DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/05/2005 Duedate: 05/18/2005 NIYTYOLE ISLAND ARENA DM-33 TURN-495 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SILK PATH OF THE BLADE (558) (33-6498) [13-8-0,97] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SILK POSITION IS EMPTY PATH OF THE BLADE (558) (33-6498) [13-8-0,97] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite STONE FACE HAMMER SUCCOTASH KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) VEGGIES (435) (33-7245) [14-10-0,67] (33-7253) [9-2-0,91] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. PATH OF THE BLADE (558) 55 2. THE SEWING CIRCLE (388) 17 CHAOTICDISORDER (585) 3. VEGGIES (435) 14 Unchartered Team 4. KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) 13 5. DARK TOADS II (598) 0 PANDORA'S LIAR (506) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1 ARENA FELINES (539) 153 96 9 61.4 1/ 1 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) 10 5 0 2- 3*DARK TOADS II (598) 8 6 0 57.1 2/ 2 CHAOTICDISORDER (585) 8 4 1 3/ 2 CHAOTICDISORDER (585) 33 25 3 56.9 3/ 3 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388) 6 8 0 4/ 0 PATH OF THE BLADE (558) 56 44 6 56.0 4/ 0 PATH OF THE BLADE (558) 2 0 1 5/ 4 VEGGIES (435) 183 171 11 51.7 5/ 5 VEGGIES (435) 2 4 0 6/ 5 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) 127 120 15 51.4 6- 4*DARK TOADS II (598) 1 0 0 7/ 6 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388) 79 99 0 44.4 7- 6 ARENA FELINES (539) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 514): TOP CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 514): DASTARDLY DAN of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 508): STALKING HORSE of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 510): O. PUN PLEEZJ of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 508): DARON EL of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 507): TMARACK of THE SIERRAS (Barnabas, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 253): BALDER of VALHALLA (KAT, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 499): CASSIE of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 251): REZOS THE THRACIAN of OVERLORDS (The Icelord, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 496): SAVORY of SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 494): DEMONICHELLION of CHAOTICDISORDER (Bobby Bigfoot) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 487): ZEBZAMBEZI of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 449): TIRO CUCKOO of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 228): HOT LIPS of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 223): LEVIATHAN OF LARD of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (Slugbait) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 210): YAIWE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 375): HEDGEHOG of REDHORSE (Mila, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 354): COOL CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 158): ABASHI of BAATANAR'RITEZU (Asmo Dius, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 400): PARANOIA of DSM4 from ZUKAL (The Sandman, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 514): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 514): HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 508): STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 510): DAGGERS EDGE (Zeus, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 508): HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 507): THE SIERRAS (Barnabas, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 253): VALHALLA (KAT, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 499): BLACK SAMURAI (Doc Miracle, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 251): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 496): THE STORMLORDS (The Icelord, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 494): CASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 487): BUSY, BUSYTOWN (Huckle Cat, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 449): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 228): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 223): MYSTIC ORC FEAST (Slugbait, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 210): DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 375): REDHORSE (Mila, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 354): BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 158): BAATANAR'RITEZU (Asmo Dius, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 400): LEGION OF DUMB (Carnage, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 513): T. ZER of LETTER BOMBS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 514): DASTARDLY DAN of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.) DREB 3 of THE LAWMEN (Marshal D, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 508): STALKING HORSE of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 510): O. PUN PLEEZJ of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 507): TMARACK of THE SIERRAS (Barnabas, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 