DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/08/2014    Duedate: 10/21/2014

ARVAT ARENA

DM-32    TURN-743

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NOT FOR HIRE
OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
(32-5715) [22-14-0,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NOT FOR HIRE                   THE KING
OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)           IT'S GOOD TO BE... (470)
(32-5715) [22-14-0,121]        (32-5968) [1-4-0,27]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GROUND CHUCK                   THE KING
THE WALKING DEAD (439)         IT'S GOOD TO BE... (470)
(32-5776) [19-23-1,119]        (32-5968) [1-4-0,27]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OLD GEEZERS (473)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE WALKING DEAD (439)      52
2. ANGELS OF PAIN (360)        33      DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
3. GASTROPUB (480)             31      Unchartered Team
4. DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)       31
5. OLD GEEZERS (473)           24      GASTROPUB (480)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*GASTROPUB (480)            9   3  0 75.0   1/ 4 OLD GEEZERS (473)        10  5 0
 2/ 3 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    %1510 875 72 63.3   2/ 6*GASTROPUB (480)           9  3 0
 3/ 4 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     445 301 34 59.7   3/ 2 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     9  3 0
 4/ 5 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)      92  91  3 50.3   4/ 3 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)      7  3 0
 5/ 6 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)  108 113  2 48.9   5/ 1 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    7  8 2
 6/ 7 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)   201 224 10 47.3   6/ 7 THE WALKING DEAD (439)    6  8 1
 7/ 8 B.I.G. (437)              83  98  6 45.9   7/ 9 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      4  0 0
 8- 9 THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)  19  23  2 45.2   8/ 8 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)   4 10 0
 9-10 BUFFY'S DINER (346)       46  58  0 44.2   9/14*YOUNG STUDS (476)         2 13 0
10/11 THE WALKING DEAD (439)   157 212 12 42.5  10/13 B.I.G. (437)              1  6 0
11/13 OLD GEEZERS (473)         29  40  0 42.0  11/15*IT'S GOOD TO BE... (470)  0  2 0
12/14*IT'S GOOD TO BE... (470)   1   4  0 20.0  12-11 BUFFY'S DINER (346)       0  1 0
13/15*YOUNG STUDS (476)          4  26  0 13.3  13-12 THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     The massive black gate had remained sealed for five long years.  The imposing
stone walls, with their brooding gargoyle watchers, had weathered well the with the
sands of time...  Since Turn 29, the towering Roman guild house had gradually
increased in size, stature and grandeur on its journey towards the pinnacle of
greatness.  The nearby Temple of Caesar, an enormous structure with five hundred
steps leading to its blood stained alter, had remained empty, it's eternal flame
apparently extinguished.  An intimidating symbol of former Roman power and glory.  Of
a an era that had passed, some say, into the dustbin of Arvat history.  But no
worthless local dared enter, or even gaze upon its magnificent architecture for long.
Its thousands of worshippers, once flocking to poor, swampy Arvat from the distant
reaches of Alastari, had ceased their regular pilgrimages.  Hundreds of coolies had
perished building the towering edifice, enduring grueling conditions in the hot Arvat
sun, toiling night and day on the grandiose project.  It was an aggressive
construction effort, employing thousands of workers, on a scale never before been
witnessed in the city of Arvat.
     The locals stayed clear of the brooding Roman citadel that towered in their
midst.  Uncorroborated rumors occasionally spread throughout the city regarding
lights and secretive activity within its walls.  Where had Caesar gone?  Was he
within?  Why did he not show himself?  Had he abandoned his flock?  Women wailed at
the walls of his house, peasants left offerings at the steps to the Temple of Caesar
and warriors, brave of heart, bemoaned the loss of one of the city's most renowned
managers.
     Within the monstrous compound, resplendent with some of the finest workmanship
and architecture in all of Alastari, time stood eerily still.  Caesar's opulent
facilities lay in disrepair, dust and cobwebs covering the many buildings located
within.  No longer did the servants of Caesar toil at cleaning, scrubbing, polishing
and maintaining the grandeur of his legendary house.  The expansive, finely manicured
gardens, once considered one of the wonders of Alastari, were absent of Caesar's
gardeners, coolies from distant Zukal who had hazarded great perils to toil in the
service of Caesar.  No longer did they pick the fruit from the trees in the sprawling
orchards and rolling vineyards located on Caesar's vast estate.  No longer did they
serve beneath such benevolence.

