DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/23/2003 Duedate: 11/05/2003
NIYTYOLE ISLAND ARENA
DM-33 TURN-455
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WILD CARD HAMMER
CASINO HAMMERZ (576)
(33-6864) [19-14-2,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WILD CARD HAMMER DARTMAN
CASINO HAMMERZ (576) COLGATE DAYS (594)
(33-6864) [19-14-2,108] (33-7161) [2-0-0,10]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ANDY REPEAT OFFENDER
WILLY WONKA INC. (550) JAILBIRDS (590)
(33-6769) [18-20-1,87] (33-7122) [4-3-0,19]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CASINO HAMMERZ (576)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. JAILBIRDS (590) 36
2. FOOD FIGHT (10) 31 PETS ON FIRE (573)
3. CASINO HAMMERZ (576) 26 Unchartered Team
4. SACKETT'S & CO. (552) 23
5. OBSIDIAN HALL (192) 16 COLGATE DAYS (594)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*COLGATE DAYS (594) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1 CASINO HAMMERZ (576) 12 3 1
2/ 2 PETS ON FIRE (573) 121 71 8 63.0 2/ 5 PETS ON FIRE (573) 7 1 0
3/ 3 CAVITY CREEPS II (398) 91 69 4 56.9 3/ 2 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566) 6 9 0
4/ 4 PATH OF THE BLADE (558) 54 44 5 55.1 4/ 7 SACKETT'S & CO. (552) 5 4 1
5/ 5 CASINO HAMMERZ (576) 55 49 11 52.9 5/ 3 WILLY WONKA INC. (550) 5 5 2
6/ 6 SACKETT'S & CO. (552) 90 81 9 52.6 6/ 6 JOYS OF BOOZE (556) 4 3 1
7/ 7 OBSIDIAN HALL (192) 308 278 28 52.6 7/ 8 PIG BATTALION (226) 4 6 0
8/ 9 JOYS OF BOOZE (556) 112 104 4 51.9 8/ 4 OBSIDIAN HALL (192) 4 11 0
9/ 8 FOOD FIGHT (10) 138 129 5 51.7 9/ 9 JAILBIRDS (590) 3 7 0
10/10 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566) 109 112 2 49.3 10/11*COLGATE DAYS (594) 2 0 0
11/11 PIG BATTALION (226) 62 78 4 44.3 11/14 PATH OF THE BLADE (558) 2 1 0
12/12 WILLY WONKA INC. (550) 95 130 5 42.2 12/10 FOOD FIGHT (10) 2 8 0
13/14 JAILBIRDS (590) 19 31 1 38.0 13/13 CAVITY CREEPS II (398) 1 2 0
14/13*KILLER JS (577) 2 4 0 33.3 14/12*KILLER JS (577) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
HAMMER RUN for the ROLLUPS ROLL CALL
Round by Round Recognition
P-ad Approved Style Masters Listings
"Be Bold! Wager Gold!"
(P-ad declarations in parenthesis)
[Manager name/Stable name in brackets]
Rippers
01. Lucky Lady Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] T-454 52 pts
02. W. (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men]
Lungers
01. Roulette Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] T-454 78 pts
02. Hey, Zeus! (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] T-454 45 pts
Strikers
01. Poker Face Hammer (T-441) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] T-454 34 pts
02. Athena (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men] Died at the April Mailer
2003 Rookies Tourney
03. Black Jack Hammer (T-443) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] T-454 78 pts
04. Tommy Lee (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] Died T-448 DA
05. Poc (T-447) [Kellog/Pig Battalion] Died T-451
Pikers
01. Siren (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men]
02. Men (T-444) [Kellog/Pig Battallion] Died T-447
03. Canadian II (T-450) [Kellog/Pig Battallion] Died T-450 DA
Slashers
01. Light Da' Pyre (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] T-454 69 pts
02. Spryte (T-444) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall] T-454 31 pts
03. Black Margot (T-452) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall] T-454 5 pts
Total Parodys
01. Doctor Lecter (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] T-454 37 pts
02. Larry Flint (T-445) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] Died T-448 DA
03. Mirikle (T-447) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall] T-454 23 pts
04. Heretic Barbeque (T-448) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] Died T-450
Plungers
01. Tim Allen (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] Died T-453
02. Coolhand Luke (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] Died T-446
Bashers
01. Repeat Offender (T-447) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] T-454 19 pts
02. Joe Friday (T-448) [Kellog/Pig Battallion] T-454 28 pts
03. Canadian (T-449) [Kellog/Pig Battallion] Died T-449 DA
04. Firsttime Felon (T-450) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] T-454 5 pts
05. Gotta Schtick (T-451) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] T-454 23 pts
Wastes
01. Shocktart (T-449) [Distorted/Willy Wonka Inc.] Died T-452
02. Luftschwein (T-452) [Kellog/Pig Battallion] T-454 2 pts
Aimers
01. Arnold Z. (T-452/HAL did not print P-ad from T-451) [Kellog/Pig Battallion]
Died T-454
Attention: Hammer Run is for 0 FE Basic Arena Warriors ONLY.
