DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/08/2007 Duedate: 03/21/2007 NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA DM-33 TURN-543 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SNORK SLAYMORE BAD COMPANY (145) (33-6275) [14-16-0,135] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SNORK SLAYMORE POSITION IS EMPTY BAD COMPANY (145) (33-6275) [14-16-0,135] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite THE CRIPPLER RICO SAVVY RAVAGING LORDS (44) BAD COMPANY (145) (33-6188) [17-11-7,81] (33-6567) [11-11-1,55] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BAD COMPANY (145) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BAD COMPANY (145) 38 2. DEATH PENALTY (606) 25 DEATH PENALTY (606) 3. RAVAGING LORDS (44) 24 Unchartered Team 4. VEGGIES (435) 24 5. BIG LAKE BANDITS (71) 19 (-1) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1*ERRATA (619) 1 0 0 100 1/ 4 BAD COMPANY (145) 9 6 1 2/ 2 DEATH PENALTY (606) 61 40 7 60.4 2- 2 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) 8 2 0 3- 3*HOMELAND SECURITY (618) 10 9 2 52.6 3/ 3 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71) 7 8 1 4/ 4 VEGGIES (435) 233 221 13 51.3 4/ 1 DEATH PENALTY (606) 7 8 1 5/ 5 BAD COMPANY (145) 243 236 29 50.7 5/ 8 RAVAGING LORDS (44) 7 8 0 6/ 6 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71) 499 493 48 50.3 6/ 6 NYE MAULERS (269) 6 7 2 7- 7 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) 153 152 15 50.2 7/ 7 VEGGIES (435) 4 7 0 8/ 8 RAVAGING LORDS (44) 102 149 13 40.6 8/ 9 JAILBIRDS (590) 4 11 0 9/ 9 NYE MAULERS (269) 112 170 20 39.7 9- 5*HOMELAND SECURITY (618) 3 2 0 10/10 JAILBIRDS (590) 51 83 6 38.1 10-10*ERRATA (619) 1 0 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Much has changed in NIATOLI ISLAND since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Bein' on top is great while it lasts, DEATH PENALTY. But how many friends do you have now? Phhbltt! Too much drinking and too little dodging gave HOMELAND SECURITY a 0-0-0! I got a good laugh out of it! Ya gotta be quick on yer feet! Keep your elbow off the table! Thrust! Block out the pain! BAD COMPANY is now ranked 1st with a 4-1-1 turn. It seems so recently people were saying RAVAGING LORDS was washed up, finished. But 4-1-0 moved them up 3. I guess they're washed no more... Laughs were big at DEATH PENALTY while they watched ONSLAUGHT clobber SPICOLI. He lost 7 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. NIATOLI ISLAND has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy. He Bloodfeuded DEATH PENALTY's PRIZE FIGHTER (2-1-1), which should prove (ahem!) interesting. Try as she might, PRIZE FIGHTER wasn't good enough at persuading SNORK SLAYMORE to step down from the Duelmaster's throne... Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners. If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. How well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, BIG LAKE BANDITS! Management must be dealin', as the boys at BAD COMPANY ain't reelin'! BIG LAKE BANDITS' mad! How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, SPICOLI! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you. THE ANVIL expects the easy win by going 18 points down. THIRD STRIKER will find this a hard lesson! THE ANVIL defeated THIRD STRIKER. RAVAGING LORDS calls this fighting? In my day... I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that KILMOR gets in. He fights people like TEDDY NASH, 13 points below. I thought KILMOR showed great skill and promise when he was killed by TEDDY NASH. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal! There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters to walk away, or not? KILMOR of NYE MAULERS didn't know when to quit. When you've got a 7-5-2, that's a good sign. Now he's dead. Yeah, yeah, AMBITIOUS GUARD killed CHAMP CHILSNER, who was "too young to die." Well, he was a fighter, and that's what you have to face. PRIZE FIGHTER larned hers lesson (SNORK SLAYMORE taught it well), and we right likely won't be seein' 'im fight any BAD COMPANY members with the same gusto. MR SMILES was plum wore out after VEXER pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud. BIG LAKE BANDITS'll have to get a little better before going after VEXER again! How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to go... Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt. All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf. Olaffighterwork and no play. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SNORK SLAYMORE 6275 14 16 0 135 BAD COMPANY (145) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SKULLCRUSHER 6155 17 12 1 99 RAVAGING LORDS (44) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -EGGPLANT 7349 12 4 0 90 VEGGIES (435) THE CRIPPLER 6188 17 11 7 81 RAVAGING LORDS (44) THE MURDERER 7421 10 4 0 80 DEATH PENALTY (606) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TEDDY NASH 6742 7 8 1 66 BAD COMPANY (145) -DUCK CREEK HAMMER 7360 4 3 0 64 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) SOCIETY RED 7456 7 4 2 62 JAILBIRDS (590) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RICO SAVVY 6567 11 11 1 55 BAD COMPANY (145) ONSLAUGHT 7422 8 6 1 53 DEATH PENALTY (606) SPICOLI 6637 7 16 2 45 NYE MAULERS (269) BALBASORE 6774 12 8 0 44 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71) VEXER 6387 8 8 0 37 RAVAGING LORDS (44) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SEXUAL PREDATOR 7241 10 5 0 35 JAILBIRDS (590) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BUCK CREEK HAMMER 7361 5 2 0 33 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) -SLEEPER CELL 7488 3 1 2 33 HOMELAND SECURITY (618) AAURICK SILVERSHOE 7464 5 3 0 30 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71) -TERROR SUSPECT 7489 3 1 0 29 HOMELAND SECURITY (618) THE ANVIL 7460 4 5 0 25 RAVAGING LORDS (44) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PRIZE FIGHTER 7508 2 1 1 23 DEATH PENALTY (606) -SUICIDE BOMBER 7502 2 0 0 23 HOMELAND SECURITY (618) LORTAN FALCONEYE 7465 5 3 1 21 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71) -BEAR CREEK HAMMER 7366 3 4 0 21 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) ACORN 7486 2 2 0 20 VEGGIES (435) -ACE HEARTS HAMMER 7493 4 1 0 16 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) TASSADAR 7473 3 5 0 16 NYE MAULERS (269) IDAHO 7507 1 2 0 13 VEGGIES (435) -HARE CREEK HAMMER 7367 2 5 0 11 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576) LITTLE JOHNY 7522 1 0 0 10 NYE MAULERS (269) MR SMILES 7511 1 1 1 9 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71) THE SLUG 7524 1 0 0 9 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71) -WALTER 7496 1 0 0 9 ERRATA (619) FULL KETTLE HELM 7501 1 3 0 6 DEATH PENALTY (606) LEX LINBHEWER 7523 1 0 0 6 BAD COMPANY (145) OBSTRUCTION 7499 0 5 0 5 JAILBIRDS (590) TATER 7506 1 1 0 4 VEGGIES (435) THIRD STRIKER 7513 0 2 0 2 JAILBIRDS (590) VIOLATION 7514 0 2 0 2 JAILBIRDS (590) -BURNED IN EFFIGY 7510 0 1 0 1 HOMELAND SECURITY (618) THE CLAW 7520 0 1 0 1 RAVAGING LORDS (44) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CHAMP CHILSNER 7462 5 3 0 BAD COMPANY 145 AMBITIOUS GUARD 229 543 NONE FIBBS FADERSKI 7500 1 3 0 BAD COMPANY 145 PRIZE FIGHTER 7508 542 JUST REV STRIKER 7525 0 1 0 DEATH PENALTY 606 BLACK ORC 240 543 NONE BROKEN ARROW 7476 2 1 1 DEATH PENALTY 606 SLEEPER CELL 7488 540 HOMICIDE BOMBER 7490 0 2 0 HOMELAND SECURITY 618 LORTAN FALCONEYE 7465 539 REVENGED AMERICAN TALIBAN 7491 0 2 0 HOMELAND SECURITY 618 KILMOR 7450 539 NOT REVE FREEDOM FIGHTER 7492 2 1 0 HOMELAND SECURITY 618 KILMOR 7450 541 SISSIE BOY 7521 0 1 0 NYE MAULERS 269 SPYMASTER 242 543 NONE KILMOR 7450 7 5 2 NYE MAULERS 269 TEDDY NASH 6742 543 AMBUSH 7512 0 1 0 RAVAGING LORDS 44 MR SMILES 7511 542 JUST REV SPUD 7505 0 1 0 VEGGIES 435 ARENAMASTER KAGHA 243 543 NONE PERSONAL ADS 14 February 2007 RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena. Send your rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament". Sign and send in the following pledge: * I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team. * I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena. If circumstances preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee. * I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee. * I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead. * I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the Dark Arena until they are dead. The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena 1. No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise) 2. One team per manager 3. Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into this arena.) 4. No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena 5. 20 teams required, per RSI 6. Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the warrior is dead.) 7. Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity. Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS STRIKER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. SISSIE BOY was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. SPUD was murdered by ARENAMASTER KAGHAL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. SNORK SLAYMORE subdued PRIZE FIGHTER in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud Title fight. VEXER viciously subdued MR SMILES in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice Bloodfeud contest. KILMOR was butchered by TEDDY NASH in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge brawl. ONSLAUGHT bested SPICOLI in a 1 minute bloody Challenge match. TASSADAR overcame FULL KETTLE HELM in a 1 minute Challenge fight. THE ANVIL handily defeated THIRD STRIKER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. IDAHO vanquished OBSTRUCTION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. ACORN lost to AAURICK SILVERSHOE in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel. SKULLCRUSHER defeated THE MURDERER in a action packed 2 minute match. THE CRIPPLER overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight. CHAMP CHILSNER was killed by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute bloody competition. RICO SAVVY viciously subdued SEXUAL PREDATOR in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle. BALBASORE was savagely defeated by SOCIETY RED in a 2 minute bloody conflict. LORTAN FALCONEYE defeated VIOLATION in a 6 minute gory duel. TATER was bested by THE SLUG in a exciting 3 minute bloody beginner's duel. LITTLE JOHNY devastated THE CLAW in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. LEX LINBHEWER beat FRATSFA SLAVE in a 5 minute brutal novice's match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 10 - 2 63 | |BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 17 - 11 - 2 61 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 14 - 0 60 | |LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 32 - 6 51 | |PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 22 - 1 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 17 - 2 45 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 31 - 3 45 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 10 - 0 41 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 10 - 0 41 | |AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 30 - 1 32 | Turn 543 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: WALL OF STEEL 4 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 5 2 PARRY-STRIKE BASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL SKULLCRUSHER 6155 17 12 1 99 RAVAGING LORDS (44) STRIKING ATTACK THE CRIPPLER 6188 17 11 7 81 RAVAGING LORDS (44) PARRY-LUNGE SOCIETY RED 7456 7 4 2 62 JAILBIRDS (590) BASHING ATTACK ONSLAUGHT 7422 8 6 1 53 DEATH PENALTY (606) PARRY-STRIKE BALBASORE 6774 12 8 0 44 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71) TOTAL PARRY SEXUAL PREDATOR 7241 10 5 0 35 JAILBIRDS (590) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is THE CRIPPLER 6188. The most popular warrior this turn was RICO SAVVY 6567. The ten other most popular fighters were THE MURDERER 7421, ACORN 7486, TATER 7506, LORTAN FALCONEYE 7465, SKULLCRUSHER 6155, VEXER 6387, ONSLAUGHT 7422, THE ANVIL 7460, CHAMP CHILSNER 7462, and SEXUAL PREDATOR 7241. The least popular fighter this week was LEX LINBHEWER 7523. The other ten least popular fighters were THE CLAW 7520, BALBASORE 6774, OBSTRUCTION 7499, THIRD STRIKER 7513, SPICOLI 6637, KILMOR 7450, MR SMILES 7511, SPUD 7505, SISSIE BOY 7521, and AAURICK SILVERSHOE 7464. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: SNORK SLAYMORE (33-6275) BAD COMPANY (145)