DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/18/2013    Duedate: 12/31/2013

ARVAT ARENA

DM-32    TURN-722

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RUE LEROHELL
DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
(32-5645) [20-12-1,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RUE LEROHELL                   PYRE
DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)          KAOS! (467)
(32-5645) [20-12-1,113]        (32-5901) [1-0-0,8]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FRANCIS MH                     UNGNOME SOLDIER
B.I.G. (437)                   SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
(32-5398) [13-12-0,81]         (32-5933) [1-1-0,4]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)       46
2. THE WALKING DEAD (439)      45      DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
3. OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)        31      Unchartered Team
4. SHIP HAPPENS (448)          24
5. NOTORIOUS (71)              22      KAOS! (467)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SEGUE CARTEL (440)        19   1  0 95.0   1/ 1 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     8  3 1
 2- 2*WORLD BLADES 4 (452)       5   1  0 83.3   2/ 4 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     8  7 2
 3- 3*CONFUSED CONS (271)        6   2  0 75.0   3/ 6 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    7  8 0
 4/ 4 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    %1451 836 69 63.4   4- 5 PENTAD (396)              6  4 0
 5/ 6 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     425 282 32 60.1   5/ 2 B.I.G. (437)              6  6 0
 6- 7 CALL THE PRIEST (344)    238 159  9 59.9   6/10 THE WALKING DEAD (439)    6  9 0
 7- 8 COLLEGE RADIO (364)      104  70  1 59.8   7/ 3 URT'S DURT URCHINS (463)  5 10 0
 8/ 5 URT'S DURT URCHINS (463)  37  29  1 56.1   8- 8 FOR THE SHIRE (359)       4  1 0
 9/ 0 NOTORIOUS (71)           422 364 15 53.7   9/20 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)      4  6 0
10- 9*BORN TO KILL (468)         8   7  0 53.3  10- 9 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       3  2 0
11-10 DRAGON RIDERS (451)       86  86  7 50.0  11-11*WORLD BLADES 4 (452)      2  0 0
12/ 0*KAOS! (467)                1   1  0 50.0  12/15 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      2  1 0
13/11 B.I.G. (437)              55  56  3 49.5  13-12 CALL THE PRIEST (344)     2  1 0
14-12 PENTAD (396)              34  36  6 48.6  14- 7*BORN TO KILL (468)        2  3 0
15-13 FOR THE SHIRE (359)       35  41  1 46.1  15/13 PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)     2  6 1
16/14 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)   148 175  8 45.8  16-14*CONFUSED CONS (271)       1  0 0
17/15 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)      41  52  1 44.1  17-16 SEGUE CARTEL (440)        1  1 0
18/16 THE WALKING DEAD (439)   118 152  9 43.7  18/ 0*KAOS! (467)               1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)    121 161 11 42.9  19-17*1ST SPIN (453)            1  2 0
20/ 0 SHIP HAPPENS (448)        31  46  5 40.3  20/ 0 NOTORIOUS (71)            1  2 0
21/18 PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)     27  41  1 39.7  21-18 DRAGON RIDERS (451)       1  3 0
22-19*1ST SPIN (453)             3   5  0 37.5  22-19*MIDWEST AVENGERS (461)    1  3 0
23-20*THE MENTORS RIDE (466)     6  13  0 31.6  23/ 0 SHIP HAPPENS (448)        1  4 0
24-21*MIDWEST AVENGERS (461)     1   3  0 25.0  24-21*THE MENTORS RIDE (466)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 737): ODDLY ELEGANT of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 739): MARTYR of TORTURED (Iron Maiden, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 709): FRANKIE of SERPENTS HOLD 929 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 733): NO RAIN of BLIND MELON (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 736): EVERBRINGER of SHADOWMONGERS (Shadow, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 727): PING of G.O.L.G. (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 728): RAMEX of VISIONS V2 (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 366): FREDDY FENDER of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 725): SERENA of SHADOWMIST (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 364): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 721): DROGON of DEATH BY DESIGN (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 718): LADY KALDRA of LUROCIANS II (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 710): VAMPIRE SQUID of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 669): HALFTIME of EPIC RAP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 341): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 