DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/13/2014    Duedate: 08/26/2014

ARVAT ARENA

DM-32    TURN-739

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UNGNOME SOLDIER
SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
(32-5933) [11-6-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UNGNOME SOLDIER                DEADHOUSE GATES
SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)         ON MY BOOKSHELF (469)
(32-5933) [11-6-0,107]         (32-5958) [5-3-1,51]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GROUND CHUCK                   THE SEAL
THE WALKING DEAD (439)         SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
(32-5776) [17-21-0,72]         (32-6059) [3-4-0,22]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. B.I.G. (437)                62
2. STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)     39      DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
3. THE WANTED (478)            30      Unchartered Team
4. BUFFY'S DINER (346)         26
5. ON MY BOOKSHELF (469)       24      MULLETS & BIG HAIR (475)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*KAOS! (467)                9   5  0 64.3   1/ 2 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    9  6 0
 2/ 3 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    %1497 872 72 63.2   2/ 1 OLD GEEZERS (473)         9  6 0
 3/ 1*MULLETS & BIG HAIR (475)  15  10  1 60.0   3/ 3 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)      7  7 0
 4/ 4 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     440 300 34 59.5   4/ 5*MULLETS & BIG HAIR (475)  5  5 0
 5/ 6*WORLD BLADES 4 (452)       8   7  0 53.3   5/ 4 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     5  8 0
 6/ 5 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)  103  99  2 51.0   6/ 7 THE WALKING DEAD (439)    5  9 1
 7/ 7 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)      83  85  3 49.4   7/11 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)   4  6 0
 8/ 8 B.I.G. (437)              82  88  6 48.2   8/ 9 BUFFY'S DINER (346)       3  0 0
 9/ 9 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)   189 216  8 46.7   9/13*WORLD BLADES 4 (452)      3  3 0
10/ 0*ON MY BOOKSHELF (469)     19  24  1 44.2  10/ 6 B.I.G. (437)              3  6 0
11/11 BUFFY'S DINER (346)       45  57  0 44.1  11/ 0*ON MY BOOKSHELF (469)     2  2 0
12/12 THE WALKING DEAD (439)   150 200 11 42.9  12/ 0*THE WANTED (478)          2  3 0
13/13 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)    136 188 12 42.0  13/15 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     2  7 1
14/ 0*THE WANTED (478)           2   3  0 40.0  14/14*YOUNG STUDS (476)         2  8 0
15/14 OLD GEEZERS (473)         19  30  0 38.8  15-12*KAOS! (467)               1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16/15*YOUNG STUDS (476)          2   8  0 20.0  16/10 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 754): MERCURY of QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 756): HYPATIA of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 743): SIERRA of MMM BEER!! (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 750): SIR BUBBA THE BOLD of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (The Dark One)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 752): JACK OF HEARTS of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 744): T.G.I. FLOYD'S of ALL THINGS FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 745): MAD DOG RUSSO of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 374): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 742): ALI BOOMBAH YAY of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 372): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 738): DACIA SANDERO of OTTOMAN EMPIRE (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 735): DEN'S FAVORITE of DEMONSPAWN (Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 727): OISIN of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 686): KITH of DARK BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 350): PULLED ORC of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 344): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 331): BERT & ERNIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 617): KRAIT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 602): STAR of DREAMTIME (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 583): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 579): GUNSLINGER of POSSE (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 279): F.U.B.A.R. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 543): TAX MAIL-IN of I HATE TOURNEYS (Crumudgeon, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 533): DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 526): LUCREZIA BARON of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 643): BILBO BAGGINNI of MIDDLE ITALY (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 754): QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 756): PURE POISON (?, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 743): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 750): THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 752): BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 744): BODY OF MUSIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 745): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 374): LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 742): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 372): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 738): OLD GEEZERS (Old Fart, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 735): BIG LAKE BANDITS (Den, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 727): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 686): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 350): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): D.A. REJECTS (Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 331): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 617): MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 602): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 584): MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 579): POSSE (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 279): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 540): I HATE TOURNEYS (Crumudgeon, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 534): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 526): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 643): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 754): MERCURY of QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
              (turn 753): RED SPECIAL of QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 749): SIR TOO DUMB of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 744): PUTRID DEFILER of KARNHORN KARNAGE (Var, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): MERCURY of PLANETS (Stargazer, mgr.)
                          POP TARGET of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 372): DUST MITE of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 726): MAYNARD of NERDS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 685): BIG SIX of FAMOUS HURLERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                             ZILLA KHIRNAJ of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 344): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
                               FLESH HUNTER of BAAL'S MINIONS (Var, mgr.)
                   (turn 343): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 616): FERRIA HOUGH of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 584): JENNI KORREG of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 533): DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

You people don't deserve a DM column.

    -- Dacia Sandero

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in ARVAT!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  I don't wanna hurt anybody's 
feelings or anything, but ANGELS OF PAIN really goofed with their 1-1-0.  STRAGETY, 
DAMMIT! like really fought hard to move up to 7th from 11th.  Way to go!  MVP award 
for 160 SWIFTLY?  B.I.G.'s proud of him after beating NOT FOR HIRE and getting 26 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  NOT FOR HIRE got smashed by 160 SWIFTLY, 
and lost 21 points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular gal in all 
ARVAT.  She got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) Like, UNGNOME 
SOLDIER must be pretty gutsy!  He challenged the Duelmaster from OTTOMAN EMPIRE.  
Does this guy have a death wish or what!  Was that a tear I saw in UNGNOME SOLDIER's 
eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't DACIA SANDERO fit to be tied!  I 
hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  SECRET SQUIRRELS was ARVAT's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why DEVIL ADVOCATES' been avoiding 
SECRET SQUIRRELS so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  I'm not so sure 
HONG KONG PHOOEY knew all the facts when he challenged GROUND CHUCK of THE WALKING 
DEAD.  I saw HONG KONG PHOOEY stumbling and dribbling at The Warty Toad last week...  
HONG KONG PHOOEY was so studly out there in the sands!  Beating GROUND CHUCK and 
getting 26 points.  BUFFY'S DINER must be proud, for sure!  People were asking me did 
LITTLE DRAGON REALLY challenge DEVLIN DE TALIS?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but 
it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but DEVLIN DE TALIS 
wants me to write about it since he was defeated by LITTLE DRAGON.  Satisfied?  
TENACIOUS D must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged 
DISEMBOWELED DORA.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I 
thought TENACIOUS D showed great skill and promise when he was defeated by 
DISEMBOWELED DORA.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ARVAT ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What a bummer deal for BEAST MASTER!  He just barely was getting 
his "fighter feet" but got kill by ME SLICE YOU of DEATH BY DESIGN!  Those're the 
breaks, I guess.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNGNOME SOLDIER 5933         11   6  0   107       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KID DYNAMITE 6091            19  15  1    99       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
 NYDMOR WYNZE 5871            15   4  1    99       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
 DROGON 5750                  14  10  2    99       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
-BLASPHEMY 5332                7   1  1    96       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 160 SWIFTLY 5778             19  15  0    95       B.I.G. (437)
 DISEMBOWELED DORA 5679       18  28  2    94       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 DACIA SANDERO 5764           16  14  0    93       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE DRAGON 6087           14  10  0    90       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
-WARGRATH 5902                 6   1  0    89       KAOS! (467)
 MURDER BY NUMBERS 6099       18  21  0    85       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
 HONG KONG PHOOEY 5697         9   2  0    85       BUFFY'S DINER (346)
 TENACIOUS D 6086             11   7  0    81       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
 SLUETHY LU 5884              10  15  1    80       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 AKA 5808                     17  14  1    77       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 GROUND CHUCK 5776            17  21  0    72       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 NOT FOR HIRE 5715            18  14  0    71       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
 MAID IN A LAB 5888           12  11  0    70       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-DOMINATION 5232              11   3  0    68       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEVLIN DE TALIS 5913         13   8  1    66       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKINNY PETE 5951              6   5  1    51       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
 DEADHOUSE GATES 5958          5   3  1    51       ON MY BOOKSHELF (469)
 THE CRIPPLED GOD 5961         5   4  0    45       ON MY BOOKSHELF (469)
 CHICKEN SKIN 5947             4   4  0    44       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 BRISTOL 5629                  4   2  0    38       WORLD BLADES 4 (452)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIGHT ROLLS 6055              4   1  0    32       MULLETS & BIG HAIR (475)
 WHEELCHAIR 6060               4   2  0    28       OLD GEEZERS (473)
 A. POLLY YONN 6048            5   2  0    27       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 ME SLICE YOU 6117             1   1  1    26       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 COE RUPTOR 6047               5   2  0    25       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 SEAGULL 'DO 6056              3   2  1    25       MULLETS & BIG HAIR (475)
 FLATULENCE 6051               3   3  0    25       OLD GEEZERS (473)
 BLOATED BARBARA 6044          5   3  1    24       THE WALKING DEAD (439)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HALFLING 5897                 1   2  0    23       WORLD BLADES 4 (452)
 THE SEAL 6059                 3   4  0    22       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 IKE CLANTON 6121              1   0  0    21       THE WANTED (478)
-NIGHTMARE 5712                1   1  0    20       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 LONDON 5628                   1   1  0    19       WORLD BLADES 4 (452)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 #CANTTOUCHTHIS 6019           1   5  0    14       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 FALSE TEETH 6079              3   0  0    13       OLD GEEZERS (473)
