DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/01/2015    Duedate: 01/14/2015

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-746

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VIXEN
DEMONSPAWN (194)
(33-8063) [18-18-2,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VIXEN                          ROHNERT
DEMONSPAWN (194)               MAGUS MAJESTATIS (587)
(33-8063) [18-18-2,111]        (33-7070) [1-3-1,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SMIRK SMACKMORE                COLOSSUS
BAD COMPANY (145)              MARVEL (666)
(33-7538) [12-13-1,75]         (33-8323) [0-1-0,1]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEMONSPAWN (194)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MARVEL (666)                40
2. XXX BANDITS (614)           35      DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)
3. DEMONSPAWN (194)            33      Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)       28
5. BAD COMPANY (145)           22      MARVEL (666)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 HALLOWIENERS (635)       115  73  5 61.2   1/ 5 DEMONSPAWN (194)          9  3 0
 2/ 0*MARVEL (666)               3   2  1 60.0   2/ 3 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     9  6 1
 3- 2 THUNDERBIRDS (42)        197 139  5 58.6   3/ 8 XXX BANDITS (614)         9  6 1
 4/ 3 DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)  36  28  0 56.3   4/ 2 THE ILLEARTH (265)        8  6 3
 5/ 4 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     24  21  4 53.3   5/ 6 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     8  6 2
 6/ 5 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      449 400 33 52.9   6/ 1 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       8  6 0
 7/ 6 BAD COMPANY (145)        309 300 38 50.7   7/10 DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)  6  5 0
 8/ 7 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    646 640 60 50.2   8/ 7 NYE MAULERS (269)         5 10 0
 9- 8 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)  161 161  8 50.0   9- 4 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)   4  1 0
10- 9 BAD BREAD (95)           222 239 20 48.2  10/15 THE APOSTLES (133)        4 11 0
11/11 DEMONSPAWN (194)         309 350 19 46.9  11/14 BAD COMPANY (145)         4 11 0
12/13 XXX BANDITS (614)         67  82  6 45.0  12/12 DE'JA KREW (664)          4 11 0
13/12 THE ILLEARTH (265)       165 205 15 44.6  13/ 0*MARVEL (666)              3  2 1
14/10 WILLIAMSBURG MALIT (658)  29  37  1 43.9  14/ 9 WILLIAMSBURG MALIT (658)  3  8 0
15/14 NYE MAULERS (269)        146 216 26 40.3  15/13 4 PROS & A HACKER (661)   3  8 0
16/15 THE APOSTLES (133)       129 192 16 40.2  16-11 HALLOWIENERS (635)        2  6 0
17/17 4 PROS & A HACKER (661)   15  27  2 35.7  17-16 BAD BREAD (95)            0  4 0
18/16 DE'JA KREW (664)          22  43  2 33.8  18/18*MAGUS MAJESTATIS (587)    0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18*MAGUS MAJESTATIS (587)     1   3  1 25.0  19-17 THUNDERBIRDS (42)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
NIATOLI ISLAND brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, OBSIDIAN HALL, 
since DEMONSPAWN took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If this 
keeps up, OBSIDIAN HALL, you'll have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 
5 in the rankings?  XXX BANDITS turned their 4-1-0 turn into a 3rd place rank in the 
listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Now let's 
all watch DEMONSPAWN's heads swell from their 4-0-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big 
shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see CAPTAIN 
AMERICA win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, THE RABBI beat PRO 3 and 
PRO 3 lost 12 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our 
Duelmaster VIXEN challenged this turn.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, 
as VIXEN takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys 
win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  XXX 
BANDITS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BIG LAKE BANDITS.  Ha ha ha ha!  
VIXEN was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can give a little credit to PRO 1 of 4 PROS 
& A HACKER for challenging up by 25 to HODAR.  PRO 1 won to get 50 points of 
recognition.  And we have GWYN THE HUNTER in a challenge, going down 13 points for 
the fight.  Guess what?  I thought GWYN THE HUNTER showed great skill and promise 
