DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/25/2012    Duedate: 05/08/2012

ARVAT ARENA

DM-32    TURN-679

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEE N. EMMI
DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
(32-5393) [15-5-0,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEE N. EMMI                    FRANCIS MH
DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)          B.I.G. (437)
(32-5393) [15-5-0,135]         (32-5398) [2-0-0,26]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MATHEU                         SAVAGE BISON
ASSORTED (228)                 BARN OF HORRORS (358)
(32-5224) [25-21-2,98]         (32-5064) [4-1-0,40]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)       43
2. ANGELS OF PAIN (360)        40      BOWL O'RAMA (441)
3. BOWL O'RAMA (441)           36      Unchartered Team
4. OTTO ONLINE (443)           28
5. BARN OF HORRORS (358)       27      SAVAGE HORDE (446)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SAVAGE HORDE (446)         2   0  0  100   1/ 2 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    10  3 0
 2- 1*SEGUE CARTEL (440)         1   0  0  100   2/ 6 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    8  6 0
 3- 2 GOING APES (432)          59  22  1 72.8   3/ 4 BOWL O'RAMA (441)         7  7 0
 4/ 6 BOWL O'RAMA (441)         30  17  2 63.8   4/ 3 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       7  7 0
 5- 3 ERRATA (387)              30  17  2 63.8   5/ 1 THE CRIMSON CUP (438)     7  8 0
 6/ 4 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    %1332 765 63 63.5   6- 7 GOING APES (432)          5  0 0
 7/ 5 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       46  28  0 62.2   7/ 5 THE WALKING DEAD (439)    5  6 0
 8/ 0 CALL THE PRIEST (344)    210 136  9 60.7   8/12 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      4  2 2
 9/ 7 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     393 272 27 59.1   9/16 PHILANTHROPISTS (368)     4  6 0
10- 8 NOTORIOUS (71)           401 327 12 55.1  10/ 8 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     4  9 0
11- 9 ROMAN HEROES (73)        678 584 71 53.7  11-10 ERRATA (387)              3  1 0
12/ 0 BARN OF HORRORS (358)    112  97  6 53.6  12/13*B.I.G. (437)              3  6 0
13/11 ASSORTED (228)           217 195 15 52.7  13/ 9*OTTO ONLINE (443)         3  8 0
14/10 THE CRIMSON CUP (438)     26  24  1 52.0  14/ 0*SAVAGE HORDE (446)        2  0 0
15/13 PHILANTHROPISTS (368)     65  68  7 48.9  15-11 PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)     2  1 0
16/14 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    58  63  2 47.9  16/ 0 CALL THE PRIEST (344)     2  3 0
17/12 THE WALKING DEAD (439)    28  33  0 45.9  17-14*SEGUE CARTEL (440)        1  0 0
18-15 LORDS OF CHAOS (445)      36  43  3 45.6  18/ 0 BARN OF HORRORS (358)     1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-17 PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)     21  31  0 40.4  19/18 GIANT KILLERS (152)       1  3 0
20/16 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     46  71  6 39.3  20-15 NOTORIOUS (71)            1  4 0
21/19 GIANT KILLERS (152)       24  38  1 38.7  21/19 ASSORTED (228)            0  3 0
22/18*B.I.G. (437)               3   6  0 33.3  22-21 ROMAN HEROES (73)         0  1 0
23/21*OTTO ONLINE (443)          7  18  0 28.0  23-20 LORDS OF CHAOS (445)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 694): TIGHT BLOUSE of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 696): ITCHY FROGGY of KAOS FROGS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 623): FLOYD CASTAWAY of ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 690): HONEYSUCKLE of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 692): GOLD CHARM of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 684): BOROMIR of IN MIDDLE EARTH (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 685): WATER WORKS of MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 344): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 682): CAPTAIN KIRK of TREKKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 678): DEE N. EMMI of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 675): SHELLBACK of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 667): MONKEY MAN of REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 626): KIRVINJ of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 320): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 314): SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 301): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 557): LEEYLAYLA NORIN of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 542): FALKYNOR of THE WILLBURYS 13 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 524): HORSE D'OEUVRE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 519): ON THE CORNER of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 480): NEGATIVE ONE of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 474): LEAPS INTO THE AIR of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 466): CALEAM CHOWDER of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 583): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 694): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 696): BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 623): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 690): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 693): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 684): 82ND ILLINOIS (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 685): MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 344): PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 682): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 678): THE CRIMSON CUP (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 675): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 667): REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 626): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 320): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 314): OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 301): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 557): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 542): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 524): STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 519): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 480): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 474): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 466): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 583): TOURNEY TEAM (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 694): TIGHT BLOUSE of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
              (turn 693): FREE WHEEL of THE WILLBURYS 9 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 695): ANTIPHON of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 690): HONEYSUCKLE of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 689): SHANK of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 683): ZOMBIE of ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 682): MISS CONDUCT of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
              (turn 681): CASIMIR PULASKI of BOHICA (Scruffy Puff, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 678): ABSOLUTION of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 557): LEEYLAYLA NORIN of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 519): ON THE CORNER of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                  (turn 518): IN YOUR FACE of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                              KORDAL T'ROHN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 474): LEAPS INTO THE AIR of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

