DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/03/2014 Duedate: 12/16/2014
ARVAT ARENA
DM-32 TURN-747
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DEVLIN DE TALIS
DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
(32-5913) [20-9-1,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DEVLIN DE TALIS STEEL GARTEN
DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) GASTROPUB (480)
(32-5913) [20-9-1,134] (32-6150) [5-1-0,56]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GROUND CHUCK SKINNY PETE
THE WALKING DEAD (439) OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
(32-5776) [22-24-1,125] (32-5951) [11-5-1,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CON + INSULT (479) 42
2. DEATH BY DESIGN (264) 41 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
3. GASTROPUB (480) 33 Unchartered Team
4. DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) 33
5. THE CLASSICS (482) 24 GASTROPUB (480)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) %1525 879 72 63.4 1/ 1 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) 13 2 0
2/ 2 ERRATA (387) 44 30 2 59.5 2/ 2 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433) 12 3 0
3/ 3 ANGELS OF PAIN (360) 448 307 34 59.3 3/ 3 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456) 6 3 0
4/ 4*GASTROPUB (480) 16 11 0 59.3 4/ 4 THE WALKING DEAD (439) 6 8 0
5/ 5 NOTORIOUS (71) 426 371 15 53.5 5/ 8 YOUNG STUDS (476) 6 9 1
6/ 6 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456) 100 94 3 51.5 6/12*CON + INSULT (479) 5 5 1
7/15*CON + INSULT (479) 5 5 1 50.0 7/ 7*GASTROPUB (480) 5 5 0
8/ 7*LAW OF TWO'S (483) 2 2 2 50.0 8/ 6 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477) 5 8 0
9/ 8 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477) 115 123 2 48.3 9/11 THE DELIRIUM RULES (472) 4 2 0
10/ 9 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433) 215 230 10 48.3 10/15 B.I.G. (437) 3 6 0
11/10 THE DELIRIUM RULES (472) 23 25 2 47.9 11/10*THE CLASSICS (482) 3 10 0
12/11 B.I.G. (437) 86 105 6 45.0 12/ 5 OLD GEEZERS (473) 3 12 0
13/13 DEATH BY DESIGN (264) 144 195 13 42.5 13/17*LAW OF TWO'S (483) 2 2 2
14/12 THE WALKING DEAD (439) 164 223 12 42.4 14/ 9 DEATH BY DESIGN (264) 2 3 0
15/14 OLD GEEZERS (473) 35 54 0 39.3 15/13 NOTORIOUS (71) 2 4 0
16-16 THE MENTORS RIDE (466) 12 20 1 37.5 16/14 ANGELS OF PAIN (360) 2 5 0
17/17*THE CLASSICS (482) 3 10 0 23.1 17/19 ERRATA (387) 2 8 0
18/19 YOUNG STUDS (476) 11 39 1 22.0 18-16 THE MENTORS RIDE (466) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18*IT'S GOOD TO BE... (470) 2 8 0 20.0 19/18*IT'S GOOD TO BE... (470) 1 2 0
20/20*BLACK COLOSSUS (474) 0 2 0 0.0 20/20*BLACK COLOSSUS (474) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Hello there, Arvat.
I have returned to rule over you all as your Duelmaster.
And quite the benevolent rule it has been so far. I'm looking at a bunch of
Squirrels eyeing my shiny marble throne. Unfortunately for them, I have scattered a
bunch acorns laced with some rodenticide all around the arena. I am guessing that
none of them will make it through that landmine. And even if they do, I'll have
something special waiting for them. Ground Chuck is still here, but he doesn't seem
interested. And that aimed blow is still there just lurking. I'd rather not fight
any of them. But SOMEONE will have to get themselves a title fight. Guess we'll see
who it is.
I'm also expecting an invite if I win again, so that should be exciting.
Just need to hold on a little more.
Nice seeing you Arvat. Even if all I see are your bald spots from way up here
at the top of the arena.
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ARVAT, for I,
Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Those betting on OLD GEEZERS lost their shirt, as OLD
GEEZERS lost their fighting abilities: 0-5-0. What's a move up by 6 you ask?
(alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to CON + INSULT.
WHEELCHAIR certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after losing to STEEL
GARTEN and losing 20 points in the process! DEVLIN DE TALIS found out being ARVAT's
Duelmaster isn't all nuts and berries, receiving 6 challenges! The arena was more
crowded than usual this time, as AKA faced ARVAT's Duelmaster. Those who hoped for a
new Duelmaster were disappointed by AKA, of SECRET SQUIRRELS, who despite a 22-17-1
couldn't overcome ARVAT's Number 1. So who was the warrior seen charging into
immovable walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem...
