DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/31/2014    Duedate: 08/13/2014

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-735

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEN'S FAVORITE
DEMONSPAWN (194)
(33-3581) [21-13-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              PLANTER
                               WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
                               (33-8186) [3-1-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BYL BONESNAPPER                GENOVYFA
BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)          OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
(33-7557) [23-22-3,106]        (33-8117) [7-7-0,39]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEMONSPAWN (194)            46
2. HALLOWIENERS (635)          36      CLASSIC CHARACTERS (653)
3. BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)       29      Unchartered Team
4. WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)  24
5. THE APOSTLES (133)          22WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*STORM'S TARGET (657)       2   0  0  100   1/ 2 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     9  6 1
 2/ 2 CLASSIC CHARACTERS (653)  40  23  1 63.5   2/ 6 DEMONSPAWN (194)          9  6 0
 3/ 0 HALLOWIENERS (635)       100  58  4 63.3   3/ 3 THE APOSTLES (133)        8  7 1
 4/ 4 DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)  28  21  0 57.1   4/ 1 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       8  7 0
 5/ 3*WILLIAMSBURG MALIT (658)  11   9  0 55.0   5/ 5 DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)  7  4 0
 6/ 5 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      416 383 31 52.1   6/ 7*WILLIAMSBURG MALIT (658)  6  9 0
 7/ 6 BAD COMPANY (145)        286 268 33 51.6   7/ 4 CLASSIC CHARACTERS (653)  5  2 0
 8/ 7 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    620 611 59 50.4   8- 0 X-MEN! (659)              5  5 0
 9/ 8 DEMONSPAWN (194)         286 334 18 46.1   9/ 0 HALLOWIENERS (635)        3  1 0
10/ 0 X-MEN! (659)              21  29  1 42.0  10/10 NYE MAULERS (269)         3  7 2
11/ 9 THE APOSTLES (133)       116 163 14 41.6  11/11 BAD COMPANY (145)         3  7 0
12/10 NYE MAULERS (269)        122 185 23 39.7  12/ 8 XXX BANDITS (614)         3  9 0
13/11 XXX BANDITS (614)         35  60  2 36.8  13- 9*STORM'S TARGET (657)      2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 753): MERCURY of QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 755): MARTYR of TORTURED (Iron Maiden, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 741): SIERRA of MMM BEER!! (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 749): SIR TOO DUMB of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 751): JACK OF HEARTS of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 743): T.G.I. FLOYD'S of ALL THINGS FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 744): PUTRID DEFILER of KARNHORN KARNAGE (Var, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 374): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 741): ALI BOOMBAH YAY of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 372): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 737): DACIA SANDERO of OTTOMAN EMPIRE (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 734): DEN'S FAVORITE of DEMONSPAWN (Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 726): A MAN of FOOT OF PRIDE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 685): BIG SIX of FAMOUS HURLERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 330): HEART OF GLASS of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 616): KRAIT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 601): STAR of DREAMTIME (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 582): JENNI KORREG of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 578): GUNSLINGER of POSSE (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 279): F.U.B.A.R. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 542): TAX MAIL-IN of I HATE TOURNEYS (Crumudgeon, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 533): DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 525): LUCREZIA BARON of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 642): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 753): QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 755): FANTASTIC FIVE II (?, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 741): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 749): BLOODSWORN (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 751): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 743): BODY OF MUSIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 744): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 374): LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 741): THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 372): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 737): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 734): OBSIDIAN HALL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 726): FOOT OF PRIDE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 685): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): D.A. REJECTS (Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 330): PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 616): MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 601): THE ELITE (Scorpio, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 583): MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 578): POSSE (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 279): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 539): I HATE TOURNEYS (Crumudgeon, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 533): RUNEBLADES (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 525): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 642): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 753): RED SPECIAL of QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 749): SIR TOO DUMB of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 744): PUTRID DEFILER of KARNHORN KARNAGE (Var, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): MERCURY of PLANETS (Stargazer, mgr.)
                          POP TARGET of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 372): DUST MITE of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 736): SYCAMORE STYLE of B.I.G. (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 733): BENJYN BLAYDE of OBSIDIAN HALL (Dameon Darkheart)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 726): MAYNARD of NERDS (DMobster, mgr.)
               (turn 725): URCHIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 685): BIG SIX of FAMOUS HURLERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                             ZILLA KHIRNAJ of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 684): THE BIG UNIT of FAMOUS HURLERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 614): NICHOLAS of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 600): WILD FLOWER of DREAMTIME (Hombre, mgr.)
                          SISTER MOON of DREAMTIME (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 582): SYBO of TREXTRAS (Otto X, mgr.)
                           RACK OF LAB of CANINE CUISINE (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 524): ABJURER of MAGIC ARTISTS (Maskelyne, mgr.)
                               ROSS F. GRAY of MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (The Anarchist, mgr)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Hello, citizens of the Isle.  It is your rightful leader, Den's Favorite!  It
feels good to finally sit on my throne.  Thanks to all who have kept it warm for me.
A thanks to Hustler for the exciting match in which I demolished him.  Okay it wasn't
quite like that but still...  Thanks to the AA for showing up to the FTF and showing
us they're actually a good group of guys.  Normal even.  lol.  I'm not sure how much
longer I have here but I'm gonna try to make the most of it and retain the throne.
It'll be good to finally get my invite and get out of this place.  Been here way too
long.  Spicoli, it wasn't very nice of you to murder my team mate like you did.  It
must be revenged of course.  Well I'm just kinda rambling on so I'll get going.
Gotta train hard so I can stay up here.  Later...