253): BALDER of VALHALLA (KAT, mgr.) (turn 252): MAXIMUS DECIMUS of NORTHERN BADLANDS (Maximillian, mgr.) LAVA RUNNER of PRIMAL FURY (Sensei Jan, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 251): REZOS THE THRACIAN of OVERLORDS (The Icelord, mgr.) TRASHIUS of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (Micky, mgr.) ABYSSINIAN of THE STORMBRINGERS (High Lord Bosk, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 496): BASKERVOLE of FISHERMAN'S WHARF (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 495): DIETER KWAN of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) LIL ETH of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) PICKLED PIGSKIN of BUFFY'S DINER (Alfredo Frothingslosh) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 449): TIRO CUCKOO of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 228): STORM SERPENT of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.) DM 47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 223): LEVIATHAN OF LARD of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (Slugbait) DM 61 JURINE (turn 354): COOL CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) SABA EL KEER of BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 158): ABASHI of BAATANAR'RITEZU (Asmo Dius, mgr.) (turn 157): CHINESE SIMIAN of K.B.W.F II (Polarius, mgr.) SPY REPORT Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in NIYTYOLE ISLAND. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey everybody, watch out for VLAD, who flew up 28 points in the rankings after mashing COOL HAND HAMMER like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was MALODOROUSREEK, who dropped 13 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with BIG CASINO HAMMER. In front of all the crowds, SILK took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay. Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NIYTYOLE ISLAND arena. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad VEGGIES? Big bad VEGGIES. Big bad VEGGIES. NIYTYOLE ISLAND's afraid of the big bad VEGGIES. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like math, try this one: VEGGIES + Weapons That go Boom = CHAOTICDISORDER + Avoid City. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, TATHARLI would be president. Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to win. Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Proving again that NIYTYOLE ISLAND is not rated G, VLAD of the PATH OF THE BLADE slew the warrior COOL HAND HAMMER in a rather bloody bout. Let's look for a bloodfeud. Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh? I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SILK 6498 13 8 0 97 PATH OF THE BLADE (558) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -LIONESS 7222 7 0 0 115 DARK TOADS II (598) -NIMBLE NEUTER 6957 13 6 0 91 ARENA FELINES (539) SUCCOTASH 7253 9 2 0 91 VEGGIES (435) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VLAD 7119 4 3 1 90 PATH OF THE BLADE (558) TATHARLI 4505 20 19 0 87 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388) DEMONICHELLION 7038 8 4 2 75 CHAOTICDISORDER (585) STONE FACE HAMMER 7245 14 10 0 67 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BRILL 6501 10 10 0 66 PATH OF THE BLADE (558) BIG CASINO HAMMER 7277 8 4 1 66 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) WRECHEDMISERY 7255 6 4 0 64 CHAOTICDISORDER (585) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -LITTER BOX LUCKY 7015 14 4 0 52 ARENA FELINES (539) BLUFFING HAMMER 7244 12 12 0 49 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) MALODOROUSREEK 7274 7 5 1 45 CHAOTICDISORDER (585) -AMORPHOUSBLOB 7042 6 6 0 40 CHAOTICDISORDER (585) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DIABOLICFIEND 7275 6 3 0 39 CHAOTICDISORDER (585) BROCCOLI 7285 4 3 0 39 VEGGIES (435) MAVERICK HAMMER 7242 7 17 0 38 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME THIMBELL 4836 5 13 0 33 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388) IRINKESTA 7321 3 2 0 27 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HEATHCLIFF 7271 4 0 0 22 ARENA FELINES (539) TYLER 4993 4 5 0 17 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388) -CAT SCRATCH FEVER 7284 1 2 0 6 ARENA FELINES (539) -CAT'S UP 7286 0 1 0 1 ARENA FELINES (539) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? COOL HAND HAMMER 7243 12 12 0 KLKASINO HAMMERZ 576 VLAD 7119 495 HOFTA LAUGH 4717 9 11 0 THE SEWING CIRCLE 388 MALODOROUSREEK 7274 494 TURNIP 7323 0 1 0 VEGGIES 435 SHEWISH GIANT 241 495 NONE PERSONAL ADS Demonichellion -- Listen, you, there was a lot too much "horrific power" in that fight! You darned near killed me! I wouldn't have liked that. -- Tatharli P.S. I wish the Commission would stop calling me a Karnhorn when I'm actually Ferencian. But they are SUCH idiots about the difference between race and nationality. Oh, well. Malodorousreek -- Wow, you gassed him! Poison gas, no less. This was very impressive (no, don't come closer!), and we are all suitable impressed. And glad. We really didn't LIKE Hofta Laugh. He was a serious annoyance around the guildhouse, always