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from
the lion, so did the "warriors" in ARVAT avoid DEVIL ADVOCATES. As a woman of good
breeding scorns the "warriors" of DEVIL ADVOCATES, so did that sorry team shy from
DEVIL ADVOCATES HOLD found himself challenged by a warrior 19 below: #CANTTOUCHTHIS.
#CANTTOUCHTHIS of DEATH BY DESIGN kept his wits as he overcame HOLD.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
All good things must come to an end. My fingers tire and I fear my incessant
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. ARVAT, I leave
you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Warty Toad. 'Til next
time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEVLIN DE TALIS 5913 20 9 1 134 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GROUND CHUCK 5776 22 24 1 125 THE WALKING DEAD (439)
MAID IN A LAB 5888 17 14 0 110 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
ITEM 4794 15 8 0 102 ERRATA (387)
COFFEE 4637 13 7 1 102 ERRATA (387)
AKA 5808 22 17 1 99 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
NYDMOR WYNZE 5871 21 6 1 98 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
SLUETHY LU 5884 14 19 1 95 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKINNY PETE 5951 11 5 1 95 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LITTLE DRAGON 6087 16 16 0 86 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
COE RUPTOR 6047 12 3 0 84 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
TENACIOUS D 6086 12 14 0 82 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
ALL GUNS BLAZING 5404 10 10 0 76 NOTORIOUS (71)
-160 SWIFTLY 5778 19 18 0 75 B.I.G. (437)
A. POLLY YONN 6048 9 6 0 74 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-DOMINATION 5232 11 3 0 68 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VENEER 4549 7 4 1 61 ERRATA (387)
G. RAY HAHN 6110 8 2 0 58 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEEL GARTEN 6150 5 1 0 56 GASTROPUB (480)
THE SEAL 6059 9 6 1 54 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
#CANTTOUCHTHIS 6019 3 6 0 51 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
CHICKEN SKIN 5947 6 5 0 49 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
HOLD 4546 8 5 0 47 ERRATA (387)
MOOR 5978 5 5 0 44 THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
AQUARIUM HEAD HERB 6132 6 3 0 43 THE WALKING DEAD (439)
THE KING 5968 2 7 0 42 IT'S GOOD TO BE... (470)
-ROAD TRIP 5865 4 6 0 39 THE MENTORS RIDE (466)
RAGE 5979 7 7 0 37 THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
THE WHIT 6148 5 1 0 36 GASTROPUB (480)
DR. KLORD 6109 3 0 0 36 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
WHEELCHAIR 6060 8 6 0 34 OLD GEEZERS (473)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BE TRANSPARENT 6130 2 0 0 33 CON + INSULT (479)
-CHOPPER 5894 1 1 1 33 THE MENTORS RIDE (466)
BLOATED BARBARA 6044 7 9 1 31 THE WALKING DEAD (439)
PUFF CABBAGE 5828 2 0 0 30 B.I.G. (437)
EXTERMINATION 6153 2 0 0 29 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
FALSE TEETH 6079 7 4 0 25 OLD GEEZERS (473)
ARTHRITIS 6078 6 5 0 25 OLD GEEZERS (473)
-BLOW OUT 5862 2 3 0 25 THE MENTORS RIDE (466)
-ARN 6014 4 2 0 24 THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRIPS 6198 2 0 0 21 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
LAGER 6146 4 1 0 20 GASTROPUB (480)
-NIGHTMARE 5712 1 1 0 20 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
LORD BANE 6208 2 0 2 19 LAW OF TWO'S (483)
KASE SENSITIVE 6192 3 0 0 18 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
STRAWMAN 6129 2 0 1 18 CON + INSULT (479)
ZOMBIE 6187 2 1 0 16 THE CLASSICS (482)
GRIMSCOR 6031 0 2 0 16 BLACK COLOSSUS (474)
EINEN BIER 6176 2 2 0 15 GASTROPUB (480)
TO THE CHOPPER 6202 2 0 0 15 YOUNG STUDS (476)
HEADCOUNT 6128 1 1 0 14 CON + INSULT (479)
REGULAR EXERCISE 6156 3 4 0 13 YOUNG STUDS (476)
-FEDERAL AGENT 6113 3 3 0 12 B.I.G. (437)
-OZARKS 5879 3 1 0 12 THE MENTORS RIDE (466)
WHIRLY BIRD 6184 2 1 1 12 YOUNG STUDS (476)
-FLAGRANT 6170 1 2 0 11 B.I.G. (437)
BAXTER 4548 1 3 0 10 ERRATA (387)
-SHADOW 5878 2 1 0 9 THE MENTORS RIDE (466)
LONELY TONIGHT 6181 2 0 0 9 NOTORIOUS (71)
HANKY PANKY 6191 1 2 0 9 THE CLASSICS (482)
AUTO ROTATION 6183 1 2 0 8 YOUNG STUDS (476)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRIFFU 6194 1 1 0 7 THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
-SIR PSYCHO SEXY 5943 0 1 0 7 NOTORIOUS (71)
AUTUMN LIGHTNING 6212 1 0 0 6 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
HARD LANDING 6185 1 2 0 5 YOUNG STUDS (476)
OOZING OLIVER 6179 1 1 0 4 THE WALKING DEAD (439)
HOLDING PATTERN 6131 0 2 0 4 CON + INSULT (479)
PING YOU 6127 0 2 0 2 CON + INSULT (479)
GERIATRIC 6195 0 2 0 2 OLD GEEZERS (473)
GENERAL GRIEVOUS 6205 0 2 0 2 LAW OF TWO'S (483)
IAIDO 6213 0 1 0 1 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEAD ANGEL 6211 0 1 0 ANGELS OF PAIN 360 DARK CHAMPION 747 NONE
FLOSSIN 6169 0 2 0 B.I.G. 437 LORD BANE 6208 747
ME SLICE YOU 6117 2 3 1 DEATH BY DESIGN 264 MOUNTAIN TROLL 747 NONE
REJECTION 6178 0 2 0 DEATH BY DESIGN 264 BANDIT PRINCE 747 NONE
TEST SUBJECT: 1B 6118 2 3 1 DEATH BY DESIGN 264 MOUNTAIN TROLL 747 NONE
LIGHT BEER 6209 0 1 0 GASTROPUB 480 BLACK ORC 747 NONE
DEMENTIA 6215 0 1 0 OLD GEEZERS 473 STRAWMAN 6129 747
THE SLENDER MAN 6167 0 2 0 OTTOMAN EMPIRE 456 WHIRLY BIRD 6184 747
MURDER BY NUMBER 6099 20 23 0 STRAGETY, DAMMIT 477 GROUND CHUCK 5776 743 NOT REVENGED
JIMI HENDRIX 6188 0 3 0 THE CLASSICS 482 SHEWISH GIANT 747 NONE
REALLY? 6203 0 1 0 THE CLASSICS 482 ARENAMISTRESS SU 747 NONE
SKYMASTER 6190 0 3 0 THE CLASSICS 482 SHEWISH GIANT 747 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Kase Sensitive -- Me speak in short words for you. Me beat snot out of you but you
get lucky. Me send team member to fix your wagon. -- Headcount
Hard Landing -- Good matchup for you. Got you desperate at least. I'm sending a
member of my team to fix your wagon. -- Ping
Flossin -- You were flossin with my short spear! Nummy! -- Strawman
Slender Man -- Are you Slender Man because you are actually the Smoking Man and the
cigs are keeping off the weight? Certainly, your buttock was smoking once I poked
it. -- Best, Transparent
Lonely Tonight -- Understandable. -- HP
Editrix -- Thank you, I'll be sure to send you troublesome spotlights directly moving
forward! -- Vlad
Much appreciated.
Devlin De Talis -- DM a second time, try fighting a real warrior and see if you still
sit upon the same chair. -- Secret Squirrels
Vlad, tDO, and the tall human -- Nice write ups, boys. We want to read more. --
Gentleben
All Guns Ablazin -- Really? Did you not learn your lesson the first time? Guns
don't kill people, I do. -- AKA, Blazin hot (ask the girls, they'll tell ya)
Tenacious D -- Not sure what to say, my sister and I are still in awe at your
challenge and still laughing that they call your tenacious, hahahaha. -- Sluethy Lu
Coe Ruptor -- You're a big fish, just wait till I get older and bigger, you will rue
the day. -- The Seal
160 Swiftly -- Lucky for you we will be graduating soon and then you can start
thinking about winning. -- Maid in a Lab
Headcount -- Was that one or two I need to put down for a butt whopping? -- Kase
Sensitive
Sluethy Lu -- Perhaps ME is my favorite weapon? It sure isn't the cat o' nine tails.
