DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/26/2006 Duedate: 08/08/2006
MURSKA ARENA
DM-35 TURN-518
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DIG DUG
FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
(35-3926) [22-9-1,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DIG DUG DESIGNER CLOTHES
FLIPPERS ARCADE (366) BASH BROS PETS (368)
(35-3926) [22-9-1,113] (35-3963) [4-1-0,38]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MR. FIXIT OH OHLISH OMINAH
BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360) PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)
(35-3905) [11-20-0,53] (35-3912) [13-9-2,105]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE BEARS (253) 48
2. BASH BROS PETS (368) 14 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
3. BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360) 13 Unchartered Team
4. PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347) 12
5. CHILDREN OF LLYR (141) 8 BASH BROS PETS (368)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 DIRT DEVILS (363) 19 2 1 90.5 1/ 3 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141) 7 8 0
2/ 2*BASH BROS PETS (368) 12 3 1 80.0 2/ 1*BASH BROS PETS (368) 6 3 1
3- 3 VITAL BRAWL (332) 13 7 0 65.0 3/ 2 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366) 6 6 0
4/ 4 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360) 78 50 7 60.9 4/ 5 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360) 5 4 0
5/ 5 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347) 98 73 4 57.3 5- 6 VITAL BRAWL (332) 2 0 0
6/ 6 THE BEARS (253) 370 278 26 57.1 6- 4 DIRT DEVILS (363) 2 0 0
7/ 7 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366) 79 64 6 55.2 7/ 7 THE BEARS (253) 2 1 0
8/ 8 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141) 542 820 20 39.8 8/ 8 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon MURSKA, for I,
Novgorodny Vir, have returned! The boys at BASH BROS PETS left the arena dejected,
after being kicked out of the top spot by CHILDREN OF LLYR. Good show! Practice
pays for INCOMING!, who pummelled EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, to pocket 20 points. A certain
someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 3 points to
OH OHLISH OMINAH. (Discrete enough, Q*BERT?) A certain someone saw NOREASTER at The
Dragon's Hangover with the shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend his throne.
What a pathetic slob! What can be a greater victory? DIG DUG has taken his place as
the top, as MURSKA's new Duelmaster. So who's the team that's been walking into
taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
And how sociable are MURSKA's warriors? Come, let us see. Like the noble eagle
soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of THE BEARS, alone and
unchallenged. The warriors of THE BEARS found their efforts at combat frustrated as
BUSY, BUSYTOWN apparently had more important things to do than fight. If challenges
were horses, KAI could open up a fast food joint! Take heed MURSKA, of the
unprincipled action of FATHER CAT. By challenging CADAL COONTZ, 17 points below him,
FATHER CAT besmirches the noble art of dueling. Warriors of MURSKA! Do you wish
your reputations tainted by the base challenge of FATHER CAT? Mismatched by 12
points, BELGO was bested by POOPED IN YARD. Is this really worth noting? I thought
POOPED IN YARD showed great skill and promise when he overcame BELGO. All right, so
I slept through it! Big deal!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Ask not a
spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an
unconscious stupor.