Den's Favorite

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  NIATOLI ISLAND needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, 
OBSIDIAN HALL, but BIG LAKE BANDITS was just too good to be stopped.  I don't wanna 
hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but XXX BANDITS really goofed with their 2-3-0.  
DEMONSPAWN like really fought hard to move up to 2nd from 6th.  Way to go!  MVP award 
for VIXEN?  DEMONSPAWN's proud of her after beating BLACKMOMBA and getting 21 points. 
Talk about yer major upsets!  BLACKMOMBA's match with VIXEN cost him a loss of 18 
points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all NIATOLI 
ISLAND.  He got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) The Duelmaster 
isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One!  SPICOLI knows this.  He was 
Bloodfeuded by the Duelmaster.  This Duelmaster is like something else!  DEN'S 
FAVORITE stopped SPICOLI dead in his tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of BAD COMPANY must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys 
know something that I don't?  I don't know what OBSIDIAN HALL's been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from BAD COMPANY, that's fer sher.  Ooh! 
Did HODAR really know what it was doing when it challenged GENOVYFA?  A 7-1-0 speaks 
volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it means.) HODAR was so studly out 
there in the sands!  Beating GENOVYFA and getting 21 points.  BIG LAKE BANDITS must 
be proud, for sure!  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out BLEAK 
challenged BYL BONESNAPPER.  After all, haven't OBSIDIAN HALL and BIG LAKE BANDITS 
had a long standing duel in NIATOLI ISLAND?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or 
anything, but BYL BONESNAPPER wants me to write about it since he subdued BLEAK.  
Satisfied?  MIGHTY KASHITZ must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  
He challenged LITTLE JOHNY.  13 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell 
me.) I thought MIGHTY KASHITZ showed great skill and promise when he beat LITTLE 
JOHNY.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  It was kind of sad, seeing old MR. ANIMAL CRACKERS stumbling around the 
arena, before TASSADAR finished him off.  Oh well!  DEN'S FAVORITE bloodfeuded (is 
that a word?) SPICOLI for revenge over some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth 
it?  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (KERRIGAN vs. THE INTERN, that is.) What 
if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEN'S FAVORITE 3581          21  13  0   109       DEMONSPAWN (194)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHEET WITH EYES 7740         13   3  0   111       HALLOWIENERS (635)
 HUSTLER 8090                 12   1  0   109       CLASSIC CHARACTERS (653)
 BYL BONESNAPPER 7557         23  22  3   106       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RICO SAVVY 6567              19  18  3    90       BAD COMPANY (145)
 VIXEN 8063                   13  13  2    88       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 BRUNHYLDA 8082               16   8  0    85       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 SMIRK SMACKMORE 7538          7   7  1    75       BAD COMPANY (145)
 BLEAK 8078                   15  11  0    72       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPICOLI 6637                  9  19  3    66       NYE MAULERS (269)
 BLACKMOMBA 7913              11   8  0    65       XXX BANDITS (614)
 TASSADAR 7473                 6   7  2    65       NYE MAULERS (269)
 GHOUL GOBLIN 8116             8   3  0    63       HALLOWIENERS (635)
 LOK 8169                      5   0  0    62       DEMONSPAWN (194)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIFFCAKE 8136                 6   2  0    52       DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)
 NO-ARMED BANDIT 8137          8   3  0    47       DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)
 HODAR 8170                    7   1  0    45       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 WAR PIG 7914                  9  10  0    44       XXX BANDITS (614)
 COCKY JOCK 8152               4   2  0    41       CLASSIC CHARACTERS (653)
