DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER Date : 02/12/2004 Duedate: 02/25/2004 NIYTYOLE ISLAND ARENA DM-33 TURN-463 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SPRYTE OBSIDIAN HALL (192) (33-7101) [10-9-1,115] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SPRYTE POSITION IS EMPTY OBSIDIAN HALL (192) (33-7101) [10-9-1,115] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite DIGITALIS DARTMAN OBSIDIAN HALL (192) COLGATE DAYS (594) (33-6862) [17-16-1,82] (33-7161) [6-4-1,57] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. DARK TOADS II (598) 38 2. SACKETT'S & CO. (552) 32 COLGATE DAYS (594) 3. JAILBIRDS (590) 27 Unchartered Team 4. VEGGIES (435) 26 5. PIG BATTALION (226) 22 DARK TOADS II (598) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 COLGATE DAYS (594) 7 4 1 63.6 1/ 1 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566) 9 6 0 2- 2 PETS ON FIRE (573) 128 77 8 62.4 2/ 2 SACKETT'S & CO. (552) 8 2 2 3/ 3 SACKETT'S & CO. (552) 104 85 12 55.0 3/ 3 JOYS OF BOOZE (556) 7 3 0 4/ 0 VEGGIES (435) 157 136 11 53.6 4/ 7 PIG BATTALION (226) 6 9 1 5/ 4 OBSIDIAN HALL (192) 326 295 29 52.5 5/ 6 JAILBIRDS (590) 5 5 1 6/ 5 CASINO HAMMERZ (576) 66 61 13 52.0 6/ 4 OBSIDIAN HALL (192) 4 6 0 7/ 6 JOYS OF BOOZE (556) 122 114 4 51.7 7/ 9 CASINO HAMMERZ (576) 2 4 0 8- 7 FOOD FIGHT (10) 141 138 5 50.5 8-10 PETS ON FIRE (573) 1 0 0 9/ 8 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566) 128 128 3 50.0 9/ 0*DARK TOADS II (598) 1 1 0 10/ 0*DARK TOADS II (598) 1 1 0 50.0 10-11 BAD BREAD (95) 1 2 0 11- 9 BAD BREAD (95) 188 211 20 47.1 11/ 8 COLGATE DAYS (594) 1 2 0 12/10 PIG BATTALION (226) 77 93 6 45.3 12/ 0 VEGGIES (435) 1 4 0 13/12 JAILBIRDS (590) 24 36 2 40.0 13-12 FOOD FIGHT (10) 0 6 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT HAMMER RUN for the ROLLUPS ROLL CALL Round by Round Recognition P-ad Approved Style Masters Listings "Be Bold! Wager Gold!" (P-ad declarations in parenthesis) [Manager name/Stable name in brackets] Rippers 01. Lucky Lady Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] 02. W. (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men] Lungers 01. Roulette Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] Died T-461 02. Hey, Zeus! (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] 03. Career Criminal (T-455) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] Strikers 01. Poker Face Hammer (T-441) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] Died T-462 02. Athena (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men] Died at the April Mailer 2003 Rookies Tourney 03. Black Jack Hammer (T-443) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] Died at the October Mailer 2003 Adepts Tourney 04. Tommy Lee (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] Died T-448 DA 05. Poc (T-447) [Kellog/Pig Battalion] Died T-451 Pikers 01. Siren (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men] 02. Men (T-444) [Kellog/Pig Battallion] Died T-447 03. Canadian II (T-450) [Kellog/Pig Battallion] Died T-450 DA Slashers 01. Light Da' Pyre (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] 02. Spryte (T-444) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall] 03. Black Margot (T-452) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall] Died T-461 DA Total Parodys 01. Doctor Lecter (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] 02. Larry Flint (T-445) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] Died T-448 DA 03. Mirikle (T-447) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall] 04. Heretic Barbeque (T-448) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] Died T-450 Plungers 01. Tim Allen (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] Died T-453 02. Coolhand Luke (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] Died T-446 03. Piggy (T-455) [Kellog/Pig Battalion] Bashers 01. Repeat Offender (T-447) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] 02. Joe Friday (T-448) [Kellog/Pig Battallion] 03. Canadian (T-449) [Kellog/Pig Battallion] Died T-449 DA 04. Firsttime Felon (T-450) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] Died T-462 DA 05. Gotta Schtick (T-451) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] Died T-455 DA Wastes 01. Shocktart (T-449) [Distorted/Willy Wonka Inc.] Died T-452 02. Luftschwein (T-452) [Kellog/Pig Battallion] Aimers 01. Arnold Z. (T-452/HAL did not print P-ad from T-451) [Kellog/Pig Battallion] Died T-454 02. Hamton (T-455) [Kellog/Pig Battallion] Died T-462 Attention: Distorted/Willie Wonka Inc. and all other managers/stables! Hammer Run is for 0 FE Basic Arena Warriors ONLY. Slugworth is a 14-11-0 Striker and Mike TV is an 8-5-1 Lunger (when declared in the P-ads); therefore, neither of these warriors qualify as contestants in the Hammer Run as announced in the P-ads for T-444. >)]H[(< + -----:----- + >)] The Free Cities #76 [(< + -----:----- + >)]H[(< Various places in Zukal: "There are warriors coming. Several of them from Free Blades, in fact," Kitala the Bold, Lady Protector of Crysalis, reported. She picked with most comfortable chair in the Blue Moon guildhouse's common room with an unerring instinct and settled into it. "Maybe one or two from Crysalis, as well. Me, anyway. I'm getting bored on the Isle." "When?" Jorja asked. She didn't much like Kitala--they'd trained on the same team in Lin Tirian years ago--but she could work with the woman. Kitala had a deserved reputation for getting things done. Things no one else wanted to do, and by Mantor's Shining Sword, dealing with Sekahos was not something Jorja wanted to do. She hated politics. "The sooner we get started, the sooner we'll be done with it." "Couple of weeks, probably," Kitala said after a moment's thought. "These things don't happen all at once. People have to cancel their dental appointments, sublet their apartments, find someone to walk their dogs, stuff like that. Some of 'em even consult their managers!" The Lubanese woman shook her head as at an inexplicable marvel. *** ***** *** ***** *** Ghenis crouched on a roof and looked down at soldiers marching through an alley. They were some of Sekahos's men, heading for a brothel, not that it mattered. Any soldiers would do for this test. When they were all in the alley and in his sight, Ghenis clutched his talisman and muttered, "Stop these men, make them helpless to prevent anything I would inflict on them in Your Name." Then he held his breath, waiting to see if the Dark God of the cult would answer his request. If the Demongod answered, then he would know that the cult was real, whatever fripperies Pelishtekan dressed it in. And if there was no answer.... The gladiator bared his teeth in a silent snarl. There was, somewhere, just such a Demongod. He knew it. And he would find that Demongod and unleash it on the Ferencian and the others who would propose a false cult, just for the money and power it gave them. Let all false prophets beware! *** ***** *** ***** *** In the principal hall of Zukal's grandest palace, the man who was now calling himself Prince Sekahos scowled at his advisors. "It's outrageous! Intolerable! It--" "It has happened, even so, Prince," Amar Yayoi said. He was the Prince's battlemage and chief adviser. "Some fool among the benighted heathen of this land has let loose a tribe of Old Ones, dregur as they are called here, against us. We must re-bind--" "Why can't we get them on our side?" the Prince demanded. "If these local yokels bound them before, then the dregur must hate them even more than they hate us. Why not form an alliance?" "A novel idea," the mage said slowly, "but I would recommend against it. The Old Ones are not noted for their willingness to accommodate to we who are the Younger Peoples." He watched closely as Sekahos considered this and felt a sinking in the pit of his stomach. His Prince was going to demand that the attempt be made. It could lead to the deepest disaster, and even if an alliance successfully forged, it could not be depended upon. The Old Ones were masters of that special treachery which was produced by following agreements to the exact letter. Whatever Sekahos might have said next was swept aside by the entry of Vilardet, the Prince's master of spies and assassins. The dark-faced intriguer (he was half Ferencian and half Kannar) sketched the formal sequences of bows and salutes and plunged quickly into his report. "The assassin sent against Kinnishan of Chimlevtal failed, Prince. Bad enough in itself, of course, but worse that it has alerted the cursed Chimlevtans against further attempts." What Vilardet did not say, but Yayoi knew quite well, was that the spymaster had argued against that precipitate action. But he was wise enough not to say "I told you so," not to THIS prince. "Kinnishan must die!" Sekahos shouted. "He's a reactionary! A cursed populist! He is blocking my path of expansion, refusing to pay tribute, providing a base for my enemies--" "All this is true," Yayoi said calmly, "but there are other ways to slay a tiger than by charging it with a spear." "Let us set a trap for your enemy, Prince," Vilardet agreed. "Let us lead him to destroy himself, and not only himself but those who would ally with him against you." "This would be a great coup," the mage urged, taking up the argument in his turn. "Not only would your immediate enemies be removed, but their purpose in opposing you would be so discredited that others will hesitate to rise against in the future." "And in the doing of it," Vilardet went on, "another danger might also be reduced...if Kinnishan is brought to attack the Light of Barikala, for instance?" Even Sekahos hesitated over that suggestion. Inzolas had dispatched men to take Barikala early in the invasion. They had succeeded, but soon afterward had ceased to communicate. Spies sent to that great island in the years since had never returned. Ships passing too close to it had vanished without a trace. No one knew what, precisely, was happening there. The only thing to be seen which might have a bearing on the disappearances was a pillar of light, vast, brilliant, and unaccountable, that rose from the center of the island. What that pillar meant, was, or did was unknown. "Would he be such a fool?" the Prince asked finally. The spymaster shrugged. "It doesn't matter. A situation can be contrived where he has no CHOICE but to approach the Light. That, or lose his throne and his allies, which would serve our purposes well enough." There were several minutes of silence while all considered the possibilities. "Do it," Sekahos said finally. In and around Kurukar: He who was now known as the Black Kaliv stood behind the altar, waiting. No moon shone on Kurukar, nor had it since the Kaliv had come into his full power. But there was something in the sky which gave a blood-colored light. The Kaliv said, "Come." A woman walked toward him through the icy night. She had been a gladiator once, before the closing of Kurukar's arena. She was not afraid of pain and death. But she was afraid now. Terrified, not for her life but for her soul. She would have run screaming into the dark forest had the spell not bound her limbs to the Kaliv's will. She would not have survived such a flight, for the men--the CREATURES--who served the Black Kaliv were behind her. But it would have been a cleaner death. She reached the altar and stopped, staring across it and awaiting the next command. "Disrobe." Fingers half numb with cold fumbled at the fibula holding the white cloth around her. Like a winding sheet, it was. She willed her fingers to seize the clasp, to drive the long fang of metal into her own flesh and end it all now. Her fingers dropped the fibula onto the cloth at her feet. She could sense the creatures close behind her. They were foul things, even the one who was human. But she wished one of them--any one of them--would reach out and take her life. Now. Before it was too late. "Lie on the altar," the Kaliv said. She did so. The four creatures came forward, and each of them seized one of her limbs, holding her in place though she wasn't struggling. The Kaliv raised a dagger over her; it burned red in the light of the not-moon in the sky. With a single word, he released the spell that bound her limbs to his will. She screamed and fought. Until the dagger came down. *** ***** *** ***** *** Kholzern, Commander of the East for the Black Kaliv, stepped aboard his flagship. He wore a form that was nearly human, but his sailors were not deceived. They had seen Kholzern in the heat of battle, when he wasted no energy on such disguises. But he always won those battles, so they accepted his alien origin, even when it made their blood run cold. Not that they had a choice. Those who had protested serving under Commander Kholzern had...vanished. "North," Kholzern said, "then east through the canal to Aljafir Bay. Aljafir and Stormcrowe must be subdued so that we may secure out outlet into the Storm Sea." *** ***** *** ***** *** Tashart, Commander of the West, was not at all human and made no effort to disguise that fact. He gestured with a tentacle to the helmsman of his flagship. "South," his piping voice ordered. "All shipping which does not bear the standard of Jhuizkhal is to be destroyed. Three ships to blockade the mouth of