when he defeated PRO 4.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for NIATOLI 
ISLAND's morgue.  More variety.  Gee, NYE MAULERS, ain't it past due for sending 
KAZANSKI Dark Arena?  What took ol' '7-8-0' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha ha!  I could 
say I saw this coming, but so could anyone else.  Anyway, this turn it came.  
TASSADAR's 9-14-2 has earned him the Dark Arena.  Gee, WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA, ain't it 
past due for sending SKINNY Dark Arena?  What took ol' '5-9-0' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha 
aha ha!  Nipped in the bud, you might say, was PEACE of THE APOSTLES this turn.  
Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a belly laugh.  Heh heh.  And one more 
turn will show if WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA can successfully bloodfeud that elusive 
GENOVYFA over PLANTER.  It's about time MAULMAN MAX got beat for picking on warriors 
like 5 FINGER PUNCH.  Bravo, XXX BANDITS.  See you at The Don't Drop Inn.  Honor is 
like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will 
doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the NIATOLI ISLAND arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of NIATOLI ISLAND.  I feel much better now.  Paste this 
one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIXEN 8063                   18  18  2   111       DEMONSPAWN (194)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRINCE VALIANT 3587          16  14  0   106       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
 SPICOLI 6637                 15  24  5   102       NYE MAULERS (269)
 WAR PIG 7914                 17  13  1   100       XXX BANDITS (614)
-SIR SCUM 1069                25  12  0    91       THUNDERBIRDS (42)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SIR EDWARD 8047              14   7  0    89       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
 ZYRO 8118                    15  10  0    84       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-GHOUL GOBLIN 8116            15   6  0    83       HALLOWIENERS (635)
 GENOVYFA 8117                14  11  1    78       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEVIANT MONK 8195             7   1  0    76       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 SMIRK SMACKMORE 7538         12  13  1    75       BAD COMPANY (145)
 POLYPHEMUS 8184               9   6  0    73       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
-LEAPING LEPER 7940            6   0  0    69       HALLOWIENERS (635)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIFFCAKE 8136                10   2  0    66       DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)
 FEVER DOG 6852                9  12  2    66       THE ILLEARTH (265)
-MASTER SCUM 1108             14   7  0    60       THUNDERBIRDS (42)
 MIGHTY KASHITZ 7636          14   4  0    59       BAD COMPANY (145)
 NO-ARMED BANDIT 8137         11   4  0    58       DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HODAR 8170                   12   7  0    53       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 THE HAND COLLECTOR 8128       8  17  0    52       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
-WILLIAM WALLACE 8105          3   0  0    52       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
 JARVIS 7527                   7   9  1    51       NYE MAULERS (269)
 PRO 1 8217                    5   3  0    50       4 PROS & A HACKER (661)
 OG 8173                       7   8  1    47       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 AA SLAYER 8229                4   1  0    47       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 ANDREW 8191                   5   5  0    46       THE APOSTLES (133)
-BLACK KNIGHT 8079             7   7  0    38       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
 GUNNER 8282                   4   9  0    38       DE'JA KREW (664)
 LUDWIG 8277                   6   7  1    37       DE'JA KREW (664)
 DEATH'S HAND 8189             5   8  1    37       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
 THE INTEROGATOR 8244          4   4  0    35       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE RABBI 8204                6   4  2    33       THE APOSTLES (133)
 5 FINGER PUNCH 8206           5   7  2    33       XXX BANDITS (614)
 CLEAN UP 8225                 6   4  1    32       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 TITUS 8281                    5   8  1    32       DE'JA KREW (664)
 AAGRIVATOR 8248               5   0  0    30       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 BRIAN RADENZIL 8260           4   2  0    30       NYE MAULERS (269)
-PAPA BEAR CLAWS 8149          4   2  0    29       DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)
 RETURNS 8223                  6   4  0    28       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
-2LIVE CROUTON 7893            5   2  0    27       BAD BREAD (95)
-ROLF 8104                     5   3  0    26       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
 GWYN THE HUNTER 8267          4   1  0    24       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUT LIGHTS UP 8222            5   5  0    22       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 PRO 3 8243                    4   4  1    21       4 PROS & A HACKER (661)
 BLUE HAMMER 8294              2   1  0    21       XXX BANDITS (614)
 ROHNERT 7070                  1   3  1    20       MAGUS MAJESTATIS (587)
 UNWANTED GUESTS 8224          4   6  1    19       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 MAULMAN MAX 8251              4   2  1    19       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 BRAIN BUSTER 8304             2   0  0    19       XXX BANDITS (614)
-COOKING THE MEAL 8226         3   2  2    18       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 CAPTAIN AMERICA 8321          1   0  0    16       MARVEL (666)
 THOR 8320                     1   0  1    14       MARVEL (666)
 SUPER CHIEF 8315              1   0  0    13       BAD COMPANY (145)
 JOE GITS YEU 8279             2   6  0    12       DE'JA KREW (664)
 BLACKTOOTH GRIM 8263          2   3  1    10       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 GOV UHRHAMMER 8324            1   0  0    10       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 PC SLEDGE 8273                2   2  0     8       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 PSYLOCKE 8319                 1   0  0     8       MARVEL (666)
 HYDRYK 8300                   1   1  0     6       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 BARF 8311                     1   0  0     4       DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)
 PRO 4 8276                    0   4  0     4       4 PROS & A HACKER (661)
 COLOSSUS 8323                 0   1  0     1       MARVEL (666)
 LUCIFER 8326                  0   1  0     1       THE APOSTLES (133)
-GAUCHE BRIOCHE 7935           0   1  0     1       BAD BREAD (95)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRYSTAL BETH 8314             0   1  0     1       BAD COMPANY (145)
 DEADPOOL 8322                 0   1  0     1       MARVEL (666)
-TARRANT 5245                  0   1  0     1       THUNDERBIRDS (42)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PRO 4 8221              2  3 0 4 PROS & A HACKE 661 THE RABBI 8204        742  REVENGED
SHAGGER 2 8257          1  3 0 4 PROS & A HACKE 661 5 FINGER PUNCH 8206   744   
DOUGHBOY 8076           0  2 0 BAD BREAD 95         COOKING THE MEAL 8226 745   
BEYOND BAD 8316         0  1 0 BAD COMPANY 145      MOUNTAIN TROLL        746  NONE
FRANK EINSTEIN 8278     1  4 0 DE'JA KREW 664       THOR 8320             746   
KAZANSKI 7528           7  9 0 NYE MAULERS 269      BLACK ORC             746  NONE
TASSADAR 7473           9 15 2 NYE MAULERS 269      DARK CHAMPION         746  NONE
PEACE 8247              4  2 0 THE APOSTLES 133     FEVER DOG 6852        746   
THE PREACHER 8245       0  4 0 THE APOSTLES 133     UNWANTED GUESTS 8224  746   
KODIAK 8242             1  2 0 THE ILLEARTH 265     SPICOLI 6637          742  NOT REVENGED
KETCHIKAN 5244          1  1 0 THUNDERBIRDS 42      BLACKTOOTH GRIM 8263  744   
BRAD'S NICENESS 8318    0  1 0 WILLIAMSBURG MAL 658 BLACK ORC             746  NONE
PLANTER 8186            8  4 0 WILLIAMSBURG MAL 658 GENOVYFA 8117         743   
SKINNY 8182             5 10 0 WILLIAMSBURG MAL 658 BLACK ORC             746  NONE
ANGRY VIKING 8303       0  1 0 XXX BANDITS 614      MAULMAN MAX 8251      745  JUST REVENGED
DAWN BREAKER 8293       0  1 0 XXX BANDITS 614      QUIXIS THE VOMIT 8295 744  NONE
FELIX 8177              6  4 0 XXX BANDITS 614      JARVIS 7527           743  REVENGED
SKI JUMP JAMES 8325     0  1 0 XXX BANDITS 614      MOUNTAIN TROLL        746  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Looking forward to seeing the exciting AA and spirited IC clans in Tempe.  DM33 is
still the best read in the land! -- The Consortium folk