-- Tenacious D
Ground Chuck -- A shot to the groin? What a dastardly low blow! Have you no honor,
sir? -- Little Dragon
General Grievous -- OMG! I'm your biggest fan! Can I have your autograph? -- Trips
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
REJECTION was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JIMI HENDRIX was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SKYMASTER was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
TEST SUBJECT: 1B was slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ME SLICE YOU was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DEAD ANGEL was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
LIGHT BEER was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
REALLY? was slaughtered by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
LITTLE DRAGON was vanquished by GROUND CHUCK in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
AKA lost to DEVLIN DE TALIS in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
A. POLLY YONN was overcome by SKINNY PETE in a popular 3 minute Challenge bout.
THE KING was subdued by THE SEAL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
CHICKEN SKIN bested THE WHIT in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
DR. KLORD subdued ARTHRITIS in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
MOOR handily defeated FALSE TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
#CANTTOUCHTHIS vanquished HOLD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
EXTERMINATION vanquished REGULAR EXERCISE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
HEADCOUNT devastated HARD LANDING in a 3 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE SLENDER MAN was killed by WHIRLY BIRD in a 2 minute novice's Challenge match.
KASE SENSITIVE beat GRIFFU in a 1 minute novice's Challenge match.
TRIPS handily defeated OOZING OLIVER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SLUETHY LU was beaten by NYDMOR WYNZE in a exciting 2 minute expert's fight.
DISEMBOWELED DORA was beaten by MAID IN A LAB in a 1 minute expert's fray.
ITEM devastated ALL GUNS BLAZING in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COFFEE defeated TENACIOUS D in a exciting 2 minute gory expert's fight.
COE RUPTOR vanquished VENEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AQUARIUM HEAD HERB was savagely defeated by G. RAY HAHN in a exciting 1 minute melee.
WHEELCHAIR was handily defeated by STEEL GARTEN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BLOATED BARBARA was overpowered by BE TRANSPARENT in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ZOMBIE was overpowered by RAGE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GRIMSCOR was vanquished by PUFF CABBAGE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BAXTER was overpowered by LAGER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EINEN BIER defeated HANKY PANKY in a popular 1 minute novice's bout.
FLOSSIN was put to death by LORD BANE in a 1 minute amateur's match.
LONELY TONIGHT won victory over HOLDING PATTERN in a 4 minute amateur's fight.
AUTO ROTATION subdued GERIATRIC in a 3 minute novice's struggle.
STRAWMAN easily killed DEMENTIA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PING YOU was subdued by AUTUMN LIGHTNING in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
TO THE CHOPPER vanquished GENERAL GRIEVOUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IAIDO was vanquished by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 TOTAL PARRY 33 - 22 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 LUNGING ATTACK 61 - 47 - 3 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 AIMED BLOW 36 - 39 - 0 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 WALL OF STEEL 30 - 44 - 0 41 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 39 - 1 39 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 15 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 39 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 31 - 4 31 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
Turn 747 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 4 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 7 4 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL DEVLIN DE TALIS 5913 20 9 1 134 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
LUNGING ATTACK MAID IN A LAB 5888 17 14 0 110 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
AIMED BLOW ITEM 4794 15 8 0 102 ERRATA (387)
BASHING ATTACK AKA 5808 22 17 1 99 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
TOTAL PARRY NYDMOR WYNZE 5871 21 6 1 98 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
SLASHING ATTACK G. RAY HAHN 6110 8 2 0 58 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GROUND CHUCK 5776. The most popular warrior this
turn was SKINNY PETE 5951. The ten other most popular fighters were THE KING 5968,
SLUETHY LU 5884, COFFEE 4637, HOLDING PATTERN 6131, SKYMASTER 6190, DR. KLORD 6109,
THE SLENDER MAN 6167, MAID IN A LAB 5888, ME SLICE YOU 6117, and AKA 5808.
The least popular fighter this week was HARD LANDING 6185. The other ten least
popular fighters were IAIDO 6213, GENERAL GRIEVOUS 6205, DEMENTIA 6215, GERIATRIC
6195, LONELY TONIGHT 6181, GRIMSCOR 6031, ZOMBIE 6187, BLOATED BARBARA 6044,
WHEELCHAIR 6060, and VENEER 4549.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DEVLIN DE TALIS (32-5913) DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
SLUETHY LU (32-5884) SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DISEMBOWELED DORA (32-5679) THE WALKING DEAD (439)
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.