 ZYRO 8118                     8   6  0    40       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 GENOVYFA 8117                 7   7  0    39       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 FRIDGE BOX ROBOT 7948         3   3  0    37       HALLOWIENERS (635)
 HOSTILE HOBO 7535             7   8  1    36       BAD COMPANY (145)
 ANGRY EX-WIFE 8143            5   2  0    36       CLASSIC CHARACTERS (653)
 FREAKBEATER 6814              3   3  1    35       THE APOSTLES (133)
 IMMORAL DESIRE 8112           6  12  0    34       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLANTER 8186                  3   1  0    33       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
 MIGHTY KASHITZ 7636           7   0  0    32       BAD COMPANY (145)
-CLASS CLOWN 8098              7   4  0    29       CLASSIC CHARACTERS (653)
 POP-A-DOPE 6546               4   9  0    29       THE APOSTLES (133)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAPA BEAR CLAWS 8149          4   2  0    29       DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)
 THE HAND COLLECTOR 8128       4  10  0    28       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 ANDREW 8191                   2   0  0    26       THE APOSTLES (133)
-XUNA 8201                     5   5  1    24       X-MEN! (659)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-XIVECK 8198                   3   2  0    23       X-MEN! (659)
-XEPHYR 8197                   4   1  0    21       X-MEN! (659)
-LADY LOVE 8088                5   5  0    20       CLASSIC CHARACTERS (653)
 KERRIGAN 8181                 1   1  0    20       XXX BANDITS (614)
 KAZANSKI 7528                 3   2  0    19       NYE MAULERS (269)
-OTTO'S ARMY 8162              1   0  0    19       STORM'S TARGET (657)
-XOOMA 8202                    4   6  0    18       X-MEN! (659)
 DEVIANT MONK 8195             1   0  0    18       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 JARVIS 7527                   2   3  0    17       NYE MAULERS (269)
 DEATH'S HAND 8189             2   0  0    15       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
 OG 8173                       2   3  0    15       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 LEAPING LEPER 7940            1   0  0    15       HALLOWIENERS (635)
-HOYA PARANOIA 8160            1   0  0    15       STORM'S TARGET (657)
 SKINNY 8182                   2   2  0    14       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
 POLYPHEMUS 8184               2   2  0    14       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
 RETRY 8212                    1   0  0    13       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 LITTLE JOHNY 7522             1   5  0    12       NYE MAULERS (269)
 THE RABBI 8204                1   0  0    12       THE APOSTLES (133)
-XABOO 8199                    2   4  0    10       X-MEN! (659)
 JORGA PORRIDGE 8187           2   1  0     7       DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)
 FELIX 8177                    0   2  0     6       XXX BANDITS (614)
 THE INTERN 8192               1   1  1     5       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 CRAZY MARY 8193               1   1  0     4       THE APOSTLES (133)
 5 FINGER PUNCH 8206           0   1  0     1       XXX BANDITS (614)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SPIRIT'S DREAMS 8205    0  1 0 BAD COMPANY 145      STONE GOLEM           735  NONE
SUCCUBUS 8125           3  8 0 DEMONSPAWN 194       SPICOLI 6637          734  JUST REVENGED
MR. ANIMAL CRACK 8138   6  6 0 DUELMASTERS BUFF 655 TASSADAR 7473         735   
NO COSTUME 8194         0  1 0 HALLOWIENERS 635     SPYMASTER             735  NONE
REBEL 8183              1  3 0 WILLIAMSBURG MAL 658 BANDIT PRINCE         735  NONE
SCARE CROW 8185         1  1 0 WILLIAMSBURG MAL 658 FREAKBEATER 6814      733   
TRITON 8175             0  1 0 XXX BANDITS 614      THE INTERN 8192       734  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congrats to Den's Favorite who beat me fair and square for the DM Title.  I don't
think you can say he outhustled me, but he won, nevertheless.  I anxiously await his
DM Column.  I do think it is possible that he can read and write. -- Hustler

