DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/23/2012    Duedate: 06/05/2012

ARVAT ARENA

DM-32    TURN-681

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DISTORTION
DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
(32-5280) [11-7-1,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DISTORTION                     DAY DREAM
DEATH BY DESIGN (264)          KHAOS (434)
(32-5280) [11-7-1,123]         (32-5365) [3-0-0,57]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MATHEU                         DIONYSUS
ASSORTED (228)                 LORDS OF CHAOS (445)
(32-5224) [26-22-2,102]        (32-5506) [9-11-0,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHIP HAPPENS (448)          47
2. COLLEGE RADIO (364)         34      ERRATA (387)
3. DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)       33      Unchartered Team
4. DEATH BY DESIGN (264)       28
5. THE CRIMSON CUP (438)       28      SEGUE CARTEL (440)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*SEGUE CARTEL (440)         3   0  0  100   1/ 1 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     9  6 0
 2- 1*SAVAGE HORDE (446)         2   0  0  100   2/ 9 CALL THE PRIEST (344)     9  6 0
 3/ 3 ERRATA (387)              34  17  2 66.7   3/ 2 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       8  6 1
 4/ 4 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    %1337 770 63 63.5   4/ 3 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    7  8 1
 5/ 5 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       51  32  1 61.4   5/ 5 THE CRIMSON CUP (438)     7  8 0
 6/ 7 CALL THE PRIEST (344)    217 139  9 61.0   6/ 4 BOWL O'RAMA (441)         7  8 0
 7- 8 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     394 272 27 59.2   7/ 6 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     6  9 0
 8/ 6 BOWL O'RAMA (441)         33  24  2 57.9   8-10 PHILANTHROPISTS (368)     5  5 0
 9/24*SHIP HAPPENS (448)         4   3  1 57.1   9/12 GIANT KILLERS (152)       5  6 1
10-11 BARN OF HORRORS (358)    112  98  6 53.3  10/11 ERRATA (387)              4  0 0
11/12 ASSORTED (228)           218 196 15 52.7  11/22*SHIP HAPPENS (448)        4  3 1
12/13 THE CRIMSON CUP (438)     31  29  1 51.7  12- 8 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      3  1 1
13-14 PHILANTHROPISTS (368)     66  72  7 47.8  13/ 7 THE WALKING DEAD (439)    3 12 0
14/15 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    62  69  3 47.3  14/16*SEGUE CARTEL (440)        2  0 0
15/16 LORDS OF CHAOS (445)      36  44  3 45.0  15-13*SAVAGE HORDE (446)        2  0 0
16/17 THE WALKING DEAD (439)    30  41  0 42.3  16/15*KHAOS (434)               2  3 0
17/18 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     52  75  6 40.9  17/17 ASSORTED (228)            1  2 0
18/19 GIANT KILLERS (152)       28  41  2 40.6  18-18 BARN OF HORRORS (358)     1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-21 PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)     22  34  0 39.3  19-14*OTTO ONLINE (443)         1  2 0
20/20*KHAOS (434)                3   6  0 33.3  20-19 PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)     1  3 0
21-22*OTTO ONLINE (443)          7  18  0 28.0  21-21*B.I.G. (437)              1  6 0
22-23*B.I.G. (437)               3   9  0 25.0  22/24 LORDS OF CHAOS (445)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 696): G-STRING of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 698): ITCHY FROGGY of KAOS FROTS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 627): GRIM LAUGHTER of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 692): SUNDOG of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 694): GOOD AS GOLD of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 686): BARNUM CHELLS of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 687): BULL HALSEY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 345): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 684): PUB O'CONNOR of CLAN CROW (Owsly, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 343): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 680): DISTORTION of DEATH BY DESIGN (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 677): HEADLESS NORSEMAN of HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 669): MONKEY MAN of REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 628): CYCLONE of FAMOUS HURLERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): MINI DRIVER of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 559): TIKI LA'BANE of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 544): Q MARK of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 526): DEEMER EPPT of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 521): MARAN TEN PALAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 250): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 482): NEGATIVE ONE of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 476): INCREDIBLE SPEED of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 468): KURTAL DUCK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 585): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 696): HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 698): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 627): ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 692): INK & STEEL RETRO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 694): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 686): 82ND ILLINOIS (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 687): SEINFELD (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 345): PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 684): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 343): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 680): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 677): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 669): REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 628): FAMOUS HURLERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 559): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 544): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 526): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 521): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 482): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 476): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 468): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 585): TOURNEY TEAM (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 697): XENOPHANES of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
                           KUNG PO FROG of KAOS FROGS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 685): BOROMIR of IN MIDDLE EARTH (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 686): WATER WORKS of MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 679): DEE N. EMMI of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
                          TIA MATTE of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
                          S.W.A.T. of SECRET SQUIRRELS (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): RED ALERT of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 519): ON THE CORNER of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 482): NEGATIVE ONE of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 468): KURTAL DUCK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Arvat!  I have very little time.  A nefarious plot has recently been uncovered
by our security forces operating within the city.  Immediately after my win, I was
rushed to one of our safe houses after a failed attempt on my life.  This evil deed
was thwarted when a contract taster fell ill and died after testing a portion of
fried pig's head--one of my favorites, by the way.
     Initial reports indicated the assailant was a operative from the city of Zukal
but this is unconfirmed.  Other reports have surfaced that it was in fact a local
stable within Arvat that is  responsible.
     So until further notice, we have doubled the staff on our security detail.  The
following stables are on our hot sheet:
     Call The Priest:  The name screams "I just put a hit on you."  I mean, c'mon.
     Secret Squirrels:  Squirrels are notoriously underhanded and can never be
trusted.
     Seque Cartel:  They're a CARTEL.  Okay?  And very secretive....
     If you are a member of one of these stables, your throne privileges are hereby
revoked until further notice.  Also, you will not be allowed to eat at the Piggly
Wiggly.  They have the best fried pig's heads in town and I can't risk having one of
your operatives making a second attempt.

