DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/15/2008    Duedate: 05/28/2008

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-574

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE TUSKER
RAVAGING LORDS (44)
(33-7568) [13-9-0,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE TUSKER                     POSITION IS EMPTY
RAVAGING LORDS (44)            
(33-7568) [13-9-0,95]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE TUSKER                     THE TUSKER
RAVAGING LORDS (44)            RAVAGING LORDS (44)
(33-7568) [13-9-0,95]          (33-7568) [13-9-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RAVAGING LORDS (44)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RAVAGING LORDS (44)         24
2. STORM BRINGERS (423)        17      KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576)
3. KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576)       2      Unchartered Team
4. TEMPLE OF CAESAR (525)       0
                                       WRESTLERS INC (291)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 3*TEMPLE OF CAESAR (525)     4   4  0 50.0   1/ 1 RAVAGING LORDS (44)       9  6 0
 2/ 2 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576)   204 205 16 49.9   2/ 3 STORM BRINGERS (423)      6  4 0
 3/ 4 STORM BRINGERS (423)     120 121 10 49.8   3/ 2 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576)    2 10 0
 4/ 5 RAVAGING LORDS (44)      181 206 18 46.8   4- 5*TEMPLE OF CAESAR (525)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
NIATOLI ISLAND.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid! 
Hey everybody, watch out for HEAD HUNTER, who flew up 13 points in the rankings after 
mashing THE MONK like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher 
in the top ten was TEMPEST, who dropped 12 points after a disappointing (to say the 
least) bout with KUNG-FU MASTER.  Well, everybody's pal THE PIKER moved his record to 
16-5-0 by defeating ACE HEARTS HAMMER in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 11 
recognition points.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger 
halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NIATOLI ISLAND arena.  
Did you hear that KLKASINO HAMMERZ was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing 
the personal hygiene of KLKASINO HAMMERZ's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of 
you who like math, try this one:  KLKASINO HAMMERZ + Weapons That go Boom = STORM 
BRINGERS + Avoid City.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of SNAKE EYES HAMMER, 
who was this week's most challenged warrior.  Getting lots of flowers from 
sympathetic fans was SNAKE EYES HAMMER, who was successfully challenged by THE TUSKER 
who had a mere 19 points more than SNAKE EYES HAMMER.  Definition of petty:  THE 
TUSKER defeated SNAKE EYES HAMMER, a mismatch of 19 points.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud 
choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE TUSKER 7568              13   9  0    95       RAVAGING LORDS (44)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACE HEARTS HAMMER 7493       20   7  0    73       KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576)
 SNAKE EYES HAMMER 7593        9   7  0    72       KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576)
 THE MANIAC 7588               8   3  1    72       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 DARK JOURNEY 7596             5   6  0    69       STORM BRINGERS (423)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUCK CREEK HAMMER 7360       12  17  1    64       KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576)
 TEMPEST 5443                  9   9  1    61       STORM BRINGERS (423)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEAR CREEK HAMMER 7366       12  17  0    53       KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576)
-QUINTILLUS 6088               4   0  0    40       TEMPLE OF CAESAR (525)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEAD HUNTER 7600              6   4  0    32       STORM BRINGERS (423)
 THE MONK 7595                 6   7  0    29       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 TALON STORM 7616              5   2  0    24       STORM BRINGERS (423)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PITT 7615                     4   4  1    23       STORM BRINGERS (423)
 THE CYCLOPS 7627              0   3  0     3       RAVAGING LORDS (44)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

fetter \FET-uhr\, noun:
1.  A chain or shackle for the feet; a bond; a shackle.
2.  Anything that confines or restrains; a restraint.

transitive verb:
1.  To put fetters upon; to shackle or confine.
2.  To restrain from progress or action; to impose restraints on; to confine.

Fetter is from Middle English feter, from Old English.  It is related to foot.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE TUSKER viciously subdued SNAKE EYES HAMMER in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
THE MANIAC demolished DUCK CREEK HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THE PIKER overpowered ACE HEARTS HAMMER in a 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
TEMPEST was overpowered by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DARK JOURNEY devastated BEAR CREEK HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE MONK was bested by HEAD HUNTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
PITT viciously subdued THE CYCLOPS in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
TALON STORM vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  15 -  2      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        11 -   8 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  16 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  13 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   8 -  0       0  |

Turn 574 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      THE TUSKER 7568            13   9  0   95 RAVAGING LORDS (44)
TOTAL PARRY      ACE HEARTS HAMMER 7493     20   7  0   73 KLKASINO HAMMERZ (576)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE MANIAC 7588             8   3  1   72 RAVAGING LORDS (44)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE TUSKER 7568.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE TUSKER 7568.  The ten other most popular fighters were PITT 7615, HEAD HUNTER 
7600, THE MANIAC 7588, DARK JOURNEY 7596, SNAKE EYES HAMMER 7593, TEMPEST 5443, THE 
MONK 7595, TALON STORM 7616, DUCK CREEK HAMMER 7360, and ACE HEARTS HAMMER 7493.

The least popular fighter this week was THE CYCLOPS 7627.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BEAR CREEK HAMMER 7366, ACE HEARTS HAMMER 7493, DUCK CREEK 
HAMMER 7360, TALON STORM 7616, THE MONK 7595, TEMPEST 5443, SNAKE EYES HAMMER 7593, 
DARK JOURNEY 7596, THE MANIAC 7588, and HEAD HUNTER 7600.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

THE PIKER (33-7569) RAVAGING LORDS (44)