 ARTHRITIS 6078                2   1  0    12       OLD GEEZERS (473)
 GARBAGEPAILKID 6053           3   2  0    11       MULLETS & BIG HAIR (475)
 SPRING CHICKEN 6080           1   1  0    11       YOUNG STUDS (476)
 PERDITION 6107                1   0  0    10       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 RUBIK'S CUBE 6054             2   3  0     9       MULLETS & BIG HAIR (475)
 BADGER 6058                   1   1  0     8       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
 FEDERAL AGENT 6113            1   0  0     6       B.I.G. (437)
 YOUNG PUP 6083                1   1  0     6       YOUNG STUDS (476)
 DEACON JIM 6120               1   0  0     6       THE WANTED (478)
 G. RAY HAHN 6110              1   1  0     4       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 AQUARIUM HEAD HERB 6132       1   0  0     3       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 TEST SUBJECT: 1B 6118         0   2  0     2       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 VEAL CUTLET 6082              0   2  0     2       YOUNG STUDS (476)
 EARLY BIRD 6081               0   2  0     2       YOUNG STUDS (476)
 LANCE UPPERCUT 6084           0   2  0     2       YOUNG STUDS (476)
 RUBE BURROW 6122              0   1  0     1       THE WANTED (478)
-WHITE WIZARD 6062             0   1  0     1       KAOS! (467)
 ARKANSAS DAVE 6119            0   1  0     1       THE WANTED (478)
 HEARING AID 6125              0   1  0     1       OLD GEEZERS (473)
 THOMAS HORN 6123              0   1  0     1       THE WANTED (478)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BASH ANGEL 6126         0  1 0 ANGELS OF PAIN 360   WURM KIN              739  NONE
DA1 6112                0  1 0 B.I.G. 437           BLACK ORC             739  NONE
DA2 6114                0  1 0 B.I.G. 437           ARENAMISTRESS SU      739  NONE
DA4 6111                0  1 0 B.I.G. 437           HIGH ELF              739  NONE
FRANCIS MH 5398        18 20 0 B.I.G. 437           NYDMOR WYNZE 5871     735  REVENGED
BEAST MASTER 6057       3  2 0 MULLETS & BIG HA 475 ME SLICE YOU 6117     739   
DENTURES 6071           0  2 0 OLD GEEZERS 473      BLOATED BARBARA 6044  737   
DUST OF DREAMS 5962     5  4 0 ON MY BOOKSHELF 469  BLACK ORC             739  NONE
HOUSE OF CHAINS 5960    3  6 0 ON MY BOOKSHELF 469  SHEWISH GIANT         739  NONE
TORTOISE 6106           0  2 0 STRAGETY, DAMMIT 477 WURM KIN              739  NONE
INFECTED IRVING 5919   10  8 1 THE WALKING DEAD 439 ROOK 6013             736   
ZOMBIE EXTRA 6133       0  1 0 THE WALKING DEAD 439 ARENAMISTRESS SU      739  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUST OF DREAMS was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HOUSE OF CHAINS was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
TORTOISE was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA4 was slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DA2 was assassinated by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
BASH ANGEL was butchered by WURM KIN in a popular 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
ZOMBIE EXTRA was executed by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ARTHRITIS was viciously subdued by BLOATED BARBARA in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
UNGNOME SOLDIER won victory over DACIA SANDERO in a 2 minute Challenge Title duel.
TENACIOUS D was defeated by DISEMBOWELED DORA in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
AKA was overpowered by KID DYNAMITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SLUETHY LU was beaten by DROGON in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
LITTLE DRAGON devastated DEVLIN DE TALIS in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
HONG KONG PHOOEY demolished GROUND CHUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SKINNY PETE overcame BRISTOL in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
BADGER was savagely defeated by THE SEAL in a popular 7 minute bloody Challenge duel.
NOT FOR HIRE was vanquished by 160 SWIFTLY in a 3 minute bloody one-sided fray.
NYDMOR WYNZE bested MURDER BY NUMBERS in a exciting 3 minute veteran's brawl.
MAID IN A LAB demolished CHICKEN SKIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DEADHOUSE GATES overpowered WHEELCHAIR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE CRIPPLED GOD devastated A. POLLY YONN in a 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
TIGHT ROLLS won victory over #CANTTOUCHTHIS in a popular 1 minute match.
FLATULENCE handily defeated G. RAY HAHN in a 2 minute uneven duel.
COE RUPTOR bested YOUNG PUP in a popular 1 minute gruesome veteran vs. novice bout.
HALFLING overpowered TEST SUBJECT: 1B in a 1 minute uneven fight.
EARLY BIRD was savagely defeated by DEACON JIM in a 3 minute gruesome novice's bout.
VEAL CUTLET was beaten by FALSE TEETH in a 2 minute gory beginner's duel.
LANCE UPPERCUT was outwaited by AQUARIUM HEAD HERB in a dull 7 minute amateur's bout.
BEAST MASTER was executed by ME SLICE YOU in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SEAGULL 'DO vanquished THOMAS HORN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RUBIK'S CUBE was overpowered by IKE CLANTON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GARBAGEPAILKID was savagely defeated by LONDON in a 2 minute gory novice's bout.
SPRING CHICKEN handily defeated HEARING AID in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ARKANSAS DAVE was vanquished by PERDITION in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
RUBE BURROW was subdued by FEDERAL AGENT in a exciting 3 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  16 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         AIMED BLOW        43 -  35 -  3      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  34 -  3      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  46 -  2      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     35 -  46 -  1      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  29 -  3      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  39 -  0      30  |