Until next time,
Distortion

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome ARVAT.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have I 
fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  You know what they say about 
the herd of lions who studied a judge...  SHIP HAPPENS moved up 11 places, to 11th.  
Hmmmph!  I always thought THE WALKING DEAD was an over-rated team and they proved it 
with a 0-5-0!  CALL THE PRIEST showed ARVAT what they were made of as they fought 
with a vengeance to walk off with 4-1-0.  What's with KITTY HAWK?  She actually beat 
ARVAT's EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, and walked away with 20 more points from the fight.  Major 
screwup at SECRET SQUIRRELS.  SIR VEILLANCE lost 11 points to INSIDIOUS.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe SIR VEILLANCE will provide more easy wins...  See how the 
Duelmaster challenged ASSORTED's MATHEU?  That sort of initiative is how she got 
where she is now.  Try as he might, MATHEU wasn't good enough at persuading 
DISTORTION to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  Wouldn't it be nice to have 
live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted 
prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
THE WALKING DEAD.  The bums at CALL THE PRIEST couldn't face the challenges from THE 
WALKING DEAD!  No excuse for that!  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, BALKIR!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you. 
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting 
younger every day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISTORTION 5280              11   7  1   123       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MATHEU 5224                  26  22  2   102       ASSORTED (228)
 COFFEE 4637                  10   4  1    91       ERRATA (387)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ITEM 4794                    11   6  0    90       ERRATA (387)
-BRITISH SEA POWER 5370        6   2  0    90       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 EVIL FANTASIES 4443          13   6  0    80       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
 ROTTING ROLAND 5437          10   4  0    73       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 DIONYSUS 5506                 9  11  0    73       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)
-DOMINATION 5232              11   3  0    68       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 T ON 5480                     8   4  0    68       BOWL O'RAMA (441)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BISIMWA 4291                 12  13  2    66       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
 INSIDIOUS 5415                7   3  1    66       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
-SWERK 5206                    6   4  0    66       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
 D.A. CUSER 5512               4   2  0    63       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-PHIFDEN 4327                  9  14  0    62       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
 DEAD WEATHER 5442             6   2  0    62       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 SAMPSON 5189                 13  11  0    60       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 UNDERCOVER LILY 5357          9  15  0    57       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 DAY DREAM 5365                3   0  0    57       KHAOS (434)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VENEER 4549                   4   0  1    55       ERRATA (387)
-JHANTI GRAVETT 4292          11  14  3    54       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
 PAM DEMONIUM 5551             4   0  0    54       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-BLASPHEMY 5332                3   1  1    54       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
-DEVASTATION 5420              6   0  0    53       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
-TEMPUS 5498                  12   6  0    50       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)
 SIR VEILLANCE 5421           11   7  0    48       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-HOLD 4546                     8   3  0    48       ERRATA (387)
 ANGUS GREYWALL 5434           6   6  0    48       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
-PUNCH PUPPIES 5386            5   6  0    48       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
 BALKIR 1517                   7   9  0    42       GIANT KILLERS (152)
 BABY HUEY 5539                6   1  1    42       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
-CHICKENSTEIN 5029             2   0  0    42       BARN OF HORRORS (358)
 CLAIRE D'LUNE 5432            9   3  0    40       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
 WEE 5478                      8   4  0    39       BOWL O'RAMA (441)
-BUSTED SHINS 5389             6   8  0    38       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TERRI 5476                    7   5  1    37       BOWL O'RAMA (441)
 SOPHIE D'LUNE 5541            5   2  1    37       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
 BLOOD RED SKIES 5430          3   2  0    37       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
-SANDY EYES 5388               9   5  0    36       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