Deeders -- Keep it civil, now.  You cost me being able to pick my challenges via
online newsletter.  For that 100 lashings! -- Spirit

Crambus -- Okay, I won't call Den 'Denise' anymore.  Sorry, I didn't realize I had
hurt his feelings.  I hope he had a good cry and got it out of his system. -- Spirit

Hodar -- Ugh. -- Og

Lil Denny -- I hope Santa brought you everything you wanted for Christmas.  That
includes a good warrior.  Get tired of beating up all your current ones.  Perhaps it
is you who ruins the warriors the gaming commission sends you.  I can see it now, 'It 
needs more con!  Not wit or will.' -- Spirit

Lil Denny -- Yes, my Isle will be well represented at the ftf.  As far as gifts for
you guys?  You'll be lucky if they even let you have a table. -- Spirit

Head Outhouse Cleaner Bashur -- Den is not the heart of this arena.  In fact, the AA
is the cesspool of the whole Isle.  That stench in the air you smell?  Not the trash
dump. -- Spirit
P.S.  True self?

Bleak -- Grats on keeping the throne in IC hands.  Let's see how long we can own it!
-- Spirit

AA -- Soon I will live up to my name! -- AA Slayer

Blacktooth Den, er Grim -- Close but no cigar...oh who am I kidding, it wasn't even
close! -- AAgrivator

Smirk -- 'Smirk!' -- Vixen, so wishing I would get my invite

Clean up -- I'd hate to have to clean up all your blood after our fight.  Only one
shot?  Really? -- AA Slayer

Deeders -- lol!  Thimble of wisdom.  lol  You know Den well.  Of course you're not
gonna learn anything from him.  He is in the AA, you know.  You need to hang around
more intelligent managers! -- Spirit

Scraft -- Dude, you need to open a can of whoop a$$ on all those killers.  Managing
isn't just about numbers. You have to have the right frame of mind.  Attitude! --
Spirit

De'Ja Krew -- Who are you and what are you doing on my Isle? -- Spirit

AA -- Wait 'til you see my new warrior.  He'll be coming in after the ftf.  You're
gonna love him. :P -- Spirit
P.S.  Hopefully he'll have a TV challenge so I can pick on you guys some more.

Den & Bill -- I see the manager of Duelmasters Buffet name a couple of warriors after
you guys.  Scuzbucket and Slimeball.  Not sure who is who.  Of course, after all
these years I'm still not sure which one of you is Beavis and which one is Butthead.
-- Spirit

Deedars -- Wow, you dropped the F-bomb.  I am honestly embarrassed for you.  Even
knowing your historic proclivity for inappropriate behavior and obscenity, it is a
disappointment.  Just think, a golden rule that stood as long as the game took an
imbecile like you to break.  Congrats.  The silver lining, of course, is you've now
earned renown for something other than the hilarity of your managerial incompetence.
Look, I understand you want to be witty, clever, and devilishly good looking like me.
Well, I wanted to be an astronaut and that isn;t going to happen either.  Don't hate
me for being born with a beautiful mind.  I would gladly help you be brighter if I
could.  Unfortunately, I am no miracle worker and the field of neurology is still
decades away from being able to replace the dead turd floating in the cerebrospinal
fluid between your ears with something more efficient, like the frontal cortex of a
chimp.  So it looks like you're still out of luck.  May I suggest looking for a game
you aren't awful at and leave this one to us grown-ups?  Why go through any more
nights of vacantly staring at cheetos-stained turn results, fists balled in rage and
robust jowls quivering in frustration; is it really worth it?  I think not.  I think
not.  As for me, henceforth, I shall ignore you with the hope that doing so will pipe
down that foolish little boy inside you and help us all avoid any more cringe-worthy
moments.  That is all.  Peace. -- Bill

Spirit -- You poor simple mind.  Tis better to remain silent and appear a fool, that
open your yapper and remove all doubt, clearly you're still learning this.  As your
attempts of mockery only show how far your buffoonery extends. -- Philthball, 9th in
command of the Allied Axis
P.S.  Stop sending me pms begging me to give you advice.

Deeders -- I feel a little sorry for you.  Not only are you chunky and bald, but you
are more of a simpleton than Spirit, and that's quite a feat, that I'm sure no one
thought possible.  The reason you lose to me consistently is simple... I am a  very
smart man, you, simply, are a man of low wit and character.  I realize, now, you will
avoid me a lot.  Don't blame ya. -- Philthball, clearly your superior

Studcraft -- Lots of XXX Bandits down for the dirt nap at the hands of the AA, as of
late.  Your father must be proud... -- Philthball

Spirit -- You of all people would no that kittens can fight back, and don't call me
Crambutt. -- Crambus

Trader, oh I mean Deeders, IC's new hope of failures -- Naughty, naughty.  After last
week's act of lunacy, we're going to sink you faster thatn you sink your yellow teeth
into a bag of McDonald's greasy cheeseburgers. -- Crambus