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 758): THE TALL MAN of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 760): AGONY of TORTURED (Iron Maiden, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 751): KNICK KNACK of ALLITERATE ARMY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 754): GROOVY SIR GRIMM of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (The Dark One, mgr)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 757): MISDIAGNOSIS of BASH BROS. DOCTOR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 748): T.G.I. FLOYD'S of ALL THINGS FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 749): MAD DOG RUSSO of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 376): WATER RAT of LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 746): MILEY VIRUS of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 374): SEAWEED of BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 742): NOT FOR HIRE of OTTOMAN EMPIRE (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 739): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 731): COLLEEN of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 690): PLASTIC MAN of MELODY MAYHEM (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 352): SLAMBO of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 346): RU BRINGER of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 333): THE BEATLES of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 621): SWYTAI of GRIZZLED VETERANS (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 606): CRAYONS of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 588): CHICKEN POODLE SOUP of CANINE CUISINE
                                             (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 583): GUNSLINGER of POSSE (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 281): ENDU ENDU of DUDS (Dudley Do-Right, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 547): TAX MAIL-IN of I HATE TOURNEYS (Crumudgeon, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 537): UNTAMED BERSERKER of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 530): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 647): BILBO BAGGINNI of MIDDLE ITALY (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 758): QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 760): FANTASTIC FIVE II (?, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 751): ALLITERATE ARMY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 754): BLOODSWORN (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 757): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 748): ALL THINGS FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 749): JOURNEY (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 376): LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 746): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 374): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 742): SECRET SQUIRRELS (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 739): OBSIDIAN HALL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 731): FOOT OF PRIDE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 690): MELODY MAYHEM (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 352): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 345): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 333): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 621): MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 606): UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 588): CANINE CUISINE (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 583): POSSE (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 281): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 544): MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 538): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 530): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 647): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 758): THE TALL MAN of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 759): PHILLIA FOX of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 757): MISDIAGNOSIS of BASH BROS. DOCTOR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
               (turn 756): BLACK INDEKKER of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 747): LEAD BELLY of BODY OF MUSIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 749): HOUSE BEAUTIFUL of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 375): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 745): YEZURA of THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 373): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
                               AMUR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 741): KID DYNAMITE of STRATEGY, DAMMIT! (Riff-Raff, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 738): HUSTLER of CLASSIC CHARACTERS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 352): SLAMBO of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 346): RU BRINGER of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                               STING of SERPENTS HOLD 200 (Khisanth, mgr.)
                               CAPTURED PORK of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
                               ACE HARDWARE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                   (turn 345): ASTROTRAIN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 333): THE BEATLES of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
                  (turn 332): KINGU of MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
                              HAIRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 619): KRAIT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 588): WILLI ZANE of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 281): F.U.B.A.R. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
                (turn 280): URSULA ZAROFF of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Dear Arvat --

     I rock.  You suck.  Any questions?