TWO WEEKS AGO

     Clev Inskall was furious.  He'd worked as a scribe for the Arvat Arena for 15
years and it was very rare that he had been treated so badly.  Each week, he would
compile the arena data, log the posted challenges and, his favorite part, would
scrible the Duelmaster's Column--writing down the notes of the arena champion.  A few
minutes before, he had been summoned to take down the words of the new title holder,
Dee N. Emmi.  Usually these meetings were fast and efficient, as Clev prided himself
on his efficiency.  This time, however, he was rocked by an insult.  The Duelmaster
glibly began the meeting by saying: 'You there--arena scribe.  Take notes.  And NO
Embezzling!'
     The embezzling had been years ago, and Clev had been long pardoned by the Duke
and had been trying to live down that one moment of bad judgement for years.  True,
his contract called for him to go into the arena under the alias 'Embezzling Scribe'
to work as a fill-in from time to time, but that was just to entertain the crowds
when there were an odd number of gladiators.  No one took it seriously.
     Clev stormed through the lower chambers of the arena.  Revenge would be his!  He
would claim vengeance for this insult!

TWO DAYS AGO

     Jerry Hahn stepped out onto the sands of the Arvat Arena to scattered applause.
     He didn't mind.  He was the new man on the Devil Advocates team and though he
was little known now, his future was bound to be filled with glory and honors.  Jerry
ran through his footwork and played up to the crowd.  They would love him soon
enough.
     A moment later the far gate rose and his opponent entered the arena.  It was the
actor hired to play the 'Embezzling Scribe,' an arena fill-in.  Jerry smiled.  A free
win.  He could start his career 1-0 and be on his way to the top of the arena.
Secretly, they always gave out blunted weapons when gladiators were fighting the
stand-ins.  First, it was all just an act and second, no one would want to be an
arena stand-in if they were going to get killed!
     Jerry approached the scribe.  The horn sounded and they rushed at each other.
Jerry figured he'd make things look good.  Play with the scribe a bit and then, after
a bit of acting, he'd beat the guy down and listen to the cheers.
     Suddenly 'Embezzling Scribe' jumped forward, dagger flashing.  Jerry was hit in
the neck.  He stepped back, wiping the blood with his off hand.
     Blood?  Wait!  This was supposed to be with blunt weapons!
     The scribe kicked Jerry back onto the sands, then calmly kneeled beside him and
slit his throat with a razor sharp dagger.  Jerry died, gurgling, to the shocked
silence of the crowd.

PRESENT DAY

     Dee N Emmi paced back and forth in the Duelmaster's Hall in the Arvat arena.
News had just come that the hunt for the run-away scribe was not going well.  After
the man had foully murdered poor Jerry, he'd headed out into the swamps.  Local
trackers were brought in, but the scribe had a boat waiting and either a map or a
guide, as he was long gone.  Worse, word just came in that he had embezzled over 200
gold sovereigns from the arena treasury, so he would have ample funds to flee on.
     Dee was not good at all this worrying and definitely was not up to planning a
search.  She was leaving that up to the Duke's men.  But she only wanted to know one
thing.  The scribe had seemed a mild mannered, even pleasant man.  What in the world
could have compelled him to commit such a heinous crime?
     Dee grabbed an apple from the bowl on near her desk.  She took a bite.  It was
sweet and crisp.
     She sat down.  Likely she would never know what set the scribe off.  It would
remain a mystery...

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ARVAT needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, THE CRIMSON 
CUP, but DEVIL ADVOCATES was just too good to be stopped.  Uncool, NOTORIOUS.  I mean 
0-0-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training 
practice!  The guys at PHILANTHROPISTS like really pulled together to get a 4-1-0 
this turn, moving up by 7.  One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 1 
after going 4-1-0.  Keep it up, DEVIL ADVOCATES!  MVP award for ABSOLUTION?  ANGELS 
OF PAIN's proud of him after beating MISS TEARY and getting 30 points.  Like 
ASSORTED's MATHEU is sweating since he got challenged by Duelmaster DEE N. EMMI!  
This Duelmaster is like something else!  DEE N. EMMI stopped MATHEU dead in his 
tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said ARVAT's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at 
The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  DEATH BY DESIGN was the most 
avoided team.  Is a 46-71-6 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors 
are COLLEGE RADIO?  DEATH BY DESIGN, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't 
get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is SWERK popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of ARVAT!  He's got a 5-4-0, is that good?  For sure, I 
was holding my breath when I found out BRAINS MCGEE challenged ANGUS GREYWALL.  After 
all, haven't THE WALKING DEAD and THE CRIMSON CUP had a long standing duel in ARVAT?  
It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but ANGUS GREYWALL wants me to write 
about it since he was overcame by BRAINS MCGEE.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ARVAT ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What a bummer!  MISS TEARY got wasted by ABSOLUTION!  But with a 
13-10-1, I guess SECRET SQUIRRELS aren't too bummed.  Like was that some Bloodfeud, 
or what?  (GILBERTO BABEL vs. BLASPHEMY, that is.) Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEE N. EMMI 5393             15   5  0   135       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TAMARIN 5350                 12   5  0   138       GOING APES (432)
 TIA MATTE 5321               21   7  0   133       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-ARTEMIDORUS V 4686           29  17  0   108       ROMAN HEROES (73)
 TAKE YOUR LUMPS 4260         14   6  0   106       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 S.W.A.T. 5359                14  11  1   102       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 MATHEU 5224                  25  21  2    98       ASSORTED (228)
-MAMMIFERE 5351               11   3  0    97       GOING APES (432)
 BRITISH SEA POWER 5370        6   1  0    96       COLLEGE RADIO (364)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISTORTION 5280               9   7  1    90       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
-SPIDER MONKEY 5353           10   6  1    86       GOING APES (432)
-MAGILLA GORILLA 5352         13   3  0    79       GOING APES (432)
-ITEM 4794                     9   6  0    79       ERRATA (387)
 EVIL FANTASIES 4443          11   6  0    74       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
-DIONYSUS 5506                 9  10  0    72       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)
 T ON 5480                     8   2  0    72       BOWL O'RAMA (441)
 SAMPSON 5189                 13   9  0    71       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
-DOMINATION 5232              11   3  0    68       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
-FOR THE GODLINGS! 3411       16  15  0    67       NOTORIOUS (71)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BISIMWA 4291                 12  12  2    66       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
 ROTTING ROLAND 5437           9   3  0    66       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 PHIFDEN 4327                  9  13  0    66       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
 SIR VEILLANCE 5421           11   5  0    65       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-COFFEE 4637                   8   4  1    64       ERRATA (387)
-ORANGUTAN 5355               13   3  0    61       GOING APES (432)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWERK 5206                    5   4  0    56       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
-VENEER 4549                   4   0  1    55       ERRATA (387)
 CLAIRE D'LUNE 5432            8   2  0    54       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
 JHANTI GRAVETT 4292          11  13  3    53       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
 DEVASTATION 5420              6   0  0    53       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 PUTRID PAULA 5438             6   6  0    52       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
-BUSTED SHINS 5389             6   7  0    52       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
-TEMPUS 5498                  12   6  0    50       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)
-HOLD 4546                     8   3  0    48       ERRATA (387)
-SANDY EYES 5388               9   4  0    47       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
 UNDERCOVER LILY 5357          7  15  0    45       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 BRAINS MCGEE 5441             7   5  0    45       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 D.A. CUSER 5512               2   2  0    43       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 DEAD WEATHER 5442             4   2  0    42       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 CHICKENSTEIN 5029             2   0  0    42       BARN OF HORRORS (358)
 WEE 5478                      7   3  0    41       BOWL O'RAMA (441)
 SAVAGE BISON 5064             4   1  0    40       BARN OF HORRORS (358)
 BLASPHEMY 5332                2   1  1    40       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 WOB 5477                      6   4  1    38       BOWL O'RAMA (441)
 ANGUS GREYWALL 5434           5   5  0    36       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
-BERSERKER 5504                6   5  1    34       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TERRI 5476                    6   4  1    33       BOWL O'RAMA (441)
 GILBERTO BABEL 5436           5   5  0    33       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NUT CASE 5528                 3   3  0    33       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 INSIDIOUS 5415                5   3  1    31       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 BALKIR 1517                   6   8  0    29       GIANT KILLERS (152)
-CARNIVOROUS SHEEP 5065        2   2  0    29       BARN OF HORRORS (358)
-HIGH SPEED DIRT 4790          6   5  0    27       NOTORIOUS (71)
-PUNCH PUPPIES 5386            4   6  0    27       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
 BLOOD RED SKIES 5430          2   1  0    27       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
