DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/04/2006    Duedate: 05/17/2006

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-521

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LIONESS
DARK TOADS II (598)
(33-7222) [13-1-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LIONESS                        SCREWFACE
DARK TOADS II (598)            PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
(33-7222) [13-1-0,111]         (33-6829) [6-2-1,103]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DIGITALIS                      SCREWFACE
OBSIDIAN HALL (192)            PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
(33-6862) [19-17-1,87]         (33-6829) [6-2-1,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PHILANTHROPISTS (535)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEATH PENALTY (606)         37
2. D.S.M.V. (608)              31      DARK TOADS II (598)
3. TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605)    22      Unchartered Team
4. PHILANTHROPISTS (535)       13
5. THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)     12      TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605)   6   0  1  100   1/ 3*PHILANTHROPISTS (535)     5  2 0
 2/ 2*PHILANTHROPISTS (535)     17   6  1 73.9   2/ 2 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)   5  7 0
 3/ 3 DARK TOADS II (598)       14   7  0 66.7   3/ 0*DEATH PENALTY (606)       4  0 0
 4- 4 SACKETT'S & CO. (552)    143 105 12 57.7   4- 1 SACKETT'S & CO. (552)     4  2 0
 5/ 0*DEATH PENALTY (606)        5   4  0 55.6   5/ 4 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       3  6 0
 6- 6 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (563)  85  77  2 52.5   6/ 0 VEGGIES (435)             2  1 0
 7/ 5 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      331 304 29 52.1   7/ 6 DARK TOADS II (598)       2  1 0
 8/ 0 VEGGIES (435)            210 195 12 51.9   8/ 0*D.S.M.V. (608)            2  3 0
 9/ 8 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)  111 166  0 40.1   9/ 0*THERAPY SESSIONS (515)    1  0 0
10/ 0*D.S.M.V. (608)             2   3  0 40.0  10/ 7*TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605)  1  0 0
11/ 0*THERAPY SESSIONS (515)     2   4  1 33.3  11- 9 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (563)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 540): DJESEE of THE MONGOLOIDS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 540): AGGRANDIZIN ANNE of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 534): MEAT GRINDER of MEAT MARKET (?, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 536): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 534): MAXIMUS of HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 532): JILL OPPY of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 266): CAM SHAFT of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 525): ACCO of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): BUSTER BUNNY of LOONY TOONS (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 522): GRETH of RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 520): LIONESS of DARK TOADS II (TigToad, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 511): BUMP 'N' JUMP of FLIPPERS ARCADE (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 473): TIRRAJ of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 241): HOT LIPS of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 236): WHITE SETTLER of NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (Maximillian)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 223): YAIWE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 401): TOE of GET (JE, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 380): SCYTHE of BLADES OF TERROR (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 366): KARELLO of LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 171): APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 337): CAT STEVENS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 334): SHORT ROCK of SAND DANCERS (Lorana, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 321): REDD of THE LEGENDS (Loch Ness, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 426): NIGHTFALL of DARKLINGS from DAIYLA KIV (Mila, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 540): SOLITAIRE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 540): HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 534): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 536): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 534): HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 532): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 266): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 525): CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): none
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 522): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 520): SACKETT'S & CO. (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 511): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 473): THE FIVE RONIN (Bones, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 241): A DEAL'S A DEAL (Applejack, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 236): OLD HABITS (Father O'Malley, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 223): DRUID'S GROVE (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 401): GET (JE, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 380): BLADES OF TERROR (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 366): SAND DANCERS (Lani, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 171): FAMILY JEWELS (Gem Genius, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 337): SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 334): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 321): THE LEGENDS (Loch Ness, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 426): MEOW MIX, etc. (Ultraist, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 266): MR. CHOMP CHOMP of THE PENTARCHY (Le
                                         Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 524): MOLLY of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): NINJATO of SAMURAI KIDS II (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
                   (turn 263): BRILLIANT ORANGE of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 520): CLINCH of SACKETT'S & CO. (Barnabas, mgr.)