-BERSERKER 5504                6   5  1    34       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOB 5477                      6   6  1    33       BOWL O'RAMA (441)
 TRUST BUSTER 1 5443           2   0  0    33       SEGUE CARTEL (440)
 BRAINS MCGEE 5441             7   7  0    32       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
-SAVAGE BISON 5064             4   2  0    32       BARN OF HORRORS (358)
 PIMP IN A BOX 5330            6   5  0    31       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 DECAYED DARLA 5440            5   9  0    31       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 DEEP FREEZE 4747              3   6  0    31       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
 PUTRID PAULA 5438             6   8  0    30       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
-CARNIVOROUS SHEEP 5065        2   2  0    29       BARN OF HORRORS (358)
-ARES 5499                     3   2  2    26       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)
-FRANCIS MH 5398               2   0  0    26       B.I.G. (437)
 A TOUCH OF EVIL 5410          5   3  0    25       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
-ISA 4372                      4   7  1    24       PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
-HADRIUS 5492                  2   0  0    24       OTTO ONLINE (443)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOUNG EMPIRES 5472            5   4  0    23       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 GILBERTO BABEL 5436           5   7  0    22       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
-LANZALLAMAS 5514              2   2  0    22       OTTO ONLINE (443)
-SEGUE TOO 3 5465              1   0  0    21       SEGUE CARTEL (440)
-HEL 5502                      5   5  0    20       LORDS OF CHAOS (445)
-FRANK WHITE 5399              1   1  0    20       B.I.G. (437)
 KITTY HAWK 5596               1   0  0    20       SHIP HAPPENS (448)
 SKELARD 5582                  2   0  1    19       GIANT KILLERS (152)
-MAD COW 4976                  4   6  0    18       BARN OF HORRORS (358)
 NUT CASE 5528                 3   5  0    17       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 HELSINKI 5578                 1   0  1    16       SHIP HAPPENS (448)
 ROLAND CHILDE 5573            1   2  0    16       THE CRIMSON CUP (438)
-CALADONIA 5527                1   0  0    15       GIANT KILLERS (152)
 BEFF O'BRADY 5537             2   2  0    14       BOWL O'RAMA (441)
-IRONFANG 5546                 1   0  0    13       SAVAGE HORDE (446)
-GRIMBLADE 5549                1   0  0    12       SAVAGE HORDE (446)
 SQUISHY GIANT 5540            1   6  0     9       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
-TWIG LORD 5553                2   2  0     8       OTTO ONLINE (443)
-BAXTER 4548                   1   1  0     8       ERRATA (387)
 PROPHECY 5429                 1   5  0     8       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
 KAMI FLAUGE 5595              1   0  0     7       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 CELESTINA 5576                1   0  0     5       SHIP HAPPENS (448)
 FREIHEIT 5577                 1   0  0     5       SHIP HAPPENS (448)
-FIRST BULLY 5526              0   1  0     5       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
 ALITRANNA 5583                1   1  0     4       GIANT KILLERS (152)
-BIG POPPA 5400                0   3  0     3       B.I.G. (437)
 TELSTAR 5575                  0   2  0     2       SHIP HAPPENS (448)
 SPYCK 5594                    0   1  0     1       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 MAY MONM 5591                 0   1  0     1       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-GARK 5581                     0   1  0     1       GIANT KILLERS (152)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA        0  0 0                      HELSINKI 5578         681  NONE
BIGGIE SMALLS 5401      0  3 0 B.I.G. 437           BABY HUEY 5539        680   
ROAD KILL 5593          0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 364    ARENAMISTRESS SU      681  NONE
PIG OVERLORD 5572       1  2 0 DEATH BY DESIGN 264  BLACK ORC             681  NONE
DEAD DEVIL 1 5590       0  1 0 DEVIL ADVOCATES 105  SPYMASTER             681  NONE
DEAD DEVIL 2 5592       0  1 0 DEVIL ADVOCATES 105  HIGH ELF              681  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DAI 5599                0  1 0 KHAOS 434            WURM KIN              681  NONE
DAII 5598               0  1 0 KHAOS 434            DARK CHAMPION         681  NONE
DAIII 5597              0  1 0 KHAOS 434            WURM KIN              681  NONE
BUG 5580                0  1 0 SECRET SQUIRRELS 433 SKELARD 5582          680   
LISSIE POOLE 5433       4  5 0 THE CRIMSON CUP 438  BLASPHEMY 5332        678  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Distortion -- Well done--beat me in the last of the bloodfeuds AND snag the title!
Not a bad move.  So you're the first of your crew to take the title in Arvat.  Not
bad. -- Tia Matte

Wee -- Thanks for the skills.  I'm now off with the rest of the Angels to sit until
the tournament. -- Blasphemy

Due to a question from someone on chat, we took a look and realized that with the
graduation of Tia, the Devil Advocates now have graduated 50 Lord Protectors.  Others
have more, but that's a nice round number!