 PAM DEMONIUM 5551             2   0  0    27       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 DECAYED DARLA 5440            4   8  0    26       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
-ARES 5499                     3   2  2    26       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)
 FRANCIS MH 5398               2   0  0    26       B.I.G. (437)
 PIMP IN A BOX 5330            5   4  0    25       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 ISA 4372                      4   6  1    24       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
 HADRIUS 5492                  2   0  0    24       OTTO ONLINE (443)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A TOUCH OF EVIL 5410          4   2  0    23       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
 BABY HUEY 5539                4   1  0    23       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
-LANZALLAMAS 5514              2   2  0    22       OTTO ONLINE (443)
-SEGUE TOO 3 5465              1   0  0    21       SEGUE CARTEL (440)
-ALL GUNS BLAZING 5404         1   0  0    21       NOTORIOUS (71)
-HEL 5502                      5   5  0    20       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)
 DEEP FREEZE 4747              1   6  0    20       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
-MAD COW 4976                  4   6  0    18       BARN OF HORRORS (358)
 SOPHIE D'LUNE 5541            3   2  1    16       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
 YOUNG EMPIRES 5472            4   3  0    15       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
-CALADONIA 5527                1   0  0    15       GIANT KILLERS (152)
-AMBROSIUS 5172                1   2  0    13       ROMAN HEROES (73)
 IRONFANG 5546                 1   0  0    13       SAVAGE HORDE (446)
-FLAVIUS III 5313              1   1  1    12       ROMAN HEROES (73)
 GRIMBLADE 5549                1   0  0    12       SAVAGE HORDE (446)
 BEFF O'BRADY 5537             1   1  0    11       BOWL O'RAMA (441)
-THE BRENCHEL 5403             2   3  0     9       NOTORIOUS (71)
-FRANK WHITE 5399              1   0  0     9       B.I.G. (437)
 TWIG LORD 5553                2   2  0     8       OTTO ONLINE (443)
-BAXTER 4548                   1   1  0     8       ERRATA (387)
-AEMILIUS 5310                 2   1  0     7       ROMAN HEROES (73)
 SQUISHY GIANT 5540            1   4  0     7       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
-MAXIMUS 5322                  1   0  0     6       ROMAN HEROES (73)
 PROPHECY 5429                 0   4  0     4       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
 ROLAND CHILDE 5573            0   1  0     2       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
 BIG POPPA 5400                0   2  0     2       B.I.G. (437)
 BIGGIE SMALLS 5401            0   2  0     2       B.I.G. (437)
 PIG OVERLORD 5572             0   1  0     1       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 MAY MONN 5569                 0   1  0     1       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHRIS WALLACE 5402      0  2 0 B.I.G. 437           BLACK ORC             679  NONE
DEVLIN D SEGIZE 5377   15  3 0 DEVIL ADVOCATES 105  DISTORTION 5280       676  JUST REVENGED
GHENGIS KHAN 1577       3  8 0 GIANT KILLERS 152    BLACK ORC             679  NONE
LODZ 5520               0  3 0 GIANT KILLERS 152    SHEWISH GIANT         679  NONE
ZEUS 1438               3  5 1 GIANT KILLERS 152    MOUNTAIN TROLL        679  NONE
DATA 32F 5570           0  1 0 OTTO ONLINE 443      ARENAMISTRESS SU      679  NONE
GLOGG 5489              1  2 0 OTTO ONLINE 443      SOPHIE D'LUNE 5541    675  NOT REVENGED
LISSIE POOLE 5433       4  5 0 THE CRIMSON CUP 438  BLASPHEMY 5332        678  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Crimson Cup -- Sorry about Lissie Poole, and on my challenge, too.  Last thing I
really wanted was to get embroiled in a bloodfeud.  I will be at your disposal for 2
turns, after which I'll be held out for a future Adepts tourney run. -- Blasphemy

