DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/25/2013    Duedate: 05/08/2013

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-702

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHE'S A JAR
SUMMERTEETH (640)
(33-7804) [12-10-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHE'S A JAR                    POSITION IS EMPTY
SUMMERTEETH (640)              
(33-7804) [12-10-0,116]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FISHWIFE                       BYL BONESNAPPER
SEA DOGS (630)                 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
(33-7822) [14-10-4,92]         (33-7557) [6-6-0,38]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)       30
2. HALLOWIENERS (635)          29      HALLOWIENERS (635)
3. XXX BANDITS (614)           20      Unchartered Team
4. SEA DOGS (630)              12
5. THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)      4      LOST SWORDS (345)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 HALLOWIENERS (635)        77  32  2 70.6   1/ 1 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    12  3 1
 2/ 2 SEA DOGS (630)           136  94  7 59.1   2/ 4 HALLOWIENERS (635)        4  2 1
 3- 4*TOOL SHED (638)           16  13  1 55.2   3- 5*TOOL SHED (638)           4  3 1
 4/ 3 SUMMERTEETH (640)         54  45  0 54.5   4/ 3 SEA DOGS (630)            4  7 0
 5/ 5 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    540 527 51 50.6   5/ 2 SUMMERTEETH (640)         3  6 0
 6- 6 BAD BREAD (95)           218 232 20 48.4   6/ 6 XXX BANDITS (614)         3  8 0
 7/ 7 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)  377 488 13 43.6   7/ 8 THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)   2 10 0
 8/ 8 XXX BANDITS (614)         27  42  2 39.1   8- 7 BAD BREAD (95)            1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 720): BARELY LEGAL of IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 722): ELEVENTH of BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 675): SHOCK TOP of MMM BEER! (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 716): WREN of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 718): WELL DON of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 710): FENSTER GOLLY of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 711): POCKET NEWS of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 357): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 708): ANSHIN of BLACK SAMURAI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 355): THRALL of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 704): DEVLIN DE SEGIZE of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 701): WARTLESS WITCH of HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 693): FREE CHEESE!! Of HAPPY FUN TIME (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 652): ARCHERS OF LOAF of UNC COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 333): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 314): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 583): KASPAR of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 568): HOFFA of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 550): HAN SOLO of STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 545): XYLOID of SCRABBLE (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 262): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 506): JACK PENDELTON of MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 500): STREGOICA of DARKSTALKER2 (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 492): STEAMED MUSCLES of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 609): SANDMAN of NIGHTLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 720): SERPENTS HOLD 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 722): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 675): ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 716): CRUCIAL TAUNT (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 718): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 710): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 711): CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 357): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 708): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 355): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 704): DRAGON RIDERS (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 701): BIG LAKE BANDITS (Den, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 693): HAPPY FUN TIME (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 652): TOLBIN'S X-MEN (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 333): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 314): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 583): MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 568): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 550): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 545): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 262): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 506): MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 500): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 492): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 609): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 722): ELEVENTH of BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 674): GOLDENEYE of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 711): POCKET NEWS of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
                            BULL HALSEY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 355): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 708): THE CLEAR of ARCANE PHARMACY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
                          WINTERSONG of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 703): TRUST BUSTER 1 of SEGUE CARTEL (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
                          SIR VEILLANCE of SECRET SQUIRRELS (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 701): WARTLESS WITCH of HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
                               SLUGBAIT of I HATE THEM (Rillion, mgr.)
                               WRATH of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
                   (turn 326): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): MOLDAR NAY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 506): TUNA SALAD of PARKING LOT 4 (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for NIATOLI ISLAND.  MVP award for LORTAN 
FALCONEYE?  BIG LAKE BANDITS' proud of him after beating KURELLEU ZIEN and getting 21 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  KARINIRINA's match with GRU-SON OF GROTT cost 
her a loss of 5 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think 
WARTLESS WITCH should let FISHWIFE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about 
it.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of BIG LAKE BANDITS must be getting lonely.  They were 
the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind 
of warriors are SEA DOGS?  BIG LAKE BANDITS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, 
can't get them to accept an invitation!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  TAVELSHAN KETHAL really fought hard against TORG THUNDERCLAP.  That'll 
teach BIG LAKE BANDITS not to go and kill any of THE SEWING CIRCLE's guys again, huh! 
What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHE'S A JAR 7804             12  10  0   116       SUMMERTEETH (640)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BURIED TREASURE 7722         13   3  0   125       SEA DOGS (630)
-FLOUR CHILD 7829             14   4  0   121       BAD BREAD (95)
 GRU-SON OF GROTT 7539        10   4  1   104       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
-MULCHER 7780                  6   2  0    95       TOOL SHED (638)
 TAVELSHAN KETHAL 7795        19  32  0    94       THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
 FISHWIFE 7822                14  10  4    92       SEA DOGS (630)
 WHITE SQUALL 7862             9   2  0    91       SEA DOGS (630)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHEET WITH EYES 7740         11   3  0    83       HALLOWIENERS (635)
 KARINIRINA 7810              18  23  2    82       THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
 KURELLEU ZIEN 7800           18  27  0    81       THE SEWING CIRCLE (388)
 LORTAN FALCONEYE 7465        13  10  1    79       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 THE IMPOSER 7553              8   5  0    77       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 7856         11   7  0    76       SUMMERTEETH (640)
-SLAYBAGEL 7105                9   2  0    72       BAD BREAD (95)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACKMOMBA 7913               7   4  0    66       XXX BANDITS (614)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TORG THUNDERCLAP 7554         8   5  1    61       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 DA2 7857                     16  11  0    59       SUMMERTEETH (640)
-FRANK N STEIN 7887            6   1  0    58       HALLOWIENERS (635)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOX CUTTA 7783                7   2  0    50       TOOL SHED (638)
 BYL BONESNAPPER 7557          6   6  0    38       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEDAZZLER 7440                6   9  0    33       XXX BANDITS (614)
 HIGH TIDE 7927                2   0  0    24       SEA DOGS (630)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WAR PIG 7914                  6   5  0    23       XXX BANDITS (614)
-NAIL GUN 7889                 1   0  0    15       TOOL SHED (638)
-WHAT THE FOCACCIA 7867        1   0  0    15       BAD BREAD (95)
-2LIVE CROUTON 7893            3   1  0    10       BAD BREAD (95)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROTTEN 7942             0  1 0 HALLOWIENERS 635     ARENAMASTER KAGH      702  NONE
MAN OVERBOARD 7941      0  1 0 SEA DOGS 630         STONE GOLEM           702  NONE
ELT 7805               15 10 0 SUMMERTEETH 640      FISHWIFE 7822         699   
HADAN SHOMUR 7930       1  3 0 THE SEWING CIRCL 388 TIN SNIP 7894         700  NONE
KIELANDOR VENANS 7858  14 15 0 THE SEWING CIRCL 388 TORG THUNDERCLAP 7554 701  JUST REVENGED

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROTTEN was butchered by ARENAMASTER KAGHAL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MAN OVERBOARD was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
WARTLESS WITCH handily defeated FISHWIFE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SHE'S A JAR devastated THE IMPOSER in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Title fight.
GRU-SON OF GROTT devastated KARINIRINA in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
WHITE SQUALL savagely defeated PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
KURELLEU ZIEN was handily defeated by LORTAN FALCONEYE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TAVELSHAN KETHAL vanquished TORG THUNDERCLAP in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
DA2 was overpowered by BLACKMOMBA in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
BEDAZZLER was savagely defeated by BYL BONESNAPPER in a popular 6 minute gory melee.
WAR PIG was subdued by HIGH TIDE in a 1 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -   6 -  0      73  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  17 -  1      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        21 -  15 -  2      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  25 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  36 -  4      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 702 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         5  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SHE'S A JAR 7804           12  10  0  116 SUMMERTEETH (640)
LUNGING ATTACK   GRU-SON OF GROTT 7539      10   4  1  104 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
WALL OF STEEL    LORTAN FALCONEYE 7465      13  10  1   79 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
TOTAL PARRY      THE IMPOSER 7553            8   5  0   77 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLACKMOMBA 7913             7   4  0   66 XXX BANDITS (614)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FISHWIFE 7822.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BYL BONESNAPPER 7557.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHE'S A JAR 7804, 
WHITE SQUALL 7862, TAVELSHAN KETHAL 7795, BLACKMOMBA 7913, HIGH TIDE 7927, GRU-SON OF 
GROTT 7539, FISHWIFE 7822, THE IMPOSER 7553, PIEHOLDEN SWEET 7856, and LORTAN 
FALCONEYE 7465.

The least popular fighter this week was WAR PIG 7914.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BEDAZZLER 7440, KURELLEU ZIEN 7800, KARINIRINA 7810, MAN OVERBOARD 
7941, ROTTEN 7942, DA2 7857, TORG THUNDERCLAP 7554, LORTAN FALCONEYE 7465, PIEHOLDEN 
SWEET 7856, and THE IMPOSER 7553.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WARTLESS WITCH (33-7750) HALLOWIENERS (635)