       B.I.G. (437)
-BAXTER 4548                   1   1  0     8       ERRATA (387)
 AEMILIUS 5310                 2   1  0     7       ROMAN HEROES (73)
 BEFF O'BRADY 5537             0   1  0     7       BOWL O'RAMA (441)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAXIMUS 5322                  1   0  0     6       ROMAN HEROES (73)
 SQUISHY GIANT 5540            1   3  0     6       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
-LODZ 5520                     0   2  0     2       GIANT KILLERS (152)
-BIG POPPA 5400                0   1  0     1       B.I.G. (437)
-BIGGIE SMALLS 5401            0   1  0     1       B.I.G. (437)
-CHRIS WALLACE 5402            0   1  0     1       B.I.G. (437)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEER TICK 5372          3  3 0 COLLEGE RADIO 364    TERRI 5476            674  NOT REVENGED
GHOST OF BUG GUT 5567   0  1 0 DEATH BY DESIGN 264  BLACK ORC             678  NONE
DEVLIN D SEGIZE 5377   15  3 0 DEVIL ADVOCATES 105  DISTORTION 5280       676  JUST REVENGED
JERRY HAHN 5566         0  1 0 DEVIL ADVOCATES 105  EMBEZZLING SCRIB      678  NONE
ULTRAVIOLET 5511        0  1 0 NOTORIOUS 71         HIGH ELF              678  NONE
DATA 32C 5563           0  1 0 OTTO ONLINE 443      ARENAMISTRESS SU      678  NONE
DATA 32E 5564           0  1 0 OTTO ONLINE 443      BLACK ORC             678  NONE
GLOGG 5489              1  2 0 OTTO ONLINE 443      SOPHIE D'LUNE 5541    675   
LISSIE POOLE 5433       4  5 0 THE CRIMSON CUP 438  BLASPHEMY 5332        678   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Distortion -- There you go!  Revenge for my pal Devlin and also for your scimitar
ambush a while ago!  Now we can play nice. -- Tia

S.W.A.T. -- Finally!  I've been challenging you for, like, ever!  Fortunately I get
the challenge through when it counts-- for the title.  Good luck! -- Dee

Damned dirty, stinking APES!!! -- Charlton Heston

Busted Shins -- You finally get your revenge.  I've quite enjoyed our series of
fights, but I think I'm now 1-2 against you.  I may have to try to even the score
sometime soon. -- Wob

Sir Veillance -- Thanks for all of the skills you taught me.  The bruises and stab
wounds, umm... no thanks -- T On

Angus -- I remember hitting you, then it's all kind of blurry.  I would have
appreciated some flowers in the infirmary. -- Wee

Ambitious Guard -- Really, it's just wasted ambition.  But thanks for the win!  (and
you suck at teaching) -- Terri

Arvat -- My new employee will be joining the fray this week, well... as long as he
wasn't killed during the Rookie tourney.  Be Scared and Tremble at the thought!  (of
him joining the arena, not of him dying) -- Froot E. Bowl

DM Dee N. Emmi -- Well, I guess I should come back and try to take it back, congrats
for now DM! -- SWAT and the Secret Squirrels

Going Apes -- Welcome back!  No monkey business now, you hear. -- Secret Squirrels

Seque Cartel -- Not sure whether or not to welcome you since I am not sure if you are
sticking around, either way, welcome. -- Gentleben and the Secret Squirrels

B.I.G. -- Howdy!  This town is plenty BIG enough for ALL of us...even you.  Welcome.
-- Gentleben and the Secret Squirrels

Errata -- Hope you decide to fight more now that the tourney is over. -- Gentleben
and the Secret Squirrels

T ON -- That is what you get for "T"-ing me off. -- Sir Veillance

Take Your Lumps -- Guess it wasn't just a fluke the first time. -- Miss Teary

Frank White -- Curse you, tiny white Frank. -- Nut Case

Arvat -- Should have a full compliment with which to thrash you with now seeing as
Undercover Lily has survived the tourney and is back with stories... and I thought
guys told tall tales, the way she talks all tourney participants were at least 10ft
tall. -- Gentleben

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GHOST OF BUG GUTS was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DATA 32E was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
ULTRAVIOLET was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DATA 32C was butchered by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
TIA MATTE overpowered DISTORTION in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
TWIG LORD was bested by SOPHIE D'LUNE in a 2 minute novice's Bloodfeud duel.
BLASPHEMY butchered LISSIE POOLE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
DEE N. EMMI overpowered MATHEU in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge Title melee.
SAMPSON vanquished SIR VEILLANCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
UNDERCOVER LILY was vanquished by ROTTING ROLAND in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
ANGUS GREYWALL overpowered WOB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
GILBERTO BABEL was beaten by WEE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
NUT CASE demolished SQUISHY GIANT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
S.W.A.T. bested DIONYSUS in a 2 minute battle.
MISS TEARY demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BRITISH SEA POWER handily defeated PHIFDEN in a 1 minute gory uneven fight.
FOR THE GODLINGS! was devastated by TAKE YOUR LUMPS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BISIMWA was overpowered by ITEM in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DEAD WEATHER was devastated by PUTRID PAULA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SWERK was narrowly defeated by T ON in a 4 minute brutal bout.
JHANTI GRAVETT was overpowered by COFFEE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DEVASTATION devastated HIGH SPEED DIRT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TERRI lost to CLAIRE D'LUNE in a popular 1 minute match.
INSIDIOUS handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BRAINS MCGEE bested YOUNG EMPIRES in a 2 minute brutal bout.
DECAYED DARLA was overpowered by D.A. CUSER in a 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
ISA was defeated by BABY HUEY in a exciting 1 minute veteran vs. novice upset duel.
THE BRENCHEL was vanquished by LANZALLAMAS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AEMILIUS was handily defeated by ALL GUNS BLAZING in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
BEFF O'BRADY lost to PAM DEMONIUM in a 2 minute bout.
JERRY HAHN was assassinated by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  12 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         AIMED BLOW        53 -  47 -  2      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  45 -  2      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  18 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    47 -  56 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  24 -  2      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  38 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  13 -  0      24  |

Turn 678 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         7 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  6         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  7     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DEE N. EMMI 5393           14   5  0  127 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
AIMED BLOW       TIA MATTE 5321             20   7  0  128 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
BASHING ATTACK   S.W.A.T. 5359              13  11  1   94 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
WALL OF STEEL    SAMPSON 5189               13   8  0   78 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
LUNGING ATTACK   COFFEE 4637                 8   4  1   64 ERRATA (387)
TOTAL PARRY      T ON 5480                   7   2  0   57 BOWL O'RAMA (441)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MATHEU 5224.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SOPHIE D'LUNE 5541.  The ten other most popular fighters were SWERK 5206, TIA MATTE 
5321, TWIG LORD 5553, WEE 5478, S.W.A.T. 5359, MISS TEARY 5369, CLAIRE D'LUNE 5432, 
BRAINS MCGEE 5441, YOUNG EMPIRES 5472, and GHOST OF BUG GUTS 5567.

The least popular fighter this week was JERRY HAHN 5566.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE BRENCHEL 5403, HIGH SPEED DIRT 4790, T ON 5480, BISIMWA 4291, FOR 
THE GODLINGS! 3411, PHIFDEN 4327, SQUISHY GIANT 5540, WOB 5477, UNDERCOVER LILY 5357, 
and SIR VEILLANCE 5421.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ABSOLUTION (32-5301) ANGELS OF PAIN (360)