Beff O'Brady -- Good fight.  Interesting back and forth.  My only advice for you
is...  Beware the large shield! -- Pam Demonium

A Roman expeditionary force was seen scouting Arvat!  Only time will tell if the
Legions have returned!!!

Mathieu -- Well fought.  That was a pure speed battle.  And, fortunately, this time,
I was faster! -- Dee N. Emmi

Distortion -- Good Bruce Lee impression.  This turn we try something different! --
Tia

Dee N. Emmi -- Congrats on successfully defending the throne, I hope to get my
challenge in but I assume you are probably going after the two ABs. -- S.W.A.T.

Crimson Cup -- Congrats on taking the 3 turn award. -- Secret Squirrels

Notorious, Philanthropists, Lords of Chaos and Roman Heroes -- Welcome back to the
sands at Arvat, we hope you decide to stay awhile and get your feet wet. -- Gentleben
and the Secret Squirrels

Sampson -- We will be seeing each other again. -- Sir Veillance

Rotting Rolans -- The smell is worse than I had expected. -- Undercover Lily
P.S.  Nice shot.

Dionysus -- I do like my wine, helps me unwind after a hard day of training, perhaps
you would know of a good wine to celebrate my victory. -- S.W.A.T.

Squishy Giant -- Perhaps if you were not so squishy you might fight better. -- Nut
Case

Convicted Assassin -- We had an assassin in our ranks a while back, funny she never
mentioned you. -- Miss Teary, friend of the late Anna Sassin

Absolution -- Good riddance, adios, get outta here, don't let the gate hit you on the
way to the ferry. -- Secret Squirrels

Twig Lord -- That was a great fight.  You again for the end of the BF? -- Sophie
d'Lune

Blasphemy -- Congrats for the TV.  Unless you avoid me you won't get to use the cool
challenge again for a few turns.  Which may or may not be a bad thing for you. -- The
Crimson Cup

Wob -- Cups and Bowls, eerily similar. -- Angus

Wee -- You have the right strat for me every time.  And you're better than me.  Bad
combination for me. -- Gilberto Babel

Terri -- I bet our teams see a lot more of each other with so may warriors the same
age. -- Claire

LP Absolution -- Congrats on the promotion.  It must have been a heavenly tourney for
the Angels. -- Bill the Bard the The Crimson Cup

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ZEUS was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GHENGIS KHAN was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
CHRIS WALLACE was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LODZ was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DATA 32F was assassinated by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TIA MATTE bested DISTORTION in a popular 1 minute expert's Bloodfeud brawl.
GILBERTO BABEL unbelievably bested BLASPHEMY in a 3 minute Bloodfeud match.
DEE N. EMMI savagely defeated MATHEU in a 1 minute gruesome Challenge Title melee.
BRITISH SEA POWER vanquished SAMPSON in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
T ON vanquished PUTRID PAULA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DEAD WEATHER was narrowly defeated by CLAIRE D'LUNE in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
SWERK beat UNDERCOVER LILY in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
JHANTI GRAVETT was demolished by SIR VEILLANCE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
BRAINS MCGEE luckily beat ANGUS GREYWALL in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
WEE luckily beat INSIDIOUS in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
HADRIUS handily defeated YOUNG EMPIRES in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TWIG LORD slimly lost to ISA in a 2 minute bloody beginner vs. veteran Challenge duel.
SOPHIE D'LUNE was viciously subdued by BALKIR in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
MISS TEARY was executed by ABSOLUTION in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
S.W.A.T. devastated ROTTING ROLAND in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
TAKE YOUR LUMPS vanquished EVIL FANTASIES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
PHIFDEN overcame SAVAGE BISON in a popular 2 minute contest.
BISIMWA demolished TERRI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEVASTATION vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PIMP IN A BOX lost to NUT CASE in a popular 2 minute fight.
WOB demolished DECAYED DARLA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
D.A. CUSER viciously subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute gory fray.
PAM DEMONIUM unbelievably bested BLOOD RED SKIES in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
A TOUCH OF EVIL overpowered BIG POPPA in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
DEEP FREEZE vanquished SQUISHY GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CHICKENSTEIN overpowered BIGGIE SMALLS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FRANCIS MH overpowered MAY MONN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BEFF O'BRADY beat PIG OVERLORD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's fray.
BABY HUEY won victory over ROLAND CHILDE in a exciting 1 minute amateur's fight.
PROPHECY was demolished by GRIMBLADE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
IRONFANG handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         AIMED BLOW        55 -  51 -  2      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         STRIKING ATTACK   53 -  51 -  2      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    48 -  56 -  3      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  20 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  26 -  2      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  37 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  13 -  0      28  |

Turn 679 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  9         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         6 -  6                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DEE N. EMMI 5393           15   5  0  135 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
AIMED BLOW       TIA MATTE 5321             21   7  0  133 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
BASHING ATTACK   S.W.A.T. 5359              14  11  1  102 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
TOTAL PARRY      EVIL FANTASIES 4443        11   6  0   74 CALL THE PRIEST (344)
WALL OF STEEL    SAMPSON 5189               13   9  0   71 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
LUNGING ATTACK   SIR VEILLANCE 5421         11   5  0   65 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BRAINS MCGEE 5441           7   5  0   45 THE WALKING DEAD (439)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MATHEU 5224.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SAVAGE BISON 5064.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLOOD RED SKIES 5430, 
BLASPHEMY 5332, TAKE YOUR LUMPS 4260, NUT CASE 5528, TIA MATTE 5321, ANGUS GREYWALL 
5434, D.A. CUSER 5512, DEAD WEATHER 5442, SWERK 5206, and WEE 5478.