telling these disgusting jokes and then braying with laughter. No couth. -- Jorja Stone Face Hammer -- That was weird. I've heard of people "leading with their face," but yours is the first face I've seen that really is a weapon. And (wincing) a very dangerous one. -- Thimbell P.S. The guy I knew who led with his face was even uglier than you, because of all the times his nose and other contiguous parts had been broken, smashed, pulped, and generally mangled. It (his face) wasn't stone, you see. Mordant Deserter? Who the heck sicced HIM on me? How can I write a decent personal to a standby? Besides, he tried to make the whole fight into a JOKE, and I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT. You can get killed out there. *I* can get killed out there. It is NOT a joke. -- Tyler P.S. I wish I'd killed HIM.... The Convicted Thief tried to tell me he was just a red-headed stepchild and deserved some kind of consideration because of that. As if! What do I care what color his hair is? Besides, it's a very unpleasing carroty shade. Quite low-class. -- Irinkesta Gladiators of Niatoli -- We considered writing you personals, but that isn't covered in our job description, which means we don't get paid for it. And this job pays little enough as it is. Of course, if there was some chance of getting a dialog going--not with those rude Sewing Circlers--that would be different. -- Ardain Lavono, Refugee from Mordant 20 April 2005 I have returned after a five-year absence. I expect all tithes, gifts and bequeaths to resume as normal. -- Magic Man 4 May 2005 Several questions have been asked about Slaughter's Challenge that I'd like to address and clarify. 1) All Prizes must be used on the contest team, this includes the resurrection. Remember any fast arena team should be able to transfer to a slow arena (except for arena 82, I believe). 2) Warriors will be allowed to fight and run in the dead tourney, should there be one, and return if an opening can be made without breaking the rules (i.e. only one DA fight allowed per team). 3) If you win your single DA match you do not get another. It's one use of the Dark Arena win or lose so if you want him/her/it dead be sure and throw the match! 4) The resurrection potion's longevity has been extended by the commission to 6 months but the other potions (favorites, and +1 bonus) must still be used within 2 turns and on a 5 FE or higher warrior. The resurrection can go on any warrior regardless of FE. Street Legal P.S. My thanks to those already entered (Hammer, The Consortium, Tripwire, Stik, and Shaman) and hope many more find a reason to come to arena 54. Again, my email is triumph1971@hotmail.com or you can diplo me in arena 14 at THE DEATH SQUAD (63) if you need more info! LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS TURNIP was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. WRECHEDMISERY was demolished by TATHARLI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. MALODOROUSREEK was overpowered by BIG CASINO HAMMER in a 1 minute Challenge duel. BROCCOLI was devastated by STONE FACE HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. DEMONICHELLION was devastated by SILK in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel. SUCCOTASH viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute master's match. COOL HAND HAMMER was easily killed by VLAD in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee. BLUFFING HAMMER won victory over IRINKESTA in a 3 minute expert vs. beginner fight. MAVERICK HAMMER was defeated by THIMBELL in a tiresome 5 minute fight. DIABOLICFIEND handily defeated TYLER in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 4 - 2 79 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 10 - 1 64 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 1 61 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 - 0 60 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 19 - 0 57 | |AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 20 - 0 38 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 7 - 0 30 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 495 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK SILK 6498 13 8 0 97 PATH OF THE BLADE (558) LUNGING ATTACK SUCCOTASH 7253 9 2 0 91 VEGGIES (435) AIMED BLOW TATHARLI 4505 20 19 0 87 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388) BASHING ATTACK DEMONICHELLION 7038 8 4 2 75 CHAOTICDISORDER (585) SLASHING ATTACK WRECHEDMISERY 7255 6 4 0 64 CHAOTICDISORDER (585) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is STONE FACE HAMMER 7245. The most popular warrior this turn was SUCCOTASH 7253. The ten other most popular fighters were STONE FACE HAMMER 7245, IRINKESTA 7321, BIG CASINO HAMMER 7277, VLAD 7119, BLUFFING HAMMER 7244, TURNIP 7323, TATHARLI 4505, SILK 6498, DIABOLICFIEND 7275, and WRECHEDMISERY 7255. The least popular fighter this week was THIMBELL 4836. The other ten least popular fighters were MAVERICK HAMMER 7242, TYLER 4993, COOL HAND HAMMER 7243, DEMONICHELLION 7038, BROCCOLI 7285, MALODOROUSREEK 7274, WRECHEDMISERY 7255, DIABOLICFIEND 7275, SILK 6498, and TATHARLI 4505.