Spirit and D. Darkheart-- It was good to finally meet you two.  I've seen people like
you before, but this time I didn't have to pay admission.-- Bill, Chief Justice of
the AA

All -- It is good to be back.  I can smell the stench of death in the air, or perhaps
it is merely Crambus's fetid breath, or the Apostles career record.  Anyhow, I look
forward to dominating each of you.-- Bill

All -- AA: Den, Bill, Crambus (currently suspended)  AAO: Deedars, XXX, Wee Willie
Winkle.  Let's keep it straight people.

     Could you link manager names to team names?  It'd help.

Den -- Accidents will happen.  Still, the audacity of your win can not go
unanswered.-- Bill

Blackmomba -- Good fight!  Thought I might be able to beat you but I guess not.
Maybe a rematch once I learn a little more. -- Vixen

Hodar -- LOK! -- Lok

Skinny -- Well fought! -- Og

Den -- Heard you wanna put me 6 feet under.  Come and get you some, boy! -- Den's
Favorite

Spicoli -- Not nice of you to kill me!  Not nice at all! -- Ghost of Succubus

Darkheart -- Did you read that Den thinks this Isle belongs to the AA?  Silly Den,
dueling is for adults.  Go along and play with your dolls. -- Spirit

Dameon Darkfart -- I was saddened when I received the news from Den about your
shameful transgressions with Coach.  Truly dark days on the Isle! -- Deeders

Spirit -- I cannot blame you for wanting to leave my island.  With the current
beatings being given by the Allied Axis the only real option for cowards is to turn
tail (no not like that D Darkfart) and run! -- Deeders

Den -- The council and I have searched the offices for any paperwork regarding your
admission into the Allied Axis.  None has been found.  Please refrain from addressing
our island as High Priest of the AA or grave measures may have to be taken.  When the
correct papers are submitted we may be able to give you a suitable position
considering your past commitment to the cause. -- Deeders

Bad Company -- Indeed!!  This is not Dinosaur Island, please direct Ricco Salvy to
the closest Dark Arena entrance. -- Deeders, Commander of the Allied Axis

All -- It was with great sadness that I inform you of the death of Judas.  Slain by a
God in the Champions tournament at the Chicago F2F.  Rumored to have 3 stat prizes
added to his already RSI favored rollup, this beast of a Godling was just to much for
humble Judas.  Sleep well on my island, fear Judas no more. -- Deeders

Black Momba -- Your bounty and fearfulness paid off.  I shall have my vengeance!!
-- Ghost of Judas

Spirit -- I can answer some of your questions for you, Obsidian Hall is ranked above
me on the Current Top Team listing as he has more wins over a 3 turn span, a little
technicality I should correct this turn.  That is how the ranking system works,
higher numbers towards the top, and lower numbers towards the bottom.  Overall, in
Niytyole Island you should always consider yourself a lower number. -- Den, High
Priest of the Allied Axis and manager of the awe-inspiring Big Lake Bandits

Duelmasters Buffet -- I am vexed, greatly vexed at how your garbage slipped by me
twice last week.  Realize this now, when you gaze into a mirror it is the face of
ignorance that gazes back at you. -- Den

XXX Bandits -- I cannot explain the joy I felt killing Triton last turn, it was
almost as much fun as killing warriors from Obsidian Hall, only much more difficult.
I giggled with the same guilty pleasure as if I were cracking an old man's knuckles
with a meat tenderizer.  And, you had better choose a manager name soon or we will
choose one for you and I can assure you that it will not be flattering.  I hope your
childhood nicknames are echoing in that empty head of yours, for they will be among
the firstchosen. -- Den
P.S.  Thank you for bringing in new Initiates for my easy kills.