335): DING DONG of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 322): THE BEATLES of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 600): SFC1 of MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 585): DAISY DAWG of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 567): FIFINE GILLY of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 562): KALDAN TEN KARAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 571): EDMONDS of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 523): HOGSHEAD of COUNTRY PIE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 517): DEADLY FORCE of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 509): THE MONGOOSE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 626): MARTIN BLANK of BLOOD TITANS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 737): QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 739): THE UNDEAD (Death Jester, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 709): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 733): BLIND MELON (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 736): AIMER'S INC (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 727): ALL THINGS FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 728): THE MOTHERSHIP CC (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 366): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 725): SHADOWMIST (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 364): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 773): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 718): CLASSIC CHARACTERS (The Producer, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 710): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 669): TOLBIN'S X-MEN (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 341): AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 335): BAAL'S MINIONS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 322): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 600): MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 585): MEDAL OF HONOR B11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 567): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 562): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 271): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 523): TOLBINS LADIES (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 517): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 509): MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 626): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 736): WATSON of SERPENTS HOLD 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 738): GHOST of THE UNDEAD (Death Jester, mgr.)
                           KANE TOAD of KAOS FROGS (Grimm, mgr.)
                           SKELETON of THE UNDEAD (Death Jester, mgr.)
                           GUILLOTINE of BLADES OF TERROR (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 733): STOLEYOURSPOT of BASH BROS PARKING (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 736): EVERBRINGER of SHADOWMONGERS (Shadow, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): GROM HELLSCREAM of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 720): PIMP IN A BOX of DEATH BY DESIGN (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 669): HALFTIME of EPIC RAP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): THE JANITOR of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
                               A TALENT SCOUT of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 334): PAUL of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 599): MEECHAM of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 561): NOCALLLISTEXEMPTION of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                            (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 270): CARPENTER of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 517): DEADLY FORCE of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ARVAT needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  OTTOMAN EMPIRE had like 
a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 3-2-0 and wound up as 9th team!  I 
don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but BORN TO KILL really goofed with 
their 0-0-0.  What was the name of that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 
118-152-9 you ask?  (Sure)  THE WALKING DEAD's their name, and fighting's their game! 
MVP award for GROUND CHUCK?  THE WALKING DEAD's proud of him after beating SYCAMORE 
STYLE and getting 20 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  SYCAMORE STYLE's match 
with GROUND CHUCK cost him a loss of 18 points!  Was that a tear I saw in RUE 
LEROHELL's eye, as she took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't DROGON fit to be tied!  