>)]H[(< + -----:----- + >)] The Free Cities #71 [(< + -----:----- + >)]H[(<
Riztab:
"There was something out there," Tillouisa whispered, squinting into the moonlit
distance. "I SAW it moving across the water."
"Somebody night-fishing in a rowboat," Song of Summer said in a normal voice.
"Everything isn't monsters, Til."
"Ha! That just shows how much YOU know." Tillouisa abandoned her whisper and
scowled at her teammate triumphantly. "I've SEEN monsters, Summer. I know what I'm
talking about. There are ALWAYS monsters around water--"
"In the Shagornan Desert, maybe, but--"
"Everywhere! Water's tricky, Summer. You can't TRUST it," the Rirorni woman
stated positively.
Before Song of Summer could reply to that, a cry floated to them from the dark
lake. Not a human cry, nor the call of any nightbird that either woman had heard
before. There was a little of the wolf howling in it, but what wolf would be in the
middle of miles of water? And even the howl of a wolf did not chill the blood quite
so effectively.
After a moment, Song of Summer swallowed twice and said, "It might not be a
monster even so." She didn't sound like she believed that. "It might be...just some
strange creature out there."
There was another cry from the lake, this time all too human, shrill with terror
and despair. Splashes accompanied it.
"I guess there was a night-fisherman out there, after all," Tillouisa noted.
"You don't have to sound so cheerful about it! That poor man probably died
horribly."
"He would've heard the rumors of monsters same as we did," Tillouisa said,
shrugging. "If he chose to risk the lake anyway, well, what did he expect?" She
turned away from the waterfront.
"I don't suppose there's anything we could do to help him?"
"I don't suppose so. He's probably dead by now. Come on." Tillouisa grabbed
her teammate's arm and started towing her back up the sloping street.
"Where are we going?"
"Around this block of buildings. They're all collapsed, and we couldn't get
through them. I want to check out the old records building now while the monster's
out on the lake."
"Til! You're INSANE! We don't know there's only ONE monster."
"We can find out, then."
Malcorn:
"It looks like somebody laid a plate, or a shield, or, I dunno, a cartwheel or
something on the field," Blacklock said doubtfully.
"If plates, shields, or cartwheels came twenty feet across, yes, it surely
does," Birdsong agreed.
Blacklock moved to study the circle of flattened grain--which was to have been
cut today--from another angle. Not that there was anything different to see.
Perfectly circular, perfectly flat. "It'd be hard to cut grain that's been trampled
down like that, wouldn't it?"
"Yeah, really hard--like impossible, and that's a lot of grain. It isn't like
we've got so much to spare, you know." Birdsong knelt and touched the smashed
stalks, drawing her hand back quickly. "They're frozen!"
"A twenty-foot cartwheel of ice?" Blacklock speculated doubtfully. "Well,
anyway, it's too bad, but it happened. What caused it, and what do we do about it?"
"I don't know to both, but I think..." Birdsong stood and frowned at the ruined
grain. "I think we tell Lord Malcorn."
"Oh, SH-- uh, shoot! You think he's been dabbling in magic and did this?"
"Of course not! Lord Malcorn isn't careless or destructive," Birdsong stated
positively. "But he'll know what to do."