The least popular fighter this week was PROPHECY 5429.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MAY MONN 5569, BIGGIE SMALLS 5401, SQUISHY GIANT 5540, BIG POPPA 5400, 
DECAYED DARLA 5440, TERRI 5476, JHANTI GRAVETT 4292, MATHEU 5224, DATA 32F 5570, and 
CHRIS WALLACE 5402.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DEE N. EMMI (32-5393) DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
TIA MATTE (32-5321) DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
S.W.A.T. (32-5359) SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ABSOLUTION (32-5301) ANGELS OF PAIN (360)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LIII

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GARY M. REAPER 2502 (74-45-1)          6  3  0         DEVIL ADVOCATES      

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GREATER VRULL 4375 (7-9-0)             1  3  0         GEMSTONE BEASTS      

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ABSOLUTION 5301 (16-1-1)               6  3  0         ANGELS OF PAIN       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DAY DREAM 5365 (1-0-0)                 6  3  0         KHAOS                
CHARDRAS 5003 (6-0-0)                  4  3  1         GEMSTONE BEASTS      
UNDERCOVER LILY 5357 (7-13-0)          1  3  0         SECRET SQUIRRELS     

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLASPHEMY 5332 (1-0-0)                10  3  1         ANGELS OF PAIN       
SEGUE TOO 3 5465 (1-0-0)               7  3  0         SEGUE CARTEL         
DEAD WEATHER 5442 (4-0-0)              4  3  0         COLLEGE RADIO        
ROTTING ROLAND 5437 (8-2-0)            4  3  0         THE WALKING DEAD     
WOB 5477 (5-3-1)                       4  3  0         BOWL O'RAMA          
TERRI 5476 (6-2-1)                     3  3  0         BOWL O'RAMA          
DECAYED DARLA 5440 (4-6-0)             2  3  0         THE WALKING DEAD     
BRAINS MCGEE 5441 (5-5-0)              1  3  0         THE WALKING DEAD     
INSIDIOUS 5415 (4-2-1)                 1  3  0         DEATH BY DESIGN      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEVASTATION 5420 (4-0-0)               4  3  0         ANGELS OF PAIN       
D.A. CUSER 5512 (0-2-0)                3  3  0         DEVIL ADVOCATES      
TRUST 4364 (3-1-0)                     2  3  0         VIRTUOUS LEGION      
ALL GUNS BLAZING 5404 (0-0-0)          1  3  0         NOTORIOUS            
HADRIUS 5492 (1-0-0)                   1  3  0         OTTO ONLINE          
BUG GUTS 5428 (3-1-0)                  0  1  0  DEAD   DEATH BY DESIGN      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PAM DEMONIUM 5551 (0-0-0)             11  3  0         DEVIL ADVOCATES      
TRUST BUSTER 1 5443 (0-0-0)           11  3  0         SEGUE CARTEL         
BAHIA 1 5448 (0-0-0)                   3  2  1  DEAD   SEGUE CARTEL         
GRIMBLADE 5549 (0-0-0)                 3  3  0         SAVAGE HORDE         
BEFF O'BRADY 5537 (0-0-0)              2  3  0         BOWL O'RAMA          
IRONFANG 5546 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         SAVAGE HORDE         
FIRST BULLY 5526 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         PAINFUL THOUGHT      

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DOMINATION 5232 (11-3-0)               1  3  0         ANGELS OF PAIN       

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WEE 5478 (5-3-0)                       1  3  0         BOWL O'RAMA          
BLOOD RED SKIES 5430 (2-0-0)           0  3  0         CALL THE PRIEST      
PUTRID PAULA 5438 (5-5-0)              0  3  0         THE WALKING DEAD     
T ON 5480 (6-2-0)                      0  3  0         BOWL O'RAMA          

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FRANK WHITE 5399 (1-0-0)               6  3  0         B.I.G.