Turn 739 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         7 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  7         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  9         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   UNGNOME SOLDIER 5933       11   6  0  107 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
PARRY-LUNGE      KID DYNAMITE 6091          19  15  1   99 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
TOTAL PARRY      NYDMOR WYNZE 5871          15   4  1   99 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
STRIKING ATTACK  DROGON 5750                14  10  2   99 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
AIMED BLOW       160 SWIFTLY 5778           19  15  0   95 B.I.G. (437)
WALL OF STEEL    DACIA SANDERO 5764         16  14  0   93 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
BASHING ATTACK   AKA 5808                   17  14  1   77 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GROUND CHUCK 5776.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE SEAL 6059.  The ten other most popular fighters were BADGER 6058, RUBE 
BURROW 6122, MURDER BY NUMBERS 6099, UNGNOME SOLDIER 5933, LITTLE DRAGON 6087, HOUSE 
OF CHAINS 5960, G. RAY HAHN 6110, BLOATED BARBARA 6044, DROGON 5750, and 160 SWIFTLY 
5778.

The least popular fighter this week was AQUARIUM HEAD HERB 6132.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LANCE UPPERCUT 6084, EARLY BIRD 6081, ARKANSAS DAVE 6119, 
HEARING AID 6125, GARBAGEPAILKID 6053, RUBIK'S CUBE 6054, THOMAS HORN 6123, BEAST 
MASTER 6057, VEAL CUTLET 6082, and CHICKEN SKIN 5947.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DACIA SANDERO (32-5764) OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 16-18, 2015.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport 
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--code RSI.

Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.  This is prime season for 
Phoenix, and this year will be crazy:  the Superbowl, Phoenix Open, auto auction, PF 
Chang's Marathon, and more are all during that time.  The hotel will be filling up 
quickly and I won't be able to add rooms to the block after they are full.  So please 
book your room now -- if you can't make it you can cancel your reservation, but we 
hope you do!

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!