The Sickened freak Bashur -- Don't get your hope up, liberal, dressing like a lady
doesn't make you one. -- Crambus

AA -- I've spoken with the mighty Gen. Ikillu, and his legendary Ravaging Lords might
make a return. -- Crambus

Niytyole -- Fourteen Dark Arena contests last week?  Seriously, how pathetic is your
management skill that you cannot win with the average roll-ups destined in this
arena?  So many dead bodies lying around I thought I was seeing cops from New York
City.  Perhaps you don't know this, but any quality roll-up on my Island has about a
20% chance of surviving to graduation.  I can tell you something in certainty, I am
looking very forward to my contests in the Initiates over the next several turns. --
Den

Dark One -- I see you went 0-4 last turn, thus verifying that you and your entire
life is pure garbage.  I hope your Christmas was lonely and you cried yourself to
sleep. -- Den

Otto -- Are you dipping your foot back into the quagmire known as Niytyole?  Your 0-4
is a remarkable start, guess it is not just the bread that is bad over there at the
stable. -- Den

Coward Bashur -- You continue to drop in the rankings faster than your breeches at
the orphanage.  Eventually Padre will have some good warriors, with the amount of
turnover at his stable the odds are in his favor, and you will fall hard to the
insipid designs of 4 Pros.  I would enjoy fighting you more often, but it seems that
once you see the emblazoned circled triangle of the Allied Axis you duck for cover
and plead with the Arenamaster to juggle the match-ups.  Xmas is over and so are you.
-- Den, High Priest of the mighty Allied Axis and manager of the awe-inspiring Big
Lake Bandits

Spirit -- It is understandable that you are still scared of pretty girls, but I hope
you understand that they are more scared of you. -- Den

Darkfart -- I tried to think of something witty to say to you, then it dawned on me
that I was just wasting my time.  After all, you are just too dumb to understand most
of what I say. -- Den

Eaters -- I know that some people call you Deeders, but I think Eaters is more
fitting.  You were quite vocal against the AA last turn, this I will never
understand.  In the entire land of Alastaria no manager consistently attacks us with
the fervor that you do.  I am vexed, greatly vexed.  Where does this anger come from?
Is it because Bugsy caught you cheating in euchre?  Is it because we laughed when you
dipped napkins into pizza sauce and ate them?  Is it because you wish you were 1
point of the triangle of Hate, Anger, and Aggression?  The triangle was formed by
Bill, myself, and the mighty General Ikillu when we created the idea that is known as
the Allied Axis.  Know this my simple friend, your enemy is not within the triangle,
but outside.  Bill and I knew the IC would be probing our alliance, looking for the
simplest mind to corrupt, it would appear they found it.  You speak of a puppet
master, you may want to check who holds the strings and who wears them.  It would
seem the IC is laughing all the way to the arena now that they have found corruption
within you.  Direct your anger elsewhere, there is no home for it within the AA. --
Den

Og -- Hodar, *chuckle, chuckle* Hodar! -- Hodar

De'ja Krew -- I gave you a pounding last turn, didn't I? -- Den

Bill -- Word has been received from the mighty General Ikillu, he readies his team
for combat, finally. -- Den

Filthy Phil -- Congrats on your climb up the rankings, it will be fitting to see the
AA hold titles rightfully ours. -- Den

Cult Member -- Fitting that I fought you last turn, and pleased that you were able to
give me the information required. -- The Interogator

Perhaps the New Year will ring in a return to the personals by the majority of the
AA, instead of them all counting on Den to hold the weight of them all. -- General
Bashur

Spirit -- I'd much rather stink with a career win/loss above .500 than below. --
Bashur

Deeders -- It is only broken when you start spewing vomit like Philthy Phil. -- The
General

Crambus -- You have to understand where Spirit is coming from to understand his
insults.  And while his upbringing isn't his fault, he really should have learned
somewhere along the way that when he opens his mouth, he only proves that it is a
great charity that Darkfart allows him to be his towelboy. -- G. Bashur

Padre -- That was a great idea.  Running fewer warriors will give you fewer deaths.
-- Bashur