*** ***** *** ***** ***
Lord Malcorn, Blackie in more informal situations, was staring at another circle
of smashed crops. Hay, this time, and a couple of rabbits who had been so unlucky as
to be inside the circle when disaster fell. He knew, in a general sense, what had
caused it--when he had loosed the Dregur from the Silent Place, other things had
escaped also. From the Silent Place, and from other restraints elsewhere. He didn't
know exactly which "other things" had caused this, but he was sure that the ultimate
blame attached to him. That was the trouble with taking drastic measures to counter
drastic problems. You never knew what secondary effects might occur. Or what kind
of measures would be required to deal with the secondary problems, and what tertiary
problems might arise from THAT. He could spend the rest of his life cleaning up
after the results of releasing the Dregur.... But then, he could have spent the rest
of his life cleaning up after the invaders, too.
He sighed and turned to the farmer. "Keep your livestock and your workers out
of the fields," he directed. "There may be more of these, and it will require a
complicated bit of work to put a stop to it."
Warriors and managers of the Free Cities, your participation in these events is
invited. An email to Livia@reality.com or a personal is all it takes. -- the Scribe
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Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 476): GWEN RYDER of DREAM PARK (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 474): MIKE BELIEVE of POWERPUFF GIRLS (The Narrator, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 470): BURGATORY of SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (Klep, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 470): MURGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Spartacus?, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 468): ASH of DELTA DOOM (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 467): ADARA AL ZAHRA of JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 233): LUCKY LUCIEN of CANADIAN BACON (Firehawk, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 459): BUZZARD of THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 231): GAELIN BLACKTALON of THE NIGHTHAWKS (Firehawk, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 456): STARBREAKER of CALL THE PRIEST (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 454): WILD CARD HAMMER of CASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 447): KING BEAR of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 410): SUNGOD DESIGNED ME of WENSINWASIN (Youngblood, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 208): IPECAC of EMETICS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 203): JUMBO MUMBO of SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 190): MAEGOLOS of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 335): DUMPLING of BAD APPLES (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 315): ALIZARIN DAMASK of BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 138): PIXIE BLIGHT of DARQUE FORCES VIII (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 360): NEMESIS of CHAMPIONS from JHELUM (Shadowgate, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 476): CLAN O' WHOOPAS (?, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 474): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 470): UNKNOWNS XX (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 470): PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 468): SPECIAL ED (PTFT, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 467): NATURE'S WRATH (?, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 233): THE WARLORDS II (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 459): THE GUILD (Guido, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 231): OVERLORDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 456): DEVIL ADVOCATES (Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 454): CASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 447): COMIC MAYHEM (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 410): MEDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 208): MORDRED'S MADMEN (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 203): SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 190): MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 335): BAD APPLES (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 315): BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 138): none
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 360): MEOW MIX, etc. (Ultraist, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 474): MIKE BELIEVE of POWERPUFF GIRLS (The Narrator, mgr.)
EQUALIZER of THE LAWMEN (?, mgr.)
(turn 475): LIBERTY BELLE of POWERPUFF GIRLS (The Narrator, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 469): INNERVISION of UNKNOWNS XX (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 233): LUCKY LUCIEN of CANADIAN BACON (Firehawk, mgr.)
POLARIS of ASTRONOMY DOMINE (Razorback, mgr.)
RAPAX of THE PENTARCHY (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 458): MATSURI of BLACK SAMURAI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 231): DELWYNNDWN of THE NIGHTHAWKS (Firehawk, mgr.)
GILGAMESH of THE STORMBRINGERS (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 410): SUNGOD DESIGNED ME of WENSINWASIN (Youngblood, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 208): IPECAC of EMETICS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 203): JUMBO MUMBO of SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
(turn 202): THREEKARD of CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 189): MR. HOOPER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 335): DUMPLING of BAD APPLES (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 138): I.O.U. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 137): JUSTICE of PEACE MAKERS (Solomon, mgr.)
SCRAG'S LIZARD of DARK CIRCLE PETS II (Guardian, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
In spite of the Challenge by Pandora for the Duelmaster Throne last cycle I am
still enjoying the View from the Top as Wild Card Hammer does it again for the second
time and 10 total Political Points.
Will I be able to remain a third consecutive cycle to assure myself of
Graduating from Niytyole Island?
Who knows?
Why let a question like that spoil my View from the Top?
Step right up and take yer best shot!
Whoever gets their Challenge through deserves the right to try to remove me from
my DM 33 Perch and make me battle my way through the Challenger Champions to
Graduation and Immortality!