All good things must come to an end. My fingers tire and I fear my incessant
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Like a mixed
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid MURSKA farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIG DUG 3926 22 9 1 113 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NOREASTER 3896 15 1 1 152 DIRT DEVILS (363)
OH OHLISH OMINAH 3912 13 9 2 105 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)
FATHER CAT 3875 17 4 2 104 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
DINGO DOG 3878 18 5 3 101 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
-TAKE COVER 3870 14 4 3 95 THE BEARS (253)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KAI 3873 19 28 0 88 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
Q*BERT 3928 19 11 4 87 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
CADAL COONTZ 3901 15 24 0 78 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
FARON 3954 8 2 0 74 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
-GARTH THE SEAMITE 3748 15 10 1 69 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)
BALIN 3955 9 1 0 68 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SAGE 3495 6 1 0 61 VITAL BRAWL (332)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUNGLE KING 3930 13 17 0 56 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
MR. FIXIT 3905 11 20 0 53 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
-HUNTERSTOCK 3667 5 4 0 53 VITAL BRAWL (332)
-TYPHOON 3895 4 1 0 53 DIRT DEVILS (363)
PITFALL HARRY 3927 10 17 0 49 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
DESIGNER CLOTHES 3963 4 1 0 38 BASH BROS PETS (368)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SURGERY 3962 3 2 1 32 BASH BROS PETS (368)
-NI 3945 2 2 0 29 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)
POOPED IN YARD 3959 5 0 0 24 BASH BROS PETS (368)
-TOURNEY SCUM 3943 4 0 0 24 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INCOMING! 3964 1 0 0 20 THE BEARS (253)
THE ONE 3965 1 0 0 13 THE BEARS (253)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELGO 3957 2 5 0 11 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FURRY BEAR 3958 0 1 0 THE BEARS 253 MISTRESS SHA'TYIR 23 518 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Father Cat -- How familiar is your hairy face, your twitching whiskers, your raucous
voice. Really, seriously, go chase Dingo Dog for a while! -- Cadal Coontz
Dingo Dog -- Yeah, same old same old. Go chase Father Cat up a tree? -- Kai
Q*bert -- You're too tall to be that nasty. Tall people are supposed to be friendly
and laid-back, because their height is imposing and they don't need to go around
intimidating people. -- Balin
Mr. Fixit -- It wasn't broken, so I guess you were left wondering, "What the heck?".
-- Faron
P.S. Thanks for all those skills.
Pooped in Yard -- And didn't clean up. Tsk. -- Belgo
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:
The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106. Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak. You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FURRY BEAR was butchered by MISTRESS SHA'TYIR in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
FATHER CAT vanquished CADAL COONTZ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
DINGO DOG subdued KAI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
POOPED IN YARD unbelievably bested BELGO in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
DIG DUG subdued VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's Title competition.
OH OHLISH OMINAH viciously subdued Q*BERT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's match.
BALIN overcame PITFALL HARRY in a 5 minute melee.
FARON vanquished JUNGLE KING in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
MR. FIXIT viciously subdued SURGERY in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
DESIGNER CLOTHES viciously subdued FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.
INCOMING! demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE ONE devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 1 - 0 93 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 7 - 1 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 13 - 1 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 9 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
Turn 518 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL DIG DUG 3926 22 9 1 113 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
PARRY-RIPOSTE OH OHLISH OMINAH 3912 13 9 2 105 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)
SLASHING ATTACK FATHER CAT 3875 17 4 2 104 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
LUNGING ATTACK DINGO DOG 3878 18 5 3 101 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
TOTAL PARRY BALIN 3955 9 1 0 68 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
BASHING ATTACK DESIGNER CLOTHES 3963 4 1 0 38 BASH BROS PETS (368)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MR. FIXIT 3905. The most popular warrior this turn
was OH OHLISH OMINAH 3912. The ten other most popular fighters were PITFALL HARRY
3927, BELGO 3957, FARON 3954, MR. FIXIT 3905, DINGO DOG 3878, DIG DUG 3926, SURGERY
3962, DESIGNER CLOTHES 3963, FATHER CAT 3875, and INCOMING! 3964.
The least popular fighter this week was JUNGLE KING 3930. The other ten least
popular fighters were BALIN 3955, Q*BERT 3928, CADAL COONTZ 3901, FURRY BEAR 3958,
THE ONE 3965, POOPED IN YARD 3959, KAI 3873, INCOMING! 3964, FATHER CAT 3875, and
DESIGNER CLOTHES 3963.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
NOREASTER (35-3896) DIRT DEVILS (363)
FATHER CAT (35-3875) BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)
Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83. If you requested that your team be
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena. Any teams not
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by September 1st will be deleted. If you have
questions about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 5 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SNOTTYMAN (40-3685) of THEY TRAINED ME!
HORRID (65-6385) of LEGION IV
JUDICIOUSLY (82-27214) of ADVERBS II
TERRICONUS (82-27651) of THE GLORIOUS DARK
FLABBY-O (82-30720) of STREET PIZZAD XXII
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes