DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/12/2006 Duedate: 07/25/2006
MURSKA ARENA
DM-35 TURN-517
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NOREASTER
DIRT DEVILS (363)
(35-3896) [15-1-1,152]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NOREASTER SURGERY
DIRT DEVILS (363) BASH BROS PETS (368)
(35-3896) [15-1-1,152] (35-3962) [3-1-1,31]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MR. FIXIT HUNTERSTOCK
BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360) VITAL BRAWL (332)
(35-3905) [10-20-0,50] (35-3667) [5-4-0,53]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS PETS (368)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360) 27
2. FLIPPERS ARCADE (366) 11 DIRT DEVILS (363)
3. DIRT DEVILS (363) 11 Unchartered Team
4. VITAL BRAWL (332) 11
5. BASH BROS PETS (368) 1 BASH BROS PETS (368)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 DIRT DEVILS (363) 19 2 1 90.5 1/ 1*BASH BROS PETS (368) 7 2 1
2/ 1*BASH BROS PETS (368) 10 2 1 83.3 2/ 2 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366) 7 6 0
3/ 0 VITAL BRAWL (332) 13 7 0 65.0 3/ 3 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141) 7 8 0
4/ 3 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360) 75 50 7 60.0 4/ 4 DIRT DEVILS (363) 3 0 0
5/ 4 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347) 97 73 4 57.1 5/ 5 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360) 3 6 0
6- 5 THE BEARS (253) 368 277 26 57.1 6/ 0 VITAL BRAWL (332) 2 0 0
7/ 6 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366) 78 61 6 56.1 7- 6 THE BEARS (253) 1 1 0
8/ 7 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141) 540 817 20 39.8 8/ 7 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
MURSKA. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid!
Advancing in the rankings was FLIPPERS ARCADE who went from last turn's 75-60-6, to
this week's record of 78-61-6. Hey everybody, watch out for DINGO DOG, who flew up
15 points in the rankings after mashing KAI like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy.
Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. KAI lost to DINGO DOG
and drops 11 points. Unlike most arenas, NOREASTER managed to get his challenge off
against the 12-8-2 OH OHLISH OMINAH. Our battling duelmaster NOREASTER has managed
to hold the title, fending off OH OHLISH OMINAH's none too subtle advances. Better
luck next time, PHILANTHROPISTS 3. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an
onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad THE BEARS? Big bad THE BEARS. Big bad THE BEARS. MURSKA's afraid of the
big bad THE BEARS. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like math, try this one:
THE BEARS + Weapons That go Boom = BUSY, BUSYTOWN + Avoid City. Well just about
everybody wants a piece of CADAL COONTZ, who was this week's most challenged warrior.
Well, it looks like FATHER CAT wasn't happy with last turn's rank, so he went for
broke by challenging up 43 points. No guts, no glory. To the crowd's chants of
'Bo-zo bo-zo bo-zo', CADAL COONTZ was taken out by the lower-ranked FATHER CAT.
(Maybe it's time to think Dark Arena?).
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in MURSKA have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends
and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown
Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOREASTER 3896 15 1 1 152 DIRT DEVILS (363)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIG DUG 3926 21 9 1 111 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
FATHER CAT 3875 16 4 2 98 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
DINGO DOG 3878 17 5 3 97 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
-TAKE COVER 3870 14 4 3 95 THE BEARS (253)
OH OHLISH OMINAH 3912 12 9 2 93 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
Q*BERT 3928 19 10 4 90 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
KAI 3873 19 27 0 88 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
CADAL COONTZ 3901 15 23 0 81 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
-GARTH THE SEAMITE 3748 15 10 1 69 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BALIN 3955 8 1 0 66 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
FARON 3954 7 2 0 66 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
SAGE 3495 6 1 0 61 VITAL BRAWL (332)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUNGLE KING 3930 13 16 0 55 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
HUNTERSTOCK 3667 5 4 0 53 VITAL BRAWL (332)
-TYPHOON 3895 4 1 0 53 DIRT DEVILS (363)
MR. FIXIT 3905 10 20 0 50 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
PITFALL HARRY 3927 10 16 0 46 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SURGERY 3962 3 1 1 31 BASH BROS PETS (368)
-NI 3945 2 2 0 29 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)
DESIGNER CLOTHES 3963 3 1 0 27 BASH BROS PETS (368)
-TOURNEY SCUM 3943 4 0 0 24 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOPED IN YARD 3959 4 0 0 22 BASH BROS PETS (368)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELGO 3957 2 4 0 10 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Dingo Dog -- Off to the tourney with you, and chase an arena feline, okay? Right up
a tree. -- Kai
Father Cat -- Er, go chase the Dingo Dog? Nah, go scratch the heck out of some
manager's furniture. -- Cadal Coontz
P.S. Don't tell Jorja I said that.
Pooped in Yard -- Well, you were supposed to, weren't you? -- Belgo
Mr. Fixit -- Ah, but this time, I wasn't broken. -- Balin
P.S. Odd, that.
Pitfall Harry -- Maybe you should have changed your name to Pratfall? -- Faron,
guffawing rudely
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NOREASTER devastated OH OHLISH OMINAH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
FATHER CAT vanquished CADAL COONTZ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
DINGO DOG subdued KAI in a 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
DIG DUG devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
Q*BERT subdued BALIN in a 4 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
MR. FIXIT was overpowered by FARON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SAGE devastated DESIGNER CLOTHES in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HUNTERSTOCK overcame PITFALL HARRY in a 2 minute gruesome expert's melee.
JUNGLE KING won victory over SURGERY in a 3 minute gruesome uneven fight.
BELGO was luckily beaten by POOPED IN YARD in a 2 minute brutal fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 1 - 0 92 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 6 - 1 73 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 7 - 0 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 14 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 1 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 9 - 0 25 |
Turn 517 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK NOREASTER 3896 15 1 1 152 DIRT DEVILS (363)
WALL OF STEEL DIG DUG 3926 21 9 1 111 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
SLASHING ATTACK FATHER CAT 3875 16 4 2 98 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
PARRY-RIPOSTE OH OHLISH OMINAH 3912 12 9 2 93 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)
TOTAL PARRY BALIN 3955 8 1 0 66 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
STRIKING ATTACK SAGE 3495 6 1 0 61 VITAL BRAWL (332)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MR. FIXIT 3905. The most popular warrior this turn
was HUNTERSTOCK 3667. The ten other most popular fighters were SURGERY 3962, BELGO
3957, DINGO DOG 3878, DIG DUG 3926, NOREASTER 3896, FATHER CAT 3875, FARON 3954, SAGE
3495, JUNGLE KING 3930, and POOPED IN YARD 3959.
The least popular fighter this week was PITFALL HARRY 3927. The other ten least
popular fighters were DESIGNER CLOTHES 3963, MR. FIXIT 3905, BALIN 3955, Q*BERT 3928,
KAI 3873, CADAL COONTZ 3901, OH OHLISH OMINAH 3912, POOPED IN YARD 3959, JUNGLE KING
3930, and SAGE 3495.