Once again Hammer deserves the credit for not losing faith in my potential and
letting me live to ascend to the DM 33 Throne to View from the Top our beloved
Niytyole Island as a Dream Fulfilled!!!!!
-- Wild Card Hammer
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, NIYTYOLE ISLAND? Ain't you never seen Snide
Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Now keep the taverns open late
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for OBSIDIAN HALL, whose 4-1-0 this turn
dropped them by 4 into 8th. Ha! PETS ON FIRE turned their 3-1-0 turn into a 2nd
place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit
lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see ROULETTE HAMMER win a fight
and gain 15 points, terribly. And if variety is the spice of life, NIYTYOLE ISLAND
may be getting bland, as WILD CARD HAMMER stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a
very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new,
don't you, NIYTYOLE ISLAND?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? WILLY WONKA INC. was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily
livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like OBSIDIAN HALL avoided
them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. PUT
OUT THE CAT was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM
insulted or feared? Heh, heh. I guess I can give a little credit to LIGHT DA' PYRE
of WHEN DOGMA FAILS for challenging up by 21 to PUT OUT THE CAT. LIGHT DA' PYRE lost
to get 67 points of recognition. And we have SQUARE DEAL SAM in a challenge, going
down 11 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought SQUARE DEAL SAM showed great
skill and promise when he was bested by CLINCH. All right, so I slept through it!
Big deal!
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next
guy, but hey WHEN DOGMA FAILS, whyja send GOTTA SCHTIK to the Dark Arena, look at his
record, huh? Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see DOCTOR
LECTER and JAILBIRDS at The Don't Drop Inn tonight celebrating their bloodfeud
victory over DA SPINS. It's about time CHARLIE BUCKET got beat for picking on
warriors like SQUEEZE CHEESE. Bravo, FOOD FIGHT. See you at The Don't Drop Inn. A
big yahoo goes out to OLD MAJOR this turn, for revenging PIG BATTALION's bloodfeud
against WILLY WONKA INC.'s warrior FICHLEBERRY. Heh, heh, heh. We're all going to
die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILD CARD HAMMER 6864 19 14 2 108 CASINO HAMMERZ (576)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MAD DOG 4568 11 7 1 102 CAVITY CREEPS II (398)
OLD MAJOR 3149 14 14 0 101 PIG BATTALION (226)
PANDORA 6898 12 9 1 99 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
PUT OUT THE CAT 6793 18 8 1 97 PETS ON FIRE (573)
ROULETTE HAMMER 7044 9 3 3 93 CASINO HAMMERZ (576)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIKE TV 6965 13 8 1 90 WILLY WONKA INC. (550)
SQUEEZE CHEESE 1302 20 23 0 89 FOOD FIGHT (10)
ANDY 6769 18 20 1 87 WILLY WONKA INC. (550)
BOOM CHICKEN BOOM 6798 15 11 0 81 PETS ON FIRE (573)
-ARANT 4604 9 6 0 80 CAVITY CREEPS II (398)
BLACK JACK HAMMER 7081 7 5 1 76 CASINO HAMMERZ (576)
-SILK 6498 12 8 0 70 PATH OF THE BLADE (558)
LIGHT DA' PYRE 7063 7 5 1 67 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BRILL 6501 10 10 0 66 PATH OF THE BLADE (558)
GRUDGEBRINGER 6999 11 9 0 63 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566)
VLAD 7119 3 3 0 62 PATH OF THE BLADE (558)
LUCKY LADY HAMMER 7043 6 6 1 59 CASINO HAMMERZ (576)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHAR-PEI FLAMBE 6902 9 0 0 54 PETS ON FIRE (573)