Who was the wiseguy that said ARVAT's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The 
Swinging Aardvark?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  SECRET SQUIRRELS was the most avoided team.  Is a 
148-175-8 record really that scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why DEVIL 
ADVOCATES' been avoiding SECRET SQUIRRELS so much?  Or is it just that they're too 
scared?  Like, is GURT popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of 
ARVAT!  She's got a 10-4-0, is that good?  People were asking me did PATSY REALLY 
challenge DEVLIN DE TALIS?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It 
wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but DEVLIN DE TALIS wants me to write about 
it since he slew PATSY.  Satisfied?  EURYDICE TROYER must not be a good enough 
fighter to get in fair fights.  She challenged GURT.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, 
that's what they tell me.) I thought EURYDICE TROYER showed great skill and promise 
when she bested GURT.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ARVAT ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear 
from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  ARVAT is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUE LEROHELL 5645            20  12  1   113       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FATTY BOLGER 4966             8   2  0    98       FOR THE SHIRE (359)
-OCTAVIANUS 4630               7   7  1    97       PENTAD (396)
 DROGON 5750                  11   5  2    91       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BABY HUEY 5539               18   8  1    90       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 EURYDICE TROYER 5792         11   3  0    90       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-BLASPHEMY 5332                6   1  1    90       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 MR SCHICICLES 5623           13  14  0    88       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 DISEMBOWELED DORA 5679       14  15  2    84       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
-APOCALYPSE 5711               6   1  0    83       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
-BLOOD RED SKIES 5430          9   5  0    82       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
 FRANCIS MH 5398              13  12  0    81       B.I.G. (437)
 PUNCH PUPPIES 5386            7   7  1    78       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
 GURT 5821                    10   4  0    76       URT'S DURT URCHINS (463)
-STRYKKER 5616                19  16  1    74       DRAGON RIDERS (451)
-YOUNG EMPIRES 5472           19  10  0    74       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
-REBEKKA 5618                 16  19  0    70       DRAGON RIDERS (451)
-DOMINATION 5232              11   3  0    68       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 ALL GUNS BLAZING 5404         8   7  0    67       NOTORIOUS (71)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHUCKY 3886                   6   0  0    65       CONFUSED CONS (271)
 NOT FOR HIRE 5715            10   5  0    61       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
-BRUTUS 4632                   7   8  1    61       PENTAD (396)
 GROUND CHUCK 5776             9  12  0    59       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 160 SWIFTLY 5778             12   6  0    57       B.I.G. (437)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SANDY EYES 5388              11   6  0    56       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
-ROAD TRIP 5865                3   3  0    55       THE MENTORS RIDE (466)
 FILBURT 5842                  7   2  1    50       URT'S DURT URCHINS (463)
-MAXIMUS 4628                  7   7  3    48       PENTAD (396)
-BRISTOL 5629                  3   0  0    47       WORLD BLADES 4 (452)
-CLAUDIUS 4678                 6   5  0    43       PENTAD (396)
 UBERMENSCH 5847               3   3  0    42       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 AKA 5808                      8   6  1    40       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-RAPIDO MUERTE 4 5456          3   1  0    40       SEGUE CARTEL (440)
-OGRE 5798                     7   6  0    39       DRAGON RIDERS (451)
 SYCAMORE STYLE 5805           9   6  2    36       B.I.G. (437)
-PROPHECY 5429                 6   8  0    35       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
 DEE MINKING 5848              6   5  0    35       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-DEEP FREEZE 4747              6  12  0    34       CALL THE PRIEST (344)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JULIUS 5904                   2   0  0    33       PENTAD (396)