North Fork's river, the rest to invest Veastian. Not a ship shall move along this coast without my leave." * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 484): ALEX GRIFFIN of DREAM PARK (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 482): TILLOUISA of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 478): BURGATORY of SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (Klep, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 478): MUKAARTH of BLACKHEART'S AXE (?, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 477): GHENGIS KHAN of HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 475): TRAGIC TUESDAY of QUASI-LEGAL OPS (Necron 99, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 237): IDIOTIC INDIGO of IDIOTIC ICCERS (THawk, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 467): BINDI of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 235): SIR PELLEAS of WILLBENDERS (Abraxis, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 464): JOHNNY B GOODE of CALL THE PRIEST (Destitute Noble, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 462): GRUDGEBRINGER of WHEN DOGMA FAILS (Prophet, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 455): IRON-HIDE of FERROUS MEN (?, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 418): SWORDBREAKER of WIDOWMAKERS (Soultender, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 212): MING of DYNASTIC (Jack Wolfspider, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 207): BLACK JACK SHELACK of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 194): NASSE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 343): TENACULUM of GENERAL SURGERY (Darkfist, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 323): THE BUM of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 142): PRIZMATYK WAHL of MAGIC MAYHEM (Fizban, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 368): SETHRA LAVODE of CASTLE BLACK from KYR'TERR (Shadowgate, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 484): CLAN O' WHOOPAS (?, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 482): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 478): SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (Klep, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 478): DARK WARRIORS (Arcane's Den, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 477): HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 475): QUASI-LEGAL OPS (Necron 99, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 237): THE WARLORDS II (Fizban, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 467): CRIMSON KINGS (The Yellow Jester, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 235): WORDS TO THE WISE (Wordsmith, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 464): SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 462): WHEN DOGMA FAILS (Prophet, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 455): STRONGHOLD (Silver Stroke, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 418): WIDOWMAKERS (Soultender, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 212): MIKES MORGUE (Mike, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 207): MY DAY (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 194): TEAM VIRTUE (Boy Scout, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 343): GENERAL SURGERY (Darkfist, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 323): FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 142): MAGIC MAYHEM (Fizban, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 368): WENSINWASIN (Youngblood, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 483): BLUE GOOSE of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 481): OCTAPUSSY of ARENA FELINES II (Garfield, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 478): BURGATORY of SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (Klep, mgr.) NEIGH! of TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 477): ROWARDENN of SAILS OF CHARON (The Sentinel, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 466): MONTY of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 234): MACIOBELLY of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.) GAELIN BLACKTALON of THE NIGHTHAWKS (Firehawk, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 464): JOHNNY B GOODE of CALL THE PRIEST (Destitute Noble, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 462): SQUEEZE CHEESE of FOOD FIGHT (Ebenezer Frothingslosh, mgr.) (turn 461): OLD MAJOR of PIG BATTALION (Kellog, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 418): SWORDBREAKER of WIDOWMAKERS (Soultender, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 211): SNOWFALL of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 207): STRAW FIRE of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 323): THE BUM of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 141): PIXIE BLIGHT of DARQUE FORCES VIII (Master Darque, mgr.) SPY REPORT Welcome NIYTYOLE ISLAND. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Up 'n down. Up 'n down. Rankings always change. Up 'n down. I think I'm gonna be... Well, PIG BATTALION's 4th moved them up to 3-2-0 place. It seems so recently people were saying SACKETT'S & CO. was washed up, finished. But 3-1-0 moved them up 0. I guess they're washed no more... What's with TIGRESS? She actually beat VEGGIES' PUMPKIN, and walked away with 19 more points from the fight. Major screwup at OBSIDIAN HALL. MYRIKLE lost 12 points to CATLOW. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe MYRIKLE will provide more easy wins... Another fighter (SPRYTE 10-9-1) challenged another Duelmaster (GRUDGEBRINGER 14-13-0). Life goes on. I'm sure NIYTYOLE ISLAND is excited about SPRYTE, the new Duelmaster from OBSIDIAN HALL. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough! Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... How well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, BAD BREAD! Management must be dealin', as the boys at WHEN DOGMA FAILS ain't reelin'! BAD BREAD's mad! How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, JOE FRIDAY! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you. Warriors of NIYTYOLE ISLAND unite. You have only your games to lose! REPEAT OFFENDER was plum wore out after JOE FRIDAY pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud. JAILBIRDS'll have to get a little better before going after JOE FRIDAY again! Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note! Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt. Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it before you read it. Oh, well. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SPRYTE 7101 10 9 1 115 OBSIDIAN HALL (192) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -KEOKOTAH 6471 16 11 2 139 SACKETT'S & CO. (552) LIGHT DA' PYRE 7063 12 7 1 105 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566) -PUT OUT THE CAT 6793 20 9 1 103 PETS ON FIRE (573) -DARK DUMPLING 4949 19 17 1 101 BAD BREAD (95) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GRUDGEBRINGER 6999 14 13 0 90 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566) DIGITALIS 6862 17 16 1 82 OBSIDIAN HALL (192) -TOMB SCONE 5585 15 4 0 77 BAD BREAD (95) PANDORA 6898 14 14 2 77 OBSIDIAN HALL (192) KID REDO 6899 9 7 3 77 SACKETT'S & CO. (552) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HEY, ZEUS! 7068 11 8 0 67 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CATLOW 6990 10 5 1 66 SACKETT'S & CO. (552) DOCTOR LECTER 7097 11 1 0 65 JAILBIRDS (590) -SHAR-PEI FLAMBE 6902 11 0 0 59 PETS ON FIRE (573) DARTMAN 7161 6 4 1 57 COLGATE DAYS (594) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LUCKY LADY HAMMER 7043 9 11 1 56 CASINO HAMMERZ (576) CLINCH 7133 6 1 1 56 SACKETT'S & CO. (552) DA SPINS 7011 9 9 1 53 JOYS OF BOOZE (556) MYRIKLE 7128 7 8 1 49 OBSIDIAN HALL (192) LONIGAN 7022 6 8 1 46 SACKETT'S & CO. (552) STUPOR 7094 9 10 0 45 JOYS OF BOOZE (556) JOE FRIDAY 7130 7 5 1 43 PIG BATTALION (226) HAROLD O'DOOM 7176 5 3 1 40 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566) -IRON CHEF 6925 7 4 0 37 FOOD FIGHT (10) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME REPEAT OFFENDER 7122 5 4 1 27 JAILBIRDS (590) -SLAYBAGEL 7105 3 0 0 26 BAD BREAD (95) LUFTSCHWEIN 7154 3 6 0 24 PIG BATTALION (226) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LIONESS 7222 1 0 0 19 DARK TOADS II (598) TIGRESS 7216 0 1 0 19 DARK TOADS II (598) BEER BELLY 7127 2 0 0 18 JOYS OF BOOZE (556) PIGGY 7175 2 5 0 13 PIG BATTALION (226) PUMPKIN 6973 2 1 0 13 VEGGIES (435) CAREER CRIMINAL 7169 2 1 0 13 JAILBIRDS (590) PORKY LR 7232 1 0 0 13 PIG BATTALION (226) OLD MILLWATER 7173 2 0 0 12 JOYS OF BOOZE (556) MANSLAUGHTER 7228 1 1 0 12 JAILBIRDS (590) GORDIE 7231 1 0 0 9 PIG BATTALION (226) -DAVE GAGNON 7158 1 0 0 7 COLGATE DAYS (594) HOT PEPPER 6984 0 1 0 5 VEGGIES (435) -DOOM BISCUIT 7092 0 1 0 5 BAD BREAD (95) SNARF! 