          -- Not For Hire

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly ARVAT games.  Former top team SECRET SQUIRRELS was 
unseated this week as OLD GEEZERS moved up from 4th ranking to take the top spot with 
a 3-2-0 record for the round.  There were bitter words at SECRET SQUIRRELS' 
guildhouse after a 1-4-0 showing this week which dropped the stable into 5th.  Dark 
Arena anyone?  Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!  Witness 
how this week YOUNG STUDS went 1-4-0 to move up 5 in the rankings.  Did only my eyes 
note the 4-1-0 record which GASTROPUB managed to post this round?  I don't doubt that 
such a record will draw challengers!  GROUND CHUCK caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested MURDER BY NUMBERS and was awarded 29 
points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, DEVLIN DE TALIS put 
down MAID IN A LAB, causing her to lose 11 points of recognition in the process.  As 
is fitting, the most sought after warrior on the challenge boards this week was none 
other than Duelmaster NOT FOR HIRE himself.  Unwilling to wait upon the will of 
others, Duelmaster NOT FOR HIRE challenged SLUETHY LU last week in a match to decide 
the fate of the throne.  Although SLUETHY LU made a valiant effort, it did not 
suffice to topple the reign of victorious NOT FOR HIRE.  Informants "close" to the 
city champion have told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his 
armor.  Watch out!   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  My inside sources tell me that the 
team to beat in ARVAT these days is SECRET SQUIRRELS.  At least, most blades in town 
are looking to avoid them.  Apparently the stalwarts of DEVIL ADVOCATES are catching 
the bulk of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  
A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it seems that AQUARIUM 
HEAD HERB posted a challenge against the more highly recognized THE KING.  The 
results, you ask?  Well, the firebrand AQUARIUM HEAD HERB bested THE KING.  Remember 
warriors, this is the discipline of steel.   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  The warrior's path is harsh.  For 
mediocrity there is but one reward--death.  This past week MURDER BY NUMBERS, at 
20-23-0, departed ARVAT forever.  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the 
miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in ARVAT.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of 
a far off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is 
mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT FOR HIRE 5715            22  14  0   121       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GROUND CHUCK 5776            19  23  1   119       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 BLASPHEMY 5332                8   1  1   107       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 UNGNOME SOLDIER 5933         14   7  1   104       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 DEVLIN DE TALIS 5913         16   9  1   100       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 SLUETHY LU 5884              12  17  1   100       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 NYDMOR WYNZE 5871            18   5  1    93       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
 MAID IN A LAB 5888           14  13  0    93       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISEMBOWELED DORA 5679       19  31  2    90       THE WALKING DEAD (439)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AKA 5808                     19  16  1    87       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-160 SWIFTLY 5778             19  16  0    83       B.I.G. (437)
 TENACIOUS D 6086             11  11  0    83       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
-DOMINATION 5232              11   3  0    68       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROOK 6013                     4   2  1    66       THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
-SKINNY PETE 5951              8   5  1    65       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
 LITTLE DRAGON 6087           14  14  0    64       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
 A. POLLY YONN 6048            8   3  0    64       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 COE RUPTOR 6047               9   2  0    57       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE SEAL 6059                 6   5  1    53       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 PERDITION 6107                5   0  0    49       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 WHEELCHAIR 6060               6   4  0    44       OLD GEEZERS (473)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 G. RAY HAHN 6110              4   2  0    31       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 BLOATED BARBARA 6044          7   5  1    27       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 THE KING 5968                 1   4  0    27       IT'S GOOD TO BE... (470)
 STEEL GARTEN 6150             3   0  0    26       GASTROPUB (480)
 THE WHIT 6148                 3   0  0    25       GASTROPUB (480)
-RAGE 5979                     6   6  0    24       THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
-ARN 6014                      4   2  0    24       THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
 AQUARIUM HEAD HERB 6132       3   2  0    24       THE WALKING DEAD (439)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLATULENCE 6051               5   5  0    23       OLD GEEZERS (473)
 FALSE TEETH 6079              5   2  0    22       OLD GEEZERS (473)
 REGULAR EXERCISE 6156         2   1  0    21       YOUNG STUDS (476)
-NIGHTMARE 5712                1   1  0    20       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 ARTHRITIS 6078                4   3  0    19       OLD GEEZERS (473)
-MOOR 5978                     3   5  0    18       THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
 PYROMANIAC 6135               2   2  0    15       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
 LAGER 6146                    2   0  0    15       GASTROPUB (480)
-FEDERAL AGENT 6113            2   1  0    12       B.I.G. (437)
 HEARING AID 6125              2   3  0    11       OLD GEEZERS (473)
 EINEN BIER 6176               1   0  0    10       GASTROPUB (480)
 HEFEWEISEN 6149               0   2  0     4       GASTROPUB (480)
 ROCK STRONGO 6158             0   3  0     3       YOUNG STUDS (476)
 PROPER POSTURE 6160           0   3  0     3       YOUNG STUDS (476)
 MAX POWER 6159                0   3  0     3       YOUNG STUDS (476)
 BALANCED DIET 6157            0   3  0     3       YOUNG STUDS (476)
 FLAGRANT 6170                 0   1  0     1       B.I.G. (437)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 6168                0  1 0 B.I.G. 437           HIGH ELF              743  NONE
HONG KONG PHOOEY 5697  10  3 0 BUFFY'S DINER 346    UNGNOME SOLDIER 5933  741   
BEAST MASTER 6057       3  2 0 MULLETS & BIG HA 475 ME SLICE YOU 6117     739  REVENGED
MURDER BY NUMBER 6099  20 23 0 STRAGETY, DAMMIT 477 GROUND CHUCK 5776     743   
DEAD MAN WALKIN' 6165   0  1 0 THE WALKING DEAD 439 SPYMASTER             743  NONE
SPRING CHICKEN 6080     1  2 0 YOUNG STUDS 476      TEST SUBJECT: 1B 6118 740   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Not for Hire -- SNEAK ATTACK!!! -- Blasphemy

Misspelled Lu -- Darned knockdown shot.  Ugh.  That's going to leave a scar. --
Devlin DeTalis

RUMOR OF THE WEEK:  Rumor has it that the Duke recently purchased a special hunting
dog trained to tree and worry squirrels.  Apparently the levels of squirrel poop at
his keep have risen alarmingly.

