DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/18/2006    Duedate: 05/31/2006

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-522

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SCREWFACE
PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
(33-6829) [7-2-1,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DIGITALIS                      SCREWFACE
OBSIDIAN HALL (192)            PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
(33-6862) [20-17-1,91]         (33-6829) [7-2-1,106]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DIGITALIS                      PHILABUSTER
OBSIDIAN HALL (192)            PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
(33-6862) [20-17-1,91]         (33-6260) [6-0-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEATH PENALTY (606)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEATH PENALTY (606)         33
2. THERAPY SESSIONS (515)      30      ARENA FELINES (539)
3. ARENA FELINES (539)         26      Unchartered Team
4. SACKETT'S & CO. (552)       25
5. PHILANTHROPISTS (535)       17      B.B. CONSTRUCTION (609)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*B.B. CONSTRUCTION (609)    1   0  0  100   1/ 3*DEATH PENALTY (606)       8  0 1
 2/ 1*TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605)   6   1  1 85.7   2/ 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (535)     6  2 0
 3/ 2*PHILANTHROPISTS (535)     19   7  1 73.1   3/ 4 SACKETT'S & CO. (552)     4  2 0
 4/ 5*DEATH PENALTY (606)        9   4  1 69.2   4/ 8*D.S.M.V. (608)            4  6 0
 5- 3 DARK TOADS II (598)       14   7  0 66.7   5/ 2 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)   4  8 0
 6/ 0 ARENA FELINES (539)      161  99 10 61.9   6/ 5 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       4 10 0
 7/ 4 SACKETT'S & CO. (552)    145 106 12 57.8   7/ 9*THERAPY SESSIONS (515)    3  3 0
 8/ 7 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      332 308 29 51.9   8- 7 DARK TOADS II (598)       2  0 0
 9- 8 VEGGIES (435)            210 195 12 51.9   9/ 0 ARENA FELINES (539)       2  1 1
10/ 9 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)  113 168  0 40.2  10- 6 VEGGIES (435)             2  1 0
11/10*D.S.M.V. (608)             4   6  0 40.0  11/ 0*B.B. CONSTRUCTION (609)   1  0 0
12/11*THERAPY SESSIONS (515)     4   7  1 36.4  12/10*TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605)  1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out NIATOLI ISLAND 
to see what's new.  Like, PHILANTHROPISTS had to be so embarrassed when they got 
kicked off #1 spot by DEATH PENALTY!  Way to go DEATH PENALTY!  Uncool, VEGGIES.  I 
mean 0-0-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training 
practice!  The guys at D.S.M.V. like really pulled together to get a 2-3-0 this turn, 
moving up by 4.  What was the name of that team who got 4-0-1 this turn for a total 
9-4-1 you ask?  (Sure)  DEATH PENALTY's their name, and fighting's their game!  MVP 
award for MANIC DEPRESSION?  THERAPY SESSIONS' proud of her after beating KORIENELLEN 
and getting 21 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  KORIENELLEN's match with MANIC 
DEPRESSION cost her a loss of 13 points!  What a putz!  LIONESS fights so hard to be 
Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said she was a genius... 
And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome 
SCREWFACE.  Aren't PHILANTHROPISTS proud.  (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all 
their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of PHILANTHROPISTS 
must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something 
that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are SACKETT'S & CO.?  PHILANTHROPISTS, 
an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  
Like, is MYRIKLE popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of NIATOLI 
ISLAND!  He's got a 9-10-1, is that good?  KILL ZONE must not be a good enough 
fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged DEMENTIA.  11 is a big difference.  
(Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought KILL ZONE showed great skill and promise 
when he subdued DEMENTIA.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCREWFACE 6829                7   2  1   106       PHILANTHROPISTS (535)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIONESS 7222                 13   1  0   111       DARK TOADS II (598)
-PEA POD 7338                 10   1  0    96       VEGGIES (435)
 DIGITALIS 6862               20  17  1    91       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THIMBELL 4836                15  30  0    85       THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
 LONIGAN 7022                 16  17  1    82       SACKETT'S & CO. (552)
 HOPALONG 7259                 6   3  0    81       SACKETT'S & CO. (552)
 PANDORA 6898                 15  17  2    78       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 IRINKESTA 7321               16  16  0    69       THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
 SPRYTE 7101                  10  13  1    69       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHILABUSTER 6260              6   0  0    66       PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
 MYRIKLE 7128                  9  10  1    60       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-THINKER 6259                  5   2  0    60       PHILANTHROPISTS (535)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPROUTS SURPRISE 7357         5   1  1    55       TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605)
 LITTER BOX LUCKY 7015        14   5  0    53       ARENA FELINES (539)
-CARROT TOP 7336               6   4  0    37       VEGGIES (435)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACID BATH 7373                3   0  0    29       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 RINTIRISSE 7340               4  15  0    27       THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
 SADDLE SORE 7368              2   2  0    27       SACKETT'S & CO. (552)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEATHCLIFF 7271               5   0  0    26       ARENA FELINES (539)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MANIC DEPRESSION 5979         1   1  0    22       THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
 JESS SCOTT SPAID 7365         1   0  1    21       ARENA FELINES (539)
 KILL ZONE 7371                2   1  0    20       DEATH PENALTY (606)
-EGGPLANT 7349                 1   2  0    19       VEGGIES (435)
 BI-POLAR 5978                 1   1  0    19       THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
 ADRENALINE RUSH 7375          2   1  1    16       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 SNIPER 7374                   2   1  0    16       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 KLEPTOMANIAC 7387             2   0  0    15       D.S.M.V. (608)
-GOOD POSTURE 6258             1   1  0    14       PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
 LOBOTOMY 7383                 1   1  0    11       D.S.M.V. (608)
-CAT SCRATCH FEVER 7284        2   2  0     9       ARENA FELINES (539)
 KORIENELLEN 7370              2   3  0     9       THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
 PARANOIA 5982                 2   1  1     8       THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
-DIRTY DRUMSTICK 7356          1   0  0     6       TURKEY DAY CARNAGE (605)
 DOESN'T SHOW UP 7392          1   0  0     6       B.B. CONSTRUCTION (609)
 TRISKADECAPHOBIAC 7386        1   1  0     4       D.S.M.V. (608)
 COMPULSION 5981               0   2  0     2       THERAPY SESSIONS (515)
 MORGETH 7345                  0   2  0     2       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-CAT'S UP 7286                 0   2  0     2       ARENA FELINES (539)
 RUDE DUDE 6257                0   2  0     2       PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
 DEMENTIA 7385                 0   2  0     2       D.S.M.V. (608)
 ANOREXIA 5980                 0   2  0     2       THERAPY SESSIONS (515)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 225  0  1 0   1                   JESS SCOTT SPAID 7365 522 NONE    
SCHIZOID 7384          0  2 0 D.S.M.V. 608          ADRENALINE RUSH 7375  522         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     What, has no one anything to say? -- Ed.

     You could try yodeling; I'll bet there's a good echo! -- Ed., thinking again

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOPALONG devastated MYRIKLE in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
SPROUTS SURPRISE was subdued by IRINKESTA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ADRENALINE RUSH slaughtered SCHIZOID in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SNIPER overpowered MORGETH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KILL ZONE devastated DEMENTIA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SCREWFACE overpowered SPRYTE in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
LONIGAN was bested by DIGITALIS in a action packed 1 minute veteran's competition.
PANDORA was unbelievably bested by THIMBELL in a action packed 3 minute expert's duel.
LITTER BOX LUCKY was viciously subdued by PHILABUSTER in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
RINTIRISSE was narrowly defeated by HEATHCLIFF in a tiring 11 minute gory melee.
ACID BATH demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PARANOIA was handily defeated by SADDLE SORE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
COMPULSION was narrowly defeated by DOESN'T SHOW UP in a 5 minute novice's brawl.
ANOREXIA was overcome by KLEPTOMANIAC in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
MANIC DEPRESSION overpowered KORIENELLEN in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
BI-POLAR handily defeated TRISKADECAPHOBIAC in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RUDE DUDE was devastated by LOBOTOMY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JESS SCOTT SPAID executed EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       8         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -   7 -  3      77  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         AIMED BLOW        17 -   9 -  1      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  10 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  10 -  1      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  17 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  16 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   6 -  0      14  |

Turn 522 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SCREWFACE 6829              7   2  1  106 PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIGITALIS 6862             20  17  1   91 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
LUNGING ATTACK   HOPALONG 7259               6   3  0   81 SACKETT'S & CO. (552)
AIMED BLOW       PHILABUSTER 6260            6   0  0   66 PHILANTHROPISTS (535)
TOTAL PARRY      LITTER BOX LUCKY 7015      14   5  0   53 ARENA FELINES (539)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DIGITALIS 6862.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PHILABUSTER 6260.  The ten other most popular fighters were PANDORA 6898, 
COMPULSION 5981, HOPALONG 7259, IRINKESTA 7321, SNIPER 7374, KILL ZONE 7371, SPROUTS 
SURPRISE 7357, ADRENALINE RUSH 7375, SCREWFACE 6829, and LONIGAN 7022.

The least popular fighter this week was HEATHCLIFF 7271.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RUDE DUDE 6257, TRISKADECAPHOBIAC 7386, KORIENELLEN 7370, ANOREXIA 
5980, DOESN'T SHOW UP 7392, PARANOIA 5982, SPRYTE 7101, DEMENTIA 7385, MORGETH 7345, 
and SCHIZOID 7384.