-BUSTED SHINS 5389             6  10  0    32       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
-RUFUS BURROWS 4974            5   4  0    32       FOR THE SHIRE (359)
-IRONWOLFE 5774                6   9  2    29       DRAGON RIDERS (451)
 DACIA SANDERO 5764            5   8  0    29       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
 DEVLIN DE TALIS 5913          4   0  1    27       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 DAGOBURT 5869                 4   7  0    25       URT'S DURT URCHINS (463)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JOKER 5909                    2   1  0    24       BORN TO KILL (468)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOHICA JOE JR. 5905           3   0  0    23       BORN TO KILL (468)
 MAID IN A LAB 5888            5   2  0    22       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 CHEWED BECCA 5856             4   8  0    22       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
-SAIL ON 5841                  2   3  0    21       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
-SEGUE TOO 3 5465              1   0  0    21       SEGUE CARTEL (440)
 S.H.I.E.L.D. 5916             2   2  0    20       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-NIGHTMARE 5712                1   1  0    20       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
-STEELER 5794                  2   1  0    19       CALL THE PRIEST (344)
-EARL 5907                     2   1  0    19       BORN TO KILL (468)
-LEEDS 5630                    2   0  0    19       WORLD BLADES 4 (452)
-MEGABUCKS 5636                3   2  0    17       1ST SPIN (453)
 ARCH F. EIND 5912             2   2  0    15       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 INFECTED IRVING 5919          2   2  0    14       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 EL CUNADO 5870                1   1  0    14       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
 FIRST BULLY 5526              1   3  0    14       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
-THE PLAINSMAN 5813            1   1  0    14       MIDWEST AVENGERS (461)
 SLUETHY LU 5884               2   6  1    13       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 TUG BOAT 5920                 1   0  0    12       SHIP HAPPENS (448)
 TAMAROV 5667                  1   5  1    11       SHIP HAPPENS (448)
 DESTRUCTION 5937              1   0  0    11       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 NYDMOR WYNZE 5871             2   0  0     9       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
-BLOW OUT 5862                 1   2  0     9       THE MENTORS RIDE (466)
 PYRE 5901                     1   0  0     8       KAOS! (467)
 TAGGURT 5932                  1   1  0     8       URT'S DURT URCHINS (463)
-OZARKS 5879                   1   0  0     8       THE MENTORS RIDE (466)
-SHADOW 5878                   1   0  0     7       THE MENTORS RIDE (466)
 WARGRATH 5902                 0   1  0     7       KAOS! (467)
-WHEAT MAN 5814                0   2  0     6       MIDWEST AVENGERS (461)
-SQUIRREL SHOT 5908            1   2  0     5       BORN TO KILL (468)
 CATALONIA 5765                0   3  0     5       SHIP HAPPENS (448)
 UNGNOME SOLDIER 5933          1   1  0     4       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 SEABURT 5925                  0   3  0     3       URT'S DURT URCHINS (463)
-MATSUMI 5917                  0   2  0     2       BORN TO KILL (468)
-JOKERS WILD 5751              0   1  0     1       1ST SPIN (453)
 INDEBT 5929                   0   1  0     1       PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
 FREIGHT HAULER 5921           0   1  0     1       SHIP HAPPENS (448)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A TOUCH OF EVIL 5410   10  8 0 CALL THE PRIEST 344  DROGON 5750           720   
CRUMPA DUMP 5938        0  1 0 DEATH BY DESIGN 264  BANDIT PRINCE         722  NONE
NURPLE PIPPLE 5882      1  3 0 DEATH BY DESIGN 264  WURM KIN              722  NONE
GAGA #4 5789            0  1 0 NOTORIOUS 71         SPYMASTER             722  NONE
GAGA #5 5788            0  1 0 NOTORIOUS 71         DARK CHAMPION         722  NONE
PATSY 5872              0  2 0 OTTOMAN EMPIRE 456   DEVLIN DE TALIS 5913  722   
SHUTTLE POD 5922        0  1 0 SHIP HAPPENS 448     DARK CHAMPION         722  NONE
GLORIA GUTS 5735       11  9 0 THE WALKING DEAD 439 AKA 5808              718  REVENGED
ZOMBIE EXTRA 5939       0  1 0 THE WALKING DEAD 439 WURM KIN              722  NONE
DILBURT 5820            8  4 0 URT'S DURT URCHI 463 PUNCH PUPPIES 5386    720   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Drogon -- Nice slide, DM, couldn't even let another team have a taste of the good
life, could you.  Congrats. -- Secret Squirrels