Spirit -- Seriously?  Even you must have been embarrassed when you read the Lok
fight.  That was an insult to Duelmasters.  As you are a scum aficionado it must have
hurt you deeply to see my scum screwed like that. -- Den

Lok -- Hodar! -- Hodar

Niytyole -- Free drinks at the Dew Drop Inn for the first warrior that kills Skaven.
-- Den

Damian Darkheart -- I never paid attention until now, you are actually over 50%?!?!
How did that happen? -- Den

Crambus -- Continue to point that fivehead of yours towards the Inner Circle and kill
more of their warriors.  I know that you find little glee outside of a plate of
cheeseburgers but I am certain even you put down the food tray to bellow into the
night upon killing Succubus.  It would appear that the Court Jester still knows a few
tricks. -- Den

Coach -- If we take up a collection for you, would you fight your full team?  Easy
wins are always welcomed. -- Den

All -- Murdered by my father, betrayed by a brother, thrown down by others, these are
the beatings I've taken.  But no worry, I will have my vengeance in this round or the
next!  Meanwhile I have discovered my manager name. -- Paladin, of the Williamsburg
Militia

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

REBEL was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
NO COSTUME was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SPIRIT'S DREAMS was savagely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEN'S FAVORITE unbelievably bested SPICOLI in a 4 minute Bloodfeud Title contest.
KERRIGAN devastated THE INTERN in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
BLEAK was overpowered by BYL BONESNAPPER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BRUNHYLDA overcame SMIRK SMACKMORE in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
COCKY JOCK was vanquished by LOK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HOSTILE HOBO lost to WAR PIG in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MIGHTY KASHITZ vanquished LITTLE JOHNY in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HODAR luckily beat GENOVYFA in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge melee.
POP-A-DOPE was savagely defeated by ZYRO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
IMMORAL DESIRE slimly lost to BIFFCAKE in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge battle.
THE HAND COLLECTOR savagely defeated OG in a 6 minute Challenge conflict.
HUSTLER overpowered RICO SAVVY in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
VIXEN handily defeated BLACKMOMBA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
GHOUL GOBLIN overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NO-ARMED BANDIT beat FREAKBEATER in a exciting 5 minute bout.
MR. ANIMAL CRACKERS was assassinated by TASSADAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FRIDGE BOX ROBOT devastated JARVIS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANGRY EX-WIFE demolished SKINNY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
KAZANSKI was vanquished by PLANTER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
PAPA BEAR CLAWS overpowered POLYPHEMUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ANDREW overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 5 minute one-sided duel.
FELIX was defeated by DEATH'S HAND in a 2 minute gory novice's duel.
JORGA PORRIDGE was savagely defeated by DEVIANT MONK in a 4 minute novice's melee.
CRAZY MARY was beaten by RETRY in a 2 minute novice's fray.
LEAPING LEPER overcame 5 FINGER PUNCH in a 2 minute duel.
THE RABBI overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         AIMED BLOW        22 -  12 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         TOTAL PARRY       35 -  22 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  18 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  33 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  36 -  4      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 735 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    5 - 10         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DEN'S FAVORITE 3581        21  13  0  109 DEMONSPAWN (194)
LUNGING ATTACK   HUSTLER 8090               12   1  0  109 CLASSIC CHARACTERS (653)
STRIKING ATTACK  BYL BONESNAPPER 7557       23  22  3  106 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
BASHING ATTACK   RICO SAVVY 6567            19  18  3   90 BAD COMPANY (145)
WALL OF STEEL    BRUNHYLDA 8082             16   8  0   85 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLACKMOMBA 7913            11   8  0   65 XXX BANDITS (614)
AIMED BLOW       LOK 8169                    5   0  0   62 DEMONSPAWN (194)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BYL BONESNAPPER 7557.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GENOVYFA 8117.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEVIANT MONK 8195, 
ZYRO 8118, SPICOLI 6637, FREAKBEATER 6814, LITTLE JOHNY 7522, BIFFCAKE 8136, 
BRUNHYLDA 8082, IMMORAL DESIRE 8112, RETRY 8212, and LEAPING LEPER 7940.

The least popular fighter this week was 5 FINGER PUNCH 8206.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JORGA PORRIDGE 8187, ANDREW 8191, POLYPHEMUS 8184, KAZANSKI 
7528, SKINNY 8182, MR. ANIMAL CRACKERS 8138, NO-ARMED BANDIT 8137, RICO SAVVY 6567, 
COCKY JOCK 8152, and THE INTERN 8192.

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