7227 1 1 0 4 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566) -SWILL 7187 0 1 0 1 FOOD FIGHT (10) RED ONION 7014 0 1 0 1 VEGGIES (435) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? ROULETTE HAMMER 7044 13 5 4 CASINO HAMMERZ 576 KEOKOTAH 6471 461 POKER FACE HAMME 7057 8 11 3 CASINO HAMMERZ 576 KID REDO 6899 462 1ST OFFENSE 7233 0 1 0 JAILBIRDS 590 MOUNTAIN TROLL 238 463 NONE A DEN GLADIATOR 7234 0 1 0 OBSIDIAN HALL 192 STONE GOLEM 246 463 NONE HAMTON 7174 1 5 0 PIG BATTALION 226 REPEAT OFFENDER 7122 462 JUST REV CORNY 6889 5 6 0 VEGGIES 435 BANDIT PRINCE 245 463 NONE ZUCCHINI 6983 0 1 0 VEGGIES 435 ARENAMASTER KAGHA 243 463 NONE PERSONAL ADS Hammer -- Not one crit in the whole fight, but death nevertheless. What's up with that? -- Kid Redo Harold O'Doom -- You were tougher than I expected; fortunately I was prepared. -- Clinch Hey, Zeus! -- Caught me by surprise, you tricky little devil, nice challenge! -- Lonigan Big Joe Friday -- Tough luck, big fella, shouldn't chase after a lady that's just too tall for you. -- Catlow Pets On Fire -- Didn't I talk to you at the face? Saw there were a few problems in here, thought I'd help calm them down. -- Barnabas Hammer -- Please enter Gordie as a parry-striker and Porkey LR as an Aimed Blow. -- Kellog Hey Hammer Runners -- Roulette Hammer was a 13-4-4-17-21-10-15 LU with MA Init, EX Rip, ADEX ATT, MA Def and EX DEC. Poker Face Hammer was an 11-13-17-15-11-6-11 ST with ADEX Init, EX ATT and EX Dec. Kellog take note that my squad is now only down to Lucky Lady Hammer and she has flirted with Death in the Infirmary a number of times. Just came from the post office [Wed Feb 11] and sent 3 New Warriors to RSI. This means they should arrive on the DM 33 sands next month. Have no time for DAing gladiators while here in the Middle East, so look for the following Casino Hammerz to make their debut soon: Cool Hand Hammer is a Plunger, Bluffing Hammer is a Piker and Stone Face Hammer is a Striker. Am still waiting for the arrival of my DM 33 newsletter with the New Rollup Replacement for Poker Face Hammer and the result of his fight that ended in his Death. No Hard Feelings to everyone involved in the Demise of my stable! -- Hammer 16 January 2004 CHAOTIC WINDS Once, long ago, the four Winds of Time descended upon Alastari like a TEMPEST of epic proportions, they slew everything within their all-encompassing reach. They left nothing. In their wake lay smoldering ruins. In their haste they sped towards the center of this great land like a colossal giant would step across an ocean. The four storms picked up momentum on their way towards each other. A collision was eminent. The first storm wind, the oldest and wisest of the four was named APEXALUS. The second, FLAGGSTAFF, was the quickest and loudest entity ever created. The third Wind of Time was MATRIATIN, neither old or young, quick or slow, but fierce and feisty all the same. The forth wind, ASSAMITHIUS, the youngest yet most creative in its means of destruction. When finally they merged at the center of ALASTARI, an incredible destructive explosion occurred. And when the smoke and debris cleared they were one. CHAOS was born. And Chaos spread across the diminished lands reeking havoc and doom with its passing, and destroying allover again that which already lay in ruin. F E A R C H A O S I N C. M A T R I X 28 January 2004 All -- I send out this invitation to all teams and managers. A new Alliance has been formed. The Living Essences Alliance is being formed to join forces in an effort to eliminate common foes and to help the joined warriors grow and learn to the best of their abilities by offering suggestions and advice. It doesn't matter what arena you're in, or if you're in another alliance already, as of today. This Alliance is open to one and all! If you are interested in joining, please DIPLO me, or send a personal ad to DM 93's newsletter. If you wish to join beyond March 2004, send a PA to DM 82. Come join the fun! -- Dagan LifeGiver, mgr. Shadow Warriors (DM 93) 28 January 2004 This notice is to formally introduce our young alliance, CHAOS INC. We consist of APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and now RUDE BUDDHA. If we aren't already there, we WILL be coming to an arena near you soon! Hope to see you all at the ZALCON II. 4 February 2004 Greeting from Jhans, DM 36 -- In 2 turns the kLk will