Steel Garten -- Hardy har har. Jerk. -- Pyromaniac

AKA -- Cup check! (Fail) -- Murder By Numbers

Disemboweled Dora -- "Try it!" They said.  "It'll be fun!" They said.  In the end I
just ended up with bruised knuckles and another "L".  So much for allowing peer
pressure to sway me. -- Little Dragon

Hearing Aid -- I miss one time... ONE TIME!... and that happens (okay maybe twice).
I am disappointed in myself.  Back to the drawing board. -- Pyromaniac

Strategizer -- You know the old saying: If at first you don't suceed, Dark Arena,
Dark Arena, Dark Arena, Dark Arena.  The one you want to live?  Killed in a normal
duel. -- Young Studs

DM Not For Hire -- Congrats on the throne, I don't see anyone knocking you off any
time soon.  Good luck. -- Ungnome Soldier and the rest of the Squirrels

Young Studs -- Welcome back...Studs! -- Secret Squirrels

Gastropub -- A late but hearty welcome to Arvat.  May your stay be a bloody one! --
Gentleben and the Secret Squirrels

Devlin De Talis -- I've been working out. -- Sluethy Lu

Murder By Numbers -- Were you using that "new" math this time? -- AKA, not a
mathematician

160Swiftly -- That was fast.... -- Maid in a Lab

The Userous Merchant -- What are you useful for? -- The Seal

LP Kid Dynamite -- This is a little late, maybe your manager will get this to you.
Represent our brother and congrats on getting a first class ticket to the Isle. --
Secret Squirrels

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD MAN WALKIN' was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NOT FOR HIRE subdued SLUETHY LU in a popular 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title melee.
DISEMBOWELED DORA was viciously subdued by NYDMOR WYNZE in a 10 minute brawl.
GROUND CHUCK savagely slew MURDER BY NUMBERS in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
DEVLIN DE TALIS slimly won victory over MAID IN A LAB in a 3 minute Challenge match.
BLOATED BARBARA was overpowered by WHEELCHAIR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
AQUARIUM HEAD HERB unbelievably bested THE KING in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
HEARING AID was savagely defeated by STEEL GARTEN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
PYROMANIAC overpowered PROPER POSTURE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
AKA was devastated by BLASPHEMY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
UNGNOME SOLDIER subdued TENACIOUS D in a popular 2 minute bloody master's match.
LITTLE DRAGON was handily defeated by VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
COE RUPTOR devastated FLATULENCE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
A. POLLY YONN savagely defeated THE SEAL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody brawl.
PERDITION overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
G. RAY HAHN beat CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute bout.
FALSE TEETH overpowered BALANCED DIET in a 6 minute mismatched fight.
ARTHRITIS devastated ROCK STRONGO in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
LAGER overpowered MAX POWER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE WHIT overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fray.
HEFEWEISEN was unbelievably bested by REGULAR EXERCISE in a 3 minute novice's contest.
FLAGRANT was overpowered by EINEN BIER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  16 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    48 -  41 -  3      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         AIMED BLOW        32 -  32 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  30 -  2      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  42 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  30 -  3      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  29 -  1      26  |

Turn 743 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      NOT FOR HIRE 5715          22  14  0  121 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLASPHEMY 5332              8   1  1  107 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
LUNGING ATTACK   UNGNOME SOLDIER 5933       14   7  1  104 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
WALL OF STEEL    DEVLIN DE TALIS 5913       16   9  1  100 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
BASHING ATTACK   AKA 5808                   19  16  1   87 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
AIMED BLOW       COE RUPTOR 6047             9   2  0   57 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GROUND CHUCK 5776.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE KING 5968.  The ten other most popular fighters were HEFEWEISEN 6149, 
MAID IN A LAB 5888, SLUETHY LU 5884, UNGNOME SOLDIER 5933, THE SEAL 6059, A. POLLY 
YONN 6048, STEEL GARTEN 6150, NOT FOR HIRE 5715, GROUND CHUCK 5776, and DEVLIN DE 
TALIS 5913.

The least popular fighter this week was NYDMOR WYNZE 5871.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BALANCED DIET 6157, FLAGRANT 6170, MAX POWER 6159, ARTHRITIS 
6078, FLATULENCE 6051, LITTLE DRAGON 6087, TENACIOUS D 6086, AKA 5808, PROPER POSTURE 
6160, and BLOATED BARBARA 6044.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BLASPHEMY (32-5332) ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
UNGNOME SOLDIER (32-5933) SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)