DIGITALIS 6862 13 13 1 53 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-KID REDO 6899 7 7 2 52 SACKETT'S & CO. (552)
-TALOS 5919 5 1 0 50 CAVITY CREEPS II (398)
ZIPPOPOTAMUS 6792 10 7 1 46 PETS ON FIRE (573)
DOCTOR LECTER 7097 9 1 0 45 JAILBIRDS (590)
HEY, ZEUS! 7068 8 4 0 45 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566)
CATLOW 6990 6 4 1 41 SACKETT'S & CO. (552)
RED HEAD 6073 5 7 0 38 CAVITY CREEPS II (398)
DA SPINS 7011 6 4 1 37 JOYS OF BOOZE (556)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPRYTE 7101 4 8 1 33 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
LONIGAN 7022 3 6 1 33 SACKETT'S & CO. (552)
CHARLIE BUCKET 7095 3 6 1 33 WILLY WONKA INC. (550)
-IRON CHEF 6925 7 2 0 32 FOOD FIGHT (10)
POKER FACE HAMMER 7057 6 6 2 32 CASINO HAMMERZ (576)
STUPOR 7094 6 5 0 29 JOYS OF BOOZE (556)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOE FRIDAY 7130 3 3 0 28 PIG BATTALION (226)
MYRIKLE 7128 3 5 1 25 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FICHLEBERRY 7165 1 1 1 23 WILLY WONKA INC. (550)
REPEAT OFFENDER 7122 4 3 0 19 JAILBIRDS (590)
CLINCH 7133 2 1 0 16 SACKETT'S & CO. (552)
DARTMAN 7161 2 0 0 10 COLGATE DAYS (594)
CAREER CRIMINAL 7169 1 0 0 10 JAILBIRDS (590)
FIRSTTIME FELON 7140 1 3 0 8 JAILBIRDS (590)
HAMTON 7174 1 0 0 8 PIG BATTALION (226)
BLACK MARGOT 7153 1 3 0 6 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
SQUARE DEAL SAM 7164 1 1 0 4 WILLY WONKA INC. (550)
LUFTSCHWEIN 7154 0 3 0 3 PIG BATTALION (226)
PIGGY 7175 0 1 0 1 PIG BATTALION (226)
HAROLD O'DOOM 7176 0 1 0 1 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BAD APPLE 7166 0 2 0 FOOD FIGHT 10 WURM KIN 247 455 NONE
SPELT FLAKES 7172 0 1 0 FOOD FIGHT 10 DARK CHAMPION 244 455 NONE
SPELT POPS 7171 0 1 0 FOOD FIGHT 10 ARENAMASTER KAGHA 243 455 NONE
TRUE GRITS 7143 1 3 0 FOOD FIGHT 10 CHARLIE BUCKET 7095 454 JUST REV
MEATCAKE 7144 0 2 0 FOOD FIGHT 10 POKER FACE HAMME 7057 452
NOT QUITE 7168 0 1 0 JAILBIRDS 590 ARENAMASTER KAGHA 243 455 NONE
TIM ALLEN 7098 3 6 1 JAILBIRDS 590 DA SPINS 7011 453 JUST REV
MANSLAUGHTER 7139 1 1 0 JAILBIRDS 590 SPRYTE 7101 452 REVENGED
JEFF THOMPSON 6884 2 3 0 KILLER JS 577 CATLOW 6990 455
SNOWBALL 3150 9 11 0 PIG BATTALION 226 ROULETTE HAMMER 7044 454
POC 7123 1 4 0 PIG BATTALION 226 ROULETTE HAMMER 7044 451 NOT REVE
ARNOLD Z. 7150 2 1 0 PIG BATTALION 226 FICHLEBERRY 7165 454 JUST REV
GOTTA SCHTIK 7151 3 2 0 WHEN DOGMA FAILS 566 SPYMASTER 242 455 NONE
SHOCK TART 7131 1 1 0 WILLY WONKA INC. 550 MYRIKLE 7128 452 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Hammer -- Please enter Career Criminal into the Lunging category for the Jailbirds'
stable. He is kind of a late entry considering Roulette Hammer and Hey, Zeus! have
10 fights on him, but I think he can pass them in the long run. -- Philthy Phil
Hammer Runners -- Was a bit pressed for time so the Team Spotlight is condensed to
reflect the total points of each of the Hammer Runners as listed in the T-454 DM 33
Newsletter. -- Hammer
Pandora -- Nice 2 minute workout, but no View from the Top for you at the present
time! Who will draw the short straw for the opportunity to grant me more Political
Points towards Graduation? -- Wild Card Hammer
Kellog -- Your Bacon Sure Has Been Getting Fried Recently! -- Hammer
P.S. Hope You Do Not Get Discouraged and Vanish from Niytyole Island as Better
Cycles are Ahead for You and Yours!
Snowball -- If it was your Destiny to Die then I am glad that it was By My Blade! --
Roulette Hammer
Grudgebringer -- Race You to the View from the Top! Thanks for the Learns! -- Black
Jack Hammer
Digitalis -- It was a Case of Measuring My Prowess vs. Yours! Thanks for the Learns!
-- Lucky Lady Hammer
Vlad -- Dangerous Dude You Certainly Be! Glad to Be Alive is Me! -- Poker Face
Hammer
Hammer -- Please enter Hamton as an Aimer and Piggy as a Plunger thanks. -- Kellog
P.S. Could you please stop killing my guys. It's starting to get embarrassing.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BAD APPLE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GOTTA SCHTIK was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SPELT FLAKES was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
NOT QUITE was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER KAGHAL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SPELT POPS was butchered by ARENAMASTER KAGHAL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OLD MAJOR overpowered FICHLEBERRY in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
SQUEEZE CHEESE bested CHARLIE BUCKET in a 2 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
DOCTOR LECTER unbelievably bested DA SPINS in a 4 minute Bloodfeud match.
FIRSTTIME FELON was viciously subdued by SPRYTE in a 3 minute Bloodfeud fight.
BLACK JACK HAMMER lost to MIKE TV in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
LIGHT DA' PYRE was vanquished by PUT OUT THE CAT in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
HEY, ZEUS! was beaten by LUCKY LADY HAMMER in a popular 3 minute Challenge melee.
RED HEAD was overpowered by GRUDGEBRINGER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JEFF THOMPSON was butchered by CATLOW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SQUARE DEAL SAM was subdued by CLINCH in a 3 minute gory amateur's Challenge match.
WILD CARD HAMMER handily defeated ANDY in a 1 minute one-sided Title conflict.
PANDORA vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
ROULETTE HAMMER overcame BOOM CHICKEN BOOM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody bout.
ZIPPOPOTAMUS bested JOE FRIDAY in a exciting 1 minute fight.
SHAR-PEI FLAMBE narrowly defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute brutal bout.
VLAD overpowered POKER FACE HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DIGITALIS bested LONIGAN in a popular 2 minute contest.
STUPOR defeated REPEAT OFFENDER in a exciting 5 minute duel.
MYRIKLE savagely defeated LUFTSCHWEIN in a 5 minute gruesome fray.
BLACK MARGOT was overcome by HAMTON in a 1 minute novice's contest.
DARTMAN savagely defeated PIGGY in a 2 minute gruesome novice's fight.
CAREER CRIMINAL overpowered HAROLD O'DOOM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 PARRY-RIPOSTE 25 - 17 - 2 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 15 - 1 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 45 - 41 - 7 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 STRIKING ATTACK 38 - 39 - 4 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 25 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 27 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 21 - 2 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 20 - 1 39 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
Turn 455 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 5 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE WILD CARD HAMMER 6864 19 14 2 108 CASINO HAMMERZ (576)
PARRY-LUNGE PANDORA 6898 12 9 1 99 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
LUNGING ATTACK ROULETTE HAMMER 7044 9 3 3 93 CASINO HAMMERZ (576)
STRIKING ATTACK BLACK JACK HAMMER 7081 7 5 1 76 CASINO HAMMERZ (576)
SLASHING ATTACK LIGHT DA' PYRE 7063 7 5 1 67 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566)
BASHING ATTACK GRUDGEBRINGER 6999 11 9 0 63 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566)
TOTAL PARRY DOCTOR LECTER 7097 9 1 0 45 JAILBIRDS (590)
WALL OF STEEL DA SPINS 7011 6 4 1 37 JOYS OF BOOZE (556)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ANDY 6769. The most popular warrior this turn was
REPEAT OFFENDER 7122. The ten other most popular fighters were DA SPINS 7011, SPRYTE
7101, HEY, ZEUS! 7068, LONIGAN 7022, SHAR-PEI FLAMBE 6902, DIGITALIS 6862, DARTMAN
7161, FIRSTTIME FELON 7140, MIKE TV 6965, and LUCKY LADY HAMMER 7043.
The least popular fighter this week was HAROLD O'DOOM 7176. The other ten least
popular fighters were BLACK MARGOT 7153, LUFTSCHWEIN 7154, POKER FACE HAMMER 7057,
JEFF THOMPSON 6884, RED HEAD 6073, LIGHT DA' PYRE 7063, DOCTOR LECTER 7097,
FICHLEBERRY 7165, SPELT POPS 7171, and NOT QUITE 7168.