host our first annual "St. Valentines Day Massacre" in Jhans, arena 36. (Kill Contest) The contest will begin on turn 450. It will run for 10 turns. On turn 461 the winners will be announced. There will be 3 separate categories, the team with the most kills, the alliance with the most kills, and the warrior with the most kills. For the manager of the team with the most kills a PRIZE of 10 ROLL-UPS will be rewarded (or $50 deposited into his account). No need to declare yourself in the personals. If you are in DM 36, you will be part of the contest whether you like it or not. We encourage as much trash talk as you'd like. All teams, managers, and alliances invited. Please contact Polarius (mgr. of Blitzkrieg) in DM 36 with questions. Or you can email me at jamieptmo@hotmail.com. Good luck and see you in the sands. -- Polarius LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS CORNY was barely slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. ZUCCHINI was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER KAGHAL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. A DEN GLADIATOR was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight. 1ST OFFENSE was unbelievably slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena contest. JOE FRIDAY savagely defeated REPEAT OFFENDER in a 2 minute Bloodfeud competition. SPRYTE vanquished GRUDGEBRINGER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. PANDORA was overpowered by LIGHT DA' PYRE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. DOCTOR LECTER luckily beat DARTMAN in a action packed 3 minute Challenge melee. CLINCH vanquished STUPOR in a action packed 5 minute one-sided Challenge duel. MANSLAUGHTER defeated PIGGY in a 1 minute Challenge fight. CAREER CRIMINAL was overpowered by HAROLD O'DOOM in a 1 minute Challenge melee. HEY, ZEUS! was defeated by KID REDO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's match. DIGITALIS slimly won victory over VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 3 minute veteran's battle. MYRIKLE was overpowered by CATLOW in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched conflict. DA SPINS overpowered LUFTSCHWEIN in a 1 minute uneven struggle. LONIGAN was overcome by LUCKY LADY HAMMER in a 2 minute bout. BEER BELLY bested PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute bloody brawl. PUMPKIN luckily beat TIGRESS in a exciting 1 minute bout. OLD MILLWATER beat HOT PEPPER in a popular 3 minute novice's bout. SNARF! was outwaited by GORDIE in a tiring 10 minute gory amateur's competition. LIONESS vanquished RED ONION in a 1 minute one-sided match. PORKY LR handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 16 - 1 61 | |TOTAL PARRY 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 13 - 0 59 | |SLASHING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 54 - 45 - 8 55 | |BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 12 - 2 48 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 18 - 2 47 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 24 - 1 45 | |AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 14 - 1 42 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 20 - 1 38 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 11 - 0 15 | Turn 463 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK SPRYTE 7101 10 9 1 115 OBSIDIAN HALL (192) BASHING ATTACK GRUDGEBRINGER 6999 14 13 0 90 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566) PARRY-RIPOSTE DIGITALIS 6862 17 16 1 82 OBSIDIAN HALL (192) WALL OF STEEL KID REDO 6899 9 7 3 77 SACKETT'S & CO. (552) LUNGING ATTACK HEY, ZEUS! 7068 11 8 0 67 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (566) TOTAL PARRY DOCTOR LECTER 7097 11 1 0 65 JAILBIRDS (590) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is DIGITALIS 6862. The most popular warrior this turn was DARTMAN 7161. The ten other most popular fighters were 1ST OFFENSE 7233, CLINCH 7133, HOT PEPPER 6984, HEY, ZEUS! 7068, DIGITALIS 6862, CORNY 6889, JOE FRIDAY 7130, REPEAT OFFENDER 7122, CATLOW 6990, and BEER BELLY 7127. The least popular fighter this week was SNARF! 7227. The other ten least popular fighters were RED ONION 7014, GORDIE 7231, LUFTSCHWEIN 7154, MYRIKLE 7128, CAREER CRIMINAL 7169, STUPOR 7094, GRUDGEBRINGER 6999, ZUCCHINI 6983, OLD MILLWATER 7173, and HAROLD O'DOOM 7176. The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn: SQUEEZE CHEESE (33-1302) FOOD FIGHT (10)