Rapido Muerte -- You don't look so "rapido" to me. -- AKA "The Swift"

Ubermensch -- You are Uber annoying....just an FYI. -- Maid in a Lab

Squirrel Shot -- One should not treat Squirrels in such a manner. -- S.H.I.E.L.D.

Matsumi -- Excusumi, but I believe you dropped your axe. -- Sluethy Lu

Patsy -- I believe you were set up....just saying. -- Ungnome Soldier

Mr Urts Durts or Durts Urching or Urt Urchin -- Ahem... sorry about he loss of
Dilburt.  He seemed like an okay fellow and I didn't mean to strike him a mighty
blow.  I am also sorry I missed this last round.  It could not be helped as our
manager is a bit of a poor sort so we fight when we can.  I will do my best to fight
the next two turns and await your revenge. -- Punc Puppies

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NURPLE PIPPLE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ZOMBIE EXTRA was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
CRUMPA DUMP was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SHUTTLE POD was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GAGA #5 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
GAGA #4 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PUNCH PUPPIES lost to MR SCHICICLES in a exciting 4 minute master's Challenge fight.
EURYDICE TROYER slimly won victory over GURT in a 7 minute Challenge competition.
SANDY EYES was vanquished by FRANCIS MH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DACIA SANDERO was overpowered by UBERMENSCH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DEE MINKING overpowered DAGOBURT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
FIRST BULLY was beaten by MAID IN A LAB in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
ARCH F. EIND subdued SLUETHY LU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
PATSY was butchered by DEVLIN DE TALIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
DROGON was devastated by RUE LEROHELL in a 1 minute mismatched Title bout.
DISEMBOWELED DORA viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute fight.
ALL GUNS BLAZING devastated AKA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FILBURT was luckily beaten by NOT FOR HIRE in a unpopular 11 minute bloody brawl.
GROUND CHUCK overpowered SYCAMORE STYLE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
160 SWIFTLY overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
CHEWED BECCA slimly won victory over TAGGURT in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice contest.
TAMAROV was subdued by INFECTED IRVING in a 1 minute bout.
EL CUNADO handily defeated SEABURT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
UNGNOME SOLDIER was outwaited by TUG BOAT in a popular 7 minute gory novice's bout.
CATALONIA was vanquished by DESTRUCTION in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
S.H.I.E.L.D. overpowered WARGRATH in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
NYDMOR WYNZE won victory over INDEBT in a 3 minute beginner's bout.
PYRE viciously subdued FREIGHT HAULER in a exciting 3 minute bloody beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        40 -  26 -  4      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  14 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  14 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  44 -  4      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  33 -  2      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  33 -  3      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  26 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  37 -  1      34  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 722 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      6 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         5  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    RUE LEROHELL 5645          20  12  1  113 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
STRIKING ATTACK  DROGON 5750                11   5  2   91 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
LUNGING ATTACK   FRANCIS MH 5398            13  12  0   81 B.I.G. (437)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GURT 5821                  10   4  0   76 URT'S DURT URCHINS (463)
AIMED BLOW       ALL GUNS BLAZING 5404       8   7  0   67 NOTORIOUS (71)
TOTAL PARRY      NOT FOR HIRE 5715          10   5  0   61 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
SLASHING ATTACK  SANDY EYES 5388            11   6  0   56 PAINFUL THOUGHT (436)
BASHING ATTACK   AKA 5808                    8   6  1   40 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FRANCIS MH 5398.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was UNGNOME SOLDIER 5933.  The ten other most popular fighters were PYRE 5901, 
SLUETHY LU 5884, PUNCH PUPPIES 5386, DISEMBOWELED DORA 5679, GURT 5821, MR SCHICICLES 
5623, TAGGURT 5932, EURYDICE TROYER 5792, FRANCIS MH 5398, and UBERMENSCH 5847.

The least popular fighter this week was NOT FOR HIRE 5715.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FREIGHT HAULER 5921, NYDMOR WYNZE 5871, TUG BOAT 5920, TAMAROV 
5667, SYCAMORE STYLE 5805, FILBURT 5842, AKA 5808, PATSY 5872, DAGOBURT 5869, and 
GAGA #4 5789.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     CHUPACABRA (10-3827) TERRAPIN STATION  (189) 
                           DECEON RAIN (50-883) KAOS  (127) 
                       PIONEER (82-47958) TRIPPIN' OUT  (8064) 
                      GRAPE APE (82-34889) BRAIN FOOD 9  (5739) 
                DUELMASTERS.COM (82-16536) SUPERIOR FORCES 720  (2509) 
                     FROZBOZ (82-14622) FIRES OF HEAVEN 4  (2181) 
                           RAGE (82-36450) EMOTIONS  (6013) 
                 HUNGRY HIPPO (82-49609) SUPERIOR FORCES 5411  (8331) 
                       BABEL (82-46069) SACS DE SABLE 1  (7725) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes