DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/18/2006 Duedate: 05/31/2006
NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA
DM-33 TURN-522
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SCREWFACE
PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
(33-6829) [7-2-1,106]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DIGITALIS SCREWFACE
OBSIDIAN HALL (192) PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
(33-6862) [20-17-1,91] (33-6829) [7-2-1,106]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DIGITALIS PHILABUSTER
OBSIDIAN HALL (192) PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
(33-6862) [20-17-1,91] (33-6260) [6-0-0,66]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEATH PENALTY (606)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DEATH PENALTY (606) 33
2. THERAPY SESSIONS (515) 30 ARENA FELINES (539)
3. ARENA FELINES (539) 26 Unchartered Team
4. SACKETT'S & CO. (552) 25
5. PHILANTHROPISTS (535) 17 B.B. CONSTRUCTION (609)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*B.B. CONSTRUCTION (609) 1 0 0 100 1/ 3*DEATH PENALTY (606) 8 0 1
2/ 1*TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605) 6 1 1 85.7 2/ 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (535) 6 2 0
3/ 2*PHILANTHROPISTS (535) 19 7 1 73.1 3/ 4 SACKETT'S & CO. (552) 4 2 0
4/ 5*DEATH PENALTY (606) 9 4 1 69.2 4/ 8*D.S.M.V. (608) 4 6 0
5- 3 DARK TOADS II (598) 14 7 0 66.7 5/ 2 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388) 4 8 0
6/ 0 ARENA FELINES (539) 161 99 10 61.9 6/ 5 OBSIDIAN HALL (192) 4 10 0
7/ 4 SACKETT'S & CO. (552) 145 106 12 57.8 7/ 9*THERAPY SESSIONS (515) 3 3 0
8/ 7 OBSIDIAN HALL (192) 332 308 29 51.9 8- 7 DARK TOADS II (598) 2 0 0
9- 8 VEGGIES (435) 210 195 12 51.9 9/ 0 ARENA FELINES (539) 2 1 1
10/ 9 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388) 113 168 0 40.2 10- 6 VEGGIES (435) 2 1 0
11/10*D.S.M.V. (608) 4 6 0 40.0 11/ 0*B.B. CONSTRUCTION (609) 1 0 0
12/11*THERAPY SESSIONS (515) 4 7 1 36.4 12/10*TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out NIATOLI ISLAND
to see what's new. Like, PHILANTHROPISTS had to be so embarrassed when they got
kicked off #1 spot by DEATH PENALTY! Way to go DEATH PENALTY! Uncool, VEGGIES. I
mean 0-0-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training
practice! The guys at D.S.M.V. like really pulled together to get a 2-3-0 this turn,
moving up by 4. What was the name of that team who got 4-0-1 this turn for a total
9-4-1 you ask? (Sure) DEATH PENALTY's their name, and fighting's their game! MVP
award for MANIC DEPRESSION? THERAPY SESSIONS' proud of her after beating KORIENELLEN
and getting 21 points. Talk about yer major upsets! KORIENELLEN's match with MANIC
DEPRESSION cost her a loss of 13 points! What a putz! LIONESS fights so hard to be
Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No one said she was a genius...
And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome
SCREWFACE. Aren't PHILANTHROPISTS proud. (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all
their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? The warriors of PHILANTHROPISTS
must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something
that I don't? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are SACKETT'S & CO.? PHILANTHROPISTS,
an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!
Like, is MYRIKLE popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of NIATOLI
ISLAND! He's got a 9-10-1, is that good? KILL ZONE must not be a good enough
fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged DEMENTIA. 11 is a big difference.
(Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought KILL ZONE showed great skill and promise
when he subdued DEMENTIA. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed
up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been
really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCREWFACE 6829 7 2 1 106 PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LIONESS 7222 13 1 0 111 DARK TOADS II (598)
-PEA POD 7338 10 1 0 96 VEGGIES (435)
DIGITALIS 6862 20 17 1 91 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THIMBELL 4836 15 30 0 85 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
LONIGAN 7022 16 17 1 82 SACKETT'S & CO. (552)
HOPALONG 7259 6 3 0 81 SACKETT'S & CO. (552)
PANDORA 6898 15 17 2 78 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
IRINKESTA 7321 16 16 0 69 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
SPRYTE 7101 10 13 1 69 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PHILABUSTER 6260 6 0 0 66 PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
MYRIKLE 7128 9 10 1 60 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-THINKER 6259 5 2 0 60 PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPROUTS SURPRISE 7357 5 1 1 55 TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605)
LITTER BOX LUCKY 7015 14 5 0 53 ARENA FELINES (539)
-CARROT TOP 7336 6 4 0 37 VEGGIES (435)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ACID BATH 7373 3 0 0 29 DEATH PENALTY (606)
RINTIRISSE 7340 4 15 0 27 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
SADDLE SORE 7368 2 2 0 27 SACKETT'S & CO. (552)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEATHCLIFF 7271 5 0 0 26 ARENA FELINES (539)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MANIC DEPRESSION 5979 1 1 0 22 THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
JESS SCOTT SPAID 7365 1 0 1 21 ARENA FELINES (539)
KILL ZONE 7371 2 1 0 20 DEATH PENALTY (606)
-EGGPLANT 7349 1 2 0 19 VEGGIES (435)
BI-POLAR 5978 1 1 0 19 THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
ADRENALINE RUSH 7375 2 1 1 16 DEATH PENALTY (606)
SNIPER 7374 2 1 0 16 DEATH PENALTY (606)
KLEPTOMANIAC 7387 2 0 0 15 D.S.M.V. (608)
-GOOD POSTURE 6258 1 1 0 14 PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
LOBOTOMY 7383 1 1 0 11 D.S.M.V. (608)
-CAT SCRATCH FEVER 7284 2 2 0 9 ARENA FELINES (539)
KORIENELLEN 7370 2 3 0 9 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
PARANOIA 5982 2 1 1 8 THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
-DIRTY DRUMSTICK 7356 1 0 0 6 TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605)
DOESN'T SHOW UP 7392 1 0 0 6 B.B. CONSTRUCTION (609)
TRISKADECAPHOBIAC 7386 1 1 0 4 D.S.M.V. (608)
COMPULSION 5981 0 2 0 2 THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
MORGETH 7345 0 2 0 2 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-CAT'S UP 7286 0 2 0 2 ARENA FELINES (539)
RUDE DUDE 6257 0 2 0 2 PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
DEMENTIA 7385 0 2 0 2 D.S.M.V. (608)
ANOREXIA 5980 0 2 0 2 THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 225 0 1 0 1 JESS SCOTT SPAID 7365 522 NONE
SCHIZOID 7384 0 2 0 D.S.M.V. 608 ADRENALINE RUSH 7375 522
PERSONAL ADS
What, has no one anything to say? -- Ed.
You could try yodeling; I'll bet there's a good echo! -- Ed., thinking again
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HOPALONG devastated MYRIKLE in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
SPROUTS SURPRISE was subdued by IRINKESTA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ADRENALINE RUSH slaughtered SCHIZOID in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SNIPER overpowered MORGETH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KILL ZONE devastated DEMENTIA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SCREWFACE overpowered SPRYTE in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
LONIGAN was bested by DIGITALIS in a action packed 1 minute veteran's competition.
PANDORA was unbelievably bested by THIMBELL in a action packed 3 minute expert's duel.
LITTER BOX LUCKY was viciously subdued by PHILABUSTER in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
RINTIRISSE was narrowly defeated by HEATHCLIFF in a tiring 11 minute gory melee.
ACID BATH demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PARANOIA was handily defeated by SADDLE SORE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
COMPULSION was narrowly defeated by DOESN'T SHOW UP in a 5 minute novice's brawl.
ANOREXIA was overcome by KLEPTOMANIAC in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
MANIC DEPRESSION overpowered KORIENELLEN in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
BI-POLAR handily defeated TRISKADECAPHOBIAC in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RUDE DUDE was devastated by LOBOTOMY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JESS SCOTT SPAID executed EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 8 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 7 - 3 77 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 AIMED BLOW 17 - 9 - 1 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 10 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 10 - 1 33 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 17 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 16 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
Turn 522 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 4 - 4 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SCREWFACE 6829 7 2 1 106 PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DIGITALIS 6862 20 17 1 91 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
LUNGING ATTACK HOPALONG 7259 6 3 0 81 SACKETT'S & CO. (552)
AIMED BLOW PHILABUSTER 6260 6 0 0 66 PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
TOTAL PARRY LITTER BOX LUCKY 7015 14 5 0 53 ARENA FELINES (539)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DIGITALIS 6862. The most popular warrior this turn
was PHILABUSTER 6260. The ten other most popular fighters were PANDORA 6898,
COMPULSION 5981, HOPALONG 7259, IRINKESTA 7321, SNIPER 7374, KILL ZONE 7371, SPROUTS
SURPRISE 7357, ADRENALINE RUSH 7375, SCREWFACE 6829, and LONIGAN 7022.
The least popular fighter this week was HEATHCLIFF 7271. The other ten least popular
fighters were RUDE DUDE 6257, TRISKADECAPHOBIAC 7386, KORIENELLEN 7370, ANOREXIA
5980, DOESN'T SHOW UP 7392, PARANOIA 5982, SPRYTE 7101, DEMENTIA 7385, MORGETH 7345,
and SCHIZOID 7384.