                       (turn 519): KID RODELO of SACKETT'S & CO. (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 511): HUCKLE CAT of BUSY, BUSYTOWN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 235): BOMBADIL of FREEDONIA (Mr. Snarky, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of NIATOLI ISLAND!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Biff!  Pow!  NIATOLI 
ISLAND watched with glee as SACKETT'S & CO. got knocked off top spot by 
PHILANTHROPISTS!  NIATOLI ISLAND's got someone new to push around.  C'mon everyone, 
challenge D.S.M.V..  Let's see how long they last.  What's with TRISKADECAPHOBIAC?  
He actually beat NIATOLI ISLAND's PERSISTENT BEGGAR, and walked away with 15 more 
points from the fight.  Major screwup at OBSIDIAN HALL.  SPRYTE lost 11 points to 
THIMBELL.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe SPRYTE will provide more easy wins... 
Apparently NIATOLI ISLAND isn't filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought.  
The Dreaded Duelmaster got 4 challenges this turn!  OBSIDIAN HALL's hatred of DARK 
TOADS II surfaced again as DIGITALIS challenged NIATOLI ISLAND's top dog.  DIGITALIS 
was reminded on the sands why LIONESS is Duelmaster.  Wouldn't it be nice to have 
live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted 
prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  NIATOLI ISLAND thinks 
PHILANTHROPISTS and their 17-6-1 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give 
up...  In my day, no team with a 15-6-1 would scare me off!  What's the problem, 
TURKEY DAY CARNAGE?  IRINKESTA didn't quite know what to make of a challenge she 
received from SPROUTS SURPRISE of TURKEY DAY CARNAGE, who is 23 points below her.  
SPROUTS SURPRISE perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he beat IRINKESTA and ended 
up with 59 recognition points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every 
day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIONESS 7222                 13   1  0   111       DARK TOADS II (598)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCREWFACE 6829                6   2  1   103       PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
 PEA POD 7338                 10   1  0    96       VEGGIES (435)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIGITALIS 6862               19  17  1    87       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-LONIGAN 7022                 16  16  1    85       SACKETT'S & CO. (552)
 THIMBELL 4836                14  30  0    81       THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
 PANDORA 6898                 15  16  2    79       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 SPRYTE 7101                  10  12  1    71       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 MYRIKLE 7128                  9   9  1    71       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-HOPALONG 7259                 5   3  0    68       SACKETT'S & CO. (552)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRINKESTA 7321               15  16  0    61       THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
-THINKER 6259                  5   2  0    60       PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
 SPROUTS SURPRISE 7357         5   0  1    59       TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUPERIOROIREPUS 6922          7   1  0    58       SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (563)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHILABUSTER 6260              5   0  0    53       PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
-SUPERIOR BAGGINS 6968         5   4  0    44       SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (563)
-<B>SUPERIOR</B> 7018          4   1  0    43       SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (563)
 CARROT TOP 7336               6   4  0    37       VEGGIES (435)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RINTIRISSE 7340               4  14  0    26       THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KORIENELLEN 7370              2   2  0    22       THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
 ACID BATH 7373                2   0  0    22       DEATH PENALTY (606)
-H 6924                        4   4  0    19       SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (563)
 PARANOIA 5982                 2   0  1    19       THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
 EGGPLANT 7349                 1   2  0    19       VEGGIES (435)
 TRISKADECAPHOBIAC 7386        1   0  0    15       D.S.M.V. (608)
-GOOD POSTURE 6258             1   1  0    14       PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
 KLEPTOMANIAC 7387             1   0  0    13       D.S.M.V. (608)
 KILL ZONE 7371                1   1  0    12       DEATH PENALTY (606)
-SADDLE SORE 7368              1   2  0    12       SACKETT'S & CO. (552)
-SUPERIOR TOAD 7019            2   0  0    10       SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (563)
 ADRENALINE RUSH 7375          1   1  0     7       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 SNIPER 7374                   1   1  0     7       DEATH PENALTY (606)
-DIRTY DRUMSTICK 7356          1   0  0     6       TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605)
-MANIC DEPRESSION 5979         0   1  0     1       THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
 MORGETH 7345                  0   1  0     1       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-BI-POLAR 5978                 0   1  0     1       THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
-RUDE DUDE 6257                0   1  0     1       PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
-COMPULSION 5981               0   1  0     1       THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
 SCHIZOID 7384                 0   1  0     1       D.S.M.V. (608)
 LOBOTOMY 7383                 0   1  0     1       D.S.M.V. (608)
-ANOREXIA 5980                 0   1  0     1       THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
 DEMENTIA 7385                 0   1  0     1       D.S.M.V. (608)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
KORIENELLIS 7347       2  5 0 THE SEWING CIRCLE 388 SPROUTS SURPRISE 7357 517 NOT REVE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Barnabas -- Here I am in an internet cafe on my favorite island in the Philippines
and you are trying to entice me back to Niytyole Island? -- Hammer

Lonigan -- Why should I care about the opinions of someone who considers it his
life's work to chase cows? -- Thimbell

Thinker -- You're not doing anyone a favor with that. -- Irinkesta

Philabuster -- It isn't working.  Every time I turn around, there's another phila for
you to bust. -- Rintirisse

Saddle Sore -- Naturally you lost.  Coming into the arena in that condition is a big
mistake. -- Korienelle

Ed. -- Not even coleslaw? -- Rintirisse

     I'm not sure what coleslaw is, but it's too yucky to be a salad. -- Ed.

Darkheart -- Guess, guess what, I could care less! -- Barnabas

Darkheart -- Your arena, well that explains it. -- Barnabas

RUG -- Thank you roll up gods for The Kids replacement, things just keep getting
better. -- Barnabas

All -- Been out of town so didn't get back in time to run this turn, be back soon. --
Barnabas

Clinch -- They tell me you left home because you didn't like the land there.  Well,
fine.  The land here is no better, and it isn't available anyway. -- Barango,
Commission Agent for Niatoli arena

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum.  So I'm prey, am I, Max.  You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay.  I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on.  Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing.  Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance.  They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC.  If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them.  The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DIGITALIS was devastated by LIONESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
PANDORA was vanquished by SCREWFACE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SPROUTS SURPRISE demolished IRINKESTA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MYRIKLE was devastated by PEA POD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THIMBELL defeated SPRYTE in a 2 minute master's match.
PHILABUSTER devastated RINTIRISSE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
EGGPLANT was beaten by ACID BATH in a 3 minute brawl.
KORIENELLEN was viciously subdued by CARROT TOP in a 3 minute fight.
PARANOIA vanquished LOBOTOMY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ADRENALINE RUSH won victory over SCHIZOID in a 2 minute gory novice's duel.
KILL ZONE overpowered DEMENTIA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SNIPER defeated MORGETH in a 2 minute novice's match.
TRISKADECAPHOBIAC devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute mismatched conflict.
KLEPTOMANIAC demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -   4 -  2      85  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  10 -  1      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  14 -  0      26  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   5 -  0      17  |

Turn 521 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LIONESS 7222               13   1  0  111 DARK TOADS II (598)
AIMED BLOW       PEA POD 7338               10   1  0   96 VEGGIES (435)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIGITALIS 6862             19  17  1   87 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
LUNGING ATTACK   CARROT TOP 7336             6   4  0   37 VEGGIES (435)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DIGITALIS 6862.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SCREWFACE 6829.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPRYTE 7101, CARROT TOP 
7336, EGGPLANT 7349, ACID BATH 7373, ADRENALINE RUSH 7375, SNIPER 7374, PEA POD 7338, 
PHILABUSTER 6260, KILL ZONE 7371, and SPROUTS SURPRISE 7357.

The least popular fighter this week was DEMENTIA 7385.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SCHIZOID 7384, LOBOTOMY 7383, KORIENELLEN 7370, RINTIRISSE 7340, 
MYRIKLE 7128, IRINKESTA 7321, DIGITALIS 6862, MORGETH 7345, PARANOIA 5982, and 
PANDORA 6898.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CLINCH (33-7133) SACKETT'S & CO. (552)