Den -- I look forward to watching you and the AA implode at the tourney.  You guys
clearly don't have a clue what tourney warrior means.  The real warriors will be
foaming at the mouth in expectation whenever they see a matchup with the dung this
arena puts on the sands.  Maybe we should ordain you as High Priest of Niytyole's
Tourney Chumps (and if I were foolish enough to send any of the Brash Bros, my
warriors would be joining).  But maybe Padre, Spirit, or Darkfart will send some also
and make the AA warriors look good. -- General Bashur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KAZANSKI was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TASSADAR was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
SKINNY was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SKI JUMP JAMES was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRAD'S NICENESS was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
BEYOND BAD was luckily killed by  MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
DEATH'S HAND was handily defeated by GENOVYFA in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
5 FINGER PUNCH viciously subdued MAULMAN MAX in a 2 minute gruesome Bloodfeud duel.
BLEAK was vanquished by VIXEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
ZYRO won victory over POLYPHEMUS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
OG defeated GUNNER in a action packed 3 minute Challenge match.
THE HAND COLLECTOR overpowered TITUS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FEVER DOG savagely slew PEACE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
ANDREW savagely defeated LUDWIG in a 10 minute bloody Challenge match.
AAGRIVATOR luckily beat PUT LIGHTS UP in a 5 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
PRO 1 overpowered HODAR in a unpopular 9 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge duel.
THE RABBI handily defeated PRO 3 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
THE PREACHER was dealt death by UNWANTED GUESTS in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
GWYN THE HUNTER overpowered PRO 4 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
WAR PIG overpowered SMIRK SMACKMORE in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
DEVIANT MONK was handily defeated by SPICOLI in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BIFFCAKE overpowered THE INTEROGATOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JARVIS was beaten by NO-ARMED BANDIT in a 3 minute fray.
MIGHTY KASHITZ vanquished BRIAN RADENZIL in a 2 minute gory mismatched fray.
AA SLAYER savagely defeated RETURNS in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
ROHNERT was beaten by CLEAN UP in a action packed 2 minute fight.
JOE GITS YEU was defeated by BLUE HAMMER in a exciting 1 minute bout.
PC SLEDGE lost to CAPTAIN AMERICA in a 3 minute beginner's bout.
FRANK EINSTEIN was easily killed by THOR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BLACKTOOTH GRIM was beaten by BRAIN BUSTER in a 1 minute beginner's competition.
HYDRYK defeated CRYSTAL BETH in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
SUPER CHIEF handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PSYLOCKE narrowly defeated LUCIFER in a exciting 3 minute brutal novice's fight.
DEADPOOL was overpowered by GOV UHRHAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
COLOSSUS was outwaited by BARF in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         LUNGING ATTACK    63 -  50 -  6      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         WALL OF STEEL     33 -  35 -  6      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  42 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        26 -  29 -  1      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  41 -  7      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   6 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   51 -  71 -  4      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  18 -  2      28  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   8 -  0      27  |

Turn 746 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      5 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  4     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  9         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WAR PIG 7914               17  13  1  100 XXX BANDITS (614)
LUNGING ATTACK   ZYRO 8118                  15  10  0   84 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
AIMED BLOW       DEVIANT MONK 8195           7   1  0   76 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
STRIKING ATTACK  POLYPHEMUS 8184             9   6  0   73 WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
WALL OF STEEL    MIGHTY KASHITZ 7636        14   4  0   59 BAD COMPANY (145)
TOTAL PARRY      NO-ARMED BANDIT 8137       11   4  0   58 DUELMASTERS BUFFET (655)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SMIRK SMACKMORE 7538.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was COLOSSUS 8323.  The ten other most popular fighters were GUNNER 8282, 
PSYLOCKE 8319, CLEAN UP 8225, LUCIFER 8326, TASSADAR 7473, 5 FINGER PUNCH 8206, TITUS 
8281, LUDWIG 8277, WAR PIG 7914, and FEVER DOG 6852.

The least popular fighter this week was HODAR 8170.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PRO 1 8217, ANDREW 8191, BARF 8311, AAGRIVATOR 8248, DEADPOOL 8322, 
FRANK EINSTEIN 8278, CAPTAIN AMERICA 8321, NO-ARMED BANDIT 8137, THE INTEROGATOR 
8244, and PRO 4 8276.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BLEAK (33-8078) OBSIDIAN HALL (192)