     Congratulations.

Putrid Paula -- Well, at least you're learning the right skills.  -- D. A. Cuser

Blasphemy -- Note to self... more armor.  And what does a guy have to do to get a
stat train around here! -- Wee

Matheu -- Unfortunately this one went exactly like I was expecting.  You could have
at least knocked me down in the rankings some so that I could fight guys a little
closer to my experience level.... -- T On

Undercover Lily -- Umm, this challenge won't happen again from my end.... -- Wob

Savage Bison -- Your hits were quite savage, I was lucky to survive your initial
assault. -- Terri

Roland Childe -- For a quick fight, this one was quite entertaining.  I didn't know I
had all that dodginess in me. -- Beef

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PIG OVERLORD was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAII was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DEAD DEVIL 1 was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DAIII was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
ROAD KILL was butchered by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD DEVIL 2 was slain by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
DAI was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
PAM DEMONIUM savagely defeated BALKIR in a exciting 6 minute Challenge struggle.
TRUST BUSTER 1 handily defeated BRAINS MCGEE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DISTORTION viciously subdued MATHEU in a 2 minute expert's Challenge Title duel.
DIONYSUS was outwaited by EVIL FANTASIES in a 9 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
INSIDIOUS handily defeated SIR VEILLANCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TERRI was demolished by DEAD WEATHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ANGUS GREYWALL was bested by D.A. CUSER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge battle.
SOPHIE D'LUNE beat YOUNG EMPIRES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge conflict.
CLAIRE D'LUNE won victory over DECAYED DARLA in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
WEE bested PUTRID PAULA in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
BEFF O'BRADY was overcome by A TOUCH OF EVIL in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SKELARD devastated SQUISHY GIANT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ALITRANNA was overpowered by DEEP FREEZE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ROTTING ROLAND was narrowly defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bout.
COFFEE overpowered T ON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
ITEM devastated SAMPSON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
UNDERCOVER LILY demolished GILBERTO BABEL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DAY DREAM viciously subdued PIMP IN A BOX in a 2 minute bloody fray.
WOB was overpowered by BABY HUEY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NUT CASE was overpowered by BLOOD RED SKIES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PROPHECY was overpowered by ROLAND CHILDE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TELSTAR was defeated by KAMI FLAUGE in a 2 minute beginner's match.
MAY MONM was beaten by CELESTINA in a popular 4 minute gruesome beginner's duel.
SPYCK was narrowly defeated by FREIHEIT in a exciting 6 minute beginner's competition.
KITTY HAWK overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HELSINKI assassinated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         AIMED BLOW        60 -  54 -  2      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         STRIKING ATTACK   59 -  55 -  4      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  16 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    51 -  48 -  3      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  14 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  37 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  31 -  3      35  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  24 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  17 -  0      23  |

Turn 681 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         6 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DISTORTION 5280            11   7  1  123 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
STRIKING ATTACK  MATHEU 5224                26  22  2  102 ASSORTED (228)
LUNGING ATTACK   COFFEE 4637                10   4  1   91 ERRATA (387)
TOTAL PARRY      EVIL FANTASIES 4443        13   6  0   80 CALL THE PRIEST (344)
WALL OF STEEL    SAMPSON 5189               13  11  0   60 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLOOD RED SKIES 5430        3   2  0   37 CALL THE PRIEST (344)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MATHEU 5224.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DIONYSUS 5506.  The ten other most popular fighters were DISTORTION 5280, SPYCK 5594, 
PAM DEMONIUM 5551, SOPHIE D'LUNE 5541, MAY MONM 5591, DAY DREAM 5365, KAMI FLAUGE 
5595, DEAD DEVIL 2 5592, MATHEU 5224, and DEAD WEATHER 5442.

The least popular fighter this week was FREIHEIT 5577.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PROPHECY 5429, NUT CASE 5528, WOB 5477, GILBERTO BABEL 5436, T ON 5480, 
ALITRANNA 5583, SQUISHY GIANT 5540, DECAYED DARLA 5440, SIR VEILLANCE 5421, and 
BRAINS MCGEE 5441.